(un)helpful guide to utau

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  • Опубліковано 10 сер 2019
  • hello and welcome back
    soo yeah this was hard af to make since the utau community is basically on life support rn
    sadly i'm well aware the thumbnail is horrible i'll change it later ;)
    MY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA
    -instagram: minnemi_yt?hl=en
    -twitter: / minnemi2
    -discord: discordapp.com/invite/Cma9W2X
    MUSIC / CREDITS:
    * Background music:
    - Hate it! Hate it! Big ego! by Kurage - P
    - Squidward UTAU cover by mastermindritsu (it's beautiful)
    / original-hate-it-hate-...
    * Weird Ass UTAUs:
    - Shrek by Nautilus
    - Dog and Cat by Kumbancha
    - F*ckloid and Borkloid by MangoSiRyan12
    * Kasane Teto:
    - The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku by coSmo-P
    - Teto cover by sm19571435
    - Kasane Territory by ZUN
    - French Bread for Dinner by ?
    * Defoko / Utane Uta
    - Netami bysm7342086
    * Momone Momo
    - Nyan Cat by daniwellP
    - Popipo by Lamaze-P
    - Momo parody by ?
    * Namine Ritsu
    - MMD video: Kaito's Newlywed Life by koshitsuki-p (i love you xoxo)
    - ERROR by niki
    * Yokune Ruko
    - MMD video: Kaito's Newlywed Life by koshitsuki-p
    - Ievan Polkka by Loituma, cover by ?
    - Shiritakunai by SEDO SOUNDER
    - cover by SelfLoathingNarcissist
    * Sukone Tei
    - Dare demo ii kara tsukiaitai by Takkyuu Shounen
    - Len-kun Now! - original by OwataP
    - Parody by mouko8
    - DECLARE WAR ON ALL VOC@LOID by Pandolist-P
    * Haruka Nana
    - Age Age Again by Mitchie M
    - cover by Nanahira
    - FREELY TOMORROW by Mitchie M
    - cover by zuckey
    - PV by Asrial Terra
    * Matsudappoiyo
    - Iriya Iriya by ?
    - cover by Matsuda Mattsun
    * Gahata Meiji
    - Delusion Tax by DECO*27
    - cover by Sakyosa
    * Yamine Renri
    - NIVEOUS by Imitea
    - Hoshi no Arika by Uumi
    - cover by Kyo_Append
    * Shion Yowa
    - Renai Circulation by Kana Hanazawa
    * Kikyuune Aiko
    - Breaking Point and Bi☣hazard by Crusher-P
    #makevocaloidgreatagain #makeutaugreatagain
  • Комедії

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4 тис.

  • @CitrusCitrusHope
    @CitrusCitrusHope 4 роки тому +8160

    The rule of (most) UTAU:
    If they look ten, they're 18
    If they look 18, they're ten
    Keep this in mind when deciding what ones you think are hot.

  • @techion_777
    @techion_777 4 роки тому +3282

    I had no idea that Nyan cat was literally a Utauloid

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 роки тому +120

      @no u I think Miku was the original, but the cover with an Utauloid was what really caught on

    • @d3ss3rts.w1tch3
      @d3ss3rts.w1tch3 3 роки тому +5

      sameee

    • @Metallic_Ashes
      @Metallic_Ashes 3 роки тому +71

      @@benedictdwyer2608 Daniwell (nyan cat producer) made both miku and momone momo versions I think? He's got an official UA-cam channel (and the original momo nyan cat has like only 80k views? Crazy)

    • @39reisecond26
      @39reisecond26 3 роки тому +25

      My first UTAU song then because I listened to it waaaay before getting into anime

    • @Reioloshi
      @Reioloshi 2 роки тому

      ikr

  • @tsukaem
    @tsukaem 3 роки тому +2158

    utaus be like:
    ok so this is a happy mushroom girl that eats paper

    • @Weird_Jellyfish
      @Weird_Jellyfish 3 роки тому +34

      And this one is a 2 foot giraffe skunk with 15 foot long hair and her feet dissolve in water and piss

    • @bellalalala3327
      @bellalalala3327 2 роки тому +21

      and this one is a blue fox girl that is an inch tall, weights 300kg and shoots lasers out of her boobies

    • @ultimxtemiracxler
      @ultimxtemiracxler 2 роки тому +99

      This one is a fish who can't swim and can easily drown, who loves to eat Nintendo switches and vomits Playstation 4's and rainbows.

    • @tsukaem
      @tsukaem 2 роки тому +25

      OK I'M LAUGHING HELP

    • @natsu-hy3do
      @natsu-hy3do 2 роки тому +32

      @@tsukaem and this one is a dragon dog girl that is a fetus and is 10 feet tall and has hair that can change colors

  • @marshall7439
    @marshall7439 3 роки тому +526

    are we all gonna ignore the fact teto ate multiple baguettes in a single bite-

  • @toastedghost5524
    @toastedghost5524 4 роки тому +7270

    vocaloids:
    normal people
    utau:
    okay so this one is a rabbit-

    • @corndni
      @corndni 4 роки тому +467

      And this one is 19 and has an obsession with a 14 year old-

    • @amethyst4578
      @amethyst4578 4 роки тому +350

      So this one is literally shrek

    • @uzamaki8779
      @uzamaki8779 3 роки тому +218

      That one will be able to turn into a wolf, that one into a dog, and that one IS a dog

    • @motherof4akabat866
      @motherof4akabat866 3 роки тому +100

      That one will be a maid robot who can take off her head

    • @makotonaegi3652
      @makotonaegi3652 3 роки тому +83

      And this one is 90 percent male and 10 percent female but looks like a girl.

