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  • @lightningbeast96
    @lightningbeast96 Рік тому +462

    Hans's call back to the healing energy was underappreciated

    • @Terence.McKenna
      @Terence.McKenna Рік тому +19

      Jokes like that redeem him for me

    • @CLSgod
      @CLSgod Рік тому +17

      its because tony shot it down and wasn't listening to that part of the minute since he definitely looked lost lol

    • @dracekidjr
      @dracekidjr Рік тому +4

      I think he could have framed it better to get everyone on board but it was a good joke

    • @PokeyMan69
      @PokeyMan69 10 місяців тому +4

      Everyone is used to him being shit. Probably tune him out most of the time.

    • @malikwingfield5264
      @malikwingfield5264 8 місяців тому

      It was. I think we all just forgot that the other side joked about that

  • @dabear9951
    @dabear9951 2 роки тому +512

    “Do I piss on them now?” Hands down best joke up to this point. 😂😂

    • @Chuckydeez831
      @Chuckydeez831 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @jasras5003
      @jasras5003 2 роки тому +12

      Best line in an otherwise uneventful show, for sure.

    • @LegendBiscuits
      @LegendBiscuits 2 роки тому +21

      He deserved the big joke book for that one

    • @MSordernature
      @MSordernature 2 роки тому +10

      I thought that the Hansel and Gretel joke was also cool.

    • @L3G1TZHAKZ3R
      @L3G1TZHAKZ3R Рік тому +5

      crumbs fire no cap

  • @timcarroll7226
    @timcarroll7226 2 роки тому +1664

    I like how Hans politely and cheerfully claps for every comedian while William and David look disgusted and don’t clap .

    • @TheBvisual81
      @TheBvisual81 2 роки тому +89

      I noticed that too, that’s pretty cool of him

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 2 роки тому +157

      Those two look miserable when they all come out and Hans is beaming like an r word

    • @johnbaldwell3395
      @johnbaldwell3395 2 роки тому +240

      @@clevermissfox rchink?

    • @dboyagod
      @dboyagod 2 роки тому

      @@clevermissfox send noods

    • @jimschlat
      @jimschlat 2 роки тому +9

      yea whats up with that

  • @Pretendship
    @Pretendship Рік тому +413

    I wish I had the self confidence Tony has when he just insists his weak jokes are great and the crowd must be wrong 😂

    • @patric1337
      @patric1337 Рік тому +26

      you can get away with anything when your name is in the title of the show 😂

    • @Crystal__Clear
      @Crystal__Clear Рік тому +4

      Yeah except Roseanne though

    • @YoungIvy
      @YoungIvy Рік тому +13

      He's usually right when he does that 😂

    • @colinreynolds01
      @colinreynolds01 Рік тому +11

      Bro he has the entire audience gaslit but that's part of his strength.

    • @benminkov4756
      @benminkov4756 3 місяці тому +1

      Can’t make a good joke, better attack personality..( or in this case, his accent)😒.

  • @XxzanesterxX
    @XxzanesterxX 2 роки тому +178

    Crazy how Han David and William all managed to, despite being guests, provide only a minute of material this episode.

    • @DMich829
      @DMich829 Рік тому +8

      They do the work they’re paid to do 😂😂😂

    • @Tom-et2cd
      @Tom-et2cd Рік тому +4

      Well yeah I think because they’re “panel guests” and not there to do their normal standup routines…

    • @XxzanesterxX
      @XxzanesterxX Рік тому +28

      One year later and @@Tom-et2cd still doesn't get it.

    • @-Smitty
      @-Smitty 8 місяців тому +16

      Hans the whole video : 🤓

    • @elizabethmahoney83
      @elizabethmahoney83 Місяць тому

      Brian swinehart nothing is worse than an aging wigger

  • @QuantumJUICE
    @QuantumJUICE 2 роки тому +46

    The irony of Crum saying “I have no idea what you’re saying” to David fuckin MURDERED me !

  • @gooja9966
    @gooja9966 2 роки тому +1514

    The worse part about having the three best regulars as guests is not getting to see the three best regulars perform

    • @snoopycat_7702
      @snoopycat_7702 2 роки тому +109

      I'd say that was actually the best part

    • @will-i-am386
      @will-i-am386 2 роки тому +19

      ​@@snoopycat_7702 you sound jealous

    • @yasirkadhim2940
      @yasirkadhim2940 2 роки тому +22

      @@will-i-am386 Jealous of what?

    • @will-i-am386
      @will-i-am386 2 роки тому +13

      @@yasirkadhim2940 it's self explained to whom I was talking. Are you some white knight?

    • @yasirkadhim2940
      @yasirkadhim2940 2 роки тому +34

      @@will-i-am386 So if someone doesn't like someone that you like they are automatically jealous? Did you know that comedy is subjective?

