Yes. I want to marry him. He is the man I've been looking for. A God fearing gentleman who is 6'+. I have a soft spot for gentle giants. He is a awesome country boy who loves his country & will treat a woman right.
Like it told my wife, unless it's got lights and a sign that says "Come and get it", us men are damn near clueless lol. Dollop of daisy tho lmao. That's awesome!
I remember a few times i was clueless then later figured out what they meant. Two of them were beautiful women, you know the kind that makes you drive your car up a light pole. One of them wanted to teach me how to drive a yellow VW bug. I was so clueless that the next day when i was telling my father about it he literally smacked me in the head and called me a dumbass. I'm sure my father showed great restraint when he had to explain to me what i had passed up. I wasn't smart enuff to figure out she had no intention of me driving her car. The only other woman i know that had a bigger, nicer chest is her sister.
As long as he's got his half a gallon of sour cream he will! 🤣 Im surprised he didnt ask her if she wanted a100 dollups of daisy! Oh my i cant stop laughing!
Yeah I caught up to what she was saying as well . This sounds just like that his was Sara bear as he called . She was watching Madagascar when he walked with just his gunbelt on ready until a song played and she started laughing.
Oh you sweet man... There is a precious, sweet, gentle soul out there just waiting for you to find her and spend your lives together. Until then, PLEASE keep sharing and letting us laugh along with you!
Ahhh bless your heart! I'm in the same boat. I have been divorced for 13 years. I totally swore off dating while I raised my four boys. I just got out into the dating game and keep in mind the last time I dated, you got a dudes pager number, so this is all foreign to me. They actually have a training manual online, just Google it, and it will tell you all the translations for the emojis and what certain phrases mean when it comes to sexy times. She sounds like a nice girl because she didn't get offended or upset She just said let's go get you tacos baby.😂🤣😂🤣
Thanks for starting this 3 day weekend. I'm laughing so hard I pee my pants. Zach let her know. You don't beat around the bush. And take her to pound town.
Oh dear heart, you make me smile. She sounds amazing, and will definitely keep you young! My hubby of 18 years always does his best to have one entire day of the week set aside for our relationship. We call it Sunday Funday, and the Lord approves!
My response would be to this lady would be, "would you like a hot dog". Hey man, you found one who has a sense of humor, and likes to play. Roll with it. Semper Fi.
My god, nobody tell him what Taco refers to. He's too pure. Meanwhile I have been around on- *_AND_* off-line. So I know something he doesn't. Regardless, him saying "I'll never mentally recover from this" at the end is relatable for all of us. And god-damn hilarious. I folded so many times in ways that not even a fictional monster that's being read about by another monster in an HP Lovecraft horror book could comprehend. This was too good. 😂
It is a few minutes before 11 pm and I am trying SOOO hard not to wake my husband up, I am DYING laughing. 🤣🤣🤣 Zach, you’re just so adorable. And baby, I’m older than you and knew exactly where this conversation was going. This isn’t new talk. 💖🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh Zach, when a girl offers only ONE tacho instead of saying what restaurant she would like to go too, that's code for....You can dip your French fry in her Ketchup!!!!😅😅😅 Happened to me twice and I had completely missed the memo.......
Don’t be embarrassed, you stay a gentleman and obviously she still cares about you. She wants to go out again. Flowers and a dollop of daisy is too cute. Got to love that little story!!! ❤
My dear, I'm an OLD broad & at the very BEGINNING of your story, I knew EXACTLY where it was going, so I was laughing so hard all through it I was crying. OMG!!! You are just the absolute cutest thang young man. I LOVE your stories! Don't EVER stop being YOU! YOU are absolutely PERFECT just as you are & deep down you know that you are the kind of man women REALLY want. I know this because you even did a video about it. LOL Much love to ya! 💕✝️💕
I’m darn near 70 a grandma and an aunt to but I’ve never laughed so hard in a while. Just to show that some men are still gentleman. You’re darn cute dude 😂😂😂😂😂
You just never disappoint brother! Had me cracking up, and feeling bad for you simultaneously. Now you know what a taco reference is though, chalk it up as a win, for learning something new, then knock her damn socks off the next time around!
