Monkey's Were Livid About Charles Darwin's Book | Suzy Eddie Izzard: Stripped | Universal Comedy

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  • @DaDudeClub
    @DaDudeClub 2 роки тому +45

    Eddie delivers orders of magnitude more punch lines and laughs per minute than the 2nd best, whomever that might be - but even then, no one does what Eddie does - which I'd call it "intelectual fantasy comedy". By far the best that ever lived. We want more material!

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Рік тому

      Eddie Izzard's good, but Bill Bailey's better.

    • @markopolo5695
      @markopolo5695 Рік тому

      Hes got to be the worst ever comedian

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Рік тому +1

      @@markopolo5695 (In your opinion).

    • @KCC1956
      @KCC1956 9 місяців тому

      Really, 🤣🤣🤣 your comment is the best laugh I've had in years
      you do know that to make people laugh, you actually have to tell a joke, something this whatever it is,
      is incapable of doing, as we the sane and normal people of planet earth know

    • @KCC1956
      @KCC1956 9 місяців тому

      ​@@markopolo5695
      Him/Her or whatever it is
      isn't a comedian,never has been one and never will be

  • @lizisler9415
    @lizisler9415 Рік тому +13

    It’s beautiful to see a brilliant mind using comedy to open our minds. Love you Eddie.

  • @leafglock253
    @leafglock253 Рік тому +11

    The meaningful pauses and all... truly no-one does it like her❤

  • @dea9273
    @dea9273 2 роки тому +34

    I miss Eddie's stand-up!

  • @totalskull1639
    @totalskull1639 2 роки тому +9

    Brilliant!!

  • @barryoneill7016
    @barryoneill7016 11 місяців тому +2

    I saw him recently in Ottawa, CA. It wasn't his best work and he was looking a bit aged and ragged as a full on woman. It was still very funny though, and I was laughing from my third row seat where he noticed me more than once. His fanbase (ticket sales) will take a hit with how far he's taken it, but I'm glad I saw him/her at least once.

  • @kalikalimai1
    @kalikalimai1 Рік тому +2

    Eddie Izzard is a gorgeous man.
    And a wonderful human being.
    Thanks for all your integrity E.I.
    The bit about the royals is spot on brilliant.

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole Рік тому +7

    Sometimes Eddie doesn’t do "stand up." He just pretends that he's the teacher, and everyone in the audience signed up for a class. It's genius.

  • @Xogroroth666
    @Xogroroth666 Рік тому +1

    "Ever seen birds chasing fish in the air?"
    Ever seen the opposite?
    "God fuckin' hell, flying SHARKS????
    I'm fucking off, too insane!!!""
    And off, he fucked, rite there.
    Uh huuh,.

  • @theWinterWalker
    @theWinterWalker 2 роки тому +13

    She's brilliant ALWAYS

    • @mrnice7570
      @mrnice7570 2 роки тому +2

      He is isn't HE

    • @Lord-Gazimus
      @Lord-Gazimus Рік тому +1

      Don't encourage his insanity.

    • @VeryVeryBigJ
      @VeryVeryBigJ Рік тому +1

      She? He is a transvestite who has never identified himself as female

    • @TNT-km2eg
      @TNT-km2eg Рік тому +1

      Should be " She's always brilliant " . Try simpler sentences

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 Рік тому +5

    Looking fantastic Eddie. More Comedy live shows please. Brilliant Actor and hilarious Comedian. 💚😆🇦🇺🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @meee6836
    @meee6836 Рік тому +4

    I so love this mans nutty sense of humour, and he has beautiful eyes . Two outta three aint bad lol?

    • @judeirwin2222
      @judeirwin2222 Рік тому

      @mee etc...”mans” ? Are you inventing a new language ?

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 2 роки тому +5

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

    • @becky2235
      @becky2235 2 роки тому +1

      We aren't in lockdown anymore

    • @dadaolujare6940
      @dadaolujare6940 2 роки тому +1

      what pandemic?

    • @derin111
      @derin111 2 роки тому +2

      @@becky2235 Shhhhhhh…..don’t tell him! 🤫🤫🤫

    • @CrisSelene
      @CrisSelene 2 роки тому +2

      OK. We found the bot

  • @AmiUnhinged
    @AmiUnhinged Рік тому +1

    I hear you. I personally find myself to be less common than extremely rare. However I hate those polite euphemisms. I've always had this limp from a childhood hip bone shape disorder and basically the idea that I was "speedishly challenged" is frankly, vomit inducing. Some said I was lame just said "Yes! Cover it in gold!"

