I Followed What Gwyneth Paltrow Eats In A Day

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  • It's the new year and I want to detox so I thought I'd follow what Gweneth Paltrow eats in a day!
    Let me know if you want to see more follow other celebrity diets and make what they eat!
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  • @caitiemoriarty
    @caitiemoriarty 3 роки тому +7349

    It’s the fact that he skipped the two glasses of water for me. Like he will swish coconut oil like mouthwash and buy her mystery powder but the line is drawn at hydration

    • @racingbee
      @racingbee 3 роки тому +81

      honestly, same haha I hate the "taste" of water

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 3 роки тому +81

      I like mineral water with fizz (?), it's very common to drink in Europe and tastes better imo

    • @wobbyenna
      @wobbyenna 3 роки тому +28

      This comment gives me life...thanks for the laugh I needed it😂

    • @averyaustin9867
      @averyaustin9867 3 роки тому +36

      @@solala1312 I love carbonated water. It makes it more exciting to drink so I’d rather do that than drink flat water 😭

    • @louismartinezjr9617
      @louismartinezjr9617 3 роки тому +28

      I just assumed he drank the water off camera

  • @Ray_Vun
    @Ray_Vun 3 роки тому +2086

    her saying to get an iv when you're hungover doesn't even faze me anymore, i'm more surprised by her saying she'd eat an egg sandwich

    • @lealou1092
      @lealou1092 3 роки тому +105

      Or that she learned how intelligent squid are and won’t eat baby animals but she will eat meat 😆

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @AnnieMustange
      @AnnieMustange 3 роки тому +13

      One of my co workers use to go straight to the hospital to get an IV after binge drinking. It was wild.

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc 3 роки тому +53

      Lmao my cousin told me about calling some service that brought an IV to your house for hangover cures. Boujee California people are a different species

    • @riversrhodell2359
      @riversrhodell2359 3 роки тому +1

      For real

  • @tochiies
    @tochiies 3 роки тому +3187

    "... you can always get an iv too" this woman is just different

    • @bodgie6256
      @bodgie6256 3 роки тому +158

      This really makes me laugh cause im a med student and we always take ivs to big parties lmao.it really is the best hangover cure

    • @rayax2805
      @rayax2805 3 роки тому +25

      It’s supposed to be the new best fad and getting more and more popular. I think buzzfeed did a video where people tried them out.
      But they also did an over $10k bachelor weekend and those “which is best thru these 3 prices” videos so... 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @rayax2805
      @rayax2805 3 роки тому

      @@bodgie6256 haha I don’t doubt it.

    • @jocas5289
      @jocas5289 3 роки тому +20

      my ma's a nurse and after a big night she always gave herself n my dad an IV lmao

    • @vp-oe1em
      @vp-oe1em 3 роки тому +1

      They're really not expensive and just so worth it.

  • @ShhmiaASMR
    @ShhmiaASMR 3 роки тому +3441

    "Hey team, new product idea.
    Literally just meth."
    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS 💀

    • @cadegranger4602
      @cadegranger4602 3 роки тому +126

      “In single-serving packets” 😂

    • @position9925
      @position9925 3 роки тому +1

      Lol ..!!!!!

    • @rafaelmoreno6331
      @rafaelmoreno6331 3 роки тому +7

      She would make a killing selling these in the hood

    • @real_abiola
      @real_abiola 3 роки тому +52

      @@rafaelmoreno6331 Your joke is tone deaf. She’d make way more money selling it to her neighbors in some cute packaging. Hate to tell ya, but rich folks do meth too.

    • @meowmixmeowmix
      @meowmixmeowmix 3 роки тому +8

      Goop Sparkles

  • @sydneyc8256
    @sydneyc8256 3 роки тому +706

    she's literally just talking around saying she doesn't eat

    • @itsMeUhDanii
      @itsMeUhDanii 3 роки тому +22

      100%!!!

    • @danaegonzalez5109
      @danaegonzalez5109 3 роки тому +30

      @@itsMeUhDanii yeah, it’s actually really sad

    • @LianDark666
      @LianDark666 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah, and it's worrying. If she hadn't that tan, i guess she would look sick.

  • @lacedrain
    @lacedrain 3 роки тому +4259

    Everyone asks "What Gweneth Paltrow For A Day" but no one asks "How Gweneth Paltrow For A Day" 😔

    • @andrewlowe
      @andrewlowe  3 роки тому +488

      lmaoo shhh

    • @lacedrain
      @lacedrain 3 роки тому +30

      @@andrewlowe 🙊🙊

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle 3 роки тому +15

      Best comment, deserves to stay on top!

    • @spoopyartboi8912
      @spoopyartboi8912 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao nice! I mean 👀 .........

    • @kitm141
      @kitm141 3 роки тому +19

      This is possibly my favourite comment across all of UA-cam. 10/10, five stars, would recommend.

  • @HarpersBazaar
    @HarpersBazaar 3 роки тому +3774

    Patiently waiting to see you recreate some of Tiffany Haddish's favorite dishes 🙏

    • @jojo5821
      @jojo5821 3 роки тому +258

      Omg the gay man who has your UA-cam login has been commenting on every single video remotely related to these food videos, we love marketing!

