This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I fall of the roof and break my ankle because I tried to put up Christmas lights when it was wet. Epic gamer moment
in my mind, i thought you broke your ankle and just decided that's the best time to listen to goons podcast and doesn't even bother calling paramedic or something
Soup: has monke Soup: explaining how he got a monke from a monke farm in Tennessee McNasty: *Heavily breathing* Doo: The masculine urge to be racist right now
Try having a washer that does a a 10 second jingle every 14 seconds when it's done until u turn it off. Also soup sounds like he would live with Trevor from gta
I just gotta say, I discovered yall earlier this year and thoroughly loved each of your videos. I have never been a fan of podcasts and didn't even bother to listen to the goons at first. For the last couple months I've been traveling and just last week I started listening to the goons on Spotify from the beginning just to give it a shot while I travel state to state, city to city. Holy shit! I regret not listening sooner but am glad I had so much entertainment throughout my travels. I love the podcast and cannot wait for more. I literally listened to every single podcast and there have been so many moments where I totally related and wanted to chime in on so many of the stories because I had so many similar ones but for now I'll just punch air while passing cars continue to give me weird looks. Yall are great and I really wanna thank yall for the seemingly endless entertainment. Spaghetti
There's a common theme I notice throughout the podcasts. Soup is the alpha. Whenever he finds something funny, everyone finds it funny. They all wait until he laughs if he finds it funny and start laughing with him.
one suggestion for the podcast, when you talk about media such as the one handed golfer, you should put the video/photo in either of the top corners. Much love ❤
27:10 You know, Frieza from DBZ actually committed mass genocide on monkeys and it kinda worked. Too bad that out of the handful of them that weren't there, 3 of them became gods
I would find it amazing and hilarious if Dooo and Mcnasty create a vtuber character(s) to 'show' themselves in their videos when they react or play games.
32:07 yooooo prehistoric joke? Nice, I got some info on this stuff since my main hyperfixation is prehistory. So, the Mesozoic era is the time in which dinosaurs were walking around, but the Cambrian age was when all the weird water creatures were around. Also the period blarg was asking about is called the Cretaceous period. Btw, I’m not trying to correct y’all, I just thought it was cool you guys happened to briefly talk about one of my interests. I love all your guys’ content, and I look forward to anything you guys upload!👍
Topic ideas -What pokemon games have you played/which was your favorite? And what is your favorite pokemon? -Do any of you play open world games during your downtime? -What animal are you most afraid of? -What Christmas movie do you like to watch? -Did you ever do dumb shit when it was snowy out? -What is the best candle or spray scent is best for your homes?
It is exam and STAAR season and you guys have been in the background on repeat as I study. Thank you for making studying an entire semester's worth of material tolerable
3 Topics: 1) What are your plans for Goons Gaming? 2) Have you guys ever wanted to do solo Horror games? If so, what solo horror games did you all wanted to try? 3) What is one popular opinion on the internet that you can't stand, and what do you have to say about it? You guys make us feel so much better each week when you all upload. Hope you guys are having a good time, and happy Holidays.
I can partially answer 1. I know as much as they don't give a sht. That channel is the "don't give a a sht". They don't have an exact plan they just go with it and upload when they want to
29:50 When I was in high school, sweet potato tater tots, which were radioactive orange and tasted like vomit. They were introduced as a "healthier" alternative to the regular tater tots and were so hated by everyone, that there was an entire layer of those nasty things in our giant industrial wheeled trash cans
Fav parts. -Peanut butter plate -Chicken cordon bléu (which is Swiss not blue cheese. -Pizza crust era (when Italians were invented) -Are you saying I don't give off a racist aura *--Soup-* sigh.... I'll put my hood back on... *--N-word-* simulator -*I didn't ask plus your white* -Did you not get invited to Obama's BBQ? *--If kids appeal to you.. don't appeal to kids-* -*Ç̴̧͕̜͓̽̋̃͝h̴̫̥͎͉̤͋͛̈́̀̔̓͑͠ŗ̸̨͇͎̩̦̪̤͆͗͒̆̍ͅi̴̻̲̻̯͔͓̇͋̄̃̔̓͠ș̶̿-̴̧̟̫̘̣͇̭͌C̸̞̞͎̼̝̤͐̈́͋͌̍́̐̅͠h̴̦̃̈́̎͝ą̴̮̠̤̘̟̜͕̓ͅṅ̵̜͇͚͔̊͂͗̌̓̈́̌̉̚* reference...
He never claimed to be a golf expert and he said himself he hates the pga so he doesn’t watch it since he thinks it’s boring but he plays golf as a hobby still pretty crazy to think they can drive a ball that far tho
Blarg: “There’s an alarm going off.” Me: **hears my actual car alarm going off** The timing blew my mind, because I had my headphones in and barely heard my alarm over the podcast.
