Säkkijärven Polkka but you're off your face on Pervitin

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  • @TheCoackroach
    @TheCoackroach 3 місяці тому +2860

    Some say the Cocaine Bear was the world's deadliest predator for ten minutes, but Pervitin-Finn was the deadliest person alive for over a week.

    • @raymartcarreon6069
      @raymartcarreon6069 3 місяці тому +61

      ​@@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind that paragraph isn't doing him justice considering how many things happened to him on that 400km journey

    • @mikeneidlinger8857
      @mikeneidlinger8857 3 місяці тому +10

      This guy should be code name Assassin!

    • @rays5073
      @rays5073 3 місяці тому +18

      THE PERVI-FINN!

    • @thecourier3152
      @thecourier3152 3 місяці тому +5

      TWO weeks

    • @yetipotato8567
      @yetipotato8567 Місяць тому +9

      And they said 40k eversor assassins are unrealistic

  • @Kronos921
    @Kronos921 3 місяці тому +1615

    Soviet Conscript "The snow is not just talking, IT'S FUCKING SCREAMING!"

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy 3 місяці тому +1349

    "fallout is so unrealistic, drugs don't give you superpowers!"
    meanwhile in finland...

    • @DrBright5558
      @DrBright5558 3 місяці тому +93

      Drugs quite literally give you superpowers, but at a cost.

    • @waterwatereverywhere3574
      @waterwatereverywhere3574 2 місяці тому +13

      ​@@DrBright5558 at what cost...

    • @DrBright5558
      @DrBright5558 2 місяці тому +42

      @@waterwatereverywhere3574 General health and all the negative effects of drug use.

    • @V3lk0n
      @V3lk0n 2 місяці тому +10

      "Finlandia Finlandia"

    • @metonAlternate
      @metonAlternate Місяць тому

      @@waterwatereverywhere3574 Well, ask the germans. They had pervitin that is pure medicinal grade methamphetamine in general stores through out the late 20s all the way to the end of the war. German soldiers and housewives popped them like candy. The devastation to their dopaminergic system was such that most of them were chronically severly depressed and unable to feel any sort of joy for years, 2-10 years after cessation of intake. Women killing their babies and men killing themselves was a pandemic in germany after the war.
      There were also tests on combining oxycontin (its rather weird it still has a patent today when it was already free back in the 40s buts thats just us fascism), cocaine and methamphetamine to create a supersoldier pill which would allow soldiers to march with out stopping for several days on end.
      The concoction worked, the test group it was issued to according to doctors orders marched for I think 5 or 7 days nonstop with food and water intake scaled appropriately.
      The entire battle group, it was a large one can't remember the size, collapsed and was unable to move or even stand up for two weeks despite given more pills and IV hydration.
      There's both short term and long term devastation to your body. This is somewhat integrated into fallouts mechanics, with chem addiction and perks which either increase your chemical resistance to addiction and lower boost of drugs or vice versa, increase sensitivity meaning drugs last longer with the caveat you develop addiction faster.
      Meaning you need to keep taking it or you're constantly fatigued with out it.

  • @Shiftinggers
    @Shiftinggers 3 місяці тому +1138

    "Aimo has a life-altering revelation that he has been put on this planet to do two things and two things only: outrun the Soviets and steal catalytic converters and those aren't going to be invented for like another 35 years" - Chubby Electron Guy

    • @hurricaneace143
      @hurricaneace143 2 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn Місяць тому +3

      Where is the catalytic converter line from?

    • @Shiftinggers
      @Shiftinggers Місяць тому +17

      @@VRichardsn The Fat Electrician

    • @ubblebungus
      @ubblebungus Місяць тому +1

      idk why they didnt just use the actual audio from The Fat Electrician's video, since they used his exact words for this video

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      U see his squad got back home safe n sound?

  • @thatonesub
    @thatonesub 3 місяці тому +1524

    RAHHH WHAT THE HELL IS AN OVERDOSE 🎿🎿🗣🗣🔥🇫🇮🇫🇮🔥🗣🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

    • @Anti_NAQ
      @Anti_NAQ 3 місяці тому +37

      We call it dedication here 😤

    • @mikeneidlinger8857
      @mikeneidlinger8857 3 місяці тому +30

      He was gifted the Meth secretly by twin sisters.

