@@frenchynoob They are short, stocky birds with long beaks i would guess for fishing. I think we have different or fake ones here in Canada, but they live in the forest around lakes. They are one of the "camp birds" that steal food from camps, but they are less bold around humans than the usual suspects. They are nothing like a Heron.
Fun Bird Fact: That heron that ate the catfish whole is a Goliath Heron, the largest extant species of heron in the world, they can get up to 5ft tall. That boy is a D I N O S A U R
12:14 As a Geordie I think he’s saying “look at this fucking mess”. Northern accents can be quick to southerners, and it’s pronounced like “looket the fuckn mess”
I read that second story title very wrong and go so confused..."Rat-eating Heroin is The Hero New York needs right now." Wait a minute...Are we talking about a rat that is high off his balls? Or is someone repurposing a bunch of seized heroin as rat poison? I'm not sure how either of those would have been good.
I love how oddly professional Simon is at times, like he's on an actual TV programme. Not only does he say "other [products] are available", but also at 3:20, he realised that the bleeping of Lewis saying the name again, would also bleep out what he was saying, so he repeated it.
im so happy this podcast exists, its so good and is the reason I'm still watching the yogscast, I know these vids don't get good views, but thanks for doing them anyway they make my week, cheers from a long time yogscast enjoyer
Heron story (from Essex, UK): My neighbour had a fish pond with 20 koi fish in it. One morning I woke up to 11 koi fish scattered across the garden and later found out from the neighbour that a heron had got at their pond. They only have 7 koi fish now
I think the best part of the whole "Metaverse" concept is that someone literally watched Ready Player One and was like, we need to make this a reality, but one where the corporation wins
For those interested, birds do understand what they say to a degree! Most understand the general meaning of sentences, but many trained ones understand lots of individual words and forms them together. Crows are so good at mimicking, they even sound like people!
@@LexSchilperoord oh absolutely for those that aren't trained for research or the likes. For those that are, think of their understanding like that of a 3 or 4 year old. Their grammar obviously isn't perfect but its impressive, and they'll ask questions and the likes. One of the biggest breakthroughs in animal self-acknowledgement was an African Grey asking what colour it is while admiring itself in the mirror. Super interesting stuff!
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Mimicking birds learn to mimic the sounds of their family/social group in the natural world. If it becomes a pet, some will naturally pick up sounds that the owner repeats in the same way. So not only is it repeating the words, it's mimicking the previous owners voice, so definitely creepy 🤣
Ahh man. I love African Greys. We used to have one that spoke in my dad's voice. The bird was in a cage on the back porch and my mom was in the back yard with a woman who was looking at a miniature horse that we had for sale. My dad's washing dishes at a window that looks out that way from behind the cage. The bird yells out "MOVE IT YA FAT ASS" and my dad had to duck and cover so that the woman didn't think he was yelling at them. It was something that he'd used to say to an old golden retriever that we had that would lay against the sliding door. Same bird also used to headbang while just chanting "F*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*cker." And he also used to bite my mom (and the vet) and look them in the eye and call them assholes whenever they had to give him antibiotic injections when he got an eye infection once.
Lyre birds are incredible mimics. They don't sound like birds at all, that's parrots. If you you look you find videos of lyre birds perfectly mimicking the shutter sound of a camera complete with zoom noises.
20:52 I don’t know why, but my 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵 same response was 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 to lift my hand, snap, and point- only difference would be that I raised my left hand, not my right, as my right hand was busy holding my phone. Unless, of course, this footage is mirrored, in which case it would genuinely be the same Could just be because I love a good bagel with lox and cream cheese
That "tomorrow" and "tamara" conversation is exactly what I think of when British people just out right refuse to pronounce "er" or just "r's" at the end of words. Instead of pronouncing "er" it becomes just "a".
African Greys are actually the smartest birds in their species of psittacines. Some have been shown to live for up to 60 years in captivity, compared to 23 in the wild. Their cognitive level has been shown to be that of a 4-6 year old human, sometimes even higher than that. It’s been reported that grey parrots are capable of using existing known English words to create new labels for objects which the bird does not know the name of, for example, banerry. (Banana and Cherry). They’ve also been known to be able to identify voices with faces who create those voices! Long story short: Read up on them if you want. They are REALLLY smart!
Well the duck's not gonna articulate the words, is he? He's just mimicking the noises based off of his interpretation and no one is giving him instructions.