The more I know about Dooo, the more I understand why he is a virgin. I love him with all of my heart, but Jesus, he is not a functioning adult person at all.
If blarg ever goes to the netherlands he shold try kibbeling its fish but doesent taste verry fishy has like a crust idk what its made from i personaly love it
I'm glad Soup is partaking in his family tradition
We’re all thinking it and you said it
holy fuck
I love that this is the first thing I see
LOL
Brother lol
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I fall of the roof and break my ankle because I tried to put up Christmas lights when it was wet. Epic gamer moment
in my mind, i thought you broke your ankle and just decided that's the best time to listen to goons podcast and doesn't even bother calling paramedic or something
Did you scream the epic gamer word right after you fell?
I honestly love that he legitimately bought a monkey, it’s so funny
he didn’t :(
@@niftytheundying Yeah, I noticed his comment earlier
He didn’t his girlfriends friend parents got one
I did not actually buy a monkey
Did you know butt plugs were made to help with headaches
Mhm. Just what someone who bought a monkey would say👀
You're lying
Ok show your bathroom then
Please take good care of it. It's a smart little thing
Soup: has monke
Soup: explaining how he got a monke from a monke farm in Tennessee
McNasty: *Heavily breathing*
Doo: The masculine urge to be racist right now
Highlight of the podcast definitely
I love how they are all on completely fucking different frequencies. Just uncontrolled chaos
Dude mcnasty went into it instantly
thank you for stating exactly what happened in the podcast
21:14 thanks I needed to bookmark this for myself
My friendings
My friend
Myyy frieend
Try having a washer that does a a 10 second jingle every 14 seconds when it's done until u turn it off. Also soup sounds like he would live with Trevor from gta
yea, we got a new washer and it does all the stupid little tunes to try and humanize it or some shit, hate it
@@M.TTT. just wear dirty clothes
Rip out the speaker
@@M.TTT. My washer & dryer were like that too, then I found out I could mute all sounds.
@@kawasaki3070 interesting
Question for the podcast: In a no rules cage match, who in the goons would win over the others
Mcnasty is 6,10 and like 250lb lmao and he is like a size 17 shoe mans massive no one else has a chance
@@nickreuty566 you really think soup wouldn't be a scrapper, my money is on him
@@joelsilva453 you don’t know how to manage your money
@@nickreuty566 6'10
Mcnasty, Doo would get Dusted, Blarg Doesn't have the Weight, and Soup is Smaller, Mcnasty is a tank
Some weird ASMR to start the podcast, love it
Better than actual asmr fo real my dawgydawgy.
I just lost one of my very close friends and listening to y’all’s podcast always makes me feel better
I just gotta say, I discovered yall earlier this year and thoroughly loved each of your videos. I have never been a fan of podcasts and didn't even bother to listen to the goons at first. For the last couple months I've been traveling and just last week I started listening to the goons on Spotify from the beginning just to give it a shot while I travel state to state, city to city. Holy shit! I regret not listening sooner but am glad I had so much entertainment throughout my travels. I love the podcast and cannot wait for more. I literally listened to every single podcast and there have been so many moments where I totally related and wanted to chime in on so many of the stories because I had so many similar ones but for now I'll just punch air while passing cars continue to give me weird looks. Yall are great and I really wanna thank yall for the seemingly endless entertainment.
Spaghetti
21:32 AHAHAHAHAA MCNASTY I FUCKING LOVE YOU
Hardest I ever laughed in like a month
There's a common theme I notice throughout the podcasts. Soup is the alpha. Whenever he finds something funny, everyone finds it funny. They all wait until he laughs if he finds it funny and start laughing with him.
Alpha sigma based chad, soups always been one
@@tasteless7795 h
you might be on to something 👀
one suggestion for the podcast, when you talk about media such as the one handed golfer, you should put the video/photo in either of the top corners. Much love ❤
Perfect profile pic lol
LETS GOOOOOO just got out of class. Time to get rid of all my IQ and watch the goons
how is your iq doing now, my friend?
I wanted to listen to this while I was driving but I just got home and now it’s uploaded,Mcnasty I’m gonna peg you for this
🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@Toad1 you heard me, you wanna get pegged next?
@@Daymare24 ok ryantrey24
@@bolotniy that’s my cover name,my real name Mini Meat Martin
46:44 I actually play Skyrim while I listen to the podcasts, WHATS YO LEVEL BLARG?!? MY KNIGHT WOULD BASH YOU BOI HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
27:10 You know, Frieza from DBZ actually committed mass genocide on monkeys and it kinda worked. Too bad that out of the handful of them that weren't there, 3 of them became gods
Fuckin true my guy
This is a good way to relax after my work day
Also a good way to start my work day lol
Always a good day when goons upload
The harmony scream after Dooo got verified was fucking hilarious to me. lmao
Haven't watched yet but I already know its a banger
I would find it amazing and hilarious if Dooo and Mcnasty create a vtuber character(s) to 'show' themselves in their videos when they react or play games.
