The Squad V17/V18 Experience

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  • Опубліковано 26 кві 2020
  • nothing but high energy low IQ Squad gameplay for ya! sorry i'm late... planning to get back on track with better uploads for you guys, thank you all for your patients!
    Thank you to my man TheFalcon for the artwork
    check out his work!
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    God, Syria and Bashar!
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    Ending Theme - Super Mario: World
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  • @MoiDawg
    @MoiDawg 4 роки тому +3918

    That is not how I taught you to handle RPGs.

    • @CornHolePatrol
      @CornHolePatrol  4 роки тому +605

      you also never mentioned they were sentient!!!!!!

    • @Squiders
      @Squiders 4 роки тому +632

      Corn, Hole it tighter it's a fighter, Patrol

    • @CornHolePatrol
      @CornHolePatrol  4 роки тому +504

      @@Squiders i can't tell you how much i hate your comment....

    • @JoSh4238
      @JoSh4238 4 роки тому +126

      @@Squiders dear god...

    • @RexWort
      @RexWort 4 роки тому +69

      But the Hentai manual said so 😅

  • @spudkai97
    @spudkai97 4 роки тому +2895

    Alright were going to have some words about that rpg segment

    • @yourlocalmemeandanimedeale807
      @yourlocalmemeandanimedeale807 4 роки тому +268

      First it was ships, then small arms and now anti tank rocket launchers

    • @CornHolePatrol
      @CornHolePatrol  4 роки тому +430

      cursed af

    • @ivantheterrible3113
      @ivantheterrible3113 4 роки тому +67

      I need to talk to a lawyer and a counselor

    • @acceptablecasualty5319
      @acceptablecasualty5319 4 роки тому +100

      That's basically the appeal of Girl's Frontline

    • @Delta-es1lg
      @Delta-es1lg 4 роки тому +94

      Okay so I read this comment before I got to the rpg segment he's referring to, and so every time I saw an RPG I mentally prepared myself for some shit.
      And I was still caught entirely off guard. I may need to see a therapist.

  • @Squiders
    @Squiders 4 роки тому +1840

    That moment when there hasn't been a Squad update for so long, that Corn can go 6 months without making a Squad video and still be up to date

    • @Meme-to2qq
      @Meme-to2qq 4 роки тому +5

      Jk, luv ya Squiders, don't take away me role

    • @Meme-to2qq
      @Meme-to2qq 4 роки тому +2

      He deleted my comment *whyyy*

    • @sterling8870
      @sterling8870 4 роки тому

      Squid we gotta talk about the state of the game soon 😂

    • @Squiders
      @Squiders 4 роки тому +5

      @Marchesi Michael ah shit boi have you been holding it in this long? shieet b i'll try and get some streams going soon

    • @iabrams4407
      @iabrams4407 4 роки тому

      SQUIDS remember don't hop in the rotors - professor thicc

  • @chrisbullock3504
    @chrisbullock3504 4 роки тому +2733

    can we just talk about the fact, that he had to have a girl he knows, say those RPG lines... like that was a real person saying those things

    • @Tanker160
      @Tanker160 4 роки тому +505

      who said it was a girl :)

    • @coenogo
      @coenogo 4 роки тому +384

      Callsign Spartan Airsoft There’s this one girl in my group that likes to do shit like that at random to mess with us. She knows it makes is feel awkward, and how are you meant to respond to that?!

    • @Ushimama
      @Ushimama 4 роки тому +915

      I have some regrets.

    • @Squiders
      @Squiders 4 роки тому +534

      @@Ushimama how does it feel to be famous as an anime rpg

    • @Ushimama
      @Ushimama 4 роки тому +561

      @@Squiders I'm conflicted.

  • @Bonk4Me
    @Bonk4Me 4 роки тому +1395

    *Plays against the British*
    "Thats not a creeping barrage."
    British Arty-lads: "So youve chosen death, eh?"

  • @helloicanthear3897
    @helloicanthear3897 4 роки тому +882

    That RPG was horrific

  • @Starcatplays
    @Starcatplays 4 роки тому +484

    When said he fucked mud... I feel you bro.
    Also Jesus that poor rpg

    • @geren1351
      @geren1351 3 роки тому +1

      Starcat! Hello.

    • @HoodedDude1
      @HoodedDude1 3 роки тому +1

      Now i can't hold my rpg right in evry game when i hear that

    • @stalinpepe6765
      @stalinpepe6765 3 роки тому +2

      GREETINGS COMRADE STARCAT, THAT POOR RPG THO XD!!!