  • @Clive_Darker
    @Clive_Darker 2 роки тому +295

    I’m still laughing from the slip noise redban pulled when the 2nd comic tried that joke 🤣😭

    • @LeafGreen906
      @LeafGreen906 2 роки тому +31

      his best soundboard hit yet

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 2 роки тому +12

      I cackled and rewound it like 3 times. Now my VCR is broke 😩

    • @sparky4947
      @sparky4947 2 роки тому +7

      the most he has made me laugh

    • @alexpowers5117
      @alexpowers5117 2 роки тому +1

      @@wrenboy2726 you still have a vcr nice

    • @mikecarroll9197
      @mikecarroll9197 2 роки тому +9

      A rare redban W

  • @duranjerome
    @duranjerome 2 роки тому +85

    The chemistry between these guys is absolutely non-existent haha

    • @martysmith2851
      @martysmith2851 6 місяців тому

      You mean the guest panel?

    • @chexcollects
      @chexcollects 6 місяців тому +9

      I don’t think they’re friends. They basically compete against each other for notoriety on the show.

    • @Swipey900
      @Swipey900 5 місяців тому

      @@chexcollects it's mutual combat

  • @cheddarbob9373
    @cheddarbob9373 Рік тому +45

    i love how hans is smiling no matter what is going on lmao

  • @cjprof1205
    @cjprof1205 2 роки тому +122

    Tony is my hero for being able to lay into the audience and still keep them riding his wave.

    • @FartInYourFace234
      @FartInYourFace234 2 роки тому

      I wonder how that guy who yelled pussy felt about tony afterwards lol

    • @lyndseyculver3057
      @lyndseyculver3057 Рік тому +2

      Tony is uncancellable 😂

    • @Fung43
      @Fung43 Рік тому

      Nah he used to be good at that, now he just tries to hard to be nice enough to keep people buying tickets and watching. Older episodes are sooooo good they used to cut people off if they weren’t being funny and kick them off before even interviewing them. They were actually mean and it was hilarious. Now I don’t know what the fucking point of this show is. So many people are trying out stand up and wanna do it for a living that it’s probably top 3 hobbies for people in cities under 30. A huge bubble is forming and it’s gonna pop and then these annoying unfunny liberals are gonna take over from the ruins. Very very very fucking annoying how obvious it is but kill tony just keeps getting more and more friendly

    • @Laquintainnroom217
      @Laquintainnroom217 8 місяців тому +1

      They aren't there for him, he and you need to know that

    • @cjprof1205
      @cjprof1205 8 місяців тому

      @@Laquintainnroom217 thanks dad.

  • @speezuss
    @speezuss 2 роки тому +40

    “Do I piss on them now?” Best joke of the night

  • @eduardazo
    @eduardazo 2 роки тому +64

    Tony using his 3 starter Pokemon in this panel.

  • @christopher_charles
    @christopher_charles 2 роки тому +33

    Hans with the “did you try having sex with him?” was the best joke of the episode! Killer!

  • @kompressahdnb
    @kompressahdnb 2 роки тому +896

    This episode made me really really realize how much Tony carries the show with basically no help from the guests. Besides the one or two from David.

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 2 роки тому +130

      Hans spoke less than that crazy guy did in his last set. David got bored and stared at the floor and his phone so much. And will just screamed.
      I thought this would be a better episode

    • @marcusjones986
      @marcusjones986 2 роки тому +19

      I always thought he tells people to not chime in too much. Which makes sense this is his baby.

    • @thetruth7339
      @thetruth7339 2 роки тому +46

      They desperately need the dynamic with the band they had when Joelberg and Jeremiah were in it.

    • @gamefimetaverse9800
      @gamefimetaverse9800 2 роки тому +11

      @@thetruth7339 I liked that as well

    • @youlig1
      @youlig1 2 роки тому +6

      @@thetruth7339 i agree, that was phenomenally good

  • @Camhowells
    @Camhowells 2 роки тому +44

    I want so badly to hear Tony doing a character as Terence McKenna , his voice is perfect for it lol

    • @joaomartins3367
      @joaomartins3367 2 роки тому +3

      Imagine Tony as a Terence McKenna going in and out of a bad trip flashback, and in the bad trip he is just roasting everything.

    • @Maltozombie
      @Maltozombie 2 роки тому +2

      this is the comment I am here for.

    • @SebastianScales
      @SebastianScales 2 роки тому

      Spot on 😂

  • @rooneyjohnson5932
    @rooneyjohnson5932 2 роки тому +144

    This has got the potential to be the best episode ever in existence!!

    • @elfharandy1
      @elfharandy1 2 роки тому +27

      nah. love them, but attell, fitzdog, and fidance combo is tough to beat. david is gonna do most of the heavy lifting for the guests.

    • @beenmicrophone5817
      @beenmicrophone5817 2 роки тому +27

      @@elfharandy1 every time david lucas move his ass he heavy lifting

    • @girthbrooks5018
      @girthbrooks5018 2 роки тому +2

      Idk this last one was nutz

    • @elfharandy1
      @elfharandy1 2 роки тому +1

      @@beenmicrophone5817 hahaha very nice, microphone, very nice!

