I'm a geezer i'll nick anything.

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  • Опубліковано 11 лис 2024

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  • @StriderXan
    @StriderXan 10 років тому +168

    I respect the fact that they actually called rare and impressive pokemon cards for Chris to steal from the kids deck, Commitment to the bit.

  • @markofsaltburn
    @markofsaltburn Рік тому +25

    I loved early Aphex Twin.

  • @keironharvey
    @keironharvey Рік тому +9

    I lived in that area. That's West Street in St. Hilda's Middlesbrough

  • @TommyTucker0
    @TommyTucker0 Рік тому +7

    I miss the Fast Show, it was an era in British comedy that will never be bettered

  • @jeanpaulsinatra
    @jeanpaulsinatra Рік тому +31

    I'm pretty impressed at the effort PW put in. He was in his 40s when he wrote this sketch and it was targeted at adults, yet he decided to learn what cards are valuable and what aren't in a kids' card game

    • @DukeTerraria
      @DukeTerraria Рік тому

      yra

    • @Iazzaboyce
      @Iazzaboyce Рік тому +4

      I suppose it's like research for writing a play or novel - like he sees his TV comedy as serious work.

    • @jeanpaulsinatra
      @jeanpaulsinatra Рік тому +1

      @@Yolo_Swaggins parents are notorious for not understanding what their kids like. Dads in particular hardly know their kids' best friends' names

    • @Myndir
      @Myndir 6 місяців тому

      @@jeanpaulsinatra Except if their kids' friends are Korean and they're named Sun.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 8 років тому +34

    0:24 "I am a total - " "Ha Ha Ha!" "Your not supposed to know what word" LOL

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 7 років тому

      "and *you're* not..."

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 5 років тому

      @@Hellwyck I was quoting the line.

    • @saccerzd
      @saccerzd 4 роки тому +2

      @@danielwilliamson6180 yes, we know you were quoting it. He was just pointing out that you spelt "you're" incorrectly.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 4 роки тому

      @@saccerzd It was funny.

  • @masterknife8423
    @masterknife8423 3 місяці тому +1

    Oh Mewtwo!! I'll have that

  • @martinwalker193
    @martinwalker193 2 роки тому +11

    I typed "a little bit woh and a bit wey" ha ha

  • @imadrunk3576
    @imadrunk3576 Рік тому +4

    Have you not got vaporeon in here 😂

  • @thefrecklepuny
    @thefrecklepuny 11 років тому +8

    Chris should star in the next Aviva ads! Perhaps extolling the value of house insurance whilst robbing someones property. How about it Paul?

  • @liambennion9627
    @liambennion9627 10 місяців тому +1

    Peekachoo? Get-out!

  • @InvincibleNumanist
    @InvincibleNumanist 13 років тому +9

    Mewtwo! Haha

  • @apollo36uk
    @apollo36uk 12 років тому +19

    Filmed in Edinburgh?
    You sure - looks more like over the border in Middlesbrough to me - the cooling towers in the background don't exactly seem typical of the Edinburgh skyline for a start.

    • @MacStoker
      @MacStoker 5 років тому +3

      @@themaster-jp6sp fun fact if you dont already know
      the middlesborough skyline inspired the intro scene for blade runner.

    • @yurikorosal4813
      @yurikorosal4813 3 роки тому

      U sure m8? Not to be a bother but to be fair the cooling towers are not unique to Middlesbrough.

    • @apollo36uk
      @apollo36uk 3 роки тому +1

      @@yurikorosal4813 100% sure - they filmed a lot of that series around Middlesbrough - Chip Cobb the deaf stuntman is filmed around the old Middlesbrough dock

    • @andrewwake8607
      @andrewwake8607 3 роки тому +1

      @@apollo36uk they also used the Riverside Stadium to double as Arsenal's old home ground Highbury.

  • @Kimjongil.
    @Kimjongil. Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dabhach1
    @Dabhach1 2 роки тому +11

    This was posted twelve years ago, and it occurs to me that it really tells you how much the world has gone to the bad that I'm thinking Chris the Cockney might actually be a better parent -- because he teaches children valuable lessons -- than most ACTUAL parents today. That thought disturbs me.😕

    • @sabrina63
      @sabrina63 Рік тому +6

      People have been saying this for every generation since Plato: the state of parenting hasn't suddenly gone to shit, you're just getting old (and bitter).

    • @Dabhach1
      @Dabhach1 Рік тому +5

      @sabrina63 The one doesn't exclude the other. I can be old and bitter and the state of parenting can also have gone to shit. And it has.

    • @samwise7538
      @samwise7538 Рік тому +2

      @@Dabhach1 It hasn't.

