im a different breed im a different culture im a different man im a different everything you aint built like me you aint built for me you aint built all like me-
My boss told me I shouldn’t listen to music while I work because of the collaborative effort it takes to function as a shop but I told her I listen to Asmr and she looked around like I outed myself and she pulled her phone out and showed me her Asmr UA-cam playlist and number 14 on the list was your “Quite a strange haircut,” video.
Finding people who listen to asmr irl is so surprising like- this weekend my best friend was showing me the channels they’re subscribed to and some were asmr channels... allies
@@thebullybusters6220 you ever thought others might feel the same way and that’s why they might have a similar opinion ? Also why does it matter, it just a comment, you gonna sue them?
every time i’m watching an asmr vid and the asmrtist says “this video is sponsored by...” i always wonder if it’s gonna be raycon, vpn express or helix lol
I could take a whole video of my Celebrity Assistant giving me those positive affirmations; they're the perfect mix of funny, relaxing, and oddly genuinely comforting!
There’s something about the valley girl character that is soooo relaxing. I think that it’s because maybe my one of my favorite movies growing up was “Clueless” and this character gives off good Cher energy. Glad to see we’re getting another Christmas video with this character! 💖☺️
I would believe anything she told me like she could literally tell me I am a piece of cheese in the corner of a ladybugs cabinet and I would believe her with my entire heart
Ya'll, we like to pretend the Valley girl assistant isn't intelligent and super basic, but what if we're the ones she's dumbing everything down for. Like she explains everything in depth and helps us so much because we are incapable of anything without her. We're probably more Valley girl than she is.
She's hypercompetent, and doubtlessly very intelligent. She just wants to be our assistant, I don't know why. My guess is because we're adorably helpless.
Ugh, now I wanna see alpacas that live in the most luxurious circumstances possible 🥺 Do they wear silk pijamas? Are they wearing gold accessories? Do each one of them have flunky? I don’t know 🐱✨
I like the concept of the ineffective, increasingly embarrassed vampire. They start out suave and confident and gradually get more perplexed and frustrated. “This doesn’t normally happen, I swear.” “Sorry, can I bite your neck one more time? I think I know what the problem is now.”
I just love how these affirmations are unique. I'm getting tired of the same old normie stuff 😂 like, please tell me that I would be a good side character in the next Star Wars movie 😂😂
A whole asmr video dedicated to marbles, tapping, rolling them, holding them, dropping them. I just feel like marbles are so aesthetically pleasing and sound amazing too!
it's so sweet of Erin to upload this on christmas eve :'(( also the hair, the nails, the earrings, the ~ glow ~ ... could you BE any more enchanting???
I'm having a mental breakdown by the amount of projects our school has given us on top of the fact are finals are near. This calms me down sm 😭 Thank you💜
A list of the positive affirmations just because I'd like to have it written down: - we would be a lovely marble - we have the best zodiac sign - we could win a paper airplane contest no problem - we could command an army of frogs if the need arose - nothing would happen if we were bitten by a vampire or zombie because we have very strong blood - we could grow an excellent vegetable garden
"You could command an army of frogs, if the need ever arose, all frogs are on your side and would be willing to do your bidding, you have the allegiance of the frogs... just like... in general." Celebrity Assistant Erin - 12:24
I love to watch these roleplays in the evening when I have nothing to do, but often times I find myself falling asleep after like 10 minutes. They are just too soothing.
@@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 'and grow up whilst you're at it' . Projecting a lot, huh? =P No one cares that you're homophoebic. Stop feeling the need to let everyone know when it's not relevant.
Confession: I am now owner of those earrings after falling in love when she showed them in a different video. No regrets, they're just as gorgeous in person. They're from Vinty Jewelry if you're interested. 🙂
So I know I’m a dude and don’t actually get to wear hairpieces, but I was offended when she put away the Prada band. I liked it better for its simplicity! But ahh well, I’m still relaxed
@@beatrixlozach4840 Most of them already hated me bc I'm pan. Imagine how it is now, with both things... even those who could accept that I'm not straight hate that I'm not cis. At this point I don't know what to do
@@beatrixlozach4840 It does, believe it or not. You're not saying these things because you feel some sort of blood obligation or anything like that. You just felt you needed to say something to a sad stranger because you're kind. And that does mean a lot
I love your whisper where it's like, not actually a whisper it's just your mouth moving and making the letter sounds. It's my favorite :) hope you have a wonderful holidays and thank you for posting this today!!
