Props to that one kid in Little Witch Academia that loaded her wand into some device that turned it into an SMG. And later a different device that turned it into a rocket launcher.
Harry potter and the deathly hollow points. Harry potter and the chsmper of 9mm. Harry potter and the prisoner of Alakablam. Harry potter and the fire in the hole. I don't remember other harry potter titles with which to make puns.
Pippa: *hates Harry Potter but wants to make a stand against the toxic bullies online* Harry Potter world: Here, we will supply you the most powerful wand, Chosen One
Regarding guns, one of my favorite copy pastas is: Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
That sounds like one of her whacky twitter retcons like "they just shat on the floor until normal people invented indoor plumbing" as if she didn't already have to say the opposite to avoid her entire setting being completely destroyed by the phrase "just use a gun" Like we're supposed to believe a civilization of wizards can't magic up a solution for "like throwing a small rock but really fast" after she most definitely had to explain away why nobody just shot the villain. Absolutely not.
@@ffwast The main issue with magic in modern settings is that if the two are ever to hybridise the result would essentially be sci-fi. One of the few things GATE was good for is that the moment a medieval mage finds science books her first reaction was "How about i apply that to spells?" and then turned some crappy waterbolt into a railgun. Yes HP's worldbuilding is utterly broken, but i still love the first two which are all about discovering a fantasy world without any concern about a greater anything. Telling the spectator "just roll with it" when it's dumb/genuine enough just works sometimes.
@ffwast Rowling basically made the Wizarding world completely isolated from the overall Moogle world so in a straight up fight firearms are an OCP for Wizards
I got an English Oak wand, which is good because I'm English and my favourite wizard from English mythology is Merlin, who in Harry Potter also had an English Oak wand :)
I was into Harry Potter back when it was first being written, and the recent boom of popularity was very nostalgic to me because it sort of dropped off after the 8th movie was released, which is about the time I stopped following stuff. I can say that the reason wands were very deeply personal for a lot of people was the same reason people were highly invested in their house, and the same reason you get 500 pings from your Aunty on Messenger, chicks love personality quizzes.
"If you ask me 'would you rather be a wizard or would you rather have a gun?' I'd rather have the gun. I feel it'd be a lot more effective." 0:19 I suppose if you wanted the narrow specialty of killing things, then I guess a gun would be more effective.
I like Harry Potter, and I agree on wands. I actually think wands are boring and the fact that the books made so little emphasis on casting without them is just unfortunate.
Also really annoyed me that the game just went "oh, ugandans cast without wands all the time and the magic isn't any weaker", so why the hell would anyone opt for the expensive tool that can get disarmed if it comes with no benefits at all?
@@tarcp6224 That part was annoying, it would have been so easy to say something like "wands are catalysts, they're the most used one in your area of the world but not where i come from, our catalysts usually are *insert trinket or action* . I don't know if that's canon or some kind of EU, but a streamer i know who played this game ranted about how subsaharan wizards are basically shamans doing rituals able to bring enormous spells like rain/earthquakes. Some may call it cliché, i call it cool.
Wands are infinitely better than guns. Guns can only kill. Wands can kill and do a hundred other things on top of it. Pipper showing her lack of imagination smdh tbqhwyf.
Fun Fact: Rowling has confirmed that the reason no one uses guns is due to fear/prejudice of muggle technology and because it would be hard to tell a story. Why spend years learning how to do magic when a glock does it with minimal training and effort?
Wizard. Guns simply cannot match the utility of a wizard’s magicks. As for a wand design, I’d have to go with one a friend found online and recommended for me. Essentially, the wand has a hydra head carved into the grip. While it might seem more fitting of a Slytherin, it actually would suit a Ravenclaw like myself. Reason being when you cut off a hydra’s head, two more grow in its place. Like a skilled wizard’s plans. One fails, they have others.
the point of the wands is that it is a representation of what the wizard is on the inside. basically a wand chooses you, you don't choose the wand. that is why you are ask questions, to see what is the wand the describes who you are on the inside. is like choosing wish school group you belong in Hogwarts however the wand will be the very representation of you inner self in your whole life while the school group is the representation of where and what space you belong in your school life. this is why some folks feel touched by the choosing of the wand and why this means so much to some of them (example SIlvervale's reaction to her wand)
@@johnathanshade2578 yes but this dumb version make a lot of people happy about it because it does not tell exactly how to run your life but just how well speak about you as a person. Helps in a way to connect with your inner self. Or at least it is viewed that way for most people, those that understand it understand it and those that don't, don't really need to understand it. It is that simple really, i just explain it to help understand it a bit.
