This Couple's Dating Advice Will Never Get You Laid

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  • @SabreBash
    @SabreBash Рік тому +2449

    Guys, NEVER let your girl go out alone. She is ALWAYS looking for her SEAL SKIN so that she can escape back into the OCEAN.

  • @disdainjames
    @disdainjames Рік тому +2063

    true alpha males have anxiety disorders from the constant worry that their girl is cheating on them

    • @BD-1-And-Only
      @BD-1-And-Only Рік тому

      They’ve probably been hurt by women and society… it’s sad really

    • @themockalove
      @themockalove Рік тому +96

      Or that they're with you for free food

    • @ElementalWhispers
      @ElementalWhispers Рік тому +90

      No wonder they're always cranky, they're exhausted from thinking about all the ways they need to stop their woman from cheating

    • @PinkyJujubean
      @PinkyJujubean Рік тому +55

      They have anxiety from constantly trying to make sure they don't do anything that might be perceived as gay or effeminate

    • @jsrhedgehog9981
      @jsrhedgehog9981 Рік тому

      Tends to happen when they constantly justify cheating on their women.
      You'll never see a more paranoid man than a hitman. They always live in fear of being hunted down. Kinda like cheaters

  • @grungepen
    @grungepen Рік тому +943

    You know Gunnar's concerned when he's legitimately asking if these people are ok cause the advice is so wild

    • @sammaysam8953
      @sammaysam8953 Рік тому +1

      Gunnar. You bring the food and I'll literally pretend to enjoy a blowie.... It better be a snack pack from taco bell

    • @grungepen
      @grungepen Рік тому

      @@sammaysam8953 stop being horny on main 💀💀

    • @sammaysam8953
      @sammaysam8953 Рік тому +1

      @@grungepen ummm didnt know I couldn't speak about someone in literally not attracted to. He reminds me of my brother so I can't make jokes? Thank you UA-cam police! In glad in gay as fuck and in a relationship. So please! Keep up the good work with it Sherlock. Because you know it all!

    • @grungepen
      @grungepen Рік тому

      @@sammaysam8953 are you kidding??? Is this satire?? bruh I was joking. I was going with YOUR joke. I was joking WITH you, but you're jumping to conclusions thinking I'm coming at you. Literally what the fuck did you want me to say?? You come out of fucking nowhere with this Wattpad level shit, and then when I try to make it funny even when it never was in the first place, you get mad at me 💀 that's clown behavior

    • @grungepen
      @grungepen Рік тому

      @@sammaysam8953 also you saying that you want to suck his dick and then you tell me he looks like your brother??? That's sus man

  • @yveje9720
    @yveje9720 Рік тому +412

    I love the “maintain a feminine figure” as if women just randomly morph into man if they aren’t paying attention

    • @WynnWynn-gl3fk
      @WynnWynn-gl3fk 10 місяців тому +52

      Plus he is chubby so he should work to get a better masculine figure

    • @PotatoPieYT
      @PotatoPieYT 10 місяців тому +1

      @@WynnWynn-gl3fkRight? Dude looks like a can of busted biscuits

    • @WynnWynn-gl3fk
      @WynnWynn-gl3fk 10 місяців тому +5

      @@PotatoPieYT lol 😂 good 👍 one ☝️

    • @optomodesigns4278
      @optomodesigns4278 3 місяці тому

      They do
      They grow facial hair and get doughy

    • @davidfaustino4476
      @davidfaustino4476 3 місяці тому

      Have you ever been in a long term relationship before? Lolol that's exactly what they do.

  • @dare2333
    @dare2333 Рік тому +3000

    This lady said I shouldn’t trust women but how can I trust her advice 😔

    • @michaelio6548
      @michaelio6548 Рік тому +396

      If she, as a woman, is saying that women are liars, then she is paradoxically saying that women aren’t liars

    • @chloekhamxox
      @chloekhamxox Рік тому

      @@michaelio6548big brain moment

    • @TyroneBackyardiagains
      @TyroneBackyardiagains Рік тому +209

      All women do is lie and eat hot chip😔

    • @knightingirl
      @knightingirl Рік тому +15

      @@michaelio6548 lol

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt Рік тому +87

      @@TyroneBackyardiagains that's not true. Sometimes I eat salt and vinegar chips!

  • @JackH_123
    @JackH_123 Рік тому +112

    These guys are the same people who say “men don’t ask for much, we’re easy to please”

    • @JackH_123
      @JackH_123 Рік тому +22

      How about this, treat your s/o like a human being and if they don’t appreciate that you can find someone who does, they clearly have some deep seated trauma to work out on their own

  • @jadadesirae
    @jadadesirae Рік тому +365

    The shower thing drives me insane because they also try to teach you that if she takes a shower when she comes home it’s because she’s washing off another man! So when tf are we supposed to shower?

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 10 місяців тому

      Bros, if your woman doesn't smell like week old body odour, she cheatin.

    • @Obsidian_Enigma
      @Obsidian_Enigma 10 місяців тому +18

      At work?

    • @memyself1952
      @memyself1952 10 місяців тому +75

      When you get home from work but only after he has completed his full body cavity search.

    • @pan_kot
      @pan_kot 7 місяців тому +18

      Never. Just be spicy

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 2 місяці тому

      NEVER. Women should smell like ABSOLUTE SHIT all the time FOREVER.

  • @GuiltyDogsProductions
    @GuiltyDogsProductions Рік тому +715

    Does this guy not realize that most jobs want employees to dress somewhat nice and would definitely not be cool with someone not wearing work appropriate clothes or showering? My guy wants to live in the handmaid's tale... but after editing this I obviously did tell my girlfriend she can't use her phone in the bathroom anymore. Everyone knows people always want to cheat on their partner while they're poopin.