    • @mariisoverit
      @mariisoverit 3 роки тому +120

      Shout out to your marketing team. Not every magazine has the balls to listen to ANY criticism (even when not directly)

    • @MiszzMiszz
      @MiszzMiszz 3 роки тому +7

      @M. P. okay my bad but you just said "we" and spoke on everyones behalf yourself too so ...
      🤷

    • @sparkly2633
      @sparkly2633 3 роки тому +27

      you need to invite HIM

    • @kyara7646
      @kyara7646 3 роки тому +6

      @@MiszzMiszz “we” as in the 2k people who agreed with the cmnt asking to recreate haddishs meals

  • @sherbet_the_destroyer
    @sherbet_the_destroyer 3 роки тому +673

    i love that he didn’t complain at all until he realized there was no dessert

  • @ameliorated
    @ameliorated 3 роки тому +3261

    She's all over the place, half the things she does are veggies, hydration etc and the other half is drugs, vodka and hangover cures

    • @lolitah8560
      @lolitah8560 3 роки тому +221

      To me she looks super drained like she overly detox her body voided of all good nutrients 🥴

    • @TheCerealluvr
      @TheCerealluvr 3 роки тому +17

      make it make sense!

    • @kaefenempa
      @kaefenempa 3 роки тому +81

      @@gravyall0va ​ @Lolita wait, what? I wouldn't necessarily agree with her food choices but she is almost 50! Where does she look unwell?! how bout a little bit of reality?

    • @kaefenempa
      @kaefenempa 3 роки тому +37

      @@gravyall0va Of course you are giving me some names of other celebrities, who no one except themselves knows what they have done to look like that.. and if it's just good genes, then it's that but still: She looks completely normal for her age!

    • @a.z.9957
      @a.z.9957 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah she is a mess. Better eat that Omega 3 Octopus and leave the fries in the trash hunny xD

  • @alexovoxo
    @alexovoxo 3 роки тому +1801

    Yeahhh the fact that she felt the need to mention "if I'm hungover" definitely means she's hungover a lot

    • @LRooje
      @LRooje 3 роки тому +35

      I mean maybe, or it might have just been one of the questions they regularly ask in this segment lol

    • @jaclynnpenney3487
      @jaclynnpenney3487 3 роки тому +9

      Who cares lol

    • @Emily-xu6fi
      @Emily-xu6fi 3 роки тому +5

      @@jaclynnpenney3487 Fr 🤣 aren’t a lot of ppl

    • @JaneFoster2000
      @JaneFoster2000 Рік тому +10

      Orrr maybe she is replacing carbs with alcohol.....🧐

    • @heartboxes8072
      @heartboxes8072 Рік тому

      i think a lot of the comments are looking too deep into that. tons of people get hungover after the weekends but when gwyneth does it ig shes an alcoholic

  • @gaby644
    @gaby644 3 роки тому +2632

    that coconut swishing sound was the most vile thing ive heard all of 2021

    • @sadedgaf
      @sadedgaf 3 роки тому +79

      it's actually really good for your teeth, breath, & gums! been doing it for years.

    • @sadedgaf
      @sadedgaf 3 роки тому +22

      it's supposedly helps pull 'bad bacteria' from your body but it's only ever helped my mouth.

    • @keycartier9100
      @keycartier9100 3 роки тому +31

      Pulling is so hard to do! Like you go into pumped, thinking it's gonna be a breeze, 3 minutes in and you're already exhausted contemplating you're very existence. I will say i felt like a champion for getting through it and I had some tooth pain it did seem to alleviate. That lasted for 3 days. So much work. I guess I'll be basic and stick to Listerine. 😂

    • @enamored1
      @enamored1 3 роки тому +5

      I have been doing it for years

    • @isajohnson4332
      @isajohnson4332 3 роки тому +27

      @@enamored1 how do you get over the texture !!! theres something abt swishing oil in my mouth that makes me want to Die

  • @kaitlyns9972
    @kaitlyns9972 3 роки тому +2281

    She’s truly from a different planet

    • @emmaaustin8591
      @emmaaustin8591 3 роки тому +57

      I think that about many rich people 😂

    • @eva_pe
      @eva_pe 3 роки тому +36

      She's taking "quirky" to the next level.... the next level being annoying AF :P

    • @Anthony-cx4iy
      @Anthony-cx4iy 3 роки тому +9

      She looks like it too

    • @lydia883
      @lydia883 3 роки тому +10

      Nah I think she's just from under a rock

    • @squarepotatoes
      @squarepotatoes 3 роки тому +5

      Idk why but planet hell sprang up to mind first

  • @sarahgiannino8088
    @sarahgiannino8088 3 роки тому +542

    So basically Gwyneth only really eats dinner and her desert is alcohol. Got it. Lol

    • @CC-si3cr
      @CC-si3cr 10 місяців тому +5

      That was my take away too!

  • @JULIA-mw8ti
    @JULIA-mw8ti 3 роки тому +2779

    i still can’t get over the fact she literally named her daughter apple

    • @karleekennedy6960
      @karleekennedy6960 3 роки тому +138

      She- what-

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 3 роки тому +174

      I know girls called Plum and Clementine, I really don't see the problem

    • @karleekennedy6960
      @karleekennedy6960 3 роки тому +81

      @@alicem1961 I’ve never heard someone named apple before though

    • @JULIA-mw8ti
      @JULIA-mw8ti 3 роки тому +276

      @@alicem1961 i feel like those are more name-like fruits than apple though. like i know people named cherry, but i feel like apple is on the same level as naming your daughter cantaloupe.