Wands are pretty much the light sabers for pot heads. Both are dorky as crap and no one actually follows the given rules about them in regards to who should wield what type. That said magic vs gun? You can enchant guns to fire by itself with an aimbot. You want wands for utility.
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Things I’ve learned about Pippa:
- can break into houses
- is special
- born tomorrow (today)
Truly the most vtuber of all time.
That comment she made about breaking into houses came out of nowhere, it was hilarious.
Props to that one kid in Little Witch Academia that loaded her wand into some device that turned it into an SMG. And later a different device that turned it into a rocket launcher.
Her name is Constanze Amalie von Braunschbank-Albrechtsberger
Constanze the little genius and she comes from a German heritage
Because of course.
@@edgarbanuelos6472 weak name
@@angrydragonslayer needs short name like grog
Based
"I want my wand big."
"How big?"
"Big enough to double as a cane or medieval mace."
Soo... a staff
@@cobblestonegenerator2183
"Yeah. But with metal bumbs."
@@cobblestonegenerator2183 i am fine with a club
Ribbed for premium bonk
A shillelagh.
Imagine how much more fun the Harry Potter universe would be if all the wands were guns.
there is a video edit about that concept
Yes, I remember watching Hermione putting a round into Longbottom’s skull.
That's basically just the last few movies
Harry potter and the deathly hollow points.
Harry potter and the chsmper of 9mm.
Harry potter and the prisoner of Alakablam.
Harry potter and the fire in the hole.
I don't remember other harry potter titles with which to make puns.
Dresden Files exist, the wizards in that universe uses revolvers
5:19 yep Pippa sure is special
That's how the state of Alabama would put it.
That's what my doctor said to me as well 😊
Pippa: *hates Harry Potter but wants to make a stand against the toxic bullies online*
Harry Potter world: Here, we will supply you the most powerful wand, Chosen One
I can see why they called her the "discount pekora"🤣🤣🤣
It's because she has neither committed enough warcrimes or bought a fucking monkey
I'm now picturing Pappakin yeeting Pippa into houses through the window.
"go, my minion" [yeets rabbit through open window]
Regarding guns, one of my favorite copy pastas is:
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Abra-ka-BLAM
Tbf even Rowling has admitted that a an accomplished wizard vs a muggle with a gun, goes to the muggle with no argument.
That sounds like one of her whacky twitter retcons like "they just shat on the floor until normal people invented indoor plumbing" as if she didn't already have to say the opposite to avoid her entire setting being completely destroyed by the phrase "just use a gun"
Like we're supposed to believe a civilization of wizards can't magic up a solution for "like throwing a small rock but really fast" after she most definitely had to explain away why nobody just shot the villain. Absolutely not.
@@ffwast oh it’s def a whacky retcon. It’s what happens when your world building is founded on sand
@@ffwast The main issue with magic in modern settings is that if the two are ever to hybridise the result would essentially be sci-fi.
One of the few things GATE was good for is that the moment a medieval mage finds science books her first reaction was "How about i apply that to spells?" and then turned some crappy waterbolt into a railgun.
Yes HP's worldbuilding is utterly broken, but i still love the first two which are all about discovering a fantasy world without any concern about a greater anything. Telling the spectator "just roll with it" when it's dumb/genuine enough just works sometimes.
@ffwast Rowling basically made the Wizarding world completely isolated from the overall Moogle world so in a straight up fight firearms are an OCP for Wizards
@DALKurumiTokisaki Moogles? They crossed over with _Final Fantasy,_ kupo?
