LGBTQ citizens already have a specific qualifying refugee status if they flee to Canada. I think it has it's own department dedicated to managing it too. It's sad really.
It is a massive privilege to have dual citizenship. I just spent another 7 years in France. Came back to Texas in October to reassess my life and next 5-year plan…. On Nov. 6 I bought my ticket back to Europe. America made its choice. And I’ve made mine. Waiting for the pendulum swing when reason and love and Dems have all coalesced into a new unit. Like in 2008 and 2012. ❤
I'm not sure we're going to make it back so easily this time. Trump's first term had some sane people around him, and some of the guardrails turned out to be essential! But now, he has nothing but freaks and christo-fascists who are up for anything, and any cruelty (including forced pregnancies and forced birthing -- they really want more babies!!). And I doubt they are going to hold an election in 4 years and say "Well, looks like we lost. Okey dokey, we'll leave now and let the winners take over." hahahaha that's not happening. We are in for a looooong haul.
I also left. I'm looking for a country that will give me citizenship so I can axe my current passport and no longer be forced to announce that I'm american.
Can I just say that the daily show brings such joy in such a dark and disturbing time in America. The daily show will carry me through the next four years to bring sanity in my life and joy. Thank you, John Stewart and your marvelous brilliant team of comedians. You guys are the best. Thank you.
Agree 💯!!! I hope our exhaustion from trying to live through Trump's antics and speeches doesn't overtake us or this superb group of folks. Also, praying it's only 4 years 😖
@@lisawilcox8707 Trump has said he will arrest people that criticize him. Do you really think the late night comedians are going to be able to continue to do that? You have to think that Trump admires Putin and dictatorships and think “could that show be aired in Russia? “. Trump is turning the USA into Russia 2.0. I doubt there will be comedians allowed to criticize him.
I love the Daily, but I can't take another 4 years of constantly hearing about and seeing trump. I'll be tuning out of nightly comedy and political news altogether.
I mean his policies are going to f up the rest of the world too, maybe even worse than the US. We have every right to be upset that Americans s the bed again.
@@JazEyeball Bumi Putra itu sebenar nya bukan orang asli Malaysia. Saya orang asli Amerika Navajo. Primary sekolah di Singapore kerana itu saya paham bahasa melayu.
Putin is trying to destroy us from within. Trump invited him. Don't give up on the resistance. We're not going anywhere. Praying we have enough strength and patriotism like our friends the Ukrainian have.
This is so real.He's making a joke about it, but it's real.I have considered moving out.I'll come back if it's safe but yes , I wanna get my family out of this place now.
Join my club please. I'm going to start seriously looking into it! After I read that Vance is their Trojan horse once Trump is gone very quickly, Vance and many others will be waiting in the wings. How scary 😮
Can you name one non-celebrity that's actually left due to not liking the President? Me neither. This is the hollowest threat ever. But even if it were true... have a great life! Zero pressure to stay.
@hebronbandchaperone I left with my fam in 2019 and it was the best decision I ever made. So glad to leave your sh*thole of a country, never looking back
@@kristinamooney447malaysia will make sure you have zero say and it is less open minded than the US. Please go back to malaysia and tell your silly jokes to the malays. They will knock on your door the next day and suddenly you will realise that trump is too nice to you , mr cheng the chinese boy. The malays are the big boss of malaysia .
I wasn't able to watch ANY thing after the results of this disaster. I refuse to plunge into depression like I did in 2016. Thank you for being the first thing I watched... and you made me smile.
You’re not alone. Many of us on IG and Threads where you’re able to write what you want and not have it deleted like here. Lots of camaraderie and kindness. Wishing you the very best.💗
Love you Ronny! Please don't leave!!! Though to be fair, I am considering roaming for the next 4 years. I renewed my passport in February, so it'll be very easy to peace out for a while.
Germany has introduced dual citizenship recently (early 2024). If you are of German heritage not too far back it is fairly easy to get your German citizenship back without rescinding your American citizenship if you wish to retain it. We desperately need well trained, young families who wish to restart their lives here. Our birth rates are too low. Yeah, yeah, we've all heard about the high tax rates of 45%. Which is true only for the top earners. Anyone of average to even a higher income pays 'taxes' which includes a very low healthcare insurance of around 35%. And yepp, health insurance in Germany covers virtually everything in any medical related costs. The only co-pays are 1) 10€ per prescription drug if a specific brand, otherwise 5€ 2) 10€ per day in hospital for your food, capped at 280€ per _year_ 3) optical support is capped at the lowest lenses and frames for glasses. Everything else needs to be paid privately. 4) dental: basic reconstruction of damaged teeth by the lowest cost materials. Again superior choices need to be paid privately. That's it. Go to any doctor of your choice, swipe your card, and you're done. The insurance companies *can't* deny coverage. Nor can they deny your acceptance on pre-existing conditions. Mandatory 20 days of PTO per year, for part time employees, which is enforced by law. On top a varying number of paid public holidays between 10-14 days depending on the state. Unlimited sick days, all paid. Paid parental leave of 52 weeks, plus 4 weeks maternal leave before birth and 8 weeks after birth. A mandatory day care spot in your vicinity. Child money support per month per child from the government to the parents. Employees protections: you can't be fired for being sick. You can't be fired for being unavailable after work hours. Overtime _has_ to be paid *and* has to be limited to a very short time, otherwise you not only should refuse it but also report it to your Betriebsrat/employees' council which every company with more than six employees has to allow. Crime rates are very low. Lgbtq+ community is supported and accepted. Education is basically free for _anyone_, including foreign citizens right up to and including university. The only coverage in university are the admin fees per semester varying between 100€ to 300€. Which includes your public transportation system semester ticket. Grocery costs are on average between 10-25% lower than in the States, with a much higher emphasis on lower to no additives, as well as organic produce. Some exotic fruits and veggies may be a bit more expensive, agreed, but not outrageously so. Just to do a little sales pitch for Germany.😊 We welcome you.
