I headed out with a Demon List mod to tour the Demon List official farm, and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after the best players to ever play GD, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Zoink? The goat is never washed.”
I like this! As someone who can't be active in streams, now I can have a better understanding about how you go throughout these levels instead of just a "he is just too good" frase in my mind, it also motivates me more about playing List Levels and probably in making content. Hopefully it gets even better at the future! :D
Foreshadowing is a literary device in which the storyteller gives an advance hint of what is to happen later in the story, to create a sense of confusion, suspense, or unease.
@@mistermaster1119that was because zoink sucked at robot so that’s why it took him so long but wave is his best game mode so i wouldn’t be surprised if quanteuse was top 3
Congratulations, Zoink! Beating the Geometry Dash level Anathema is no small feat, and you should be incredibly proud of this achievement. This level is notorious for its intricate design and challenging gameplay, pushing players to their limits with its fast-paced sequences and demanding precision. Your dedication and perseverance in tackling such a difficult challenge demonstrate not only your skill but also your unwavering commitment to improvement. Every attempt, every close call, and every moment of frustration has led you to this triumphant victory, and it’s inspiring to see how you’ve embraced the journey. The sense of satisfaction that comes from finally conquering a level like Anathema is unparalleled, and you’ve proven that hard work and determination truly pay off. Celebrate this victory-you’ve earned it! As you continue your adventure in Geometry Dash, may this achievement serve as a reminder that no challenge is too great when you put your mind to it. Keep dashing forward, Zoink!
Zoink PLEASE keep making these massive videos I love how crazy they are, they always fade straight into my memory and never have a low, thank you zoink!
Zoink, I just wanted to say how big of an inspiration you are to me. I would have quit gd a long time ago if it hadn't been for you. Since you're only a year older than me, the mindset of "if Zoink can do it, so can I" has kept me going for a long time. You probably won't see this, but if you do, then know that I know you will somehow do even bigger and better things than you already have. Fly high, dude.
This is a very great video! I do have a suggestion Most of the video just includes runs and stuff and getting new progression and things like that. For a suggestion, I would do something similar to Doggie with Grief where you basically take about your experience with in that day / week / month depending on how long it takes you. Also, you could include funny moments that happened in stream and other things like that. Great video overall! Hope you keep it up!
I'm a bit late, but I want to go ahead and give my thoughts on the new format. It's good. I like that the editing goes for a simpler and more chill approach, something that definitely helps the fact that the memes that y'all repeat are not my thing. If there's anything that should be added, it's in-post subtitles. I have literally no idea what's going on with anyone in the vc's, so some subtitles, especially color coded with icons or names would greatly help with that.
28:41 me when i forget that i did a collab with another creator called stalliongd where i had to be on 16 fps to beat shiver by spkale in 15 minutes but i gave ups and the horse beat it
Zoink made a full video this is massive, you know what else is massive? Imagine if he uploaded full video like this every week, you know what else we can imagine?
Uses 2.1 percentage calculation instead of 2.2. For example, in 2.2 dying at the pink orb before the dual section at 66% is 67% in 2.2, while 2.1 calculates it as 65% instead.
its really great to see more of zoink instead of 2 minute completions ❤ It would be AWESEOME to see more and please influence other top players to do the Same 😁
This video is MASSIVE, you know what else is still massive?
Zoink's paws are massive
I wonder
@synopsiwho knows, we all wonder what MASSIVE thing he could be talking about
Low taper faaaadeee
no.
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and zoink what's the "problematic" incident
The "shivering" incident
The “Mixed Demon” incident
The "lightning" while on the "road" incident
Never ask Zoink about Codependence
The "Experiment" Incident
December ??, 2024
TYSM FOR DEDICATONG TO ME THE 66% ATT ILYSMMM
dude donated 24 cents
w@@bptoe yep
@btoe thats our argentinian toilet pape... i mean money
What is ars?
@@BoyYeah-2 Argentine pesos (national currency of Argentina)
I headed out with a Demon List mod to tour the Demon List official farm, and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after the best players to ever play GD, as the unhinged animals they were.
Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Zoink? The goat is never washed.”
😭
classic polterghast
gg on apocalyptic
Is the Doggie ever washed? Does it know any Tricks?
GG on Apocalyptic Trilogy
Low taper fade ❌
Low zoinker fade ✅
zonker fade
Low zonkgerald fade
Low anathema fade
Low zinc fade
Low nullscapes fade
Bro finally decided to make actual content we need more 😭🙏🏽
311 likes no comments ill fix that
I like this! As someone who can't be active in streams, now I can have a better understanding about how you go throughout these levels instead of just a "he is just too good" frase in my mind, it also motivates me more about playing List Levels and probably in making content.
Hopefully it gets even better at the future! :D
Literally bro I agree with this so much. Now I know Zoink isn't just a nonchalant top player, but he's a chill guy who gets a bit angry at times
24:52 censoring the furry paw is wild 😭😭🙏🙏
You should definitely do more of these you're legit so entertaining for a top player ngl
"for a top player" tf do u mean by that
@@funkyamethyst1412top players mostly just post completions the only ones I know of posting actual content rn are diamond and doggie
@@imanorca Technical used to be a top player and he did this kinda stuff.
