Bruce Lee's One Inch Punch Doesn't Work!

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  • @stevencampbell5110
    @stevencampbell5110 4 роки тому +757

    I don't know where this was filmed, but Todd just landed in my front yard...so I re-stomped the groin !!

    • @andrewmccormack4295
      @andrewmccormack4295 4 роки тому +16

      Well done Steven.Good job.Re-stomping is tight.

    • @brettbarager9101
      @brettbarager9101 4 роки тому +19

      Unfortunately you didn't restomp hard enough. I'm in Canada and Todd just rolled by . . . I'm gonna try to catch up with him to add another restomp . . .

    • @sarenhs4535
      @sarenhs4535 3 роки тому +16

      @@brettbarager9101 he must have recovered fast because I just saw him rolling by in New York. Did a double groin stomp.

    • @Fahad2k1
      @Fahad2k1 3 роки тому +14

      @@sarenhs4535 Well looks like your stomping may have been ineffective. I just restomped his groin again in Tokyo.

    • @Sev-1
      @Sev-1 3 роки тому +5

      Not good enough guys...he came crashing in Budapest, had to re-stomp his groin

  • @martinshillitoe4735
    @martinshillitoe4735 5 років тому +459

    Don’t know which is funnier, Master Ken or the fact that there are loads of comments from people who haven’t realised this is comedy and not real

    • @vinceemery5943
      @vinceemery5943 5 років тому +10

      Martin Shillitoe
      Or the people that believe that the people acting like this is serious don’t realise that they are joking

    • @Wvk5zc
      @Wvk5zc 5 років тому +7

      It's real

    • @joseanrodriguez2005
      @joseanrodriguez2005 5 років тому +2

      The only thing real is the one inch punch dont really work just like he say

    • @buzinaocara
      @buzinaocara 4 роки тому +1

      @@vinceemery5943 i'm yet to see any of these aledged comments

    • @vladivanov5500
      @vladivanov5500 4 роки тому +5

      Dislikes are most likely people that disliked on impulse upon seeing the title without actually watching.

  • @stevenlewis7017
    @stevenlewis7017 7 років тому +808

    “I don’t care what anyone says, 3 inches is enough.”
    Lmao 😂

  • @void_rage__cruz1427
    @void_rage__cruz1427 5 років тому +314

    “You Are Boning your opponent” 😂

  • @sayorithecinnamonbun2510
    @sayorithecinnamonbun2510 5 років тому +1083

    instruction unclear: accidentally made a girl pregnant....

    • @hansross7417
      @hansross7417 5 років тому +67

      Why did she attack u with a bear hug?

    • @arreandomocitozn68
      @arreandomocitozn68 5 років тому +36

      Beat me to it (by almos 9 months)

    • @Laffy1345
      @Laffy1345 5 років тому +4

      2 girls can't get each other pregnant. ..

    • @ngocieptuthi7799
      @ngocieptuthi7799 5 років тому +18

      @@Laffy1345 have you ever heard of a trap my friend

    • @LQ-gaming
      @LQ-gaming 5 років тому +12

      @@Laffy1345 clearly you haven't seen those tai girls !

  • @brettbarager9101
    @brettbarager9101 4 роки тому +138

    Such a sad day . . . Bruce Lee is no longer with us to become Master Ken's student . . .

    • @Devon-ir6lc
      @Devon-ir6lc 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @madhandm4867
      @madhandm4867 3 роки тому +10

      He is no longer with us because he was master Ken's student

    • @BossG731
      @BossG731 2 роки тому +2

      True

  • @claudes.whitacre1241
    @claudes.whitacre1241 5 років тому +127

    "People ask me why I don't teach it. The reason is...look at him. He's fine". I almost fell on the floor.

  • @MiLuo67
    @MiLuo67 6 років тому +371

    me at 1:20 :
    wait, is this guy really serious ?
    me at the end :
    why did I think he was serious ?