@@muradlekov3679 I'm disabled, but the orange dictator is going to take away my healthcare anyway. My health started to actually improve thanks to the Affordable Care Act. Being able to see a doctor, being able to afford my prescriptions. Do you really think he's going to preserve it? He stated several times that he'd get rid of it.
@@muradlekov3679 individuals like you are why Trump loves the uneducated. What part of ‘no Affordable Medicare’ don’t you get? Old people are going to die en masse of starvation and sickness due to no SS or medical aid, but perhaps you don’t think that’s an issue.
Yeah, im Norwegian and I'm just shocked and sad. But as others say here, the daily news actually gives me hope and pleasure in this unbelievable era, so i gotta say thanks to Jon Stewart and the whole crew. You are all amazing 🙏💙 Im very excited about the future of your country but also for the whole world. Best wishes from Bergen, Norway 🤠🐕🫶💯
@@kim-jrgenarnetvedt811 Torsen takk! Jeg har ikke norsk arv, folket mit var Polsk og Gresk 😅 Jeg må komme meg til nivå B2 for å bestå testen og immigrere. Norsk er lett å lese, vanskelig å snakke lol 🙈🙊
I would love to escape to your country. There is peace and reason there. Im trying to find the best option if I can even venture to stay at Norway 🇳🇴 😢
Would you believe Canada is already working on it's response to Trump's promise to launch mass deportations, and the likely increase in asylum-seeking that will occur as a result of his presidency? 😭 I know there's been this weird sentiment from some lately that Canada takes in _too_ many migrants, and those numbers need to be curved, etc. etc - the pressure from that group will probably factor into how this is handled to some degree... but last time Trump was president, asylum laws were, in fact, changed to account for the situation in the U.S, and to better help people who were coming from there. Not saying that claiming asylum is easy or even necessarily what you want to do - but if you _are_ in danger... I think that's being taken into account here.
I moved to Europe when he won the first time. I guess I thought ahead of time. The true colors of must Americans back then really scared me, I couldn't stay back then in such divided country covered by hate.
@bonniejosavland3227 I know I'm so sorry. We looked at Valencia years ago but the weather drove us away. We decided Northern Spain instead and we love it. Asturias to be exact. It doesn't rain as much as they say. It's extremely green, it's beautiful, quiet and if we feel like going to a city, we just jump in a train. We are from cities, no more. No crowds, no traffic, it's paradise.
I'm scared❗️Trump said on July 26th that "In 4 years, you [Christians] don't have to vote again ." "... It'll be fixed, it'll be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians."
He's so incompetent that we can hope he's talking, as usual, out of his a or that he can't follow through. Maybe it will be like the wall that Mexico was going to pay for.
I am not American, but i have been very depressed by the election result. I despised trump since his first term. But i am hoping something will happen miraculously🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
We have been hoping for this for a long time. Right now even if something does happen to Trump and he can’t be president, then JD Vance will still be president and he is just as bad. Maybe worse, he is even crazier than Trump, but he sounds “normal,” when he speaks unlike Trump, which actually makes him more dangerous in many ways.
My baby sister is an elementary school teacher in Philly. The day after election day, a student of hers from Haiti , couldn't't stop crying all day.Terrified her beloved Uncle will be deported. The mood at school all day was bleak and angry. My Sister is a cool cucumber type personality. But that day she ran to the bathroom and THREW UP. Trauma ☹️
@elisaabolafia9542 oh, bless her heart! I'm praying for us all! 🙏 There is alot of resistance and growing. The lawsuits are already starting but I pray that our military or law agency will stop this or find election fraud.
G-S-D my greatest fear that trump will never leave office. He setting it up that he will be the President Dictator for life. He owns all branches of government now we are doomed.
@@fdnydan35Probably that Trump appears to want to become a dictator. One of the first things dictators do is changing laws in such a way they can stay in power without any time limits and for people they favour taking over the position once they die. Trump might not leave office after four years and someone like his son might take the office after him without the general public getting a say in this.