    • @CJ-ht4rf
      @CJ-ht4rf Рік тому

      No no no. Work understands that we must show up completely disgusting so our man knows we're not cheating. That's how you know which girls are taken

    • @bexmccarthy4526
      @bexmccarthy4526 Рік тому

      Don’t tell him about customer service roles, that’s dozens of guys to bang. Cashier? More like dick lineup. That’s why she’s smelling reasonable after all /s 😂😂😂

    • @talloncusack
      @talloncusack Рік тому +63

      yeah you're right. but even so, shouldn't she be able to literally just take care of her own body & be clean for her own sake? thats insane that he's pretty much asking her to become unkempt to go out in public just so that she feels insecure and in theory, wont be as attractive since she's unhygenic. hes sort of sacrificing her health too. its so sick & twisted to think that way

    • @GuiltyDogsProductions
      @GuiltyDogsProductions Рік тому +44

      @@talloncusack Oh absolutely! The "advice" is vile and dehumanizing to begin with. I just was adding more to that from a job retention angle. No one should be forced to not take care of/clean their body because their partner is insecure.

    • @julianebug8409
      @julianebug8409 Рік тому

      ​@@talloncusackyeah exactly he should be in the bathroom to wipe her ass and make sure she aint cheating

  • @ReddySpaghetti69
    @ReddySpaghetti69 Рік тому +200

    Not being allowed to be on your phone while you take a shit is borderline inhumane.

    • @adrianak4
      @adrianak4 Рік тому +24

      the going to work one also pure insanity. literally how out of touch with humanity do you have to be to think that way

    • @CDClayton85
      @CDClayton85 Рік тому +25

      When else am I gonna smash out some candy crush or subway surfer

    • @Mr.Rob_Bob
      @Mr.Rob_Bob Рік тому +15

      forced to read the back of shampoo bottles 😢

    • @Mr.Rob_Bob
      @Mr.Rob_Bob Рік тому +5

      I’d rather be sent to the gulag

  • @FortuitousOwl
    @FortuitousOwl Рік тому +262

    The more you listen to these alpha guys the sadder you realize their lives are. Like he genuinely cannot trust anyone in his life

    • @layladavis02
      @layladavis02 10 місяців тому +3

      He definitely has history with girlfriends cheating or going back to their ex’s. He’s obsessed with the idea.

  • @orirose9100
    @orirose9100 Рік тому +178

    "her lipstick is PERFECT..." this is somehow what broke me lol. i can't believe a woman who wears makeup would say this line with a straight face. of course her lipstick is perfect... nobody applies lipstick to NOT be perfect! even a blurred or blotted lip with a soft edge will look "perfect" because lipstick is supposed to look GOOD on you.

    • @CDClayton85
      @CDClayton85 Рік тому +31

      Yeah I only want my partner to wear makeup that’s been blasted out a shotgun

  • @TheHockey991
    @TheHockey991 Рік тому +288

    This guy was on a podcast explaining how he got played by a 19 yo girl at 30. He DEFINITELY has a chip on his shoulder, it's actually a crazy video if you guys check it out. He basically was obsessed with her, her boyfriend got out of prison, and he continued to see her at the same time as the other guy, even going as far to propose to her 😂.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Рік тому +62

      So he thinks teenagers with their hormones going wild and had a boyfriend in Prison sounds like she had some hard teen years and not a lot of positive relationship experience. But the 30 year old man bases every single woman on that ONE girl.
      I’ve had some really rotten dates and my ex-husband of 22 years (20 of them pretty happy) had a midlife crisis in his 40’s and decided he wanted a baby (he went and got the snip on his own no pressure. Then emotionally abused me for 2 years as his way of being able to be the victim because I eventually did ask him to leave. Main reason was I couldn’t do everything I used to after a severe car accident. And I STILL would never say all men are bad or cheaters. Young people wasting their lives living by these rules is so sad. Like just go on a date and have fun activity!

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL Рік тому +10

      ​@@phoenixgirl70 the woman in his video is that same women....hes in his 40s and shes in her late 20s

    • @nanathegoat5106
      @nanathegoat5106 Рік тому +1

      Not even a little surprised

    • @m1ta118
      @m1ta118 Рік тому

      Donovan Sharpe is a clown.

    • @badluxcharm
      @badluxcharm Рік тому +33

      @@Chuck_EL No, that's not right. This chick is in her 40s too, he's admitted as much, and that they lied about her age previously. Also, the 19 year old the original comment was referring to is a totally different person. He is a pathetic dude all around, but some of his anger towards women is likely spawned from his screwed up "relationship" with this teenager who was a single mother at 13 and had some serious struggles with addiction, along with an 'on again/off again' thing with her baby's father (the guy in prison). That chick had some clear issues of her own, but as far as the way she treated/affected Donovan... I put a significant amount of the onus on him for not knowing better than to get involved with someone like that, let alone going back to her over and over, just cause she was hot... specifically when he was over 30years old at the time. But no, that chick was not Devin (his current partner).

  • @ToastnotKnown
    @ToastnotKnown Рік тому +560

    The lesson here: Control your girlfriend's every move, practically force her to stay in your house all of the time, never let her see her friends or family, and NEVER trust her because why would you trust someone you love? Obviously. Finally, treat her like a trophy that other men are salvating to get and keep her from doing anything at all costs because she obviously has no free will or self control. What great and wonderful life lessons, this guy is definitely not unstable emotionally :)

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow Рік тому +70

      And if she looks somewhat worn out after getting home from a day of work, she's cheating on you!! Apparently.

    • @CL4PTRAPS_SQUIRE
      @CL4PTRAPS_SQUIRE Рік тому +52

      This totally isn't a textbook case of an abusive relationship

    • @layladavis02
      @layladavis02 10 місяців тому +8

      Ironically these weird standards these chad male dudes make. Id meet perfectly just because ironically I always stay home, keep to myself, hate human interaction especially men. I love cleaning and cooking. Blah blah. In theory a “perfect” house wife. But I’d never date or be with someone like them. I feel like being with someone like that I’d want to go out just to get away from them. I dunno I just find it funny because they say something like “I woman shouldn’t do this” and I don’t do it naturally but I’m still grossed out. But if just love to argue with one. Because to their standards, they got nothing on me.