    • @jamesreeese5222
      @jamesreeese5222 2 роки тому +5

      I disagree, who is going to reel the show back in when Tony pools five dump truck comedians out of the bucket.?

  • @ambessashield9360
    @ambessashield9360 2 роки тому +36

    I can’t believe that this channel doesn’t have millions of subscribers yet, it’s hands down my favourite thing on UA-cam. Lmao every week

    • @xdmztryvsvedine2773
      @xdmztryvsvedine2773 2 роки тому

      I feel like this show is even bigger in the real world. UA-cam is a great way for all of us to see it, but it think it’s cool how people across the country (and sometimes around the world) travel out there to see a show.

    • @ambessashield9360
      @ambessashield9360 2 роки тому +2

      @@xdmztryvsvedine2773 How is it bigger in the “real world”? Compare viewers with number of people that see this show in Austin. I’m watching from Sweden.. UA-cam is global!

    • @thesweatbaron8443
      @thesweatbaron8443 Рік тому

      ​@@ambessashield9360real world as in the people who pay money to see the show, youtube is nice but they make most of there money from sponsors and actual live viewers

    • @joshclarke5494
      @joshclarke5494 3 місяці тому

      @@ambessashield9360 I think he means there's more to life than UA-cam. People in "the real world" who don't know/care about UA-cam, still know about KillTony

    • @FPVwineUK
      @FPVwineUK 2 місяці тому +1

      1.8 Million and still not banned by the Google comedy police... Yet...

  • @jeremyellis7364
    @jeremyellis7364 Рік тому +4

    Cellphone bombed but absolutely killed it on the interview

    • @FPVwineUK
      @FPVwineUK 2 місяці тому

      Cell phone definitely didn't bomb to a minority.

  • @bcat1718
    @bcat1718 2 роки тому +219

    Just saw Hans, William, and Tony in Boston last night. As a OG fan of this show, having heard 1/2 their jokes on the show before, all 3 of them killed! William has another level that you can’t comprehend by watching online, he’s hilarious every second of his 15-20 minute set. There is no time to catch your breath. Go see these guys live while they are touring together. Insane that show only cost me $29.

    • @reekhavoc2932
      @reekhavoc2932 2 роки тому +15

      Bot? 👀

    • @bcat1718
      @bcat1718 2 роки тому +28

      Bleep blop nope

    • @KingofChill
      @KingofChill 2 роки тому +10

      I saw Tony, William and Hans in Philly last week and it was an awesome show as well

    • @Skorp-eon
      @Skorp-eon 2 роки тому +4

      i didnt even know they were in boston; i live close. Damn Sounds fun

    • @mattgenovese5891
      @mattgenovese5891 2 роки тому +3

      Same, saw em Saturday, absolutely killer show.

  • @xxxxxx89xxxx30
    @xxxxxx89xxxx30 2 роки тому +51

    I cant believe that I just recently started watching this show. Comedy gold! Best comedy show on YT.

    • @4realtime783
      @4realtime783 Рік тому

      just sucks every episode i've seen has been exact replicas of people you see online spouting the same tired ass rhetoric about covid and libRuLS . this guy doesn't get why he doesn't get more sets that's friends with tony despite just sounding like someone in the comment section of literally any political post nowadays.

    • @xxxxxx89xxxx30
      @xxxxxx89xxxx30 Рік тому

      @@4realtime783 gotta say, more true then not. Eather way i run it in the background now since i have so much to catch up on, and just focus on the good bits :)

    • @thesweatbaron8443
      @thesweatbaron8443 Рік тому

      ​@@4realtime783yeah that dude was redundant as hell, just shoved his politics down everyones throats

  • @kingjams
    @kingjams 2 роки тому +574

    I started watching Kill Tony a few months ago and I've been hooked ever since. I'm here every week! 🤩😎

    • @gratefulgringo8038
      @gratefulgringo8038 2 роки тому +5

      That’s the beauty of holding down Monday…

    • @np-bl7qc
      @np-bl7qc 2 роки тому +24

      There's so many good episodes you've missed. Watch one and let the algorithm take you for a ride.

    • @kingjams
      @kingjams 2 роки тому +14

      @@np-bl7qc I’ve started to go back and check out the old ones. I don’t know how I’m so late. Kill Tony is a big vibe 👏

    • @brandongordon123
      @brandongordon123 2 роки тому +4

      Welcome! I started watching in 2017 and have been watching every Monday since

    • @Jonnycerious
      @Jonnycerious 2 роки тому +2

      100%

  • @Walklikelions
    @Walklikelions 2 роки тому +9

    Dude Hans face the whole episode lmao.

  • @pato77781
    @pato77781 2 роки тому +114

    Hans kin’s jokes going over Tony’s head 😂

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 2 роки тому +29

      Fr he was throwin out shit jokes gettin mad no one laughed and then shit on Hans good jokes 💀

    • @spung5647
      @spung5647 2 роки тому +5

      he spoke during this episode?