That's true He will get further entrenched in the next four years. Like a tick. Thanks to his magats. He led an insurrection the first time. Why wasn't he arrested then? Secret service should taken him to the rioters. 😮
Hey, thank you for the laughter. Thank you for making me smile. I didn’t vote for Trump but just like a lot of us. We’re in the backseat now we’re going for a ride. Just keep us laughing much love.❤
My wife and I are in the process of moving to Malaysia. The election wasn’t our original motivation, but it turned into a happy coincidence. kami akan berpindah ke Malaysia
You're going to LOVE the food here 😊 (Malaysian here who has lived abroad four times and wouldn't leave my country because the food is just awesome.) Don't let our insane traffic discourage you. Once us Malaysians are out of our cars we're pretty nice people 😊😊
And then you had to deal with religion rules, no freedom of speech, questionable human rights, racist constitution, etc. Msia also supports h4m4s and Russia for some reason.
If the comics can call it Fascism, then way doesn’t your actual news report that this it exactly what is happening?! Dt conned the majority, apparently. Sending peace to all that didn’t vote for Dt. The world is greatly concerned for you.
@@stevieblunder2656someone once said that you should always take into account what political comedy and satire say when you’re not sure if you can trust the newspapers (that was quite some time ago).
Muchas gracias jovenes. Yo pensé que nunca más IVA a volver a sonreír. Pero con este video inspirador me di cuenta que todavía me quedan deseos de seguir adelante con su buen humor a pesar de los tiempos que se avecinan ❤😢😮
The work visa depends on your education and language skills in many countries. And I wouldn’t try to move somewhere without knowing the local language at least enough to get by as a tourist in non-touristy areas.
I hate to see & hear all my fellow American brothers and sisters be depressed. The morning of when I heard the news, I was not too surprised but I was flabbergasted when I seen the visual of America and how many voted red. I’m choosing not to let it bring me down. Because another party won, doesn’t make us losers. What’s right is still right and what’s wrong is still wrong. I know so many of us feel defeated and loss of hope. I know that we all need time to allow our feelings and thoughts to process and I’m being patient & respectable of the validity of others feelings. I just envision & believe that once we’ve all crawled out of that, we will become stronger, more resilient, bonded, determined and passionate about what we believe in. I look at it like this. Four years. We have 4 years to do our due diligence and research & educate ourselves on the facts of what’s really going on in the country. 4 years to state our cases. 4 years to hold those in authority accountable for their actions. 4 years to strengthen our political stance. 4 years to analyze, strategize, organize & mobilize. 4 years, it will be and not one day more that the president elect will serve his 2nd and LAST term. I also full heartedly agree with those thinking & planning to reside outside of the country during the next presidential term. I’m a pretty well traveled person and there’s so much to explore outside the US and our mental health matters. Don’t allow the defeat to destroy you. Talk about it with others and keep supporting one another.
@self.destructr the Irish one is not about living in Ireland, it's about living in all the places that it will let you, its the only eu one that also let's you live in the uk without paperwork, due to the situation there or any eu nation and a fair few others.
Saddest Thing IS... He's Planning To Never Leave Office And If He TRULY Is 'The Chosen One'...He Could Live Forever (With A Spirit Transfer To JD's Body)‼️
@B.Ies_T.Nduhey YES, Try Having A Sibling Trumper Tell Your Family That Donald Is 'The Chosen One'...And That Was A Few Years Ago. Pressuring Our Mother To Watch This Movie. Disgusting 🤢
@@B.Ies_T.Nduhey hence the sarcasm. Yes, he’s planning on installing himself as a permanent President, JD will simply wait until the relevant laws have passed.
Proud as Malaysian our Passport is 10th most powerful passport in the world which means we can visit more than 190 countries without applying for any Visa. 👍
@@jennyh4025 Mmh I would not say that out loud, you will be scolded. Here in Sweden we are part of EU, but Europe is below Denmark. But yes I know some people mash us Nordics in with Continental Europe.
Welp as an Indigenous American (who voted for Kamala), I have never in my life thought about leaving MY ancestral land… until this week. Anyone who can leave, should. It’s going to get very very bad here. If you’re not a straight cis white man anyways.
'When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag carrying a cross'
Sinclair Lewis 1935
It won't be wen trumps in office
@@ebudae So the quote was “when” not “if”? Interesting…
Probably, because they are all blasters fake Christians, who know nothing about religion. For them is superstition, and their cult is their party.
@@copycat21c Fascism always comes when capitalism is in crisis.
@@claudiabcarvalhocapitalism and fascism are cousins!
I wonder how long until Americans will qualify for refugee status in other countries
Never. We reap what we sow
Most likely soon, depending on what happens with deportations. If Trump deports legal immigrants, Canada might end up with an influx of "refugees"
Idk but can I cross into my Blue Neighbor state??
not long..im gettin updated b4 we cant..
LGBTQ citizens already have a specific qualifying refugee status if they flee to Canada. I think it has it's own department dedicated to managing it too. It's sad really.