The strongest wand was made by the legendary wizard Hitachi
I like your sunglasses
Glorious Japanese dragonscale, folded over a trillion times.
"Would you rather be a wizard, or would you rather have a gun?"
Yuna: "Why not both?"
Pippa's wand has the same core as Voldemort's. Coincidence? I think not!
Pippa sure was happy to receive the ebony wood...
It's over
Bbw
pipQin
Lumi chose the white "clean" wand. There's hope, bros.
oh god, no
>id rather have the gun
MASSICUS SHOOTICUS
"Many small witches and wizards are chosen by longer wands."
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hit 'em with the "avadaca-glock-ah"
Fuck Zodiac Signs, What's yer Wand? Mines a Pine 13in Dragon Heartstring Rigid.
Does Pippa know about the "Harry Potter should have carried a 1911" copypasta? If she doesn't she should.
Wouldn’t be surprised if she wrote it.
It isn't like they can't enchant guns just like plate armor, swords, or cars
@@cobblestonegenerator2183 imma enchant garands
My dad had me do that same thing when I was growing up and we were house hunting. Didn't do the bathroom window but one of the bedrooms.
Pippa is skilled at taking off her clothes? There’s a joke there, not sure I want to make it…
The true armament of a wizard is the Sword, the Staff, the Shield, and the Cup.
Honestly, I would prefer a sturdy quick cast type of wand for barrier and utility spells and just pack something that spit 45acp.
Pippa understands the superiority of Tac Waifus vs Magic Girls.
I got an English Oak wand, which is good because I'm English and my favourite wizard from English mythology is Merlin, who in Harry Potter also had an English Oak wand :)
Pippa really would make a good wizard. The one that doesn’t care about being a wizard and is willing to shake up all the roles
Pippa should have rolled a hobbit rogue with how adept at burglary she is
So Harry Pippa or Pipkin Potter?
Also I've had the whole "stuck in shirt" situation as well... as a kid not an adult.
Pipkin Potter sounds legit a wizard name.
pippa potter
Since Pipkin is her last name: Harry Pipkin
Harry Pipper
The order of the Phoenix is about Rowling putting a shitton of stuff till the book is heavy enough to become a childs self defense weapon
I was into Harry Potter back when it was first being written, and the recent boom of popularity was very nostalgic to me because it sort of dropped off after the 8th movie was released, which is about the time I stopped following stuff. I can say that the reason wands were very deeply personal for a lot of people was the same reason people were highly invested in their house, and the same reason you get 500 pings from your Aunty on Messenger, chicks love personality quizzes.
I bet pippa would like magic casters from outlaw star, its a gun that shoots magic.
Cute and the owls okay too I guess.
cowboys vs wizards would be an awesome fight scene
You could say that Pippa would be a “Grand” wizard. Ya know, in Minecraft.
"If you ask me 'would you rather be a wizard or would you rather have a gun?' I'd rather have the gun. I feel it'd be a lot more effective." 0:19
I suppose if you wanted the narrow specialty of killing things, then I guess a gun would be more effective.
Phoenix core...? Looks like bird prisoner gets to make an appearance too.
I like Harry Potter, and I agree on wands.
I actually think wands are boring and the fact that the books made so little emphasis on casting without them is just unfortunate.
At most, a wand is just an arcane focus
Also really annoyed me that the game just went "oh, ugandans cast without wands all the time and the magic isn't any weaker", so why the hell would anyone opt for the expensive tool that can get disarmed if it comes with no benefits at all?
@@tarcp6224 That part was annoying, it would have been so easy to say something like "wands are catalysts, they're the most used one in your area of the world but not where i come from, our catalysts usually are *insert trinket or action* .
I don't know if that's canon or some kind of EU, but a streamer i know who played this game ranted about how subsaharan wizards are basically shamans doing rituals able to bring enormous spells like rain/earthquakes. Some may call it cliché, i call it cool.
Pippa got an assault wand.
I still can't understand why some people think magic is worse than a gun. A wand maybe but magic? Please. Now a magic gun....
Pipkin Pippa The Magic Gunslinger
Kiritsugu without the justice jerking?
