ironically if he followed his own stands advice he would probably be happier. which makes it kinda tragic. it means there is a good and creative person inside him but he is so jaded and obsessed with copying others that he will never reach his potential
Well that is his emotion it just manifested into a stand so yeah I think he can't change or he's hard to make him change since the stand will disappear but that's just my theory.
@@Freaky-Raine Pretty sure a stand user can change personality and still have the same stand ability s/he was given with the first time it manifested. I mean it's not like your gonna stay the same guy you were many years ago, that's like saying you haven't changed since pre-school
I love how ironic these replies are lmao. We're praising Rohan for a roast where he basically says that none of his readers would like a character like Hazamada while talking about how he should've been more included in the show. So like.. yk, completely disproving Rohan's whole point
I like how this is Hazamada basically talking to himself, his subconscious, his own soul How he’s telling himself why he cares about something as trivial as getting told “bye” or getting a letter and how he doesn’t have time to waste, how stupid of him it was to punch a wooden being
@@ttracs yes but that is part of his stand, he's still arguing with his own soul. if it really copied his personality then it would not be fighting josuke or toying with josuke in the locker scene.
Imagine how self-loathing you have to be if your own soul calls you stupid, takes the form of people you want/want to be, and is more attractive pretending to be someone else than being you. I actually feel rather sorry for Hazamada; he's a degenerate for sure, and none of his hardships excuse or justify his behavior (especially not what he tried to do to a recreation of the girl he likes), but it's definitely not easy being looked down upon and considered ugly and creepy. I like to think being a Stand-user gave him a community to belong to, even if he doesn't get along very well with some of them.
@@Dash-lx4ng the Stand possessed a wooden art mannequin; the mannequin was not the Stand itself. It's "bound" to a physical host like Strength or Wheel of Fortune or Love Deluxe. Should Hazamada find a new "host" like a mall mannequin, there's no reason he shouldn't be able to manifest it again. Even Stands like Black Sabbath, which aren't "bound" but still have similar independence, can be destroyed and still return.
@@kinesslop651 as a short dude myself, I think there’s a distinction between being tall and being a chad. It just doesn’t matter in this context cuz Joskue is both
@@itzcloudy5672 simile is when you compare two things using “Like” or “as” metaphor is the same thing without using like or as. That guy compared Hazamada and a cricket since they’re both creepy. Using the word “like”.
Who wish the situation would be Hazamada came to Jotaro first but Jotaro had been suspicious of how weird the way fake Josuke talk on phone so he used the “stupid hair” quote to triggle fake Josuke but the woodman didn’t respond and then Jotaro pulled a Star Platinum-Ed on that kid
I feel bad for his stand Surface just doesn't understand lol I think this is one of the coolest stands I've seen, could be really useful if you think well
This guy is really getting pissed off at his own Stand when it did nothing wrong. Surprised that the stand still follows his instructions, would've been epic if stands will deny your orders and betray you.
even a literally wooden josuke is a better person than hazamada, and I literally feel bad for that josuke having the bad luck of having to bear with his user
ironically if he followed his own stands advice he would probably be happier. which makes it kinda tragic. it means there is a good and creative person inside him but he is so jaded and obsessed with copying others that he will never reach his potential
this is a great message.. thanks for this man
Well that is his emotion it just manifested into a stand so yeah I think he can't change or he's hard to make him change since the stand will disappear but that's just my theory.
@@Freaky-Raine
Pretty sure a stand user can change personality and still have the same stand ability s/he was given with the first time it manifested. I mean it's not like your gonna stay the same guy you were many years ago, that's like saying you haven't changed since pre-school
@@Freaky-Raine Stands don't disappear if your personality changes. If anything, they would likely grow or mature along with you.
@@cooldud7071 Yeah like the shut-in Rohan, his stand developed after getting a real friend, or atleast someone he finds to be reliable, like Koichi)
Honestly I think Surface is quite underrated
Imitate, Control, self aware, and gives advices
There are no weak stands, just dumb uncreative users
@@spooderlover3512 Holly's stand
@@vicentgarces5260 hollys stand is probably like hermit purple
@@vicentgarces5260 actually Holly's stand has an unknown power but since her willpower is too weak, the stand will kill her.
Well everybody uses it when they need to put a random stand for something so
"Doesn't anyone in this world have a decent personality? Damn it!" he, himself doesn't have a decent personality.
Naif awall ED EXACTLY
"Doesn't anyone in this world act the way I want them to?"
Even his Stand reflects this
He actually seems like a nice guy, not an actual nice guy, a NICE GUY the reddit kind
@@KoreJoestar24 incel?
