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  • Опубліковано 16 січ 2022
  • Contains adult humour In a radio first - unless Dave Clifton's shoulder rub counts - Alan has a massage live on air. Subscribe to Baby Cow for more: bit.ly/SubscribeToBabyCow
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    Welcome to the official home of Baby Cow productions on UA-cam! We have created some of the most iconic characters on British TV - ranging from classic Partridge to heart-warming Gavin & Stacey, all this and more will be available for you to view. Plus, we'll be giving you exclusive previews and behind the scenes of our new shows, as well as developing our own pipeline of shorts featuring new and established talent. You can find the best, official clips from the Baby Cow archive, as well as brand new videos, here on our UA-cam channel.
    This is a commercial channel from BBC Studios. #AlanPartridge #MidMorningMatters
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  • @MsJai_1
    @MsJai_1 2 роки тому +64

    "I get a bit knotted at the start of the month, when the direct debits go out."
    "He's not done verrrry well in his career."🤣
    I adore Alan!

  • @renhoek3851
    @renhoek3851 2 роки тому +19

    'when the direct debits are going out' - that is so true! the 1st is absolutely brutal

  • @paulharrion3398
    @paulharrion3398 2 роки тому +16

    "Let them get cancer!" 😲
    🤣

    • @wungabunga
      @wungabunga 2 роки тому +5

      Her hands would be equally at home cradling a winged bird, or hammering sheet metal in a yard. 😂

  • @symmachus898
    @symmachus898 2 роки тому +7

    AP's best format. Get him back in the booth and behind the mic, Coogan!

  • @damianclark550
    @damianclark550 2 роки тому +23

    We need another series...

  • @oDanTheMano
    @oDanTheMano 2 роки тому +12

    Never noticed the Bradbury bone-on before. Nice touch.

  • @mikewilson714
    @mikewilson714 2 роки тому +5

    The way that "Glockenspiel Dreams" just seductively oozed out...

  • @bingefeller
    @bingefeller 2 роки тому +13

    Randy McKnob!

  • @glenndouglas8822
    @glenndouglas8822 2 роки тому +2

    The English Bill Bryson in his trail dream!

  • @smoothmicra
    @smoothmicra 2 роки тому +30

    If Baby Cow weren't so tight they would put the first two series on UA-cam for free. It would only help prolong the Partridge saga...

    • @joecraven2712
      @joecraven2712 2 роки тому

      Yeh they could at least put one on for free! I have seen them all but I can’t remember where I watched them or wether or not I paid for it. I wouldn’t mind watching it again.

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin 2 роки тому +7

      If you weren’t so tight you could come round to mine. , buy me a beer everyday and sing for me all evening. For nothing.

    • @euanscotland
      @euanscotland 2 роки тому +2

      I bought them, and I watch them regularly.
      Then again. I stuck in at school.

    • @jamespeters3430
      @jamespeters3430 2 роки тому +5

      Ridiculous. Why don't you do one day's work free a week? Modern day disease of "Just give me stuff for free". The only tight one is you. Buy the series and watch it forever. Oh yeah... You won't do that will you?

    • @chicken-wuss
      @chicken-wuss 2 роки тому +2

      If you weren't so tight you'd support Coogan's work for free.

  • @Jaswalkermusic
    @Jaswalkermusic 2 роки тому +6

    .. Good banter... It really is... .

  • @user-jg9sk3ic5n
    @user-jg9sk3ic5n Рік тому

    These things are the absolute peak of comedy

  • @mrtnpope
    @mrtnpope 2 роки тому +2

    Smooth as an eel

  • @wpl955g9
    @wpl955g9 2 роки тому +11

    Shirtless Alan? Mind you, I can't talk, I've got a fat back.

    • @phoebecaulfield4062
      @phoebecaulfield4062 2 роки тому +3

      You ought to lay off the Toblerone. (I know, I know, it's a medical condition)

  • @tb7667
    @tb7667 2 роки тому +12

    Partridge thinks him getting a massage would make for interesting radio. You'd think he would have learnt his lesson after the phone-in about panel beating.

    • @hmq9052
      @hmq9052 2 роки тому

      Radio wine tasting was perhaps the best example

  • @Breaksnbeats
    @Breaksnbeats 2 роки тому +8

    "I've gotta do the Ident".

  • @Aerojet01
    @Aerojet01 2 роки тому +5

    Done properly, a good massage makes you feel a new person.

  • @GST51
    @GST51 2 роки тому +7

    Tim Key is a genius , i keep leaving the same comment ..but its true

    • @HighlandMike325
      @HighlandMike325 2 роки тому +1

      "Lynn.. i'll just speak over you.
      Tim Key is Genius Tim Key is genius Tim Key is Genius Tim Key is Genius..."

    • @rain_down_
      @rain_down_ 2 роки тому

      Cheers Tim

  • @cpndSimyule
    @cpndSimyule Рік тому

    what a man for gees and shlag @03:06

  • @glapots
    @glapots 2 роки тому +4

    Reminds him of being born

  • @Chessalot
    @Chessalot 2 роки тому +1

    agreed

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 2 роки тому +5

    'Johns got quite a small garden...because he hasn't done very well in his career' thats Steve Coogan talking not Alan...

  • @Wolshanze
    @Wolshanze 2 роки тому

    Edmonds is top notch !!!!!

  • @salmonesque
    @salmonesque 2 роки тому

    ... fade away.

  • @skullsaintdead
    @skullsaintdead 2 роки тому +2

    Oh no! This always triggers my ASMR, shoot, now I have to watch ASMR Japanese facial/shampoo treatments to scratch that itch.