Could you do a video where the assistant gets a new client which has low self-esteem and definetly isn’t used to get so much attention? That would definetly become my comfort video!
“you’re just built different”
you right you right
you are beautiful, happy holidays!
Merry Christmas
God loves you
👁️👄👁️
im a different breed im a different culture im a different man im a different everything you aint built like me you aint built for me you aint built all like me-
“you have really strong blood”
me, anemic: *crying* thank you so much-
Big W
LMAO MY CHRONIC HEMOLYTIC ANEMIA SAID:🥺
Meeeeeeee. This is me and my low on iron blood
@@aureums SAME
I adore your Chyuuya profile picture
"if you ever got bitten by a vampire or zombie, literally nothing would happen" sentences that make you burst into tears
erin i want to be a vampire please
@@cappucosmico the *sheer amount* of tumblr energy from these two comments
All i'm gonna say is yes
I felt like nothing would happen because if I become a zombie or a vampire I’d be the same as i am right now and that’s sad.
Vampires are dumb anyways. Not literally though, like zombies. Vampires are just rather overrated and not very distinct of a monster usually.
physically, i am at my home. mentally i am an alpaca living on a 200 acre farm in new zealand, getting massaged while listening to opera.
that does sound nice
God loves you
This doesn’t have enough likes for how funny it is lmao
Alpacas liking Opera makes more sense than Covid
M o o d
Wow...being called a pretty marble really did boost my confidence, thank you.
God loves you
i'd say you'd be a purple or a red marble and those are my favourite colours! 😌
@@eaniu awww💕
remember if you dont treat your girl right theres always a valley girl online who will tell her she’d be a pretty marble
Facts
*Confused screaming*
If I can't land the perfect girl, I know I still got the Valley Girl to reassure me about my frog army commanding skills
My boss told me I shouldn’t listen to music while I work because of the collaborative effort it takes to function as a shop but I told her I listen to Asmr and she looked around like I outed myself and she pulled her phone out and showed me her Asmr UA-cam playlist and number 14 on the list was your “Quite a strange haircut,” video.
that’s so cool
Ally!!
ASMR is lowkey more engagement than music but good for her
Underrated comment
Finding people who listen to asmr irl is so surprising like- this weekend my best friend was showing me the channels they’re subscribed to and some were asmr channels... allies
I've been wearing I'm Not Really A Waitress red nail polish for 15+ years, it is the exact best shade and now it's Erin-approved.
I recognized the color right away... it's my friend's favorite shade (and she used to be a waitress 😂)!
what that's a nail polish?!
That's the shade I picked the first time I got a manicure. It is the best!
I still remember years ago my mom getting that shade when we went to get manicures one time and she was laughing about the name for days.
Is there a specific joke behind the very specific name? Genuinely curious
"You could command an army of frogs, if the need arose."
2021: Is that a challenge?
Listen we've had ENOUGH of the Ten Plagues we had better not tempt whoever might be listening lmaooo
What she doesn’t know though, is that I already have an army of frogs... and their reckoning will be soon 🐸🐸🐸
Shhhhh don’t worry@@loominizer31, the end will be swift, they have been trained well 🐸
God loves you
calm down we don’t want to manifest anything now
Erin: makes a big deal over the alpaca wool blanket
Me: recognized that she got that blanket at Target and it’s hilarious
I love seeing all the things I see and want at Target end up in her videos HAHAH
Or Hobby Lobby... we're definitely in the same side of the country 🤣
Yesssss was gonna say
more ethical than wool.
God loves you
@@JamesJones-ft6bvokay I’m sorry but- more ethical than wool? Where do you think wool comes from?