    • @mlgpleb2286
      @mlgpleb2286 5 років тому +8

      Same thoughts👍

    • @YouDieLin
      @YouDieLin 5 років тому +23

      Why you even questioning Master Ken's Technique ?
      It is deadly move , so please practice with cautions

    • @gamerthoughtscommentaryand6186
      @gamerthoughtscommentaryand6186 4 роки тому +5

      I love it isn't it great how he maintains such seriousness about it I have just started my journey of watching Master Ken videos and am wondering if he's legit does he actually have a dojo where he seriously teaches serious martial arts and this shit is just for fun

    • @hellawaits6544
      @hellawaits6544 4 роки тому +1

      @@gamerthoughtscommentaryand6186 I don't know, but I do understand that he is a black belt in Okinawan Karate, so it very well could be.

  • @PelegoRecords
    @PelegoRecords 6 років тому +252

    "The Thrust of Freedom"...LMFAO!!! 😂

  • @goncalobaia1574
    @goncalobaia1574 4 роки тому +70

    It's funny how legit his explanation of the one inch punch is
    "if you know what you're doing, 3 inches is enough"
    I haven't heard anything this uplifting since Van Halen's jump😂

  • @DenRider
    @DenRider 7 років тому +276

    "If you know what you're doing, 3 inch is enough"
    :D

  • @oBseSsIoNPC
    @oBseSsIoNPC 6 років тому +159

    If you know what you are doing, 3 inches is enough!

    • @oBseSsIoNPC
      @oBseSsIoNPC 4 роки тому +6

      @@minecraftbedrockguy7355 You bet, proud of every bit of it.

    • @Drak_Thedp
      @Drak_Thedp 4 роки тому +5

      @@minecraftbedrockguy7355 Well.. I mean, if his GF told him that, he sure is doing something right.

    • @thokodube1260
      @thokodube1260 3 роки тому +1

      ObsessionPC make sure you don't make her pregnant like me 😂😂🤣

  • @damianjones2905
    @damianjones2905 6 років тому +132

    "when you do this technique properly you're boning your opponent" lmaooo im dying😂😂

  • @jovanclimaco4820
    @jovanclimaco4820 6 років тому +91

    My mind after reading the title: I bet there is alot of hate in this.
    My mind after a watched a whole video: I was wrong.

  • @prodigalson6166
    @prodigalson6166 5 років тому +56

    This is so basic. Every true martial arts master knows that this technique can be used against multiple opponents using the Macarena kata.
    It is essential that you show your viewers the Macarena kata, that they will know this powerful method.

  • @Matt_Mosley1983
    @Matt_Mosley1983 7 років тому +1665

    3 inches is enough :-D #ThankYou

    • @infectionsman
      @infectionsman 7 років тому +39

      Hey it was designed by orientals...

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 7 років тому +14

      Sounds like your comment was designed by a racist from a black and white movie.

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 7 років тому +23

      It's not what you've got, it's where you stick it!

    • @Matt_Mosley1983
      @Matt_Mosley1983 7 років тому +5

      *_HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!_* :-D

    • @orlando3185
      @orlando3185 7 років тому +6

      It feels like g-rated porn

  • @TheJasonYamamoto
    @TheJasonYamamoto 7 років тому +56

    Legend says that Todd is still flying and hasn't stopped since the 3 inch pinch technique

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 6 років тому +3

      This is a common misconception. In fact, his flying sequence only lasts for approximately 20 seconds.

    • @_AlanXD
      @_AlanXD 2 роки тому

      @@u.v.s.5583 can you even take a joke

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit Рік тому

      @@_AlanXDCan you?

  • @HangAndBang
    @HangAndBang 7 років тому +130

    That must have generated approximately 1 kajillion jigawatts of internal thrusting power.

  • @WarriorPoetSociety
    @WarriorPoetSociety 5 років тому +73

    hahahahahahahaha

  • @tomasstana5423
    @tomasstana5423 3 роки тому +5

    I am willing to bet my life saving that every single one those dislikes is from people who did not make it past the first minute ...

  • @ObsidianTheGod
    @ObsidianTheGod 7 років тому +73

    Jesus fucking Christ I thought he was serious at first, this is beautiful. Subbed. XD

  • @barrygreenwood7670
    @barrygreenwood7670 7 років тому +21

    I still haven't mastered this technique. But I'm practicing all the time. I know one day it will just come!!!

  • @Gonapa58
    @Gonapa58 7 років тому +368

    "3 inches is enough"

  • @TheNagualZone
    @TheNagualZone 6 років тому +106

    Hmm...Master Ken - I wonder....that 1 inch punch was pretty solid. there may be quite a bit of knowhow and education behind his piss takes.