    • @hmq9052
      @hmq9052 2 роки тому

      Are you male? If you are that's quite embarrassing

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@hmq9052 No, I'm a woman. Regardless, that would be awful to feel constrained by your gender just being unable to watch simple massage/shampoo videos. They're really relaxing, can be helpful for insomnia. Maybe try the Indian head massage vids, it's part of the barbering process over there, you get a beard trim/shave, hair cut and a head massage. For example: and you can skip to about 10:00 mins in to get just the head massage. ua-cam.com/video/EyMLsc293og/v-deo.html&ab_channel=IndianBarber

    • @hmq9052
      @hmq9052 2 роки тому

      @@skullsaintdead Ah that's ok then. Ladies stuff 👍

  • @hb5777
    @hb5777 2 роки тому +10

    I thought I’d watched all the MMM episodes but you seem to post clips that I haven’t seen before. How many seasons and which season is this from please?

    • @ThumpRat
      @ThumpRat 2 роки тому +2

      2 seasons. From memory, I think this is the 2nd season.

    • @symmachus898
      @symmachus898 2 роки тому

      I don't recall it and I'm certain I've watched both seasons.

  • @ots1634
    @ots1634 2 роки тому

    is this new material?

  • @symmachus898
    @symmachus898 2 роки тому +1

    Chapter 14. Edmonds.

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 2 роки тому

    I want to know what Alan said about Noel Edmonds!

  • @jimmyflawless
    @jimmyflawless 2 роки тому

    Glockenspiel Dreams

  • @ospreybird
    @ospreybird 2 роки тому

    :-)

  • @GenoAtkins
    @GenoAtkins 2 роки тому +3

    and … Julia Bradbury

  • @intellex551
    @intellex551 2 роки тому +1

    When the direct debits are going out..

  • @chrisburton8079
    @chrisburton8079 2 роки тому

    It’s weird I always get a bit knotted when the direct debits come out each month

  • @NSDIMMU
    @NSDIMMU 2 роки тому

    Please upload the tax prank scene

  • @ots1634
    @ots1634 2 роки тому

    the mug isn't lined up underneath his mouth?! :(

  • @chrisburton8079
    @chrisburton8079 2 роки тому

    You can always tell when somebody has not done very well in their career when they have a water filled weighted base Parasol

  • @JohnsonMaxJohnson
    @JohnsonMaxJohnson 2 роки тому

    Elbows

  • @DrTune
    @DrTune 2 роки тому

    Abolish, Chip&Pin, or Retina Scan.

  • @highdownmartin
    @highdownmartin 2 роки тому +1

    I must have done really well in my career . I have a quality, heavy, metal! parasol base

    • @darraghtormey1500
      @darraghtormey1500 2 роки тому

      Well done to you. I'm sure Alan would like to make your acquaintance 😅👍

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin 2 роки тому +1

      @@darraghtormey1500 coffee at the owl sanctuary perhaps?

    • @stanistevens
      @stanistevens 2 роки тому

      Just be careful doing any roly-polies...er, forward rolls within the vicinity.

  • @420meezle
    @420meezle 2 роки тому +49

    Ah, the tell-tale plastic water-filled parasol base. A sure sign of life-long mediocrity.

    • @bunglebongle9003
      @bunglebongle9003 2 роки тому +6

      It sure is. I’d know - I’ve got one.

    • @hawrologista6460
      @hawrologista6460 2 роки тому +18

      @@bunglebongle9003 Me too. You can stick yer concrete-bottomed perma-base where the sun don't shine - quite literally as it's under the parasol.

    • @heeeeeresrossy
      @heeeeeresrossy 2 роки тому +2

      @@hawrologista6460 marvellous!

    • @JonSmith-cx7gr
      @JonSmith-cx7gr 2 роки тому +14

      Actually, for your information, water filled makes them easier to move, transport and makes for more convenient winter storage of the parasol as well as being MUCH more beneficial in a SURVIVAL situation!
      Perhaps you might like to think about this before making sweeping statements in future!
      The time is 11 o clock.

    • @heeeeeresrossy
      @heeeeeresrossy 2 роки тому +2

      @@JonSmith-cx7gr ...hide the steak, it's Chrissie Hynde...

  • @adamtzsch
    @adamtzsch 2 роки тому +2

    I’m amazed that such an inept DJ was ever given his own mid-morning show.
    (Fact Check: irony)

    • @benhall2235
      @benhall2235 2 роки тому +1

      Sarcasm not irony.

    • @adamtzsch
      @adamtzsch 2 роки тому

      @@benhall2235 pops up out of nowhere to show us his ignorance. Thanks, Ben 👌

    • @benhall2235
      @benhall2235 2 роки тому

      @@adamtzsch really? What’s ironic about your statement? Do you think irony is when you say something and mean the opposite?

    • @benhall2235
      @benhall2235 2 роки тому

      @@adamtzsch Because it’s not.

    • @benhall2235
      @benhall2235 2 роки тому

      @@adamtzsch it’s more nuanced than that. Not just making a statement when you mean something else. It is to do with opposites though. George Carlin explains it quite well with some examples: ua-cam.com/video/YJcioB5DNEc/v-deo.html

  • @DaveThompsonfairlife4all
    @DaveThompsonfairlife4all 2 роки тому

    Such an awful choice of music. Amazed Mr Coogan wanted it. It would be great if it could be edited out of future videos.

    • @ChrisCarterMusic
      @ChrisCarterMusic 2 роки тому +27

      It’s the theme tune for his tv show ‘This Time’. It’s meant to be awful 😆