The virus would paralyze it as well. note : I know this is a joke, please don't r/woooosh me edit : fuck everyone that r/wooooshed me Edit 2 : what the heck have i created
I see you accidentally toped p instead of o because their right next to each other but HOW THE HELL DO YOU *ACCIDENTALY TYPE ; THATS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE*
NumLk enter POV:im safe 7ev3n: no youre not 7ev3n: **claims to disable all keys from your keyboard** NumLk enter POV:cant break me 7ev3n: ok 7ev3n leaved
Is there a way to trick the ransomware into thinking you paid? Given how lazy the dev is with leaving out so many things, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a massive security hole that you could exploit. Edit: after some reading on how the ransomware works, there is a test decrypt function that allows you to decrypt up to 5 files to make sure decryption is possible. I think you could exploit that.
*2:49** thats most likely because normal enter and numpad enter are 2 different keys in most languages.* C# (and i guess other languages too) call normal enter _Return_ and numpad enter something like _KeyPad Enter_
4:38 "Sadly, there is no decryptor for that ransomware, Every *(.doc, .docx, .xlsx, .ppptx, .pdf)* file that become .R5A is trashed forever. However most the files are intact."
Nope. Any encryption worth its salt is resistant against known-plaintext attacks. Hell, even the KL-7 (The US's response to Germany's Enigma Machine) was safe against these attacks. It's reasonable to assume that any modern encryption algorithm is immune to this too.
Enderman, bless you sir for providing a safe space for us to grab malware from for testing. Has really streamlined it for me and made it safer and more reliable thanks again!
I think they shouldn't. Regedit is too powerful, adding it to the ctrl+alt+del menu would give easy access to it, and you know how kids are with computers. They can go in there and screw up Windows by deleting a bunch of stuff in the registry.
0:01 *Enderman join the game* *Enderman runs the Ransomware As Admin* *Ransomware join the game* *Ransomware reboots the system* *Ransomware disables the keyboard* *Enderman gets revenge on Ransomware* *Ransomware has banned inf days*
0:44 перейдите в командную строку, введите shutdown -a, после чего запланированное выключение будет отменено,конечно ... если они заразятся вирусом, который планирует автоматическое отключение
will you ever make a tutorial how to download/use vmware or virtualbox? i've been struggling with it for 3 days, also i just realised NIGHTkilla music was in this video!!
I feel as though whichever bully created that virus used a keyboard WITHOUT a number pad. (EDIT 1 year and 8 months later: Maybe that bully developed that virus on a laptop!)
Pluging in another keyboard will not help. The ransomware will remove the key mapping so any button won't work. When you plug in the same keyboard in another PC without the virus, the keyboard won't be disabled.
I think my cousin will get this virus someday, because she downloads things without thinking and once she actually got a virus and had to format the PC
How to make the keyboard work again while the virus is active:
Plug another one.
BIG BRAIN
The virus would paralyze it as well. note : I know this is a joke, please don't r/woooosh me edit : fuck everyone that r/wooooshed me
Edit 2 : what the heck have i created
thank you
excuse me wtf
R/woooosh
7ev3n ransomware: *disables most keys*
Num Pad Enter: You have no power.
Underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Num Pad Enter: UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!
Enter key: *doesnt work*
Numpad Enter: I'm about to start this man's whole career
lmao
Original and great lol
save*
r/comedy cemetery
Kris krzem Gameplay he/she could have meant start.
0:10 you gotta love the picture of yoshi saying i committed tax fraud
yes hahaha
yesn't
...
IS VERY FUNNY THE YOSHI SAYING I COMMITED TAX FRAUD
Windows 10 joins the game
*Ransomware joins the game*
reboots pc
*Ransomware exits the game*
Minecraft hat aufgehört zu arbeiten...
*Ransomware has been banned by Enderman*
Windows 10 pc
Podłączenie
się
Fun fact: the way this ransomware disables the keyboard (scancode map) prevents you from disabling the Numpad enter. Windows just ignores it.
WHO WOULD WIN?
A RANSOMWARE, WHICH IS VERY SMART AND DOESN'T LET YOU TO USE CMD NORMALLY or...