    • @JoseCruz-jc3ee
      @JoseCruz-jc3ee 6 років тому +2

      No it really wasn't it was choreographed

    • @glens2019
      @glens2019 6 років тому +1

      Its fake all right. The rest of his body was barely moving and that's where power of the one inch punch comes from.

    • @kaikwonfu2633
      @kaikwonfu2633 6 років тому +25

      Lets be honest, as much as this man jests, he really does know some martial arts.

    • @alanfrost75
      @alanfrost75 6 років тому +29

      He is a legit martial arts expert in real life. Multiple arts if I recall. But of course here he plays a character - for comedy :)

    • @ramansharma5859
      @ramansharma5859 6 років тому +2

      @@JoseCruz-jc3ee r/woosh

  • @markuschelios6891
    @markuschelios6891 5 років тому +7

    These videos never fail to hit the spot.

  • @JamesDuane
    @JamesDuane 7 років тому +29

    You sir, and the entire team behind this channel, are geniuses.

  • @jarivessonen6247
    @jarivessonen6247 7 років тому +288

    Great technique as always, but kinda hard to re-stomp the groin afterwards... You'd have to run after your opponent.

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 7 років тому +21

      Maybe a new technique, pre-stomp the groin before the 3 inch pinch?

    • @ArifRWinandar
      @ArifRWinandar 7 років тому +10

      The technique itself is a re-stomp to the groin, making it even more compact than most techniques.

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 7 років тому +5

      This technique is so flawless, that groin re-stomp is not required

    • @TlalocW
      @TlalocW 7 років тому +1

      Maybe if Master Ken doesn't go straight in but at an angle or pops at an angle to give his opponent a spin, he'll travel in a more tightly packed circle and stop facing the back of Master Ken (if he didn't turn around from his original position). Then a step over and groin re-stomp.

    • @mrnobody6354
      @mrnobody6354 7 років тому +5

      I think if this technique is excuted correctly, your opponent won't have any groin left to be re-stomped.

  • @captainskippy6622
    @captainskippy6622 7 років тому +24

    How does Todd keep a straight face without cracking up? Keep up the hilarious vids guys.

  • @hongkongcantonese501
    @hongkongcantonese501 3 роки тому +6

    How does this man keep getting funnier and funnier?

  • @muhdelyas-abgyas562
    @muhdelyas-abgyas562 6 років тому +493

    *Lmao, i was actually really triggered in the beginning !!*

  • @genadiyrool
    @genadiyrool 7 років тому +225

    I was asking myself is this joke or for real? But your moustache gave it away from the begging

    • @moneyzard5019
      @moneyzard5019 6 років тому +27

      i thought this was a beginning of a gay porn . his moustache deceived me and im upset. time to go complain on reddit

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 6 років тому +6

      The moustache is just as real as the toothache and as real as ameridote.

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 5 років тому +6

      Master Ken is very famous. It's a crime you didn't know him earlier.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 5 років тому +9

      How dare you act as if this is a joke. Your groin needs to be re-stomped immediately.

    • @ozzylepunknown551
      @ozzylepunknown551 5 років тому +2

      HE THICC

  • @theYellowOx
    @theYellowOx 7 років тому +223

    I tried this technic with my gf, sure i cant use it as perfect as master Ken, but my gf climaxed immediately and fell unconcious.

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 7 років тому +24

      It's very dangerous to use that technique on someone's head. Go... lower, like Master Ken demonstrated here.

    • @bovineintervention6001
      @bovineintervention6001 7 років тому +23

      Акжол Амирбай Careful! You're playing with fire there, my friend. If you had let the control over your power or technique slip for even a second, you would have sent an uncontrollable blast of pure freedom energy straight into her, blowing her pelvis to smithereens in a matter of seconds and incinerating not only everything in her body, but everything around you in the room as well.
      There's a reason why Master Ken goes out of his way to specify that these are secret *street fighting* techniques in each video. To use them for anything other than self defense could lead to any number of disastrous consequences. Please be more careful about how you utilize Ameri-do-te in the future, okay?

