Thanks to the internet, I just found who the first couple Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git named, regarding the guest roster for Ghastly Spotty Horrible Vicious Little Git's Spotting and Disemboweling Party. I asked the Rectums from Swanage, but they were tight-lipped about the Nauseas.
If comedy comes in unexpected juxtaposition, then John Cleese hocking up something into his/her purse has to be the funniest single moment in all comedy
I love how Sister Carol is punched out for delivering the "punch" line! The Pythons did that several times along with The Knight With the Chicken clubbing the Python who delivered the silly line that killed the sketch! Hillarious!
Only realized recently that Graham Chapman's occasional stuttering in sketches was probably caused by his alcoholism - hearing the stories about it him, it's amazing he didn't forget his lines
"We've just had the outside painted with warm pus. Yes, it's very nice, actually. Goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've had smeared over the front door." LOL! Rarely have I been so filled with the simultaneous urge to laugh and puke.
Today, me and my friend decided to go in the college library at lunchtime to play on the computers. I decided to read the script for this sketch and I was reading it outloud and I was rolling around laughing in tears. Good thing I didn't get in trouble for it he-he!!!
Scene: a cocktail party in Dulwich. Note that "git" is the name of one of the most impressive and widely-used computer source code control and version management systems around. I love how the implementation of git for the popular Python computer programming language is named Dulwich, in honor of this skit :)
There was once a book called "Raising Chickens for Fun and Profit" that the Pythons were lampooning in a Gilliam-created cartoon about chicken who was a gangster called "Eggs" Diamond, a parody of the infamous gangster "Legs" Diamond. After "Eggs" and his "gang of eggs" were gunned down, an ad for a book called "Raising Gangsters for Fun and Profit" was pitched as a linking gag to this sketch.
Oh you've no idea how the children get taunted! Why just the other day, Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced came running home crying! She's at the age when taunts like "She's a git" REALLY hurt!!!
I had to look up catarrh. Mr. Git smeared his front door with "catarrh and warm pus." Bleah. Graham mentioned in his autobiography that he thought John had a crush on Michael (who doesn't?), and that's why John wanted to work with Michael in the first place. Is it true? Who knows? But whenever I see this scene, remembering that bit in Graham's book makes it that much funnier.
murielsartre damn, I always thought that there is something between these two, because of their looks on each other and that fact that MP appeared only because Cleese want to work with Mike. And Graham just approved it. What a lovestory
Apart from Idle (who was quite charming with the right wig and the right outfit), all the pythons looked very hideous in a dress. Cleese always looked downright scary as a woman, bit of a psycho...
I also think Idle was brilliant at women's voices, especially in "The Meaning of Life" (the Protestant couple's scene after "Every Sperm is Sacred," and the scene with "Mr. Death").
Then you forgot the sketch with the man (Michael) whose wallet has been stolen, the policeman (John) asks if he saw anyone. Man says No. Ofcr says, "I'm afraid there's not much we can do about it then." Man says, "Do you want to come back to my place?" Ofcr says, "Yeah, all right."
John Cleese has all of four words in this skit, and his delivery is hilarious.
As is his delivery into his purse of a mouthful of disgusting liquid.
Carol still got him beat🥰
How do YOU do? 😁
The "Rectums" from Swanage 😂😂😂 I can't.
Joe Rogan's British relatives? 😂
It actually says in the script, "Mrs Git gobs colourfully into her handbag."
Thanks to the internet, I just found who the first couple Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git named, regarding the guest roster for Ghastly Spotty Horrible Vicious Little Git's Spotting and Disemboweling Party. I asked the Rectums from Swanage, but they were tight-lipped about the Nauseas.
John Smith it's squattage..
"How do YOU do?"
Loved that part.
I love how Cleese doesn't even try to do a feminine voice.
I always knew I couldn't be the only one with a Carol Cleveland obsession!
No, you're not. She's easy on the eyes.
hahaha oh god... I can't stop laughing whenever John appears in drag! He doesn't even have to do anything and it's bloody hilarious!
If comedy comes in unexpected juxtaposition, then John Cleese hocking up something into his/her purse has to be the funniest single moment in all comedy
0:45 XD That "How do you do?" gets me every time!
