LYRICS! (ensemble basically means “everyone but Keith & Lance”) (PIDGE) there! right there! look at that tanned, well-tended skin look at the killer shape he’s in look at that slightly-stubbly chin oh please, he’s gay, totally gay! (CORAN) I’m not about to celebrate every trait could indicate a totally straight expatriate this guy’s not gay I say not gay (ENSEMBLE) that is the elephant in the room well, is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically, radically fae? (SHIRO) but look at his coiffed and crispy locks (PIDGE) look at his silk translucent socks (CORAN) there’s the eternal paradox look what we’re seein’ (ALLURA) what are we seein’? (CORAN) is he gay? (PIDGE) of course he’s gay! (CORAN) or european? (ENSEMBLE) ohhh… gay or European? it’s hard to guarantee is he gay or European (HUNK) well hey, don’t look at me (ALLURA) you see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports they play peculiar sports (ENSEMBLE) in shiny shirts and tiny shorts gay or foreign fella? the answer could take weeks they both say things like “ciao bella” while they kiss you on both cheeks (PIDGE) oh, please (ENSEMBLE) gay or European? so many shades of gray (HUNK) depending on the time of day, the French go either way (ENSEMBLE) is he gay or European, or-? (ALLURA) there, right there! look at that condescending smirk seen it on every guy at work that is a metro, hetero jerk that guy’s not gay, I say no way! (ENSEMBLE) that is the elephant in the room well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume (ALLURA) is automatically, radically (CORAN) ironically, chronically (PIDGE) certainly, flirtingly (HUNK) genetically, medically (ENSEMBLE) gay, officially gay swishily gay gay gay gay- dammit! gay or European? (CORAN) so stylish and relaxed (ENSEMBLE) is he gay or European? (CORAN) I think his chest is waxed (ALLURA) but they bring their boys up different there it’s culturally diverse it’s not a fashion curse (ENSEMBLE) if he wears a kilt or bears a purse gay or just exotic? I still can’t crack the code (PIDGE) yeah, his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy-toed (ENSEMBLE) huh! gay or European? so many shades of gray (ALLURA) but if he turns out straight I’m free at eight on Saturday (ENSEMBLE) is he gay or European? gay or European? gay or Euro- (SHIRO) wait a minute give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I’d like to try (CORAN) the floor is yours (SHIRO) so, Mr. [Kogane] this alleged affair with Ms. [Allura] has been going on for? (KEITH) two years (SHIRO) and your first name again is? (KEITH) [Keith] (SHIRO) and your boyfriend’s name is? (KEITH) [Lance] *GASP* (KEITH) I-I, sorry! I misunderstand! you say “boyfriend” I thought you say “best friend” [Lance] is my best friend (LANCE) you bastard! you lying bastard! that’s it, I no cover for you no more! peoples, i have a big announcement! this man is gay AND European! (ENSEMBLE) whoa! (LANCE) and neither is disgrace you gotta stop your bein’ a completely closet case! it’s me, not her he’s seein’ no matter what he say I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way you are so gay, you big parfait, you flaming one man cabaret- (KEITH) I’m straight! (LANCE) you were not yesterday ;) so if I may, I’m proud to say he’s gay! (ENSEMBLE) and European! (LANCE) he’s gay! (ENSEMBLE) and European! (LANCE) he’s gay! (ENSEMBLE) and European, and gay! (KEITH) fine, okay, I’m gay! (ALL) hooray!
Austin isfrowning savehim it's verified that he's of east asian descent as well as galra. We're just trying to see which east asian country he's a descent of. Idk much of why ppl think he's from texas besides his dad having a thiCC country accent.