  • @brandonkim2410
    @brandonkim2410 4 роки тому +487

    Stop watching porn. Bashar needs you.

    • @fangus3272
      @fangus3272 4 роки тому +27

      you got Assaded

    • @neonicecube908
      @neonicecube908 4 роки тому +9

      @@fangus3272 stop you are making me assad

    • @westernspy9278
      @westernspy9278 4 роки тому +12

      NeonIceCube can’t mossad the assad

    • @mario53680
      @mario53680 4 роки тому +6

      Brandon Kim ALLAH SOURI OU BASHAR!

    • @deez1321
      @deez1321 4 роки тому +1

      @@mario53680 **untuned techno synth recorder starts playing**

  • @sergey4166
    @sergey4166 4 роки тому +463

    This is like if every military was full of memes

    • @MrKittycat1337
      @MrKittycat1337 4 роки тому +47

      This is literally my life in the Marine Corps. Just filled with depressed 20 somethings speaking only in memes.

    • @tonydraht
      @tonydraht 4 роки тому +31

      @@MrKittycat1337 fr. I did voluntary military service for one year and the retarded humor of our generation is just amplified 10 times in the military

    • @cistemshocke7731
      @cistemshocke7731 4 роки тому +3

      They are

    • @presidentcoletrain6820
      @presidentcoletrain6820 3 роки тому +1

      If genZ fought in Afghanistan

  • @visayanmissnanny2.076
    @visayanmissnanny2.076 4 роки тому +719

    Dammit, I can't reload an RPG without thinking about RPG-chan anymore

  • @Ushimama
    @Ushimama 4 роки тому +491

    It's confirmed. Cornhole makes me back blast.

    • @RexWort
      @RexWort 4 роки тому +44

      I wish I was RPG-chan

    • @Ushimama
      @Ushimama 4 роки тому +61

      @@RexWort my finest work.

    • @daddison6637
      @daddison6637 4 роки тому +25

      Well we all get our start somewhere. And yours...well... is as a hentai rpg-7. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Ushimama
      @Ushimama 4 роки тому +30

      @@daddison6637 I mean... I didn't start as this but... you know what let's not dwell on the past.

    • @daddison6637
      @daddison6637 4 роки тому +9

      SgtFgt It’s a figurative start then

  • @derptank3308
    @derptank3308 4 роки тому +1925

    The fact you got a voice actor for the RPG makes me disgusted

  • @havememesgonetoofar64
    @havememesgonetoofar64 4 роки тому +234

    4:47
    "what is my purpose?"
    " *ALLAHU AKBAR!* "

  • @cannedbaef
    @cannedbaef 4 роки тому +196

    For any one wondering, the music at the begining is called (God, Syria and Bashar!
    )

  • @cannedbaef
    @cannedbaef 4 роки тому +180

    When that Nokia Arabic type beat drops 0:23

  • @meganobgutzkraka2398
    @meganobgutzkraka2398 4 роки тому +59

    5:10
    ...guess that techpriest couldnt work out ALL the kinks in that machine spirit

  • @cam_machi
    @cam_machi 4 роки тому +235

    Oh my God it's MEDIX. We had to kick him from the server

    • @Medix916
      @Medix916 4 роки тому +44

      Cameron Machi please for the love of god let me back in

    • @joec4106
      @joec4106 4 роки тому +6

      Moises Espejo it’s me TIKIMAN

  • @MaxWolff
    @MaxWolff 4 роки тому +312

    @CornHolePatrol how much time did u take to edit this video? Very cool btw

    • @CornHolePatrol
      @CornHolePatrol  4 роки тому +98

      sbout a month on and on, i work graveyard shift so that didnt help XD

    • @yes800yearsago8
      @yes800yearsago8 3 роки тому +18

      @@CornHolePatrol u have my blessings

    • @Alex_Dimitri
      @Alex_Dimitri 3 роки тому

      maxinhoooooo

  • @corporalsilver6981
    @corporalsilver6981 4 роки тому +141

    That RPG Chan was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard...I love it.

  • @fostermounting
    @fostermounting 4 роки тому +55

    tough shots: hit
    rpg: defying allah with noises
    crayons: acquired and half eaten
    yup... it's CornHolePatrol squad time.