She done wanna corrupt you young man! Stand your ground. OMG 🤣. It would be nice to think there is still some naïveté and semi innocent adults out there that don’t think normal things have dual perverse meanings. I love your rants! Proper use of UA-cam lol
Zach, you've got to calm down ! Please don't be upset with yourself. You were a true gentleman. I'm so proud of you. There's nothing wrong with not knowing what she meant. It just goes to show that you were raised to be a gentleman. And don't be embarrassed about that situation bc there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Please stay just the way you are ! Do not change the way you are. You are perfect, just the way you are.
🤣😂😂🤣🤦 I cannot even stop laughing that's the best thing I've heard in a month that is the most adorable sweetest funniest OMFG I cannot I'm in tears that is THE BEST I HURT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
I'm only at 1:52 but I already know what she meant😂😂😂😂😂and I can't f-ing breathe I'm laughing to hard, sweet Zach. My husband was like that to when we first got together he didn't know how or just didn't dirty talk but I helped him lmao😂😂
I’m old and I can’t stop laughing! I can just see you standing there with your chin on the floor and your eyes popped out of your head!! Sure makes me glad I’m thru that stage in life!!! lololo
Aww bless your southern clueless heart for the sexy texting bit. It made me laugh so much as one day it will for you too. I have watched this clip several times now. Because I missed so many bits from laughing so damn hard. Don't stop dating this woman she sounds like so much fun for you.
🤣 OMG!! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN FROM THE MOMENT SHE SENT THE WINKING EMOJI 😉! Bra! You now know how to SEXY TALK!👊 THATS ALL IT TOOK TO UNDERSTAND IT BROTHA! Now next time she ask you if you want to get something to eat, reply “Ok, would like Italian Bratwurst? or American JOHNSONVILLE BRATWURST? Or you more in the mood for breakfast style dinner and settle for SAUSAGES with 2 BIG HARD EGGS?🤣
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Don't be embarrassed. You were right on the money you bought flowers and stayed a gentleman.
OMG, I'm a 70 year old great-grandmother. This had me in tears I was laughing so hard and my tummy hurt. Silly boy 😂🤣
I'm 63 and Im doing the same as you. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!
Me too 😂❤🇳🇿
67 HERE! I LAUGHED TILL THE TEARS RAN DOWN MY LEGS!!😮😅😂❤
@@lady_id.dixiet_dixt 🤣😉
OMG I'M PEEING MYSELF WITH 😂..this is some funny shit !!!
Somebody clone this man, he’s too damn cute! 😊
Amen to that!!!
Yes he needs cloned. 😊
Yes. I want to marry him. He is the man I've been looking for. A God fearing gentleman who is 6'+. I have a soft spot for gentle giants. He is a awesome country boy who loves his country & will treat a woman right.
You will, after all, didn't Hank Williams sing, " a country boy can survive." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Never ever fails to make me laugh!!
Like it told my wife, unless it's got lights and a sign that says "Come and get it", us men are damn near clueless lol. Dollop of daisy tho lmao. That's awesome!
Lights and a sign.😂😂
@@daisy1022
Bright lights and a huge sign.
The men that "can see the signs" are rarely the ones women want "seeing anything,"
I feel for my brothers from Bhurat.
I remember a few times i was clueless then later figured out what they meant. Two of them were beautiful women, you know the kind that makes you drive your car up a light pole. One of them wanted to teach me how to drive a yellow VW bug. I was so clueless that the next day when i was telling my father about it he literally smacked me in the head and called me a dumbass. I'm sure my father showed great restraint when he had to explain to me what i had passed up. I wasn't smart enuff to figure out she had no intention of me driving her car. The only other woman i know that had a bigger, nicer chest is her sister.
I'm laughing so hard. Been laughing after she said tacos. Feels like a bless your heart moment 😂
Me too and I’m old enough to be his mother. 😂
Definitely, one of those moments...I'm still rollin'. :D
Definitely one of those moments
Think that he was rattled?
She meant the taco stand @ the Y, 😂😂😂😂.
You are a gentleman. Thank God for your family values. Please don't adjust or change that about you.
Agreed you should be proud of yourself you didn't know, not embarrassed. Thank you for being a gentleman who respects others.
Amen to both these comments!
AMEN! ANY MOM WOULD LOVE to have Zach as a Soninlaw ❤
I’m with you guys. He should be proud.
Question is..did he take advantage of the taco😂😂
Love your old soul. Old Fashion men are hard to find. True Southern man
I bet you will never look at sour cream the same way, again.
ROFLMAO
Right! Lol, some people like hot sauce on their taco...js!!
Lol was gonna say the same thing
😂
Me neither!
