Goraka91 BARELY. It was a 2006 game- as in one of the really early Wii games (in fact, I am pretty sure it was launched with the console). It was at that awkward point where it was basically just a ps2 era game that had more processing power to work with.
I just realized from the intro artwork, Pat is looking up Matt's dress and realizes what he sees... judging by how high they are it must be like a windsock in a windtunnel.
Last time on Disaster Report we got the fuck out of dodge leaving J. Jonah Jameson and some Chick with her Dogger. Tune in today for more exciting adventures
Its not a timeline until keith and karen have a child and manage to send that child to the main timeline where at that point he'll be the... GOON with the gun
I would have loved it if that helicopter fight turned into a Disaster: Day of Crisis segment where you shoot it down with a overpowered handgun. Or at least Keith could have used his crowbar to throw it into the rotor blades and make it crash.
Stand:『OLD BOY』 User:Tony Hawk Power:B Speed:A Range:C Durability:E Precision:E Potential:D (down from A in 95') Abilities: allows the user to do the most sicknasty moves on a skateboard but once their popularity starts to decline from its peak rapid aging ensues
joeyghost How do you even judge professional skateboarding? I mean, I guess if it's a race or something, but is it just like diving where three judges just hold up a card on how gnarly they thought the trick was?
At least its set in an alternate timeline, so that helps. And the "Zombies" seemed to have Venom's horn, which is intriquing. But it still feels like a "get the zombies crowd" game, and the characters seem differently modeled in the face, like the artstyle is less realistic, and also more generic. So I have mixed feelings, I'm interested in it, but I also think its dumb.
"I know you've never met this woman before in your life, but I'm fine with leaving her safety in your hands without any consent from her whatsoever while I take the dog!" "You mean Karen, right?" "NOPE! All I care for is adorable little The Final Solution!"
Where did Gen go inbetween the first rest stop at the park and setting off the flare for the giga backpack? 21:20 - Oh he can retreat into the bag whenever he feels like.
Hahaha remember when the guy carrying the torch got ran over by a car and people started taking selfies at the scene, the guy survived, but still, Rio 2016 was a mistake.
you can lead your old man to water you can leave your old man behind because your old man don't dance and if he don't dance then he's no old man of mine.
Greg: "Damn, I haven't seen aftershocks this bad since Lukas Kaine's apartment!" Keith: "Rubber Ducky, you're the one! You make earthquakes lots of fun!" Greg: "Dammit, kid, what the hell's wrong with you?!" Karen: "He does this sometimes. Just be glad he hasn't made us dance yet."
No, that's not how it works. Land Based Earthquakes cause Tsunamis on other landmasses. They don't summon Ocean Water to attack the place they happen, they push the water away, and cause it to hit other places. Also, tiny aftershocks don't usually make tsunamis.
I hope someone animates that "2 million dollar beating" conversation, I wish I had the skills, I would take a beating to learn to animate and have the resources for it. Like, the resource would have to be unlimited, so that I could sell them and make an infinite amount of money. There is only one word to describe those rockets' splash damage!
In his field, friends are a liability, if they get captured he must terminate them, much easier and much safer than an extraction! Unless they have a sweet ass, then extract it!
This playthrough's chockfull of useful information and hilarious quotes. Thank you, zaibatsu, I now hate Mark Whaleberg. From this point on, I refuse to spell his name correctly.
"If there's, like, an old man and like a hot chick, you can't save 'em both!" "So you better save the old man!" -Pat and Matt, "Disaster: Day of Crisis (Part 1)", November 24th, 2013
Frotting is definitely an excellent form of male bonding. Also, the reason Tornado Alley is a thing in the US is because, during the spring and early summer, cold air coming down from the Rockies meets the warm air of the plains; the cold air sinks, while the hot air rises, which create vortices, which proceed to fuck shit up.
If the pupper dies, I will find you, Best Friends. I WILL FIND YOU And I will TP every single inch of your house! It'll be so super awkward and hard to remove! The perfect crime!
8 parts in and not a single I'VE COVERED WARS Y'KNOW joke for Greg, if it wasn't for a surprise missile attacks by notUmbrella I'd be dropping this LP!
Pat I believe you are talking about Dresden where the Allies bombed it so hard it made a firestorm that was said to have been so hot it that the asphalt and concrete caught fire.
The nitro bit of this video, 14:40 , I think they are talking about Castlevania 64...... since there is a nitro area toward the end of the game where you have to take it from one area to another. Although, Pat did say it was for Gamecube......so maybe it was a different game.