I’m so glad my alpaca wool blankets are ethically sourced and the frogs are on my side😌
LMAO
Can we just shoutout frogs for being amazing
What lol 😂
Truly, the only way to exist
@@foserk7063 hell yeah
oh how i wish to be an alpaca in a 200 acre farm in New Zealand just to munch on food and get massaged while listening to opera
honestly? the dream
I just wanna visit this alpaca farm, bask in their presence.
F u you copied the other people
God loves you
@@thebullybusters6220 you ever thought others might feel the same way and that’s why they might have a similar opinion ? Also why does it matter, it just a comment, you gonna sue them?
every time i’m watching an asmr vid and the asmrtist says “this video is sponsored by...” i always wonder if it’s gonna be raycon, vpn express or helix lol
or honey!!
Or simple health! Jk it’s just Stephanie Soo that I know of. Also BUILT BAR.
or audible!!!
Or gfuel
the sneaky coldest water bottle too
“You have the allegiance of frogs” isn’t a phrase I ever thought I’d hear lol. Also the matter of fact “you’re just built different” 💀😭
She really knows her audience if she’s bringing frogs into this
This
𝐘𝐞𝐬, 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬
👀
When she said that "all frogs are on your side" I almost cried😅
I could take a whole video of my Celebrity Assistant giving me those positive affirmations; they're the perfect mix of funny, relaxing, and oddly genuinely comforting!
She has a vid of just valley girl affirmations, google it ☺️☺️
literally mesmerized by the lashes and eyeshadow, true makeup sorcery
Can we just appreciate how she's so efficient as an assistant? Like, if such a person existed in my life I'd die for them
There’s something about the valley girl character that is soooo relaxing. I think that it’s because maybe my one of my favorite movies growing up was “Clueless” and this character gives off good Cher energy. Glad to see we’re getting another Christmas video with this character! 💖☺️
I do not see enough comments talking about how beautiful her eye make up is
I would believe anything she told me like she could literally tell me I am a piece of cheese in the corner of a ladybugs cabinet and I would believe her with my entire heart
She could tell me that the sky is green and I would be like yes ma’am the greenest in the land
Ya'll, we like to pretend the Valley girl assistant isn't intelligent and super basic, but what if we're the ones she's dumbing everything down for. Like she explains everything in depth and helps us so much because we are incapable of anything without her. We're probably more Valley girl than she is.
That’s what I’ve been assuming since the beginning of this series 😬
I completely believe this 😂
I mean, apparently in this series we don’t understand fractions after having it explained to us like 30+ times so I think this is pretty accurate
She's hypercompetent, and doubtlessly very intelligent. She just wants to be our assistant, I don't know why. My guess is because we're adorably helpless.
maybe but im not a girl 😕
"you don't look nearly cozy enough. It's basically an emergency." Truth girl, truth.
If I drink the dream oil will I transcend into the astral realm?
Yea
i certainly wouldn't bet against it
Try it, I dare you good sir
I love your videos!
My like was like 111 so yes...?
Ugh, now I wanna see alpacas that live in the most luxurious circumstances possible 🥺
Do they wear silk pijamas? Are they wearing gold accessories? Do each one of them have flunky? I don’t know 🐱✨
Those alpacas live better than me (?
on special occasions they wear accessories in NZ so you’re close 🥰
@@rosiech2064 Wait do they really? 🥺
@@jona5398 yup!! It’s very cool 🥰
"Yay, affirmations! I wonder if these will be as good as usual."
You would make a very pretty marble.
"A new bar has been set."
Imagine Gibis Tatyana and Valley Girl collab, the SHEER capability and dependability. Think of what could be accomplished
YES
YES
OMG YES
YES
YES
The cool thing is that a group of frogs is literally called an army
oh my god I want a froggy army
Where does one obtain such an army? Asking for a friend, of course.