First of all: I'm laughing my ass off This is ridiculous Secondly, I actually do kinda hope they make Keith gay. Unlike Lance, he's never shown a real investment in girls, so it'd be pretty rad if they put a canonically gay dude in a kids show. A really good show, too. Also, Netflix originals have a reputation for pretty awesome LGBT+ representation. Making Keith gay would be rad tbh and awesome for young boys to see this cool, stoic guy who also likes boys. Like, ships aside, it'd be super awesome.
also Voltron is made by the same studio as legend of Korra and we all know how that ended.... I think it's definitely plausible that they could make Keith gay
my name is Keith and my classmate kept singing to me "is keith gay or european?" I thought they made the song on their own until i saw this in my recommendation
Honestly, had it not been for this video, I never would've found out about Voltron: Legendary Defender. And now that Voltron's over, I just wanna say thanks, Dude ❤️
I love that they couldn't actually find any footage of Keith flirting with any female from the entire reboot and instead had to pick stuff from the 80s version. I mean, that's saying something, right...
Shiro: so, Mr kogane. This affair with allura has been going on for Keith: Three years Shiro: and your first name again is..? Keith: Keith Shiro: and your Boyfirends..? Keith: lance
oh gods! this whole show reminds me of heroes of Olympus like Keith is Nico di angelo, shiro is Jason grace , Lance is Leo or Percy Jackson , hunk is Tyson or Frank , and lodge is annabeth . for some strange reason I look like Keith after I cut my hair short.
LYRICS!
(ensemble basically means “everyone but Keith & Lance”)
(PIDGE)
there! right there!
look at that tanned, well-tended skin
look at the killer shape he’s in
look at that slightly-stubbly chin
oh please, he’s gay,
totally gay!
(CORAN)
I’m not about to celebrate
every trait could indicate
a totally straight expatriate
this guy’s not gay
I say not gay
(ENSEMBLE)
that is the elephant in the room
well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically, radically fae?
(SHIRO)
but look at his coiffed and crispy locks
(PIDGE)
look at his silk translucent socks
(CORAN)
there’s the eternal paradox
look what we’re seein’
(ALLURA)
what are we seein’?
(CORAN)
is he gay?
(PIDGE)
of course he’s gay!
(CORAN)
or european?
(ENSEMBLE)
ohhh…
gay or European?
it’s hard to guarantee
is he gay or European
(HUNK)
well hey, don’t look at me
(ALLURA)
you see they bring their boys up different
in those charming foreign ports
they play peculiar sports
(ENSEMBLE)
in shiny shirts and tiny shorts
gay or foreign fella?
the answer could take weeks
they both say things like “ciao bella”
while they kiss you on both cheeks
(PIDGE)
oh, please
(ENSEMBLE)
gay or European?
so many shades of gray
(HUNK)
depending on the time of day,
the French go either way
(ENSEMBLE)
is he gay or European, or-?
(ALLURA)
there, right there!
look at that condescending smirk
seen it on every guy at work
that is a metro, hetero jerk
that guy’s not gay, I say no way!
(ENSEMBLE)
that is the elephant in the room
well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
(ALLURA)
is automatically, radically
(CORAN)
ironically, chronically
(PIDGE)
certainly, flirtingly
(HUNK)
genetically, medically
(ENSEMBLE)
gay, officially gay
swishily gay gay gay gay-
dammit!
gay or European?
(CORAN)
so stylish and relaxed
(ENSEMBLE)
is he gay or European?
(CORAN)
I think his chest is waxed
(ALLURA)
but they bring their boys up different there
it’s culturally diverse
it’s not a fashion curse
(ENSEMBLE)
if he wears a kilt or bears a purse
gay or just exotic?
I still can’t crack the code
(PIDGE)
yeah, his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy-toed
(ENSEMBLE)
huh!
gay or European?
so many shades of gray
(ALLURA)
but if he turns out straight
I’m free at eight on Saturday
(ENSEMBLE)
is he gay or European?
gay or European?
gay or Euro-
(SHIRO)
wait a minute
give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I’d like to try
(CORAN)
the floor is yours
(SHIRO)
so, Mr. [Kogane]
this alleged affair with Ms. [Allura] has been going on for?
(KEITH)
two years
(SHIRO)
and your first name again is?