    • @ThomSonnyYeah
      @ThomSonnyYeah 2 роки тому +2

      @@nickmagwood9200 it’s pretty standard for Tony to not actually pay anyone else any attention

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 2 роки тому +2

      @@ThomSonnyYeah I’m slowly realizing that as I watch more. The guests usually just sit there like audience members.

    • @frostkun7716
      @frostkun7716 5 місяців тому

      Brooo you call those jokes

  • @tugbutker1951
    @tugbutker1951 2 роки тому +51

    Tony is a true showman

  • @Angel_nlmb420
    @Angel_nlmb420 2 роки тому +58

    Crum was funny af he's just super nervous and awkward 🤣💯

    • @7hundredd840
      @7hundredd840 2 роки тому +8

      He did flow with interview though, and he's not as awkward as Hans kim

    • @Angel_nlmb420
      @Angel_nlmb420 2 роки тому

      @@7hundredd840 facts 💯💯

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 2 роки тому +2

      Awkward, but not in a way that is uncomfortable

    • @Angel_nlmb420
      @Angel_nlmb420 2 роки тому

      @@SnailHatan fr 💯

  • @VicLovin602
    @VicLovin602 Рік тому +4

    That R Kelly should I piss on them now joke was NUTS 😂

  • @Carp0
    @Carp0 2 роки тому +554

    It’s just Michael Malamud performing all night long. No one else.

    • @mikedepue
      @mikedepue 2 роки тому +33

      Hell yes. I'd pay for that one.

    • @GLo1991
      @GLo1991 2 роки тому +46

      All silence. All night. All laughs. All right?

    • @Hiphopopotomous
      @Hiphopopotomous 2 роки тому +76

      He sucks. I knew it.

    • @revss
      @revss 2 роки тому +56

      Was way funnier not talking

    • @cooperbarner2916
      @cooperbarner2916 2 роки тому +14

      SAY HIS NAME

  • @andyjames5429
    @andyjames5429 2 роки тому +206

    Really liking the 3 regulars as comedians but it feels like they still have employer/employee energy with tony. Legit feels like they get more time when they're just doing their minute spot

    • @ThePc-DjHub
      @ThePc-DjHub 2 роки тому +25

      Tony gave them a platform, nobody would know them otherwise.

    • @programmer1840
      @programmer1840 2 роки тому +5

      I get that as well. Also, they aren't really working to get exposure as they're always on the show.

    • @dargis
      @dargis 2 роки тому +12

      @@programmer1840 huh? literally all 3 of them are constantly doing shows and stadiums and constantly doing stuff outside of killtony? sometimes certain comedians just dont make good guests. even self made big name guests have been on the show that just sit there quiet most of the time. its not easy to pop in mid interview while tony is doing his thing, and always be able riff a banger.

    • @wolfgangamadeus8037
      @wolfgangamadeus8037 2 роки тому

      I agree, it’s weird. And it would only be half as weird if Tony would stop his constant plea for validation with explanation after every joke he says. I bet they think he is a total dick head and a pain in the ass to be around

    • @CrackerBarrelKid55-
      @CrackerBarrelKid55- 2 роки тому +8

      @@ThePc-DjHub except David Lucas. Was already famous before kill Tony & inherited $$ so he was already well off.

  • @dcsc1
    @dcsc1 2 роки тому +106

    Justin's jokes were great! And I couldn't stop laughing during his interview 😆 The boys were a bit rough on him.

    • @mowad9405
      @mowad9405 2 роки тому +22

      right! his jokes were best of the guests...gave him little book but next guy a big one...and somehow the jewish guy who had shit jokes and was silent last time is somehow the next big comedy legend?? give me a fucking break...

    • @majorphoto
      @majorphoto 2 роки тому +10

      sometimes the best get roasted the hardest, it's the nature of the show

    • @dcsc1
      @dcsc1 2 роки тому

      @@majorphoto I wouldn't say he was the best.

    • @JointsMcdanks
      @JointsMcdanks 2 роки тому +5

      @@majorphoto he was good. it showed how he he took it in stride too

  • @EmilioMendiolaJr
    @EmilioMendiolaJr 2 роки тому +43

    I felt like the adopted kid honestly deserved a big joke book. His set was ok but his interview was hilarious and he definitely contributed to it being funny. Just like the guy before him

  • @joshmoxey.
    @joshmoxey. 3 місяці тому +3

    Man… Kill Tony episodes feel so incomplete without the big red machine closing it out

  • @-taylord2am-473
    @-taylord2am-473 2 роки тому +13

    1:27:00 preach it. “Cellphone” was so genuine and wholesome I loved it.

    • @trel9388
      @trel9388 2 роки тому +7

      Too bad they/them wasn’t funny

    • @MyTardisGoWhoosh
      @MyTardisGoWhoosh Рік тому +3

      I feel like David did a low blow wanting to pick a "girl" after Cellphone...

    • @FPVwineUK
      @FPVwineUK 2 місяці тому

      @@MyTardisGoWhoosh I mean... It's Kill Tony... That is generally the shitty nature of most jokes, especially from Lucas. This was a wholesome intelligent show.