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 3 роки тому +64

      @@JULIA-mw8ti I'm glad it won't affect her though since she can always turn to nepotism ❤️

  • @dakota683
    @dakota683 3 роки тому +901

    I’m just trying to get over the fact that he paid 14 dollars for that smoothie

    • @treesap8911
      @treesap8911 3 роки тому +12

      Fffffffourteeen 😭😭😭

    • @DannietheSWAMPY
      @DannietheSWAMPY 3 роки тому +6

      Yep, never paying more than £2 that size 😅

    • @TranceGurl20
      @TranceGurl20 Рік тому

      I make mine at home no point spending money if you can do the same lol

    • @CC-si3cr
      @CC-si3cr 10 місяців тому +1

      $14.50 +tax erewhon don't play! They want their change!!

    • @Kingofthenet2
      @Kingofthenet2 4 місяці тому

      @@DannietheSWAMPYfacts

  • @kendrafiala7206
    @kendrafiala7206 3 роки тому +1733

    Andrew: "Let me eat what Gweneth Paltrow eats"
    Gweneth: "Stick an IV in your arm"
    Andrew: "No

    • @merrybright5732
      @merrybright5732 3 роки тому +47

      Gweneth: drink a bit of water
      Andrew: N O

    • @13lilsykos
      @13lilsykos 3 роки тому +18

      I mean who gets hungover and thinks "oh I'll just get an IV..."

    • @kendrafiala7206
      @kendrafiala7206 3 роки тому +5

      @@13lilsykos LMAO facts

    • @shelbyb9965
      @shelbyb9965 3 роки тому +8

      @@13lilsykos I used to know an EMT who would bring banana bags to parties so he could cure all the hangovers the next day haha

    • @13lilsykos
      @13lilsykos 3 роки тому +3

      @@shelbyb9965 - yeah, I use to know a guy who was a medic in the Army who would do something similar, especially when they had a PT test in the morning or something.

  • @e_velog
    @e_velog 3 роки тому +537

    "swishing around coconut oil in your mouth is a really good way to get rid of bacteria".. yeah so is brushing your teeth

    • @andrewlowe
      @andrewlowe  3 роки тому +200

      THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT LMAOOOO

    • @e_velog
      @e_velog 3 роки тому +4

      @@andrewlowe 😂😂😂

    • @catleigh1540
      @catleigh1540 3 роки тому +28

      oil pulling has a lot of other benefits. some people need it aside from brushing their teeth.

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 3 роки тому +26

      warm water with some sea salt works wonders. especially if you are having trouble with your tonsils.

    • @toointoxicatedtobescared6853
      @toointoxicatedtobescared6853 3 роки тому +15

      i dont wanna sound like a nerd but brushing your teeth only cleans your teeth but not your full mouth

  • @kaleihall
    @kaleihall 3 роки тому +3058

    Call me a nerd, but this dude looks like a living version of Michelangelo’s David

    • @delaneyy318
      @delaneyy318 3 роки тому +263

      ive been saying this for months! he literally looks like a Roman statue

    • @StellaMcxx
      @StellaMcxx 3 роки тому +70

      You are completely correct

    • @skarletcharity
      @skarletcharity 3 роки тому +104

      Yep, agreed, there's a whole group of us who recognize him from statues of olde. You know who else had that weird old statue appearance? Logan Paul. For real, mute his big dumb voice.

    • @arianichka76
      @arianichka76 3 роки тому +48

      he really is so visually appealing lol

    • @merpmerp7220
      @merpmerp7220 3 роки тому +6

      Why would I call you a nerd

  • @emilymulcahy
    @emilymulcahy 3 роки тому +400

    Her face when she's talking says "I don't even believe this fuckery"

  • @EvaHoHoHo
    @EvaHoHoHo 3 роки тому +1010

    i hope this isn't too heavy, but as someone struggling with an eating disorder, your eating videos help me so much. like, you're so natural and carefree with food. it makes me very happy to see. also, obviously, hilarious!

  • @pumpyumpyumpkinn
    @pumpyumpyumpkinn 3 роки тому +309

    Ok the amount of work Andrew did to make all this food but never once made a big deal about the labor, says a lot. We love you Andrew!

    • @littlewillowlinda
      @littlewillowlinda 3 роки тому +14

      It looks so simple but i would not be able to do that much for a meal lol

  • @leodixon2000
    @leodixon2000 3 роки тому +632

    "I also stoped eating humans because society doesn't like that anymore"
    It's the anymore for me
    😂😂😂

    • @app77
      @app77 3 роки тому +2

      omg..i know...i laughed so hard at that....i just loved the way he threw that out there...*LOL*

  • @lydiachebbine6326
    @lydiachebbine6326 3 роки тому +521

    "I also stoped eating humans because society doesn't like that anymore"
    *armie hammer has left the chat*

  • @amissahrometz5660
    @amissahrometz5660 3 роки тому +216

    she literally eats 2 salads 1 smoothie and fries for dinner im SCREECHING

  • @keltieem
    @keltieem 3 роки тому +760

    “yEs GwYneTh, gEt ThOsE pRoTeSteRs”

    • @TheEssJay
      @TheEssJay 3 роки тому +1

      I laughed way too hard at that lmao

  • @sev2568
    @sev2568 3 роки тому +678

    andrew personality > everything

  • @Bexflowers
    @Bexflowers 3 роки тому +603

    Andrew! I swear you’re UA-cam’s hidden gem and have such a future in comedy writing/cooking!