@@electraheart-g5e i think
It’s a shame, we couldn’t see this character get any development. The only other time he appears he just gets roasted by Rohan and disappears
There was a bit more to this little arc in the manga, but not too much
The roasted by Rohan part is way too accurate. That git got fucking barbecued.
you are the only smart person in this comment section and i respect you
he also had an op ass stand
I love how ironic these replies are lmao. We're praising Rohan for a roast where he basically says that none of his readers would like a character like Hazamada while talking about how he should've been more included in the show. So like.. yk, completely disproving Rohan's whole point
I like how this is Hazamada basically talking to himself, his subconscious, his own soul
How he’s telling himself why he cares about something as trivial as getting told “bye” or getting a letter and how he doesn’t have time to waste, how stupid of him it was to punch a wooden being
Actually this is josuke, as he said, his stand mimicks the persons personality along with their looks
@@ttracs yes but that is part of his stand, he's still arguing with his own soul. if it really copied his personality then it would not be fighting josuke or toying with josuke in the locker scene.
yeah I'm doing the same thing
Even if he manages to try and stab Jotaro, he wouldn't have stand a chance. He's agains't a Stardust Crusader.
S T A N D a chance get it
gungineer TF2 Meanwhile, the Stardust Crusaders laugh at 2 similar looking rocks.
@@cedriccanlas2717 Maybe Hazamada could get 2 identical rocks in front of Jotaro
Nerfed stardust crusader*
@@copeseethemald8510 LOL
1:06
"Damn! It hurts!"
"R u okay reautard. I am wood."
"e Stoopid."
why tf is this so funny
@@SimplyZero
*chew*
Why you say that for? You jealous stupid
How can you talk to me like this!
“Quack”
"damn! it hurts!"
"r u ok reatard"
"i am wood"
"stupid"
Not too bad for a manga dub..?
chew
Cant believe that hazamada was strong enough to obtain a stand
Wennie Marie Lobitana incels have a... special kind of resolve
Never underestimate an incel in his desperate quest for sex.
Used to be one. Not good times.
I mean a rat got a stand too 🤨👆
It's his jealousy, that part of his soul is strong so his stand manifests out of that part of him
@@tlshortyshorty5810 Holy shit, somewhere in 2016 to 2017, I nearly became one. Looking back at it now, I realised how much I've matured since then.
the only stand calling their user stupid.
What a loser
He doesnt steal, but he still has NO DIGNITY
I mean, one stand actually KILLS the user, so...
Konrad why? It hurts more when your own soul call you stupid
Dragons Dream insults his user too.
This stand is so expressive it's like he's talking to a human being
Schizophernia
Imagine how self-loathing you have to be if your own soul calls you stupid, takes the form of people you want/want to be, and is more attractive pretending to be someone else than being you. I actually feel rather sorry for Hazamada; he's a degenerate for sure, and none of his hardships excuse or justify his behavior (especially not what he tried to do to a recreation of the girl he likes), but it's definitely not easy being looked down upon and considered ugly and creepy. I like to think being a Stand-user gave him a community to belong to, even if he doesn't get along very well with some of them.
Im still confused on why he cant use his stand again
It was SMASHED BRO
@@Dash-lx4ng but cant he get another doll or something
@@Dash-lx4ng the Stand possessed a wooden art mannequin; the mannequin was not the Stand itself. It's "bound" to a physical host like Strength or Wheel of Fortune or Love Deluxe. Should Hazamada find a new "host" like a mall mannequin, there's no reason he shouldn't be able to manifest it again. Even Stands like Black Sabbath, which aren't "bound" but still have similar independence, can be destroyed and still return.
@@Gojo13201 cuz he's lazy and/or doesn't want any more trouble, I reckon
Whats the difference between you and me he says, as if hes not a grimlin talking to a 6ft chad
He was tall Af in the manga
As a gremlin, am sad 😔
@@kinesslop651 as a short dude myself, I think there’s a distinction between being tall and being a chad. It just doesn’t matter in this context cuz Joskue is both
@@lordtwubs8665 facts
4:00 So glad DP gave a cameo of the final Jojolion antagonist
What do you mean?
@@Juan-kp8yo All we hear is Radio Gaga, Radio Goo Goo)
0:51 Who wants a cookie?
Another one at 1:39
lol
Make sure to use this noise when you're pissed of. That is the Japanese way. LEL
Jay Isaacs
COKEEEE
WHEEEEEEEZE KUKIIIIIIII
0:42 hisoka fangirling
2:04 “that’s a good metaphor”
I hate to be that guy.... but that was a simile....
Nice! Nice! Verrry nice Caesar-chan!
Um no? “Like a cricket”
@@itzcloudy5672 simile is when you compare two things using “Like” or “as” metaphor is the same thing without using like or as. That guy compared Hazamada and a cricket since they’re both creepy. Using the word “like”.