    • @kieranhouliston3065
      @kieranhouliston3065 3 місяці тому +13

      He actually did overdose, he was the first soldier documented to overdose

    • @maimoonabaqir811
      @maimoonabaqir811 Місяць тому +4

      PERKELE🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

  • @marilynmitchell4932
    @marilynmitchell4932 3 місяці тому +897

    “Is that a drugged up finish solider on skis?”
    “No, that’s every day.”

    • @Eboreg2
      @Eboreg2 3 місяці тому +22

      "I don't have enough time to even care about this..."

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      Talkin bout drugged soldier? How bout russian? Stalin and Putin? Huh?!

  • @johnronald9767
    @johnronald9767 3 місяці тому +506

    Imagine being a Soviet conscript, and your first contact with the enemy involves seeing a crazed injured Finnish soldier on skis who is out running a BT-7, screaming straight into and through your local command headquarters

    • @hurricaneace143
      @hurricaneace143 2 місяці тому +15

      😂😂😂 The level of WTAF that would have been on my face seeing that ish😂

    • @mitchellwright5478
      @mitchellwright5478 2 місяці тому +17

      PERKELE

    • @QuercusCorvus
      @QuercusCorvus 2 місяці тому +36

      “Ugh, how did I get assigned to this post? Nothing ever happens here…”
      “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“
      “…What the actual FU-“

    • @esauce3850
      @esauce3850 Місяць тому

      I would immediately shit more bricks than NYC and run away praying for God to save me

    • @konstantinriumin2657
      @konstantinriumin2657 Місяць тому +20

      And then realizing that you are not a Soviet conscipt, you are drug-fueled hallucination in the mind of that Finnish soldier

  • @fnghowdy1603
    @fnghowdy1603 3 місяці тому +388

    P E R K E L E

    • @Kus199
      @Kus199 2 місяці тому +5

      PERKELEE🗣🔥🔥🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🔥🔥

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 Місяць тому +3

      OI SATANA

  • @starfox6478
    @starfox6478 3 місяці тому +628

    This reminds me of that one idea to have an olympics with no restrictions on substances to see what the human body can really do

    • @DrBright5558
      @DrBright5558 3 місяці тому +66

      That sounds ledgendary

    • @sockenpuppe1057
      @sockenpuppe1057 3 місяці тому +27

      lol sounds Fun untill u try to wrangle the Drugt up to the starting Line .. AND then try to tell them the Race is over and the dint Win ...

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 3 місяці тому +25

      Let's see just how high a human can jump.

    • @nukran6055
      @nukran6055 3 місяці тому +40

      Mmm drugmaxxing

    • @kiankier7330
      @kiankier7330 3 місяці тому +5

      so like some of older olympics?

  • @WeeabooShipPoster
    @WeeabooShipPoster 3 місяці тому +769

    The best part about this story is that there were no other soldiers that could recount this tale except Allan, so as far as we know, this very much could’ve also all been a hallucination and he just went into the woods, passed out and woke up a week later.

    • @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
      @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 3 місяці тому +66

      Yeah, we only know that meth is helluva drug

    • @aleksiheija8170
      @aleksiheija8170 3 місяці тому +238

      Well there is some merit to it. After all He was found 400km away from his last seen location

    • @tannerraque4348
      @tannerraque4348 3 місяці тому +206

      @@aleksiheija8170And I’d imagine he didn’t exactly fake being injured by a land mine or suffering from severe starvation.

    • @aleksiheija8170
      @aleksiheija8170 3 місяці тому +17

      @@tannerraque4348 Indeed.

    • @shahraiyan4794
      @shahraiyan4794 3 місяці тому +51

      His recount is debatable but he definitely went on one hell of an adventure

  • @joelhessling4709
    @joelhessling4709 3 місяці тому +300

    i love the part when he gets into a fist fight with a wolverine for a few hours just to later realise it was a tree branch.

    • @grimmreaper3241
      @grimmreaper3241 3 місяці тому +40

      He beat the wolverine and tree so hard he only found tree branch after.