Omg! You have me laughing so hard, I can't breathe! I'm dying over here and my dog is looking at me like I've lost my shit!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅
So is mine right now !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the words of the great Hank Williams Jr..”a country boy will survive” haha 😂
As long as he's got his half a gallon of sour cream he will! 🤣 Im surprised he didnt ask her if she wanted a100 dollups of daisy! Oh my i cant stop laughing!
A gentleman with morals, class and standards.
There's hope for the world!!!
He's a gift and inspiration.
Don't flirt when hungry 😜
For food!😂
Not the dollop of daisy 😂
I done pissed myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@reeferman42078 hilarious 😂
LMAO. 🤣
Oh yes it was!!!⁉️🥴
😂😂😂
Oh, bless your heart Zach. You are a true old school man and that is something to be proud of.
Agree
Here's another one if she tries again "cookie" DOES NOT mean go to the store and buy milk . HAHAHA
😂 I work I food stamps and tell the young dumb girls to stop giving free samples of their cookies and milk all the time😂
😅😅😅😅
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Poor man, every time he heard the words “ sour cream” from now on, he will flash backs. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m 62 and figured she wasn’t talking real tacos 2 minutes in. Dude you are a keeper and she is a very lucky woman. So adorable 😅
Call Her! She is a keeper. You are a gentleman. Your mama taught you right.
Awww, Zach, you're too sweet. This is killing me...1/2gallon of sourcream...🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG CAN YOU BE ANY MORE ADORABLE!!!!! HAHAHA. At least she was able to bring you back and y'all went out. I am 41 and even I knew what she was doing!!
I'm a 55 year old woman and even I knew what she meant! 😂 Poor guy is adorable. Clueless once in a while, but adorable.
Yeah I caught up to what she was saying as well . This sounds just like that his was Sara bear as he called . She was watching Madagascar when he walked with just his gunbelt on ready until a song played and she started laughing.
@@RuthArdis-wp5sx👍👍🤣🤣🤣 I remember that one.
Lol... Bless your heart! I knew what she meant. You're adorable, Zack.
45, and I knew. But I am a woman.
I am cryin' laughing! Sour cream will be never be the same from this moment on.....😂😂
👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
No it won't, for any of us! Lol
😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂Laughing and going awww at the same time. He's too cute 😊😂
I’m older than you and I would’ve been so confused also. Our generation when it’s time to eat we eat ..food! LOL
ROTFLMAO 😂😂😂
I'm younger and to me food is food. She did sound flirty, but my mind still thought she was talking dinner not hook up 😂
Oh you sweet man... There is a precious, sweet, gentle soul out there just waiting for you to find her and spend your lives together. Until then, PLEASE keep sharing and letting us laugh along with you!
Not her, though. She's too "fast".😮💨
Honey I'm 66+... And I knew where this was going....way before cell phones and wink wink. You are not old....But very Adorable 🥰
Ahhh bless your heart! I'm in the same boat. I have been divorced for 13 years. I totally swore off dating while I raised my four boys. I just got out into the dating game and keep in mind the last time I dated, you got a dudes pager number, so this is all foreign to me. They actually have a training manual online, just Google it, and it will tell you all the translations for the emojis and what certain phrases mean when it comes to sexy times. She sounds like a nice girl because she didn't get offended or upset She just said let's go get you tacos baby.😂🤣😂🤣
Dollop of daisy had me screaming!
Git half way through this video and had to restart it so my husband could listen also. We laughed so hard😂😂😂so funny.
Thanks for starting this 3 day weekend. I'm laughing so hard I pee my pants. Zach let her know. You don't beat around the bush.
And take her to pound town.
You are just the sweetest!!! I started laughing at the word Taco...I knew what she meant. At least she found humor in the situation. 😘
Zach, I swear I gave you a shirt in September 2023 to help you out with this....😂😂😂
Also, please don't lose the innocence/southern gentleman!!!
Oh dear heart, you make me smile. She sounds amazing, and will definitely keep you young! My hubby of 18 years always does his best to have one entire day of the week set aside for our relationship. We call it Sunday Funday, and the Lord approves!
My response would be to this lady would be, "would you like a hot dog". Hey man, you found one who has a sense of humor, and likes to play. Roll with it. Semper Fi.
I'm 53 & even I knew exactly what she meant. You missed out on a great time!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought tacos 🌮 met food. 😅 I don't know what sexy talk is either.