    • @elitheguyelitheguy241
      @elitheguyelitheguy241 7 років тому +1

      Акжол Амирбай congrats

    • @carllubrin8518
      @carllubrin8518 7 років тому

      Акжол Амирбай 1 or 2 fingers lol

    • @newonevery740
      @newonevery740 7 років тому +3

      Акжол Амирбай
      I also tried it and you are right your gf climaxed and fainted

  • @supertell
    @supertell 7 років тому +27

    How you manage to do all that in one take and keep a straight face is amazing.

  • @Nimo-hd3zi
    @Nimo-hd3zi 6 років тому +4

    Some say that man is still rolling till this day...

  • @TarkinBaroth
    @TarkinBaroth 6 років тому +6

    Dislikes 3.9k ... have so many people been 3-inch pinched by Master Ken's bone? If he keeps this up, he'll surpass Wilt Chamberlain

  • @larrywolf2509
    @larrywolf2509 7 років тому +16

    "I don't care what anybody says, if you know what you're doing, 3 inches is enough."
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Troommate
    @Troommate 7 років тому +437

    Did Todd Stop or Just go out of Hearing range?

  • @alvarowilson5355
    @alvarowilson5355 7 років тому +52

    This guy is basically a comedian who makes fun of martial arts, i like him thought

    • @bzd16b
      @bzd16b 7 років тому +4

      Alvaro Wilson he's not making fun of martial arts, he's making fun of the 25.4mm punch.

    • @Ashpkfmdmdmdmd
      @Ashpkfmdmdmdmd 6 років тому +2

      Not really. Hes just making a joke. If hes gonna make fun of martial arts, he need to be racist but not racist

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 6 років тому +4

      Is true. Ameridote is not a martial art. It is the art of violent killing without weapons, without remorse or without doubt or hesitation.

  • @crmfghtr
    @crmfghtr 6 років тому +4

    Haha so well done I had no clue this was humor when started watching, made me laugh all the harder

    • @Laffy1345
      @Laffy1345 5 років тому +1

      Humor? ! This is the Martial Arts.....😂

  • @blackjack-ks8zn
    @blackjack-ks8zn 4 роки тому +6

    Martial arts practicioner: My style is the best....
    Master ken:Hold my groin....

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 7 років тому +258

    That car slamming on it's brakes at the end had me laughing in tears lol!

  • @MauroSanna
    @MauroSanna 7 років тому +24

    "I don't care what anybody says! If you know what you're doing... Three inches is enough..."
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! XD

  • @felixformosa8384
    @felixformosa8384 7 років тому +60

    Wait so is this a joke or is he being serious
    EDIT: when he said you are literallt boning your opponent i knew he meant business

    • @Steven-mk4gg
      @Steven-mk4gg 6 років тому +1

      Aditya Tegar
      I hope it is

    • @chris99103
      @chris99103 6 років тому +1

      Wait...so is this a joke or are you serious ?

    • @dontclickhere1276
      @dontclickhere1276 6 років тому

      Felix Formosa i think being serious

    • @derekv1183
      @derekv1183 6 років тому

      Felix Formosa both.

  • @OldSirius
    @OldSirius Рік тому +1

    This is STILL FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! I love these guys. 🤣

  • @HelloTardis
    @HelloTardis 6 років тому +4

    I just realized I’d seen your videos hundreds of times, and I wasn’t subscribed. I don’t know what the hell I was thinking, it has been rectified:) damnit your hilarious.

  • @VeraTepes
    @VeraTepes 7 років тому +31

    ALMOST... Got butthurt.
    But chose to watch through the rest.
    Glad I did before making a tool of myself.
    This was hilarious.

  • @Peanut-Butter-Banana-Rama
    @Peanut-Butter-Banana-Rama 7 років тому +268

    Did Todd die?

    • @durn863
      @durn863 7 років тому +23

      Yup, every video.

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 7 років тому +17

      No, he is used to this kind of training, he is fine.

    • @darthhiro7425
      @darthhiro7425 7 років тому +27

      Ameri-Do-Te has a secret technique taught only to brown belts and above, that resurrects the person, very useful if you need to respawn during a street fight.

    • @Zom13y
      @Zom13y 7 років тому +2

      Grumpy Cat least a lil' bit.

    • @kwarijanuar6044
      @kwarijanuar6044 7 років тому +7

      Grumpy Cat no, Todd is immortal he survives multiple groin stomping, joint breaker, vital organ attacks and even eye gouging with fully heal on his severe wounds...