It is a massive privilege to have dual citizenship. I just spent another 7 years in France. Came back to Texas in October to reassess my life and next 5-year plan…. On Nov. 6 I bought my ticket back to Europe. America made its choice. And I’ve made mine. Waiting for the pendulum swing when reason and love and Dems have all coalesced into a new unit. Like in 2008 and 2012. ❤
I'm not sure we're going to make it back so easily this time. Trump's first term had some sane people around him, and some of the guardrails turned out to be essential! But now, he has nothing but freaks and christo-fascists who are up for anything, and any cruelty (including forced pregnancies and forced birthing -- they really want more babies!!). And I doubt they are going to hold an election in 4 years and say "Well, looks like we lost. Okey dokey, we'll leave now and let the winners take over." hahahaha that's not happening. We are in for a looooong haul.
Lucky ...pray for the rest of us.
It won’t swing in your lifetime. We are still heading toward fascism. We haven’t reached full steam yet. I wish I could go.
So lucky... I don't know the fk im getting out of here
I also left. I'm looking for a country that will give me citizenship so I can axe my current passport and no longer be forced to announce that I'm american.
All those dual citizens out there be lucky!
Want me to help you pack?
@@UberOwl
Want me to help you pack?
Facts lol
@@UberOwl if you did it would just be a suitcase filled with Kool Aid and your father's disappointment since that's all you know.
@@UberOwl Are you mentally capable of packing?
Can I just say that the daily show brings such joy in such a dark and disturbing time in America. The daily show will carry me through the next four years to bring sanity in my life and joy. Thank you, John Stewart and your marvelous brilliant team of comedians. You guys are the best. Thank you.
I feel the same
Very optimistic to believe it's only going to be four years. Fascism doesn't usually work like that.
Agree 💯!!! I hope our exhaustion from trying to live through Trump's antics and speeches doesn't overtake us or this superb group of folks. Also, praying it's only 4 years 😖
@@lisawilcox8707
Trump has said he will arrest people that criticize him. Do you really think the late night comedians are going to be able to continue to do that?
You have to think that Trump admires Putin and dictatorships and think “could that show be aired in Russia? “. Trump is turning the USA into Russia 2.0. I doubt there will be comedians allowed to criticize him.
I love the Daily, but I can't take another 4 years of constantly hearing about and seeing trump. I'll be tuning out of nightly comedy and political news altogether.
I am not even American
But I am really upset.
@@jodinacordova2833 thx for caring.
I am sorry. Thanks for caring.
I mean his policies are going to f up the rest of the world too, maybe even worse than the US. We have every right to be upset that Americans s the bed again.
So you must be from Iran, China or Russia?
Me too. From the Philippines 🇵🇭
Welcome home my grandson, we missed you at home in Malaysia.
Selamat balik kampung!
Di Malaysia pun susah sebab ada bumi putra punya undang2.
@@JazEyeball
Bumi Putra itu sebenar nya bukan orang asli Malaysia. Saya orang asli Amerika Navajo. Primary sekolah di Singapore kerana itu saya paham bahasa melayu.
@@JazEyeball
Di Amerika tidak banyak orang melayu. Mereka suka di UK.
@@JazEyeball
Alamak ini account UA-cam anda umor nya baru 1 bulan. Troll aja anda itu.
@@mysticcove3392 kalu bodoh duduk diam2 ...malay sia ?malay land...
I'm in Germany in shock. I'm not returning to the States as long as that orange criminal is President! And I'm serious !
We don’t blame you.
Me too & I'm American in UK!
Putin is trying to destroy us from within. Trump invited him. Don't give up on the resistance. We're not going anywhere. Praying we have enough strength and patriotism like our friends the Ukrainian have.
I’m a German living in America - never wanted to go back more!
Then come back. @@mk4881
This is so real.He's making a joke about it, but it's real.I have considered moving out.I'll come back if it's safe but yes , I wanna get my family out of this place now.
Join my club please. I'm going to start seriously looking into it! After I read that Vance is their Trojan horse once Trump is gone very quickly, Vance and many others will be waiting in the wings. How scary 😮
Same
Can you name one non-celebrity that's actually left due to not liking the President? Me neither.
This is the hollowest threat ever. But even if it were true... have a great life! Zero pressure to stay.
😂 bye
@hebronbandchaperone I left with my fam in 2019 and it was the best decision I ever made. So glad to leave your sh*thole of a country, never looking back
This is the only solid plan!
Please leave
Bless those that are able to leave, much love and blessings to those forced to stay.
Thoughts and Prayers...
@@kristinamooney447malaysia will make sure you have zero say and it is less open minded than the US.
Please go back to malaysia and tell your silly jokes to the malays. They will knock on your door the next day and suddenly you will realise that trump is too nice to you , mr cheng the chinese boy.
The malays are the big boss of malaysia .
I wasn't able to watch ANY thing after the results of this disaster. I refuse to plunge into depression like I did in 2016.
Thank you for being the first thing I watched... and you made me smile.