  • @ch3w
    @ch3w 4 роки тому +9374

    How to UTAU:
    - age of a fetus
    - weird kink or gender thing
    - flip a dictionary and randomly put your finger on a random word and that’s their character item now
    Done

    • @Digits0801
      @Digits0801 4 роки тому +501

      Actually, most popular utauloids come from the Vipperloid series. Their whole purpose is to be insane and like a joke. There are some that have actuall normal stats about them. I'm just saying this as an information blurb, not as an argument, this can be taken or ignored.
      There are many people who put a lot of effort into their banks, like Xepheris, and I didn't want their painstaking time to be dismissed without a chance.
      Sorry if this comes off as rude
      Edit: Changed a name due to shenanigans and wanna be safe about it ^^

    • @imacupcake
      @imacupcake 4 роки тому +43

      GPDigits wait what’s vipperloid?

    • @takumidoutou4412
      @takumidoutou4412 4 роки тому +19

      I'm a cupcake a group of utauloids

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 4 роки тому +16

      Don’t expose them

    • @ch3w
      @ch3w 4 роки тому +62

      GPDigits that’s actually super interesting! I never knew most of them are/ were made for shits n giggles

  • @user-lo8kn1yq9i
    @user-lo8kn1yq9i 3 роки тому +731

    Some of these seem like they were made by five 11 year olds up past their bedtime

    • @telecasr
      @telecasr 2 роки тому +56

      teto and tei were made to make fun of weird utaus so

    • @Mr.Smeghead
      @Mr.Smeghead Місяць тому +3

      I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

  • @ItsKim_Him
    @ItsKim_Him 3 роки тому +188

    No one:
    Teto: **Eats a Baguette in one bite**

  • @samd.4902
    @samd.4902 4 роки тому +848

    these characters: look to be around 16
    their age: 4

  • @Aisyen
    @Aisyen 4 роки тому +3299

    Idk why but the fact "I'm not making this shit up" in Ritsu's profile had me wheezing

    • @ahmedsadique1445
      @ahmedsadique1445 4 роки тому +39

      Aisyen same i coughed so hard

    • @hanjisupremacy1029
      @hanjisupremacy1029 3 роки тому +18

      Ahmed sadique maybe yall got COVID 😳

    • @razzblox3610
      @razzblox3610 3 роки тому +5

      @JellyBearʕ•ᴥ•ʔ true i just look to ritsu's site and in her profile is the same thing in the video

  • @UniQwer
    @UniQwer 3 роки тому +117

    i literally cannot watch this video without laughing because mf Squidward singing in the background

  • @Rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    @Rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 3 роки тому +90

    How to make a UTAU:
    Make them 18 when they look 5
    Give them a weird fetish
    Find a random word in a dictionary, make it their character item.
    Make them turn into a elephant fetus

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 Рік тому +9

      My UTAU:
      - Looks 18 but is actually 0.55555 year old
      - Is a scientific experiment created by the North Korean government and by combining the fetus of a slug and the heart of a wooden chair
      - Has a fetish for papers, especially papers that has the letter W written on them
      - Loves the Soviet Union

    • @right662
      @right662 5 місяців тому +3

      if i made utau, here
      -17 years old but looks like -18828383 years old
      -tsundere
      -sing while dying
      - committing arson songs (as a joke- 😭)
      -a darn dog while looks like a rabbit (like cinnamoroll lol)
      -sanrio obsessed

  • @fawn5159
    @fawn5159 4 роки тому +5438

    Namine Ritsu
    - boy
    - age : 6
    - weight : 25 tons
    - has missiles built in his torso
    - likes North Korea
    *visible confusion*

  • @Soru21-87
    @Soru21-87 4 роки тому +9500

    Sukone: Hates vocaloids but loves Len
    Seems legit.

    • @snowdrop5048
      @snowdrop5048 4 роки тому +259

      Fake News are you really expecting logic here?

    • @Soru21-87
      @Soru21-87 4 роки тому +103

      @@snowdrop5048 no, not really 🤣

    • @candelariapimentel6646
      @candelariapimentel6646 4 роки тому +115

      She is so mean to Miku,Oliver,Sonika,VY1,VY2,KAITO & MORE

    • @idioticbosd7995
      @idioticbosd7995 4 роки тому +115

      I guess this is why
      She loves Len but she really wants her plus, there is only 2 boys which if KAITO but he was too old, Len because he is 14(and perverted)

    • @smmis
      @smmis 4 роки тому +184

      She hates all Vocaloids, with Len as the only exception, since she’s has a huge crush on him. She also especially hates Miku since she sees her as kind of the leader of the Vocaloids.
      Anyway, Tei was created as a joke and parody on other ”edgy” UTAU that people made, that they often shipped with Len, and often also had a yandere personality.