    • @jakobofcincy
      @jakobofcincy 3 місяці тому +12

      and broke his compass in the process...

  • @maximodomiguez4079
    @maximodomiguez4079 2 місяці тому +104

    the fact that this was a real story and that this dude was the closest a human beign was to an Bio-analog equivalent of cyberpsychosis and lived to tell the tales is awesome

  • @NeverDarling
    @NeverDarling 3 місяці тому +355

    The Fallout drug sound at the end was the "icing" on the cake

    • @V3lk0n
      @V3lk0n 2 місяці тому +5

      That's gotta be the "coldest" pun ever.

  • @randomguyonyoutube4701
    @randomguyonyoutube4701 3 місяці тому +631

    pov:you almost crossed enemy lines without noticing

    • @AleksKieca
      @AleksKieca 3 місяці тому +18

      While high and you realize the enemy soldier standing before you I just a pile of snow

  • @gwiazdapioun2127
    @gwiazdapioun2127 3 місяці тому +300

    Fun fact, after WW2 the majority of veterans who developed substance abuse problems were addicted to morphine and other kinds of painkillers, to alleviate various injuries they sustained in combat. The only exception was Finland, where most drug-addicted vets overdosed on Pervitin during long winter patrols.

    • @itskyansaro
      @itskyansaro 3 місяці тому +42

      That's... dark.
      Like their half-year Winters.

    • @christiaan12321
      @christiaan12321 Місяць тому +10

      Same for Japan. In fact, their entire post-war economic boom ran on meth, and it remained an enormous issue for decades.
      It's quite possibly the main reason anyone ever kept up with their crazy work hours.

    • @evanfreshman2450
      @evanfreshman2450 Місяць тому

      It was pretty common, the US air force was cycling on amphetamines during their missions to stay alert and barbiturates when they were supposed to rest. People have been abusing drugs since we discovered alcohol.

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому +2

      Yeah, i aint veteran.. But everythin is broken.. And Kids are throwin me with rocks and tell me To get an Job... I dont want his mail anymore.

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      ​@@itskyansaroused To be. And as an kid we sometimes skiid 20-30 km and were In 20-25 - celsiusta... We didnt have drugs.

  • @Irongaze86
    @Irongaze86 3 місяці тому +235

    You need to see a picture of this man. It was photographed before his drug trip but he definitely looks like the kind of maniac to go on a drug fueled skiing frenzy.

    • @ChrisMathers3501
      @ChrisMathers3501 3 місяці тому +49

      "That's not hair gel. He just moves that fast now."

    • @gwiazdapioun2127
      @gwiazdapioun2127 3 місяці тому +28

      I think I saw that pic with a comment "Those are the eyes of a man who saw God and laughed"

    • @davidiceberg2744
      @davidiceberg2744 2 місяці тому +16

      @@gwiazdapioun2127 "who saw God, spit in his face and skied away as quickly as possible."

    • @radicalgremlin6440
      @radicalgremlin6440 2 місяці тому +13

      Fun fact he was given the sqauds supply as he hated the stuff, and refused to use it. He only used it because he needed to help his sqaud. He accidentally took the whole pack in the dark.

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      ​@@davidiceberg2744A god Stalin? Piss Off!

  • @ОлегКозлов-ю9т
    @ОлегКозлов-ю9т 3 місяці тому +136

    Russian swearing in the background makes it even better. Like they are desperatr to catch up

    • @TheKiller1922
      @TheKiller1922 День тому +1

      "Not so fast suka, my blyatokhods are failing!"

  • @ballpen04
    @ballpen04 3 місяці тому +806

    allan most likely felt like the free bird solo in itself

    • @mariusionita266
      @mariusionita266 3 місяці тому +16

      He became the freebird solo.

