Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- Hey we're back ya chooches and wondering why people still learn Latin, what we're really attracted to, and the mystery of Joe's crazy, private bruise. Check it out!
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The thought of smelling Joe's swamptaint is absolutely harrowing
I’ll time stamp it. When it comes to that part.
@@treylyde999 27:48
I just love that Mark felt randomly compelled to go for it.
Listen, I know our boys are just comedians, so we let alot slide... But their lack of knowledge on certain things is hilarious... That Latin bit was absolutely brutal to hear.. 😂 😂 😂
makes me feel like a genius but not being able to correct their idiocy is rage inducing. How can they be so quick with jokes and literally talk for a living while having such shitty vocabulary. I'm pretty sure Joe was looking for the word hemophilia when talking about his bruise.
I agree that it was brutal to hear them go on and on about something they were clueless about. The minute they realized neither one of them was knowledgeable about Latin, they should have moved on quickly, which they’re great at doing anyway with their quick minds. It’s like the equivalent of “small talk”; rambling on just to be talking.
Haha, I love the boys but I almost threw my phone in the toilet when they started bashing kettlebells. I agree with Joe's irrational hatred of just hearing about Sapiens, guess I'm ultimately a hypocrite.
@@chrisbaldwin9471 or DVT (?)
Amazing. Didn’t Mark go to Tulane? Frats! Greek alphabet?
And on next weeks pod, Mark's adventure with pink eye 👁 😂
Putting the mic on the bruise, God bless!
I was expecting this bruise to be like 4 times bigger the way you guy hyped it up.
yeah i was like…i’ve had bruises wayy worse lmaoo and he’s thinking he’s going to die
Was let down, I had a football sized bruise on my outside thigh from being hit in football, that thing he had was tiny.
Love that Joe doesn't just agree with everything. Sometimes he's like no that's shit. Refreshing.
@@robtdocher8051 sounds like you wasted 36 hours of your life and you have nobody to blame but yourself. I like both and feel like we might be drunk is like a green room hang while Tuesdays is more like listening to two friends eating lunch in a diner
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal.
So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.
@@AgendaInMind pipe down
"you're living in the past man! You're hung up on some clown from the 60's man!" I quote that Favreau line all the time.
The urge to touch Joe, Mark loves to touch a knee!
We want Greg.
Holy smokes I almost had a stroke when they were debating where Latin is from haha
Latvia obviously
They’re not the brightest creatures walking the earth. But they’re funny!
@@pressrepeat2000 you can help but love them
@@joemoer1 They’re mentally 12yo. One of the reasons they’re so funny.
Stand ups are usually the people who did not pay attention in school 😂
@6:35 "Queef Latina". It was right there, Joe.
omg im shakin so hard from laughter from the point he drops his pants onward...
If Mark had that bruise he wouldn't even worry about it. That's what makes these guys together so good. They are polar opposites.
Latin was originally spoken in the area around Rome, known as Latium. Through the power of the Roman Republic, it became the dominant language in Italy, and subsequently throughout the western Roman Empire, before eventually becoming a dead language. ... Later, Early Modern Latin and New Latin evolved.
Cut and pasted from goog, guys. Keep on cranking out the junk food.
They aren't searching for things. They are riffing. That's what makes this podcast so great.
Thanx Pooch
so why are the hispanics also called latin? and why is it called latin america and what is latin america?
@@robertdahlman6422 The region consists of people who speak Spanish, Portuguese and French. These languages (together with Italian and Romanian) developed from Latin during the days of the Roman Empire and the Europeans who speak them are sometimes called 'Latin' people. Hence the term Latin America.
again, copy n pasted from google
The man actually gave it a goog. True fan right here👌
"It looks like a rubber bullet hit you in a BLM protest" LMAOO
On this ep: Joe is worried about a bruise and Mark once accidentally ate a booger.. classic stuff
Not sure I'm a fan of cutting to the one shots. Maybe once or twice every few minutes, but I don't need it every 15 seconds.
Agreed
people really are queefing about anything
100% I wanna see there reactions to each others stories, not a one shot of Joes offensive face
@@WhytyProd His face isn't so bad... it's just the teeth. Instead of visiting the dermatologist he needs to see a dentist!
You guys kill me! Love this podcast!
This podcast rules
I cant believe it’s taken time this long to sign up for the Patreon. I’m such a queef.
love this pod
"I've seen olives, no one looks like that"🤣🤣 I love these two together
“Lemme get the mic right on it” 😂😂
37:22 the meat puppets are the shit! Your the man Joe
Joe has great fucking taste
Meat pup fan in ‘80’s that makes it 601.
At 7:36 Mark's act out about humans talking about Neanderthals is gold lol and i think that should be a sketch - Mark as a caveman
Bret Krishner as Fred Flinstone
I remember this kid who’s mom was blind. He’d eat his boogers , no shame all day every day
you guys were on fire this episode!!
Hey! hey! Am i seeing multiple camera angles AND multiple dong dangles!? Great EP!
Love to see you guys continuly improve the podcast. Great job on the new camera angles, the editing is superb. Tuesgay 4 life!
Less is more here. We don't need the cuts
it looks like a rubber bullet hit ya at a blm protest mark is so fuckin funny man lol my favorite podcast hands down
Can't wait to see CK as a guest on the podcast!