*one num enter boi?*
Super Knuckles PandoTech can kill any ransomware
@@rechargeablefanbutdead5082 "PandoTech can kill any ransomware"
Can he?
Black Hat r/woooosh
@@tionaus It wasn't a joke.
Micah Bell r/ihaveareddit
if you hear the windows wiping, you know it’s gonna be a good video.
@Krystian Borkowski *y e s* polaku
DUN DUN DUN DON DOON DOO DOO
you mean weeping?
do di do do Do dododododo dododid
@krystek1313 Borkowski
*Y E S*
P o l s k a
Wait, when was this ransomware made? It says 13 bitcoin (~4980 USD). 13 bitcoin nowadays is literally 93k dollars!
123nabilben123 yeah, probably
But bitcoin was made in 2009, no?
Overloader7 I’m not sure. Maybe he was using another crypto currency and then turned to bitcoin when it got popular and forgot to change the value
Howlly sheet
it's 126k, I love stonks
This video: uploaded
the ransomware developer: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!*
Charles the French?
Ransomware stereotypical developers.
Nice vide*p* comment wow NICE *P* instead of O 10/10 lol
VIDEP; THE WAY HOME
I see you accidentally toped p instead of o because their right next to each other but HOW THE HELL DO YOU *ACCIDENTALY TYPE ; THATS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE*
7ev3n: claims to disable all keys from your keyboard
num pad enter: *helo*
he knows how to use the mouse without the keyboard
congratulations to him !!!
i think it is better to use the keyboard for key shortcut but ...
haha
That's the entire num pad that isn't touched by the ransomware, which is pretty cool
NumLk enter POV:im safe
7ev3n: no youre not
7ev3n: **claims to disable all keys from your keyboard**
NumLk enter POV:cant break me
7ev3n: ok
7ev3n leaved
7ev3n: im bout to end this mans whole career
Enderman: **reverse uno card**
Using VMware lol
hahaha this is true
Imagine virus went so deep it went over the VM lol
Or is coded to bypass VM oh how the turn tables
...
I love the fact how he literally goes into the vm’s bios in every single video.
Keyboard: Stops working
Virtual keyboard: I'm here to save your day
developer: puts extreme keyboard lock and doesn't encrypt files coz it's almost flawless.
Enderman: *Hold my beer*
Decrypts 9GB an hour? 😂
I noted this nonsense
Asks for 5 thousand dollard
Dollars
nonsense.
what
1:01 lol I didn't expect you to put a cute kitten as your profile :3 lol
Is there a way to trick the ransomware into thinking you paid? Given how lazy the dev is with leaving out so many things, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a massive security hole that you could exploit. Edit: after some reading on how the ransomware works, there is a test decrypt function that allows you to decrypt up to 5 files to make sure decryption is possible. I think you could exploit that.
He obviously could. He is the real ethical hacker ,others are a straight lie!
some ransomware dont decrypt after you pay its just a scam
the problem is the ransomware doesnt unlock when you pay, its obviously a scam
@@Stasiss_ most do though. otherwise, why pay ransom at all? just fuhmat. is bad business. pork.
Reverse engineer the entire program to test decrypt every file it encrypted?
Nooo, you cant just stop my entire payload with a simple command
Haha, run + shutdown -a goes brrrrrrrrr
*2:49** thats most likely because normal enter and numpad enter are 2 different keys in most languages.*
C# (and i guess other languages too) call normal enter _Return_ and numpad enter something like _KeyPad Enter_
Me: rip keyboard
Enderman: im about to end this ransomware's whole career
Me with a touchscreen computer: *I don't have such weaknesses.*
When your PC gets screwed:
Installs Keyboard Screwer
Ransomware: *exists*
People without the Num keys: *chuckles* I'm in danger.
3:48 oh boiiii i love NK
never excepted to you to use his songs :)
1:59 how do you inout cmd commands with no keyboard? Your keyboard lights are disabled I see
4:38 "Sadly, there is no decryptor for that ransomware, Every *(.doc, .docx, .xlsx, .ppptx, .pdf)* file that become .R5A is trashed forever. However most the files are intact."
of the* (no offense ik it's a typo)
Someone: wheres the hacker?