(KEITH)
[Keith]
(SHIRO)
and your boyfriend’s name is?
(KEITH)
[Lance]
*GASP*
(KEITH)
I-I, sorry!
I misunderstand!
you say “boyfriend”
I thought you say “best friend”
[Lance] is my best friend
(LANCE)
you bastard!
you lying bastard!
that’s it, I no cover for you no more!
peoples, i have a big announcement!
this man is gay AND European!
(ENSEMBLE)
whoa!
(LANCE)
and neither is disgrace
you gotta stop your bein’
a completely closet case!
it’s me, not her he’s seein’
no matter what he say
I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way
you are so gay, you big parfait,
you flaming one man cabaret-
(KEITH)
I’m straight!
(LANCE)
you were not yesterday ;)
so if I may, I’m proud to say
he’s gay!
(ENSEMBLE)
and European!
(LANCE)
he’s gay!
(ENSEMBLE)
and European!
(LANCE)
he’s gay!
(ENSEMBLE)
and European, and gay!
(KEITH)
fine, okay, I’m gay!
(ALL)
hooray!
"I'm straight!""You were not yesterday"
(cue Lance smirk)
The best part XD
probs in lance's bed
I replayed that part over and over
lowkey looked like lance giving him head- tell me im not the only one
'a man who wears perfume...'
this is a gross misjudgement of Keith. dude hasn't bathed in 2 months probably.
probably why he wears it in the first place...
it would make sense for it to be about lance though. face masks and a robe and all.
true
bc he lived in a shed in the desert hunting mystical energies
Philo pffffffft BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Homeboy wears fingerless gloves that's proof enough
Bella Bear he literally sleeps with them on
Homeboy’s looking like shark week, I’m not messin’ with that
everyone was wearing fingerless gloves *woah*
Hey, I wear fingerless gloves!
...oH, wait
Asyipyip I'm gay too then... 😓
"That's not what you said yesterday" lANCE OH MY GOD
KashiDean
Keith: IM STRAIGHT
Lance: You were not yesterday~
*claps INTENSIVELY*
@@KaLa1865_ I laughed so hard that part. The song is So funny 😍😍😍😍😍🙂😂😂😂😂
ayan sacid right! I love this song 😂
'Well not yesterday' either way LANCE OMFG YAS
THAT
PIC
WAS
PERFECTTTTTTTT
His mullet is a fashion curse worse than a kilt or a purse.
Still looks hot tho
Damn right they are! I'm a rare case of a female bagpiper, and as part of the outfit we have to wear to performances, we wear kilts. SO FAB THO!!!!!
Mullets are sexy as hell. Keith's is, anyway.
Cupaholic Milo he works that mullet like no one's business
Cupaholic Milo Excuse u
his mullet is wonderful
He's actually gay and east asian but I love this
Yes
king ratty yeah but he's of east asian descent. Well half since he's also half galra, but was born in texas. Lmao
wat???? none of those have been verified besides that hes part galra???
Austin isfrowning savehim it's verified that he's of east asian descent as well as galra. We're just trying to see which east asian country he's a descent of. Idk much of why ppl think he's from texas besides his dad having a thiCC country accent.
He looks CHinese or Korean
every fandom has one of these and it's beautiful
theatricalwhore ikr?? 😂 that's how you know it's a true fandom
*chanting in the distance* nico, nico, nico
Zoe Nicole Oelkers omg yes
'you were not yesturday' -lance smirks-
that got me laughing xD
the Gay or European legacy has finally reached Voltron :'j
YES.
It's even funnier when you consider the fact the Keith Is the space Nico Di Angelo, and Nico is both Gay and European. XD
Adrian OMG, you are a genius. So true.
This was my first thought!
Adrian
I screamed at your comment
OMG!!! I can't believe that I never made that connection! No wonder Keith is my favorite because Nico was my favorite character in the PJATO series!
Nico is Italian..
