Aries Spears LIVE

Aries Spears LIVE (Arizona 2023) clip 1

[@rohnbanks6501]

"Don't give me the fuckin riddles." LMAO

[@warrengomez67]

😂😂😂

[@zcrecelius5124]

That was gold 😂🤣😆

[@lamontbillingslb]

That was funny

[@xcaliber302]

BBC 😂

[@jetcrews97]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@san85putra]

“John Mclane, I want my diamonds!” 😂

[@Midastouchmase]

😂😭

[@finessum2timez]

I don't get it....

[@abp4708]

lmaooooooo

[@ronaldomessi7055]

​@@finessum2timez watch die hard and you'll get it. Bruce Willis movie

[@danbrowne2862]

@@finessum2timezlooks like the standard white villain with the thick South African or Dutch or Russian accent in movies like diehard or lethal weapon .

[@TheTheae06]

She even giggles in 44 years old

[@jordanf3860]

Underrated my friend 😂😂

[@yangasidziya3245]

Bro 🤣

[@Mario.1997]

They must be high school sweethearts.. ❤

[@TC-ym1vk]

Sure😐

[@Istancapital]

@@TC-ym1vk😂

[@billythatkidd6926]

I mean, she would've been 16!😒
But how old is Troy🤔😂

[@Brandon-Michael]

She didn't mention how she left him multiple times to bang other dudes

[@ayalibra]

​@@billythatkidd6926 Good question 🤔

[@mazzb305]

If she’s 30 I’m a newborn 😂😂

[@2senz]

If she had kids with Troy young in her early 20’s I believe it. Kids age tf outta you

[@samsneek4648]

@@RoundJulio🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RUTHLESSambition5]

​@@RoundJulioThey do age very badly😂

[@mariannepierre3249]

​@@RoundJulioAGREED

[@bigdawg508]

​@@RUTHLESSambition5oh wow you tried huh lol the issue is that your kind are to busy killing eachother so yall never reach 30yrs old lol good try though. Say you are a bitter racist without saying it..

[@marshallmcdermott4737]

Throwing the passport in the ocean was top tier material and he came up with it in a split second.

[@RCH45ACP]

You don't think he's used that line a thousand times before?

[@brody6634]

That was top tier?? The bar is low

[@JasonWilliams-um2nt]

​@@RCH45ACPexactly. Especially being the race baiting clown that he is. I'm sure he's used that wack line before

[@alexwright9292]

Yes that was solid but definitely in his back pocket

[@sumairali1688]

She was 30 when they met, she is 30 right now after spending 14 years with him and she will remain 30 till the last livin' breath.

[@adelhelma6015]

What? I don’t get it

[@arrjee9474]

@@adelhelma6015
Pretty much sayin’ she lyin’ …

[@izzydanWTF]

​@@adelhelma6015that would mean she was 16 when they met... Naah that don't add up

[@zachwatterson2233]

30 my ass. Her man is 55. Why she couldn't think of something nice to say about TROY?!

[@patriciapadilla2022]

​@@izzydanWTFwhy not Eminem and Kim were together since they were 13 and 16

[@wolfgangvonuce9803]

"John McClain I want my diamonds"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thembamkhize3779]

Wch movie is that from

[@wolfgangvonuce9803]

@thembamkhize3779 the movie is die hard 👍

[@thembamkhize3779]

tnx u

[@wolfgangvonuce9803]

@@thembamkhize3779 😃👍

[@East.Afrikan]

@@thembamkhize3779 Indiana johns

[@BigJosh01]

The John Mclane took me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicoleraheem1195]

😂

[@machaazahisagama3575]

I want my diamonds😂😂😂

[@brunoottina293]

In fact the poor blond guy just had a wee 😅

[@ohjuice5867]

And now... Christmas is right around the corner... Yippee-Ki-Yay!