Me: oh, he ransomware.
This would be so fun to use on people who think numpads are clunky and unnecessary :D
it is now possible to (potentially) decrypt r4a and r5a (7ev3n encryption extension)
I installed this on my brothers computer, hope his "homework" folder still opens
Did you really did it?
@@seemscool58 yes i did do it.
@@DigitalHandle i expected it as a joke
@@emireri2387 nope, i did it, i am still grounded lol
your choices of music are adding my new favourite songs
Who would win:
A virus that encrypt most files and disable keyboard (except num enter) or
One “Block thief” boi ?
Virus: Locked the keyboard.
Enderman: Make the keyboard work again.
Virus: Shit! I'll die.
0:12 i am never watching another one of your videos ever again
7ev3n: I’m gonna destroy this keyboard’s whole career
Num enter key: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that
Wonder if the owner of the ransomware took the time to obfuscate it because if he didn't then you could easily take the key and remove the ransomware
well you would need the algorithm as well, and where the key is actually in the code, and that's assuming that the key is in the program at all
Enderman:this ransomware removes keyboard
Me: *uses screen keyboard*
2:48 I guess the programmer of the ransomware wasn't even thinking abut that!
developer has no numlock enter on his keyboard
Virus: no enter
Num lock enter: *allow me to introduce myself*
5000USD? Am i bill gates or what?
Just send the PC to DriveSavers
NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
capitalism
@@yqy stalin will remember you. heh ( take this as a joke yeah )
@@yqy R O A S T E D
everyone gangsta until the glass wiping sound plays
If you can read file data well, then put a simple text file and figure out the encryption key.
Black Hat you can get the encryption method
@@cat1554 Nope. It would suppose that the ransomware uses an hardcoded key, that frankly does not.
Nope. Any encryption worth its salt is resistant against known-plaintext attacks. Hell, even the KL-7 (The US's response to Germany's Enigma Machine) was safe against these attacks. It's reasonable to assume that any modern encryption algorithm is immune to this too.
The creator of the ransomeware: didn’t plan numberpads enter
People with touch screen laptop:
Enderman, bless you sir for providing a safe space for us to grab malware from for testing. Has really streamlined it for me and made it safer and more reliable thanks again!
Normal people: 2:41
People with 60% keyboards: Well shit, here we go again
I am one of those people who have 60% of the keyboard
2:19 IT'S A CAT
Yea boi cat
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Its koteyka i think..
Thicc
Enter Key = Doesn't Work
Enderman = **hold my nums m8**
I think Microsoft should add regedit to the ctrl+alt+del menu
I think they shouldn't. Regedit is too powerful, adding it to the ctrl+alt+del menu would give easy access to it, and you know how kids are with computers. They can go in there and screw up Windows by deleting a bunch of stuff in the registry.
Pretty sure kids are able to press windows button then type regedit
@@lunakittyyyYeaaaaaah *NO* , that just gets stupid over time.
@@fitmotheyap Yeah but how will they know it even exists? Putting it in the ctrl+alt+del just shoves it in their face
@@joshth647 How so?
Keyboard: doesn't work
Keyboard 2: *Yeah, this is big brain time*
2:42 : *Presses num lock enter * ppl who have TKL/60% keyboards am i a joke to u?
"If you do not send in the money in time,private key will be destroyed"
The first thing I saw at 1:07 gosh do they even know how to type?
0:12
FBI OPEN UP
me when 3:47 : OMG IS CLASSICAL I HEARD THIS FROM GD
Ah, the good old days when 13 Bitcoin was worth only $4980.
I hope conhost and/or windows terminal adds an on-screen keyboard in a form of a keyboard drawer or something
**Windows 10 join the game**
**Ransomware join the game**
**Reboot**
**Ransomware has banned 9999999999999999 days**
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 why **inf** days
0:01 *Enderman join the game*
*Enderman runs the Ransomware As Admin*
*Ransomware join the game*
*Ransomware reboots the system*
*Ransomware disables the keyboard*
*Enderman gets revenge on Ransomware*
*Ransomware has banned inf days*
On-screen keyboard: i dont have such weaknesses.
