*My friend watching Voltron for the first time* Friend: Is Lance gay? Me: He's bi Friend: Ahhh k Friend: So..Keith is straight, right? Me: Straight? Pffft, please, he can't even walk in a straight line
I've spent the last 45 mins watching Voltron crack videos and this one is my fav so far! I especially loved Lance and Keith as abridged!Marik and Bakura. Amazing.
LANCE AND KEITH ARE TOTALLY GAY...FOR EACH OTHER! Lol! That's my theory, anyways! And I claimed Shiro, so yeah lol But yeah, this whole thing is hilarious! Wonderful! *replays*
0:01- I'm awesome by Spose 0:12- Which Backstreet Boy is gay 0:37- leather pants (shut up I am lady gaga) 0:52- Drop it like it's hot by Snoop Dogg 0:56- same as 0:11 1:20- Get back by Ludacris 1:23- Smack that by Akon 1:40- What the fuck did you just fucking say about me 1:51- I am not a whore by LMFAO 1:54- You're not my dad vine 2:00- 0:11 again
So... I'm watching this in my room. And my mum and dad get in the fucking car. And my phone decides it'll connect to the Bluetooth and starts blasting this why is this my life I hate it
i think... keith: Gay lance: Bisexual pidge: Asexual hunk: Pansexual shiro: Heterosexual allura: Demisexsual coran: (im so sorry but idk) edit: Y'ALL THAT ASK IS TWO FUCKING YEARS OLD (nearly 3) AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I THOUGHT SHIRO IS STRAIGHT KSDHSKSJSJ FUCK MY 16 Y.O. SELF
Pug Mommy To make it simple, picture sexualities as someone walking. A straight person walks in one way, a gay walks in the opposite way, a bisexual walks both the ways (up until this point it was clear to you, I guess) a pansexual is someone who walks in every direction possible, any single direction you can think of, a demisexual is someone who doesn't like to walk, but after studying a path (as in knowing a person) chose that one specific direction to walk, an asexual is someone who doesn't feel like walking, doesn't chose a specific direction to walk to, but if they are interested enough, they could chose to walk, still not being the most enthusiastic about it. Hope it was clear enough to understand ^^"
Lance: You know apparently one in five people are gay Lance: I don't know which one of us it is Lance: But I bet it's Keith Keith: Keith: Yeah I am actually Hunk: So..... you're not a galra Hunk: You're a GAYra Keith: Keith: OH MY FUCKING GOD HUNK I THOUGHT WE MOVED PAST ALL THE GODDAMN GALRA JOKES Pidge: Keith KoGAYne has exited the closet guys Keith: Keith: Pidge I trusted you Keith: You don't even know if Kogane is my last name Pidge
If one in five guys are gay, and let's assume Coran doesn't count since he's not human, and Pidge is well, you know, that means all our worst fears might be true. It's possible that none of them are gay!!!!! We'll have to settle for bisexual, at least in Keith and Lance's case.
OH MY GOD I CAUGHT THAT DON'T THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY I KNEW LANCE WAS PART MARIK I KNEW IT AND KEITH IS PART BAKURA IT WAS OBVIOUS ALSO, LITTLEKURIBOH ROCKS
Is anyone else annoyed with which bsb they assigned to which paladin. Lance is obviously AJ. Pidge should be the cute one: Brian... SO WHY IS SHE KEVIN THAT SHOULD BE SHIRO. Nick should be Keith, and Hunk should be Howie....
Okay but witch one is gay is so accurate to the fandom because nothing is cannon but we just assume they're gay and praise it for representation and then it's like "who's the gay one how do you know" and then just it gets real awkward
Friend: Let's play a game called spot the gay one- Me: KLANCE IS CANNON!!! FIGHT ME!!!!! Friend: chill out. Me: FUCC U!!!!! KLANCE IS MY OTP!!!!! I'LL GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP WHEN IT SINKS!!!!! Teacher: *thumbs up* now that's true dedication! Everybody take notes! I have an unhealthy obsession with this, send help XD
personally i hc keith as gay, lance as bi, shiro’s gay obv, pidge as ace and enby because they have time for nothing but technology, and hunk as the honorary straight (every friend group has one)
*cough* KEITHISTHEGAYONE *cough* LANCEISBIACCORDINGTOTHEFANDOM *cough*
Yep
same
Lu Gilmore Lance has to be pan though, I mean, he's crushed on mermaids, alteans, and whatever that yellow alien chick was.
