I showed this MAtrix to my stepson, who is coming of age. I sat down with him, and told him: "Son, it falls upon me to try to navigate you through some of the worst minefields you will encounter in life. The MOST dangerous one, is what kind of woman you will date, and eventually marry". For your safety, sanity and financial situation, there is no more dangerous animal in the US, than the American female. Watch this, and then we are going to talk seriously about this. - Because if you chose your woman poorly, she most likely will destroy your life". He is 17, and a GOOD looking young man. So good looking, that I see women twice his age checking him out, and even flirting with him. He watched it, laughed and then we had a very important talk. Being as young as he is, he has already has one crazy ass girlfriend, and I waited to show him this video, until AFTER that relationship had ended. - I am happy to say, that he understood the video.
No idea you were hosting a podcast now, Jay. I'm a lifelong Bears fan and was looking up Dana's video and saw your podcast. Crazy that you guys got together for this. Huge Bears fan, was a long-time view of Tactical Response - James Yeager since his channel started around 2010 or so. Sadly James has passed away since this podcast from ALS. Good to see that Dana is still out teaching the lesson! The H/C Matrix is vital information for all young men!
1st time hearing & watching it in 2024😅hilarious video😂 i still can't believe it was from 2014 😂😅best part was: "anybody name Tiffany & the Unicorn Zone" 😂i died😅
It's wrong that Dana McLendon and Jay Cutler need to be worried about people who don't see the humor in the "Universal Hot-Crazy Matrix" can do to punish them.
To this very day his video is the only sure fire guaranteed laugh at a party among men and women alike. I live very close to Franklin TN and know a few people who know him and they all say he’s a great guy.
That's what I love about Jay! The guy looks like he just shows up to everything with a whatever kind of attitude, yet he's made over 100 million dollars. WTF...lol I think I like him so much because I can relate to his personality, but I only have about 4,500 dollars to my name, so maybe he's just my inspiration...
I watch every podcast of you jay kinda pissed that more people don’t. But I can guarantee you will be getting more views so pls don’t stop making them because I would be depressed haha
He also said at 39:30 "I have shown this to so many of my friends over the last three weeks" My guess is he also watched it at the same time or at least had seen it to know it was worth showing it to others. Watch the entire video at least once if not twice before launching a personal attack. To comment negatively saying he didn't do something when he so clearly stated that he did do is very rude of you (mostly likely out of control anger). Maybe if you let your guard down enough to appreciate the comedy for what it is and not be so insulted by something that was surely not intended to be you might have heard him say it.
I came back from my third date with a woman and showed her the crazy hot Matrix. She said goodbye and to never talk to her ever again. Thankyou. You saved me. ..... We all know they at least a 4 crazy😅😅😅😅😅
the tragedy is that the chart is useless: in your 20 ties, you dont know the existence , fm 20 - 50 , is too late, you'r trapped. and if you ate safe at over 50, you are atracted from danger zone...so no chance to escape😂😂😂
His video was funny, but the entire time in this interview he's bragging....a lot, over and over. No hate, but the ego is a bit much. It's one video, that's it, but the way he talks is like he's creating great content regularly. Watching this interview kinda makes me enjoy his original video less. I want to send him some humble pie lol.
The stay in school quote reminded me of a meme showing an old man with a young hot lady that says “why ladies should stay in school” And underneath it shows the exact same meme saying “ *why boys should stay in school* ”
Few mins in not fond of how cocky the guy is… and by the way I’d never seen this hot matrix video until two days ago. I liked him better as a nerd who most of us would rate a 3.
![Chris Langan - The Interview THEY Didn't Want You To See - CTMU [Full Version; Timestamps]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9miVG2xT5jY/mqdefault.jpg)
I LOVE this guy! I don't believe I've ever laughed as hard as the first time I heard him say, "That's a dude. You're talking to a Tranny"
I showed this MAtrix to my stepson, who is coming of age.