    • @JordanPayne-y2w
      @JordanPayne-y2w 3 місяці тому +5

      FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

    • @Puistokemisti
      @Puistokemisti 3 місяці тому +22

      Ironically he also ate a bird raw while collapsed in snow lol

    • @jubisvaldo5450
      @jubisvaldo5450 3 місяці тому +12

      Allan Törni was the soldier of 3 armies
      I'm pretty sure the pervitin dude was Aimo Koivunen

    • @JordanPayne-y2w
      @JordanPayne-y2w 3 місяці тому

      @@jubisvaldo5450r/whooooosh

  • @trungluongquang606
    @trungluongquang606 3 місяці тому +356

    This dude singlehandedly carry entire pill stack for the trip to become a super soldier

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 3 місяці тому +6

      "I can do this all day..."
      (Pops another fistful of 'fet) 😳🤯

    • @ShishouDzukiZaManako
      @ShishouDzukiZaManako Місяць тому

      i've played RPGs that was a quest item; he used it at the right time.
      he knew what he had. XD

  • @menderbugistheking1668
    @menderbugistheking1668 3 місяці тому +157

    The landmine effect was crazy

  • @Max-ke3ty
    @Max-ke3ty Місяць тому +29

    I am so fucking impressed with 1:44 - “JUMALAUTA! JUMALAUTA!”
    In Finnish it’s pretty much “AHHH FUCK! FUUUUUCK!” which is super appropriate for the situation. The detail in these is insane.

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      VITTU saatana perkele!!! VITTU jumalauta kiinnostaa ku kilo paskaa! Saatana!

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      Oh and i am an finn

    • @chryssalidbait8765
      @chryssalidbait8765 12 днів тому

      Not just that. It's the sound clip from the 'Kahen kilon siika' meme video.

  • @valtsur08
    @valtsur08 3 місяці тому +139

    I BEEN WAITING FOR FINLAND TO GET ITS OWN VIDEO AND WHAT BETTER THAN AIMO KOIVUNEN THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

    • @salvete-bellum-aeturnum
      @salvete-bellum-aeturnum 3 місяці тому +23

      Dude, you missed the perfect pun: The man, the meth, the legend

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      ​@@salvete-bellum-aeturnumblabla, i can tell u about drugabuse In russian and u. S military...

  • @clarkegaming9579
    @clarkegaming9579 3 місяці тому +160

    Jesus Christ this guy should NOT have survived...
    SOMEHOW, he lived to 71 years old

    • @LakeNatronHotSprings
      @LakeNatronHotSprings 2 місяці тому +4

      The Finnish truly are something else aren't they? Tough as nails!!!

    • @J-fu7fm
      @J-fu7fm 2 місяці тому

      Don't Blaspheme

    • @LakeNatronHotSprings
      @LakeNatronHotSprings Місяць тому +2

      @@J-fu7fm the Finnish are an amazing people and an amazing nation with an amazing history. Period. And I will fight anyone on this.
      Anyways I send well wishes and peace to you.

    • @chryssalidbait8765
      @chryssalidbait8765 12 днів тому

      @@LakeNatronHotSprings He wasn't talking to you. He was referring to Clarke using Jesus' name in vain. Some people are kinda touchy about that.

    • @morratrako5652
      @morratrako5652 День тому

      Joke gets better when you realise that he lived 71 years and had a nine children. His libido must have been like from here to alfa centaurii after that overdose.

  • @ILYSHKA_
    @ILYSHKA_ 3 місяці тому +81

    Man said "Nah, I'd ski"

  • @TruckerMike089
    @TruckerMike089 3 місяці тому +81

    Dude you really outdid yourself here. Love this

  • @juanatethejetdryer7580
    @juanatethejetdryer7580 3 місяці тому +113

    POV: you missed a shot and hit a beehive instead

  • @anthonyhayes1267
    @anthonyhayes1267 Місяць тому +13

    "Officer, I swear the meth is for reenactment purposes only."

  • @AndréFajardo-t4w
    @AndréFajardo-t4w 3 місяці тому +60

    In Perkele we trust.

  • @bobyoufu
    @bobyoufu 3 місяці тому +63

    FINLANDIA, one of my favorite country, thank you for this CHEF D'OEUVRE

  • @northernshield5414
    @northernshield5414 Місяць тому +16

    For those wondering "why didn't Aimo take controlled doses?", he couldn't. The freezing temperature had made the pills stick together. And being desperate he decided "Fug it" and consumed the whole block at once

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 6 днів тому

      Besides, people back then didn't have access to information about such things like today. Most of the time the medics just distribute the drug and say don't take more than the recommended dosage don't explain what would happen if you do. If you don't know about that you'd probably think it can't be worse than taking two spoons of cough syrup instead of one.

