Dwarf Fortress: Conquering the World - (New Embark)

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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2024
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  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +7

    Do you know what happens to your toes when you're legs fall asleep?
    They become Coma Toes. 😅

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +8

    I use to be a bed wetter when I was a child...
    But of course I was also a sleep walker and could get two or three beds in one night. 😂

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +6

    I use to date this girl who was cross eyed, but we had to break up because we didn't see eye to eye...
    Plus I was pretty sure she was seeing somebody on the side.

  • @Iamconnorlee
    @Iamconnorlee 7 місяців тому +2

    The way he says humans. Humons… Ferengi intruder playing dwarf fortress

  • @demonicsquid7217
    @demonicsquid7217 8 місяців тому +13

    My ex-wife had some rat folk in her hillocks, which was one of the reasons for divorce.

  • @BKPrice
    @BKPrice 6 місяців тому

    "Duck, eggs."
    "What does that mea..." Wipes egg off his face.

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +3

    Do you know what you call a dog with no legs?
    It doesn't matter what you call him, he is not going to come to you.

    • @Fishhead436
      @Fishhead436 8 місяців тому

      he would probably still try :(

    • @woofy9977
      @woofy9977 8 місяців тому +1

      what do you can a cow with no legs?
      ground beef :D

    • @woofy9977
      @woofy9977 8 місяців тому +1

      what do you call a cow with no legs?
      ground beef:D

  • @Maxoxpower
    @Maxoxpower 8 місяців тому +1

    i just started the game! good timing :-)

  • @zacharyerwin4935
    @zacharyerwin4935 5 місяців тому

    Watched the whole thing. Just seeing other people do something I haven't gives me ideas. LOL cool mote

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +1

    I had this surgical case up in Anchorage where we had to completely remove the left hand side of this guy's body...
    Yeh, he's all right now... all right now..😂

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +6

    Do you know what is worse than raining cats and dogs?
    Hailing Taxis 😮

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +1

    Have you ever heard of Dejon Vu before?
    Yeh, its the same old mustered all over again.

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +3

    I had another job working for a place that made helium, but I had to quit because I couldn't stand the tone of voice they talked to me in.

    • @demonicsquid7217
      @demonicsquid7217 8 місяців тому +1

      Should have took a job at the halogen factory instead.

  • @carleckel2877
    @carleckel2877 8 місяців тому +3

    What has five toes and is not your foot?
    My foot

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +5

    Sure you know why the chicken crossed the road, but do you know why the egg crossed the road?
    Because it had the inclination..❤😂

  • @tomt5745
    @tomt5745 8 місяців тому +2

    Woo. New DF

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +5

    They are making a movie about constipation...
    Yeh, it hasn't come out yet.

  • @milestone76
    @milestone76 8 місяців тому +2

    i used to have schizofrenia , but we are ok now ...

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +1

    Time flies like an arrow whereas fruit flies like a banana....

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +2

    You know I use to not like cats...
    But then I learned how to cook them.

  • @KrutchesRDH
    @KrutchesRDH 25 днів тому

    What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
    Attire.

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому

    Curiosity killed the cat...
    Everybody had thought I had done it there for a while, but it was the Curiosity.

  • @kelva1304
    @kelva1304 8 місяців тому +8

    Can you put the mods in the description please?

    • @SaiakuNaSenshu
      @SaiakuNaSenshu 8 місяців тому +1

      DF Hack - mod

    • @Ed-ff2ti
      @Ed-ff2ti 8 місяців тому

      @@SaiakuNaSenshu Which ones in DF Hack? There are more on than the standard default DFHack ones, such as what is allowing him to plan furniture placements w/o having them in inventory???

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +1

    I used to have a job as a Diesel Fitter for this place that made panty hose. What I would have to do was stand at the end of the assembly line and when the panty hose would come off I'd have to hold them up and say, Yah, dese will fit her!

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +1

    Have you ever noticed that little brush that sits next to the toilet?
    Wow that thing sure is a stupid invention... that thing really hurts...😮

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому

    We know there will be cats in heaven...
    How else will we be able to string the harps.

  • @archmagesalamar1377
    @archmagesalamar1377 8 місяців тому

    I don’t like how the dwarves leave stones everywhere

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +3

    When I had to go to Gamblers Anonymous they gave we two to one odds that I wouldn't make it. ❤

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому

    My friends say that I don't understand comedy...
    I think they were kidding. 😊

  • @George-lt6jy
    @George-lt6jy 8 місяців тому

    i think you can make a metal bin but wood is most efficient

  • @gavinmillar
    @gavinmillar 8 місяців тому

    Gotta switch from multi to paint in order to manually draw the tombs my dude.

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому

    Do you know why cows have hooves?
    Cause they lack toes. 😂

  • @Kevin-jb2pv
    @Kevin-jb2pv 8 днів тому

    What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
    Make me one with everything.

  • @CollegeRodent
    @CollegeRodent 8 місяців тому

    The UI and graphics look ok to me, better than expected. There is an ant simulator called Empire of the Undergrowth with better graphics, but the concept is kind of similar, except there is no text boxes. This game looks a lot more complicated though.

    • @Ekdrink
      @Ekdrink 4 місяці тому

      Games are col builders that’s as similar as they get

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому

    Have I told my dejavu joke yet?
    You will know it when you hear it.

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +1

    Please enjoy these jokes responsibility...

  • @nearlyhuman9883
    @nearlyhuman9883 2 місяці тому

    Just watched this video amd inspired to fire up a new df embark. Made it the first fall and a angered moose comes in and wrecks the joint. Killed all my animals and most of the dwarves. We shall see if it can recover. I hope I can because the tile has so many great possibilities. It's on top of a mountain with a huge waterfall and ravine cut into it. With a small plains area at the bottom. I just need to survive long enough.

  • @haydenporch4122
    @haydenporch4122 8 місяців тому +1

    Anyone where the song playing at 54:40 is from? I know i've heard it, driving me crazy lol

    • @emuemu8428
      @emuemu8428 8 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/J_ikjehQKGU/v-deo.htmlsi=hbvKWjW5v1pWgXLN

    • @emuemu8428
      @emuemu8428 8 місяців тому

      Pretty sure it’s this: Skye Cullin by Kevin MacLeod

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому

    Do you know how accountants deal with their constipation?
    They work it out with a pencil.

  • @Faehen
    @Faehen 8 місяців тому

    Duck, eggs

  • @marks7502
    @marks7502 8 місяців тому +1

    pretend I have a two story house

  • @Ixtabyss
    @Ixtabyss 8 місяців тому +1

    Love the joke. :D

  • @mallonox
    @mallonox 8 місяців тому

  • @brickattractor4124
    @brickattractor4124 27 днів тому

    Ebin joke

  • @eddieseachord4985
    @eddieseachord4985 8 місяців тому +1

    Do you know why blond jokes are so short?
    So brunettes can remember them.