We just gonna ignore that fact he attempted to rape his stand.
Shhh... It's best this way..
Also are there any odds that it could've affected her in the event that she was around?
He hit it and scraped his hand so he wouldve had a terrible time trying it
@@GoldenSpark02 if i had that stand that wouldn't stop me.
@@whichsherice drill a hole...🐴
1:04
DAMN!
IT HURTS!
stupid
I honestly loved surface. He was one of the coolest sentient stands in my opinion. Not power, personality. He was funny asf
Tbh i loved chariot requiem as he actually also had feelings, when silver chariot got hit with the arrow he started to cry because polarneff died.
I am wood
stupid
コピー仗助と仗助の声分けすこ
1:04 I am amazed Hazamada's short hand reached Show off's face.
surface*
@@unrecognized8683 Have you heard of localization names? What a concept.
*Surface
@@alimations5226 No one in their right mind would use the localized names.
@@ivythay4259 Well I have a West mind haha.
1:44 この2人のやりとり好き
2:49 Koichi needs to work on his cardio lol
I wish more stands had an independent mind set like surfaces
Sex pistols, spice girl, annubis and black Sabbath
Dragons dream, hey ya, WoU
@@PostalVaas echoes
think how could they defeat jotaro they could be like steely dan i bet
Yesh and get folded
Who wish the situation would be Hazamada came to Jotaro first but Jotaro had been suspicious of how weird the way fake Josuke talk on phone so he used the “stupid hair” quote to triggle fake Josuke but the woodman didn’t respond and then Jotaro pulled a Star Platinum-Ed on that kid
dangit araki
I alson expected that ep more bizzare. Interesting stand u know. But :(
Much like how in Part 3 Kakyoin was a fake and it was Rubber Soul after all
well, then josuke wouldnt be the one to defeat him. it is his part after all (mostly)
Surface copies the target with 99.8% accuracy, and that missing 0.2% is the screw on its forehead, that wouldn't work
0:48 The incel speaks.
Heightcel
1:54 Why the fuck is Okuyasu in incognito mode
Damn Lord farquad looks different now.
1:07 oh ok, with some context the duwang translation makes a bit more sense
Stop arguing with yourself Hazamada.
Hazamada called Koichi a shrimp
DA FAQ
In the manga he was tall araki made him small as a design choice
Wow, Act 3 and Surface are probably the only stands I’ve seen have a mind of their own.
Cheap trick... Anubis...
Gold experience requiem, hey ya, silver chariot requiem, Black Sabbath, sheer heart attack
@@ChainsawVespa ye... I don't read the manga so didn't know any of these stands
Tempest oh
spice girl too for a bit
absolute nice guy
It's funny how fake Josuke is getting the girl's attention and he's like "This is the best thing that ever happened"
I feel bad for his stand
Surface just doesn't understand lol
I think this is one of the coolest stands I've seen, could be really useful if you think well
This guy is really getting pissed off at his own Stand when it did nothing wrong. Surprised that the stand still follows his instructions, would've been epic if stands will deny your orders and betray you.
So that's why Jotaro likes Koichi so much. One is a shrimp and the other is a marine biologist.
Tbh, Surface is a stand you'd want for a friend
I love hazamada he just so good
I just noticed tha surface has its own personality
It has the personality of whoever it copies
1:39 This is the funniest, goofiest grunt i've ever heard.
顔面殴って｢ボコッ｣っていうって事は
女をコピーした場合胸とかって揺れないのかな…
髪の毛は動くっぽいね…
(別に変な意味ではなく純粋な疑問)
Right here right now I'm fan casting Danny Devito as Hazamada
2:15 killed by BOI👌😂✋
underrated ass stand, too bad we only saw it for 1 episode. it almost beat josuke
1:30 so THAT'S what Rohan was talking about. Jesus Christ
i feel bad for surface, such a cool stand stuck with such a lame user
Hazamada is not lame, he introduced the theory of attraction between stand users. He's smart but the jealousy Is stronger.
It’s the whole point. He’s a great guy on the inside but he’s blinded by his own weaknesses.
@@Dr.D.R. spitting facts
bro is like robbie shapiro from victorious
@@colombo6095 why...
For a sec I thought that was the real josuke-
Hazamada is pissed off because all this fighting is taking valuable time away from fucking his own stand.
his stand was josuke...
Hazamada sucks so much that even his own Stand is annoyed by him. Plus he's been completely grilled by Rohan a few episodes later.
fun fact: perman is actually a real anime you and I have watched it
"shrimp" didn't you see yourself, Hazamada?
Hazamada is taller... by a few centimeters but taller.
I think after his debut episode, Hazamada is quite cute
1:09 for the Duwang readers
Hazamada seems like the kid who thought Digimon was better then pokemon
Hazamada is almost as much of a psycho as Kira.