  • @TheMetalAllfather
    @TheMetalAllfather 7 років тому +10

    This is an advanced technique only taught at the highest levels of Ameri-Do-Te, that not even someone like myself, an 8th degree Black Belt in Ameri-Do-Te, has yet to learn. Now granted, my Thrust of Freedom can knock down a solid brick wall, but this? Only someone like Master Ken (and, to a *much* lesser extent Todd) is capable of doing this to sufficient capacity without seriously hurting themselves.

    • @SkemeKOS
      @SkemeKOS 7 років тому +3

      Its incredible man. These techniques are so difficult to perform for noobs like me without causing injury to myself. I know Master Ken says not to try these moves without his supervision, but Ive been practicing them anyway. How long did it take you to master the Thrust of Freedom? This is something I REALLY want to get sufficient at.

    • @TheMetalAllfather
      @TheMetalAllfather 7 років тому +1

      Not even gonna lie, it took a LONG time (and a lot of icy/hot on my crotch) to master the Thrust of Freedom. I started practicing for it when I first earned my Brown Belt. But frankly, it was well worth the effort, and bruised pelvis. I suggest practicing it with your lady friend, or training dummy before stepping it up to something more advanced like another Ameri-Do-Te practitioner, or say, some punk kid in the street looking for a fight.
      Glad I could help, and remember, #ReStompTheGroin.

    • @bovineintervention6001
      @bovineintervention6001 7 років тому +3

      SkemeKOS I tried mastering his techniques all by myself without his supervision or direct guidance, and I ended up accidentally destroying my own house in the collateral damage of my training. My insurance policy didn't cover "thrusts of freedom", so I ended up losing everything. Now, I'm a homeless man lying on a park bench communicating this to you with the last of my mobile data. Ameri-do-te is not a toy and is thus not to be treated as such. Please don't make the same mistake I did, and make sure you're under Master Ken's direct supervision at all times.

    • @kwarijanuar6044
      @kwarijanuar6044 7 років тому +2

      Justin Widle that is why i will start learn Ameri-Do Te...

  • @ariyabayat5292
    @ariyabayat5292 6 років тому +37

    *martial arts in the future*

  • @thelawless1523
    @thelawless1523 4 роки тому +3

    THIS IS THE BEST THE MOST EDUCATIONAL THING ON UA-cam

  • @theotherside931
    @theotherside931 7 років тому +92

    And I started watching this video with all the seriousness in the world and halfway I'm like "what's going on here? Striking with pelvic bone? Three inch is enough". I had to pause the video to and read the comments and then I realised that I walked in on a huge joke.

    • @getwild1315
      @getwild1315 6 років тому

      Franklin Egbuche 😂 same

    • @universshitter
      @universshitter 5 років тому

      Paused right after the one in punch LOL swing

  • @salimosman8188
    @salimosman8188 7 років тому +100

    Stop it ur killin me...bone ur opponent 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rudavalek
    @rudavalek 7 років тому +177

    2:36 his soul goes to heaven

  • @juandeandreis8381
    @juandeandreis8381 4 роки тому +6

    The legend says that in ancient times, locked up men developed this lethal technique because of the lack of women

  • @314Leothelion31
    @314Leothelion31 3 роки тому +2

    It’s called the three way freedom train when you are facing two opponents.

  • @xilopos9461
    @xilopos9461 7 років тому +75

    "When u use this technique properly u are boning your opponent"

    • @bonerboy2172
      @bonerboy2172 6 років тому +4

      1:45
      That also with a 3-inch PENETRATION

  • @profitkash3161
    @profitkash3161 7 років тому +389

    1:20 😂😂😂

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 7 років тому +7

    Master Ken, I've heard that there's a technique in Ameri-Do-Te that allows you to literally slap the soul out of someone. Seeing as how Halloween is coming up, could you perhaps demonstrate this technique? I figure you can recycle those souls as Halloween decorations.