  • @hithereitscaroline
    @hithereitscaroline 3 роки тому +408

    “It tastes like all of the ingredients” so insightful as always, Andrew

  • @jennacarney8012
    @jennacarney8012 3 роки тому +2625

    “I don’t eat octopus because they’re smart,” so are cows, pigs, and chickens Gwyn.

    • @jessalinnguyen1504
      @jessalinnguyen1504 3 роки тому +183

      Yes! Pigs are smarter than dogs too

    • @mp48930
      @mp48930 3 роки тому +129

      @@jessalinnguyen1504 and smarter than a 3 year old human child too!

    • @noname-dw9te
      @noname-dw9te 3 роки тому +114

      speciesism at its finest

    • @Emzzz78
      @Emzzz78 3 роки тому +25

      @@noname-dw9te speciesism? Can we not?

    • @noname-dw9te
      @noname-dw9te 3 роки тому +58

      @@Emzzz78 yes we can, Karen...unfortunately

  • @jenna5908
    @jenna5908 3 роки тому +1509

    i refuse to believe someone starts their morning with just swishing coconut oil in their mouth

    • @reesechin4248
      @reesechin4248 3 роки тому +32

      fr i cringed the whole time poor andrew😭

    • @victoriasyverson7490
      @victoriasyverson7490 3 роки тому +134

      I oil pull every morning haha! It is definitely weird and takes getting used to but it is really good for oral health and is a natural teeth whitener 😊

    • @signehojme
      @signehojme 3 роки тому +67

      My dentist told me oil pulling is really great for oral health but I just don't have the motivation to do it

    • @ellemenno9180
      @ellemenno9180 3 роки тому +4

      @@victoriasyverson7490 do you really notice it helps?

    • @victoriasyverson7490
      @victoriasyverson7490 3 роки тому +66

      @@ellemenno9180 I've only been doing it for a few weeks so I don't have any long term results yet, I'm one of those unlucky people who struggle with oral health even though I do everything right.
      Oil pulling has helped a lot, my gums are looking less inflamed, my teeth do look whiter already and I've noticed my breath stays fresher.
      I do a tablespoon of extra virgin unrefined coconut oil before I brush my teeth every day for 20 min (which is difficult but it gets easier with time), if you try it just make sure not to swallow as the oil will have mouth gunk/bacteria in it :) spit into the trash not the sink, rinse mouth out with warm water after

  • @valemar1
    @valemar1 3 роки тому +540

    i can't believe you followed gweneth paltrow for a day

  • @beep5555
    @beep5555 3 роки тому +815

    Why is no one talking about his chopping skills damn Andrew are you a secret cook

    • @ellemenno9180
      @ellemenno9180 3 роки тому +46

      Yeah, he’s an amazing cook! Those are my favorite videos of his.

    • @rissd6487
      @rissd6487 3 роки тому +58

      Its literally not a secret he's had a couple of cooking series on this channel 😭

    • @babycowboyz
      @babycowboyz 3 роки тому +34

      do yall not remember cooking with andrew ?????? those used to HIT

    • @annaleonard5340
      @annaleonard5340 3 роки тому +7

      Knife skills though - I thought he was going to chop his fingers off at every move! 😱

    • @bas.artistry
      @bas.artistry 3 роки тому +2

      First time watching and was blown away lol going to check out his cooking series’ after the grimes video

  • @misstomrs
    @misstomrs 3 роки тому +166

    I’m impressed by your commitment to prepping those foods. There’s no way she does that on her own every day though. I need a personal chef like Andrew.

    • @nevermind19700
      @nevermind19700 3 роки тому +2

      I guess she can actually cook , unlike most celebs but u know she must have a ft chef too .

  • @lindseybrooke6641
    @lindseybrooke6641 3 роки тому +283

    "Literally just meth. In single serving packets." Yes.

  • @shalynlilly9643
    @shalynlilly9643 3 роки тому +200

    i coulf not stop laughing when he chucked the shot glass and all you could hear was it breaking

    • @beetlebugs
      @beetlebugs 3 роки тому +9

      i rewatched it 3 times lmfaoooo

    • @leeleeg4267
      @leeleeg4267 3 роки тому +1

      I had tears in my eyes. He is pretty funny

    • @lauren2103
      @lauren2103 3 роки тому +2

      I was not prepared for that. And then how he was "pouring" in the vodka after😂

    • @pitaa-breaddd
      @pitaa-breaddd 3 роки тому

      ik lol

  • @uhnoel
    @uhnoel 3 роки тому +406

    PLEASE. Do Ian Somerholder’s. It’s WILD.