Can you spot the scene where the Chief looks like Donald Trump? Because that blurry scene of the Chief sitting down while the radio is spouting nonsense is kind of crazy how much he looks like Donald Drumpf
"Greg the roof is collapsing on you!"
"It's fine."
Didn't even need to brace. Goddamn boss
he might be a stand user himself
Bich Boi That's why he doesn't need a backpack.
+Bich Boi He has a chill walk to rival Jotaro himself.
+Daniel Silkworth Stand Name: Don't Worry, Be Happy
this channel needs far, far more terrible PS2 era games. This is Escape from Bug Island are masterpieces.
Bug Island was a Wii game. (I KNOW RIGHT? :I)
+Goraka91 Bug Island is the best ps2 wii game.
Goraka91 BARELY. It was a 2006 game- as in one of the really early Wii games (in fact, I am pretty sure it was launched with the console).
It was at that awkward point where it was basically just a ps2 era game that had more processing power to work with.
I just realized from the intro artwork, Pat is looking up Matt's dress and realizes what he sees...
judging by how high they are it must be like a windsock in a windtunnel.
All the comments on this video were from the before times -- when there was still beauty in this world.
Man, what did Karen even do to make them hate her so much? We're dangerously approaching the infamous Kenny levels of hate here.
And then this episode was just them doing different combinations of leaving Karlly behind
THE DAY FOR THE MITOCHONDRIA TO BE FREE HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!
My body... is getting HOT after hearing that.
Sperm
damn
(Brooklyn accent): MITO-CHON-DRIA!
So, would Eve be a self-sustaining Stand, then?
Last time on Disaster Report we got the fuck out of dodge leaving J. Jonah Jameson and some Chick with her Dogger. Tune in today for more exciting adventures
I... I forgot the Skull Compass...
YOU FORGOT THE COMPASS?!?!
*Groose theme intensifies*
Duh-Dunh-Duh-Duuuuuuhhh.
*Twerking to Groose theme*
Tony Hawk speeding up HIS time when doing the 900 is the best lore.
Pat's Tony Hawk comment about the 900 speeding his aging has me fucking rolling
14:13 "...on a nice bed and you can beat my ass. I'll turn over if I have to."
-Patrick "Autoblow" Fuccboivin, August 2016
Liam the Abandoner, RETURNS!
The Stadium and the Mall are some of the more memorable sections of the game IMO.
Fucking timelines have been created and now we're gonna play through ALL THE POSSIBILITIES.
Its not a timeline until keith and karen have a child and manage to send that child to the main timeline where at that point he'll be the... GOON with the gun
Tony Infinite Fuck that's super good.
Mother Rinko Did I mention a time when all this horrendous incident wouldn't have been cause because of a snail.
I would have loved it if that helicopter fight turned into a Disaster: Day of Crisis segment where you shoot it down with a overpowered handgun.
Or at least Keith could have used his crowbar to throw it into the rotor blades and make it crash.
Stand:『OLD BOY』
User:Tony Hawk
Power:B
Speed:A
Range:C
Durability:E
Precision:E
Potential:D (down from A in 95')
Abilities: allows the user to do the most sicknasty moves on a skateboard but once their popularity starts to decline from its peak rapid aging ensues
Why was Tony Hawk everywhere again? Did anyone even watch professional skateboarding casually??? Like is that even a thing?????
Oddly enough, it was a thing. Like even a shut-in like me watched him!
joeyghost
How do you even judge professional skateboarding? I mean, I guess if it's a race or something, but is it just like diving where three judges just hold up a card on how gnarly they thought the trick was?
+dracocrusher yes, yes to both
I kinda wish they just did the same ending again.
It was so good.
the disaster report of the week is that new metal gear trailer.
'why are we here? just to suffer?'
solid
not
hehe get it
At least its set in an alternate timeline, so that helps. And the "Zombies" seemed to have Venom's horn, which is intriquing. But it still feels like a "get the zombies crowd" game, and the characters seem differently modeled in the face, like the artstyle is less realistic, and also more generic. So I have mixed feelings, I'm interested in it, but I also think its dumb.
You could practically hear the franchise whispering "FOX....diiiiie...."
Zane Seibert
and konami said: THINK AGAIN!
Seeing Greg casually stroll through the stadium as it collapsed around him got me pretty good.
Liam forgot the skull compass! D:
play through ruined. we should never have left the boat
Matt forgot the skull compass!
