Once upon a time there was one gang of muggers who kept in awe a whole neighborhood and lorded over the forests all around. But one day in the deep forest on god-forsaken dark path they met an vastly aged lady. "What an easy game!" - decided the muggers...
I had a tree frog turn on my phone and start skipping songs when I was working in my garden. It seemed very content to just sit on my phone and be a nuisance. XD
Wait until you see a guard goose. Real chill fellas but, to Intruders, they're basically domesticated emus. Powerful serrated beaks that hold you in a vice grip while twisting and kicking.
🤣🤣🤣 My daughter wants pet frogs... this argument might have just finally won me over! Who needs parental controls when you can just summon a frog army? 🐸🐸🐸🐸
People don't understand we need both parts per million. Many couples one sided especially if both sides suffer from insecurities , will subjectively arm first , creating rumors or because of abuse or PTSD of past relationships they project the shadow, their fears worst on partner. Usually this ends with one partner isolating or being in fear of the others negative aspects. We are both parts equal dark and light linked at the hip , Alan Watts would mention once awake we see that all man is us , one man is all. Creating a curse that haunts us to this day, the story of chronos, eating was nothing more then fear unrelenting unbending fear seeing the shadow in self of anther. Why lately more and more couples break up , or humans treated as disposable items , families sit alone, in empty halls dull out of their minds. You can't have a cake without flower and yeast , or it's just egg and sugar. Same with a sitcom , if there is no protagonist or antagonist no war but at peace , no chemistry exists. Why tv is getting harder to watch.
"Oh pardon my manners I forgot to introduce myself I am Lord Frieza and I'm a traveling Master Chef here let me give you a demonstration my Assistant Chef Dodoria will place your Men into a pot of water and slowly bring it up to the boil.... and go"
People don't understand we need both parts per million. Many couples one sided especially if both sides suffer from insecurities , will subjectively arm first , creating rumors or because of abuse or PTSD of past relationships they project the shadow, their fears worst on partner. Usually this ends with one partner isolating or being in fear of the others negative aspects. We are both parts equal dark and light linked at the hip , Alan Watts would mention once awake we see that all man is us , one man is all. Creating a curse that haunts us to this day, the story of chronos, eating was nothing more then fear unrelenting unbending fear seeing the shadow in self of anther. Why lately more and more couples break up , or humans treated as disposable items , families sit alone, in empty halls dull out of their minds. You can't have a cake without flower and yeast , or it's just egg and sugar. Same with a sitcom , if there is no protagonist or antagonist no war but at peace , no chemistry exists. Why tv is getting harder to watch.
@@Spocklee wait did I accidentally say the same thing as someone else?? My friend just said that the frogs sounded like they were saying "Ni!" When I showed her this, so I commented it
" Don't you hate it when a gang of frogs seizes your cellular device? "
ikr? so relatable.
i have those, too...last week they took my remote control...now there's running animal planet all the time...need help 🥺
If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me
@@robertjenkins6132…. Yeah?
@@froggiemoonXxWell he'd have a nickel...
Their phone now.
😂
FogHub
1.2k likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix this
@@Dr3...m1ng
You fixed it *real* good bro
You doubled the coments, now watch me triple them ✌️
@@NotThatKindOfKiwi86 QUADRUPLEEEEE
Back in my day you could walk down the street without having to worry about being mugged by frogs
The frog parents are to blame!
These new age kids and their *checks notes* amphibians
It’s the Frog Rap music that is causing this kind of violence
@@nl5703 Damn Gen F and their vijo games. It's all those chemicals in the water
Those days are long gone grandpa. The frogs practically rule the nation at this point.
Never realized it before, I think the phone is playing cricket sounds and the frogs know this, not wanting person to take away their sounds.
ha that's cute ! 😅
But good that you pointed that out! I would've overheard.
That does make the story even better to me :)
That is not what I expected the frogs to sound like.
Sound like my dog's squeaky toys, lol
Usually isn't. Takes them a lot of effort and energy to sound like... whatever this is sounding like.
Me neither like 😳
@@RM-qq5rj and can be uses like one too
@@MattExzy They must be really angry then. Or fell really threatened.
100% those frogs were once people who were cursed by a witch. They need the cell phone to call a princess.
200 like 0 comment ? Lemme fix that
180 likes and no comment let e fix it
ahahahaah muito bom
Very funny!
Once upon a time there was one gang of muggers who kept in awe a whole neighborhood and lorded over the forests all around. But one day in the deep forest on god-forsaken dark path they met an vastly aged lady. "What an easy game!" - decided the muggers...
This is the first time I see and hear frogs who are angry, hissing, and screaming.