1:38 With all the misery, suffering and pain in this world....this one video clip makes it all worthwhile.....
.. somehow. =/
Looking back - they were like gods to us.
02:04-02:05 John Cleese's low giggle.....Outstanding!
Another wonderful bit of wild humour from the Pythons.
Ta, old fruit. The Pythons are the best thing that ever happened to humor.
That book at the very beginning: "Raising Gangsters for Fun and Profit"
Clever, very clever.
I love how Sister Carol is punched out for delivering the "punch" line! The Pythons did that several times along with The Knight With the Chicken clubbing the Python who delivered the silly line that killed the sketch! Hillarious!
Seeing John Cleese in drag made my day!
Only realized recently that Graham Chapman's occasional stuttering in sketches was probably caused by his alcoholism - hearing the stories about it him, it's amazing he didn't forget his lines
Was thinking the same thing while I watched this.
According to Cleese, he did forget his lines. A lot. He'd write something in the morning and have forgotten it in the evening.
John Cleese just standing is more funny than most people trying their hardest to be comical.
john cleese is hilarious!!!!!!! holy crap i almost peed myself when i saw him and he said how do you do.
Always when I see that Palin face on 2:05-2:10 I got a strange feeling that Cleese grabbed him for an ass :D
Oh my gosh you are right. Palin got goosed by Cleese. LOL
I was eating when I saw this--had no idea what was coming.
Hahaha!! "How do YOU do" and vomit missile are the highlights!
And...Chapman managed to stuff up BOTH versions of the intro. Must have been especially pissed that day.
1:20-1:22
That laugh from Cleese is awesome :з
Oh my God, when Terry just smashes the nun at the end. Hilarious!
Michael looks like he's about to lose it around 2:03
Yes, as another commenter noted, I think think John 'goosed' Michael!
I love the old ladies in the end, it's a Python classic!
11 people preferred the nice version
"We've just had the outside painted with warm pus. Yes, it's very nice, actually. Goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've had smeared over the front door." LOL! Rarely have I been so filled with the simultaneous urge to laugh and puke.
Wonder if the Farelly Brothers were inspired by that gross sketch. 😂
ha love this one, very underrated sketch.
I preferred the dirty version.....
synth on a plinth (boxer knocks you out cold)
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!
hahahaha i watch this skit over and over, i love it.
lol "these are the gits." "what!" XD
Man,someone better make that nun getting punched in the face by a boxer into a gif.
John Cleese looks incredibly funny as a woman.
Haha, at the end how John is rubbing himself , sorry, herself against the already very embarassed Mr. Stokes.
I actually just noticed this after many viewings. Suspect this was off script.
So THAT's what handbags are for. I always wondered about that
Today, me and my friend decided to go in the college library at lunchtime to play on the computers. I decided to read the script for this sketch and I was reading it outloud and I was rolling around laughing in tears. Good thing I didn't get in trouble for it he-he!!!
I searched for python and git and got here
emerge --ignore-world --keep-going --rage-clean hilarity
"how do you do" in the manly voice
vomits in purse
lol
Scene: a cocktail party in Dulwich.
Note that "git" is the name of one of the most impressive and widely-used computer source code control and version management systems around. I love how the implementation of git for the popular Python computer programming language is named Dulwich, in honor of this skit :)
lol Terry socks that nun one at the end :P
Between the names, and that nun's "I prefer the dirty version".... :)
the nun's head was hollow at the end, from the sound effect XD
Or, as the TV script so accurately states, "Mrs. Git gobs colourfully into her handbag."
Carol Cleveland ❤️
Quote, "the Rectum's from Swanage" , surely a must invite for every dinner party in Dorset.
he's SO enjoying coming on to Michael! "how do YOU do?" hee-hee-hee!
laughed the most at the random last part
Terry Gillian suckerpunch for the win
Forget John, Carol's where it's at!
Graham fucked up his line in the beginning, he was so drunk :P
Graham was an alcoholic.
And again at the end!
That's okay, it's the dirty version.
to this point I have never ever ever ever ever ever ever seen John Cleese in a dress
my lord, he looks...fabulous!
thanks, i understand this sketch clearer now lol
definitely gotta remember that pick-up line.
John vomited into his handbag.