  • @josemariagramajo1918
    @josemariagramajo1918 4 роки тому +384

    Rpg exist
    Cornholepatrol: literraly puts hentai noises.
    Me an intelectual: A man of culture, i se.

    • @normiesreee7906
      @normiesreee7906 4 роки тому +8

      José María Gramajo he didn’t just put the noises in, he got a whole voice actor for that bit.

  • @NohorseRU
    @NohorseRU 4 роки тому +155

    *9:30** what if we kissed... on the M939 US military transport??? But we're both boys???*
    *Haha, I'm just joking, man!*
    _Unless..? You want to-?_
    *Just a prank bro haha!*

  • @samhansen9771
    @samhansen9771 4 роки тому +37

    Wow, that rpg chan scene makes me want to use a claymore as reactive body armor.

  • @acceptablecasualty5319
    @acceptablecasualty5319 4 роки тому +25

    THAT RPG KINDA FREAKY DOE 😍😍😍😍

  • @uwumachine2658
    @uwumachine2658 4 роки тому +40

    "I'll be anybodies friend"
    I've never seen Forrest Gump and now I'm sad :(

  • @Shiraumere
    @Shiraumere 4 роки тому +79

    So are we gonna talk about how he acquired the RPG segment or we passing that up to the judges?

    • @RexWort
      @RexWort 4 роки тому +10

      He must have gotten a good discount from the weird Japanese store for that RPG 😅

  • @sko0kz677
    @sko0kz677 4 роки тому +12

    1:57 Me giving a goodnight kiss to my homies

  • @ludigg5244
    @ludigg5244 4 роки тому +71

    That video is...
    A. cursed
    B. ultra cursed
    C. turbo cursed
    D. anime was a mistake

  • @beltempest4448
    @beltempest4448 4 роки тому +29

    That was really great cornhole, I really appreciated the CPT Macmillan segment.

  • @RexWort
    @RexWort 4 роки тому +16

    5:06
    I'm saving this for tonight

  • @a05odst62
    @a05odst62 4 роки тому +261

    That RPG segment made me proud to be a weeb........

  • @Kai0240
    @Kai0240 4 роки тому +68

    Alright our Agency is having a serious meeting talking about the RPG part of this video and FBI is part of this operation.

  • @NetiZenpai
    @NetiZenpai 4 роки тому +98

    this helps,i got out of a relationship where i was cheated on,feeling kinda down,but ill enjoy this vid

    • @CornHolePatrol
      @CornHolePatrol  4 роки тому +32

      glad you enjoyed it! sorry to hear that, keep your head up my man it gets better.

    • @NetiZenpai
      @NetiZenpai 4 роки тому +14

      @@CornHolePatrol Thanks a ton,i thankfully have my friends who try to cheer me up,im feeling a little bit better now.

    • @valiant545
      @valiant545 4 роки тому +7

      @@NetiZenpai Keep your chin up king, your crown is falling

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 4 роки тому +5

      This was too wholesome. Goodluck op. Remember. Love is a great thing, and despite being brought down to little more then warm embers from a cold wind, it can always ignite if shown care and given time to rekindle. Take it easy, then go find someone to help rekindle your heart :)

  • @supershirikibros1389
    @supershirikibros1389 3 роки тому +7

    Everyone: Talks about rpg chan
    No one: Talks about how nice Forrest Gump is...

  • @thehavoccompany-a3
    @thehavoccompany-a3 4 роки тому +14

    I swear to Lord Jesus Christ, artillery barrages in Squad are the scariest experiences I've ever had in video games... also the most eardrum bursting ones.

  • @mistymol3s
    @mistymol3s 3 роки тому +2

    5:00 This segment is strangely beautiful

  • @ricardofabian2554
    @ricardofabian2554 4 роки тому +33

    bro, my brothers were close to me ; -; I had a long conversation after the RPG

    • @smaugah667
      @smaugah667 4 роки тому +2

      Bro I read the comments first and I was like can’t wait for the rpg section omg 😱 my dad was next to me

  • @TheAShisnd
    @TheAShisnd 4 роки тому +23

    I'm not sure if I can look at a RPG launcher differently again.... ever...