The must be some sort of special type of frog. It is beyond bizarre, LOL.
@@forgottensage-o5oI think it's rain frog. They sound like rain frogs to be honest but they doesn't look like rain frogs
Poor ladies who fear the frogs but love social media. This is their worst nightmare.
@@Thetf2mercenary This is Chinese eaten frog
I always liked frogs but now I have a new fear. 😂
Even the frogs are telling you to not talk to your ex 💀💀
Teacher: wheres your homework?
Student: the frogs held it hostage.
Teacher: Ok
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
underrated comment lmao
😂😂😂😂
@PBJA89-vj6rv Yup, now the new phrase going forward (I hope) is "The frogs held it hostage."
Frog at the left: Offense
2 frogs in the middle: Defense
Frog at the right: Support
Yes you are right
Its actually crazy because they are showing legitomate covering fire when their frog allies wre reloading
They have even more group synergy then most friends online
😂😂😂😂😂
Nah bro the others are the type who just encourage but do nothing themselves
_"Watch out for the guard frogs."_
*_"Lol you mean guard dogs???"_*
_"No."_
*_"Huh?!?"_*
293 likes and no comments? Let me fix that
298 likes and one comment? Let me fix that
331 likes and two comments? Let me fix that
That's great! 😂
531 likes and 4 comments? This is an overused joke
"... uh... why are your frogs barking??"
"100 unmarked flies and a helicopter. Our demands must be met"
Now all I want to see is a teeny helicopter piloted by frogs.
@@h0rriphic they're in the middle of negotiating for a drone and some parachutes.
‘Unmarked flies’. Killed me.
@@h0rriphic Actually, they fly helihoppers.
"Oh and throw in 25 crickets...alive"
Who needs a Doberman when you could have highly trained guard frogs.
Nah 😂 I was thinking of getting a guard dog but now I'm gonna pull up with a guard frog 😎
Ngl this would probably actually work. People get creeper out by small things doing unexpected things all the time.
@@aeoifjapefijl plus, you never know if they are poisonous
-Jiraiya, probably
Imagine a 5 foot tall guard frog eating the neighbor kid in one quick throw of the tongue.
"IT TRIES TO STEAL THE SACRED TABLET! ATTACK!"
😂
😂😂
Bro doesn't know you shouldn't provoke the wrath of the gods😂😂
Sacred 😂😂😂😂
lol
What did he do to deserve this? 0:25
"It's past 12 o'clock, go tf to bed!"
The council of frog has spoken
If only I had a Council of Frog to guide me through life's trials & tribulations 😎
the frogs typed this comment
No
Frog gang
it's actually past 12 o' clock and the algorithm of youtube is showing me this
I gotta love their optimism in biting the hand despite not having teeth
They may be all bluff. But they scared HIM off
More like confidence
Who told you they have no teeth?
@@Randoverse “only one frog, out of the more-than 7,000 species, has true teeth on both upper and lower jaws.”
@@Loachie90 Are you stupid? They have teeth which can bite. True teeth or not genius.
"YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH THE SACRED ARTIFACT!"
"Kill the demon!!!!!"
Technology from the Old Ones. they don't understand it.. but dam are they gonna protect it.
@blakearius
Deport the Warm-Bloods out of Lustria!
Me to the frogs: chill, he's trying to get his phone back. Frogs these days
All according to the great plan
sounds like a rooster 0:23
Frogs in cartoons: Ribbit
Frogs in real life: Squeak
Lol they sound like ducks
I think the ribbit ones are toads 😂
@@tomassmith1519 The ribbit ones want girlfriends, while the squeak ones defend their phone.
Idk I hear ribbits much more than squeaks here in korea for sure
Frogs on asphalt make a popping sound. Frogs from the sky sound like soft wet hail.
"Why were you late for work? and don't give me some crazy excuse this time"
"Well..."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"four frog won't let me have my phone"
@@newzoro-h6fg did not*
@@G3E007 im sorry English is not my first language
@@newzoro-h6fg dont worry mine neither. just with practice you will improve it eventually.
Girlfriend: "Let me see your phone!"
Me: "Sure, it's over there by the frogs".
And it's now called Excalibur. 🐸
Hahahaha😂@@chrisbenson6683
😂😂😂
¡Hahahaha! ¡Good one!
You’re like give me back my phone you IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Their adorable "aggression" just further increases my love for frogs
“We are the frogs who yell nee! If you want this smart phone, we require one shrubbery!”
"Not the frogs who yell nee!"
Perfect reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Nee! Nee Nee Nee!"
So shrubbery they should get 🍓 😂
@@skyrah1365 The same!