  • @nathanp6502
    @nathanp6502 2 роки тому +108

    Super stoked. This is going down at Skankfest in Vegas on Sunday. So glad I'm here and finally get to see Kill Tony live!

    • @LitPenguin713
      @LitPenguin713 2 роки тому

      Lucky bastard

    • @CalmDownJack
      @CalmDownJack 2 роки тому +3

      fuk that was yesterday

    • @nathanp6502
      @nathanp6502 2 роки тому

      @@CalmDownJack , Yeah... guess the Skankfest one won't air right away.

    • @imnickim
      @imnickim 2 роки тому +2

      Joke wrld would definitely like to hear about it. He's doing a review of that weekend

  • @ThatNorwegianGuy-
    @ThatNorwegianGuy- 2 роки тому +89

    The Tricolor Triad..
    We got The Shanghai Howlin' Shaolin, The Southern Cotton Candy Man and The Pale Flame.. Tune in Monday night 😎

  • @yousnasserous
    @yousnasserous 2 роки тому +3

    Think this is one of the better episodes... Bursting out in laughter alone and sober is a great sign.

  • @maurice5402
    @maurice5402 6 місяців тому +2

    Man, that guy who found out his boss is cheating is such a slithering coward for not telling her husband

  • @TurtleTugger
    @TurtleTugger 2 роки тому +14

    Why does an hour forty five feel like 30 minutes 🤯 i cant get enough of this & i already watched 2 episodes today

  • @TheOpius123
    @TheOpius123 2 роки тому +200

    How can you show us this line up 4 days ahead of broadcast..... Killin me! This one is going to be off the charts...

    • @joel1228
      @joel1228 2 роки тому +7

      My exact thoughts, lol - the anticipation is going to 100% kill me.

    • @LeetTrance
      @LeetTrance 2 роки тому +7

      brothers in camo

    • @XYDEWAYZ8
      @XYDEWAYZ8 2 роки тому +2

      They did it for the engagement, it’s a smart tactic especially because the pod is gonna be super good

    • @LeetTrance
      @LeetTrance 2 роки тому +1

      Brothers in camo AKA Run The Jewels

    • @TheOpius123
      @TheOpius123 2 роки тому

      @@XYDEWAYZ8 Wow, really you can't be this naïve! We all know why they posted it in advance, marketing, to get more eyes to see it and gain more views. My post was sarcastic in the sense of anticipation and that we have to wait that long to see what will be a great show, not that I didn't understand their strategy to have more views. I will chalk up your ignorant comment to you getting in the comment section too early in the morning before your brain could actually digest the information..

  • @TheAaronp17
    @TheAaronp17 2 роки тому +94

    Just wanna say, Justin O’Donnell was hilarious and he was given a small joke book and no recognition. That was a great set

    • @shizbang
      @shizbang 2 роки тому +37

      Ok Justin

    • @hunterzandarski5612
      @hunterzandarski5612 2 роки тому +28

      Seriously though he was the best one of the night yet they shit on him by the end. And then they praise fucking Cellphone who was trash. Didn’t make any sense at all. Justin was legitimately funny.

    • @jjodonnell100
      @jjodonnell100 2 роки тому +61

      I appreciate you guys! Next time, I'll do even better.

    • @hunterzandarski5612
      @hunterzandarski5612 2 роки тому +12

      @@jjodonnell100 Fuck yeah man keep at it!

    • @timothyalan34
      @timothyalan34 2 роки тому +8

      He for sure got robbed for that big book, he should've gotten one just off the "take that" line 😂

  • @jeremiaharadanas3707
    @jeremiaharadanas3707 2 роки тому +16

    shoutout to the camera crew... the production value has gone up since the LA episodes, cool seeing the closeups and different angles mixed in

  • @gemdropbeats2064
    @gemdropbeats2064 2 роки тому +11

    Kill Tony is a master class in comedy every week. I want to try one day but then I see this show and get reminded how hard it is lol

    • @doyourownresearch7297
      @doyourownresearch7297 11 місяців тому

      but they are pretty shit.

    • @FPVwineUK
      @FPVwineUK 2 місяці тому

      @@doyourownresearch7297 how difficult it is to sling shit in the UA-cam comments, but to actually go to Texas and perform badly - so much harder. Full respect to anyone standing up on the haze show!

  • @slowdown8945
    @slowdown8945 2 роки тому +57

    We need things like this WAY more often, who knows how many mondays we have left

    • @thetruth7339
      @thetruth7339 2 роки тому +23

      Lol turn off CNN bud

    • @agentjeffreyepstein
      @agentjeffreyepstein 2 роки тому +10

      i dont watch tv, have no social media, i feel the same endgame air

    • @chuckinflixin7483
      @chuckinflixin7483 2 роки тому

      If that’s the case we should all give up, fuck a Monday

    • @Lost_n_Found_1
      @Lost_n_Found_1 2 роки тому +2

      More than you may think. While it is true we may be closer to the end than the beginning, across millennia, could still be a few hundred years. Could also be tomorrow, but I highly doubt it, lol.