    • @alischreiner08
      @alischreiner08 3 роки тому +4

      YES

    • @gnomeytroll1936
      @gnomeytroll1936 3 роки тому +2

      But he can’t because he’s vegan

    • @moccaccino9084
      @moccaccino9084 3 роки тому +2

      @@gnomeytroll1936 in grimes video he used vegan butter? I rly do not remember

    • @mckdemps12
      @mckdemps12 3 роки тому

      Well now I gotta go look for myself 😂

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 роки тому

      Ikr? I was particularly thrown by the whole "I get up and work out and do other stuff and eat quite a lot" thing, making me think that would take him through to lunch or beyond... and then he goes and gets his little kid up. I may be remembering it wrong, but that just seemed so freaking intense to me at the time. I've had two small kids, and all I could think was "you must be getting up in the middle of the night, man" :-D

  • @properpoetics7555
    @properpoetics7555 3 роки тому +700

    Here when it's still "I Followed What Gweneth Paltrow For A Day"

    • @wig84
      @wig84 3 роки тому +14

      its different now sobs

    • @luismontecinos519
      @luismontecinos519 3 роки тому +6

      I was so confused lmaoooo

    • @andrewlowe
      @andrewlowe  3 роки тому +166

      Akcksncbbs and I spelled her name wrong lol

    • @maddcrz
      @maddcrz 3 роки тому +20

      Honestly it was the superior title, but her lawyers or whatever.

    • @screamingbanshee1282
      @screamingbanshee1282 3 роки тому

      Can anyone tell me what goop sells

  • @heiko7015
    @heiko7015 3 роки тому +151

    This is made a lot funnier by the fact that you look EXACTLY like her husband.

  • @cahjkgngnksk2009
    @cahjkgngnksk2009 3 роки тому +746

    "My daughter is vegitarian"...really?, I always thought she was a fruit

    • @kawaiibunnbunn
      @kawaiibunnbunn 3 роки тому +22

      I like what you did there, lmao.

    • @mystic_mimi21
      @mystic_mimi21 3 роки тому +8

      Well she isn’t wrong as apples are vegetarian lol

    • @cahjkgngnksk2009
      @cahjkgngnksk2009 3 роки тому +2

      @@mystic_mimi21 guess you are what you eat! ...., Im Aboriginal Australian and we eat Kangaroo tail and goanna.... So turns out; imma a koALA😉

    • @aamu3
      @aamu3 3 роки тому +1

      hahahaa

    • @Emily-xu6fi
      @Emily-xu6fi 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh 🤣

  • @coldsuncrowfeet
    @coldsuncrowfeet 3 роки тому +899

    Celebrities are so weird. They do "normal" shit like get hungover and eat french fries but then get an IV and get fast food from gourmet restaurants. HUH

    • @limu6719
      @limu6719 3 роки тому +29

      Jamie Vera Basically the better, more expensive version of normal

    • @DrBitchcraft.
      @DrBitchcraft. 3 роки тому +11

      I mean, if you have the money for it.. I imagine I would do shit like that if I was rich

    • @multijxde1855
      @multijxde1855 3 роки тому +21

      @@DrBitchcraft. no matter how much money I have I’m not spending over 40 dollars for a smoothie, tbh I would still get cheaper food ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @DrBitchcraft.
      @DrBitchcraft. 3 роки тому +17

      @@multijxde1855 well I mean, that was a 14 dollar smoothie? If I was ridiculously rich, the thing I can dream of doing is buying a 15 dollar cocktail at a bar and not feel bad about it. I imagine a 14 dollar smoothie is not much a different situation hahaha

    • @carriemartinez2933
      @carriemartinez2933 3 роки тому +4

      The I.V. thing is pretty common among average people too, like meds students, military, etc!! You'd be surprised just how many people do that!!! And fyi...it works like a charm, every single time!!!!

  • @NaturalNikki16
    @NaturalNikki16 3 роки тому +898

    I still can’t get over $14 for a smoothie!

    • @sapphicnickel
      @sapphicnickel 3 роки тому +40

      Omg same! I wouldn’t even want to pay $7 lol makes me grateful for living in the Midwest 😆

    • @littlewillowlinda
      @littlewillowlinda 3 роки тому +5

      Welcome to erewhon lol 7 is pretty normal for la too

    • @esthekatie
      @esthekatie 3 роки тому +3

      Lol I’m from seattle and wasn’t surprised

    • @BrittenyRosee
      @BrittenyRosee 3 роки тому +26

      Good luck tryna get me to pay 14$ for a meal .. let alone a goddamn smoothie lol no thnx

    • @0SailorStar0
      @0SailorStar0 3 роки тому +3

      I'm from europe and the restaurants nearby are less expensive. For main courses. 🙂

  • @xkusper
    @xkusper 3 роки тому +283

    “Let’s go open some curtains *while almost throwing up*” 😭😭😭

  • @lauren-ic5cg
    @lauren-ic5cg 3 роки тому +380

    gwyneth doesn’t exist in this realm. she simply travels here when she chooses and collects crystals to take back to her alternate reality.

  • @sophiebee1679
    @sophiebee1679 3 роки тому +587

    If Gwyneth was a food she would be vinegar

    • @carriemartinez2933
      @carriemartinez2933 3 роки тому +19

      And not even the "healthy apple cider version, but gaggable, cheap, hot, Dollar tree version!!!!!