1:46 did anyone notice that this guy has the same hairstyle that Okuyasu (correct me if I wrote it wrong) has?
That's his long lost brother
Okuyasu's hair is shaved from the sides.
@@microsofthoodie It refers to the one in the purple jacket
If I was a jojo character, I would be the pupper master
even a literally wooden josuke is a better person than hazamada, and I literally feel bad for that josuke having the bad luck of having to bear with his user
1分25秒 頭にきて何も出来なかったw
1:05 that guy punched a diamond Hmmm LATE WATCHED THE ANIME BUT IT WAS SOOO GOOOOD
2:07
サングラスのおっさん、指6本あんだけど。
観なかったことにしよ
アニメ式の技法だよ
指5本だと違和感が出ちまうらしい
指6本にして動いてる時の違和感を無くすっていう、まぁ実際どうなのかね？
@@gesame_ame1211
そーなの？初めて知った。
覚えとこ。
早哉508 五本にしか見えないけど
2039 Pizo
よーく見てみ
"im groot"
hazamada is so relatable
...u ok bro?
@@fossilfighters101 N O
Yup, i kinda feel bad for him.
I agree
Based
0:54 surface: dude I’m your stand.
Calling someone the exact same size a shrimp.
Koichi is 1.50 and Hazamada is 1.65
3:30クレイジーダイヤモンドお前そんなに出番ないからドヤ顔してんのか
1:11 *_i am wood_*
Made*
Carl Respuesto ah, I see you didn’t get the joke 8 months ago
ｸｷｨｰｰ楽しみだぜぇ
"I am made out of wood,remember"
oh and also ONLY STANDS CAN HURT STANDS
This rule doesn't apply to this stand.
This is a bound stand, you fool. This concept was introduced at the beginning of part 3
That crush caused the tragedy
WHAT A FLIPPIN SECOND SHOW OFF IS A STAND THAT PEOPLE CAN SEE!
I'm late, but the trick is that he's bound to a physical object. Bound stands can be percepted by non-stand users.
@@beingsactual Thank you
The name of the stand is "Surface"
今風で言ったらオタクや陰キャだったんよな間田
かなりリアルな陰キャなのが好き
0:54 逆にどこが同じなんだよ
何が違うって言うんだよの後の台詞の答え身長と顔と性格
1:22 wait a minute...
JUNKO ENOSHIMA???!
Manlet despair
Manlets, when will they learn.
Catching? More like, *Chasing*
Josuke and koichi: oH nO wE hAvE tO sAvE jOtArO fRoM hAzAmAnDa
Joyaeo:can break diamonds stop time and hits shit real fast+ has fighting experience
He'll probably lose trust with Josuke tho
スタンドに受けたダメージはスタンドの持ち主にそのまま受けるはずだろ。
遠隔操縦型スタンドは本体に影響を受けにくくなかったか？
サーフィスの場合精神が姿(？)になった訳じゃなくてあの木が変身してるだけだからダメージはいかないのでは？
なるほど
チンピラ優しいな笑
Wait he cant even fight Josuke
Now he want to kill Jotaro ?!
I really feel bad that no one likes hazamada hes just a lonely otaku just like 99% of the ppl who watched this video ,including me
He still tried to kill someone for petty reasons,tho i feel the guy would be nicer if he had friends
@@trash1300 Hmmmmm
2:05
It's actually a simile.... lol
サーフィス粉々にしても自分にダメージないの？
『遠隔』じゃないけど、自動操縦型ぽいからダメージないんじゃね？
切咲
なるほど...確かに自動操縦っぽいな
ん？エボニーデビルってあれで自動操縦じゃないのか.....？
ジョセフ・ジョースター あれは、木がスタンドじゃなくて、取り付いている感じなので、鉄の人形に取りつけたり出来ますよ、
1:47 Is that okuyasu Purple jacket
ここまで駄目な陰キャだと一周回って嫌いになれないんだよな
what’s the song at 2:55, that usually plays when josuke appears if anyone knows
I know I’m... *slightly* late, but the song is called “Stand Activated”
Wait Hazamanda's Stand is a Josuke clone so how do the school girls see him.
There are stands people can see just like Yukako's hair or Strength in part 3
@@jadoc3767 ohhhhh got it
He’s legit a incel
1:39
COOKIE!
Is it me or does one of the bikers look like okuyasu?
Is just you Okuyasu is more fuckable
自分を棚に上げて性格いいやつ居ねーのかは草
which episode is it? (watched JoJo but forgot the episode)
1:58 what happened to okayusu
0:36 I agree
3:30 mister you are not the one with a hand fetish
Did Kobayashi actually die?