    • @ToastnotKnown
      @ToastnotKnown 10 місяців тому

      @layladavis02 Yeah it'd really weird how they think, the problem is they can't see that women are people who can CHOOSE to like stereotypical "houswife" activities or not. Even if you fit their standards, I bet they'd find something they don't like just because you don't agree with their d*mbass bullsh*t lol

    • @Li_Tobler
      @Li_Tobler 9 місяців тому +3

      @@layladavis02 same here, these douches just take all the housework, amazing dishes that you make etc. for granted, and frankly I don't need someone so dense and ungrateful in my life

  • @narotic6133
    @narotic6133 Рік тому +555

    If someone was really looking for every possible opportunity to cheat on you then chances are they will find a way, I like how most of this advice is basically " a woman that takes pride in herself or has experienced life in any way, nuh uh , major red flag" lol

    • @gnat4999
      @gnat4999 Рік тому

      This is why you get femboys

    • @louisachalarca6494
      @louisachalarca6494 11 місяців тому +3

      Cuz what adult is as likely to be deceived by his behaviors as a naïve brain not fully developed young woman

  • @michaelboerlage7988
    @michaelboerlage7988 Рік тому +89

    Dude is so insecure he wants to hide her in an ivory tower so she cant cheat on him. I used to be like this and its sooo wrong. His insecurities will definitely chase her away.

    • @adrianak4
      @adrianak4 Рік тому +22

      good on you for owning up to that and fixing it!! we need way more self aware people who are willing to own up to their mistakes instead of doing what this guy does and projecting their own insecurities onto literally everybody else.

    • @lizard3755
      @lizard3755 Рік тому +4

      It's so awesome that you were able to grow and realize that wasn't a good mindset! It can be hard to accept when you've got a bad take so I thinks it's cool you got to a place where you recognized your view on things was skewed and get yourself right.

    • @alanluscombe8a553
      @alanluscombe8a553 9 місяців тому +4

      Yeah I was the same way. And I found out that it is exhausting. I blamed my own issues on someone else.

  • @NotLaykin
    @NotLaykin Рік тому +542

    As an extremely hot woman who can’t do laundry my favorite thing about being extremely hot is that I cheat on my boyfriend specifically at work or while I’m taking a shit. If all men could speak womanese my life would be over 👎

    • @bexmccarthy4526
      @bexmccarthy4526 Рік тому +36

      How do you manage if the bathroom doesn’t have a window? I need tips 😂

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому +7

      @@bexmccarthy4526 💀

    • @froggywithaheart
      @froggywithaheart Рік тому

      @@bexmccarthy4526 make a hole in the wall...and just..yk....💀

    • @adv78
      @adv78 Рік тому +44

      Don't forget to travel as much as possible not to see new places, old friends/family or for work, but to cheat on your boyfriend, because he isn't mean to you so he deserves it i guess.......

    • @marionluigi6517
      @marionluigi6517 Рік тому

      ​@@bexmccarthy4526 carve out a hole in the wall and cover it with a mirror, Always works.

  • @maleasaysthings
    @maleasaysthings Рік тому +97

    I feel like the "sloppy work seconds" wasn't even necessarily about cheating at work, but more about a man being mad that a woman doesn't look as perfect and put together after an 8 hour work day and like, being mad that they don't come home and reapply their shit for them.

  • @mimido23
    @mimido23 Рік тому +55

    I'm too invested in those two. Donovan once stole from his family to propose to a craq addict. Then once he got with the currevt girl they lied about her having children. He scammed his dad and then said his dad is a coward for not talking to him and going to the police. This has kept me entertained for years.

  • @Baked_And_Fried
    @Baked_And_Fried Рік тому +230

    Bro called a relationship “girlfriend training” 💀💀💀

    • @Ïurossa
      @Ïurossa Рік тому +6

      If shes his gf already how is it training then 🎉⛏️

    • @s0urp0wer5
      @s0urp0wer5 Рік тому +6

      Lmao these dudes always talk about coaching women

  • @sam6764
    @sam6764 Рік тому +371

    These are the guys who'd say, "not all men" and then turn around and generalize women as evil manipulators

    • @notyoureverydayashleyxoxo
      @notyoureverydayashleyxoxo Рік тому +3

      Faxx

    • @showtime1235
      @showtime1235 11 місяців тому +16

      anytime someone generalizes an entire gender for something you just know whatever they are about to say is completely wrong lol

    • @chelsead251
      @chelsead251 6 місяців тому +5

      A clear example of “not all men but definitely this man”

  • @notsteve5927
    @notsteve5927 Рік тому +289

    Hey Gunnar, as someone who has been looking into “alpha male dating” thing looong before it became mainstream/redpill thing, I can tell you right now that the “womanese” thing has been around since the early 2000s. I remember going to the dating forums from that time and seeing guys talk about “womanese”. I assume this is why it is a recurring concept in all of those “dating gurus’” system of beliefs.

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 Рік тому +44

      Just the word "Womanese" sounds like something that would've acted as a red flag. Like if i saw some shit like that on a self help video I'm trying to watch, I am DIPPING. Getting away from that as fast as I can.

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Рік тому

      Womanese honestly sounds like it has boomer origins from the second wave of gender inequality arguments in the 70s

    • @M_K-Bomb
      @M_K-Bomb Рік тому

      Thanks for dropping this comment. It shit me seeing Gunnar being so clueless on the concept of womanise.

    • @theimmortal4718
      @theimmortal4718 Рік тому

      The funny part is that the whole "alpha male" term involves leading other men. These red pill dudes don't seem to have any close male friends. It seems the reason they can't be friends with women is because they can't be friends with anyone.

    • @Financiallyfreeauthor
      @Financiallyfreeauthor Рік тому +3

      Reminds me of reading The Game

  • @littleguy8714
    @littleguy8714 Рік тому +231

    I’ve only seen women JOKING about going on dates to get free food and it’s all been online. I’ve never met anyone doing that and all my friends look for serious relationships when dating so idk maybe people do but no one I know!