@Chandler Burse don’t forget a murder of crows! That’s my favourite
@Chandler Burse smack of jellyfish? I think that’s it idk
@Chandler Burse ooh yes there’s so many good ones! I also love ‘an unkindness of ravens’ and ‘a tower of giraffes’ :,)
Me: sees the 25 Threshold blanket I wanted from Target.
Moon: it’s made of a rare breed of free range Alpaca fur.
Erin rly doing it for the girls, gays and theys with the frog army positive affirmation
the frogs rule.
As a straight dude I love frogs too, mostly cause they’re mostly mouth but with just enough sticky legs to hurl their chompers at food
@@abbadon2929 I am so happy to hear this
@@abbadon2929 yes.
@@abbadon2929 this is what I needed today
She has the valley girl acting down.
I'd still love her to be my assistant.
🎄 *Merry Christmas everyone!* 🎅
Lol yes, she does! I always come back. 🥺Merry X-mas 🌲
Merry christmas!
Simp.
i thought she was going to say marble statue ... no a MARBLE lmao
W
I like the concept of the ineffective, increasingly embarrassed vampire. They start out suave and confident and gradually get more perplexed and frustrated. “This doesn’t normally happen, I swear.” “Sorry, can I bite your neck one more time? I think I know what the problem is now.”
the world could use an full-length asmr video with JUST strange positive affirmations from this same character-literally would kill for that 😳
I just love how these affirmations are unique. I'm getting tired of the same old normie stuff 😂 like, please tell me that I would be a good side character in the next Star Wars movie 😂😂
It's up!
Plot twist she's just an incredibly talented babysitter
That’s kinda what celebrity assistants are tbh 😂
Add to your plot twist, she's baby sitting Eloise
Everyone else: enjoying the video
Me: *staring at the candle that’s going bonkers in the background* 👁👄👁
It’s really vibing
I laughed
Its learning to twerk😌
I can’t look away from it.
snazzy
petition for asmr quite a strange christmas gifts exchange
Yes!!!!!!!
omg yes!!!
PLEASE
She’s back AND she brought our super important, completely legit, necessary, affirmations. What a queen. 🤍
"alexander mcqueen"
my brain: kAChoW
This is severely underrated I love it sm
SAME. Every time I hear Alexander McQueen or Steven McQueen.
@@rpsarvis3433 not jeremy gilbert ahjskjgahj
@@jadefeu9150 ty!!
Saaaaame! I thought I was the only one lol
A whole asmr video dedicated to marbles, tapping, rolling them, holding them, dropping them. I just feel like marbles are so aesthetically pleasing and sound amazing too!
A mancala asmr
Now that I have the allegience of the frogs my plans can move into "Phase 2".....*Evil cackling intensifies*
@@loominizer31 They expect that you fool.....It's Christmas, you take over the *Sock* market
@ALICE CHAU indeed my child
@@ReallyTwistedHumor XD BAHHAHHAHAHAHAH
Erin: do you want to do your positive affirmations now?
me: nodding and crying a little
it's so sweet of Erin to upload this on christmas eve :'(( also the hair, the nails, the earrings, the ~ glow ~ ... could you BE any more enchanting???
These positive affirmations are genuinely hilarious and wonderful. They made me crack a huge smile!
I'm having a mental breakdown by the amount of projects our school has given us on top of the fact are finals are near.
This calms me down sm 😭 Thank you💜
Good Luck for your finals ❤
@@georgiarose6189 tysm 🥺💜
I hope you do well on your projects and finals! I know it's an extremely tough time but you can totally do it!✨💛
good luck on your finals!! I hope you get to take a break for the holidays :D
@@biancadaria7111 thank you for the support😭💜
A list of the positive affirmations just because I'd like to have it written down:
- we would be a lovely marble
- we have the best zodiac sign
- we could win a paper airplane contest no problem
- we could command an army of frogs if the need arose
- nothing would happen if we were bitten by a vampire or zombie because we have very strong blood
- we could grow an excellent vegetable garden
I would watch a whole video of the valley girl saying words like "perfect" where she separates the c and t 😍
Helix is tingly!!