    • @gfdrthjigvtyhnhyg
      @gfdrthjigvtyhnhyg 2 роки тому

      thats true of anyone at any time. death is possible for everyone at all times. who cares if its now or 30 years from now. the risk of living is the same no matter how you slice it. indulgence isnt the way to cope. acceptance is.

  • @dallasskipper3895
    @dallasskipper3895 2 роки тому +8

    Damn The Crumb guy really is in the Rings of power 😂

  • @wokepl2709
    @wokepl2709 2 місяці тому +2

    23:55 I respect him just saying “if Gandalf was a hobbit”

  • @thegamedudeguy
    @thegamedudeguy 7 місяців тому +1

    That Body slam joke could be the funniest joke I've ever heard on the show.

  • @huntersilva9117
    @huntersilva9117 2 роки тому +6

    William tickling David when he was picking a name cracked me up

  • @cristiannavarro5169
    @cristiannavarro5169 2 роки тому +7

    Whoever gets pulled out of that bucket is in for a rough time after those 60 seconds lol

  • @jamanha21
    @jamanha21 2 роки тому +12

    Tony’s voice cracking the first time he speaks made me laugh so hard haha

  • @jakedoom8807
    @jakedoom8807 Рік тому +2

    they got 1000 lbs of heavy hitters on the panel, and thats just Redban and David Lucas

  • @marck.6258
    @marck.6258 3 місяці тому +2

    Now Tony should do a follow up with some of the new regulars as hosts like Kam Patterson, Ari Matti and Drew Nickens... that would be cool.

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 2 роки тому +23

    It really is refreshing to see someone like "Cell Phone" haha like to see someone who's into that world yet also fully supports and accepts our world is amazing. I hope Cell can teach their peers that the world of comedy is the most openminded in the WORLD

    • @eyezaropin
      @eyezaropin 2 роки тому

      Cellphone said it perfectly, "If you want to be whoever you are, you gotta let other people be whoever the f*ck they want." The majority of people within that community think that way. You just don’t hear or read about that because it doesn’t fit the narrative of the Main Stream Feedia! lol

    • @gorliagirp7274
      @gorliagirp7274 2 роки тому

      Its a beautiful thing

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 2 роки тому +1

      His* peers.

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 2 роки тому +6

      @@wrenboy2726 buddy I like Matt Walsh too but goin out of our way to call people what they specifically don't want to be called is just gonna further division. Just call everyone like this "they", that way you don't ever have to think about it and nobody's gonna start childish drama over the trivial interaction

    • @RobertMCDerp
      @RobertMCDerp Рік тому

      @@variaxi935 It's not about that. You shouldn't be forced to say something you don't believe in just to avoid "childish drama over the trivial interaction". If I don't believe that he is a she then I don't have to say it. I'll call whoever it is by their legal name and that's it but i'm not abiding by anyones delusion

  • @delasse3178
    @delasse3178 2 роки тому +4

    hahaha when they said hans, william AND david lucas i was shocked to see it was the same venue

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 2 роки тому +7

    Brought Malamud back way too soon! Great timing Tony!👌

  • @Dave-Dinos
    @Dave-Dinos 2 роки тому

    The best quote from this episode: “it’s all about what words you say.” We love you tony

  • @christianmagdaleno4610
    @christianmagdaleno4610 2 роки тому +32

    Crumb is like a well known actor! I loved him on Rings Of Power! Insane that he’s just up there on Kill Tony!!

    • @L3G1TZHAKZ3R
      @L3G1TZHAKZ3R Рік тому +2

      crumb was a goat in this set and on rings of power

    • @lankeymarlon
      @lankeymarlon Рік тому

      I watched all that show and didn't recognise him at all. Maybe it was the glasses.

    • @strider7008
      @strider7008 4 місяці тому

      That show f ing sucks

  • @shanenelson8725
    @shanenelson8725 2 роки тому +4

    “Is this when I piss on them” 😂 did not see that coming

  • @dolganseraphin
    @dolganseraphin 2 роки тому +17

    that some GTA main character type shıt

    • @rickymaracigan
      @rickymaracigan 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 alternate universe

  • @gunnermatthey847
    @gunnermatthey847 2 роки тому +5

    That last couple was the perfect ending to this episode. So good

  • @djspencerduh
    @djspencerduh 2 роки тому +4

    Kill Tony is the best man. Shoutout to everyone who makes this show possible

  • @drgarza1000
    @drgarza1000 2 роки тому +4

    So I want a ring tone.. 'this is Hans Kim this is Hans kim

  • @JohnDoe-yoyoyo
    @JohnDoe-yoyoyo 2 роки тому +95

    quick recap of this episode: Hans recently got a condom on, handy from a questionable lady. David Lucas repeatedly accuses Tony of being homosexual and William Montgomery calmly and rationally mediates on behalf of all parties who agree to sit down and reconcile their differences over a bowl of home made minestrone soup. Tony is quoted saying "I love it." 😉

    • @icetraej
      @icetraej 2 роки тому +9

      not going to argue you semetics with you but you said quick recap not word for word transcript

    • @MRios1128
      @MRios1128 2 роки тому +6

      OKEY-DOKEY

    • @timothyalan34
      @timothyalan34 2 роки тому

      @@icetraej nigga, speak English

    • @JohnDoe-yoyoyo
      @JohnDoe-yoyoyo 2 роки тому

      @@icetraej ok fine, as long as you aren’t going to argue semantics with me.