  • @danmar007
    @danmar007 2 роки тому +10

    I rather believe that the House of Commons should be renamed to illustrate the complete lack of real people in there.

  • @AmiUnhinged
    @AmiUnhinged Рік тому

    I had a dream about a girl who was having a relationship with a giant rattlesnake with a human face which lived in her garden . It was a huge green monster, about thirty feet long and draped all over the plastic slide and between the swings. Then a jewellery shop appeared in the wall and tried to sell me some silver

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak Рік тому

    I would hate to take a shot everytime he said so yes or so yeah

  • @MarcosCodas
    @MarcosCodas 2 роки тому +5

    "Monkey's" is misspelled. It should just be "Monkeys".

    • @mrnice7570
      @mrnice7570 2 роки тому

      Thanks God your here to correct our grammar in this pre apocalyptic world. What would we do without you

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 Рік тому

      @@mrnice7570 Imagine having such a fragile ego that you can't bear to be corrected.
      Except OP wasn't even correcting YOU; they were correcting the error in the title of this video. Such a fragile little ego...

  • @oxymoron02
    @oxymoron02 Рік тому +1

    "Monkey is were livid about Charles Darwin's book."

  • @MantisEnergy
    @MantisEnergy Рік тому

    How can a Were belong to a monkey?

  • @judeirwin2222
    @judeirwin2222 Рік тому +1

    Caption “monkey’s were livid” is illiterate. Susan Izzard would never have written that. Monkey’s = that which belongs to one monkey. Or monkey is. You mean monkeys ( plural) are etc.

  • @adrianwalker8054
    @adrianwalker8054 Рік тому +5

    So monkeys evolved into man but some monkeys were just slow at evolving that’s why they are still here ,working on it 😂

    • @tomdauben
      @tomdauben Рік тому

      And those are the ones in the House of Commons

    • @joshualeppard4175
      @joshualeppard4175 Рік тому

      well, no, monkeys did not evolve into Homo Sapiens

    • @publicguy1664
      @publicguy1664 Рік тому +1

      No, that's wrong. Monkeys, apes and humans evolved in parallel from the same common ancestor. He probably knows that, but plays off the common misconception.

    • @zajournals
      @zajournals 3 місяці тому

      Only the ignorant think monkeys evolved into humans.

  • @dmisso42
    @dmisso42 2 роки тому +3

    The "House of Corportions"? or "The House of Companies"?

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan Рік тому +1

    They lose him with all his jokes but they awww his one pun!

  • @stevencarr4002
    @stevencarr4002 Рік тому

    When your Philips Ladyshave has run out of battery and you still have to go on stage.... It's tough being a woman.

    • @zweigackroyd7301
      @zweigackroyd7301 Рік тому +1

      As tough as being obsessed with and threatened by how other people live?

    • @stevencarr4002
      @stevencarr4002 Рік тому

      @@zweigackroyd7301 I'm not threatened by transvestites like Eddie Izzard. Because I am not a woman. It is women who have now to fight for their right to safe spaces without men having access to them.

  • @riaagarwal6840
    @riaagarwal6840 10 місяців тому

    He/ she/ they or any other pronoun..... amazing

  • @SomeUserInternet
    @SomeUserInternet 2 роки тому +4

    He used to be so cool and funny! :)

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin 2 роки тому

      Women can’t be funny
      ( being clever and post ironic)

    • @SomeUserInternet
      @SomeUserInternet 2 роки тому +3

      @Alexander Wardrope what do you mean by "used to be a man"? He still is. Wearing different clothes and makeup won't make someone to have two X chromosomes. Steven Tyler is doing this for years and still is one of the coolest guys(just old).

    • @davidabremner
      @davidabremner 2 роки тому +5

      He's still funny, even if your smallmindedness doesn't allow you to see that.

    • @SomeUserInternet
      @SomeUserInternet 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidabremner Yes, he's still one of my favourite comedians and I also love his charity running things. But why lie? He is a man. He knows it: put any makeup you like, wear what you like - it's fine, nobody cares, we'll still say what a great comedian!

    • @SomeUserInternet
      @SomeUserInternet 2 роки тому

      @@davidabremner I'm sorry lady - don't get me wrong, he's even funnier now - have you seen pictures of him recently :) By the way you are calling him "He", miss not small mindedness...

  • @melciveng
    @melciveng 2 роки тому +1

    Monkey’s? Learn how to spell ffs

  • @ginnamin
    @ginnamin Рік тому +1

    Eddie looks so much better as a Man with nails and makeup !