*The neglected compass falls into Silent Hill*
THESE ARE THE TALES OF THE SKELETON COMPASS!
SKELETON COMPASS, DA NA NANANA!
H E Y
H E Y
H E Y
Eh, the Jaggers are ok, but I'm more of a Rad Dregerns fan, myself
Either way you'll still know that it's a baseball.
Why would you ever even think of saving Al Bheds, you monsters
I like you simply because of your profile.
+Soliduz Znake The only good Al Bhed is a dead one, ey brudduh?
When's the next meetin ay bruda? Glory to Yevon.
Japan thought they knew true disaster until they saw Konami: MGS Survive, then earthquakes were minor nuisances.
& yet, the fools still flocked to the failure & even rated it highly
you just had to ruin it and continue after that amazing ending, didn't you?
They can do it again. There's two chances of leaving in the game with leaving someone behind.
Takes a true hero to be a punk bitch. Takes a punk bitch to go back and be a badass.
Of course. There's more jank to see.
NO, we must leave more people for dead!
"Could you beat my ass while I'm on this comfy mattress". Laughed more than I should've.
"Look man, we gotta decide which of us gets which woman, without asking for their permission or anything. You down for that?
Pat - No, I only bond with men and through their semen.
"I know you've never met this woman before in your life, but I'm fine with leaving her safety in your hands without any consent from her whatsoever while I take the dog!"
"You mean Karen, right?"
"NOPE! All I care for is adorable little The Final Solution!"
You know, the last thing I'd expect from this game was a helicopter fight scene. This just keeps getting better and better.
Where did Gen go inbetween the first rest stop at the park and setting off the flare for the giga backpack?
21:20 - Oh he can retreat into the bag whenever he feels like.
I love how every time Matt says muckspread the next thing you hear is Pat groan "Uggh..."
Every single time.
Will someone just beat up Pat and give him 2 million dollars ?
or tell him about a certain valve crank noise in a certain game series
Almost no one fucks with a guy that uses semen to bond with other men.
The dog model is totally moving Matt.
Kane 'n' Lupis: Dog Days
oh no, I'm crying from that beating narrative X,D
24:33 - Mm, kay, kudos for bringing THAT back.
Transporting that old man is basically just a variation on a Monster Hunter Egg quest.
"Welcome to Rio 2016"
Dude, you don't even know HOW REAL YOU GOT!
Hahaha remember when the guy carrying the torch got ran over by a car and people started taking selfies at the scene, the guy survived, but still, Rio 2016 was a mistake.
they backed down from the perfect ending, this new ending better make the dog turn in to d-dog or something to top perfection
Best Friends - But what if we could leave more people for dead?!
its totally worth it episode 9 is amazing
You can bring an old man to water, but you can't make him drink.
you can lead your old man to water
you can leave your old man behind
because your old man don't dance and if he don't dance then he's no old man of mine.
"Tony hawk is aging quickly" they missed the perfect opportunity to say that tony hawk has foxdie
That puddle is pretty deep, but HOW deep is it?!
Greg: "Damn, I haven't seen aftershocks this bad since Lukas Kaine's apartment!"
Keith: "Rubber Ducky, you're the one! You make earthquakes lots of fun!"
Greg: "Dammit, kid, what the hell's wrong with you?!"
Karen: "He does this sometimes. Just be glad he hasn't made us dance yet."
Why is FemMatt so attractive this is driving me crazy
Pat: It should up the ante in goofiness.
Oh Pat how little you know I cant wait to see Raw Danger!
When Liam interrupted the fall animation, a part of me wanted to see DREAM CANCEL flash on the screen.
DO ALL THE ENDINGS!!!! PLEASE!!!
wait a minute why hasn't there been a tsunami yet? I mean with all these earthquakes there should be something right?
They have to defeat the earthquakes before moving on to the next boss
No, that's not how it works. Land Based Earthquakes cause Tsunamis on other landmasses. They don't summon Ocean Water to attack the place they happen, they push the water away, and cause it to hit other places. Also, tiny aftershocks don't usually make tsunamis.
The Fantastic Paul I realized that after I wrote it. Hard for a tsunami to get you if you're at the epicenter eh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The tigers versus the Jaggers sounds awesome.
I hope someone animates that "2 million dollar beating" conversation, I wish I had the skills, I would take a beating to learn to animate and have the resources for it. Like, the resource would have to be unlimited, so that I could sell them and make an infinite amount of money. There is only one word to describe those rockets' splash damage!
Keith is Naked Snake before he became a soldier
turns out this was a training simulation for snake to learn how to leave his friends behind on a boat.