[@bradfordmcdermott2063]

Haha lmao

[@mblow87]

Aries Spears is the best no recycled jokes he's in the crowd in-between jokes turning people into characters he'll reference down the line and you'll see him after the event

[@ciprianparaschiv7591]

Dude just has the funny in him. That terrorist bit came outta nowhere lmao

[@cmartin6109]

Aries bout to emerge as one of the greats. Sometimes I wait to watch his standup, because I know it's going to be top tier, and I want to be in the perfect state and place , to get the best laughs. That's not guaranteed w many new comics

[@notsans9995]

Lol he's been recycling his slave hymn joke for over a decade

[@donatapowell8143]

​@@notsans9995And up bet it triggers you 🐷

[@sylviawilliams7234]

@@notsans9995but with different slaves

[@viswaprasanna941]

This clip got so much better when he starts to talk to Troy. Just absolutely BRILLIANT improve. So sad they don't show it.

[@ramondizzymaybell1218]

Aries is one is the most underrated comedians of all time 💯

[@blackceasar2141]

" 30? alright " that's tuff 😂

[@HenryMiller-ou8yo]

Tuff as nails lmao

[@813entertainment9]

she ain't no damn 30

[@BC-zm4vc]

He been stressing her out

[@rogerdracks1880]

What did you expect ?
She’s been on the receiving end of …….

[@PlainclothesD]

Yeah she’s 30-30min from turning 40🎉

[@Mrgiftedsoul]

People don’t realize how special and funny Aries really is this man coming off the top of the head with haymakers

[@rasteenjackson7042]

Sht ain't funny

[@V_-4-_VENDETTA71]

@@rasteenjackson7042who’s your favorite comedian?

[@jeffreycairns767]

Nothing funny about this one

[@nicholasbrooks3299]

​@@jeffreycairns767Wrong again little pink pale man, he's very funny, you just don't like his topic ☝️

[@jeffreycairns767]

@@nicholasbrooks3299 No I'm not wrong. In my opinion he's NOT funny regardless of topic. I've never thought he was funny. He's not as bad as Jerry Seinfeld but damn near.

[@daveeraps]

I know this comment will go unnoticed, but keep me in your prayers please. I used to have 5 brain tumors, but now only have 1 left to go. In the past I became deaf, had thoughts of suicide, and even started having seizures. If you’re reading this I hope things get better for you and your family. God bless you all 🤍

[@jradditto3050]

Praying for ya

[@footballenthusiasttv5027]

Sending you God's love and blessing. You will live as the Lord God lives.

[@igormonteiro5875]

did you make it? prayers for you man God bless you and you family

[@kwasiaddo5831]

You survived 4 tumors when other people don't survive even 1. God will see you through the last one as well. Stay positive and stay blessed. 🙏🏿🙏🏿

[@ralphleighjr.5428]

May the LORD bless you!!!

[@mitchborja3640]

I got to meet Aries spears one of the coolest guys ever and like I told him when I met him he is the most underrated comedian I hope to open for him as a stand up comedian one day that would be amazing and a dream come true

[@camillejarrett5008]

So you just went to Africa and threw your passport in the ocean 😂😂😂. Aries is so damn hilarious. He just comes up with shit off the top.

[@jeffreycairns767]

But it's not funny

[@marcuslarwa9098]

If he was really good he would have changed up when she tried to lie about being 30. She might have been 30 when she first met him.

[@cmartin6109]

​​@@jeffreycairns767zero people like your sense of humor 😂 or comment

[@pube66]

So funny 😂

[@Stimulated_miind]

​@@cmartin6109fr😂

[@jupiterjohnson7191]

His crowd work is impeccable! 👍🏾

[@tremell7559]

We're still waiting for her answer to this day...

[@threewishes777]

They are high school sweethearts. Since 16 years old

[@ProvenHueMan]

That bish ain’t 30 😅

[@aricakritz2765]

@@ProvenHueManwhite women tend to age fast. My guess is she was a sun worshiper in her younger years.

[@alexryan43244]

​@@ProvenHueManexactly 😮

[@jasoncruz19800]

She looks 43lol wtf

[@Stop_reading_my_name.]