  • @CURFV
    @CURFV 3 місяці тому +38

    This might be the earliest sighting of the "gas station zaza"

  • @Yes-vx2un
    @Yes-vx2un 2 місяці тому +34

    Its still ridiculous to me how a Finnish guy tweaking on drugs just kinda becomes an unkillabel menace

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому +1

      Hey Ho lets Go! Blitzkrieg ringin A Bell?

    • @bosknight7837
      @bosknight7837 16 днів тому +2

      Tbh that’s just finns in general

  • @joshuag8106
    @joshuag8106 3 місяці тому +30

    Now this is epic, my boss chewed me out today for “not doing enough.” I’ll show her. Been blitzing the back rooms with this on repeat. Thank you history feels!

  • @mekanic5124
    @mekanic5124 3 місяці тому +24

    ten dislikes are soviets who had to deal with allan and are still salty about it

  • @metonAlternate
    @metonAlternate Місяць тому +13

    My grandfather was a radio carrying remote reconnaissance commando during the winter and especially during the continuation war. He was issued a Suomi SMG, as many drums as he could carry, food rations for a week or whatever, in addition to the 25kgs of radio and batteries he was carrying. And meth. A lot of meth. As he was going deep into enemy territory and to their rear. Alone. Usually using a bicycle or a motorcycle but sometimes on foot or on skis.
    No other support, other than a Fokker biplane recon aircraft, which could give some fire support from the rear gunner, which was also the radio officer of the plane, the plane transferred the info he morse coded out, out several hundred kilometers away, usually up to around a thousand klicks all the way to Helsinki itself and the central military command, on where russians were moving their larger elements and of course to the nearest artillery battery fire control. Meaning my grandfather was most likely, with others like him, personally responsible for thousands of losses on russian side at a time. Because thanks to him, both artillery and the war command was made aware of russian movements, practically in real time. His and others like him most likely have a KD ratio of around 10 000 / 0. :D Oh, neat thing here is my grandfather on the ground was the commanding officer of that biplane, not the other way around. Which gave this operation unique independence and ability to avoid the enemy and stay undetected for elongated periods of time due to the plane operating upon his orders and not some dimwit theoretician from afar, with no idea what the fuck was going on in the field. And also, ability to strike with precision.
    Motherfucker must have been running on meth, especially after the russians heard his transmissions and he knew he had to get the fuck outta dodge fucking fast. And often returned with empty drums from these trips. He had a signature burn from the Suomi SMG barrel shroud, running across his left hand. Meaning he was firing holding the thing sideways, to assure no ejection issues, and from the barrel and emptying drum after drum into incoming russians, until the barrel literally burned through his mittens and scorched his skin. Fortunately the Suomi has a quick release for swapping the barrel. LOL
    He died of lead poisoning at age 89 after an artillery shell shard they were unable to remove at the time, started to de-encapsulate and melt into his bloodstream. :D As they were unable to capture or kill him using simple foot or motorized patrols looking for him, they resorted to just mass artillery bombardment in the general direction they thought his transmissions were coming from.
    Another finn, outrunning the russians. And artillery bombardments, mostly succesfully. With meth.

  • @ihavenoideaonhowtonamemyself
    @ihavenoideaonhowtonamemyself 3 місяці тому +43

    Now this is what i want to fall asleep to.

  • @pcpasix
    @pcpasix 15 днів тому +2

    Now this is quality content, perkele!

  • @NowhereInTexas
    @NowhereInTexas 2 місяці тому +15

    I used to be homeless and I can attest that meth will either keep you warm, numb you to the cold, or just keep you moving enough that your sweat won't even be able to freeze.

    • @HistoryFeels
      @HistoryFeels  2 місяці тому +8

      Sorry to hear that man I hope you're in a better place now

  • @ivangorodokin7605
    @ivangorodokin7605 3 місяці тому +22

    Fallout "You have become addicted..." notifications was such a nice touch.
    Also, all the stories I hear about Finns fighting Soviets sound like pure fucking fictions, but are in fact true. I love it.