The cover of the book, "Raising Gangsters for fun and profit" thats just genius.
There was once a book called "Raising Chickens for Fun and Profit" that the Pythons were lampooning in a Gilliam-created cartoon about chicken who was a gangster called "Eggs" Diamond, a parody of the infamous gangster "Legs" Diamond. After "Eggs" and his "gang of eggs" were gunned down, an ad for a book called "Raising Gangsters for Fun and Profit" was pitched as a linking gag to this sketch.
John Cleese's greatest performance.
“How do YOU do?” 😌
Life would be more fun if we all had totally honest names like these.
John cleese sneezing in his purse was pure gold
Oh that wasn't a sneeze...that was a mild vomit.
"raising gangsters for fun and profit" XD
John Cleese is the best woman ever.
oh chapman the hero is obviously alcoholised...
"Raising gangsters for fun and profit." 0:01
When terry gillian jumps in n punches the nun 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh you've no idea how the children get taunted! Why just the other day, Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced came running home crying! She's at the age when taunts like "She's a git" REALLY hurt!!!
and How do YOU do????? from 6 foot 5 inch amazon Cleese
Someone needs to replace the dialogue on an old Addams Family re-run with this soundtrack. Pleeeeeze!
The Royal Society for Putting Things on top of Other Things musta' had a royal bubble bath when they saw the Gits....
I love that sketch!
I wonder what the American equivalent of "git" is. Could it be "Kardashian"?
+TimelordR *ba-dum-tish!*
Kardashian's an Armenian name.
I wonder...
Not funny!
Accurate, but not funny.
Carcrashian
John Cleese is a legend.
"I prefer the dirty version" ... Smack
Priceless.
John Cleese in drag is terrifying.
i prefer the dirty version too!
I cant watch this without listen to "the Gits" afterwards ..
I ALWAYS subscribe to those youtube users who upload Monty's stuff..
"How do YOU do?" ;)
'I preferred the dirty version.'
is john cleese's 'woman' rubbing michael's back at 2:00?
LeetaMaybe i think yes, it looks like it)
Yeah! Terry Gilliam at the end with the KO of a nun!!!
The thickness of a liquid rather.
YESSSSSSS!!! JOHN CLEESE
... PM?
Geez, I must be really stupid. XD
I had to look up catarrh. Mr. Git smeared his front door with "catarrh and warm pus." Bleah.
Graham mentioned in his autobiography that he thought John had a crush on Michael (who doesn't?), and that's why John wanted to work with Michael in the first place. Is it true? Who knows? But whenever I see this scene, remembering that bit in Graham's book makes it that much funnier.
murielsartre damn, I always thought that there is something between these two, because of their looks on each other and that fact that MP appeared only because Cleese want to work with Mike. And Graham just approved it. What a lovestory
I think Graham might've been just projecting. The gayness, not the crush. Doubt he had one on MP.
It's "A Liar's Autobiography," so I would take it will a grain of salt...
John Cleese so beautiful in drag.
It really did look like Gilliam clocked her one then!
Apart from Idle (who was quite charming with the right wig and the right outfit), all the pythons looked very hideous in a dress. Cleese always looked downright scary as a woman, bit of a psycho...
I also think Idle was brilliant at women's voices, especially in "The Meaning of Life" (the Protestant couple's scene after "Every Sperm is Sacred," and the scene with "Mr. Death").
Then you forgot the sketch with the man (Michael) whose wallet has been stolen, the policeman (John) asks if he saw anyone. Man says No. Ofcr says, "I'm afraid there's not much we can do about it then." Man says, "Do you want to come back to my place?" Ofcr says, "Yeah, all right."
Is that Terry Gilliam at the end?
He was always drunk! :P
Cleese hacking up mucous landing in his open purse
I've already told you, this is silly. If it happens again, I'm going to sic Spiny Norman on you.
John crushing on Mike?! Eww! In my fanfiction (which was inspired by this, actually) It was GRAHAM who went off with Mikey lol.
These are the gits :)
As many times as I've seen this, I just noticed that Mr. Git has a Hitler mustache. Brilliant.
does anyone notice how John's woman costume makes him look pregnant?
I AM Spiny Norman!
I preferred the dirty version...whack!!!