  • @th-lg7no
    @th-lg7no 2 роки тому +20

    so im getting that vocaloids vs utaus is like private school vs public school

  • @cloudhhhh
    @cloudhhhh 3 роки тому +51

    everyone: utauloid creators, how high are you?
    utauloid creators: I'm fine how are you? :))

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 Рік тому +2

      I'm gonna make an UTAU that's literally the spirit of a dead starfish fetus and has a fetish for blue rubber ducks

  • @warriorwolf3333
    @warriorwolf3333 4 роки тому +4698

    Wait.
    A 19 year old wants to do the dirty with a 14 year old?
    *Someone get the FBI in here*

    • @warriorwolf3333
      @warriorwolf3333 4 роки тому +79

      Ghost Girl In Lumiose *GIVE HER A LIFELONG SENTENCE!*

    • @motomoto9126
      @motomoto9126 4 роки тому +43

      FBI OPEN UP!!!! O_o

    • @polaroid8338
      @polaroid8338 4 роки тому +10

      y e s

    • @FRALICESAW15
      @FRALICESAW15 4 роки тому +94

      I also read somewhere that she likes too uh.......touch herself in public. I wish i made that up, but I did not.

    • @warriorwolf3333
      @warriorwolf3333 4 роки тому +10

      Jojo is Holly
      o_O

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 4 роки тому +5888

    You had me until Namine Ritsu was a 6-year-old-boi who weighs 25 tons and likes North Korea.

    • @snowdrop5048
      @snowdrop5048 4 роки тому +659

      idk i feel like utaus' weird ass traits make them more interesting

    • @bat5421
      @bat5421 4 роки тому +314

      And has missiles in his body

    • @Oasismaker
      @Oasismaker 4 роки тому +307

      She’s not making this shit up

    • @Jenna_To0ls
      @Jenna_To0ls 4 роки тому +317

      You do know that the missiles are his “female looking parts” and the missiles are the only reason he weighs so much

    • @Jordan-pp5bo
      @Jordan-pp5bo 4 роки тому +193

      He likes North Korea because they kidnapped him, put the missiles in his chest, and brainwashed him
      he was an expirement to make a covert weapon that could look so innocent that enemies of NK would try to help her(him) and be killed by the missiles...

  • @_thecurious
    @_thecurious 2 роки тому +23

    5:04 her voice is so realistic you can't even tell it's a utau, but if it has a surrond sound, it might get even better xd

  • @justarandomhumann
    @justarandomhumann 2 роки тому +97

    0:54 Teto Kasane
    1:40 Defoko/Uta Utane
    1:56 Momo Momone
    2:22 Ritsu Namine
    2:49 Ruko Yokune
    3:23 Tei Sukone
    4:04 Rook
    4:15 Ooka Miko
    4:20 Nana Haruka
    4:40 Matsudappoiyo
    4:53 Meiji Gahata
    5:03 Renri Yamine
    5:20 Yowa Shion
    5:33 Luna Amane
    5:37 Aiko Kikyuune

  • @tebasnineone
    @tebasnineone 4 роки тому +1765

    I'm Shocked that
    + Nyan Cat is NOT miku voice
    + Namine Ritsu is such mess, Love her/his voice thou
    + Nanahira have utauloid

    • @AMIGACD
      @AMIGACD 4 роки тому +52

      just use "their"

    • @Noffy
      @Noffy 4 роки тому +123

      The original nyanyanyanyanyanyanya (nyan cat song) was sung by miku though
      the momone momo version is a cover that then got used for nyan cat! :D

    • @skeletonman1126
      @skeletonman1126 4 роки тому +6

      tebas NineOne just say “their”

    • @leoisdumb3508
      @leoisdumb3508 4 роки тому +22

      _just say whatever you want, geez_

    • @opposite342
      @opposite342 4 роки тому

      The same to me for all lol

  • @DaBelzu
    @DaBelzu 4 роки тому +1207

    1:05 Now I know why her birthday is April 1st. She was originally a fake Vocaloid (that also explains why most people are mistaking her with a Vocaloid) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @thekuuderedude1737
      @thekuuderedude1737 4 роки тому +46

      T'was but a joke but she became an actual thing, now that's a redemption story

    • @oruclu53
      @oruclu53 4 роки тому +11

      She became a popular and got a vocaloid voicebank later

    • @oruclu53
      @oruclu53 4 роки тому +3

      @Domiyu Backup Oh you are right! Looks like I read the wiki incorrectly. Never mind

    • @daledrinnon7307
      @daledrinnon7307 4 роки тому +12

      Actually there was a vocaloid voicebank prepared for Teto Kasane but not used because of copyright issues. the character owner wants to keep her an utau. that information is also on the wiki. Its also problematic that the word "Chimera" was used without defining it, it has more than one meaning. presumably it means she was created in a lab by gene-splicing

    • @FunnyParadox
      @FunnyParadox 4 роки тому +1

      @@daledrinnon7307 You can link to a source because i want to it everything about it and i can't find anything of internet

  • @gaypeoples
    @gaypeoples 3 роки тому +25

    Sukone: i love you len
    Len: but im a vocaloid
    Sukone: i know. that's the fucking problem.

    • @_bit_
      @_bit_ 2 роки тому +2

      Plus idk she’s 19 and Len is 14

    • @oakfangplaxy
      @oakfangplaxy Рік тому

      Accurate bruh

  • @mp-lily7908
    @mp-lily7908 3 роки тому +582

    4:57 THAT'S her voicebank? That can't be, that's just her provider singing, right? There's NO WAY that's from a computer.
    (Edit) 5:14 Same thing for her, holy SHIT.