I sat down with him, and told him:
"Son, it falls upon me to try to navigate you through some of the worst minefields you will encounter in life. The MOST dangerous one, is what kind of woman you will date, and eventually marry". For your safety, sanity and financial situation, there is no more dangerous animal in the US, than the American female.
Watch this, and then we are going to talk seriously about this.
- Because if you chose your woman poorly, she most likely will destroy your life".
He is 17, and a GOOD looking young man. So good looking, that I see women twice his age checking him out, and even flirting with him. He watched it, laughed and then we had a very important talk.
Being as young as he is, he has already has one crazy ass girlfriend, and I waited to show him this video, until AFTER that relationship had ended.
- I am happy to say, that he understood the video.
B
Youre mad gay yo
Loved this, even though my name is Tiffany 😂
You’re still in your own category that has to be a plus. There are guys who like that. 😂 jk it’s all in fun.
"That's crazy"
😏
Well, I am curious, Can I have “Breakfast at Tiffany’s “ LOL 😂😂😂😂
You a redhead and a stripper too? #TrippleThreadYo
I’ve met numerous HOT ladies named Tiffany. ‘Bambi’ may be a more appropriate name to use❤
This never gets old!!!
Still watch it every now and then for a chuckle 🤦♂️😆
He did not realize that he had devised the best matrix ever...
Hey Dana can’t wait to see you on The Joe Rogan experience 2024!!! We adore you and respect you! LFG!!!!
I shared that video like 100 times 😂 love it ❤
This dude is out of this world entertaining. Simple as!
People are still watching it today.
Its not 500 million different views my brother. Its 10,000 of us watching it faithfully.🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
2023 Update: OnlyFans are in the Danger Zone.
I remember where I was when the original Hot Crazy Matrix video dropped.
No idea you were hosting a podcast now, Jay.
I'm a lifelong Bears fan and was looking up Dana's video and saw your podcast. Crazy that you guys got together for this. Huge Bears fan, was a long-time view of Tactical Response - James Yeager since his channel started around 2010 or so. Sadly James has passed away since this podcast from ALS. Good to see that Dana is still out teaching the lesson! The H/C Matrix is vital information for all young men!
This interview is both hilarious and spot on accurate.
1st time hearing & watching it
in 2024😅hilarious video😂
i still can't believe it was from
2014 😂😅best part was:
"anybody name Tiffany & the
Unicorn Zone" 😂i died😅
The hot/crazy matrix is truly profound!
I laugh everytime I watch it .Out Loud . First time I watched I thought he was a college professor the way he talked . Now we know , a lawyer .
It's wrong that Dana McLendon and Jay Cutler need to be worried about people who don't see the humor in the "Universal Hot-Crazy Matrix" can do to punish them.
I’d never seen the video until today, but I recall Barney Stinsons simplified take on it very well.
This is hilarious, but completely accurate. Works for every girl I've ever dated.
This guy is a legend!
Love this! We all need to laugh at ourselves more.
Demonstration starts right around @18:35
Cant wait for the movie gotta happen
Him being a divorce lawyer explains everything.
To this very day his video is the only sure fire guaranteed laugh at a party among men and women alike. I live very close to Franklin TN and know a few people who know him and they all say he’s a great guy.
That was so much better with Jay's interaction during!
man...can Jay Cutler take 20 minutes out of his day to prep for a guest? Man he looks like he just shows up.
That's what I love about Jay! The guy looks like he just shows up to everything with a whatever kind of attitude, yet he's made over 100 million dollars. WTF...lol I think I like him so much because I can relate to his personality, but I only have about 4,500 dollars to my name, so maybe he's just my inspiration...
Don't Care
You’re missing the beauty/genius of Jay mf Cutler
I watch every podcast of you jay kinda pissed that more people don’t. But I can guarantee you will be getting more views so pls don’t stop making them because I would be depressed haha
It will be required viewing 100 years from now.
As hilarious and perfect as this is, isn’t it really just an evolution of the ‘How I Met Your Mother’ bit?
Where do you think they stole from?
The thing is, it contains essential truths that we all know. Including women. And that's why it is funny.