@@tessal6555 lol I was talking about current top players otherwise yeah he counts too
Foreshadowing is a literary device in which the storyteller gives an advance hint of what is to happen later in the story, to create a sense of confusion, suspense, or unease.
liking this new vid style 👀
Fenn :0
Whizkid05: This attempt is dedicated to Arby’s.
Zoink: Low taper fadeeeeee
Also Zoink: this attempt is dedicated to a fan.
This show how hard quanteuse processing really is...
Yeah
Top 3 for sure
[nevermind]
@@morbiusfan3176 we really don't know, we will see, nullscapes took him way longer than tidal wave and acheron but it's top 3
@@mistermaster1119that was because zoink sucked at robot so that’s why it took him so long but wave is his best game mode so i wouldn’t be surprised if quanteuse was top 3
It was so painful seeing you dying at 99% on stream but I'm glad I still didn't miss the completion.
Spoiler alert 🤓
I also watched him die at 99%. Basically hit like a truck.
i watched the whole stream on tv💀
@@shawnyboii Watching streams on TV is crazy.
Wtf is my friend doin here😅
GG on beating anathema
1:04 THAT THUMBNAIL IS PEAK
Omg Zoink liked my comment I'm famous now
Editing a comment removes the heart, stupid ahh.
@SessionGD NO I only edited it because the timestamp was wrong
@@hepticvr Fair. Still your heart from Zoink is gone 💔
@SessionGD "in the back of my mind you died and I didn't even cry" man what the hell am I doing 😭
ABSOLUTE CINEMA🧔🏻♂️🙌🏻📽️🍿
codependence
(also do you have any tips for getting better? im stuck on 44% on acu 😭)
there is a reason he didn't like your comment
@@PGDStuff🥲
I have a tip for you
The tip is just jump
Zoink content arc gonna be CRAZY (love the vid btw i was waiting for the zoink content)
Yo this is huge! So much potential there!
Congratulations, Zoink! Beating the Geometry Dash level Anathema is no small feat, and you should be incredibly proud of this achievement. This level is notorious for its intricate design and challenging gameplay, pushing players to their limits with its fast-paced sequences and demanding precision. Your dedication and perseverance in tackling such a difficult challenge demonstrate not only your skill but also your unwavering commitment to improvement.
Every attempt, every close call, and every moment of frustration has led you to this triumphant victory, and it’s inspiring to see how you’ve embraced the journey. The sense of satisfaction that comes from finally conquering a level like Anathema is unparalleled, and you’ve proven that hard work and determination truly pay off. Celebrate this victory-you’ve earned it! As you continue your adventure in Geometry Dash, may this achievement serve as a reminder that no challenge is too great when you put your mind to it. Keep dashing forward, Zoink!
chat GPT ahh comment
Can smb summurise this to me pls
CHATGPT
@@SquidBow "congrats"
"Keep dashing forward" HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bro zoink is doing everything to avoid codepedence💀
please be original
@@Syoul_GD please get outta here
@@Syoul_GD nah bro delete that please
@@Syoul_GD GET OU-
@@Syoul_GD ima touch you
FELICIDADES ZOINK FELIZ NAVIDAD😊😊
Zoink PLEASE keep making these massive videos I love how crazy they are, they always fade straight into my memory and never have a low, thank you zoink!
6:19 WHYYUKNOCKATMYDAWR👹
I love this, Zoink. Perfect video to watch while I wait for my nails to (minus)dry!! /pos /silly
bro we need more of the longer form content.. it makes you feel more of a human than just a robot whose entire purpose is to just beat gd levels 😭😭
Low taper fade 😮💨🔥🔥🔛🔝💀💀🗣️😮💨😮💨
We need more content from you, this is too *massive* to pass on.
For the 24th day of Christmas we have zoink for a third time!! Huge congrats to him on this achievement!!
hello jack toilet
We got 99% Anathema death before 2025
before GTA 6
@@enyazogd5325it's never coming ou-
A6 also died on 99% before he beat it, so we got 2 99% deaths on Anathema before 2025
And before gta 6 lmao
no way zoink made a long form video and it was fire
Zoink, I just wanted to say how big of an inspiration you are to me. I would have quit gd a long time ago if it hadn't been for you. Since you're only a year older than me, the mindset of "if Zoink can do it, so can I" has kept me going for a long time. You probably won't see this, but if you do, then know that I know you will somehow do even bigger and better things than you already have. Fly high, dude.
it's almost as if he is still with us😭
I loved this new format it would be SO cool your next videos having this quality!!
Please do this more, I genuinely do like it
Zoink crashing out on easy demons is so funny for no reason
zoinky woinky pookie bear in his content arc 🔥🔥
NAHHH
This is a very great video! I do have a suggestion
Most of the video just includes runs and stuff and getting new progression and things like that. For a suggestion, I would do something similar to Doggie with Grief where you basically take about your experience with in that day / week / month depending on how long it takes you. Also, you could include funny moments that happened in stream and other things like that. Great video overall! Hope you keep it up!