    • @Chronomentrophobias
      @Chronomentrophobias 3 роки тому +64

      The song at 5:14 was sung by Yamine, not her voice provider, just to let you know! C:

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 3 роки тому +2

      @@Chronomentrophobias holy cow

    • @katoxaur
      @katoxaur 3 роки тому +8

      yamine has to be my favorite utauloid her and meiji also sound really good together and there is a magnet cover with those two and its super good

    • @Razzle_D0_Dazzle
      @Razzle_D0_Dazzle 2 роки тому

      @@katoxaur Your pfp
      I love it
      It’s from m.ua-cam.com/video/cDA_9AbQ0Y4/v-deo.html right?

    • @freeeeeeeez
      @freeeeeeeez 2 роки тому +17

      @@Chronomentrophobias but the one at 5:14 isnt with her utau voicebank, its with her synthv voicebank which well.. is a completely diff software with much higher quality then utau so...
      still, ive seen some people who tune so well that make utaus almost sound like that...

  • @angyboi4921
    @angyboi4921 4 роки тому +8407

    I'm so glad UTAU exists. Otherwise we wouldn't have Trumploid.

  • @crisscross2092
    @crisscross2092 4 роки тому +3496

    Sukone Tei:
    *19 years old
    *has an obsession with Len
    *hates vocaloids
    Len is 14, and a vocaloid
    *some things just ain't addin' up-*

    • @MangakaCentral
      @MangakaCentral 4 роки тому +221

      Yeah she creepy AF

    • @sugativa
      @sugativa 4 роки тому +157

      @@MangakaCentral it's better for him if he is fed to the fangirls
      A better fate then.... Her

    • @Snowyoaks2
      @Snowyoaks2 4 роки тому +17

      MaryThe NormalPerson oh n o

    • @snifflewee
      @snifflewee 4 роки тому +79

      @@MangakaCentral Have you ever searched her name up on the internet and only found pictures of her and Len? qwq
      IT'S WEIRD

    • @danganronpagal8935
      @danganronpagal8935 4 роки тому +7

      PERİOD

  • @Rven919
    @Rven919 3 роки тому +48

    Sukone: Despises Vocaloids
    Also Sukone: Obsessed with Len, whos a vocaloid
    Me: Wait a second hol' up-

  • @stopreplyingtomyoldcomments
    @stopreplyingtomyoldcomments 3 роки тому +37

    Can we just stop talking and listening to the beautiful squidward utaloid song

    • @paulix4366
      @paulix4366 19 днів тому +1

      YESSS IT'S SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL

  • @ivanushka5147
    @ivanushka5147 4 роки тому +1669

    That squidward one in the background is so accurate its disturbing lmao

    • @34umr
      @34umr 4 роки тому +45

      Oh that’s what that was-

    • @dtv2426
      @dtv2426 4 роки тому +59

      Momo_ツキコ I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING KERMIT

    • @SomePotatoMan
      @SomePotatoMan 4 роки тому +4

      I THOUGHT IT WAS PETER GRIFFIN

    • @astox.o5978
      @astox.o5978 4 роки тому +4

      i thought it was trumploid...

    • @susu0301
      @susu0301 4 роки тому

      FUCK YOU I DIDNT EVEN PAY ATTANTION TO IT NOW ITS IN MY HEAD

  • @positrondecay4784
    @positrondecay4784 4 роки тому +816

    3:30 Literally the ONLY girl he’s not into is yandere for him. Tough luck, buddy.

    • @azaleawinchester
      @azaleawinchester 4 роки тому +48

      That's rough buddy

    • @BostonSQ
      @BostonSQ 4 роки тому +48

      That’s what u get, when u sing songs about sex and rape at age 14

    • @dumbass5077
      @dumbass5077 4 роки тому +20

      For her to like a vocaloid character is impossible except for *_Len_*

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

  • @Dani-it9vc
    @Dani-it9vc 3 роки тому +10

    That male ruko voice tho???? Gold. Actually one of the BETTER male voicebanks ive ever heard omg.

  • @chibiga1353
    @chibiga1353 3 роки тому +24

    Declaring War on VOCALOID is such a BOP and I mean it

  • @agentfreshdasquid3568
    @agentfreshdasquid3568 4 роки тому +619

    Utaloid/vocaloid logic:
    Ten year olds: look like they're 5.
    5 year olds: look like they're 10.

    • @katarzynamysluk3801
      @katarzynamysluk3801 4 роки тому +17

      Rana: Looks 11, is 0 (and also shipped with Una), beats the system.

    • @grapepantacan
      @grapepantacan 3 роки тому +15

      Eh ,no its more like
      If they look 30 then they're 10
      If they look 10 they're 30

    • @strawberryboy9045
      @strawberryboy9045 3 роки тому +3

      That’s just otaku logic.

    • @blueflareanimationz2464
      @blueflareanimationz2464 3 роки тому +3

      Oliver: looks like he’s 10 years old, is 12 years old.