    • @carmen.g440
      @carmen.g440 Рік тому +13

      On Charlotte Dobres channel she talks about how she knew a girl that would go on tinder dates every night to get free dinner with no plans of seeing them again 😐

    • @camerondepotato1005
      @camerondepotato1005 Рік тому +35

      @@carmen.g440 I’ve heard of similar cases, but I’ve never heard it in person. If it is a real thing then I doubt many would brag about it

    • @judeswagemaker6323
      @judeswagemaker6323 Рік тому +48

      Girls joke about it once on a podcast and guys like this SWEAR every woman is running around going on a date every night for dinner 😂

    • @jbone877
      @jbone877 Рік тому +32

      I've known chicks IRL who will go on dates for the food - but, they're literally meeting men, which is the group of people murdering the most women, so, like, fair enough. If you're willing to risk your life for a free meal, by all means get that plate, girl

    • @pertorvund
      @pertorvund Рік тому +6

      There was this news article about a girl doing this in Norway, but other than that I have never heard of anyone doing this for free food

  • @clickbaitgoat2651
    @clickbaitgoat2651 Рік тому +158

    I will say I have run into one person on a dating app who only added me cause I worked in healthcare and expected me to pay for the date. (was a dinner) and not only that, I'm female, and she told me she isn't even gay, she just thinks other girls won't get angry at being used by another girl. Mind you, I don't use dating apps a whole lot, and this was the only time this happened back in Uni days.

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Рік тому +48

      BROOOO my sister in CHRIST lmao.... What the actual hell is wrong with some straight women, I'm so sorry

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Рік тому +1

      Part of me agrees she’s an asshole grifter and part of me is like how fucking hungry do you have to be? The date is now about her application for SNAP grocery assistance and then im leaving her with an appetizer

    • @piguu7226
      @piguu7226 Рік тому +1

      @@mightymeatymech nothing to do with sexuality. just a shitty person

    • @bexmccarthy4526
      @bexmccarthy4526 Рік тому +5

      I’m so sorry that occurred. I have to look fancy for work too and I’ve never gotten that from a date, but I do have acquaintances who have pulled that so I understand. I hope that never happens again and you deserve better!

    • @aclassicadventure
      @aclassicadventure Рік тому +16

      Yup dated this girl for awhile broke up on good terms we were hanging out she tells me she’s talking to guys for food and uses tinder for free food. A month later when haven’t talked in a while got a message saying “hey can I you send me $20 for dinner, I can’t eat tonight” I knew damn well she can eat food it’s just not what she wanted. Haven’t talked to her in over a year, and she still trying it. She tried to pull it on one of my friends later on lmao

  • @doodeedoodee
    @doodeedoodee Рік тому +250

    I dated a woman for nearly a year who said she would go on dates to eat food then leave... she was also a fucking psychopath who tried to stab me 6 months later though (among other things, I am an expert in ignoring red flags) so I'm pretty sure she was an outlier. She also had a public humiliation fetish, and was rampantly homophobic even though we were both bisexual. I am literally writing a story about that relationship as therapy...

    • @gpercreeper9413
      @gpercreeper9413 Рік тому +8

      Okay it’s not rare when this is the 8th person to say this on here. Gunnar is wrong and he sounds 14 with his takes

    • @Olivia_1100
      @Olivia_1100 Рік тому +81

      @@gpercreeper9413 if you hate Gunnar why do you watch him, I noticed all your comments on this channel are just hating on him. Your weird bro.

    • @RL_ManicFX
      @RL_ManicFX Рік тому +70

      @@gpercreeper9413 it is rare, because if you compare the amount of people who do it and those who don’t, it’s statistically rare

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 Рік тому +11

      @@doodeedoodee Lots of people have had crazy girlfriends. Its weird that you’re treating this like a competition.

    • @TyroneBackyardiagains
      @TyroneBackyardiagains Рік тому +6

      Dang, I hope you are doing better.

  • @comrade171
    @comrade171 Рік тому +76

    Yeah, i follow him and took that advice, I told my gf to get her ass to the fridge and get me some water, she said she had to go to the shop, cause we're out, I'm still waiting on that water, do you guys think she actually went to get water? it was last week so I don't know what's taking her so long

    • @stampandscrap7494
      @stampandscrap7494 Рік тому +8

      I'd not go out for a year, just in case she comes back so you can chastise her . Don't worry you don't need food, and in the meantime, you wouldn't want to be afflicted by another woman.

    • @comrade171
      @comrade171 Рік тому +9

      @@stampandscrap7494 really? i was thinking of just phoning here incessantly and switching between chastising her swiftly followed up with "Im so sorry babe" and so on, girls luv that, right?

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 10 місяців тому +5

      You could alwaya start a UA-cam channel complaining about her, but in a generalised manner that implicates all women

    • @SteveNathn
      @SteveNathn 7 місяців тому +2

      Don’t worry she is attending a girlfriend training conference

  • @mr.wookiesack
    @mr.wookiesack Рік тому +510

    I remember realizing my friend was a psycho like this with his wife. I couldn't believe it was real. When he walked away I remember looking at his wife and saying " is he being serious?" And she just nodded and said yes. They got divorced shortly after. She was a perfect wife too. He will never find anyone close to her level. She got married to another friend years later. He treats her well.

    • @Vicky-du6ni
      @Vicky-du6ni Рік тому +63

      Aww sucks he didn’t see what he had before it was ruined. But good for her!!! Love when good people find each other.

    • @lukasp5892
      @lukasp5892 11 місяців тому +30

      @@lorrainesmith.4995is he currently still your husband? Do you have resources available to seek help if you need to? Jfc that’s horrible..

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 11 місяців тому +1

      And then everyone clapped

    • @mr.wookiesack
      @mr.wookiesack 11 місяців тому +15

      @@SeanWinters no one noticed actually....

    • @soup_weaver
      @soup_weaver 11 місяців тому +21

      @SeanWinters r/nothingeverhappens ... 😔

  • @GOATexp
    @GOATexp Рік тому +158

    Yea that “get me a glass of water” skit is definitely some kind of degrading kink lol

    • @rcole7274
      @rcole7274 11 місяців тому +6

      As a gay man, I blushed watching that. Then got brought back to reality when he says to control your girlfriend's every move

    • @ProceduralUtopia
      @ProceduralUtopia 3 місяці тому

      100%

  • @mirasmiraculouscraft
    @mirasmiraculouscraft Рік тому +72

    The nerd character is actually his personality in real life. He’s pretending to be an alpha.

    • @durpnurp9693
      @durpnurp9693 Рік тому +7

      the editing confirms it

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 Рік тому +2

      No one who is an alpha would ever have to tell people they’re an alpha

  • @kite-flying_potato
    @kite-flying_potato Рік тому +57

    Petition to start calling Gunnar fans "defenders," collectively.