"hi gorgeous"
me at 4am having a breakdown in my bed: o h
Oh no I hope I don’t fall......
Erin: uploads video
🪂🪂🪂🪂🪂🪂🪂
learning that i have the ability to completely embarrass a vampire is something i didn’t know i needed 😌
Just woke up but I guess I’m going back!🤪🤪
Impossible
😆
Its 16:00 here. Guess its time for a early nap🙈
“You have the allegiance of the frogs” made me unexpectedly happy
*wakes up*
*Erin posts*
“Ah shid, here we go again.”
All you had to do was follow the damn train, KJ.
😂😂 yeah
@@oxymoron02 Lmao
"You could command an army of frogs, if the need ever arose, all frogs are on your side and would be willing to do your bidding, you have the allegiance of the frogs... just like... in general." Celebrity Assistant Erin - 12:24
Erin: you don’t look near comfy enough
Me under my four blankets with sweatpants and fuzzy socks👁👄👁 “you know I think your right”
istg this woman’s hair gets more majestic with each video
It's just past midnight here in Korea. I'm so happy that the video came up before I went to sleep. Thank you and Merry Christmas!🎅🎅🎅
I love to watch these roleplays in the evening when I have nothing to do, but often times I find myself falling asleep after like 10 minutes. They are just too soothing.
erin: new assistant roleplay
me: *gay panic*
@@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 well me and 34 other people care, but ok. it’s just a UA-cam comment, why are you mad lmfao
Me and 35 other people care
@@nadiakobek453
Search up the word hyperbole, and grow up whilst you're at it.
@@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 'and grow up whilst you're at it' . Projecting a lot, huh? =P No one cares that you're homophoebic. Stop feeling the need to let everyone know when it's not relevant.
@@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 For someone who says no one cares, you seem to care and awful lot about this... pretty sus lol.
Those earrings tho. JUST LOOK AT HOW GORGEOUS THEY ARE, I CANT EVEN-
Confession: I am now owner of those earrings after falling in love when she showed them in a different video. No regrets, they're just as gorgeous in person. They're from Vinty Jewelry if you're interested. 🙂
@@alanak.7539
Oh wow thank you!
@@alanak.7539 and Thats what i was searching the comments for! Thank you
Thank you for asking where her earings come from, i was wondering the same thing!!
@@hettar7 Oh, awesome, you're welcome! 😊 They are definitely worth having.
Valley girl has to be the most hilarious human on the planet. I don't know how Erin comes up with these stories 😂😂
Who else thought the alpaca pampering was so cute you cried tears of joy at an alpaca being spoiled? (They’re so sweet and shy. 🥺)
Fgsvwkithsbtskyb
that first “hi gorgeous~” thoooooo
It don’t matter if you straight, we all love valley girl.
Cecilia Bartoli is flown in bi-weekly to serenade llamas!?!? I was getting all relaxed and then I heard that a just exploded with laughter.
Hearing valley girl say my name “Cecilia” is really just the best Christmas gift I could’ve ever gotten.
If I don’t go to sleep with my ethically sourced alpaca wool blankets and the knowledge the frogs are on my side then what is the POINT
Exactly!!
Best christmas gift : the comeback of the valley girl😍
i think “you would be a pretty marble” is the best compliment i’ve ever received
So I know I’m a dude and don’t actually get to wear hairpieces, but I was offended when she put away the Prada band. I liked it better for its simplicity! But ahh well, I’m still relaxed
BAHAHAHA love you dude
EXCUSE YOU YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY WEAR THE HAIR PIECE
@@okkotsucounts YESSSS
if you wanna wear the hairpiece then wear and slay in it
Hahahahah
"Everyone knows your zodiac sign is the best"
Me, a virgo: you know what I might just doubt that one
Relatable
Nah man. Virgang is the best 100%
Me; a Libra: idk I've been told im crazy af
Me, a Capricorn: "You're damn right we are the best!"