​@@ProvenHueMan yes she is 20 years ago

[@clbey7777]

Aries Spears is such a talented dude and he's very underrated.

[@JasonWilliams-um2nt]

You call this talent?😂😂

[@Lurch-11]

Really not that funny

[@JasonWilliams-um2nt]

@@Lurch-11 that's what I'm saying.

[@J-Bo-hr9zp]

​@@JasonWilliams-um2ntyes..crowd work is the hardest part of stand up. It's like freestyling off the head. Not rehearsed jokes.

[@lilcheryl8142]

I wanna see him live I swear I love Aries

[@ariesspears]

Find out where I'm near you: www.ariesspears.com

[@huejhanus3603]

@@ariesspearswhere can we listen too your podcast? are you on spotify?

[@Mr.Oct___]

I've seen that fat, pre/post/mid-diabetic mufugga twice....Bought hos CD afterwards too. Very much worth the price of admission. No question.

[@marioboyd557]

@@ariesspears bro I was having a bad day until I came across this. I appreciate it man.

[@ubeaight7774]

Bro, he died years ago

[@mr.IronGold_official]

Man! It was really funny, your pitch is full of creativity and charisma)🤙🏽

[@stickssikhakhane8222]

I've never rewinded any roll race this much, the way the chiron comes back in the second roll race is nuts😂😂🔥🤯😵

[@demetriusdavis5561]

I need to see Aeries live one day. He is always amazing ❤

[@steez5769]

I’ve see him once, his crowd work is amazing. If you sit front row, it’s almost guaranteed he’s gonna roast you one way or another. He loves to make it awkward for couples but in a good way obviously.

[@keontrishall9884]

I've been to a couple of his shows here in Denver. He is the most down to earth comedian I've ever seen.

[@TheWildcloud]

That John mclane I want my diamonds took me out 🤣🤣

[@christopherclyde7791]

It took me out too...😂😂

[@Mr.Oct___]

That was comedic timing & genius at play.

[@jaydrich8115]

😂😂😂😂 flawless

[@IAMWATER7]

Lmaoo

[@blacksmith1929]

Bruh that was a kill shot lol not the John McClain 😂

[@deltaworf]

😂😂😂He is the best on improvisation

[@Infamous_Shit_Magnet]

The best comedian........ hands down......

[@lewischacon6009]

She hasn’t been 30 in 15 years.

[@hershekissed]

💀 you know they age like old leather boots😂😂😂

[@RIKKF-ACETheUniiqueRoot]

​@@hershekissednah thats crazy ngl 💀

[@prabhjotlehra8090]

@@hershekissedhaha you’re still black

[@njbrx]

​@@hershekissedyou smoke too much crack

[@JaxValentine]

@@hershekissedyeah go fetch me some water

[@greglock7427]

lol if I ever go to a comedy show, I now know to stay glued to my seat lol!

[@helenpapas2496]

Mr. SPEARS: YOU ARE BRILLIANT!

[@rmglover3191]

I believe she was 30 when she met him. That math seems to visually make sense.

[@eyekandy3000]

The math wasn’t mathing

[@bosg8438]

⁠​⁠@@eyekandy3000and u ain’t lyin da math wasn’t mathing

[@RoundJulio]

​@@bosg8438sum wrong with y'all brain cells

[@normmac953]

She was probably nervous and just gave the wrong info.

[@nicoleraheem1195]

😂

[@Wh4L205]

She look at least 45. 30????

[@lordsafro]

Man white people aging is all over the place

[@datona13]

Maybe 35

[@bosg8438]

Most def look older den 30

[@donsandrano1429]

She is lying! She is not 30

[@krisfleischer7467]

She said that with a lot of confidence

[@hornetbrown]

Saw Aries Spears in Cleveland...same intensity and funny as hell.

[@Smok3God_Music]

Off the Top of the head this man is hilarious he could look at anybody n come up with something that’s amazing

[@brettwarren4187]

Im 32 and that woman could be my mom 🤣

[@jaysonW7]

Im 36 and she’s a damn liar

[@yikes5522]

@@jaysonW7exactly like wtf!!! That’s a hard 30 daaaaamnnnn!