  • @Killjoy45
    @Killjoy45 16 днів тому +3

    Officer: Remember! Take only one pill! I repeat it: ONLY ONE!
    *Takes out huge clump of pills*
    Finnish soldier: Well, technically it's one pill...

  • @nicholas2827
    @nicholas2827 Місяць тому +5

    “The humans are getting weirder than usual “- the reindeer watching it unfold

  • @TheWellDweller
    @TheWellDweller 3 місяці тому +18

    I heard that audio of the Finnish cops trying to stop that drunk guy on a bike you ain't sneaky

  • @_STYX_1
    @_STYX_1 2 місяці тому +10

    "Drugs aren't useful!"
    This dude:

  • @darkjack37
    @darkjack37 3 місяці тому +18

    This is going in the Säkkijärven Polkka playlist, love the editing once more.

  • @shoretroopercaptaintarras1876
    @shoretroopercaptaintarras1876 2 місяці тому +6

    Florida man can take on ten normal americans, and Australian man can take on five florida men, but this Finnish man could solo all of them
    By far one of your best videos yet btw

  • @acetar574
    @acetar574 2 місяці тому +11

    "The bewildered Russians just stared in disbelief." 🤣
    Aimo, high as God's b*lls, zooming past the camp: "Yli peltojen, vetten ja tunturien, aina Hangosta Petsamoon!"
    Russian soldiers, when Aimo's voice is already fading into the forest: "Huh... that happened."

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 Місяць тому +4

      “Comrade, pass the vodka. I have no idea what the blyat I just saw but I’m not going to be sober when I tell the commissar.”

  • @kyrios443
    @kyrios443 3 місяці тому +24

    1:22, and of course there is a girls une panzer reference XD

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 3 місяці тому +41

    Relevant story time: So this one time, my Nat’l Guard unit was doing a 12-mile ruck march, as one does. One of my squadmates decided to convince the idiot 18-year-old that was me to pack not one but four Zyns in addition to the two Bangs I had just chugged. I don’t think I stopped sprinting until mile 5.

    • @____________838
      @____________838 3 місяці тому +3

      A fuckin’ Bang!? Where the hell was your Rip-Its!?

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 місяці тому

      @@____________838 Not found at a a local 7/11 at 4:30 AM

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 Місяць тому

      @@____________838 They don’t stock Rip-Its at Oregon 7/11’s.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 Місяць тому

      @@____________838 Oregon 7/11’s don’t stock them.

    • @____________838
      @____________838 Місяць тому

      @@jamesharding3459 that’s why you get them at the PX, bro, not to mention tax-free

  • @iamthe1337est
    @iamthe1337est 3 місяці тому +59

    Waltzing Matilda but your mineshaft is collapsing on the Ballarat goldfields

    • @mathewferstl7042
      @mathewferstl7042 3 місяці тому +3

      I reckon the eureka stockade has more potential

    • @セキウン
      @セキウン 3 місяці тому +3

      @@mathewferstl7042 eureka stockade def has more potential, or Long Tan w/ audio interspersed from Danger Close: The Battle of Long Tan (great movie btw)

  • @metonAlternate
    @metonAlternate Місяць тому +7

    "pERKELE! SIIHEN ET KOSKE!" is Perkele, you won't touch that or you can't touch that. :D

  • @blackegret666
    @blackegret666 3 місяці тому +27

    The Aimo Koivunen Experience™

  • @orenoishadoukuurass
    @orenoishadoukuurass 18 днів тому +2

    The meds were so strong he even met a 2nd gen Pokémon 50 years before Pokémon came out

  • @chryssalidbait8765
    @chryssalidbait8765 11 днів тому +1

    Also, an amusing thing to note. This is a version of Säkkijärven Polkka with lyrics.
    The lyrics were written for the song after the war. Meaning, you are on so much Pervitin in this situation that your mind traveled to the future to get a soundtrack for the trip.

  • @Anon26535
    @Anon26535 Місяць тому +3

    Some say pep powder, some say meth
    Take too much, it's a painful death
    Just enough, you'll fight for a week without rest
    Sakkijarven polka!