Lu Gilmore Damn, that's a bad coughing fit you have there.
*cough* Shiroisactuallygay *cough*
"I mean it's probably Lance."
"Nah I'm bi as hell."
"It's not me."
"It's not me either."
**keith sweats nervously**
Stupid Steven
True
Stupid Steven True as Keith is galra
Stupid Steven According to the fandom, Lance is bi and Keith is *coughs* gay
+Awakening Dreams
If you like the headcanon that's they're nonbinary, then technically Pidge is not.
And Shiro whistle away
we all know its you, mullet.
Lance: "if one in five people are gay, that means one of the five paladins are gay. I hope it's Keith- he's cute"
Clara Johnson shiro
Lance: *WAIT NO...*
*LE GASP* did you find that on deviantart?!?
Shiro is gay
Canonly Shiro is gay
He married some dude in season 8
*raises an eyebrow* an interesting theory at the end
let e v e r y o n e be gay
I was honestly agreeing.
i mean come on everyone's gay in space right.
Shiro: gay
Keith: gay
Lance: bi
I get pan vibes from Hunk
I get enby vibes from Pidge
*My friend watching Voltron for the first time*
Friend: Is Lance gay?
Me: He's bi
Friend: Ahhh k
Friend: So..Keith is straight, right?
Me: Straight? Pffft, please, he can't even walk in a straight line
Marquis de Lafayette true 😂
I know this was four years ago, but... He literally can't even stand straight.
* slow clap like Shia LaBeouf *
thank
keith is gay, lance is bi THEY LOVE EACH OTHER BUT WONT FUCKING ADMIT IT (well until further chapters come out of dirty laundry)
I agree my man
Lps Flame wow a year ago
OML its been a year already
Keith is gay, Lance is bi. I refuse to believe anything else. Don't argue, I'm not listening and I don't care.
Very, Very Strange Alien ok i know you said you aren’t listening but i see your bi lance and raise you pan lance
Kylie O I think it’s gay Keith, bi Lance, and maybe pan shiro? Just my opinion tho
Uh, I headcannon this too but... Proof that lance is bi?
The voltron guys confirmed it in an interview guys....
except they did ,,,they said they didn't know about Hunk yet, and that Keith is cannonly gay and Lance is cannonly bisexual.
I've spent the last 45 mins watching Voltron crack videos and this one is my fav so far! I especially loved Lance and Keith as abridged!Marik and Bakura. Amazing.
"Which Paladin is gay?"
Lance and Keith
And Shiro
The last part. PLOT TWIST!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Florairmatylee S
if they're all gay what could happen next?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+naturally chill ~i can't answer that without becoming a sinner ~
Florairmatylee S Oh God. XD
((We all need Jesus.))
lady ga ga ........ha hahahahahahahahauauauauauauauau
When they said "they're all gay" at the end I nodded my head in full understanding
2 years later turns out it was Shiro
LANCE AND KEITH ARE TOTALLY GAY...FOR EACH OTHER! Lol! That's my theory, anyways! And I claimed Shiro, so yeah lol But yeah, this whole thing is hilarious! Wonderful! *replays*
yes. I agree. im in multi-shipping trash hell but klance is gold!!!
YESSSSH, they so are *melts into the beauty that is Klance* lol
+Timberwolf410 They need to make Klance canon ;-; the moments they have are perfect
+This is a name. Maybe they'll make it cannon like how the creators of Legend of Korra made Korasami cannon...😏
Except most of them seem to ship Sheith, so that's more likely.