[@bobbybrooks5846]

😂😂

[@88trapordie]

@@yikes5522hella hard 🤣 30 my ass

[@anubis8918]

She ain't lying,she's just white🤷‍♂️

[@SillyBastard]

" Bihh we are waiting on you "😂😂😂

[@LivieLiv723]

The young lady is beautiful he close a good match! Peace and blessings to this couple 💕

[@user-hv6on6dk4j]

This man is too funny. Please do a tour of England!!

[@RobertTapia]

30 going on ANOTHER 30!

[@nicoleraheem1195]

😂

[@iAmDjDUCK]

That Die Hard line was CRUCIAL lmfaooooo 😂

[@roalmabi4u]

Legend has it that she threw into the ocean her passport AND John Maclane's diamonds

[@lorddontay7565]

They been together that long good for them thats love

[@Markajamu62]

This escalated....
Descalated......and the terrorist....." I want my diamonds!"😅

[@samo_ammo]

Hahah I was dying bro 😭

[@vittorio870]

Just an innocent dude going to the bathroom, chill out 🤣

[@wolfman231]

​@@vittorio870I think that was Cade from the other short. He got roasted too.

[@vittorio870]

😂@@wolfman231

[@cwdoby]

"die hard terrorist" "John McClane I want my diamonds" Man I laughed out loud at that 😅😅😅😅

[@robertward1728]

Hollywood didn't want him because they can't break him

[@robertvasquez1845]

Has a lot of sketchy stuff on his resumé tho.

[@vizzyjay1357]

@@robertvasquez1845sketchy stuff like whatc

[@mauricesantinomf]

​ what hollywood actors don't have sketchy stuff on their resume?

[@edwards.8801]

​@@robertvasquez1845what stuff?

[@carlfrye1566]

Because he can't get thru a sentence without a few cusswords.

[@robertmcdevitt7873]

He is best

[@WhoThaFuxLadoBruh_]

Shout out my guy Aries Spears 💪🏽been a fan since the Mad TV days ,salute 🫡 💯😎

[@youngsavagemoney9645]

Huge fan aries spears

[@djlaws5323]

This is the 9th anniversary of my 21st birthday 😂😂😂😂😂

[@smokej1781]

Thank you 🙏🏼

[@reggaemattik5446]

The guy walking away like he knew the answer but just didnt wanna hear it.

[@123ABC488]

😂😂😂 facts

[@123ABC488]

He lost his girl that day hahahah

[@urbancommute5239]

Nope he didn't like the fact that that white lady was called a bi^^ch.

[@dmanman5781]

Answer: She couldn't get what she really wanted so she took what little she could get. Looking at her - checks out.

[@Umair.C]

That dude can get someone 10 times better by the looks of it. Why would he be offended? 😂

[@holysinnerxxx]

LMAO I'm still waiting for her answer!

[@queenyahshiriyah9745]

She can’t tell us why she let him hit 16 years ago and couldn’t leave, so iykyk! And she really doesn’t want him to know that’s why she’s still with him!! It’s actually a very (un)balanced relationship between the two but if they like it, It’s none of my business!!

[@darthnader3523]

🧑🏿‍🦲🍆 -> 👱🏻‍♀️ 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Ray_____]

​@@queenyahshiriyah9745Pop never bought her that Easy Bake Oven she wanted 25 years ago, that's why she's with him.

[@helenpapas2496]

LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE.
ANY COLOUR MIX ANY GENDER MIX.
SIMPLE.

[@shirleyaguilera7766]

Beautiful couples.

[@k1swan]

14 years and she folded the question ‘what do you like about him’

[@FFKonoko]

She had an answer immediately, she just didn't want to say it in public

[@bshdokkan2252]

@@FFKonokonah she folded for sure

[@buddah3418]

​@@FFKonokoso youre saying only one good thing about him and it wasnt anything you can say in public? Thats sad lol

[@malcolminthemiddle8777]

​@buddah3418 Calm down .She just didn't want to answer. Obviously 14 years it's many reasons. Keep the hate and jealously to a low. Someone sound single.