    • @right662
      @right662 5 місяців тому

      Hatsune miku: looks like 18 when 16
      Kagamine len: looks like 16 when 14
      Sukone tei: looks like 17 when 19
      Kasane teto: has 2 ages(chimera teto is 15.5,but her age is 31?)
      Namine Ritsu; 6 years old while tall
      Yokune Ruko: 12 but tall

  • @SpiralPrdcer
    @SpiralPrdcer 4 роки тому +1213

    2:33
    Hold on he's SIX but has missiles built into his torso..
    K

  • @cereal_21
    @cereal_21 3 роки тому +11

    i love momo so much but no one ever uses her anymore :(

  • @stopreplyingtomyoldcomments
    @stopreplyingtomyoldcomments 3 роки тому +14

    I can imagine roku being a good cosplayer with thier two voices

  • @vuhlen9493
    @vuhlen9493 4 роки тому +2173

    *Namine shows up*
    Oh she's cute
    *Boy; Age 6*
    nANi??

  • @KhayJayArt
    @KhayJayArt 4 роки тому +4241

    The utaloid singing in the background sounds like Squidward. IS that Squidward?

  • @cinnie_bun
    @cinnie_bun 3 роки тому +17

    5:25
    I have no idea why, but this animation made me laugh so hard-

  • @whimsycreator1765
    @whimsycreator1765 3 роки тому +18

    0:10 “WHAT DEFOKO ARE UTAULOIDS”

  • @chatterbox1078
    @chatterbox1078 4 роки тому +930

    1:15 WAIT WTF TETO IS 31??
    4:56 omfg she sounds better than vocaloids

    • @penntopaper9305
      @penntopaper9305 4 роки тому +93

      not IA. Both her japanese and english voicebanks are godlike

    • @thiagobianki1684
      @thiagobianki1684 4 роки тому +92

      Tons of Utaus sounds better than Vocaloids, and a well tuned Ritsu sounds like human, but Meiji is just amazing.

    • @thekuuderedude1737
      @thekuuderedude1737 4 роки тому +35

      A part of sounding better is from the quality of the vb(voice bank), the other part is the tuning of the maker of the UST

    • @chris.pbacon450
      @chris.pbacon450 4 роки тому +5

      Hatsune Miku #1

    • @cookiesncream3676
      @cookiesncream3676 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr Meiji is just-

  • @baalsack1407
    @baalsack1407 4 роки тому +1295

    Sukone Tei:
    Loves Len
    Hates vocaloids
    Len is 14
    Sukone is 19
    *wAiT, tHaT's iLLeGaL.*

    • @barelyhere7710
      @barelyhere7710 4 роки тому +6

      フロク i was JUST thinking about it!

    • @hooheehooheebangos3505
      @hooheehooheebangos3505 4 роки тому +51

      Hush we don't need logic. *We need more shrekloid merch*

    • @cloudydamiasofea115
      @cloudydamiasofea115 4 роки тому +6

      Aight, I'm gonna call FBI

    • @craftypixel7992
      @craftypixel7992 3 роки тому +3

      @Pumpkin Yeah it doesn’t sit right w/ me

    • @leonis96
      @leonis96 3 роки тому +7

      Majority is at 20 in Japan, so Sukone isn't an adult
      I don't ship them (I truly hate Sukone x Len), but I just want to say that it's technically not illegal if none of them is an adult and consenting

  • @jadebayoba7073
    @jadebayoba7073 2 роки тому +14

    4:04 DAMN HE LOOKS GOOD

  • @user-cf7hb6xh4n
    @user-cf7hb6xh4n 3 роки тому +11

    Sukone is a mixture of a supposed Gacha kid (yandere part) and 50% of the vocoloid fandom (Len part)

  • @gotcha4688
    @gotcha4688 4 роки тому +2499

    Ritsu feels literally like a shitpost yet has such beautiful songs and voice lmao

    • @basketballshesabasketball
      @basketballshesabasketball 3 роки тому +38

      Um first to comment on this comment I'm surprised and happy

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 Рік тому +31

      honestly
      i agree
      he is probably the most random utauloid out of any

    • @somnolentCyanide
      @somnolentCyanide Рік тому +38

      exactly.
      “boy, age: 6, weight: 25 tons, has missiles built into his torso, i’m not making this shit up”

    • @FatallyFramedChaosMother
      @FatallyFramedChaosMother 10 місяців тому +4

      I was caught so off guard by them in general. His description had me wheezing

  • @sofia-xf5pk
    @sofia-xf5pk 3 роки тому +5591

    ok so utaus are the crack version of vocaloids

    • @kel6844
      @kel6844 3 роки тому +175

      Sounds right

    • @rinatepaste9218
      @rinatepaste9218 3 роки тому +144

      you just insulted a UTAU cover artist and that is me
      >:c

    • @Eosinophyllis
      @Eosinophyllis 3 роки тому +153

      Yes but like they also sound good somehow?

    • @IRLElishaaa
      @IRLElishaaa 3 роки тому +29

      @@rinatepaste9218 proof ?

    • @charlottewashere8225
      @charlottewashere8225 3 роки тому +157

      some of the Utaus literally sound better than some of the vocaloids.