In his field, friends are a liability, if they get captured he must terminate them, much easier and much safer than an extraction! Unless they have a sweet ass, then extract it!
Les Enfants catastrophé
HEY! THATSA BASE BALL: TIGERS VS JAGGERS
As a Houstonian, that building wasn't decrepit enough to be the Astrodome.
*Waits for a kung pow joke*
"You go this way! i'll go home!."
Spread your Cheeks and Lift your Sac: The Video Game
This playthrough's chockfull of useful information and hilarious quotes. Thank you, zaibatsu, I now hate Mark Whaleberg. From this point on, I refuse to spell his name correctly.
I like how the beating started to basically change to bdsm
Can't wait for Castlevania 64. In this universe.
Liam! I really liked Castlevania 64 as a kid and would to see you do a Let's Play of it!
One two three four. Turn the disaster back!
get sucked in their disaster sheets!
Yo yo-yo y-yo y-yo y-yo yo yo
Cody caused the earthquake CONFIRMED. It was the one time he gave a fuck.
TURN THE BEAT BACK!
Cody gave the island a criminal upper no one would ever forget.
It's funny as hell, but what's with all the Karen hate?
Your late AGAIN Liam, tisk tisk tisk.
I'm really bummed that you guys missed the umpire chest piece
"Let's head to the stadium" You mean that building that's right fucking behind you?!
300 year old memorial tree.
Island is only about a decade old.
"If there's, like, an old man and like a hot chick, you can't save 'em both!"
"So you better save the old man!"
-Pat and Matt, "Disaster: Day of Crisis (Part 1)", November 24th, 2013
All the lives lost in the stadium when Babe Ruth preformed the Chaos Slug.
this LP canonically ended with part 7.
Frotting is definitely an excellent form of male bonding.
Also, the reason Tornado Alley is a thing in the US is because, during the spring and early summer, cold air coming down from the Rockies meets the warm air of the plains; the cold air sinks, while the hot air rises, which create vortices, which proceed to fuck shit up.
Oooh, Greg and those Al-Bheds~!!!
You can beat me up, just don't make me get up.
Welcome back to best end denied!
If the pupper dies, I will find you, Best Friends.
I WILL FIND YOU
And I will TP every single inch of your house!
It'll be so super awkward and hard to remove! The perfect crime!
Welcome back to schedules are hard.
Behold the story of Kenny's 3 holy shame boats.
8 parts in and not a single I'VE COVERED WARS Y'KNOW joke for Greg, if it wasn't for a surprise missile attacks by notUmbrella I'd be dropping this LP!
Fight the future, Keith!
My boat in the middle of my street. My boat in the middle of my street.
-Boatmaster Extreme
That description is like Anarchist Opera.
the plot makes much more sense if you stick with karen really XD
14:14-14:17 is a great little snippet
Pat I believe you are talking about Dresden where the Allies bombed it so hard it made a firestorm that was said to have been so hot it that the asphalt and concrete caught fire.
The nitro bit of this video, 14:40 , I think they are talking about Castlevania 64...... since there is a nitro area toward the end of the game where you have to take it from one area to another.
Although, Pat did say it was for Gamecube......so maybe it was a different game.
Oh! Pft. After I listened to that part a 2nd time, I heard Matt actually say Castlevania 64. Lol
Checking both Walkthroughs that mention it.
Yes.
You cannot escape getting caught at that part. :V
Remember kids Matt says to always give up and backdown!
Welcome back to the backdown
Oh god that tony hawk joke made me lose it
Grand Wizard wakka makes his return
Spoiler: Ivan and Yuri shot dud missiles at Keith because Kelly is actually Yuri's sister.
Can you spot the scene where the Chief looks like Donald Trump? Because that blurry scene of the Chief sitting down while the radio is spouting nonsense is kind of crazy how much he looks like Donald Drumpf
When a destiny live stream's been up an hour longer and only has 400 more views XD
Yes senpais, Raw Danger please
need need NEED a Raw Danger lp. :D
alright guys and gals, report your disasters right here.
they met the True Kelly and didn't even notice
Is the music in the intro from the game? It's so catchy
Best Friends - Nah Nah, we let it end like this, we need to leave MORE people fore dead!
what's your stand? old boy. what's it do? makes you really good with a hammer.oh no.
Wait, this series still going?
I thought we already got the true ending
FRIENDS OF THE AMS
that is a terribly charasmatic duck...hmm that gives me an idea.