[@Istancapital]

@@malcolminthemiddle8777👍🏻love the reply

[@seekeroftruth6728]

30?! 😳 That girl's got some city miles on her!

[@Ray_____]

Dim white peoples age different. Mine bitter granny toll me's that.

[@Ray_____]

3 weeks ago? Wow. So far, YOUR get whty thread is a MAJOR fail. 😂

[@seekeroftruth6728]

@@Ray_____ Come back when you can read and write in English.

[@muziseanbymuzitv]

Aries crowd work is always phenomenal 😂😂😂😂

[@Ernaldinho1993]

Legends says it she is still thinking about what she likes about him.

[@dabigbaby7193]

🍆

[@VanHellsing12]

Shes lying

[@SWISSMUSICFC]

She’s not EAT the truth buddy lol

[@rahsunallah2825]

Exactly 😂💯😂✌️

[@FuckAllRacist]

Awww you’re coping

[@antionettebanks4523]

Crazy thing is she hesitated to answer the question on what she liked about her husband instead laughed like answer the question

[@pube66]

Or she just another chocolate lovin white gurl😂

[@ajani30001]

She's not 30...lolol..and he has to be at least 45...so this math ain't mathing...cause if he's been with her since she was 16...he was what?..24..25?..🤔

[@yungthugpymp]

Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing had hungry eyes too

[@eleminoupi5670]

Black dude looks 50 so yeah she's 45 50😊. Her kid might be 30

[@erickirk2427]

her youngest 30@@eleminoupi5670

[@RoundJulio]

Wat ur saying ain't making sense

[@GeneralLocooo]

People wanna stay young soooo bad 😂😂 she looked 30-35. Accept the fact we age, kids.

[@mistermills4252]

glad to see Aries doing stand up again

[@Maxtopic69]

We need the full stand up 😂 I’m dying 😂

[@jonathanbrown3046]

“John McLane , i want my diamond’s “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZethDavis]

Master of his craft

[@melindav00]

For those who are confused. When some women turn 30 they stop aging...not physically (obviously) but even 10 years later they're celebrating their 30th birthday...again. I think that's what she meant 😂

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Female math. Got ya

[@Stop_reading_my_name.]

😂😂 shes 30 yrs and 1000 months

[@montecolter9998]

These AZ sessions are bananas 😂😂

[@sexualchocolate10]

She's 30??? What..ain't no way she's 30 lmao😅

[@brian1291]

I was saying the EXACT same thing lmao!! Ain't no way she 30. She look at least 45

[@sexualchocolate10]

@@brian1291 I mean.. she's also a white woman.. we all know how they age😌

[@michaelatlas2341]

​@sexualchocolate10 getting a bit racy there

[@BrooklynRival7718]

She’s white. She’s 30

[@metaLungiez]

​@@michaelatlas2341Is it racy to acknowledge the scientific fact that less melanated skin is aged faster by UV radiation from the sun?

[@hershekissed]

Dude mobbed off like he knew she was lying😂

[@joemoma4287]

That wasnt the guy, that was tfue randomly

[@Green-Andy]

"where you going?" My response "to take a shit. You want to join?" LoL

[@ltbreezyswarzonecorner7506]

Part two is even better

[@urobos1]

The math ain’t mathing with this one.

[@authenticapparel1906]

Exactly. How wild is he.

[@andresrincon7240]

Nah she was 16 when they met each other and he was 25

[@SenorJuan2023]

Google his clip of Remington. It's HILARIOUS

[@mindfreaker420]

14 years with a brother and cant name one thing she likes about him 😂😂😂😂😮😮😮😮 blows my mind 😊

[@archim3dis]

Good to see him again

[@Kentelligent24]

Living Legend

[@rafsolo-qz7eh]

She didn't want to say the obvious!