Shiro appears to be c: *intense choking noise* Adam c: *more choking noises*
Keith: Lance that doesn't rhyme.
lance: SHUT UP I'M LADY GAGA!
oh dear no, SOMEONE STOP HIM
0:01- I'm awesome by Spose
0:12- Which Backstreet Boy is gay
0:37- leather pants (shut up I am lady gaga)
0:52- Drop it like it's hot by Snoop Dogg
0:56- same as 0:11
1:20- Get back by Ludacris
1:23- Smack that by Akon
1:40- What the fuck did you just fucking say about me
1:51- I am not a whore by LMFAO
1:54- You're not my dad vine
2:00- 0:11 again
Lol Klance for life❤️
Shiro is canon now ya!!!
"Which paladin is gay?" I guess is Keith KoGAYne
*y 👏 e 👏 s*
So... I'm watching this in my room. And my mum and dad get in the fucking car. And my phone decides it'll connect to the Bluetooth and starts blasting this why is this my life I hate it
#LanceIsLadyGaga
a pleasant conclusion... but Keith is gay for lance and lance is bi for keith lol
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD OMG
i think...
keith: Gay
lance: Bisexual
pidge: Asexual
hunk: Pansexual
shiro: Heterosexual
allura: Demisexsual
coran: (im so sorry but idk)
edit: Y'ALL THAT ASK IS TWO FUCKING YEARS OLD (nearly 3) AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I THOUGHT SHIRO IS STRAIGHT KSDHSKSJSJ FUCK MY 16 Y.O. SELF
Pyramons Coran is like the flamboyant gay uncle.
coran is allura's stepdad. alfor and coran were dads together.
Why does this make so much sense?
Ymir I understand bi and gay but have no idea what anything you said otherwise means.
Pug Mommy To make it simple, picture sexualities as someone walking. A straight person walks in one way, a gay walks in the opposite way, a bisexual walks both the ways (up until this point it was clear to you, I guess) a pansexual is someone who walks in every direction possible, any single direction you can think of, a demisexual is someone who doesn't like to walk, but after studying a path (as in knowing a person) chose that one specific direction to walk, an asexual is someone who doesn't feel like walking, doesn't chose a specific direction to walk to, but if they are interested enough, they could chose to walk, still not being the most enthusiastic about it.
Hope it was clear enough to understand ^^"
I mean.. he does have those lovely eyes
Perfect body
Wonderful.. hair?
Oh moth man..
Now we know who is ;)
Lance: You know apparently one in five people are gay
Lance: I don't know which one of us it is
Lance: But I bet it's Keith
Keith:
Keith: Yeah I am actually
Hunk: So..... you're not a galra
Hunk: You're a GAYra
Keith:
Keith: OH MY FUCKING GOD HUNK I THOUGHT WE MOVED PAST ALL THE GODDAMN GALRA JOKES
Pidge: Keith KoGAYne has exited the closet guys
Keith:
Keith: Pidge I trusted you
Keith: You don't even know if Kogane is my last name Pidge
Its Keith
*cough cough* its shiro. *HACK*
SHIRO IS THE GAY ONE SPREAD THE WORD
"Shut up I'm Lady Gaga!!!" XD perfection
THIS SUDDENLY BECOMES MORE RELEVANT THAN EVER!
this is by far my favorite voltron crack video
I was gonna reply w/ smth witty but like I'm kinda freaking out so thank you so much actually haha
I keep replaying the first scene-
"We're okay"
Shiro isnt
If one in five guys are gay, and let's assume Coran doesn't count since he's not human, and Pidge is well, you know, that means all our worst fears might be true. It's possible that none of them are gay!!!!! We'll have to settle for bisexual, at least in Keith and Lance's case.
Dragon Mistress I think Keith is the gay one and Lance is bi, idk about the others
That would mean allura doesn't count either, because she's not human.
Well we got canon gay shiro now so thankfully u were wrong
Well, Hunk has Shay, so nope.
Pidge is totally asexual.
Lance is totally bisexual.
....
SHIRO OR KEITH?
YOU DECIDE!
Cassidy Minxx Keith
both. both. both is good
Both...?
Connor Deneau I know this! The answer is both!
Shiro!
No, Keith!
No, Shiro!
No!
Both.