  • @jah4434
    @jah4434 6 років тому +1

    2:17 when you don’t want hugs from your aunt😂😂😂😂

  • @sphinximmortal3727
    @sphinximmortal3727 6 років тому +4

    This technique is too good, nearly died watching it lmao

  • @Over10rDPrime
    @Over10rDPrime 7 років тому +56

    How does this guy manage to stay in character without bursting in full out lololololol is beyond me

    • @lotus5yt
      @lotus5yt 7 років тому +3

      I think Todd nearly did when Master Ken said, "I don't care what anyone says, 3 inches is enough."

    • @akashneelim8773
      @akashneelim8773 7 років тому +1

      DariusBlack Well you may wanna watch this-
      ua-cam.com/video/18JtC6AQ5X4/v-deo.html

    • @bovineintervention6001
      @bovineintervention6001 7 років тому +5

      DariusBlack What are you talking about? Are you calling Master Ken, the greatest martial artist on Earth, a fraud? You better watch what you say if you know what's good for you, unless you want to be freedom-thrusted into orbit like the rest

  • @RiseAboveGym
    @RiseAboveGym 7 років тому +16

    I assume re-stomping the groin is not necessary when performing this technique properly.

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 7 років тому +1

      +Rise Above Gym
      If you opponent does not go flying then you can Re-Bone the groin.

    • @HECTORARTUROA
      @HECTORARTUROA 7 років тому +1

      Is not necessary, but it's funny.

  • @timmylee3372
    @timmylee3372 7 років тому +12

    because of this technique i became a hero at school

    • @ijazaziz8531
      @ijazaziz8531 3 роки тому

      Because of this technique i am now in jail

  • @desmonddixon7456
    @desmonddixon7456 6 років тому

    This is a breath of fresh laughter. I almost took it serious at First but when you said 3inch punch I knew you was playing. Funny stuff dude funny stuff.

  • @letsgofishing3852
    @letsgofishing3852 3 роки тому +3

    "If you know what you're doing, 3 inches is enough" 😆🤣😂💀

  • @ishandraws8884
    @ishandraws8884 7 років тому +9

    2:18 there're 0% chances of it not working in a fight...even if the damage done is zero..because it is super awkward
    i mean you won't fight a guy who'll do that to you..you'll just walk away....atleast i would

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 5 років тому +4

      And that's the point friend: to utterly destroy the enemy's willingness to fight.
      To make him go: "no...no thanks man, ... Really no thanks... no No G T F away from me!!! I'm sorry!! I'm sorry!!!"

  • @JB21Q
    @JB21Q 7 років тому +54

    Does master Ken know jesse enkamp made a video saying 'how to defeat Master Ken'?

    • @kyoshinronin
      @kyoshinronin 7 років тому +2

      woah. really?

    • @cadhla2989
      @cadhla2989 7 років тому +11

      Yes, he posted it on Facebook and called it an act of war.

    • @KnjazNazrath
      @KnjazNazrath 7 років тому +38

      The problem with that video is that the idea of defeating Master Ken is bullshit.

    • @dizmatt1
      @dizmatt1 7 років тому +9

      when you think that you have defeated Master Ken, that is when he is at his strongest. Sun Tzu stole his ideas from Master Ken.

    • @bovineintervention6001
      @bovineintervention6001 7 років тому +6

      Monolith Preacher Right? Like, does he actually think that Master Ken posts all of his secret techniques online? Furthermore, what would he do if he decided to just throw a hundred punches in one second and end the fight immediately? The situation he set up is completely unrealistic, and at best, is how Master Ken would fight you only if he was too hammered to think and felt bad enough for you to *LET* you win.

  • @xilopos9461
    @xilopos9461 7 років тому +19

    I was happy about my 6 inches.... Guess I have pointless 3 to give away to anyone who wants...

    • @274Byron
      @274Byron 6 років тому +4

      Dibs

    • @SpaceCattttt
      @SpaceCattttt 6 років тому +1

      Mine's 6.5 inches, but I wouldn't mind having a 9.5 incher. Gimme dat extra meat now!

    • @274Byron
      @274Byron 6 років тому +1

      teppolundgren dude, not cool. I had dibs

    • @SpaceCattttt
      @SpaceCattttt 6 років тому +1

      +274Byron Great minds think.....like me! I thought it before you wrote it. You can't prove I didn't.

  • @seannguyen8053
    @seannguyen8053 6 років тому +7

    At first i was realy angry about the title :D they got me

  • @kinorai
    @kinorai 2 роки тому +1

    But how do you re-stomp that groin if the opponent flew 75' away from you?