    • @wjkrug
      @wjkrug 2 роки тому

      Incredible

  • @johngrant6721
    @johngrant6721 2 роки тому +8

    How funny would it have been if Michael Malamud answered the phone in his plumbing and air conditioning bit with Tony and just didnt say a word.

    • @kevinVersus
      @kevinVersus 2 роки тому

      Oh damn that would have been unreal, good thinking

  • @tatumsh9
    @tatumsh9 2 роки тому +5

    If the regulars don’t do a set, then there better be some sort of special treat…

  • @jeremiaharadanas3707
    @jeremiaharadanas3707 2 роки тому +2

    Michael Malamud be like all the characters from both Napoleon Dynamite and Superbad combined

  • @ketosand
    @ketosand 2 роки тому +7

    This show keeps getting better and better.

  • @Cliporis
    @Cliporis 2 роки тому +23

    Interesting how William and David both picked camouflage :D And Hans chose to wear, well, Hans :D

    • @joel1228
      @joel1228 2 роки тому +2

      Seems he is dressing for a different movie audition each show - lol!

    • @klbs9630
      @klbs9630 2 роки тому +1

      Plaid, a geometric pattern, Asian camouflage.
      (Also a throwback to his sets when he was wearing this shirt from Aviator nation and got roasted more than Korean BBQ so he decided to cut the sleeves off and wear it the next week 😂)

    • @nickmaranzano
      @nickmaranzano 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @eyezaropin
      @eyezaropin 2 роки тому

      ​@@klbs9630 Except Korean BBQ is grilling, not roasting. Good attempt though lol. Here's mine:
      Hans got SO roasted when he wore that shirt that he ended up getting a call from Snoop Dogg asking if he could try it on.

  • @NonVaccinated
    @NonVaccinated 2 роки тому +16

    We need another Gary Falcon set

  • @datadude295
    @datadude295 2 роки тому +8

    The new zealand guy ruled

  • @kalvindotcom
    @kalvindotcom 10 місяців тому +1

    Tony literally tearing that second comedian apart lol I literally have not laughed so hard on any other KT episode yet 😂

  • @Crap_baskets
    @Crap_baskets Рік тому +1

    "You look like everything" unexpectedly made me burst out laughing

  • @JasonOsirisFitnessGuru
    @JasonOsirisFitnessGuru Рік тому +2

    I wanna watch Mark Normand, David Lucas, and Tony to just roast each other for a whole episode. Let’s make that happen ASAP!

  • @lakotakid
    @lakotakid 2 роки тому +35

    Someone tell David Lucas to get off his damn phone. Grubhub can wait.

    • @frankjenkins1449
      @frankjenkins1449 2 роки тому +1

      It’s in his character to be on his phone and be disinterested in the show. Always has

    • @chexcollects
      @chexcollects 6 місяців тому +3

      Lucas kind of sucks

    • @frostkun7716
      @frostkun7716 5 місяців тому

      Not as bad as the bald mf who reads his material like a douche

  • @garrettsaulnier2651
    @garrettsaulnier2651 2 роки тому +17

    That guy crum is a true entertainer he was a pleasure to watch

  • @bobbyj0nes911
    @bobbyj0nes911 2 роки тому +50

    So excited. These 3 are genuine dudes who get me good. cant wait.

    • @sheeshlouise6014
      @sheeshlouise6014 2 роки тому +2

      How do you think they did?

    • @MyWORDisntGospel
      @MyWORDisntGospel 2 роки тому +5

      @@sheeshlouise6014 Tony made the show. Some would say, he saved the show.

    • @sheeshlouise6014
      @sheeshlouise6014 2 роки тому +1

      @Earlea VSSE bruh he doesn't even do a set in this Kill Tony episode you are in the wrong comment section my dawg

    • @beishmeister
      @beishmeister 2 роки тому +3

      Hans and William were basically asleep during the show. David was the only one engaging.

    • @Zure467
      @Zure467 2 роки тому

      @@sheeshlouise6014 Hans won't sleep with you buddy, don't defend him.

  • @leonardjones6167
    @leonardjones6167 2 місяці тому +1

    David is HATING Tony telling that wrestling story. Dude’s insecurity knows no bounds.

  • @marketdrop9339
    @marketdrop9339 Рік тому +2

    Crazy seeing someone Tony started stand-up with and where life took them two different directions

    • @pg_jem
      @pg_jem Рік тому +2

      Crazy not being funny makes you go nowhere in comedy even with 16 years.