This is my first venture out from under the bed since Tuesday. I did indeed smile. I’m going back to my non-screen existence now. Have a safe day. ❤
Lol you people got mental health crisis
You’re not alone. Many of us on IG and Threads where you’re able to write what you want and not have it deleted like here. Lots of camaraderie and kindness. Wishing you the very best.💗
Ditto
@@samarthjain Can you see my comment above? Wondering if it’s been deleted. Thanks!
You guys are 2 of the funniest people around. Love you. Thanks for the laughs.
I want a Malaysia passport. How do I get one? LOL ❤️
Love you Ronny! Please don't leave!!! Though to be fair, I am considering roaming for the next 4 years. I renewed my passport in February, so it'll be very easy to peace out for a while.
I love this. I moved during the first term, and now I know I won't return.
Same here. Best decision I ever made
Come to Australia…Trump doesn’t know where Australia is!
😂
@@peterlawrence738 LOL!
@peterlawrence738 - give him a sharpie... he'll draw it in
LOVE THIS COMMENT! Sad, but definitely true. Tragic he will be our President again! 😢
Idk, he might find it with a sharpie.
I'm in Canada and I want to move as far away from the pending dumpster fire as I can 😩
Facts
Trumpster fire
You’re living in a dumpster fire already.
I wish Canada was an option for me. I've got family up there, but I can't bring myself to drag them into this.
Is it difficult to move there from here?
Germany has introduced dual citizenship recently (early 2024).
If you are of German heritage not too far back it is fairly easy to get your German citizenship back without rescinding your American citizenship if you wish to retain it.
We desperately need well trained, young families who wish to restart their lives here. Our birth rates are too low. Yeah, yeah, we've all heard about the high tax rates of 45%.
Which is true only for the top earners. Anyone of average to even a higher income pays 'taxes' which includes a very low healthcare insurance of around 35%. And yepp, health insurance in Germany covers virtually everything in any medical related costs. The only co-pays are
1) 10€ per prescription drug if a specific brand, otherwise 5€
2) 10€ per day in hospital for your food, capped at 280€ per _year_
3) optical support is capped at the lowest lenses and frames for glasses. Everything else needs to be paid privately.
4) dental: basic reconstruction of damaged teeth by the lowest cost materials. Again superior choices need to be paid privately.
That's it. Go to any doctor of your choice, swipe your card, and you're done. The insurance companies *can't* deny coverage. Nor can they deny your acceptance on pre-existing conditions.
Mandatory 20 days of PTO per year, for part time employees, which is enforced by law.
On top a varying number of paid public holidays between 10-14 days depending on the state.
Unlimited sick days, all paid.
Paid parental leave of 52 weeks, plus 4 weeks maternal leave before birth and 8 weeks after birth.
A mandatory day care spot in your vicinity.
Child money support per month per child from the government to the parents.
Employees protections: you can't be fired for being sick.
You can't be fired for being unavailable after work hours.
Overtime _has_ to be paid *and* has to be limited to a very short time, otherwise you not only should refuse it but also report it to your Betriebsrat/employees' council which every company with more than six employees has to allow.
Crime rates are very low.
Lgbtq+ community is supported and accepted.
Education is basically free for _anyone_, including foreign citizens right up to and including university. The only coverage in university are the admin fees per semester varying between 100€ to 300€. Which includes your public transportation system semester ticket.
Grocery costs are on average between 10-25% lower than in the States, with a much higher emphasis on lower to no additives, as well as organic produce. Some exotic fruits and veggies may be a bit more expensive, agreed, but not outrageously so.
Just to do a little sales pitch for Germany.😊
We welcome you.
Thank you me and my girlfriend are planning to move there when we get the chance.
I lived in Germany in 1976-79. I loved the country and the people. I would love to live there again.
Basically you're right, but this IS a little bit on the glossy side 😆
Not in general, though...
@@mariegeorge8865Nice of you, do come back!! Even if things have gone a bit more difficult lately, you might still enjoy it.
I wish I could leave the country, but I have two elderly parents and we don't have dual citizenship and aren't rich. I feel so trapped.
Same
Why would you leave? What's expecting you in the trap?
❤🙏🫶💪
@@muradlekov3679 I'm disabled, but the orange dictator is going to take away my healthcare anyway. My health started to actually improve thanks to the Affordable Care Act. Being able to see a doctor, being able to afford my prescriptions. Do you really think he's going to preserve it? He stated several times that he'd get rid of it.
@@muradlekov3679 individuals like you are why Trump loves the uneducated. What part of ‘no Affordable Medicare’ don’t you get? Old people are going to die en masse of starvation and sickness due to no SS or medical aid, but perhaps you don’t think that’s an issue.
This never gets old no matter how many times I listen to it.
I think it's my 11th time I watch this and I've watched Ronny's 10-minute video right after Trump won the vote like 6 times
Yeah, im Norwegian and I'm just shocked and sad.
But as others say here, the daily news actually gives me hope and pleasure in this unbelievable era, so i gotta say thanks to Jon Stewart and the whole crew. You are all amazing 🙏💙
Im very excited about the future of your country but also for the whole world.