My god, nobody tell him what Taco refers to. He's too pure. Meanwhile I have been around on- *_AND_* off-line. So I know something he doesn't. Regardless, him saying "I'll never mentally recover from this" at the end is relatable for all of us. And god-damn hilarious.
I folded so many times in ways that not even a fictional monster that's being read about by another monster in an HP Lovecraft horror book could comprehend.
This was too good. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Poor Zach!!! Somebody give him the book😂😂😂😂
This puts a WHOLE new spin on tacos and sour cream, doesn't it Zach. 😂😂😂😂😂
It is a few minutes before 11 pm and I am trying SOOO hard not to wake my husband up, I am DYING laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
Zach, you’re just so adorable. And baby, I’m older than you and knew exactly where this conversation was going. This isn’t new talk. 💖🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm 71 years old and I haven't laughed so much in years!😊
BAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣😂!! You made my Day! She is definitely a Keeper 😉
Oh Zach, when a girl offers only ONE tacho instead of saying what restaurant she would like to go too, that's code for....You can dip your French fry in her Ketchup!!!!😅😅😅
Happened to me twice and I had completely missed the memo.......
Taco, singular=sexy time.
Tacos plural = Mexican restaurant.
😆 🤣
That was funny. I'm 52 and know that.
Bru u got me DYING N HERE🤣🤣🤣🤣the way u tell stories is on point…PERIOD 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
In tears and snorting 😂
Don’t be embarrassed, you stay a gentleman and obviously she still cares about you. She wants to go out again. Flowers and a dollop of daisy is too cute. Got to love that little story!!! ❤
My dear, I'm an OLD broad & at the very BEGINNING of your story, I knew EXACTLY where it was going, so I was laughing so hard all through it I was crying. OMG!!! You are just the absolute cutest thang young man. I LOVE your stories! Don't EVER stop being YOU! YOU are absolutely PERFECT just as you are & deep down you know that you are the kind of man women REALLY want. I know this because you even did a video about it. LOL Much love to ya! 💕✝️💕
LMFAO! I knew what she meant right away when she sent the emote after taco's. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my gosh!!!! I watched this while on the treadmill…I’m wheezing!!! 😂🤣😅
Oh my God
I laughed so hard I cried 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...You are absolutely hilarious...🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
Honey you are so sweet & naive. The taco's are her bottom half😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m darn near 70 a grandma and an aunt to but I’ve never laughed so hard in a while. Just to show that some men are still gentleman. You’re darn cute dude 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh oh, 😏 Taco 🌮, specially after she says door will be unlocked🏘️..............🏃.
Lmfao😂😅 youll recover but omg thats freaking funny ad shit. Lesson learned, the nexy time she says tacos, ya know whay she actually Wants! 😂roflmao!!!
I'm 74, mercy!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry sweetie. You are so adorable. ❤❤❤❤
Oh I am so sorry for laughing my ass off at this but I would have done the exact same thing as you. That is why it is so funny 😂 I feel for you buddy.
I'm 69, female, and I didn't know what was going on. I was TOTALLY clueless.....sigh.....I guess that explains a lot of things in my life.😊
Bless your clueless heart! You are adorable!
I think she just fell 10 times more in love with you!!! ❤❤
Lmfao 😂. This is hilarious 😂. You're too cute. My husband is equally clueless with this stuff.
You just never disappoint brother! Had me cracking up, and feeling bad for you simultaneously. Now you know what a taco reference is though, chalk it up as a win, for learning something new, then knock her damn socks off the next time around!
I really needed this laugh!! Love how you were thinking something innocent. 🤣🤣🤣
I think you may have needed to call gramma I am sure she would have got it! roflmbo!!!!
💯. Gammy would know
Or uncle Ronnie.
I'm 72 and I didn't know!
Oh no Zach!!! You poor thing!! She was giving you lots of hints with those winks!! 😂😂😂
Lmao 😂 Your 1st clue was the singular “taco.” Nobody ever eats one taco 🌮 lol.
She done wanna corrupt you young man! Stand your ground. OMG 🤣. It would be nice to think there is still some naïveté and semi innocent adults out there that don’t think normal things have dual perverse meanings.
I love your rants! Proper use of UA-cam lol
Omg I hvnt laugh this much in ages😂😂😂. This is what is wrong today. No courting like in the old days,I was raised the old school way and proud of it.