  • @idlyblare
    @idlyblare 2 роки тому +6

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is Hans Kim

    • @Just.Sketching
      @Just.Sketching 2 роки тому +4

      This is hans Kim, this is hans Kim this is hans Kim this is hans Kim.
      My favourite asian standup comedian entrance theme song.

  • @whatintheworld7624
    @whatintheworld7624 2 роки тому +7

    bruh this was a killer episode!!! lmao everyone was a character

  • @georgesoros5769
    @georgesoros5769 2 роки тому +2

    You do NOT want Tony's laser eyes walking you down either going to the bathroom or coming back

  • @fantomlore222
    @fantomlore222 Рік тому +1

    “Was it fentanyl? “ I don’t have test strips anything’s possible “ 🤣

  • @nitrokiller9959
    @nitrokiller9959 2 роки тому +7

    Last weeks ep was INSANE I wonder if this one will be better??

  • @josiah_simpson
    @josiah_simpson 2 роки тому +7

    “One in the Fauci, two in the ouchie!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gregoryscharton4152
    @gregoryscharton4152 2 роки тому +7

    Tony has good eyes. These guys are top tier

  • @Sammo212
    @Sammo212 2 роки тому +1

    "My therapist told me"...I didn't need to be told to know they are in therapy.

  • @Valleyoftexas-43
    @Valleyoftexas-43 Рік тому +1

    Dude’s girlfriend giving him the side eye when everyone started laughing at his jokes. 😂

  • @God0fGoofs
    @God0fGoofs 2 роки тому +4

    19 minutes in and Tony's killing me from shit talking the crowd 😂😂

  • @christiandaly4281
    @christiandaly4281 2 роки тому +5

    I wish Michael Mulmud did the silent set again

  • @Codethe_Road
    @Codethe_Road Рік тому +3

    If I got a tiny joke book, I'd give it to Redban.

  • @chubbychaser93
    @chubbychaser93 2 роки тому +20

    David Lucas could not have looked less interested lol chillin on his phone

    • @MRios1128
      @MRios1128 2 роки тому +1

      Hate when guests are on their phone

    • @7hundredd840
      @7hundredd840 2 роки тому +12

      No respect whatsoever for the show, too busy looking at the clouds he blew....I'm convinced he smokes just for the aesthetic

    • @SuperTed.
      @SuperTed. 2 роки тому +4

      @@7hundredd840 thats normally what the rich kids do.

    • @srsieg1155
      @srsieg1155 2 роки тому

      Over his shit

    • @frankjenkins1449
      @frankjenkins1449 2 роки тому +4

      He’s always been like that, plus he takes memes online to use as his own

  • @Xxballin17xX
    @Xxballin17xX 2 роки тому +2

    I thought when cell phone made a speech about taking jokes the crowd was gonna start chanting Tony! Like some Jerry Springer shit 😂

  • @zulusoloin8316
    @zulusoloin8316 Рік тому +1

    William's and Hans' facial expressions throughout this entire video are hilarious

  • @redmulletcomedy5238
    @redmulletcomedy5238 2 роки тому +17

    What you're doing for comedy Tony is absolutely fucking amazing 🔥

  • @emmanuelmartinez420
    @emmanuelmartinez420 2 роки тому +17

    Attended kill tony last week and it did not disappoint 😂 this one looks fun though!

  • @gerryinkstains9876
    @gerryinkstains9876 2 роки тому +4

    I can't watch this show on shrooms no more. I almost died just now. Laughed so hard I almost went blind

  • @effingdingus
    @effingdingus Рік тому +1

    Tony’s the type of dude to bring camping gear on a hotel trip

  • @Texasplit
    @Texasplit Рік тому +2

    I went to school with a Justin O’Donnell. For half a second I was like NO WAY 🤣 my Justin was short to!

  • @PabloC96
    @PabloC96 2 роки тому +5

    Man Redband should’ve got a standing ovation for that sound effect at 27:21 that was too perfect 😂

    • @Andy-im3kj
      @Andy-im3kj 2 роки тому

      Easily one of the best moments of the show lol

  • @AshLuvsCoop
    @AshLuvsCoop 2 роки тому +9

    This is my first time watching kill Tony! My virgin experience ❤

    • @AshLuvsCoop
      @AshLuvsCoop 2 роки тому

      @@BravoSeven I didn't love it...or totally get it. But I adore Tony!!!

    • @cr144mc6
      @cr144mc6 2 роки тому +1

      Any kill tony with Shane Gillis would be a good second episode

    • @AshLuvsCoop
      @AshLuvsCoop 2 роки тому

      @@cr144mc6 Shane is incredible - that's a great recommendation> Thanks for being a friendly crew :)

  • @New_Orleans_Ghost_Hunter
    @New_Orleans_Ghost_Hunter 4 місяці тому +1

    CELLPHONE was cool AS FUCK, the world needs more people like this that don’t take shit so seriously and laugh at themselves