  • @koffey79
    @koffey79 4 роки тому +12

    You know the vid hits hard when you are sad it ended

  • @crossonyx8463
    @crossonyx8463 4 роки тому +2

    3:20 the sounds from Saving private Ryan give me flashbacks to Utah on Post Scriptum when everyone in the landing craft I was in accept me and one other were torn down my MG-42e just like in the movie. And the sounds from that movie are forever etched in my memory

  • @Blaineplays
    @Blaineplays 4 роки тому +19

    Glad to see Medix back, he makes my day :)

  • @wyattmorris3436
    @wyattmorris3436 4 роки тому +14

    Corhole were you loved enough as a child, just making sure

  • @TheVampyr
    @TheVampyr 4 роки тому +77

    >Lewding an RPG
    Wonder if CornHole saw that old photo of two GIs messing around with a panzerschreck (RPG-Chans naughty mother)

  • @WildingWater
    @WildingWater 4 роки тому +9

    So glad I decided to put headphones in when I got to the rpg.

  • @cannedbaef
    @cannedbaef 4 роки тому +153

    Me and the boys at an Ariana Grande Concert:

  • @Spiketrooper
    @Spiketrooper 3 роки тому +4

    Why does "You're gonna make me backblast!" sound so incredibly erotic even out of context.
    I dont know how I feel about RPG's anymore....

  • @REXBOBO
    @REXBOBO 4 роки тому +1

    Your gonna make me back blast LOL. Why do I watch and love your video's.

  • @ozro12
    @ozro12 4 роки тому

    this is the best squad compilation i’ve ever watched. this game is a literal meme and i love it

  • @PapaMeat-sj3ri
    @PapaMeat-sj3ri 4 роки тому +3

    My mom came at the exact same time i was at the rpg segment...good thing i had headphones on!!!😅

  • @GamesTube80
    @GamesTube80 4 роки тому +6

    5:06 Well, now I will have inappropriate thoughts about the RPG

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 8 місяців тому +2

    Ngl, this is one of favorite videos of all time!

  • @estonedreveldo735
    @estonedreveldo735 4 роки тому

    That modern warfare segment was genuinly some of the best sound editing ive heard, good job

  • @Budkitkat
    @Budkitkat 4 роки тому +5

    You think you can escape from the kissin bandit huh. imma smooch ya

  • @baddoc8192
    @baddoc8192 4 роки тому +10

    Nobody:
    Me ant the boys at “the burning man 2021”: 00:00

  • @idigdeadthings7612
    @idigdeadthings7612 Рік тому +1

    RPG: you're going to make me backblast!.........
    rpg:Aahhh!
    CornHole: shut up!

  • @walaxel926
    @walaxel926 4 роки тому

    Hey cornholepatrol, just wanna say your vids are on a whole another level and they bring immense joy when they appear on my feed. You have an excellent taste in video editing.
    Thank you.

  • @jacksondavid8901
    @jacksondavid8901 4 роки тому +3

    Bro your editing style is literally the best

  • @SavvygeMediaGroup
    @SavvygeMediaGroup 4 роки тому +5

    6:20 he uses the Saving Private Ryan MG sounds

  • @lizardskinyrd9441
    @lizardskinyrd9441 3 роки тому

    This is hands down the best squad video i have seen.

  • @jeremy6647
    @jeremy6647 3 роки тому +2

    Loved the part when you we’re running from the barrage had me slapping them knees boi!

  • @l.3626
    @l.3626 4 роки тому +3

    that was so much fun, cant wait for the next one

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 роки тому +11

    Yes, everyone is talking about the RPG...

  • @firu353
    @firu353 4 роки тому

    these edits chief... pure gold

  • @kadirs2knd57
    @kadirs2knd57 4 роки тому +1

    This memes are og and still on a new level gg bro

  • @olivierlachance7150
    @olivierlachance7150 4 роки тому +3

    Omg this is the best thing i've ever seen on UA-cam

  • @snoperjones1558
    @snoperjones1558 4 роки тому +7

    The rpg voice actor broke me 😂

  • @davidadam7263
    @davidadam7263 4 роки тому

    Man, it's been a while since I had a good laugh! Thank you!

  • @TRUCKASARUSREX
    @TRUCKASARUSREX 4 роки тому

    THE BEST upload i have every watched made my day love you dude!!!

  • @MultiGerel
    @MultiGerel 4 роки тому +6

    How was i just listening to god, syria and bashar and now it pops up in a squad vid

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 4 роки тому +3

    Damn I was worried where cornhole went, thank god ur still alive, your videos are pure art

  • @pumarolz
    @pumarolz 3 роки тому

    Every second of this vid is perfection

  • @SHINYREDBULLETS
    @SHINYREDBULLETS 4 роки тому

    That was amazing! Loved the editing :D

  • @tomasedwards8257
    @tomasedwards8257 4 роки тому +7

    This was fire!!!!!