  • @feralfish9607
    @feralfish9607 3 роки тому +15

    Who was in charge of these backstories and who hurt them

  • @zing_zoo
    @zing_zoo 3 роки тому +4

    Squidward is my favorite Utau

  • @chonkycat9224
    @chonkycat9224 4 роки тому +906

    *Rook shows up*
    Me: Oooh, he’s kinda hot
    Rook: **age 13**
    Me: huh-
    Rook: **height 205**
    Me: *what the actual fu-*

    • @peanutbutterbaby69
      @peanutbutterbaby69 4 роки тому +84

      HES LIKE 6'9 OHMYGOD

    • @pocchou
      @pocchou 3 роки тому +52

      AND THE DOG LMAOFOJKEIIOOO

    • @neoagent3
      @neoagent3 3 роки тому +11

      i know someone whos 12 years old and 6,0

    • @peckypork
      @peckypork 3 роки тому +21

      The fact that he can turn into a dog isn't even the most surprising part😭🤚

    • @polarsystem177
      @polarsystem177 3 роки тому +6

      *If you from Japan you can already smoke/drink alcohol/marry and more stuff if you already 13 y.o.*

  • @kabenno
    @kabenno 4 роки тому +1840

    *thanks for reminding me I have an utau that I need to finish making but idk how to oto*

    • @Minnemi
      @Minnemi  4 роки тому +105

      *otoing is a bitch* 😔

    • @kabenno
      @kabenno 4 роки тому +16

      Minnemi *i know*

    • @KhryausOHowl
      @KhryausOHowl 4 роки тому +24

      Moresampler generates an oto for your voice bank
      It works with only cvvc and vcv tho

    • @trintastictrin4530
      @trintastictrin4530 4 роки тому +1

      i can help with CV otoing im just a little out of practice

    • @nekoprankster2184
      @nekoprankster2184 4 роки тому +6

      I’m trying to make a voice bank and don’t even know what oto is.

  • @itsmeehe
    @itsmeehe 3 роки тому +8

    4:53: Gahata Meiji-
    *sobbing from a distance*

  • @user-uj6ir8zz7z
    @user-uj6ir8zz7z 3 роки тому +11

    0:25 squidward what are u doing??😳😳

  • @flutter37
    @flutter37 4 роки тому +3109

    So we just gonna ignore how beautiful both of Ruko's voices are?

  • @kordact
    @kordact 4 роки тому +660

    3:05 TBH RUKO VOICE IS GOLD
    WHY AREN'T EVERYONE TALK ABOUT RUKOO

    • @zaynamohamed8583
      @zaynamohamed8583 4 роки тому +39

      Ruko is my fav ❤️ ͜ 💙

    • @annaferns1840
      @annaferns1840 4 роки тому +33

      Ruko is my favourite, even if using the vb is kinda hard for first-time users.

    • @liliavanrouge3613
      @liliavanrouge3613 3 роки тому +7

      ❤️💙

    • @kerororinchou9610
      @kerororinchou9610 3 роки тому +21

      I love both of Ruko's voices. She is the ultimate ryouseirui (somebody who sings as both male and female).

    • @cheeseburgerconsumer
      @cheeseburgerconsumer 3 роки тому +1

      MOMO IS LITERALLY NYAN CAT

  • @MiekaPickel
    @MiekaPickel 2 роки тому +14

    2:57 I- .....

  • @frej4as
    @frej4as 3 роки тому +8

    Sukone: 19
    Len: 14
    Me: Ok cool.
    *Wait a damn minute*

  • @vampyrska
    @vampyrska 4 роки тому +906

    *I learned more in this video than I learned in my whole life*

  • @chris.pbacon450
    @chris.pbacon450 4 роки тому +427

    3:01
    Yokune Ruko's male and female voicebanks sounds great!

    • @sayoko-p
      @sayoko-p 3 роки тому +20

      Ruko os my favorite UTAU

    • @idoartnotdrama1187
      @idoartnotdrama1187 3 роки тому +18

      @@delightfulmoonie6446 ua-cam.com/video/UvEOzWWQ_FA/v-deo.html 🚹 (i don't wanna know Cover)
      ua-cam.com/video/kHSl4xZh3Zc/v-deo.html 🚹 and teto (Cantarella cover)
      ua-cam.com/video/wkFhPdqG8pM/v-deo.html 🚹 (rotten girl/boy, grotesque Romance Covee)
      ua-cam.com/video/VN1AY3wSa6s/v-deo.html 🚹 (mind brand cover)
      ua-cam.com/video/wd8hePLtSgE/v-deo.html 🚺 +🚹 (Bring it on cover)
      ua-cam.com/video/1G24kr8orMM/v-deo.html 🚺 (Levaen polkka Cover)
      ua-cam.com/video/pvoCZNhSE7I/v-deo.html 🚺 (I'm sorry I'm sorry Cover)
      ua-cam.com/video/WJI0QimdhC0/v-deo.html🚺 (Honey I'm home Cover)
      ua-cam.com/video/yqlanLcsYc4/v-deo.html 🚺 (The world is mine cover) here you go

    • @user-wp2jm3dn7f
      @user-wp2jm3dn7f 3 роки тому +3

      @@idoartnotdrama1187 Why thank you kind human

    • @Su.824
      @Su.824 3 роки тому +2

      @@idoartnotdrama1187 nice pfp 👍🏼

    • @idoartnotdrama1187
      @idoartnotdrama1187 3 роки тому +1

      @@Su.824 Thank you

  • @Sunshine-Sunny
    @Sunshine-Sunny 3 роки тому +12

    Can we all just take a second to appreciate Yokune Ruko tho like for one voicebanks are amazing two hermaphrodite is super unique and three the design like amazing utauloid probs one of my favs

  • @natsu-hy3do
    @natsu-hy3do 3 роки тому +5

    Ruko is literally 12 and is 7’3”. Like how

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins 4 роки тому +545

    This is the most that I have ever learned about UTAU. It's kinda sad that you can't get to all of them, since there are literally THOUSANDS of UTAU in existence, but this was actually extremely helpful in my understanding of UTAU.