  • @caiaperth
    @caiaperth 7 років тому +31

    We know Master Ken is an 11th degree black belt and is the most powerful martial artist alive. But he is yet to explain what his new red and white belt is for...? And what are the symbols on it?

    • @TheMetalAllfather
      @TheMetalAllfather 7 років тому +8

      If you have to ask, you don't need to know.

    • @silafuyang8675
      @silafuyang8675 7 років тому +3

      I can see the kanji for Kobudo jutsu, I know it is bullshit, so I suppose Master Ken bought it from the Mall because it had 50% price reduction.

    • @bovineintervention6001
      @bovineintervention6001 7 років тому +4

      He's been training in secret, duh. Ameri-do-te is a martial art that will continue to grow so long as Master Ken is alive (so, forever, basically)

    • @victorholtzman2396
      @victorholtzman2396 7 років тому

      The question I have is could master Ken beat chuck Norris?

    • @TheMetalAllfather
      @TheMetalAllfather 7 років тому

      No. Chuck Norris is the world's only 12th Degree Black Belt in Ameri-Do-Te, surpassing even Master Ken.

  • @andrewpsarommatis8028
    @andrewpsarommatis8028 7 років тому +7

    "the gluteus maxinimus"😂😂

  • @JoshuaH0497
    @JoshuaH0497 7 років тому +7

    Lmao that's funny not gonna lie man at first you had me😂😂

  • @Itsallsotiresome
    @Itsallsotiresome 4 роки тому

    I was all prepared to leave a serious comment and then I watched the video. A master ruseman you are, Ken.

  • @Ohiostmrchbandawesom
    @Ohiostmrchbandawesom 2 місяці тому

    I wanted to laugh so hard when I heard three Inch punch that I nearly spit my soda out.

  • @joukolahti5811
    @joukolahti5811 7 років тому +7

    This is great :D I love all Master Kens techiques!

  • @MikeHunt-qu6ef
    @MikeHunt-qu6ef 7 років тому +28

    Why does he sound like Barack Obama

    • @deckacards
      @deckacards 7 років тому +1

      Obama sounds like master Ken. Great name btw classic. :)

    • @dgw3650
      @dgw3650 2 роки тому +1

      Wow I can't unhear it

    • @MikeHunt-qu6ef
      @MikeHunt-qu6ef 2 роки тому

      @@deckacards lol thanks brother 👍👍

  • @themacocko6311
    @themacocko6311 7 років тому +98

    People think this is a comedy skit.

    • @elitheguyelitheguy241
      @elitheguyelitheguy241 7 років тому +21

      TheMacocko it is ya dumbass

    • @themacocko6311
      @themacocko6311 7 років тому +6

      Elitheguy Elitheguy Are ya sure....dumbass?

    • @JaysonT1
      @JaysonT1 7 років тому +9

      Elitheguy Elitheguy I love when kids think they are smart.

    • @scottishprepper8835
      @scottishprepper8835 7 років тому +6

      TheMacocko I certainly thought it was. Someone commented that he was the most powerful martial artist alive. I honestly find that hard to believe. I truly thought he was a comedian.

    • @archangel8690
      @archangel8690 7 років тому +5

      i like when kids call others kids

  • @bojandimitrieskimilenkovic9226
    @bojandimitrieskimilenkovic9226 4 роки тому

    Literally third video I've seen from you guys and it's already my favorite in at least last year. Really likable characters and IMO great performances and synergy. Thank you for the entertainment :)
    Happy subscriber

  • @trentreffner5699
    @trentreffner5699 3 роки тому +1

    Lols should have had Todd role across the screen from the other side just to line up an opportunity to stomp the groin xD

  • @bigbadbeardope8235
    @bigbadbeardope8235 6 років тому +7

    Can you do flying backwards double freedom thruster helicopter counterclockwise spinning quadrikick?

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 5 років тому

      Yes, but only after the groin is re- stomped.

    • @machinegunpreacher2469
      @machinegunpreacher2469 5 років тому

      This is an advanced video demonstrating a deep Ameri Do Te secret. He wouldn't do week one stuff here. Check the introductory lessons.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 5 років тому

      @@machinegunpreacher2469 I couldn't agree more

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 5 років тому

      That technique you are describing is horribly redundant. You will find a level 2 (and above) hurticane covers what you you were going for in a much more practical manner.