I just watched this build-a-bear/my immortal stream and here we are again.
How many wands can Pippa handle 🤔💬
Respectfully: 1 and ideally after marriage.
So far just one 12 inch ebony one 😆
@@zeplinbomber4101 Respect 👍
i always wondered what are the differences(outside obvious) between a wand staff grimorie and catalyst
A wand is easily concealed
A staff is good for bonking
A grimoire has all your spells written in it
A catalyst just sounds fancy
Wands are infinitely better than guns. Guns can only kill. Wands can kill and do a hundred other things on top of it. Pipper showing her lack of imagination smdh tbqhwyf.
Okay but follow me, I've got a gun so I shot you and you died. Thus guns are better.
@@anthonyrodriguez9232 OK but I have a wand so I survive death and then kill you. You die, I win!
Shotguns are quite versatile, actually.
@@Jacob-hx7kk Just enchant a shotgun, duh. Just don't mistake the flashlight trigger for the lead-in-your-face one.
Wands are easy to break, if yours breaks and you cant to wandless casting you are defenseless. Guy with a gun just has to have a strong enough grip
Big wands go to small wizards? Tenma will get an staff.
It fits her to a tee.
honestly I can not imagine pipa with anything in her hands other than an 1911, army standard issue.
Fun Fact: Rowling has confirmed that the reason no one uses guns is due to fear/prejudice of muggle technology and because it would be hard to tell a story.
Why spend years learning how to do magic when a glock does it with minimal training and effort?
nah, just didnt want to admit she didnt think of it
Wizard. Guns simply cannot match the utility of a wizard’s magicks.
As for a wand design, I’d have to go with one a friend found online and recommended for me. Essentially, the wand has a hydra head carved into the grip. While it might seem more fitting of a Slytherin, it actually would suit a Ravenclaw like myself. Reason being when you cut off a hydra’s head, two more grow in its place. Like a skilled wizard’s plans. One fails, they have others.
Guns are more effective, but magic is more versatile.
She says "tomorrow" exactly like Ina.
It’s a fact that coomers can’t hear the word “black” or any of its derivatives without thinking about THAT kind of pornography.
Is it a good thing that I don't know what you're talking about? I feel like a confused child lol
@@Badookum
Yes, a very good thing. A miracle in fact.
I know, its honestly disturbing.
Outstanding.
Gun > wand
based pippa
So Pippa got that ebony wand uh...
The Nuggie Wand is real
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallowpoint
How many wizards and witches used their wand as a sex toy, do you think?
Enoby darkness dementia ravenwing wand?
the point of the wands is that it is a representation of what the wizard is on the inside.
basically a wand chooses you, you don't choose the wand.
that is why you are ask questions, to see what is the wand the describes who you are on the inside.
is like choosing wish school group you belong in Hogwarts however the wand will be the very representation of you inner self in your whole life while the school group is the representation of where and what space you belong in your school life.
this is why some folks feel touched by the choosing of the wand and why this means so much to some of them (example SIlvervale's reaction to her wand)
its just a dumber version of zodiac signs
@@johnathanshade2578 yes but this dumb version make a lot of people happy about it because it does not tell exactly how to run your life but just how well speak about you as a person.
Helps in a way to connect with your inner self.
Or at least it is viewed that way for most people, those that understand it understand it and those that don't, don't really need to understand it.
It is that simple really, i just explain it to help understand it a bit.
@gekkokkid its a dumber version of zodiacs fueled by a buzz feed quiz, its only value in telling you what a special little snowflake you are
Riight "house hunting".
I feel that using a young crazy rabbit to enter random houses and search for loot should be against the law :)).
Does Pippa's bird have a name yet?
wand is code for peen
Wands are pretty much the light sabers for pot heads.
Both are dorky as crap and no one actually follows the given rules about them in regards to who should wield what type.
That said magic vs gun? You can enchant guns to fire by itself with an aimbot. You want wands for utility.
Asks about the significancer of wands, gets ebony wood 12 inches. Cant take a hint ?
nice '
Ah yes, Pippa and her BBC wand.
With chicken.