  • @amynellibabi
    @amynellibabi Рік тому +54

    Why do guys like this even bother dating women if they are suspicious of everything they do and say?

    • @Faucetofstone
      @Faucetofstone Рік тому

      Because they want to control and abuse women it's "fun" for them.

    • @JordoMIB
      @JordoMIB Рік тому +20

      Power trip and wanting to be in control of someone.

    • @Rebecca-ex2ge
      @Rebecca-ex2ge 9 місяців тому

      To get the "elusive" vagina.

  • @SteviiLove
    @SteviiLove Рік тому +46

    There are women who do date for the soul purpose of getting a free meal but it's nowhere near as common place as this man is making it out to be.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Рік тому

      Or men trying to attempt to have sex. If they paid for dinner they are owed something for it.

    • @WynnWynn-gl3fk
      @WynnWynn-gl3fk 10 місяців тому +1

      Plus males use women for sex, food, shelter, clothes, a maid, and/or an Uber driver plus most guys are dangerous and/or hideous so more than fair game

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 Рік тому +24

    "Hi, is this John? Hey, John, my name is Harold. You don't know me, but I work with your wife. I just wanted to let you know that she showed up to work today, smelling like soap. I'm so sorry you had to find out like this.

  • @KerReeeee
    @KerReeeee Рік тому +305

    To be fair, I did go on Tinder dates solely to have the guys buy me alcohol.
    And, yes, I was a piece of shit person. However, I was also an out of control, unemployable alcoholic, so that really just shows the terrifying depths that disease will take you to rather than it being an indictment on the average woman.
    Also, they were just using me for sex anyway so... 🤷‍♀️

    • @froggywithaheart
      @froggywithaheart Рік тому +73

      ummm if both of you getting your part of bargain... you aren't the bad person in the equation...either u both bad or no one is, depending on how u see it.
      anyway, i hope you're doing okay and aren't in that low place anymore 💖

    • @rikifromplanetk8305
      @rikifromplanetk8305 Рік тому +69

      I mean if we're going to be real here, they were taking advantage of an alcoholic woman at her lowest. If they somehow view themselves as the victims in that situation i would say they are horrible human beings.
      And even if this was a common occurance. Why isnt their first thought maybe we should fix the system that has all these woman being poor hungry alcoholics, vs hating them for being alcoholics who are hungry.
      Like fuck, if im on a date with a starving woman, i feel like my first concern would be to acquire her food

    • @ksin_D_Balake
      @ksin_D_Balake Рік тому

      Then I hope you at least gave the butt

    • @froggywithaheart
      @froggywithaheart Рік тому +4

      @Wynn obviously, but she isn't commercializing her sexuality... if she thinks it's good enough, it's good enough...

    • @bna919
      @bna919 Рік тому +3

      @@froggywithaheart she said she was a bad person in general not necessarily because of that one specific action

  • @Sorata-Kai
    @Sorata-Kai Рік тому +96

    To be fair, as a middle schooler I would go roller skating every weekend and make new friends just so they’d buy me food. Couldn’t see an adult doing that though lmao
    edit: also wait when women say the guy should should be disrespectful to her like in the second one, you think maybe she just has a degradation kink without realising it’s a kink??

  • @aliceboney1002
    @aliceboney1002 Рік тому +8

    20:53 bro I have IBS so if I don’t take my phone with me I’m stuck in the bathroom for like 20-30 minutes just contemplating why god hates me

  • @Sara-xk1ns
    @Sara-xk1ns Рік тому +50

    23:46 my sisters ex husband legit had this complaint. He got mad that my sister wore work clothes, not even sexy ones just legit dress work attire, and she would change into comfortable clothes as soon as she got home. She also worked 2 jobs and was raising 2 kids. Meanwhile his a** was still living at home with mommy. They clearly didn’t last and she ignored all of the red flags and friends concerns. She’s been divorced for a couple years now and is still in therapy bc of all the trauma he caused. And I know she kept a lot from me bc she knows I’d kick his a** so I have no idea what he did behind closed doors. The limited view I had of him tho I greatly disliked him. I also don’t trust any man who wears jeans and sneakers at all times unless he is literally in bed. It’s not normal to wake up and immediately put on pants and sneakers on a weekend morning when you’re just relaxing. Who even puts on sneakers to just stay home inside their house. He was always off.

    • @WynnWynn-gl3fk
      @WynnWynn-gl3fk 10 місяців тому +3

      Plus they need to dress up sometimes and better if they have nice work clothes

  • @hope52677
    @hope52677 Рік тому +6

    9:47 "If the men find out we can shape shift they'll tell the church!!!"

  • @SapienSafari
    @SapienSafari Рік тому +97

    Gunnar your content has gotten funnier and funnier. Please keep up with the making fun of the redpill dudes. It’s hilarious!

  • @aolien2739
    @aolien2739 Рік тому +74

    Dude someone really wronged this guy in his past lmao and now his perception of dating and women is entirely based upon one really bad experience he had

    • @Corpsie_luvs_u
      @Corpsie_luvs_u Рік тому +16

      Litterally, the fact that he says basically all women cheat is so dumb but hilariously delusional. I’ve only been in one relationship BECAUSE I was never considered attractive and we broke up because he was the toxic one LMAO I would never even consider cheating as alternate

    • @gpercreeper9413
      @gpercreeper9413 Рік тому +1

      Let me tell you something young one. *Women do take advantage of men for money and food*
      Really try to start independently think about what gunnar disagrees with and youll find he’s defending a narrative instead of listening as a person

    • @charls7900
      @charls7900 Рік тому +19

      @@gpercreeper9413yeah because you aren’t defending a marriage at all, no sir not you never.