Haha that was epic, seeing how mellow that bruise was really made me realise how soft these city guys are
Joe almost gave himself the ol’ Bob Saget 26:17
Love that Joe only owns one pair of sneakers😆
New camera angles? Whaaaahhhhhh- in Mark's voice
"pig Latin is what fat people speak" 🤣🤣🤣
Wayyyy better quality. You finally made it queefs!
We don't need 3 cameras, just keep it classic.
sincerely,
-some queef
Yes. Less is more with these gays
hold on let me get the mic right on it HAHAHAA
Shoes on inside and feet on the table, as a norwegian this cracks my heart.
Sorry, I had to comment. Gigantic fan.
Tight as a cubscout
“I won’t heal jerry “ 🤣🤣🤣
Mark you've already told us that was Louis CK who said that....Pepperidge farm remembers
Love this podcast and love these two queefs! Miss Greg on this one.
LMFAOOOO IS WIMPY IN THE POPEYE UNIVERSE? THAT'S GOLD
The Louis CK ref is always good.I can't imagine his frustration,but he can't be anything but funny.Love him.
" Your mom's a baker your dad's... gay " ~ Oh, Joe you cheeky bastard.
"Up here your a girl scout cookie!"-Mark Normand
That was badass u showed up to Legion of skanks mark...
Joe losing sleep over a self inflicted bruise is fucking hilarious
The booger conversation had me dying
Favorite pod!
Our show loves you guys!
22:31 The Bruise Saga
27:23 i died lmao COMEDY!
My cat made a weird face at the cat sound coming from marks phone in the intro 😂
Hey Mark here's an idea. Have a couple of Xanax with your next cocktail! Maybe you'll go sleepy sleepy one final time. What a genius!
"I wont read sapiens. Sopranos stinks." Joe is so punk rock
Damn Joe is a breath of fresh queef after that other guy....
Me a huge tuesgay who absolutely LOVES Ted Lasso over here 😳😩
Chuck!!! Getting that detailed video on the bullet wound!
"Got hit by a rubber bullet at a BLM protest". Fucking hell how do they come up with lines like that on the spot 😂😂
Here's the clinker....
Clinker? Already?
Ima just say I’m rewatching all your episodes and this is one I come back too here and there. I think it’s so hilarious. But when I look at some of the old comments in old videos it’s crazy to me how much ppl knit pick what you actually say or talk about… this is one of my favorite pods to watch and I know why I like it so why do these people listen but pick out details to criticize on????
List and Normand must switch clothes every other podcast. First '80's Short's List' has his Balzack dangling out, then Normand wears the short shorts in the family. It's really freaking me out, Jerry...
Joe Knoxville 🤣
Torri Spelling is the face of the problem with too much surgery. She looks like the scary clown paintings in your grandmothers guest bedroom.
Amazing pod as always, but please stop cutting it like this, with the closeups. Headache inducing with no upside to it. It distracts from the jokes.
Pup-eye 😂😂
CBD on the ole bunghole? I'll give that a try, Joe. Golden..
Put some damn ART ON THE WALL
Check out N. Cage in 'A COLOR OUT OF SPACE" real cagey.
Rushmore was my favorite movie and no one I knew ever saw it lol
Latin was originally spoken in the area around Rome, known as Latium. Through the power of the Roman Republic, it became the dominant language in Italy, and subsequently throughout the western Roman Empire, before eventually becoming a dead language. ... Later, Early Modern Latin and New Latin evolved.
It goes down in to pergatorty 😂
“Id kill to be quiet”
thanks, you guys had me laughing a lot for this one.
I littoraly gagged / dry heaved at the accidental booger licking story jeezuz eurggggghhh 😫
Started with mooseknuckle, then 2 mooseknuckles, now briefs, what's next soft wang?!?
Meat Puppets! What a band. Second time this month Joe has killed it with band recommendations. His music taste rivals his movie taste.
Hell yes I love the new camera angles !!!! 😊❤️
Joe my 1987 Ghostwritten songs for the stones>Mixed emotions,Love is strong,Ya got Me Rockin now,I'm out of Tears.
2:04 I love it
The thumbnail 🤣
I got NO STO......funny Joe line.
When he smelled his ass 😭😭😭
27:50
Ur welcome
You funny. Beat me to it.
27:14 for the foreplay
I just thought if Kerryn was sitting between you it would throw off your timing hahaha
Hahaha! They GOOG every word but Latin.......Now that's Funny!
Cold Stone Steve Austin instant classic
I’m not really into the UA-cam algorithm listening to my pods - it just suggested watching Raising Arizona for free.
Got that to
@@LuckyLuch1 creepy AF
I bought pedialyte for a hangover the other day and started getting pedialyte ads within the next couple days. Paid with cash and didn’t type the shit into my phone in any way. Hate it.
No Greg, no thumbs up.
Comes from the tribe of Latins who founded Rome. Latins spoke Latin and were Roman citizens. French, Spanish, Portugese, Italian etc are Latins. Latin America as a phrase was coined by the French to describe Latin speakers in America vs Europe
Rushmore was fantastic!
Mic sounds great. Fyi
I'd never be so confident to have shorts like Mark's and have a camera on lmaoo and mark says hes not confitdent..
I love this pod!😂
I would gladly pay you on Thursday. Popeye was a special looking fellow .
Joe: *Jumps into the corner of a table* "I have AIDS"
I wanna say never change, Joe. But for your sake, I think you still need to change a little.