That’s a terrible solution Lewis, because then instead of just giant mutant sewer rats, us New Yorkers would have to deal with both them and the new giant mutant herons! Imagine one of those things grown to the proportions of a NYC rat! That’s a freaking baby-eating dinosaur right there.
I loved Lewis & Simon not understanding the first bit of how animals live. Yes, herons stab the shite out of their meals before they eat it. Kinda their whole MO.
I had a bird that would say shut the fuck up all the time. it was the only thing he knew how to say, but he would say it to a friend of mine that talked a lot it was very funny
I'd train it to say "I can't hide my erection" Also if you want another odd parrot story, NYC and a town in Germany both have populations of wild parakeets and wild parrots respectively
15:20 There's a girl who's literally bottling and selling her farts now... Maybe for yours, they both teamed up? Also be careful Simon, Cats are the ones who are well known to eat their owners when they die! Bird pets are pretty affectionate and loyal in comparison.
oh my fucking god the 'clearly a heron lol' on lewis' photo nearly killed me
The audio described "clearly a Heron" in the podcast was so funny I had to watch this just to see Lewis' picture. Yep, clearly not a kingfisher lol
I guess there are more bird experts in the world than I thought, cuz I got no fucking clue what a kingfisher is
@@frenchynoob They are short, stocky birds with long beaks i would guess for fishing.
I think we have different or fake ones here in Canada, but they live in the forest around lakes. They are one of the "camp birds" that steal food from camps, but they are less bold around humans than the usual suspects.
They are nothing like a Heron.
Such a good way to tell us the text!
@@frenchynoob they're usually small brightly colored birds with very distinctive needle shaped beaks
lmao same, I just had to see how obviously a heron it was
"You eat half of it, and there's like, more to eat."
Yes, I would imagine eating half of something would leave more of it left to eat.
I nearly died laughing at Lewis' picture of a 'Kingfisher'
Another thrilling episode of two old men fail to stay on topic
Hearing Simon yell "It FUCKS ME OFF!" when discussing how annoying big ads really resonated with me. It fucks me off too.
As an Australian I can confirm. We do call our friends numerous aggressive terms in a warm loving and tender way.
@jake muss We do that.... XD
funny that also sounds like us Canadians
@@ajhavok7280 funny that I’ll be moving there once the borders calm down a bit!
I like telling stories while I’m high ASF on my UA-cam channel to cure people’s boredom lmao :)
I don't know where my parrot picks up all this foul language. All he does is watch Yogscast all day long.
Did you name him Michael McDonald?
So long as it doesn’t say fuck or bugger
Fun Bird Fact: That heron that ate the catfish whole is a Goliath Heron, the largest extant species of heron in the world, they can get up to 5ft tall. That boy is a D I N O S A U R
About a boba in size
All birds are dinosaurs
Simon: You were a scientist…not a biologist though.
Lewis: STABBY SPEAR ATTACK
12:14 As a Geordie I think he’s saying “look at this fucking mess”. Northern accents can be quick to southerners, and it’s pronounced like “looket the fuckn mess”
"the worse they call you, the more they like you"
thats actually strangely accurate...
Lewis: "this stupid show"
Yogscast fanbase: *"and i took that personally"*
I read that second story title very wrong and go so confused..."Rat-eating Heroin is The Hero New York needs right now."
Wait a minute...Are we talking about a rat that is high off his balls? Or is someone repurposing a bunch of seized heroin as rat poison?
I'm not sure how either of those would have been good.
Don't know if it was just because of the hiatus and I've been missing these but this felt like one of the best episodes to date!
I love how oddly professional Simon is at times, like he's on an actual TV programme. Not only does he say "other [products] are available", but also at 3:20, he realised that the bleeping of Lewis saying the name again, would also bleep out what he was saying, so he repeated it.
"Other products are available" is a classic Simon joke.
@@Khrayfish Yeah, but he's referencing how the BBC or whatever has to, or at least used to have to say that when referring to named brands.
im so happy this podcast exists, its so good and is the reason I'm still watching the yogscast, I know these vids don't get good views, but thanks for doing them anyway they make my week, cheers from a long time yogscast enjoyer
If Lewis thinks a Heron is savage... I'd like to see his reaction to a Shoebill Stork or a Casowary
Or a secretary bird
12:00 Sounds like he’s saying, “The fucking *bleep* (hell?) you lookin’ at?” and they bleeped the wrong word.