  • @AutisticJester77
    @AutisticJester77 3 місяці тому +15

    The revive sounds from battlefield were an awesome touch

  • @naquada4626
    @naquada4626 3 місяці тому +4

    Yes i remember the Drugtinuation War, the red frog people screaming BLYAT, some strange mushrooms mines puts by a strange Ratman with PTSD, and the fearless man-pig-bear, thank god i have my skies.

  • @charlesatanasio
    @charlesatanasio Місяць тому +3

    "It's time to go sicko mode!"

  • @the_University_of_War
    @the_University_of_War 2 місяці тому +4

    Man, the Finnish are something else. Kudos from Poland!

  • @abnegazher
    @abnegazher 3 місяці тому +19

    Now imagine if he had a vehicle.
    Dude would only stop inside Stalin's office.

    • @acb1511
      @acb1511 3 місяці тому +3

      Inside Stallinn (the city). (just a dumb joke about your typo)

    • @abnegazher
      @abnegazher 3 місяці тому +2

      @@acb1511 better be an office without a RI in it.

  • @SirWilli4m
    @SirWilli4m 3 місяці тому +6

    I can safely say that this is one of the best videos you've ever created.

  • @bigshot-zf3mg
    @bigshot-zf3mg 3 місяці тому +12

    Oh, I feel like this is going to be a wild one...

  • @mikelthemafia
    @mikelthemafia Місяць тому +3

    1:38 he found comrades, just not his

  • @stephweasenforth7891
    @stephweasenforth7891 8 днів тому +1

    Between Simo and Aimo, the Soviets had no shortage of nightmares.

  • @ReinaSaurus
    @ReinaSaurus 25 днів тому +1

    when his story was published, the local radio channel listed it only as the second most intriguing story of world war 2.
    this finnish tier list must have been something else...

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      ... U know... U they dunno jacks shit bout ww2... What Finns did.... U dont have To be an wise guy understand that...

  • @sliftyy
    @sliftyy 3 місяці тому +6

    funniest thing you've ever uploaded

  • @henrygarcia1203
    @henrygarcia1203 3 місяці тому +3

    My new favorite video of yours ahahahahaha

  • @Nebaus
    @Nebaus 3 місяці тому +14

    Good god, now imagine Simo Häyhä on Pervitin

    • @grapezseedz7644
      @grapezseedz7644 3 місяці тому +8

      Oh god, he'd be 360 noscoping the whole fuckin place. But imagine Simo Häyhä AND Aimo Koivunen together while both high on Pervitin??

    • @theduckapple
      @theduckapple 3 місяці тому +5

      @@grapezseedz7644 that would be that end of the world

    • @scribejay
      @scribejay 3 місяці тому

      @@grapezseedz7644 Meth induced Finnish skiing and sniping? They'd be winning the Olympic biathlon all the way into the 70s.

    • @grapezseedz7644
      @grapezseedz7644 2 місяці тому +3

      @@theduckapple The Soviets would stand no chance against these two lmaoo

    • @McLMP4-22
      @McLMP4-22 2 місяці тому +2

      @@grapezseedz7644 those two would conquer all of Russia by themselves.

  • @Puistokemisti
    @Puistokemisti 3 місяці тому +5

    Oh shit this is going to be good
    But that is to be expected always with every upload

  • @Actual_Sir_Pentious
    @Actual_Sir_Pentious 2 місяці тому +3

    “The lion is the deadliest mammal”
    My honest reaction.

  • @randomkriegsman8444
    @randomkriegsman8444 3 місяці тому +3

    This editing is slick, love the new voice over.

  • @ttmetalman88
    @ttmetalman88 3 місяці тому +5

    This mans Eyes have seen the gods and was granted a blessing for the trip.

  • @jffry890
    @jffry890 Місяць тому +3

    "I was put on this Earth to do two things. Out-ski the Russians and steal catalytic converters."

  • @Your_Aussie_Aydin
    @Your_Aussie_Aydin 3 місяці тому +12

    Went from breaking bad to Breaking BT tanks

  • @JordanPayne-y2w
    @JordanPayne-y2w 3 місяці тому +7

    FUCK YEAH I WAS WAITING FOR A SAKKIJARVEN POLKKA VID

  • @TheEvilFoxy
    @TheEvilFoxy 3 місяці тому +3

    Every time I hear this story, Koivunen's skiing distance is about 20 miles longer than last time.