    • @warbossguttz7407
      @warbossguttz7407 Рік тому

      @@gpercreeper9413 You mean the narrative that all women are evil monsters that do nothing but lie and cheat in every interaction they ever have???
      Yeah can't see why he would find a problem with that one

    • @Retcon404
      @Retcon404 Рік тому +9

      @@gpercreeper9413 get help lol

  • @megharoni
    @megharoni Рік тому +54

    I bring my phone to the bathroom to catch Pokemon while I poop, not to cheat on my husband. 😂

    • @borannkek
      @borannkek Рік тому +18

      Clearly you are trying to catch a machamp to cheat on him with

    • @michaelio6548
      @michaelio6548 Рік тому +13

      You’re cheating on him with an Incineroar???

  • @klc3rd
    @klc3rd Рік тому +73

    I kind of hope that in real life, that woman just dominates that relationship

    • @Vicky-du6ni
      @Vicky-du6ni Рік тому +8

      Lmao same bc wtf

    • @s0urp0wer5
      @s0urp0wer5 Рік тому +5

      Dude I'm sure she does 🤣 cause deep down he knows his toxic attitude will not attract any women so he's stuck with the one that will stick around off camera

  • @musicalcacophony
    @musicalcacophony Рік тому +19

    He 100% seems like the kind of black dude that doesnt date black women because theyre "too masculine" he was probably so close to becoming a passport bro until he found his snow bunny that would put up with the bs 😂

    • @ewarrior9776
      @ewarrior9776 7 місяців тому

      I'm a very glad he doesn't date Black women, we have enough to deal.with.

  • @CJ-ht4rf
    @CJ-ht4rf Рік тому +53

    Going on a date just for a free meal sounds like a better story to tell instead of none of the people I went out with want to go on second dates with me. It's a different version of "well she was ugly anyways"

  • @Tom-mu2ci
    @Tom-mu2ci Рік тому +17

    Cat that ate the canary is similar to when you catch someone red handed. Imagine Sylvester the cat with Tweety Bird's feathers sticking out the side of his mouth. Lookin' guilty af. Idioms are a lost art :(

  • @KerReeeee
    @KerReeeee Рік тому +24

    Uh... yeah. So, Donovan wants his wife to go to the club where there are definitely going to be more men so she won't cheat? Has he never heard of a bisexual man? Makes sense.

    • @PotatoPieYT
      @PotatoPieYT 10 місяців тому +1

      Also gay men can be sexually aggressive toward women-hence why I’m never going to Pride again 😭😭

  • @xepher3642
    @xepher3642 9 місяців тому +5

    My gf actually has a friend who did the "Tinder is my meal ticket" thing for like 9 months. She wasn't broke, but the money saved on meals would regularly be used to get tattoos. She openly bragged about it too. The best part though is one of those dates was a place we were at and the guy took one look at her, grimaced, then turned around and went home. Turns out she used profile pics from high school a decade prior and gained weight since then. She admitted it was a coin flip whether they just shrug and shoot their shot anyway.

  • @yoyohayli
    @yoyohayli Рік тому +13

    21:09 "Ladies, don't pretend you never texted an ex in the bathroom."
    She's right, I have. To tell him I had moved all my stuff out of the apartment after finding out he had cheated on me with multiple women ✌️

  • @barkergirl33
    @barkergirl33 Рік тому +20

    It's time for a "Gunnar's Dating Advice feat. Chat" course/book.

  • @Hunter-kn5bq
    @Hunter-kn5bq Рік тому +15

    I’ve never met someone named Donovan who wasn’t completely insufferable. I swear it’s a cursed name

    • @versatileduplicity9313
      @versatileduplicity9313 11 місяців тому

      Yep. I know someone who know someone with that name. And the guy can’t keep a loyal bxxch

  • @tyleraldrich7969
    @tyleraldrich7969 Рік тому +14

    New Gunnar video, always gets me hype

  • @MSTiekims9952
    @MSTiekims9952 Рік тому +25

    These 2 give excellent advice and if you make sure you do the OPPOSITE of everything, you will be fine. Much like how George started to succeed in life by doing the exact opposite of every instinct he had (Seinfeld reference, sorry I’m old). Slowly getting used to the mustache. It’s not at the Kurtis Conner hockey dad level of mustache, but it’s still nice.

  • @j.r.g3548
    @j.r.g3548 Рік тому +122

    I would've and still probably would believe this is satire. Actually, I'm convincing myself it is. I can't handle reality like this.

    • @SGashesNetwork
      @SGashesNetwork Рік тому +4

      I refuse to believe a lot of people believe this. There’s always going to be a crazy few but this is not even close to normal/average thinking

    • @stampandscrap7494
      @stampandscrap7494 Рік тому +3

      @@SGashesNetwork maybe not average but way more than a tiny minority

  • @malicemadness5946
    @malicemadness5946 Рік тому +6

    “The cat who ate the canary” refers to someone who looks satisfied but has done something wrong to look that way. 😂😂

  • @CatGuyNeko
    @CatGuyNeko Рік тому +77

    It upsets me that not only does a guy like this exist, but he's spreading his disgusting horrible opinion to others. What a sad existence he must live, always waiting to catch his gf cheating.

  • @ZishaMadeit
    @ZishaMadeit Рік тому +6

    My mans Donovan built like Gru from Despicable Me

  • @Ollie.with.a.G
    @Ollie.with.a.G Рік тому +11

    This makes me really sad because if you take a step back from it being stupid it's also rules I had when I was dating my abusive baby daddy. I was 18 he was 32 but he would set rules like this have them set in his own head and not tell me Then start screaming at me and it got worse and worse. He tried to kill me and I still stayed Excusing it. But im 2 years free now. But this shit reminds me of all of it

  • @odlawgames5073
    @odlawgames5073 Рік тому +8

    Oh and this dude has been with her for 5 or 6 years. Constantly talks about how chicks over 23 are "leftovers" and is constantly shitting on single moms. Says chicks with a high body count are horrible to get with. Devon(his girl) is over 40 and was a single mom when he met her and according to him she has a high body count. Literally every metric he tries to teach dudes to look out for and not date girls within those metrics applies to her.

    • @PotatoPieYT
      @PotatoPieYT 10 місяців тому

      Sounds like he’s realizing he’s the leftovers lol

  • @jilliank4157
    @jilliank4157 Рік тому +12

    I asked a guy to meet at a place that was about $15 per person to eat and he accused me of just trying to get a meal! Lol blocked him immediately. I can certainly afford a $15 salad my guy ugh

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Рік тому +4

      I always split the first bill so the guy won’t think I “owe” him anything and if he really has a problem with that it may mean he’s got control issues. But first dates should just be going for ice cream or something light and fun. Sometimes dinners are to formal or long and it’s horror to sit there begging for it to be over.