I like how the tiniest frog is the most aggressive and the biggest frog is the most laid-back
Mmm… I’unno, these guys seem pretty dang big for Frog standards
Average dog.
The big frog lived long enough to grow big by being smart enough to let the other frogs risk death.
Puberty
The stronger you are, the less you need to try to intimidate others
That one by the wall was just chillin, like, "take the phone I don't give a shit, never liked it anyway..."
Na that's the one packing. Scary guy.
Lol. He was thinking the other 3 had the situation covered, I'll just stare at the little plant in the corner.
He didn’t even care 😂
"Never licked it anyway"*
He was the backup, notice how he starts getting up by the 4th time the hand gets closer
„How come you never answer my messages?“
„See, its complicated“
They’re clearly waiting for a very important call from someone regarding their extended warranty.
Or Medicare update
I'm pretty sure it had something to do with a delivery of flies
Hahaha
0:24 First frog in the universal history who turned on smartphone.
Yo
Due to defense mechanism
I had a tree frog turn on my phone and start skipping songs when I was working in my garden. It seemed very content to just sit on my phone and be a nuisance. XD
@@SilverScaleMAthe phone was probably warm
😂😂😂😂
When you want them to guard your phone for a while
When you come back:
The thief is smart enough to use a stick
Anti theft device
"I have never met this man in my life"
@@TheNikoNik " Although, maybe if you put something on the table, it might jog my memory." :)
You would be surprised how big a stash can be made in a short amount of time and they can't let him know... lol
I like the frog on the right
Hes just chillin
And has like no throughts
"why didn't you answer!?"
Well........
No one’s gonna believe him.
No me vas a creer pero...
There're these frogs
I like how 3 of them are fighting the hand off while one is just chilling💀
That cool brother be listening to the weekend - starboy...earpods in
He did a pushup
Está haciendo mewing 🤫🧏
he was just saving his energy for the final wrath.
He licked on the other frogs before^^.
I've heard of guard dogs, but never guard frogs!
Wait until you see a guard goose.
Real chill fellas but, to Intruders, they're basically domesticated emus. Powerful serrated beaks that hold you in a vice grip while twisting and kicking.
@@Mordecrox You're lying, there's no such thing as "domesticated emus" for the Aussies lost to 'em in '32 even with machine guns.
I'd like to see how good you'd do at 30,000 to 1 odds.@@thientuongnguyen2564
I've never had my phone guarded by squeaky toys before, lol
this is how to stop doomscrolling
That one silent frog, we don't know what he's capable of, he's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
@paolino4141 It’s the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.
But Marge the little one hasn’t done anything yet. And you know its gonna be good
That frog instigated the whole shabang see
That one has venomous fangs probably.
Found the joestar.
"That's ENOUGH! We are NOT going to let you doomscroll your way into a mental health crisis!"
Finally someone who knows what's best for me
Everyone needs a group of frogs to improve mental health.
Where do i get some of those frogs ?
🤣🤣🤣 My daughter wants pet frogs... this argument might have just finally won me over! Who needs parental controls when you can just summon a frog army? 🐸🐸🐸🐸
@themaggattack Lol!
I have become obsessed with animals that scream when you mildly inconvience them or get too close
What other animals do this I need to know!
@@holidayin7962 Humans?
@@thientuongnguyen2564
Just gonna start doing this at work...
@@holidayin7962 I never said I was knowledgeable, mb
@@thientuongnguyen2564that’s sad, some people are scared of intimacy or relationships due to past trauma 😭
"But this... is actually the sonorous warcry... of a very, angry, frog."
Bros helping their human to cure social media addiction
An intervention 😄
😂😂😂
Just say NO to social media ✋🚫
I love how one of them just doesn't care. He is just chilling.
He is the one with incommensurable power, the last line of defense!
IKR, dude was totally chill, but was also further from the phone, perhaps it's frog controlling radiowaves don't travel that far? 😆
When everything prevails, they shall send only him
"But actually this is a sonorous war cry... of a very, angry, frog." -BBC
In Sir David Attenborough’s voice
ZA WARUDO!
Uma máquina mortífera da natuteza.😂😂😂
Ferocious
MEEEEEEEEEEEP!!
Man :- Try to take phone
Frogs :- 🔫🔫🔫🔫
When you forgot your New Year's resolutions to stop using your phone too often, but your pet frogs didn't.
People don't understand we need both parts per million.
Many couples one sided especially if both sides suffer from insecurities , will subjectively arm first , creating rumors or because of abuse or PTSD of past relationships they project the shadow, their fears worst on partner.
Usually this ends with one partner isolating or being in fear of the others negative aspects.