Heron story (from Essex, UK): My neighbour had a fish pond with 20 koi fish in it. One morning I woke up to 11 koi fish scattered across the garden and later found out from the neighbour that a heron had got at their pond. They only have 7 koi fish now
F
Oh HERON and not Heroin lol
"It used it's beak as a sort of spear"
Yes Lewis, that is how herons work
Simon: My cats are naked. It would be weird if I put clothes on them.
So I've seen...
I think the best part of the whole "Metaverse" concept is that someone literally watched Ready Player One and was like, we need to make this a reality, but one where the corporation wins
I really do enjoy these "well done, well done. We can teach them how to speak." xD
10:39 😆😆🤣🤣
Funnily enough Nicole Brown Simpson's parrot kept asking for orange juice after she was killed.
No one figured out why.
For those interested, birds do understand what they say to a degree! Most understand the general meaning of sentences, but many trained ones understand lots of individual words and forms them together. Crows are so good at mimicking, they even sound like people!
Surely that depends on association, teaching them a word while performing an action or showing an item?
@@LexSchilperoord oh absolutely for those that aren't trained for research or the likes. For those that are, think of their understanding like that of a 3 or 4 year old. Their grammar obviously isn't perfect but its impressive, and they'll ask questions and the likes. One of the biggest breakthroughs in animal self-acknowledgement was an African Grey asking what colour it is while admiring itself in the mirror. Super interesting stuff!
@@benp6858 That's amazing!
I was listening to this in the shower and I heard bleeping, I was worried you guys started talking about sex arses again
I'm traumatized from the last episodes
"clearly a heron lol"
fuckin got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
16:00 why do they just fucking ignore this sound? Like they act surprised for a second and then just decide to move on
I'm so confused. Basically no one has mentioned jt lol
Looks like Lewis doxxed himself, the sound is edited in.
@@netyr4554 but both he and simon looked around the room as if there'd been some sound
The whole parrot section had me dying
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12:15 Parrot interpreter here. He appears to be saying "Look at the fucking mess"
Great video, again didn't fail to make me giggle and chortle
Hello! In need of lipreaders to tell us which "ultimate boomer news agency" Lewis is insulting
sky lol
Sky I think 🤣
Simon's Australian duck is actually perfect. As an Australian, I can confirm
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Lewis and Simon at their best
Being from Sunderland, the comparison of saying "tomorrow" had me creased.
Get an adblocker for gods sake lol
Edit: Oh, he did. lmao
Great, now I need to binge watch Aunty Donna videos, thanks Simon
Simon's Australian accent is surprisingly good. It's not very good, but it's at least not wildly absurd like most people do.
I agree. I'd hesitate to use the word good, but some of it was passable.
We need Peculiar Portions merch in the yog shop 😫👍
Mimicking birds learn to mimic the sounds of their family/social group in the natural world. If it becomes a pet, some will naturally pick up sounds that the owner repeats in the same way. So not only is it repeating the words, it's mimicking the previous owners voice, so definitely creepy 🤣
My grandfather had a parrot that used to say "ring ring, ring ring, hello? Fuck off." Everyone but my grandmother laughed at it.
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I love how people in a country across the ocean still know about Florida Man.
lol had to rewind me and lewis said in sync Dr Zaius Dr Zaius wasn't sure if he said it or not. Like they say great minds think alike.
Yes! Best show on YT. 👏
Ahh man. I love African Greys. We used to have one that spoke in my dad's voice. The bird was in a cage on the back porch and my mom was in the back yard with a woman who was looking at a miniature horse that we had for sale. My dad's washing dishes at a window that looks out that way from behind the cage. The bird yells out "MOVE IT YA FAT ASS" and my dad had to duck and cover so that the woman didn't think he was yelling at them. It was something that he'd used to say to an old golden retriever that we had that would lay against the sliding door.
Same bird also used to headbang while just chanting "F*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*ckerf*cker." And he also used to bite my mom (and the vet) and look them in the eye and call them assholes whenever they had to give him antibiotic injections when he got an eye infection once.
The Grey's know what they are doing lol they are really scary smart
Tomorra, australian origins.
Also there is a bird that can mimic just about anything, it is called the lyrebird & it's ability to mimic is insane.