[@formtuna]

A

[@boochi7087]

Isn't that sad though? Literally couldn't mention any qualities about him that were safe for public consumption.

[@kcorpora1]

​@@boochi7087yes she could.

[@Nonononono209]

You probably got a little one down there 🤣

[@user-vc7mf4rj4l]

🗣️He raw as hell💯

[@kwasiaddo5831]

The last dude felt it in his guts. He was like "please dont answer thata f*****g question". 😂

[@ricktheruler1665]

I would of left too . Bro talking to the crowd fuck that 😂

[@mrpgarner1982]

😂 that’s not why he left, you heard the crowd feel bad for him like that shit hurt his feelings. And I hope that wasn’t his woman that he was with.

[@eduardorodriguezjr2382]

*JUST SAY DIG BICK JEEZ.*

[@JaeSpeaksLive]

Ngl… dude getting up before the punchline saved their relationship. 🤣🤣😭

[@martinosborne6635]

He was about to cook her

[@jcdruss1263]

Aries im coming coming for you spears ,so quick 😂

[@kaanamjad]

Need the full show

[@F.D.Matrix]

Where can I watch the full video? This was so good

[@donaldsullivan6979]

Thats what Im lookin for too! You happen to find it?!

[@ImoleayoMedia]

Me too lol

[@miamiboy252]

My brother in Christ, you’re ON youtube.

[@deepbloux]

@@miamiboy252This made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂

[@Ray_____]

Bobby Brown, Snoop, and Whoopi Cracklberg all approve the wt "aging" comments. 😂😂😂😂

[@SarahTipton-ek6xl]

I need to be there I'm aries

[@tiequanadams7433]

Damn it’s just a clip? Or it’s a longer version of this coming?

[@ariesspears]

More on its way!

[@rajnayak2486]

God bless this woman. Beautiful soul.

[@NwoDispatcher]

💩

[@wadelescault2751]

My man’s a sharpshooter with the jokes, anybody can get it

[@TaroMaro-nx2zl]

Idk what everyone's so confused about. I had a classmate who'd only had 1 boyfriend since she was 16, both UK born African girl and Italian guy. They married at 27 and finally had a kid at 30. Idk what the age gap is between these two but the story is plausible come on now

[@Mugiwara555]

The comment section is so brutal 😂😂😂

[@preciousjewel8333]

Money. I like his money.

[@brianmaney1973]

She couldn't say he was honest, hard-working and stable...

[@chinoparatodo]

Bro looked like the guy with machine gun ended up in Santa Claus costume

[@LowIQinHQ]

14 years; 30…. She been with him since she was 16!

[@wildstyle203]

🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@POPJack1717]

And dude look 10 yrs older than her. So he was 26 when she was 16?

[@LowIQinHQ]

@@POPJack1717 yeah that seems about right! I’m a little rusty on my trigonometry

[@mauricesantinomf]

stop the cap she looks older than him

[@darkscripts5987]

If she's 30 then she must have been disrespecting time her whole life.

[@chellefin]

😂😂😂😂

[@yikes5522]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ray_____]

Said as you hot press your afro to mimic her hair. 😂😂😂

[@darkscripts5987]

@@Ray_____ I don't have an afro bud.

[@malcolminthemiddle8777]

Yall people in the comments is blind a.f. That's a pretty woman.

[@genius0498]

"no don't give me the f*cking riddles" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like seriously, just answer the damn question.

[@ivanduarte1875]

She ain't 30! If she is, she's lived a hard life

[@garybronson4525]

30 in human or dog years?

[@mike_frese_4517]

💀💀💀

[@wildstyle203]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@johnnyfreeman1018]

As a white guy I don't think we missed out on anything.....👍

[@NwoDispatcher]

This is a cope.

[@jamaarisquare979]

Always has to be one😭😭

[@othukeumukoro]

Nobody asked you. Lol

[@codesm96]

Wow so you're speaking for all white guys now...I know white guys that would deal with you accordingly for trying to project like that

[@abumansaray7]

Weird ass comment