  • @The_Kreig_Commissar
    @The_Kreig_Commissar 2 місяці тому +3

    This man deserves his own sabaton song

  • @Hat_on_a_Man
    @Hat_on_a_Man 2 місяці тому +7

    Weakest Finnish soldier

  • @super-copter27
    @super-copter27 Місяць тому +1

    Based + Good Perkele content

  • @veso55
    @veso55 3 місяці тому +1

    this one was something different but none the less entertaining good job!

  • @TaneliE
    @TaneliE 26 днів тому

    Omg! YES!! Background shouting makes this perfection 👌

  • @diogenesborealis7852
    @diogenesborealis7852 Місяць тому +1

    Just a normal friday in Finland
    Made me feel something
    That "Säkkijärven polkka" hits hard..

  • @homelesskoopa1308
    @homelesskoopa1308 3 місяці тому +4

    When people say “you’re not him” they’re talkin about this guy.

  • @n1co16
    @n1co16 3 місяці тому +3

    MANNN I saw this one on ur patreon. Seems like good shit ngl, nice stuff bro.

  • @then00brathalos
    @then00brathalos 3 місяці тому +4

    The Finns love rallying so much they did it 6-7 years before cars were introduced in Finish rally using skis

  • @chujciwdupe5786
    @chujciwdupe5786 Місяць тому +1

    This voice destroyed all

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 2 місяці тому +8

    His resting heartbeat was 200 bpm

    • @HF7-AD
      @HF7-AD Місяць тому +1

      Like 3 days after he took the meth

    • @steve20097
      @steve20097 Місяць тому

      ​@@HF7-ADits was like a week after the dose

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      37yo i could still get 229bpm.. Heart..

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      Without drugs...

    • @steve20097
      @steve20097 19 днів тому

      @@Janne-o6q yeah but he was like 20 and it was a few weeks after the doze and it was steady

  • @lol62002
    @lol62002 Місяць тому +4

    If the word "perkele" was a man

  • @dave2808
    @dave2808 Місяць тому +2

    Coming in and out of reality had to been fun. Probably a constant what the fuck is going on

  • @SnowSolider
    @SnowSolider Місяць тому +2

    POV: How I feel in a Monday

  • @fatcoyote2
    @fatcoyote2 3 місяці тому +5

    You ever wonder how funny and fucked up it is to be famous for the basically being on the hardest drug-trip in known history.

  • @mikeneidlinger8857
    @mikeneidlinger8857 3 місяці тому +1

    Best channel for the People of the World.

  • @barnykirashi
    @barnykirashi 2 місяці тому +3

    1:52 Missed opportunity to use Datsun 100 also known as Satsuma

    • @McLMP4-22
      @McLMP4-22 2 місяці тому

      My Summer Car, aka Finnish life simulator.

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 Місяць тому

      Satana

  • @ohusky271
    @ohusky271 Місяць тому +3

    PERRRRRKEEEEELEEEEEEE

    • @Janne-o6q
      @Janne-o6q 19 днів тому

      Perkele! Is fine and if u didnt know its god 8f Thunders...

  • @mycatischunki
    @mycatischunki 3 місяці тому +1

    Is was at the live when you said this video was coming. You did not disappoint as usual brother, keep up the great work ❤

  • @Kukkakukko
    @Kukkakukko 15 днів тому +1

    Funniest part is that it is a true story 😂

  • @aldgate
    @aldgate 3 місяці тому +4

    This is going to be wild

  • @GraniteRWolf
    @GraniteRWolf 3 місяці тому +3

    "Dont worry, i have idea" Takes all the meth, refuses to explain, leaves.

  • @SupremeDodo72
    @SupremeDodo72 3 місяці тому +4

    Finns getting more trippy then Vietnam war soldiers

  • @Spudtron98
    @Spudtron98 Місяць тому

    The man was leaving a trail of steam behind his skis I swear to god

  • @Antcalledbob
    @Antcalledbob 27 днів тому

    As a Finn I can say that this is an average day in Finland.