    • @kiayarah
      @kiayarah 4 роки тому +17

      I recommend Mawarine Shuu. He wasn't on the list but he's my favorite Utauloid.

    • @mayamendez9250
      @mayamendez9250 4 роки тому +2

      WOW, there is so much that I don’t know. Thousands of UTAU? So much inspiration for character designs! I gotta see em all!

    • @animae008
      @animae008 4 роки тому +16

      @@mayamendez9250 Everybody can make an Utauloid that's why there is o much of them. You can also make a design, a voicebank and you own utauloid!

    • @mayamendez9250
      @mayamendez9250 4 роки тому +4

      Animae I smell creativity

    • @animae008
      @animae008 4 роки тому +6

      @@mayamendez9250 Yep. If I had a good voice and microphone I would do my own UTAU :'D

  • @ghastly_xell4677
    @ghastly_xell4677 4 роки тому +198

    Gender and age in utauloid are friggin broken-

  • @inotrai3690
    @inotrai3690 3 роки тому +3

    2:09 oml i love her voice

  • @happysad5471
    @happysad5471 2 роки тому +8

    me: Ritsu, piano girl
    utauloid: 6 year old 25 ton missle boy
    me: he wears a bra?

  • @buffproto
    @buffproto 4 роки тому +121

    Tei: *hAs A tRaFfIc lIgHt fEtIsh*
    Okay then

  • @Brilliant_Baka
    @Brilliant_Baka 4 роки тому +3948

    Is a Squidward UTAU singing the background music? Lol nice! Also please do a fanloid guide next so we don't get those neru/haku/sakine meiko beggars

    • @poppyEars
      @poppyEars 4 роки тому +115

      Brilliant Baka love that somebody else said this lmao

    • @Minnemi
      @Minnemi  4 роки тому +350

      Yes he is lmao

    • @onceever3097
      @onceever3097 4 роки тому +17

      Wait but isn't Meiko canon

    • @Brilliant_Baka
      @Brilliant_Baka 4 роки тому +42

      @@onceever3097 sakine meiko is a fanloid of a younger meiko

    • @onceever3097
      @onceever3097 4 роки тому +11

      @@Brilliant_Baka I thought Sakine was her last name

  • @god_of_wine7013
    @god_of_wine7013 3 роки тому +9

    Lol utauloids are just crazy
    "Has rockets in his chest"
    "Can turn into a dog"

  • @TheOneGuy1111
    @TheOneGuy1111 2 роки тому +4

    Vocaloid: Cute Girl who likes snacks.
    Utauloid: Cute hermaphrodite alien cyborg with built in tactical nukes.

  • @Sieemi
    @Sieemi 4 роки тому +135

    What I’ve learned
    UTAU is Vocaloid but on Crack
    I love both tho lmao

  • @kadens_a_bee4104
    @kadens_a_bee4104 4 роки тому +506

    Me: okay, so Sukone has an obsession with Len? Alright.
    Me: *realizes that Len is 14 and Sukone is 19*
    Me: *_Wait that’s illegal-_*

    • @streamingamongus3606
      @streamingamongus3606 4 роки тому +20

      Same. Also she despises vocaloids and Len is one o_o

    • @animae008
      @animae008 4 роки тому +11

      @@streamingamongus3606 love is blind

    • @grapepantacan
      @grapepantacan 3 роки тому +6

      14 is the legal age in Japan tho-

    • @baldklaviergavin2352
      @baldklaviergavin2352 3 роки тому +10

      Grape Panta I'm pretty sure it's 18 in Japan

    • @craftypixel7992
      @craftypixel7992 3 роки тому +1

      @@grapepantacan in different places it’s different

  • @anniechristensen832
    @anniechristensen832 3 роки тому +4

    Tetos dissapearance is in the utau ranking medley. you would actually be suprised how many songs are in there :D defokos featured song is calldd netami. very old, no covers im aware of, very few reuploads. one on niconico and two one youtube. no actual translation and defokos voice is hard when using her CV so makig a ust will be hard yw

  • @ilovemcride
    @ilovemcride 3 роки тому +4

    yokune’s male voice bank is on the top 5 list of attractive voices for me

  • @celestyhatsu984
    @celestyhatsu984 4 роки тому +445

    i think teto is the queen of the UTAULOIDS, i mean she could sing with the goddess miku in a concert.

    • @pinkiepiehumanchan1770
      @pinkiepiehumanchan1770 4 роки тому +59

      And sings better than her in some specific songs. For example miku may be good at a lot of songs.
      Her main good one being pop and fast/hype type of music. But she is not so great at rock type music. And ghost rule proves it.
      Teto secretly has an amazing voice when it comes to the rock category. Amazing growl and powerful voice. Honesty, they should let Teto do the rock songs instead of Miku.
      But it's just my opinion tho, and yes she does deserve to sing next to miku in a concert! UwU

    • @woodensoup2797
      @woodensoup2797 4 роки тому +22

      Teto’s voice really just depends if people know how to properly tune her, thankfully people know how to do that and make amazing covers

    • @KianaKaslana
      @KianaKaslana 4 роки тому +6

      teto's cover of ia's conqueror is absolutely perfect, too.