Best wishes from Bergen,
Norway 🤠🐕🫶💯
Takk. Jeg jobber med norsken min så jeg kan immigrere. Dette er ikke mitt første eller andre valg for livet mitt.

@@MsJMHSså hyggelig ! jeg skal hjelpe deg det jeg kan. Har du norske røtter, og hvor bor du nå?
@@kim-jrgenarnetvedt811 Torsen takk! Jeg har ikke norsk arv, folket mit var Polsk og Gresk 😅
Jeg må komme meg til nivå B2 for å bestå testen og immigrere.
Norsk er lett å lese, vanskelig å snakke lol 🙈🙊
@@MsJMHS du skriver ihvertfall prikkfritt. Imponerende 💯 hvor bor du nå da?
I would love to escape to your country. There is peace and reason there. Im trying to find the best option if I can even venture to stay at Norway 🇳🇴 😢
Ronnie is the best....freakin hilarious 😂😂
I’m thinking of declaring political asylum in Canada 🍁
we just shored up immigration we're not taking applications.
Unless you’re actively hunted by your own government, that might be difficult (at least in most countries I know).
That'd work for texans. Fact.@jennyh4025
Welcome
Would you believe Canada is already working on it's response to Trump's promise to launch mass deportations, and the likely increase in asylum-seeking that will occur as a result of his presidency? 😭
I know there's been this weird sentiment from some lately that Canada takes in _too_ many migrants, and those numbers need to be curved, etc. etc - the pressure from that group will probably factor into how this is handled to some degree... but last time Trump was president, asylum laws were, in fact, changed to account for the situation in the U.S, and to better help people who were coming from there.
Not saying that claiming asylum is easy or even necessarily what you want to do - but if you _are_ in danger... I think that's being taken into account here.
May Trump give his voters what they deserve.
YEEEEES!
He will, but sadly so many decent people will be harmed in the process.
Clever, I like it
Freedom and better economy?
How diplomatic of you.
I'm coming with you Ronny! 🤣😆
Bye 👋
Welcome from Malaysia! 😂
I moved to Europe when he won the first time. I guess I thought ahead of time. The true colors of must Americans back then really scared me, I couldn't stay back then in such divided country covered by hate.
So did I. Best decision ever made
I fell in love with Valencia, Spain 🇪🇸 & then the huge floods!😭
@bonniejosavland3227 I know I'm so sorry. We looked at Valencia years ago but the weather drove us away. We decided Northern Spain instead and we love it. Asturias to be exact. It doesn't rain as much as they say. It's extremely green, it's beautiful, quiet and if we feel like going to a city, we just jump in a train. We are from cities, no more. No crowds, no traffic, it's paradise.
oh welcome , ( i am from the uk)
Thank you Daily Show!
Love the Daily Show. Get me through another Dumpster 4 years 🤡🤦♀️
He will still be there. He won't allow elections again. Who's gonna stop him? Then one of his idiot offspring will be your new leader. 🙄
💔 thanks __
Laughter needed
Now !
💙😂😂😂We Love You Ronny, and I know you won't Leave us💙💙💙🇺🇲
I'm scared❗️Trump said on July 26th that "In 4 years, you [Christians] don't have to vote again ." "... It'll be fixed, it'll be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians."
He's so incompetent that we can hope he's talking, as usual, out of his a or that he can't follow through. Maybe it will be like the wall that Mexico was going to pay for.
Join your local workers -militia- Union.
4B movement. google it. spread the word
@derrickbiedermann9802 what for? Trump gonna make unions illegal.
America belongs to Christians, so Christians who really follow Christ won't have to worry
You two have gotten me and millions through the entire experience of Donvict and maggots infliction of agony;thanks for your humor and human kindness.
I am not American, but i have been very depressed by the election result. I despised trump since his first term. But i am hoping something will happen miraculously🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Why? Also your not American you don’t really get a say
Yeah. So do a lot of the smart and informed Americans. Also a lot of anger to those who didn’t vote as well as to the cult members.
I am not convinced America voted for this.
We have been hoping for this for a long time. Right now even if something does happen to Trump and he can’t be president, then JD Vance will still be president and he is just as bad. Maybe worse, he is even crazier than Trump, but he sounds “normal,” when he speaks unlike Trump, which actually makes him more dangerous in many ways.
@@JTM56
Don't you realize this election affects the world? 🤔
I'm sooo SAD and MAD!!😢😢💙💙😡😡
4B movement. spread the word among your sisters
Cry harder
The brainwashed voted for a repulsive convicted felon who only knows about taking others money. No reasoning whatsoever!
Why
@fdnydan35 Because my candidate didn't win the Pesidency
Well, I've been crying and throwing up and angry. This is funny and made me laugh!!😊
My baby sister is an elementary school teacher in Philly. The day after election day, a student of hers from Haiti , couldn't't stop crying all day.Terrified her beloved Uncle will be deported. The mood at school all day was bleak and angry. My Sister is a cool cucumber type personality. But that day she ran to the bathroom and THREW UP. Trauma ☹️
@elisaabolafia9542 oh, bless her heart! I'm praying for us all! 🙏 There is alot of resistance and growing. The lawsuits are already starting but I pray that our military or law agency will stop this or find election fraud.