    • @sandramaricelaldanasalgado9288
      @sandramaricelaldanasalgado9288 3 роки тому +49

      @@carriemartinez2933 she will be the organic and expensive one which actually It's pure chemicals

    • @cynthiad4443
      @cynthiad4443 3 роки тому +1

      I love vinegar

    • @DannietheSWAMPY
      @DannietheSWAMPY 3 роки тому +9

      Don't diss vinegar like this 😓😂

    • @quilosunflower
      @quilosunflower 3 роки тому

      🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @LaurenToyota
    @LaurenToyota 3 роки тому +1216

    I think the sheet pan meal needs a side of noodles, bread, and chips 😂 also why does she drink alcohol so much! YOU ARE HILARIOUS AND I LOVE YOU

    • @andrewlowe
      @andrewlowe  3 роки тому +103

      ❤️❤️ and hahah omg that with noodles sounds bomb!

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 3 роки тому +32

      LAUREN TOYOTA?! Inventor of the famous vegan nacho cheese?! Jenna Marbles used to talk about you all the time after Hot for Food came out lmao.

    • @karimecolettadominguez
      @karimecolettadominguez 3 роки тому +9

      @@amandajensen3382 DINK DINK DINK DINK

    • @brennamartinez01___64
      @brennamartinez01___64 3 роки тому

      @@andrewlowe have you ever made deep fried oreos? you fry oreos in pancake batter.

    • @speshulgay
      @speshulgay 3 роки тому +2

      Who the hell eats noodles bread and chips at the same time........

  • @baileyjorlando3623
    @baileyjorlando3623 3 роки тому +123

    So her secret is to eat roughly 400 calories a day. Got it. 😂

  • @ShhmiaASMR
    @ShhmiaASMR 3 роки тому +446

    "Helps neutralize damaging free radicals."
    ...
    *"Yes Gwenyth get those protesters!!"*

  • @annie6402
    @annie6402 3 роки тому +346

    Gwyneth Paltrow would be a #bossgirl if she wasn’t famous, selling socks with detoxing herbs by sliding into your DM’s asking you to join her team so that you can earn hundreds of thousands while also being a “good mom”

  • @JennRighter
    @JennRighter 3 роки тому +117

    Grimes: Stick of butter with two slices of bread fried in a pan.
    Gwyneth: Swish of coconut oil and I don’t eat breakfast.
    🤣 no shade, to each their own, just funny in comparison.

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 3 роки тому +12

      Grimes felt authentic. Gwyneth makes me uncomfortable.

    • @popsnacklecrap
      @popsnacklecrap 3 роки тому +8

      Basically her what I eat in a day was one long goop commercial lol

    • @gglovesgorillazmj7784
      @gglovesgorillazmj7784 3 роки тому +3

      grimes is more unique and Gwyneth she came from a dif planet

  • @ashleytaylor5999
    @ashleytaylor5999 3 роки тому +274

    anyone else notice the amount of liquid she drinks like the first 6 minutes was just liquid

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 3 роки тому +51

      it's part of the "detox" culture I guess. can someone inform Gwyneth about livers and kidneys.

    • @gglovesgorillazmj7784
      @gglovesgorillazmj7784 3 роки тому

      bruh having that much liquid is hazardous for your kidneys

    • @rite2bcreative
      @rite2bcreative 3 роки тому +5

      Especially if she goes with the IV that day instead of eggs... And add in all the alcohol she's consuming on the weekends if having a Gibson on a weekday is going light lol no wonder she cheats with fries if she just has liquids and veggies the rest of the time

  • @hitrabbit4519
    @hitrabbit4519 3 роки тому +44

    This woman really went online and basically said she eats like 700 calories a day💀. The recommended for adult women is like 1500-2000😭

  • @reviebyrnes9527
    @reviebyrnes9527 3 роки тому +94

    When you said the juice of lime I thought you said “the juice of a lion” and I was thinking WOW that’s so Gwyneth

  • @rayax2805
    @rayax2805 3 роки тому +127

    “I also stopped eating humans cause society doesn’t really like that anymore.” 😂😂😂

  • @2dayis2morrow
    @2dayis2morrow 3 роки тому +47

    i’m addicted to the little chuckle you let out after you make a joke

  • @bumblebee12300
    @bumblebee12300 3 роки тому +96

    Take a shot every time he says “I feel fine”😂❤️

  • @jessiimamii5113
    @jessiimamii5113 3 роки тому +942

    "You can always get an IV" this woman is so out of touch.

    • @pauherr
      @pauherr 3 роки тому +6

      I think IV is IV energy multiplier. its an expensive powder for water

    • @leaillex
      @leaillex 3 роки тому +1

      Korea be like

    • @carriemartinez2933
      @carriemartinez2933 3 роки тому +7

      It's a lot more common than you think tbh!!!

    • @carriemartinez2933
      @carriemartinez2933 3 роки тому +40

      @@pauherr nope!!! She means an actual I.V.!!!

    • @pepsicxla
      @pepsicxla 3 роки тому +1

      you can actually also drink electrolyte,,, like the one you feed babies when they have diarrhea ,, it's GROSS but it works

  • @motheroffreaks6879
    @motheroffreaks6879 3 роки тому +48

    dude that was fucking hilarious "now lets open some curtains". wow, i'm impressed with your skills!!!! seriously.