  • @christoroppolo8742
    @christoroppolo8742 7 років тому +12

    Flicking. A very ancient art form . ✌🏻👽Christo

  • @blazemordly9746
    @blazemordly9746 7 років тому +12

    I'm not gonna use hamster style anymore, that's for sure.

  • @OldSirius
    @OldSirius 2 роки тому

    I never can tell where Master Ken is going with this stuff but I always end up laughing my @ss off. LOL!

  • @lorddog7249
    @lorddog7249 6 років тому +2

    It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

  • @jbuzz8211
    @jbuzz8211 7 років тому +4

    Oh my heck! This is your best video yet!! I woke up feeling sore, tired and grumpy but saw this and started laughing. Ready to face the day!! Thanks master Ken!

  • @cathleen2
    @cathleen2 6 років тому +3

    This guy is a master alright !!!!
    Of comedy & nothing else !!!
    😀

  • @GarrettNeal
    @GarrettNeal 6 років тому +3

    1:15 was the moment i realized I've been bamboozled

  • @tominmo8865
    @tominmo8865 2 роки тому +1

    I only have 2 inches. Will this technique still work?

  • @daveagony2692
    @daveagony2692 6 років тому +1

    The technique wasn't designed to hurt an opponent.But was designed to deflect a opponent in order to strike a more deadly blow.It could also be used as a tool to intimidate the opponent.An in the moment of shock strike a deadly blow.

  • @JackOfAll_Polymaths
    @JackOfAll_Polymaths 7 років тому +4

    Will Ferrell is alive and still writing great content

  • @Ihelpanytime
    @Ihelpanytime 7 років тому +5

    I did the 3 inch pinch on my wife.
    She is know pregnant a twin.

  • @grimmloperplayz3451
    @grimmloperplayz3451 5 років тому +5

    No no no you got it all wrong..... that’s Goku’s move

    • @hunteroflegendarymemes5827
      @hunteroflegendarymemes5827 5 років тому +1

      If you're joking then you got me but if not, bruce lee is the creator of the punch. Dragon ball super came many years after bruce lee's death so it's not originally from Goku.

    • @grimmloperplayz3451
      @grimmloperplayz3451 5 років тому

      Hunter Of Legendary Memes ye it was a joke there is a vid on moves Goku “created” an so just a small joke

    • @hunteroflegendarymemes5827
      @hunteroflegendarymemes5827 5 років тому +1

      @@grimmloperplayz3451 i see well you can't hear if someone is joking on the internet. U got me good

    • @grimmloperplayz3451
      @grimmloperplayz3451 5 років тому

      Hunter Of Legendary Memes haha I gotchu man ye your right just a joke I love this guy he’s funny

    • @hunteroflegendarymemes5827
      @hunteroflegendarymemes5827 5 років тому

      @@grimmloperplayz3451 same here. He cracks me up every time

  • @diamelc.ampatua5345
    @diamelc.ampatua5345 5 років тому

    Every fuckin time I watch master ken's videos,,make me burst in laughter...everytime

  • @bertosinglamung1911
    @bertosinglamung1911 6 років тому +2

    4k ppl who disliked this video got injured by the 3 inch pinch ahhaha

  • @aninternetexplorer4757
    @aninternetexplorer4757 6 років тому +10

    2:28 are you done?

  • @bugsta2012
    @bugsta2012 7 років тому +7

    Very effective

  • @MikeyMcCrashCap
    @MikeyMcCrashCap 5 років тому +7

    You are actually boning your opponent.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 5 років тому +1

      Your point??

    • @MikeyMcCrashCap
      @MikeyMcCrashCap 5 років тому

      @@kbanghart yes, exactly! My point! Remember, 3 inches is enough!

    • @Excalibur-je5pk
      @Excalibur-je5pk 5 років тому +1

      "boning your opponent"
      I'm freaking dead xD

  • @SlimDonni
    @SlimDonni 3 роки тому +1

    Master Ken. U didn't re-stomp the Groin

  • @jessesanchez9998
    @jessesanchez9998 4 роки тому +1

    The explosion at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