Me, a scorpio: and i oop-
OUR QUEEN IS BACK!!! I LOVE THESE ROLEPLAYS SO MUCH!! 🤗
"you're looking a little down, are you alright, darling?"
well, i mean, we haven't gone on a date yet so...yeah pretty much
I love your username lol 😂
yes yes i feel this
painful
“all frogs are on your side” thank you i really needed to hear that ❤️
“What do you do?”
“Massage rich alpacas till the day they die”
moon: everyone wishes they had your zodiac sign
me, a leo: i know 💅💅
We looove to see it ~ a fellow Leo 😂💅🏻
"You're just built different"
Me, who's transgender: I'm absolutely not sobbing into my pillow and wishing my family just said something like that
That sucks :((. I'm here for you, really, I am. If you ever need to chat, just let me know.
@@macerino9306 That's very kind of you 💖 thank you
@@beatrixlozach4840 Most of them already hated me bc I'm pan. Imagine how it is now, with both things... even those who could accept that I'm not straight hate that I'm not cis. At this point I don't know what to do
@@beatrixlozach4840 It does, believe it or not. You're not saying these things because you feel some sort of blood obligation or anything like that. You just felt you needed to say something to a sad stranger because you're kind. And that does mean a lot
As a fellow trans person, I feel your pain :,) I’m not out to my family yet, but I can imagine how that must feel, and I’m sorry
If only our assistant knew how much of a crush we have on her 🥺
I SAW THIS AND LITERALLY WENT “YESSSSSSSS THE VALLEY GIRL IS BACK”
Its officially Christmas here, so Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from South Africa🇿🇦
"Everyone loves your zodiac sign"
**blinks in sagittarius**
At least you aren’t a Gemini 🤠
@@Lilly-dw5eb I was going to say that lmaooo or Scorpio
Ö
I’m a Capricorn:>
Blinks in emotionless workaholic who only cares about work and success
well
i am a Gemini c:
*cries in cancer
😂😭
I was just looking for a video like this! Just pulled an all nighter and I think it’s time to sleep lol
I am impressed at the amount of research Erin did on alpacas for this video. The attention to detail is stellar.
Celebrity Assistant is the best ASMR character of all the ASMR characters.
THE MAKEUUUUUP erin how do you NAIL it so consistently?? the skill?? you're on another leve.
Do we want to talk about how effortless this woman changes looks? I'm very impressed.
Honestly, the Valley Girl positive affirmations are my favorite. Love you!
“You would be such a pretty marble”
Why is that such a good compliment?! 😅
As of watching this video, i am currently (unintentionally) wearing that exact same 'i'm not really a waitress' OPI shade.
Iconic
I love your whisper where it's like, not actually a whisper it's just your mouth moving and making the letter sounds. It's my favorite :) hope you have a wonderful holidays and thank you for posting this today!!
Could you do a video where the assistant gets a new client which has low self-esteem and definetly isn’t used to get so much attention? That would definetly become my comfort video!
I love how your quirky personality shines through with the “affirmations”. 🥰
I own 42 suri alpacas and the fact that you brought up the two breeds brought so much joy to my soul!!💕
why do i imagine that the person she’s speaking to looks exactly like her
Hahaha that's hilarious
Self love lol
I stopped listening to phoebe bridgers when I got the notification for this that's how much I love you
Okay wow mood
I have emotional motion sickness...
@@briant392 SOMEBODY ROLL THE WINDOWS DOWN
Erin: this blanket is made of alpaca fur.
Me whos favorite animal is an alpacas: Y E S
"Your zodiac sign is the best. Everyone is jealous of your sign, it's just the best"
I'm a leo, so like... I know.
She has an amazing sense of style
“your zodiac sign is the best”
VALLEY GIRL ASSISTANT SAID SAGITTARIUS SUPREMACY
Omg im a sag too
Hell yeah, found my people
YEEESSS
Faccccccts
Scorpio*
🤣 Affirmations are perfect and hilarious! Feeling pampered, tingles and naps every time. Love these Celeb Assistant asmr videos - thank you 💕
I just love the affirmations. I wish she’d make a video just about weird oddly specific affirmations.