Vtuber avatars are annoying if you been using face cam or none for a while vtuber avatars are extremely annoying
Nothing like Podcast Mondays while working in the arcade
The heater core on my dryer went out and were waiting for the new part to get shipped so my dad can fix it. Loved this episode
You don’t have a dad you’re a furry
You don’t have a dad you’re a furry
32:07 yooooo prehistoric joke? Nice, I got some info on this stuff since my main hyperfixation is prehistory. So, the Mesozoic era is the time in which dinosaurs were walking around, but the Cambrian age was when all the weird water creatures were around. Also the period blarg was asking about is called the Cretaceous period. Btw, I’m not trying to correct y’all, I just thought it was cool you guys happened to briefly talk about one of my interests. I love all your guys’ content, and I look forward to anything you guys upload!👍
The only podcast I listen to and I do not regret it one bit
Which podcasts do you regret listening to? In alphabetical order please I'm autistic
@@britpackdog4545 I said the ONLY podcast I listen to 😂
Best way to start off my week.
The goons have blessed me on my birthday with a new podcast. Thank you guys 😩
Murry Birthmas homie
@@FramesJanco505 thank you brother
Happy birthday broski.
@@mackosmirgl thank you brother
Happy birthday bruddah
27:10 Epic gamer moment from blarg
Topic ideas
-What pokemon games have you played/which was your favorite? And what is your favorite pokemon?
-Do any of you play open world games during your downtime?
-What animal are you most afraid of?
-What Christmas movie do you like to watch?
-Did you ever do dumb shit when it was snowy out?
-What is the best candle or spray scent is best for your homes?
Holy shit Soup called Lethal Company and no one's talking about it
Thank God, I needed this. Exams suck
Soup is the most humble of the goons solely because of him not upgrading his desk. But he bought a monkey.
For some reason this is the only podcast that I don’t get notifications for on spotify
when the goons post you know its gonna be a good day
i love each and every single one of you
It is exam and STAAR season and you guys have been in the background on repeat as I study. Thank you for making studying an entire semester's worth of material tolerable
the one hour i take out of my mondays is my favorite hour of my week
Canadian: "Yards and feet are similar"
Hmm ok Blarg ok Blarg
3 Topics:
1) What are your plans for Goons Gaming?
2) Have you guys ever wanted to do solo Horror games? If so, what solo horror games did you all wanted to try?
3) What is one popular opinion on the internet that you can't stand, and what do you have to say about it?
You guys make us feel so much better each week when you all upload. Hope you guys are having a good time, and happy Holidays.
I can partially answer 1. I know as much as they don't give a sht. That channel is the "don't give a a sht". They don't have an exact plan they just go with it and upload when they want to
Soup is following the footsteps of his ancestors.
( I'll give everyone a minute to think this joke through)
Monkey man?
Slavery
Saw the joke
Got the joke in seconds
Is he buying burlap sacks too?
@@DarkDisc1 Maybe 🤔
Just waiting for it to show up on Spotify
I genuinley fall asleep to these podcasts. No idea how
This is my favorite part of every Monday
9:30 Blarg with the LG washer
29:50 When I was in high school, sweet potato tater tots, which were radioactive orange and tasted like vomit. They were introduced as a "healthier" alternative to the regular tater tots and were so hated by everyone, that there was an entire layer of those nasty things in our giant industrial wheeled trash cans
My day is not fun currently so I'm happy
The whole concept that monkeys could evolve and become sophisticated when humans are gone and our ancient relics are like god like things to them
Eating while listening to the goons podcast. I swear I never learn my freaking lesson
Damn, gonna have to save this for work tomorrow
Thank you dear Jesus I have had a horrible day.
Sorry you’ve had a bad day bro,tomorrow will be better
@@Daymare24 preciate that friending
lol
23:03 blarg: Have you ever seen a bald chimpanzee?
Joe Rogan: Fuck Yeah! LETS TAKE SOME DMT!
Blarg: FUCK YEAAH!
What is a schimpans?
@@fazehank5311 i mean chinpanzee. thanks for asking
Monke man junior
Thanks you guys for posting your videos I couldn't stop thinking about my ex today and this really helped me forget about her for a while
Mcnasty really holding it in.
he just wants to say hard r
Washer be like- Do doodly doo doo, doodly doodly doo doo, do doodly doo doo, doodly doodly do
wake up babe The GOONS uploaded
The doo bringing up the monkey with the ak I've seen that video shits wild lol
Topic: If you could have any Pokemon in real life, what would it be and why?