First of all: I'm laughing my ass off
This is ridiculous
Secondly, I actually do kinda hope they make Keith gay. Unlike Lance, he's never shown a real investment in girls, so it'd be pretty rad if they put a canonically gay dude in a kids show. A really good show, too.
Also, Netflix originals have a reputation for pretty awesome LGBT+ representation. Making Keith gay would be rad tbh and awesome for young boys to see this cool, stoic guy who also likes boys.
Like, ships aside, it'd be super awesome.
also Voltron is made by the same studio as legend of Korra and we all know how that ended.... I think it's definitely plausible that they could make Keith gay
+Steph S I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT
+Steph S KORRASAMI IS THE BEST SHIP EVER
Yes! This. And Keith was with Allura in the original, so it'd be hella cool if he was with a guy, Lance or someone else, in the reboot.
since Shiro definitely have something with the Princess (episode 11), its nice to see Keith with some guy, the best fit is Lance.
I want to thank you, God and also Jesus for bringing this beautiful piece of art to the world
Ikr
Tru
I'm fucking ded. This is hilarious and the ending is even more perfect xD
YES
Envella yes yes
keith is gay AND korean
Ari A. He's a cowboy baby
Gay, Galran and Texan. The boy's got issues
Curry- ian
Does Keith Gay Or European?
_(Ga(y)lra)_
Canon???
Ko(gay)ne
@@blujae6930 YES
One word ACCURATE
Yee
The photo from the fucking 80s Voltron was perfectly timed
I feel like literally every fandom has at least one of these. And I love it.
Is Keith gay or South Korean?
Keith looks like Nico Di Angelo. He is also gay.
OMG THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE
AND LANCE LOOKS JUST LIKE PERCY JACKSON OH MY GOD
MY TWO OTP'S
YES YES YES YES!!!
Neena Borril and european
+KashiDean YES KLANCE FTW
I HAVE DIED EVERY DAY WAITING FOR THIS
if keith's gay in season 2 i'll probably burst out with:
hE'S GAYYYYY
HE'S GAYYYYy
he's gAYYyYyYy
astralprxnce try for season 5?
Same XD
Update: Season 5 is over, Keith is still in the closet
this fits so well oh my godd
IKR
i'm crying it's so true
God bless I've never loved anything more
Perfection in a video. Loved how you got brought in the orignial.
Is Keith gay or European? Never mind, he's Korean
Nico Di Fictional HES GALRAN
I really hope Keith is gay and Lance is bi so that the ship will become canon
Chloe Burns I hope
Chloe Burns I hope so too
It doesn't happen :(
Can't you tell from that jacket and that hair?
Hell yeah, Keith's gay.
my name is Keith and my classmate kept singing to me "is keith gay or european?" I thought they made the song on their own until i saw this in my recommendation
I'm HYPERVENTILATING this is too great
this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
tHIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
keith: im straight
lance: you were not yesterday * cheeky grin *
Honestly, had it not been for this video, I never would've found out about Voltron: Legendary Defender. And now that Voltron's over, I just wanna say thanks, Dude ❤️
Is Keith gay or Texan
Wot in tarnation
Yee diddly fiddly doo
1:39 look at Lance. He's jealous!!!!
b-but...isnt keith korean?...but hes still gay of course
just commenting he's texan y'all
IS HE GAY OR NORTH KOREAN?
Lance's smug smile perfectly timed with "you were not yesterday" made me choke on a chip :D
I love that they couldn't actually find any footage of Keith flirting with any female from the entire reboot and instead had to pick stuff from the 80s version. I mean, that's saying something, right...
"this is really sloppy but someone had to make it" fav
"does keith kogane gay or european?"
keith is our little gay cinnamon roll
lance is our little bi cinnamon roll
they are perfect
What's even better is that Lance is Cuban. The accent actually makes sense. Is that the biggest coincidence or what?