    • @jilliank4157
      @jilliank4157 Рік тому

      @@phoenixgirl70 it was Cava not a sit down dinner, I just really wanted to try it and was using meeting him as an excuse to go since he lived near it

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Рік тому +4

      @@jilliank4157 Yes exactly you’re doing what everyone I know does. No first date steak and lobster but I think these dumb Alpha podcasts and books make it sound like that’s what’s happening. But yes you were trying to take his life savings 😂

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Рік тому

      @@jilliank4157 so you think “hey let’s try this new place I’m interested in” and he sees it’s close to his house so you MUST want to sleep with him, lol. He probably got angry right at the end when he realized he wasn’t getting laid. Soooo creepy.

  • @RJ-kb3qf
    @RJ-kb3qf Рік тому +13

    I think it’s funny that he’s mad that they would wanna use guys for food with no romantic connections with but he wants to have sex with them with no strings attached? Lol okay. As a woman on dating apps, I’ve had at least over TEN guys pretend to like me in order to sleep with me/get nudes, etc but they realize I don’t give up easily n give up after awhile :)

  • @JoeyPickles
    @JoeyPickles Рік тому +5

    I had many female roommates, when I lived in Brooklyn,,who took much glee in their ability to get dudes to buy them dinner/ feed them, so they could save money. No interest romantically, just happy to entertain a stranger for a few hours for a fancy meal in a restaurant they can't afford otherwise. Maybe it's more common in big cities?🤷

    • @RogueHero
      @RogueHero Рік тому +2

      Facts im in Chicago and my facebook is full of chicks who will openly brag about using dudes they not interested in for Free food dates , car rides and etc.

    • @hospitable_ghost
      @hospitable_ghost День тому

      You absolutley did not and your lie didn't even get you any clout lol

    • @JoeyPickles
      @JoeyPickles День тому

      ​@@hospitable_ghost what an odd comment. I guess you know me and such. No, wait, you wanna bait a fight. Okay. Cool bro.

  • @benjaminotalora363
    @benjaminotalora363 Рік тому +9

    I'm halfway thru the video and I'm convinced the only reason these two are together is some messed up form of trauma bonding over some really rough relationships. Big yikey

  • @ShunJ89
    @ShunJ89 Рік тому +8

    It’s a definite thing. Women just going on dates just to get a free meal. All you can do is view it like this. Take her somewhere you like to eat that you both enjoy. Use the date as a way to go out. That way even if she not feeling you. You atleast had fun. Gained experience. You won’t take it so personally.

  • @ianenlow5110
    @ianenlow5110 Рік тому +6

    Sharpe law #50 if your girl sneezes she's cheating on you

  • @nationalravioli
    @nationalravioli Рік тому +4

    "do girls go on dates just to get fed??"
    yeah.
    me looking at my tinder bio. yeah. lmao.

  • @cbabe1
    @cbabe1 Рік тому +5

    Did she say “don’t shower before work”? 😮

  • @princesswells9469
    @princesswells9469 Рік тому +7

    I think he just…doesn’t wanna commit.

  • @ParadigmDreamspace
    @ParadigmDreamspace Рік тому +20

    This feels a little bit more like roping people into their fetishes rather than giving useful advice.

  • @ChaoticSorm_Bunny
    @ChaoticSorm_Bunny Рік тому +7

    I love how excited Gunnar got when he realized the advice was womanesse, LOL. It was giving me Elf, "I know him!" vibes. Love it!🤣

  • @bearza_
    @bearza_ Рік тому +29

    Pretending that he’s being truthful that he knows women who feign interest on dating apps to get fed (especially if they can’t feed themselves), that’s in the same vein with men feigning interest for sex. Idk if that guy knows this, but you don’t need sex to live. But you do need food to live.

    • @download1712
      @download1712 Рік тому +8

      He said men feign “commitment”, not interest. Which is worse

    •  3 місяці тому

      Let's be honest though, you don't need the sort of food that you would eat on dates to stay alive. That is absolutely unnecessary if talking about something that will sustain you.

  • @DyingBobby
    @DyingBobby Рік тому +66

    He has the worldview of a 14 year old boy who got dumped (and cheated on) once so he starts to hate all women. The sad and dangerous thing is there are other 14 year olds that will take this seriously

  • @fetchyryu
    @fetchyryu Рік тому +8

    Disturbed to learn that your last name is klein and not TV

  • @zavano92
    @zavano92 Рік тому +9

    Go to work looking messy and immediately shower when you get home. That way they wont know you cheating at work.

  • @glowvxn
    @glowvxn Рік тому +8

    why do so many of these couples,,, heterosexual specifically in this exact font seem to always view romantic relationships/encounters as PURELY transactional. It seems genuinely sad :/ like truly just a sad way to live and interact with others. Only doing something nice for someone as a means to an end to get what you want from that person. The idea of just wanting to do something for someone as a gesture to show that you like that person is completely foreign to everyone in these weird dating course bubbles.

    • @I-M-Nothing
      @I-M-Nothing 11 місяців тому

      Even if you do something genuinely nice for someone, it is still for a selfish reason. Whether you know it or not, your brains likes the dopamine released from doing "good deeds" It works on a subconscious level. You like feeling good for making others feel good and that is selfish. Also I'm so tired about hearing how it is sad that we treat it as a transaction. Everything in life is transactional, cause and affect, unless you believe in the philosophy of the wiggly world. I see you, your appearance attracts me. I talk to you, feel out your personality. I ask you on a date and we go for dinner. All these are transactions. We are exchanging time with each other or spending time. I'll always pay for dinner if I ask you out and won't expect anything in return, I would hope for another date but it doesn't always happen. Love is a transaction. One you have to understand the difference between infatuation and love. Love is commitment, exchange of unsaid woves to always be there for each other. Understanding you will have days where you hate each other. Love is a transaction. In a sense that we are again exchanging time, responsibilities, and whatever else. You are paying for it with your time, and time is money. Bringing it back to full circle. If we keep going on dates, I will eventually bring up sex. I'm either interested in only sleeping with you and thus I think that transaction I made of my time is worth the chance, or I actually want a serious relationship and sex is part of that. It all comes down to direct communication with whoever you are engaging right from the beginning.

