god, "he's attacking me for 90? that's a big prime number." literally as the heart is showing a proof on-screen that it's not a prime number is so funny
Lawful good: Calculate the stats for an attack potion to figure out if you should use one Lawful Evil: Use the attack potion to see the choices and save scum if it doesn't work out True Neutral: Don't use the attack potion Chaotic Good: Use the attack potion if the vibes are right Chaotic Evil: Use the attack potion and skip the attack
Timestamps for when Jorbs picks up the card and relics in the thumbnail (Whirlwind, Chemical X, and Bottled Flame... and as mentioned in the reply, Akabeko!): Whirlwind: (2:33) (Floor 4 Combat) Bottled Flame: (7:43) (Floor 6 Elite) Chemical X: (10:28) (Floor 13 Shop) Akabeko: (45:20) (Floor 30 Elite) Record-breaking wind speeds have been reported in the Spire today. More at 10.
Love jorbs deleting his math, doing different math, then changing the way he looks at the math to get the first math again but this time it’s good math
enjoying ironclad month to its fullest. amazing runs just to listen to, and normally i prefer the easier wins because i like the comfort of knowing there's a "good" ending, but it's gotten me to watch losses too, just because i like hearing your thoughts!
I'm the opposite. As soon as a run seems solved, I usually get bored and watch something else. This happens a lot in Act3 with runs on youtube, because they are usually very strong runs that get uploaded.
Your "chance of at least dmg" column was calculated wrong (e.g. 100% chance of at least 32 dmg). You want to calculate the cumulative sum from the bottom up, not from the top down.
god, "he's attacking me for 90? that's a big prime number." literally as the heart is showing a proof on-screen that it's not a prime number is so funny
jorbs, this is the 7th time you've shown chem x whirlwind to class
And I’ll never get sick of it!!
First time for me so I dont mind aha
Me need more
With all the Whirlwinds you've seen, you're looking a little Dizzy
Cant beat a classic
Title: "I win INSTANTLY"
Reality: "I spent 20 minutes spreadsheeting one turn of a hallway fight"
look friend, if you arent here for spreadsheets why are ya here? We love Jorbmath
I wasn't complaining, just acknowledging
Lawful good: Calculate the stats for an attack potion to figure out if you should use one
Lawful Evil: Use the attack potion to see the choices and save scum if it doesn't work out
True Neutral: Don't use the attack potion
Chaotic Good: Use the attack potion if the vibes are right
Chaotic Evil: Use the attack potion and skip the attack
that guardian fight with havoc and true grit exhausting down to 2 cards was a masterclass wow
Timestamps for when Jorbs picks up the card and relics in the thumbnail (Whirlwind, Chemical X, and Bottled Flame... and as mentioned in the reply, Akabeko!):
Whirlwind: (2:33) (Floor 4 Combat)
Bottled Flame: (7:43) (Floor 6 Elite)
Chemical X: (10:28) (Floor 13 Shop)
Akabeko: (45:20) (Floor 30 Elite)
Record-breaking wind speeds have been reported in the Spire today. More at 10.
Think you need to put Akabeko in there too, because it made the first attack whirlwinds go nuts!
(45:24)
everytime he has akabeko chem x whirlwind, he also has feed so a 45 minute run becomes a 90 minute run, lol.
Only jorbs could get this combo and make it boring as fuck
The random swaps to spreadsheets in these videos when im watching before bed is insane lol. So bright
The lord of the rings jokes chat made when he was offered a second feed were hilarious. Good job chat
Love jorbs deleting his math, doing different math, then changing the way he looks at the math to get the first math again but this time it’s good math
No dark embrace was actually criminal.
enjoying ironclad month to its fullest. amazing runs just to listen to, and normally i prefer the easier wins because i like the comfort of knowing there's a "good" ending, but it's gotten me to watch losses too, just because i like hearing your thoughts!
I'm the opposite. As soon as a run seems solved, I usually get bored and watch something else. This happens a lot in Act3 with runs on youtube, because they are usually very strong runs that get uploaded.
@@Joenzinator different strokes for different folks :)
That description is fucking peak, no notes
Ironclamd
skamtebord
Your "chance of at least dmg" column was calculated wrong (e.g. 100% chance of at least 32 dmg). You want to calculate the cumulative sum from the bottom up, not from the top down.
35:50 i almost spat out my water at how jorbs said OW
I AM HERE for spreadsheet gaming!
hello 1.25x jorbs it's been a while, nice run you got here
why not hit the little guy on the right at 9:40 with a strike before whirlwind and save 2 health
"I win INSTANTLY??"
>Floor 0 Feed
Title checks out.
Spoiler: he didn't won instantly
!dig
Hi Jorbs, what do you think of the Hawk Tuah girl?
noo pls this is where i go to rejuvenate after a long day of internet brainrot, pls keep them separate 😭😭
generational grifter
What's this "not a prime number" business? You ended with 83 health; that be prime.
yo 11 x 8 though?????
@@Jorbs I have convened with Terrance Howard, and unfortunately must concede that you are correct.
For a second I almost thought YT Jorbs was 4 months behind twitch Jorbs because of that shitty date format
not everybody is European