0:45 i laughed so hard
This boy turning into a content creator! Let's go, I like this evolution of Zoink
Merry Christmas ❌
Merry Zoinkmas ✅
GG Goat! highlights are hella fun to watch, will be happy to see what you bring in the future
the editing zoink edition part was NOT a 2024 bingo plan
one of the most enjoyable videos I've watched in a long time
5:35 elbow reveal
the harmonizing drop genuinely makes me creme and its EVERYWERE.
tru
Clicked expecting a 3 min completion video, staying cus it’s a 30 min highlight video :) ❤
love this type of long form content from you bruv
30 minutes long and a serious thumbnail? It really is a Christmas miracle
This was truly amazing bro wtf plz keep doing these!
I sound like a boomer for saying this, BUT THE LOW TAPER FADE MEME MAKES ME WANNA CRAWL OUT OF MY SKIN
But it’s massive
@@Piefacebrick I'm jumping oml
great vid , love this type of content
keep it going !
This is legendary
next hardest when
@anhyby skibidi cobwebs
YES
Woah who is this guy
I'm a bit late, but I want to go ahead and give my thoughts on the new format. It's good. I like that the editing goes for a simpler and more chill approach, something that definitely helps the fact that the memes that y'all repeat are not my thing. If there's anything that should be added, it's in-post subtitles. I have literally no idea what's going on with anyone in the vc's, so some subtitles, especially color coded with icons or names would greatly help with that.
28:41 me when i forget that i did a collab with another creator called stalliongd where i had to be on 16 fps to beat shiver by spkale in 15 minutes but i gave ups and the horse beat it
Honestly this is actually so entertaining, GG on Anathema and we definitely need more content like this
yo this video is fire with chicken and rice, gotta try it out ngl !🙏
yo i love this style keep it up man
22:05 completion
big ty
Zoink made a full video this is massive, you know what else is massive?
Imagine if he uploaded full video like this every week, you know what else we can imagine?
imagine the nerves
man this thumbnail and video is absolutely crazy.
you know what else is crazy?
your mom depth and your dad size
Crazy? I was crazy once
LOWW
This is fire man love the long content
gg on allegiance
Dude, you need to do this again, this was so fun to watch!!
i LOVE this, its like zeronium but funny, keep doing these type of videos i love you
Zeronium better no hate
Ngl zeromium and zoink’s voices both bring the same vibe
Zeronium but funny is a wild statement
wdym but funny
@@rndmbs yess, zeronium has more experience in these type of videos so it's waaaay better
This is the best highlights vid I think I've ever seen tbh💀💀💀
Blurring the paw is so funny LOLLL
my humor is cooked why am I laughing at every single sentence
the massive thing about zoink verifications is low taper faaaaaade
BRO THAT'S CRAZYYYY, GG FOR RENEVANT RIOT🎉🎉🎉
but it's sakupen trusta
a6 🔛 🔝🔥🔥
Zoink you should make your own demon list. id love to see how youd rank the hardest levels
GGs on beating problematic.
Top 1 player is now grinding to become the top 1 content creator, truly the most zoink moment of all time
Pawsome vid
This is peak. Absolute CINEMA.
26:40 its Stalions fault
You played better on 14 fps😭😭😭
i really like new format!
what is that check box 2.1 at 24:54??
2.1 physics I suppose
It's for 2.1 percentage calculation, not physics. It's a mod on geode@@hidaru33
Uses 2.1 percentage calculation instead of 2.2. For example, in 2.2 dying at the pink orb before the dual section at 66% is 67% in 2.2, while 2.1 calculates it as 65% instead.
Zoink throwing gang signs in the intro was the only reason why i stayed hooked
foreshadow-
super cool to see you do long form content
This is not like Zoink, the title is wrong, its supposed to be, cRaZY. you know what else is crazy?
Kyouki
its really great to see more of zoink instead of 2 minute completions ❤ It would be AWESEOME to see more and please influence other top players to do the Same 😁
Gg Zoink!
4:30
"Cool"
Really wise words to analyze here
BANNED
How did he get banned??
@Sub_Normal-sl2od his stream got banned because he played a recent tab level with nsfw stuff in it
@beggo_ Was it gore content?? or just sexual content?
Did he beat spectre or not?
@@bryantsergioastilla9313 yes
i love these types of videos
You are a furry!
Can't wait him to verified Quanteuse Processing, the mash up it's sick 🔥
I watched you beat it live it was cool 👍 lowkey should make more videos like this
I love seeing highlights from top players
never check streams, but this time i just clicked, u was at 32% and u completed it! GG!
the foreshadowing bits are so funny, would definitively stay for more highlights!
28:35 yeah you clicked.
we def need more highlight videos. i love seeing people rage at i
26:53 And this is the moment Zoink realized he should've just stuck with main list demons.
gg zoink on problematic and pain, ur soo good
I like this type of long-form content you're making, pls make more.
We love the post top 10 completion skill debuff
dont think we forgot about your date with oddmod