  • @beakyfree7023
    @beakyfree7023 Рік тому +1

    Society, evolution, god, there's nothing you could say that George Carlin didn't already beat you to.

    • @zweigackroyd7301
      @zweigackroyd7301 Рік тому

      Are you suggesting Carlin was original?🙄

    • @beakyfree7023
      @beakyfree7023 Рік тому +1

      @@zweigackroyd7301 his delivery was.

    • @zweigackroyd7301
      @zweigackroyd7301 Рік тому +1

      Gee, then why did you mention what was said? Izzard's delivery is also original.@@beakyfree7023

  • @starskyarsky8374
    @starskyarsky8374 2 роки тому +2

    Wow, when was this filmed? Eddie isn't looking very feminine here. Must have been in boy mode!

  • @littlemouse7066
    @littlemouse7066 Рік тому

    lol. we don't descend from apes we have a common ancestor and a very similar DNA.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Рік тому +2

      We are evolved from earlier apes.

  • @helengillespie143
    @helengillespie143 2 роки тому +3

    I love Eddie’s comedy but he’s too much the activist now and into politics. I wish he’d have stayed on the comedy circuit.

  • @shaunm9025
    @shaunm9025 2 роки тому +2

    this is boring.

    • @davidabremner
      @davidabremner 2 роки тому +2

      Then why are you watching it and taking extra time to comment?

    • @shaunm9025
      @shaunm9025 2 роки тому

      @@davidabremner Because it was recommended by the channel.
      what else would you like to know?

    • @linebrunelle1004
      @linebrunelle1004 Рік тому

      it takes a bit of prior world knowledge to appreciate the irony, the innuendo, the reach of the comedy. How many languages do you speak? how many degrees do you hold? etc.... k well, that explains why you are bored.

  • @jdm0101
    @jdm0101 2 роки тому +6

    I really don't find this funny - he tries to be smart but he's missing the laughs completely. Sad, there is something but he needs a comedy writer to get the jokes/situations over the line.

    • @danmar007
      @danmar007 2 роки тому +1

      I'm a big fan of Eddie, but I didn't find this routine funny.

    • @Sprecherfuchs
      @Sprecherfuchs 2 роки тому +10

      This is his style. I think it's brilliant but if it's not for you, you can always watch a different video 😂

    • @BiscuitGeoff
      @BiscuitGeoff 2 роки тому +5

      I really think this hugely successful and popular award-winning stand up needs my advice…

    • @Hayri2011
      @Hayri2011 2 роки тому +6

      That's a weird way to spell "this flew over my head"

    • @deniswilliams2212
      @deniswilliams2212 2 роки тому

      And some people need to be told that they are gits 😶

  • @dejanmarkovic3040
    @dejanmarkovic3040 Рік тому +2

    If Izzard saw that apostrophe in the title, the irony would kill him.

  • @markopolo5695
    @markopolo5695 2 роки тому +2

    The Title says Funny
    He's Not funny at all

    • @markopolo5695
      @markopolo5695 2 роки тому

      @Flynn Spunks i wont unfortunately he's in the news for wanting to be an MP

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Рік тому

      "I don't find him funny, though many people do". There. Fixed it for you.

    • @markopolo5695
      @markopolo5695 Рік тому +1

      @@annalieff-saxby568 not fixed he's still rubbish

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Рік тому +1

      @@markopolo5695 So it seems that you _really_ consider that your individual opinion, out of a world population of 8.1 billion, determines whether Russell Howard is funny or not. You seriously think you're the Great I AM, now don't you?

    • @KCC1956
      @KCC1956 9 місяців тому

      ​@annalieff-saxby568
      only the alphabet people and perverts
      There, I fixed it for you 👍

  • @tammyperez6652
    @tammyperez6652 2 роки тому +2

    Investing in crypto now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today..

    • @DemstarAus
      @DemstarAus 2 роки тому

      No, because Solar Flares.

    • @neildmedia
      @neildmedia 2 роки тому +1

      Please go away

    • @mrnice7570
      @mrnice7570 2 роки тому

      Indian scammer Alert 🚨

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Рік тому

      ​@robertgrant4784it works like an enormous ponzi scheme.

  • @mdmurray17
    @mdmurray17 2 роки тому +1

    A bit like Robin Williams stand up occasional gems but the rest of the time just pseudo intellectual rambling without much point - or laughs.
    Clever but just not rolling on the floor. Or laughing very much