  • @hannahhosking4005
    @hannahhosking4005 3 роки тому +51

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIM MOVING THE HOT VEGGIES WITH HIS BARE HANDS??? LMAOOOOO

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 3 роки тому +5

      meanwhile i need tongs to get my bagels out of the toaster

  • @kaitlyns9972
    @kaitlyns9972 3 роки тому +502

    Isn’t she the one who named her kid Apple

    • @elenasobran2748
      @elenasobran2748 3 роки тому +80

      i don’t trust anyone who names their child after a fruit

    • @mooya3887
      @mooya3887 3 роки тому +35

      this made me laugh so hard for some reason

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 3 роки тому +84

      courtney cox's daughter is called coco, which is literally just the first 2 letters of courtney's name but twice. at least she has her dad's last name, otherwise she'd be coco cox

    • @Sun_Flower-nx4gm
      @Sun_Flower-nx4gm 3 роки тому +24

      Yes I’m pretty sure her full name is Apple Martin

    • @Maplenoodles
      @Maplenoodles 3 роки тому +22

      Yes! I remember being salty for the first time because my baby doll was named Apple and she stole my name. lol

  • @prizanchet
    @prizanchet 3 роки тому +235

    The tequila glass just went NOP and jumped out of your hands I can’t stop laughing

  • @hermit_heart
    @hermit_heart 3 роки тому +171

    u had the original title right. she doesn't eat lol it's just what gweneth

  • @nymphie300
    @nymphie300 3 роки тому +482

    "I've never seen octopus on a menu"
    Me: *laughs in Mediterranean*

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 3 роки тому +4

      She probably eats sushi a lot, that's one of the only cuisines in the US that includes octopus. 🇺🇲🐙🍣

    • @CaminoTurtle
      @CaminoTurtle 3 роки тому +2

      In northwest Spain, in Galicia, they eat a lot of octopus. I imagine she used to visit Spain when she lived in Europe.

    • @asbisi
      @asbisi 3 роки тому +10

      @@CaminoTurtle Also in Greece and Italy - I guess in any Mediterranean country.

    • @sthurin
      @sthurin 3 роки тому +5

      as a portuguese, the moment i heard that my brain stopped. i feel so bad eating octopus but it's so good.

    • @blondie9909
      @blondie9909 Рік тому

      @@sthurin opah e o custo mas vale a pena n morrem em vao

  • @kateapple1
    @kateapple1 3 роки тому +35

    I love how she said “I catch up with my husband” uhhh they live in separate houses 😬 she stated in this article that he and her need their space and sleep in different houses sorta close to each other in -I think- Italy. Thanks for letting me get all my celeb gossip out 😂✊🏾

    • @solsthrash2603
      @solsthrash2603 3 роки тому +2

      Wtf 😂

    • @boxybrown5300
      @boxybrown5300 Рік тому

      She seems insufferable to be around, if I were her husband I'd wantmy own space away from this fruit loop too.

  • @brett8460
    @brett8460 3 роки тому +51

    When she said she drinks two glasses of water and he said "free" I felt that.

  • @sevvalyes
    @sevvalyes 3 роки тому +36

    my brain produces so much serotonin every time Andrew uploads a video where he follows someone's diet

  • @TevinIsiahWhitt
    @TevinIsiahWhitt 3 роки тому +105

    I wish Andrew had looked up Gwyneth's husband, he looks like an older Andrew

  • @mariogamundi1582
    @mariogamundi1582 3 роки тому +43

    LITERALLY JUST METH IN SINGLE SERVING PACKETS 😂😂😂😂

  • @PaperParade
    @PaperParade 3 роки тому +348

    Okay so are we just gonna ignore the fact that she just told us she does ketamine lol

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 2 роки тому +4

    The way she meant to say "internet rabbit hole" and said "K-hole" is SENDING me

  • @meganalittlebit
    @meganalittlebit 3 роки тому +54

    Andrew looking at the computer while chopping cilantro will be the death of me.

  • @carlym93
    @carlym93 3 роки тому +145

    shes consumes more liquid before eating a meal than i do in an entire week.

    • @solaceskies1
      @solaceskies1 Рік тому +6

      forreal i was like does she even have the energy for a workout?

    • @PerkSkill
      @PerkSkill Місяць тому

      @@solaceskies1 she drinks coffee before that - most people with ED do that - coffee and energy drinks. Emma Chamberlain does the same

  • @clairebear9236
    @clairebear9236 3 роки тому +376

    gweneth paltrow is very talented but she’s a very weird person

  • @aristired6252
    @aristired6252 3 роки тому +29

    Can we appreciate my man Andrew for actually properly seasoning his food? Also his cooking skills in general.

  • @hippyfly5698
    @hippyfly5698 3 роки тому +40

    She stripes me as someone who says vodka is a vegetable since it's distilled from potatoes. Check her out in great expectations. She was amazing 😍

  • @augustchandler9690
    @augustchandler9690 3 роки тому +82

    me sitting here eating a trader joe’s microwave burrito and drinking a mikes hard: mmmmhmm yes ✨detox✨

  • @smellycat7803
    @smellycat7803 3 роки тому +44

    “Yes Gwyneth get those protesters!” KILLED ME

  • @rachelmyerovich6772
    @rachelmyerovich6772 3 роки тому +199

    CEO of “this is what it looks like... let’s try it”

  • @Cortology
    @Cortology 3 роки тому +53

    “That looks like Covid”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @amelieisabel2225
    @amelieisabel2225 3 роки тому +11

    These are the best!! “Fix me Gwyneth” 😂😂 I love that you opened the curtains for the oil pulling 😅
    “We’re here to detox, shut up Andrew” !! 😍
    “That tiny sip I had took away my motor skills”
    Omgeee I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard !

  • @AttractiveButBitter
    @AttractiveButBitter 3 роки тому +58

    "Hey team, new product idea: literally just meth, in single serving packets. Ah im already feeling detoxed"

  • @skyerichard4086
    @skyerichard4086 3 роки тому +35

    “i also stopped eating humans because society doesn’t really like that anymore” i fucking died

  • @SeanShimamoto
    @SeanShimamoto 3 роки тому +23

    I love Andrew's channel. He's the first vegan I've enjoyed watching 'cause he's so positive and funny...and I never feel like he's preaching or judging. I especially love his rapport with Chris Klemens 'cause they're like how me, an omnivore, and and my friends are...I try their vegan dishes, and they never shame me for being an omnivore.

    • @catleigh1540
      @catleigh1540 3 роки тому +1

      He’s not vegan.

    • @micahwilliams1332
      @micahwilliams1332 3 роки тому

      @@catleigh1540 Yeah I read his comment while he said he was swapping shrimp with chicken. I was a bit confused.

    • @SeanShimamoto
      @SeanShimamoto 3 роки тому +1

      @@britney5194 Thank you. That's what I thought I heard too.

    • @SeanShimamoto
      @SeanShimamoto 3 роки тому +1

      @@catleigh1540 This is exactly what I mean. I don't care if he is or isnt. The VAST majority of his videos are vegan dishes, but I never get that elitist mindset like vegan gatekeepers. 😉

  • @madimotions9162
    @madimotions9162 3 роки тому +40

    Andrew is low key literal chef... like ok Andrew I see you 😌☺️

  • @potillamay2891
    @potillamay2891 3 роки тому +12

    Almost vomiting while gargling some coconut fat „let’s open some curtains!” Glad you followed the whole recipe 😂

  • @spectermycat1
    @spectermycat1 3 роки тому +128

    I truly can't tell if this title is a typo or not, but I love it either way.

    • @rapa2894
      @rapa2894 3 роки тому +4

      SAME!!!!

    • @ew5670
      @ew5670 3 роки тому +2

      Wait what did it say

    • @michirin1039
      @michirin1039 3 роки тому +7

      @@ew5670 "I Followed What Gweneth Paltrow For A Day"

  • @am-ry1cx
    @am-ry1cx 3 роки тому +16

    The way you de-leafed(??) that kale just changed my life lmao

  • @sarabalenzano8649
    @sarabalenzano8649 3 роки тому +23

    love how she just CASUALLY says “yea I went on an internet k-hole about octopi” yeah girl that’s a normal thing to do

  • @biancan482
    @biancan482 3 роки тому +3

    When you dropped that shot glass at 14:33 that was such a ME occurrence that I knew I had to like the video. And then when I saw you try to put the drink together, well, that made me a subscriber. Calling on all the clumsy disasters!

  • @westindixie
    @westindixie 3 роки тому +28

    "Best known for being Iron mans wife". Oh boy, I'm getting old.

  • @SeanShimamoto
    @SeanShimamoto 3 роки тому +47

    Holy crap, $14 for that?!? And I'm from Honolulu, where everything is expensive...but damn! That's expensive!

  • @jenluvzya
    @jenluvzya 3 роки тому +16

    "Ayahausca has far less calories"
    Lmaooo who are you.. you just got a new subscriber

  • @chelseawitt6709
    @chelseawitt6709 3 роки тому +47

    Lmfao Andrew is such a chaotic treasure

  • @angelcarrillo2918
    @angelcarrillo2918 3 роки тому +14

    That “still detoxing” after downing a box of fries is a vibe

  • @Adama-xf9dq
    @Adama-xf9dq 3 роки тому +14

    “I’m not gonna go to the gym sorry” okay I am subscribing

  • @MegaDerpification
    @MegaDerpification 3 роки тому +12

    I absolutely lost it when the shot glass shattered

  • @brooklyn7216
    @brooklyn7216 3 роки тому +59

    What qualifications does Gweneth Paltrow have...like...Andrew is this safe

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 3 роки тому +4

      bachelor of entitlement

  • @thegayathrikable
    @thegayathrikable 3 роки тому +23

    I'm hoping Harper's Bazaar actually calls him to do his actual "What He Eats in a Day"

  • @_Al__
    @_Al__ 3 роки тому +49

    omfg she called it a K hole, Gwyneth sweatie

    • @katieem6254
      @katieem6254 3 роки тому

      I laughed so much at this 😆

  • @Seeyounextuesday333
    @Seeyounextuesday333 3 роки тому +9

    “January Gwyneth ... you just wait” 😂😂😂

  • @fatalfairy
    @fatalfairy 3 роки тому +176

    "overall she's just like a very lovely kind person" (that scams lower income people into buying garbage in hopes of achieveing unattainable goals)

    • @bonbon5189
      @bonbon5189 3 роки тому +3

      Lol love this

    • @13lilsykos
      @13lilsykos 3 роки тому +9

      I've never liked "Gwinnie" and this video didn't help. At least it was entertaining but Andrew could make anything funny.