We are both parts equal dark and light linked at the hip , Alan Watts would mention once awake we see that all man is us , one man is all.
Creating a curse that haunts us to this day, the story of chronos, eating was nothing more then fear unrelenting unbending fear seeing the shadow in self of anther.
Why lately more and more couples break up , or humans treated as disposable items , families sit alone, in empty halls dull out of their minds.
You can't have a cake without flower and yeast , or it's just egg and sugar.
Same with a sitcom , if there is no protagonist or antagonist no war but at peace , no chemistry exists.
Why tv is getting harder to watch.
There's a revolution on new years? I thought people usually make resolutions
@kingcerberus93 Thank you. I didn't notice the spelling error there.
@Asura016 I figured lol but I took it as an opportunity to take the P haha
Safest phone in the world
True
Those who had gone to take the phone never returned back till this day.
Flamethrower 😠
Snake: Oh. Is it Apirl 1st?
😂
Imagine having to explain to someone that you can't get your phone because it's being guarded by a group of angry frogs.
😂😂😂😂
Just take pictures of it with your phone and send it to them
@@ashmyoshi3912 the phone is with the frogs
"Give back my phone"
"You mean OUR phone"
Imagine getting phone jacked by a gang of adorable frogs 😭😭😭
Human: i need the phone
The frogs:ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
I was curious how to spell that🐸😂
Perfect vowel 🤣
😂
girlfriend: "he hasnt answered my calls, he must be cheating on me"
...meanwhile the Great Battle on the Violet Carpet continues... 😐
hahaha
it is a very nice carpet
Lol for real imagine having to explain this to your girlfriend
😂
Awww those chihuahuas are so cute!
Human: "I need my phone."
Frogs: "So you have chosen...death."
Stop it with the "so you have chosen death" comments, it's redundant. That shit is everywhere!😂
@@Ronyashmet520 Yeah, fuck that comment, that line should be dead as hell. 🙄
@@Ronyashmet520the comment above me right now is made by a mad person and the below comment is too.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He gave them an iPhone for a while and then wanted to take it back, but frogs, like people, quickly get used to luxury.
Acting like they’re princes or something..
Imagine telling your boss you're late for work because a frog army took your phone hostage.
How will you tell them? Your phone is held hostage by frogs
@@TrateMusic LOL TRUE 🤣
Luckily there is video footage! 😂
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
It's like my younger siblings borrowing my cellphone to play games while on the road. Heaven forbid someone calls me. 😅
I like the one in the back who simply does nothing
That you could keep, the rest: meet a cat.
That's THEIR cameraman. 😁
Gotta give him respect for doing his own thing
They’re on a shift cycle obviously, that one’s taking his break and will be cycled back in eventually
It figured the guy had enough.
The far right one is like, “It’s their phone guys, c’mon!”.
I was about to mention that frog, the most it ever does is stand up a little taller near the end.
Bro had a disconnected controller
@@billy_werberI noticed that too
Just because he watches a little Jordan Peterson doesn't make him 'far right.'
@slang1517
A funny joke that very few people except you and I will understand.
I have never seen frogs act like this.
Nice.
Who knew that frogs could get addicted to cell phones, too 😂?
3 Viennas: DO NOT TOUCH VAFs PHONE!!
1 Vienna: *smiling*
2001: *touches phone but almost*
Certified schizo post
That one frog who is totally chill🐸
That's cause three is enough, four guard frogs is overkill
Don't worry he is a ninja
The silent one should scare you the most
They call him The Closer.
The frog: Hmm, that's a nice looking plant
I love how they think that they are intimidating but end up being adorable.
That one "Honk" was hilarious!
lol yes that honk had me almost in tears it sounded like a muffled fart hahahaha
ha ha I laughed when I heard that one different sound, I thought it may be a fart.
@@amandac8836 I came to the comments to see if anyone else heard the fart
Even frogs are now addicted to phones 💀
The frog on the right is like the kid in a presentation who doesn't do anything but still gets the same grade 😂
It threw its weight in at the end.
Lmao at this comment
That's me
I was that kid.
“Hippity Hoppity, this phone is our property- HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING-“
😂😂😂😂😂 HILARIOUS!
Those guard dogs are cute, but sound weird af.
And someone shrunk them. No idea why. 🤔
😂
it's a weird chihuahua breed
'We must guard the sacred reflecting object, brothers.'
'We must protect the human from himself.'
The noises the frogs made and how the person moved their hand away was priceless
*”only the Chosen One will be allowed to wield the power of the Black Slab of Infinite Knowledge, the Frogs of Sacred Sapience can detect imposters”*
🔥✍️✍️
Canal 13 sos vos??
