I hope you're not lactose intolerant (Balatro)
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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Definition of insanity: Keep taking Green Joker and leveling up high card until you die, even though you've done it 4 quadrillion times and lost.
He’s always multing the multi but never adding the chip or saving the interest :(
you know you're messed up when you find a new balatro video and you repeatedly refresh the page not to actually watch the video but to check if there's any funny comments
Be the funny comment you want to see in the world
so true
0:00 Me when I refresh the page to check if there's any funny comments and UA-cam didn't keep track of my progress
Kind of sad
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Bro is so worried about winning too fast he forgets to win.
Me when I come up with a clever text response but want to wait a few minutes before sending it, only to forget to respond entirely.
6:22 me describing my friend group to my therapist
insane, +2
🔥🔥HEAT🗣️
+2
Happy Pride +2
LMFAOOOO
1:25 me on the roller coaster
+2
stole the words right offa my keyboard, +2
+2
+2
+2
Throwing that Canio run hurt bad man wtf was he doing the start of that round
26:55
jeffrey bezos during these hard economic times
holy +2
+2
27:43 Senator Barack Obama in 2008
I was really hoping that straight flush build would take off. If he played diamonds I think he would have made it.
I'm so mad that that 4f/Blackboard run ended I feel like becoming a Type A chatter
I feel so close to him right now
I might touch you
i can feel him breathe
like a force field?
21:20 when the waiter hands you the menu and asks what you want for your appetizer
+2
sorry mr ryan i am lactose intolerant i'll be back next balatro video
3:03 2 for 2 on spinning the wheel? Hit the casino, NL, the luck is not stopping
Green joker and constellation, daring today sir?
We're NorthernLion guys, of course we skip past half of the video to do timestamp jokes before anyone else
Bro cannot resist the Arcana Packs. Max interest is so good, it's like getting the money from an extra blind every single blind.
19:54 me when I don't understand that a mult multer is miles better than two mult jokers that scale separately
I haven't watched it yet let me guess he goes green joker again
Lisan Al Gaib
hi tomo
Hello Tomofer
Getting blessed with multiple temperance/hermit cards throughout the run, only to spend your last dollar on on leveling up high card when you have an open Joker slot - with an extra large blind coming up - is certainly peak Balatro gameplay.
not acknowledging the blackboard flub from last YT video ICANT
If you have pareidolia and destroy a random numbered card, does it count for Canio?
Yes
To answer your question: Yes, wild cards do work with blackboard. As they count as every suit at once
me, a milk vendor, at the milk convention talking to potential customers
Thanks NL for making UA-cam content still even though you don't have to at this point. I like these bideos a lot they make me happy.
I can't with the green joker
That first run was so sick, he just didnt get offered any kind of good joker
9:56 When you can't rely on others for support that you do it yourself
Losing that Canio run hurt my soul
its pride month and youre playing STRAIGHT flushes?!
3:04 Owen Wilson when he tried cocaine for the first time
10:24 when you have a sudden preminiton and realise the tarot pack wont have the cards you're looking for
“ I wonder if NL has posted a new video”
The balatro video in question
1:25 Ian Curtis rides a rollercoaster
Watching the first 2 runs get punted was frustrating.
10 seconds in and already +2
0:20 me 3 hours deep into figuring out one of those facebook fruit math puzzles
+2
...are we balatro guys?
Of course.
1:30 me on the slide
Being in my mid thirties, the "when you hit max level part" really resonates.
I didn't expect to get clocked less than one minute into the video
the egg is forever trapped in the samsara of the nebula deck
Straight Flush Build on Gold Stake is insane lmao
Keeps leveling Pluto when you have a 3X mult on 3 of the kind, should've probably pivot immediately into 3 of a kind, 4 of a kind, or even full house at that point.
Honestly what might have killed him was getting Tarot Tycoon lol
1:25 Me when i get a little bit ghengis khan on the roller coaster
This is the most "just got laid" NL has ever been
When you feed your friend ice cream for dinner
Egg's green joker win rate must be at 40% by now
Me after I feed the kid I kidnapped four blocks of cheddar:
we're anointment maxxing
We are so anointed
oh that canio run hurt my soul
Worst two pair ever?
That whole video he had dream builds lol
When you’re (Bala)ctose In(tro)lerant
19:18 who up maximizing they green jokers
She playing my high card till green joker maximizes
this games music is god tier
Me when i take my kid to the ice cream parlor
We are so back
me when I see my lactose intolerant friend: 🟣🤏
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Damn Northernlion, back at it again with the dated references 👺
Me after making White Russians for the party
This game is genuinely a masterpiece of a deck building roguelike, I just had a insane run with Four fingers and Shortcuts joker cards combo, and am curious if someone else has gotten that combination of jokers and went crazy with it 😂😂
I noticed he stopped constantly name dropping dl guiga, did he stop gifting subs or did he ask nl if he could come on the next Disney cruise and the man had to establish some boundaries?
I am trying to get better at the game by watching you(instead of playing)
have you ever considered doing stock buy backs?
He’s not part of the ruling bourgeois class.
me when I eat a milk
if your milk is solid, it's either too cold or too old
We're UA-cam commentors, of course we comment on UA-cam.
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This game is so cruel sometimes
he's so bad at this
Said my tinder date last night… jk I was alone again
🥵🥺
bald
hi tomo
It's better when @yujiyujix does it
man last game needed some chips and i think it would of won easily. he didn't realise he needed chips to pop off😢.