Always nice to see Cutler good n prepped for this...
I watched several female reaction videos. They didn't necessarily like it, but did admit it was mostly true.
His Video that he recorded was "Biblically" accurate! LOL
I Watch it every Year! I tell everyone I know!
This guy's a LEGEND!
As soon as he said something about the punchline I knew he was talking about the less then 4 crazy.
NFW! Lord McLendon, all respect! wow! No share link to send a coffee?
Miami? Did my share of marketing :P
Original Unicorn haha :P, Do you have a donation page for your work? For people that need it.
What's has the higher count? Viral or Hyper Viral?
How much money did he make from the viral video?
Alternate spelling of Tiffany adds 1 crazy, lol
Honestly, it was kinda disrespectful for the host to have not bothered watching the 5-minute viral video before the interview.
Actually he said in the beginning he walked in to two of his friends talking about it.
He also said at 39:30 "I have shown this to so many of my friends over the last three weeks" My guess is he also watched it at the same time or at least had seen it to know it was worth showing it to others.
Watch the entire video at least once if not twice before launching a personal attack. To comment negatively saying he didn't do something when he so clearly stated that he did do is very rude of you (mostly likely out of control anger).
Maybe if you let your guard down enough to appreciate the comedy for what it is and not be so insulted by something that was surely not intended to be you might have heard him say it.
6/20/23 I got to be honest, today was the first time that I seen this hot matrix thing.
28:42
lol I think he censored himself.
'Crotch Goblins' 😆
Wonderful
He is a great person as well
18:35 revival of that epic video 😛
I came back from my third date with a woman and showed her the crazy hot Matrix.
She said goodbye and to never talk to her ever again.
Thankyou. You saved me.
.....
We all know they at least a 4 crazy😅😅😅😅😅
When i was young and silly. Before i got passed 25.
I had a girlfriend called tiffany.
Its so true
Legend
Why you didn't put down the original link?
Why don't you just google it?
Charles Barkley sent me here
I think his number of views is off.
Funny cuz my son's ex is a Tiffani and is batshit crazy. Way up high in the scale and way back on the left in the no-go zone.
smart and funny price less
the tragedy is that the chart is useless: in your 20 ties, you dont know the existence , fm 20 - 50 , is too late, you'r trapped. and if you ate safe at over 50, you are atracted from danger zone...so no chance to escape😂😂😂
Jay Cutler = Brendan Shaub
Don’t disrespect Jay like that
King of Queens after a season on Biggest Loser.
It's funny that he has a woman's name.
His video was funny, but the entire time in this interview he's bragging....a lot, over and over. No hate, but the ego is a bit much. It's one video, that's it, but the way he talks is like he's creating great content regularly. Watching this interview kinda makes me enjoy his original video less. I want to send him some humble pie lol.
30:00 - 33:00 this is very important points
The stay in school quote reminded me of a meme showing an old man with a young hot lady that says “why ladies should stay in school”
And underneath it shows the exact same meme saying “ *why boys should stay in school* ”
for latinas hair dressers named Heather...lol
Few mins in not fond of how cocky the guy is… and by the way I’d never seen this hot matrix video until two days ago. I liked him better as a nerd who most of us would rate a 3.
I didn't even recognize him as being the same guy. Nerd level 2. Money axis he's prolly 6, and he's been married 30+ years.
This guy is blind if he thinks his wife is an 8+ 🙄
His whole point is that hotness is entirely subjective.
Perhaps you don’t understand the term ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ … what an ignorant thing to say.
@@WoofWoof2012 I work as a model scout so I think I know what I’m talking about 🤷🏻♀️
@@googlypub or not 🙄
30 some years ago
The guest seems a little full of himself. The hot-crazy matrix video is pretty funny though.
Oh, the irony if this comment coming from someone calling themselves "The Man".
@@RDub79 aww you poor thing 😢
@@RDub79 right?!
This was not a great topic kinda boring
I barely have internet. I'm going into the NFL .
🪐🌚