When you tell your frogs “no more video games” 😂 🐸
They were not done playing Frogger.
Love how there all screaming and then far right is just deadass sat there like. :|
Not a thought behind those eyes.
They'll never have the ability to understand how funny they are 😂
🐸 QuadraFrog Technology
"We protect your device"
“Even from yourself.”
"Actually, we changed our mind. It's our device, now."
"So, go buy a new one, cuz you ain't gittin nis one back."
Taking the dragon balls from the Namekians, live-action remake:
"Oh pardon my manners I forgot to introduce myself I am Lord Frieza and I'm a traveling Master Chef here let me give you a demonstration my Assistant Chef Dodoria will place your Men into a pot of water and slowly bring it up to the boil.... and go"
@@Kakarot64.
I read the comment in his TFS voice tone.
😂😂😂😂😂
💀
“ *Hippity Hoppity, u give us phone and is now our property* ”
Its so cute how they pour their heart and soul into intimidating a creature bigger than them. Even though they know thats the only thing they can do.
I love how the frog on the right didn't get any memos whatsoever.
0:18 is so funny it’s like he was saying “DO NOT TOUCHY!!!!”
DO NOT TOUCHY!
Frog: STOOOOOOOP
the guy on he right corner says, "we will fight until the last drop of blood. of course, their blood. i watch."
People don't understand we need both parts per million.
Many couples one sided especially if both sides suffer from insecurities , will subjectively arm first , creating rumors or because of abuse or PTSD of past relationships they project the shadow, their fears worst on partner.
Usually this ends with one partner isolating or being in fear of the others negative aspects.
We are both parts equal dark and light linked at the hip , Alan Watts would mention once awake we see that all man is us , one man is all.
Creating a curse that haunts us to this day, the story of chronos, eating was nothing more then fear unrelenting unbending fear seeing the shadow in self of anther.
Why lately more and more couples break up , or humans treated as disposable items , families sit alone, in empty halls dull out of their minds.
You can't have a cake without flower and yeast , or it's just egg and sugar.
Same with a sitcom , if there is no protagonist or antagonist no war but at peace , no chemistry exists.
Why tv is getting harder to watch.
@@JoshuaMiller-rw3sjuh?
He's a good politician...
The frogs are head over heels in love with that ring tone dude; you're not getting that phone back. 😂😂😂😂
"WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY 'NI'!"
They want... a shrubbery!
They are friends of the killer rabbit.
😂😂😂Monty Pyton's Feelings😂😂😂
Why is their always a copy cat after the original comment?
@@Spocklee wait did I accidentally say the same thing as someone else?? My friend just said that the frogs sounded like they were saying "Ni!" When I showed her this, so I commented it
When you want to play a game of angry birds, but the angry frogs won't let you.
Lmao that one frog at the right is the embodiment of "I'm just happy to be here😊🐸"🤣
👍🤣🤣🤣
I expect it to be the one that actually bites lol
Yeah the one that's showing it's gyatt
@@MichaelPioMontejo-v3s😂😂😂
@@MichaelPioMontejo-v3s 😟
Human: I need to get my phone Let me get my phone frogs: no way get out of here This is our phone now
Frogs be like : don't check our phone history 🤣
Frogs porn?😂😂🤔🤔🤔
*Her:* “Hey just letting you know, be weary of my Guard Frogs. They might bite.”
*Him:* “You mean guard dogs?”
*Her:* “No.”
You want your phone hooman? You gotta go through all of us!
How ppl think frogs sound like: RIBBIT!
How they actually sound like: RUBBER CHICKEN SOUND!!!!
This is how steve jobs discovered the iPhone
iPhrog
@@ChilleeseXDD
What’s an iPhone?
@@Wheelchair_Sam551 I see you've been teleported from the past... don't be scared
So he is filthy thief?
He stole it from frogs you say?
0:01 I just like the frog on the very left
braindead phrog
Same
Me too
The one on the very right's just chillin
The frog mind: mmm....flies
"hey,we are waiting for an important call"!!!😂😂
Why is it the sound of the frogs so cute I’m crying
"DON'T TOUCH THE GODDAMN PHONE."
*Dumbledore said calmly.*
They found out he was researching how to make frog legs
Nice.
🤤
Those are some real angry squeaky toys!
Frogs and cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA!
So, we are gonna ignore the fourth frog that's just sitting there, looking at the wall, probably having mid life crisis
That’s priceless! A gang of frogs. They probably stole that phone
Haaa
Battletoads😂
So underrated comment
Dad: where is my phone?
Son: gone , killed by frogs