Zach, you've got to calm down ! Please don't be upset with yourself. You were a true gentleman. I'm so proud of you. There's nothing wrong with not knowing what she meant. It just goes to show that you were raised to be a gentleman. And don't be embarrassed about that situation bc there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Please stay just the way you are ! Do not change the way you are. You are perfect, just the way you are.
LMAO, I love all of your escapades😂😂😂😂
Im dead……. You can’t make that up. Hysterical 🤣🤣🤣
I so need a man like him..hell I'm from Southern Oklahoma country girl, can cook and love a hilarious man. I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Me too! There seems to be zero men like this down our way (I'm also from Southern Oklahoma)
Awe poor Zach…as soon as she says “taco” i immediately knew what she meant!!! You’ll learn Grasshopper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm 80 years old and I Laughed my Ass off 😂😂😂😂
I love your traditional values!!! Don’t change that!! It is hard to find guys like you!! Thank you for being that way!!
Ask Uncle Ronnie. He will help you out!
Thankfully you are a Gentleman Zach ! ❤Stay You Honey!
TOO FUNNY... I'm sorry Zack. LOL
She’s a keeper! She wasn’t laughing at you she was laughing with you! ❤❤😂 what a great story
I knew exactly what she was talking about!😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂😂🤣🤦 I cannot even stop laughing that's the best thing I've heard in a month that is the most adorable sweetest funniest OMFG I cannot I'm in tears that is THE BEST I HURT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
I'm only at 1:52 but I already know what she meant😂😂😂😂😂and I can't f-ing breathe I'm laughing to hard, sweet Zach. My husband was like that to when we first got together he didn't know how or just didn't dirty talk but I helped him lmao😂😂
You are a rare man. Where do they grow them like you? 😊
This. Country. Boy. Is. Real. Cool. Guy 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop I'm about to pee my pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm getting hungry now where's my wife😂😂😂😂
It's late, 1:02 midnight!!! I'm trying to not wake up my man, and the dog! Your killing me⁉️ thank you⁉️⁉️2❣️🥴❣️😜❣️
I’m old and I can’t stop laughing! I can just see you standing there with your chin on the floor and your eyes popped out of your head!! Sure makes me glad I’m thru that stage in life!!! lololo
I'm 65 and as soon as you started to tell the story I know what she had in mind. Your not old just dumb. You call her back and go for taco.
She's sounds like she was cool with it; trust me, she was NOT laughing at you, she was laughing at how adorable the situation was!! 👍🏽 💖
The only response to her message should be "whatever you wanna do, darlin'!"
😂😂 omg!! Best laugh I've had in a really long time! Bless ur heart!! U will recover, I promise!!
Just make sure it's not a fish/guacamole taco that smells super funcky😂😂
lmao if it is Run homie she been with the entire town lmao
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When you want Mexican and she's serving seafood😭😭
LOL, boy, am I glad your content is showing up in my feed. You're a hoot! 😅😂😂❤
Zach, honey you need a wingwoman. Filter all messages through the wingwoman so you'll know what's up. You'll be fine, just breathe. ❤
I am laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face! This is hysterical!!!
I'm dying laughing!
I know what you mean I was too .
Man....I'm much older than you buy, I knew the code word. Now, I'm laughing so hard at you, I've crapped my pants.
Son, You need to *RUN* from that woman...she's NOT a God fearing LADY!
Aww bless your southern clueless heart for the sexy texting bit. It made me laugh so much as one day it will for you too. I have watched this clip several times now. Because I missed so many bits from laughing so damn hard. Don't stop dating this woman she sounds like so much fun for you.
Honestly, you should run from a woman like that.
yah, you need a real girl who won't wake up with her face smeared all over the pillow.
@wano2363 with a side of disease?
Shouldn't have even stayed I would have said sure here's your sour cream. Byeeee
Not. Wifey material
@@anitaleach2745 Surely not, men will marry them anyway. They destroy the men, then throw em back. Then most men think all women will do the same.
🤣 OMG!! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN FROM THE MOMENT SHE SENT THE WINKING EMOJI 😉! Bra! You now know how to SEXY TALK!👊 THATS ALL IT TOOK TO UNDERSTAND IT BROTHA! Now next time she ask you if you want to get something to eat, reply
“Ok, would like Italian Bratwurst? or American JOHNSONVILLE BRATWURST? Or you more in the mood for breakfast style dinner and settle for SAUSAGES with 2 BIG HARD EGGS?🤣