My car alarm is soups song Guggi Belt as loud as possible.
funny when blarg just bullys mcnasty when he says anything just like making fun of him when he even breathes
Fav parts.
-Peanut butter plate
-Chicken cordon bléu (which is Swiss not blue cheese.
-Pizza crust era (when Italians were invented)
-Are you saying I don't give off a racist aura
*--Soup-* sigh.... I'll put my hood back on...
*--N-word-* simulator
-*I didn't ask plus your white*
-Did you not get invited to Obama's BBQ?
*--If kids appeal to you.. don't appeal to kids-*
-*Ç̴̧͕̜͓̽̋̃͝h̴̫̥͎͉̤͋͛̈́̀̔̓͑͠ŗ̸̨͇͎̩̦̪̤͆͗͒̆̍ͅi̴̻̲̻̯͔͓̇͋̄̃̔̓͠ș̶̿-̴̧̟̫̘̣͇̭͌C̸̞̞͎̼̝̤͐̈́͋͌̍́̐̅͠h̴̦̃̈́̎͝ą̴̮̠̤̘̟̜͕̓ͅṅ̵̜͇͚͔̊͂͗̌̓̈́̌̉̚* reference...
Yo, someone make Blarg a soft boiled egg, YUUUUUUUUUM!
I was waiting on an episode today
Raw eggs actually don't taste bad. You add in some honey and mix it up, it kinda just has a milkshake kinda taste and consistency to it.
Hearing some of my newer favorite youtubers mention ssundee, a childhood favorite of mine was surreal
i laughed way too hard at the washing machine joke
I knew I should have gone to the auction today, I could’ve seen soip
They should really try and interview Vanoss, he’s an absolute legend
Imagine how scuffed it would be
Or with the crew themselves, be interesting for the ultimate collab with them
Who’s going to tell Blarg the “golf expert” that 900 feet is 300 yards and the average driving length on the pga tour is 290
He never claimed to be a golf expert and he said himself he hates the pga so he doesn’t watch it since he thinks it’s boring but he plays golf as a hobby still pretty crazy to think they can drive a ball that far tho
@@The_Skarred well that’s mainly because the fairways on the tour are much better kept than most courses so the ball just goes further
I am in my thirties and can confidently say that I still enjoy vanilla minecraft.
having your fans spam google you can get you permanently taken off of google lol
Blarg: “There’s an alarm going off.”
Me: **hears my actual car alarm going off**
The timing blew my mind, because I had my headphones in and barely heard my alarm over the podcast.
That notification bell icon working fine
The MOMENT sweet tea touches my tounge my brain screams GET IT OUT and i start gagging. I eat almost everything but that making me almost vomit
I wanna see the video of that guy absolutely wailing the golf club
I saw soup bought a monkey and the next word in my head was corpse
Feel like I’ve been living under a rock didn’t know soup and gang had a podcast
I love this pobcask: the groobs
I’ve fell asleep twice to this entire podcast episode and still haven’t listened to it completely
Also topic.
If there was any genre of music you could pursue, that you do not currently create, what genre would it be?
AW FUCK YEA NEW PODCAST! NOW MY DESIRE TO CHUG WINDEX HAS SLIGHTLY DECREASED
Blarg you might like perch if you haven’t tried it. One of the few fish I can eat
34:35
Sushi is actually eaten with ginger, at the same time. You put the finger on the sushi, and eat then at the same time
Goons Alarm App: Featuring "Base Boosted Burp" "AAAAAHHHHHH (by Soup)" "Wake up by friending" and many more
I don’t know wether i should always, or never, talk about monkeys around McNasty in public.
Good way to start a monday
The more I know about Dooo, the more I understand why he is a virgin. I love him with all of my heart, but Jesus, he is not a functioning adult person at all.
He's basically just a 14 year old trapped in the body of a god guitarist adult
As a Tennessean we do love buying monkeys
🤨
If blarg ever goes to the netherlands he shold try kibbeling its fish but doesent taste verry fishy has like a crust idk what its made from i personaly love it
Mcnasty: NO ONE CARES LOLOLOLOL
Mcnasty when everyone else stays on the topic: I have input! Let me talk about it with you!
As someone who owns exotic animals, soup, welcome to the exotic animal community
older washers and dryers last longer so somebody coming for the parts is probably reselling the working parts at a markup
Any wasabi you get in North America is most likely just horseradish dyed green
Topic for next podcast: would you rather shit out a watermelon or piss out a golfball?
You guys should definitely have your editor on as a guest
New podcast let’s a go
i love the setup talk lmao i found my desk beside a dumpster and found my monitor with it lmao
I’m addicted to this podcast and crack