*SM ACK THAT*
OH MY GOD I CAUGHT THAT
DON'T THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY
I KNEW LANCE WAS PART MARIK
I KNEW IT
AND KEITH IS PART BAKURA
IT WAS OBVIOUS
ALSO, LITTLEKURIBOH ROCKS
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HEY WE FINALLY HAVE AN OFFICIAL ANSWER AS TO WHICH BACKSTREET VOLTRON IS GAY :D
Can we just appreciate how close Keith and Lance are to each other in that last shot even though its like the first episode
love love love that you had a YGOTAS part, cackled at that!
The Yugioh parody I'm dead
Now we know which one is gay
It's Shiro
*Pidge is awesome*
which one isn’t gay?
Shiro
I just started watching Voltron a couple days ago and I'm already watching crack videos.
*reads title*
Do we really need to ask that at this point?
It's shiro hehehe
Bruh who in the damn team
is
straight?
Pineapple Prince NO ONE
Allura? Maybe...
Allura, Hunk and Coran, I think
One of the best Voltron cracks
HELLO INHABITANTS OF THE UNIVERSE! WE PRESENT TO YOU THE PALADINS OF VOLTRON!!!
We have:
Lance mcgayn
Keith kogayne
Takashi shirogayne
Hunk panrret (
X'D Lance and Keith as Marik and Bakura is beyond priceless.
I'm later then Zarkon's redemption but I caught that snippet of littleKuriboh.
"Lance that doesn't rhyme"
"SHUT UP I HAVE LADY GAGA!!!!"
Is this a reference to that video from 7 years ago because that one is god tier
Pidge looked a little surprised at the end, there...
LOVE IT!!!! I love all your crack videos! You make fantastic jokes! I started following you on tumblr btw 😊
"okay, we're all gay" seems about right
“which paladin is gay?”
*yes*
0:53 drop it like it's hunk, drop it like it's hunk, drop it like it's hunk
turns out it's Shiro
SHIRO IS GAY!!!!! 🏳️🌈 ❤️❤️
But Keith.............?
Is galrasexual
@@billykaplan9915 I love you 👏👌👏👌👏
This question is easy...
All of them
0:12 omg the mr.d opening
And then season 7 happens....
Is anyone else annoyed with which bsb they assigned to which paladin. Lance is obviously AJ. Pidge should be the cute one: Brian... SO WHY IS SHE KEVIN THAT SHOULD BE SHIRO. Nick should be Keith, and Hunk should be Howie....
Shiro is the pure gay of Voltron
oh, i know who. i know who!!
1:55 BWAHAAHAH IM DED
a stunning revelation
ikr
Okay but witch one is gay is so accurate to the fandom because nothing is cannon but we just assume they're gay and praise it for representation and then it's like "who's the gay one how do you know" and then just it gets real awkward
*reads title*
All of them
Lance is marik and Keith is Bakura confirmed
I’M AWESOME!
SHUT UP I'M LADY GAGA
My friend thinks Keith is the cute one. THAT'S what's gay.
I think it's allura. I'M GAY. I GUESS.
this is art
thank you, I try
“That DOSENT rhyme”
“I DONT CARE IM LADY GAGA”
0:37 YESS LEATHER PANTS SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS
Now we know who's gay (coffcoffShirocoffcoff)
this needs more views
thank youuu ^-^
Friend: Let's play a game called spot the gay one-
Me: KLANCE IS CANNON!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!
Friend: chill out.
Me: FUCC U!!!!! KLANCE IS MY OTP!!!!! I'LL GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP WHEN IT SINKS!!!!!
Teacher: *thumbs up* now that's true dedication! Everybody take notes!
I have an unhealthy obsession with this, send help XD
*Cough* Keith you can see it he his eyes *Cough* And ALSO ShIRO
Shiro. LMAO.
Welp, it’s shiro
IM AWESOME
THE YUGIOH ABRIDGED REFERENCE
Shiro.
I can confirm we are all gay
personally i hc keith as gay, lance as bi, shiro’s gay obv, pidge as ace and enby because they have time for nothing but technology, and hunk as the honorary straight (every friend group has one)
Keith, Keith, Keith!!!!!
Keith’s the gay one of the bunch.
Keith.
Did anyone else catch Marik and Bakura from Yugioh Abridged? ;)
"Which paladin is gay?"
All of them
Well
Some of them are partly gay
But yknow
Still gay
It's Shiro-