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 4 роки тому +11

    FBI just called.
    *_They want to talk about the RPG-7 scene._*

  • @CapitanTOLLINA
    @CapitanTOLLINA 4 роки тому

    This is not what I wanted but what I needed

  • @magicyoshi11
    @magicyoshi11 4 роки тому

    This has gotta be one of the funniest videos I have seen in a while

  • @benbrgr9
    @benbrgr9 4 роки тому +4

    Medix: " EVERYBODY BACK UP FOR YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY"
    Everybody: "What ok woah what for man corona?"
    Medix: *Executes nearest soldier* "ME"

  • @tacticalnoodles
    @tacticalnoodles 4 роки тому +5

    6:07 this *N I G G A* got Commando Pro and Dead Silence at the same time

  • @ROESKI.FILTHY
    @ROESKI.FILTHY 4 роки тому +2

    Best video so far. Absolute mint 👌

  • @cabooey2905
    @cabooey2905 4 роки тому +1

    the battlefield lines just make it even better

  • @_Meriwether
    @_Meriwether 4 роки тому +3

    **Cigar-chomp**
    _Hell..._ It's about _time..._

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 4 роки тому +4

    I think that *terrifyingly intense Creeping Barrage CornPatrol witnessed* is the underlying reason for 5:06 tbh. 🤣🤪

  • @dababy5019
    @dababy5019 3 роки тому

    This is the best thing I’ve ever seen keep it up bro this edits are the best post more

  • @puppetdragon9145
    @puppetdragon9145 4 роки тому +1

    Now that was another good video keep up the good work man!

  • @tomatojuices5340
    @tomatojuices5340 4 роки тому +8

    It was family friendly until RPG chan makes some noises

  • @TH3PLA1NP1L0T
    @TH3PLA1NP1L0T 4 роки тому +3

    5:06 Hi CornHolePatrol, I would just like to say that for this scene, I feel like my phone should have died instead since it was at 1% but no, as this scene played, me and my grandmother were waiting for the elevator and for some reason, I didn’t lower the volume. My grandma didn’t react to it however, it’s either she didn’t give a damn or she didn’t hear it. Whatever, nice video!

  • @teh_shuyguy9794
    @teh_shuyguy9794 4 роки тому +1

    That rpg voice over was perfect. Loved every bit of this video.

  • @petyrarmelionov9141
    @petyrarmelionov9141 3 роки тому

    "I'll be anybody's friend." wholesomeness has a new form to use as a weapon

  • @furinick
    @furinick 4 роки тому +6

    Oh god now i can't use an rpg without getting some uhhh
    Extra "solid shot ammo"

  • @Just2Epic4U
    @Just2Epic4U 4 роки тому +5

    As someone who lives in a Lebanese household my family heard the Arabic Music and arabic phrases being said and looked at me rather concerned 😂 I just said straight faced: Allah Akhbar?

  • @powerk-rn1si
    @powerk-rn1si 4 роки тому

    Also bro ur editing is so funny u just earned a sub

  • @aneomgr7798
    @aneomgr7798 4 роки тому

    Amazing work on that video, subbed

  • @marcovandermerwe9875
    @marcovandermerwe9875 4 роки тому +6

    After watching the rpg skit: Every day we stray thurther away from god

  • @parksang-gil4270
    @parksang-gil4270 3 роки тому +3

    0:02 Are those Assad loyalist? 🤣

  • @seriouslyslinky1420
    @seriouslyslinky1420 4 роки тому +1

    Oh my lord, the editing man sooo gud.

  • @TheQuarreler
    @TheQuarreler 4 роки тому

    Lol the flow in that intro was perfect

  • @boomsauce3271
    @boomsauce3271 4 роки тому +3

    My Lifes biggest bruh moment "I got it" 6:37

  • @borrioboy6272
    @borrioboy6272 4 роки тому +8

    I don’t appreciate being turned on by a rpg mr hole

  • @georgemccormackiv713
    @georgemccormackiv713 3 роки тому +1

    G_Mack Here:
    I might not be a smart man, but that looked like me saying that. Thanks for adding me to your videos!!! I laughed my ass of at myself! :)

  • @SkorpzOfficial
    @SkorpzOfficial 4 роки тому +1

    Best squad montage ever made