Nobody else seems to understand Trump won't leave office America is done it's over its history
What are you even talking about.
G-S-D my greatest fear that trump will never leave office. He setting it up that he will be the President Dictator for life. He owns all branches of government now we are doomed.
@fdnydan35 open your eyes and maybe you can muster up the intelligence to attempt to comprehend
@@fdnydan35Probably that Trump appears to want to become a dictator. One of the first things dictators do is changing laws in such a way they can stay in power without any time limits and for people they favour taking over the position once they die. Trump might not leave office after four years and someone like his son might take the office after him without the general public getting a say in this.
That's true He will get further entrenched in the next four years. Like a tick. Thanks to his magats. He led an insurrection the first time. Why wasn't he arrested then? Secret service should taken him to the rioters. 😮
I love the daily show! They make me smile & laugh in this horrible part of history!!
Whats horrible about it?
@fdnydan35 Trump being elected!!
Gotta love that Ronnie. Such an inspiration
Ronny is fantastic!
I've seen this clip four times and laughed every time
Me too.
I’d move if I can afford it
We already have Americans buying up large here in New Zealand.
I’m so sorry for you and NZ- they’re going to bring their ish with them big time, hopefully the Māori will keep them in check ❤
I’m moving to Colombia. Most everyone is underestimating the damage and chaos of the next years.
Everyone except half of America 😩
VP JD Vance will be our 48th with in 6 months of Trump's presidency.
Without a doubt.
I give it 6 months before he uses the 25th amendment on Trump
@@jamiewoodie3385 I was thinking more of a state funeral following a window malfunction.
one too many McDonald's visits
Yeah, I feel that in my bones too. This feels like a setup. He's going to do something, and the GOP will tell Vance to pull a 25th Amendment.
I wish I had a Malaysian passport. I'm truly terrified.💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙💙
Me too 💙💙💙💙
I am curious how many will move to Europe this time!
If I could, I would. Seriously...💙🇺🇲💙
@@inotoni6148healthcare, education, vacation, unemployment benefits, no mass shootings..
What exactly are you terrified of?
Hey, thank you for the laughter. Thank you for making me smile. I didn’t vote for Trump but just like a lot of us. We’re in the backseat now we’re going for a ride. Just keep us laughing much love.❤
Welcome home to Malaysia 🇲🇾 Ronny! 😂
The UK says we're welcome! 💙
be careful. you don't want us.
Lol back to the Motherland.
Oh if only this was a choice for me, I might check it out.
My wife and I are in the process of moving to Malaysia. The election wasn’t our original motivation, but it turned into a happy coincidence.
kami akan berpindah ke Malaysia
Lucky 😭
Welcome..bro 😂
You're going to LOVE the food here 😊 (Malaysian here who has lived abroad four times and wouldn't leave my country because the food is just awesome.) Don't let our insane traffic discourage you. Once us Malaysians are out of our cars we're pretty nice people 😊😊
We look forward to welcoming you to the new home.
Many veterans are moving to Asia this year.
Glad I keep my passport up to date.
Ronny is represented my country🇲🇾❤🇲🇾♥️🇲🇾
Ronny s got a point!!!
I am from Malaysia you are always welcome here to take up as your second home. Don't be surprised it's pretty cheap & the gorgeous food is plentiful.
And then you had to deal with religion rules, no freedom of speech, questionable human rights, racist constitution, etc. Msia also supports h4m4s and Russia for some reason.
Ronnie is the best comedian on the show now. B4 it was Roy then him.
Malaysia represents !!
If the comics can call it Fascism, then way doesn’t your actual news report that this it exactly what is happening?! Dt conned the majority, apparently.
Sending peace to all that didn’t vote for Dt. The world is greatly concerned for you.
Donald conned the uneducated. Republicans have been pumping out the uneducated for years.
Because our mainstream media is a big part of why this happend in the first place
@@stevieblunder2656someone once said that you should always take into account what political comedy and satire say when you’re not sure if you can trust the newspapers (that was quite some time ago).
Marilah balik ke kampung halaman Ronny. Selamat sikit...
These are awful times but as long as we can laugh it helps. Thanks guys for the chuckle.
The best pair!
Muchas gracias jovenes. Yo pensé que nunca más IVA a volver a sonreír. Pero con este video inspirador me di cuenta que todavía me quedan deseos de seguir adelante con su buen humor a pesar de los tiempos que se avecinan ❤😢😮
Sometimes I wish I had a foreign passport or that it wasn't so hard to get a work visa in other countries
The work visa depends on your education and language skills in many countries. And I wouldn’t try to move somewhere without knowing the local language at least enough to get by as a tourist in non-touristy areas.