  • @talloncusack
    @talloncusack Рік тому +12

    Yeah so all of these people are selling the same exact e-book “course”. It’s a sales thing, and the “womanese” book is just one of many. All of these accounts are just salespeople funneling marks into their own personal website that sells the same crap as if they’re the author of it. In reality they’re just branding it. They’re using social media and presenting these “products” like they’re the guru behind it- none of them actually are. It’s a huge scam anyone can do, just like a thousand other ones that have to do with pickup culture and other topics as well, like money-making schemes, self help, etc

  • @kawaiiboushi
    @kawaiiboushi Рік тому +7

    honestly why do these guys even care if their girl cheats on them, every alpha male gives me the vibes that he can't stand to be in his girl's presence anyway because women bad am i right fellas

  • @stephanie.420
    @stephanie.420 Рік тому +5

    When your insecurities are so crippling that all you can do is kidnap a woman and make a UA-cam channel about it

  • @sugoistalin7809
    @sugoistalin7809 Рік тому +6

    At this point, just don't have a girlfriend. If you feel the need to follow even 1 of these, you're just gonna be miserable, nevermind with all of them.

  • @casiemay504
    @casiemay504 Рік тому +5

    These people really are out here thinking that the rest of us, ie anyone not them, are showering before work just for them? And if I take care of my body hair before I leave the house that I've potentially done it for them. They are also the type that assume that just because THEY showered before work that they did it for OUR pleasure because that means they must be desirable to us. The entitlement is wild.

  • @raaewrh
    @raaewrh Рік тому +3

    *my ex was like this. He almost k1lled me with a sledgehammer.* Respect goes both way, if you always think your partner is going to cheat on you, you have issues and need help.

  • @VChambly
    @VChambly Рік тому +7

    I appreciate that Gunnar and I both can't grow full mustaches.

  • @LDN-pup
    @LDN-pup Рік тому +7

    If you believe that all of these actions (anything that isn't just servitude) are red flags then that is the *actual* red flag: because you're clearly a crappy partner (most likely due to control/paranoia) if they all lead to cheating.
    If your partner wants to cheat, they will. This kinda bullshit will not stop that, if anything it will just drive them to it!

  • @girlfieri3156
    @girlfieri3156 Рік тому +8

    They need to go to couples therapy instead of dragging the rest of us into this

  • @rallow-6545
    @rallow-6545 Рік тому +3

    you know Gunnars concerned about them when he asks if they're ok

  • @bananabread4075
    @bananabread4075 Рік тому +13

    They are like if a happy couple decided to be the Andrew Tate version of a married couple

  • @Quli3n
    @Quli3n Рік тому +6

    how much you wanna bet his wife is IN ON THIS and helps him find ideas - had to edit cause i slightly changed my mind- if this is real at all then theyre most likely both toxic

  • @inkysanimations3709
    @inkysanimations3709 Рік тому +6

    Love your videos Gunnar!!!! And yes I saw your video already even though it was posted just seconds ago

  • @Graciekmo
    @Graciekmo Рік тому +2

    Ik it was supposed to be homophobic but like honestly the second skit where she says no to going to a gay bar could also be read as a straight woman understanding that she doesn’t inherently have an uninvited placed within queer spaces and respecting that boundary like go off queen good for u

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 10 місяців тому

      As if gay bars scan for homo before letting you in. They're pretty accepting places from what I've seen lol

    • @Shudderetal
      @Shudderetal 10 місяців тому

      I took it as "she wants to flaunt herself for straight men, not gay men who aren't interested"

  • @lilsqueakrepplus
    @lilsqueakrepplus Рік тому +4

    There was this girl of University of Chicago who admitted to going on dates every day for months to get free food so not impossible

  • @salty0142
    @salty0142 29 днів тому +2

    There is 100% women who go on dates for free meals. And women who compliment you for a free drink. Obviously not every woman is like this but there 100% are people like that

  • @CharltonAve
    @CharltonAve Рік тому +4

    How are you a provider worried about being used for food 😂😂

    • @gpercreeper9413
      @gpercreeper9413 Рік тому +2

      just because you have it doesn’t mean anyone else can for free

  • @katielee7364
    @katielee7364 Рік тому +2

    When my husband and I first started dating we were both super insecure and it got to the point where he yelled at me for liking a post of a bar of chocolate solely because a guy posted it. Thank god we both took a step back and matured, now we never even ask what the other one is doing on the phone because we trust each other.

  • @MeloWuzHere
    @MeloWuzHere Рік тому +4

    If she receives mail there you have to give them a 30 day eviction notes lol

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Рік тому +3

    You know its bad when
    When Gunnar is watching it

  • @FoulMouthFishing666
    @FoulMouthFishing666 Рік тому +4

    Id put my non existent life savings on the fact that this dude actually talks like his nerd character.

  • @beggar1015
    @beggar1015 Рік тому +2

    20:20 The two dogs on the couch while the one lone cat rules the huge dog bed tells you everything you need to know about this household.

  • @blueglue52
    @blueglue52 Рік тому +8

    I was going to say the mustache is growing on me but really it’s barely growing on Gunnar

  • @Viteaification
    @Viteaification 5 місяців тому +2

    the food thing is so funny. equating food to sex is crazy

  • @janettheclown
    @janettheclown Рік тому +9

    kinda sad the part where gunnar states that he does not “have a vajayjay” didn’t make it to the video 💔

  • @emmaseckso1870
    @emmaseckso1870 9 місяців тому +1

    The production quality is BAFFLING

  • @imbluedubbadee
    @imbluedubbadee Рік тому +6

    Yo even if you do feign interest for food, it is not the same as feigning interest in commitment to get sex.... One is something you need to live, the other is something you just enjoy unless you're a female ferret. In which case, not having sex leads to an overload of hormones which can be fatal 🤷🏻 thanks Rachel Oates for the bizarre fact