I use to date this girl who was cross eyed, but we had to break up because we didn't see eye to eye... Plus I was pretty sure she was seeing somebody on the side.
I had this surgical case up in Anchorage where we had to completely remove the left hand side of this guy's body... Yeh, he's all right now... all right now..😂
I used to have a job as a Diesel Fitter for this place that made panty hose. What I would have to do was stand at the end of the assembly line and when the panty hose would come off I'd have to hold them up and say, Yah, dese will fit her!
@@SaiakuNaSenshu Which ones in DF Hack? There are more on than the standard default DFHack ones, such as what is allowing him to plan furniture placements w/o having them in inventory???
The UI and graphics look ok to me, better than expected. There is an ant simulator called Empire of the Undergrowth with better graphics, but the concept is kind of similar, except there is no text boxes. This game looks a lot more complicated though.
Just watched this video amd inspired to fire up a new df embark. Made it the first fall and a angered moose comes in and wrecks the joint. Killed all my animals and most of the dwarves. We shall see if it can recover. I hope I can because the tile has so many great possibilities. It's on top of a mountain with a huge waterfall and ravine cut into it. With a small plains area at the bottom. I just need to survive long enough.
Do you know what happens to your toes when you're legs fall asleep?
They become Coma Toes. 😅
I use to be a bed wetter when I was a child...
But of course I was also a sleep walker and could get two or three beds in one night. 😂
I use to date this girl who was cross eyed, but we had to break up because we didn't see eye to eye...
Plus I was pretty sure she was seeing somebody on the side.
"Duck, eggs."
"What does that mea..." Wipes egg off his face.
My ex-wife had some rat folk in her hillocks, which was one of the reasons for divorce.
The way he says humans. Humons… Ferengi intruder playing dwarf fortress
I had this surgical case up in Anchorage where we had to completely remove the left hand side of this guy's body...
Yeh, he's all right now... all right now..😂
Sure you know why the chicken crossed the road, but do you know why the egg crossed the road?
Because it had the inclination..❤😂
What has five toes and is not your foot?
My foot
They are making a movie about constipation...
Yeh, it hasn't come out yet.
....
Watched the whole thing. Just seeing other people do something I haven't gives me ideas. LOL cool mote
Do you know what you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he is not going to come to you.
he would probably still try :(
what do you can a cow with no legs?
ground beef :D
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef:D
I had another job working for a place that made helium, but I had to quit because I couldn't stand the tone of voice they talked to me in.
Should have took a job at the halogen factory instead.
Have you ever heard of Dejon Vu before?
Yeh, its the same old mustered all over again.
Do you know what is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing Taxis 😮
Ouch
Time flies like an arrow whereas fruit flies like a banana....
You know I use to not like cats...
But then I learned how to cook them.
i just started the game! good timing :-)
I used to have a job as a Diesel Fitter for this place that made panty hose. What I would have to do was stand at the end of the assembly line and when the panty hose would come off I'd have to hold them up and say, Yah, dese will fit her!
Can you put the mods in the description please?
DF Hack - mod
@@SaiakuNaSenshu Which ones in DF Hack? There are more on than the standard default DFHack ones, such as what is allowing him to plan furniture placements w/o having them in inventory???
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
Woo. New DF
i used to have schizofrenia , but we are ok now ...
Have you ever noticed that little brush that sits next to the toilet?
Wow that thing sure is a stupid invention... that thing really hurts...😮
Curiosity killed the cat...
Everybody had thought I had done it there for a while, but it was the Curiosity.
Anyone where the song playing at 54:40 is from? I know i've heard it, driving me crazy lol
ua-cam.com/video/J_ikjehQKGU/v-deo.htmlsi=hbvKWjW5v1pWgXLN
Pretty sure it’s this: Skye Cullin by Kevin MacLeod
Do you know why cows have hooves?
Cause they lack toes. 😂
We know there will be cats in heaven...
How else will we be able to string the harps.
Ewwww
My friends say that I don't understand comedy...
I think they were kidding. 😊
I don’t like how the dwarves leave stones everywhere
i think you can make a metal bin but wood is most efficient
When I had to go to Gamblers Anonymous they gave we two to one odds that I wouldn't make it. ❤
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Have I told my dejavu joke yet?
You will know it when you hear it.
The UI and graphics look ok to me, better than expected. There is an ant simulator called Empire of the Undergrowth with better graphics, but the concept is kind of similar, except there is no text boxes. This game looks a lot more complicated though.
Games are col builders that’s as similar as they get
Just watched this video amd inspired to fire up a new df embark. Made it the first fall and a angered moose comes in and wrecks the joint. Killed all my animals and most of the dwarves. We shall see if it can recover. I hope I can because the tile has so many great possibilities. It's on top of a mountain with a huge waterfall and ravine cut into it. With a small plains area at the bottom. I just need to survive long enough.
Gotta switch from multi to paint in order to manually draw the tombs my dude.
Do you know how accountants deal with their constipation?
They work it out with a pencil.
Please enjoy these jokes responsibility...
Duck, eggs
pretend I have a two story house
Love the joke. :D
Ebin joke
Do you know why blond jokes are so short?
So brunettes can remember them.