I hate to see & hear all my fellow American brothers and sisters be depressed. The morning of when I heard the news, I was not too surprised but I was flabbergasted when I seen the visual of America and how many voted red. I’m choosing not to let it bring me down. Because another party won, doesn’t make us losers. What’s right is still right and what’s wrong is still wrong. I know so many of us feel defeated and loss of hope. I know that we all need time to allow our feelings and thoughts to process and I’m being patient & respectable of the validity of others feelings. I just envision & believe that once we’ve all crawled out of that, we will become stronger, more resilient, bonded, determined and passionate about what we believe in. I look at it like this. Four years. We have 4 years to do our due diligence and research & educate ourselves on the facts of what’s really going on in the country. 4 years to state our cases. 4 years to hold those in authority accountable for their actions. 4 years to strengthen our political stance. 4 years to analyze, strategize, organize & mobilize. 4 years, it will be and not one day more that the president elect will serve his 2nd and LAST term. I also full heartedly agree with those thinking & planning to reside outside of the country during the next presidential term. I’m a pretty well traveled person and there’s so much to explore outside the US and our mental health matters. Don’t allow the defeat to destroy you. Talk about it with others and keep supporting one another.
I feel the same way that the dinosaurs did, when a comet was approaching the Earth. Probably some of them said, this will all work out!
Giant meteor 2028
Need Ronny's words of wisdom to get me through the next four years
"America, I love you." You made me tear-up. Then, you made me laugh.
Ive started the appeala process with canada..im going to attach my degrees and tey not to sound desperate
I am happy i live in Norway🇧🇻
I’m Australian, that’s where I’d love to live ❤
I'm a 5th generation American. Will Malaysia accept me ?! 😀😁😂🤣
Malaysia is beautiful.. you made the right choice 😊
Anak Malaysia. 🎉
If Americans start showing up in other countries you will hear people saying there goes the neighborhood.
Like in Spaceballs.
Well, there goes ...
😂🤣
LOVE this!!
Did that last time for 4 years in the Philippines.
Looking into Europe yesterday.
My doctor retired. Returning to the Philippines. Interesting to see what the healthcare sector is going to become.
Very inspiring 👏👏👏
Yes. Please.
Malaysia is no cuppa tea! Now an Irish passport… worth most on black market 🤪
Malaysia is way more livable and developed than Ireland 😆
@@self.destructrBetter weather, too.
@self.destructr the Irish one is not about living in Ireland, it's about living in all the places that it will let you, its the only eu one that also let's you live in the uk without paperwork, due to the situation there or any eu nation and a fair few others.
A-HAAAaaa... 🤔
@@TCJones
Malaysia is much better if you like hot and sunny weather.
Plus it is cheap to live.
Saddest Thing IS... He's Planning To Never Leave Office And If He TRULY Is 'The Chosen One'...He Could Live Forever (With A Spirit Transfer To JD's Body)‼️
Oh come on! "Chosen one"?!
The devil's?!
@B.Ies_T.Nduhey
YES, Try Having A Sibling Trumper Tell Your Family That Donald Is 'The Chosen One'...And That Was A Few Years Ago. Pressuring Our Mother To Watch This Movie. Disgusting 🤢
@@B.Ies_T.Nduhey hence the sarcasm. Yes, he’s planning on installing himself as a permanent President, JD will simply wait until the relevant laws have passed.
Ronny, come to Australia. We love you here.
Malaysia Pasport Rock😂😂❤
I knew it!!! 😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious. And something I’ve thought about a lot.
GREAT SHOW.
I am more upset he is now escaping all his crimes. Hoping he looses the election and all his legal troubles will ruin him then send him in jail.
Trump won't last long. He's on his last leg, very unhealthy in all ways. Then Vance comes in ....
Spectacular, well done
This guy is funny, spot on and cute AF.
i cant tell you how wonderful i found this
All of the above...and can we all go???
Great food in Malaysia
If I knew Ronny personally I would 100% screenshot him holding up his passport and use it as his callerID photo 😂
Proud as Malaysian our Passport is 10th most powerful passport in the world which means we can visit more than 190 countries without applying for any Visa. 👍
Thank goodness I'm a dual citizen!!! Lol
Well said.
Oh, to have a passport and a million dollars.
A million will not get you far
@@kittehgo For me it is because I am a frugal person.
@shawheenblount2685 Hmm well then you might make it in Costa Rica and maybe, just maybe Europe or one of the Nordic countries
@@kittehgomost count the „the Nordics“ as European
@@jennyh4025 Mmh I would not say that out loud, you will be scolded. Here in Sweden we are part of EU, but Europe is below Denmark. But yes I know some people mash us Nordics in with Continental Europe.
It's only 4 years. Keep up the fight! I will survive...
It's refreshing to hear someone using the "go back to where you came from" bit on themselves 😂
I love The Daily Show
Welp as an Indigenous American (who voted for Kamala), I have never in my life thought about leaving MY ancestral land… until this week. Anyone who can leave, should. It’s going to get very very bad here. If you’re not a straight cis white man anyways.
I don't think he will ever leave the office of potus.