    • @Dabhach1
      @Dabhach1 Рік тому

      @samwise7538 I'm guessing you're a parent, giving himself a pat on the back. Just remember, children are like farts -- you always think your own are sweet, but everybody else's stink the place out. Something to keep in mind the first time the police bring Junior home.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic Рік тому +1

      it disturbs me that you believe this shit you're telling yourself. what specific examples of parenting - which must also function as provable general trends for your argument to function - do you personally know that are worse examples to children than a thief?

  • @automat3000
    @automat3000 Рік тому +21

    "Not now son, I'm working". Haha, love it. Typical Fast Show sketch, had you laughing within the first few seconds

  • @danielpotter8957
    @danielpotter8957 2 роки тому

    2022

  • @nikovanamo63
    @nikovanamo63 4 роки тому

    Mankel

  • @upfromunder
    @upfromunder 12 років тому +4

    please, please, please - closed captions for us benighted Americans. Fanks.

    • @saccerzd
      @saccerzd 4 роки тому +2

      Any bits in particular you struggled with? I'll translate

    • @saccerzd
      @saccerzd Рік тому

      @Negro and yet here we are!

    • @Sqk.
      @Sqk. Рік тому +1

      decent but not completely accurate transcription by a New Zealander
      - ‘scuse me, mister
      - Not now son, I’m working.
      - Please would you (look?) after my Pokemon cards, right, I gotta skateboard over there, ‘cause I can’t trust any of my mates (friends).
      - Well you can’t trust me, either.
      - But you’re an adult!
      - Listen, if you gimme them cards, I will nick (steal) them, alright?
      - You’re funny, you are.
      - No, I’m not. I’m ‘orrible. I’m a little bit werrr, a little bit weird, a little bit shushushushu (i.e dodgy)
      - I’m (dodgy?), I’m a geezer. I will nick (steal) anything, I am a total (inaudible).
      - (laugh)
      - You’re not supposed to know that word.
      - Just PLEASE look after them, I’ll be over there and back in a minute.
      - Listen, son, it’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I will eat your dog.
      - What?
      - Nahhh, look I’ll tell you what, I’m only joking, look, just this once, as a favour t’ you, ‘cause you’re a cheeky little sod (something along the lines of ‘fucker’), right, I’ll do it. Come on. Give ‘em here.
      Right, let’s see, what’ve you got in here anyway? Alright, let’s have a look - oooh, Mewtwo! I’ll have that. Nice. Nice, yeah… Ooh, Charizard, yesss, ooh, no, no, no, rubbish, rubbish, (genji?), don’t want that… Pikachu?! Get out. Lovely.
      I(‘d) told you I’d to this, didn’t I?. Go on. Go on. Haven’t you got a Vaporeon in here? Go on, go and play on your skateboard. Ooh, Snorlax, I’ll have that.
      0:00
      Come here! (Save you your time?), (I’ll) have this here, have your pocket (child? monsters?)

  • @Ky-wh5se
    @Ky-wh5se 3 роки тому

    That was rude.

  • @Justify-My-Hate
    @Justify-My-Hate Рік тому +3

    Was this meant to be funny? Because it wasn't. 😐

    • @chef7658
      @chef7658 Рік тому +8

      It is though

    • @letsdiscussitoversometea8479
      @letsdiscussitoversometea8479 Рік тому

      I suppose it's not funny if something similar has happened to you.
      Really, I think it's quite sick humour - not like a legitimately (and naturally) funny exchange where you don't have to force a laugh to convince yourself it's funny.

    • @imadrunk3576
      @imadrunk3576 Рік тому +2

      It really is funny though

    • @imadrunk3576
      @imadrunk3576 Рік тому +2

      ​@@letsdiscussitoversometea8479 boring git

    • @liambennion9627
      @liambennion9627 10 місяців тому +1

      something similar happened to you?
      A bloke said dont give 'x' here or ill nick 'em and you handed them over?
      I think that'd make you a victim of your own stupidity

  • @TheEschwank02
    @TheEschwank02 10 років тому

    i guess you to drink Foster's to think its funny.

    • @bioodilne9680
      @bioodilne9680 6 років тому +7

      if you didn't find it funny you live in the U.S or something. us Londoners understand it ;)

    • @circle2867
      @circle2867 5 років тому +7

      if they(the yanks) knew the meaning behind his character then they should find it funny. not as if they didn't have pokemon cards over there. then again the comedy over there is on such a low level compared to here they probably don't even know what funny is.@@bioodilne9680

    • @itxi
      @itxi 3 роки тому +1

      Fuck off, no self-respecting brit would drink that australian swill

    • @thorbat
      @thorbat 3 роки тому +3

      @@itxi No self respecting Australian would drink Foster's either