4:33 DOSTOEVSKY
Lyre birds are incredible mimics. They don't sound like birds at all, that's parrots. If you you look you find videos of lyre birds perfectly mimicking the shutter sound of a camera complete with zoom noises.
Lewis's face at 28:47 is pure gold
Ah yes, the ultimate hunting tool: Frostmourne
Why do I always watch these while I'm eating, I will never learn.
Hahaha 5 inches of meat is enough. Don't be greedy. My new pickup line
4:00 @Simon, don't you mean a post-fighter?
The Great Blue Heron is the successor to T. Rex. They are legit scary birds.
That “let me out” bird actually did happen.
I can’t believe that Simon is in the minecraft celebration thing lol
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Missed opportunity of getting Bouphe to narrate the parrot
man, after rewatching those first minecraft videos i just feel so nostalgic looking at these two dudes
Lol awesome video like always
its been 20 seconds
@@cookiepuss6296 We all know it's gonna be amazing
16:00 wtf XD
I'm surprised the Australian talking duck didn't give Simon Sylvio flashbacks
I won't lie, I thought that headline was "Rats eating heroin" lol
20:52 I don’t know why, but my 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵 same response was 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 to lift my hand, snap, and point- only difference would be that I raised my left hand, not my right, as my right hand was busy holding my phone. Unless, of course, this footage is mirrored, in which case it would genuinely be the same
Could just be because I love a good bagel with lox and cream cheese
The mans picture in the duck story looks like he could be Lewis's dad.
That "tomorrow" and "tamara" conversation is exactly what I think of when British people just out right refuse to pronounce "er" or just "r's" at the end of words. Instead of pronouncing "er" it becomes just "a".
African Greys are actually the smartest birds in their species of psittacines. Some have been shown to live for up to 60 years in captivity, compared to 23 in the wild. Their cognitive level has been shown to be that of a 4-6 year old human, sometimes even higher than that. It’s been reported that grey parrots are capable of using existing known English words to create new labels for objects which the bird does not know the name of, for example, banerry. (Banana and Cherry).
They’ve also been known to be able to identify voices with faces who create those voices!
Long story short: Read up on them if you want. They are REALLLY smart!
i am an old man and i have fallen over
Well the duck's not gonna articulate the words, is he? He's just mimicking the noises based off of his interpretation and no one is giving him instructions.
That’s a terrible solution Lewis, because then instead of just giant mutant sewer rats, us New Yorkers would have to deal with both them and the new giant mutant herons! Imagine one of those things grown to the proportions of a NYC rat! That’s a freaking baby-eating dinosaur right there.
I loved Lewis & Simon not understanding the first bit of how animals live. Yes, herons stab the shite out of their meals before they eat it. Kinda their whole MO.
Im excited hes excited
Lewis is british Jim from the Office
I’m surprised you guys are still alive I was a little boy when I started watching and now I’ve been drinking alcohol for a year
I live in Florida and I see them pick lizards off bushes, so I doubt geckos are safe.
You know that you are getting old when the UA-cam people you have watched since israphel, are getting grey hair.
bleep not very good to block out lewis saying Sky news lol
Need a yogs parrot to say "nice clean race...no prox bombs"
hes saying you pick up the fucking mess
I had a bird that would say shut the fuck up all the time. it was the only thing he knew how to say, but he would say it to a friend of mine that talked a lot it was very funny
I wonder if Lewis regrets not continuing his career in chemistry. He tried really hard not to talk about it
Where is the next episode of shadow of Israfel :(
Wasn't Ripper Harry Potters's Aunt's Dog's name?
such a perfect upload for my name day
Wow, seeing this and knowing that Belle Delphine is British, did she get the idea for Gamer Girl Bath Water from Bath Water?
Pretty sure that was Sky News lol
Yooo that's my accent
Dr. Zeus is Digging a Hole.?!
I'm pretty sure Heron's like this are just the ones dying for natural selection
funny fact, actually 2 million divided by 3 thousand is 666.666666 herons from hell...
I'd train it to say "I can't hide my erection"
Also if you want another odd parrot story, NYC and a town in Germany both have populations of wild parakeets and wild parrots respectively
15:20 There's a girl who's literally bottling and selling her farts now... Maybe for yours, they both teamed up?
Also be careful Simon, Cats are the ones who are well known to eat their owners when they die! Bird pets are pretty affectionate and loyal in comparison.
WOOOO!
Gutta be the Sunday Times right?
Come on repeated news should be called “deja news”