Oh yeah.... In this video have a hand reveal 😂
oh yeah... in this comment theres no english or spelling
Enderman the fact u can 💔 any viruses is awesome! I love ur vids and u
I would really love a tutorial video on how to use vmware!
:-:
0:44 перейдите в командную строку, введите shutdown -a, после чего запланированное выключение будет отменено,конечно ... если они заразятся вирусом, который планирует автоматическое отключение
2:41 RIP me with a tkl.
will you ever make a tutorial how to download/use vmware or virtualbox? i've been struggling with it for 3 days, also i just realised NIGHTkilla music was in this video!!
I feel as though whichever bully created that virus used a keyboard WITHOUT a number pad.
(EDIT 1 year and 8 months later: Maybe that bully developed that virus on a laptop!)
Laptops have number pads lol
@@Calibrato
Not all of them do!
7ev3n: haha i kill keybord
OemEnter (numberpad Enter): it's showtime
Oh thank god! Some guy sent me this and said that it was a hack for CS:GO! Thanks for helping me out!
U seroous?
Never download hacked games or hacks.
@@thecommentato4 well I did, because it looked cool on his screen...
@@jagjyot4828 next time dont be stupid, take this advice from me. I had a stack of viruses. Try to guess what number lol
@@thecommentato4 103
but it's fine now
i have avast p r e m i e r
numpad enter: exists
ransomware: why do i hear boss music
Now I know the I name my files similarly to Enderman
2:46 This is why you need 100% keyboard layout.
Great video!
pls join enderman discord
7ev3n: *”Disables All Keyboard Keys and Encrypts”*
Enderman: Cmd, Regedit, *”Presses Num Pad Enter”*
F rip moment
Virus: Hahaha I'm gonna disable your keybo-
My Bios: "*Error: No keyboard detected. Please restart your computer.*"
NIGHTkilla
1:13 Enderman's hand reveal 😂
*pc keyboard broken*
On Screen keyboard: *aM i A jOKe to YOu?*
the virtual keyboard it my friend.........
0:00 Somebody wiping a glass window on a car
Lol
Pluging in another keyboard will not help. The ransomware will remove the key mapping so any button won't work.
When you plug in the same keyboard in another PC without the virus, the keyboard won't be disabled.
Enter key: *doesn't work*
Numpad enter: allow me to introduce myself
What filetypes are encrypted with this virus?
The fun thing all that buttons are not even working without virus cuz my keyboard is broken xD
Enderman: Do someting
1% of people: ThErE iS Nk MuSiC! eNdErMaN pLaY gEoMeTrY dAsH.
normal enter:disabled
numlock ender:It's my turn now
2:45 that useless key has been finally used
Classical: *exists*
Enderman: I’m gonna use this for my video
GD players: *triggered*
Imagine testing virus on vmware and virus locked your vmware and cannot get out of your real hardware. Just stuck in vmware forever.
Turn off the freaking pc power switch
There are now decryptors for both 7ev3n and the updated version, so that ransomware is dead in the water.
Lesson:- Don't install this on a laptop, Laptops don't have num-lock enter.
my sisters one does have one
@@vistaman1 ok
Kid: *gets this ransomware*
Dad:*Pays Bitcoin*
Dad *IM LIVING IN THE STREETS*
I think my cousin will get this virus someday, because she downloads things without thinking and once she actually got a virus and had to format the PC
3:52 GD players be like:
*fireworking*
Lol Im geometry dash player
@@hantbill6462 Yee
What type of VMware do you use? Is it some free version? I've heard that it's much more efficient than VirtualBox. I'd like to set it up for myself.
The ramsomware creator:
Impossible. Pay me
ransomware:I will encrypt all your files and Keyboard
enderman:Nothing is Impossible I will remove you withing seconds.
3:49 Enderman is like a firework
Me, who has a laptop: you have no power here
Wow, what a good song choice 😂 😂
K391 windows
Windows related song, Windows related video
Hi. Does it block on-screen keyboard too?
My VMware:HOW DID HE HAD BETTER THEN ME?
Endermans VMware:I have an better verison you have 9 one
totally you can get free VMware Workstation in his site
Sweet login Logo Enderman😍😍