Ok so, there is a bunch of this kind of videos on yt, but THIS is definitively the BEST
SHARP WORK, SAMURAI
Actually choked trying to not wake anybody in the house with my laughter
Blade of marmora singing this for Keith xD
I love this too much! i can't even. All we need is something like this for Lance.
crying in the club, the old days were so simple (i love this lol)
I love when it went back and forth from the bonding moment idk why but it cracked me up😂😂
Why does the voice suit lance soo well
that was a rollercoaster ride omg
beautiful
I love your profile pic!
+Twix Girl thank you!! plagg is the best honestly
Definitely
Shiro: so, Mr kogane. This affair with allura has been going on for
Keith: Three years
Shiro: and your first name again is..?
Keith: Keith
Shiro: and your Boyfirends..?
Keith: lance
"I'm straight"
"You were not yesterday"
Fun unrelated fact: I had a dream about this show.
*inhales*
*exhales*
I have been cured.
“So stylish and relaxed!”
**looks at crop jacket** **sees how emotionally wrecked he is** Suuuure
Kieth: IM STRAIGHT!
Lance: *you were not yesterday*
lol, I like how Lance is Keith's boyfriend
I love how they had to get a scene from 80s voltron because he has no straight scenes now XS
Fist off: this is fucking amazing
Second: when you're European and you're wondering why the hell this is a thing, but still laughing your ass off
Damn Shiro, read him to filth
I'M SO HAPPY THIS EXISTS.
Keith : FINE OK IM GAY
Me : who's your boyfriend
I have watched this every day for a week why
2:01 “but his shoes are pointy toed” oml that fit so well!
the hurray while Voltron is assembling killed me!
this is synced so well im cRYING
Allura: Keith?
Keith: No thanks.
Me: *Gay*
PLOT TWIST! He's gay AND European!? XD
Me (Before watching): Gay Gay Gay Gay...
Me (after watching): Knew it
What the fuck did I just watch
I love it
"so many shades of grey"
me: are there 50?
Omg I can't stop watching this, it fits so well, also where is the original song from, from a musical or something else?
Its from legally blonde!
Gena Anderson Ah thank you!
Lieke de Bart you're welcome
This song is perfect for Viktor from Yuri!!! On Ice
Wow wow going from a super fucking sad edit of Lance dying because of Keither and THEN THIS is the best mood boost ever
I love this so much, you dint even know
2:14 - Lance walked away.
2:16 - Lance walked away a second time
Me: *replaying this two moments*
Lance: GODDAMMIT JADE!!!!
When you watch a video about Keith being gay and an ad literally says "this Friday"
And season two is this Friday
The “u were not yesterday” part has me dead 😂😂
When the only footage u could find of Keith not being gay was in old voltron
Oh no! The closet didn't open in season 3!!! In season 4 the closet must open I mean I can't get Keith or lance out of it!!!
Holy quiznak this is bloody brilliant
lmao the entire fandom
when the only straight moments are in the 80's version (lol)
Keith: I'm straight
Lance: You weren't yesterday
Me: YYYYAAAAAAASSSSSSS
*80s Keith and Allura hug*
Lance: dAmNiT
Omg! This is brilliant. I'm crying from how funny this. Very very good
I LITERALLY GOT A VOLTRON AD WITH KEITH NARRATING JESUS CHRIST.
I love the fact that Kieth's still in the room.
omg I love this I glad someone finally made this
i think ive memorized this song by now. Ive been binging gay or european videos for the past hour
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
THIS WAS ALL I NEEDED OMG
I CAN SEE LANCE WITH THAT ACCENT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
oh my god why does this actually go this well
oh gods! this whole show reminds me of heroes of Olympus like Keith is Nico di angelo, shiro is Jason grace , Lance is Leo or Percy Jackson , hunk is Tyson or Frank , and lodge is annabeth . for some strange reason I look like Keith after I cut my hair short.
stupid auto correct I ment Pidge
LEGALLY BLONDE AND VOLTRON YES
"I'm gay" "I thought you were European"
(Lance in the corner) “only I know the true answer”
*HAHAHA WHEN LANCE STARTED SINGING 😭😭😭😂😂*