    • @ChimeraX0401
      @ChimeraX0401 4 роки тому +9

      @Domiyu Backup As a long time user of Teto's voicebank and a huge fan, I will say that there are some songs that doesnt fit well with teto's voice, usually really soft songs although her whisper voicebank can somehow do the trick but its softness isnt enough. Her voice is most great in rock, pop and hip-hop, in my observation that is. I kinda wish that twindrill will release a version of teto's voicebank with different notes just like yamine renri and Ooka Miko ver.2, it makes tuning and switching between strong to soft voice much easier....

    • @unexpectedv2error
      @unexpectedv2error 4 роки тому +6

      Teto has been in the fan-run concert with Miku and a lot of other loids called NicoCho Party. I think Ritsu was also in a concert quite a few years ago now

  • @sammy6866
    @sammy6866 4 роки тому +192

    4:09 I was NOT expecting that I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheWeirdest__O
    @TheWeirdest__O 6 місяців тому +3

    4:41 I had a stroke reading that name

  • @duck-hl7se
    @duck-hl7se 3 роки тому +11

    4:44 oh the thing looks okay let’s look at it’s name- HOLY

  • @thisgal8821
    @thisgal8821 4 роки тому +1236

    Yokune Ruko: *appears*
    Me: *confused bi screaming*

    • @nicolasd140
      @nicolasd140 4 роки тому +28

      BRO SAME, this is such a mood

    • @annaferns1840
      @annaferns1840 4 роки тому +9

      Basically me

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer 4 роки тому +21

      Technically Ruko is always going to be straight (unless asexual or pan or sm)

    • @monak632
      @monak632 4 роки тому +16

      The male voice bank tho

    • @skeletonman1126
      @skeletonman1126 3 роки тому +12

      Idiot! Stop being intersexist

  • @fawn5159
    @fawn5159 4 роки тому +403

    Sukone Tei : 19 yrs old
    Len Kagamine : 14 yrs old
    *FBI OPEN UP!*

    • @GG-cb5ef
      @GG-cb5ef 3 роки тому +4

      3:36 FBI OPEN UP

    • @theradio.9990
      @theradio.9990 3 роки тому +1

      Isnt 13 the age of consent in japan

    • @amyaaaas
      @amyaaaas 3 роки тому +1

      In my country this is normal-

    • @Bluespiderlilies
      @Bluespiderlilies 3 роки тому +1

      @@theradio.9990 its different based on what place you are in japan

    • @theradio.9990
      @theradio.9990 3 роки тому

      @@Bluespiderlilies Ok

  • @MEKO_IS_HERE
    @MEKO_IS_HERE 3 роки тому +7

    Imagine tei at a vocaloid concert
    it would be absolute chaos

  • @Dvstyfishh
    @Dvstyfishh 2 роки тому +3

    3:03
    THEIR VOICEBANKS ARE SO GOOOOOOOOOD

  • @salemmarz3809
    @salemmarz3809 4 роки тому +1560

    How to make your own UTAU oc
    Step 1: Weird animal thingy
    I shall pick a human with a seahorse face and they have very long turtle legs that are pink and explosive. (kill me)
    Weird fetish:
    has a fetish for boats, specifically yachts
    Weird age:
    They are 5 years old but look 11037 years old. (if you get the reference i love you)
    Weird character item:
    Snails

    • @happyjam1245
      @happyjam1245 4 роки тому +132

      no one will have the *BALLS* to try and mess with your UTAU (got the reference😉)

    • @flutter37
      @flutter37 4 роки тому +71

      Hehe leon

    • @salemmarz3809
      @salemmarz3809 4 роки тому +7

      M Khairiansyah Arifin lmao

    • @zachcherry3505
      @zachcherry3505 4 роки тому +60

      11037 kuwata hehe

    • @bibs.sr23g
      @bibs.sr23g 4 роки тому +48

      LEON, THE ULTIMATE BASEBALL PLAYER

  • @ikr1352
    @ikr1352 4 роки тому +442

    Teto has been done justice at last :D

    • @chatterbox1078
      @chatterbox1078 4 роки тому +8

      Teto is like the most popular utau wdym

    • @ikr1352
      @ikr1352 4 роки тому +17

      @@chatterbox1078, i'm Just happy to see a video on Minnemi's channel that explains Teto :)

  • @gremlinteddy
    @gremlinteddy 3 роки тому +12

    0:49 wdym weird? that's my boi gabe

  • @thepistolprincess
    @thepistolprincess 2 роки тому +8

    4:47 I know this video is old, but the song Iriya Iriya is by Yodare-P : )

  • @xinyib5763
    @xinyib5763 4 роки тому +614

    why are they all like 3, i'm confused
    also sukone, you're going to jail sis

    • @ariannagorbet6674
      @ariannagorbet6674 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah, someone call the police

    • @Missgardenista
      @Missgardenista 4 роки тому +11

      What’s going o-
      YALL ARE GOING TO JAIL
      P E R I O D T

    • @Jane_840
      @Jane_840 4 роки тому +5

      FBI OPEN UP (ノ`⌒´)ノ┫:・┻┻

    • @mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122
      @mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122 4 роки тому +3

      @Not IOLIGHT She isn't both lmao. That's her chimera age. Teto is overall 31

    • @hi-ck6nk
      @hi-ck6nk 3 роки тому

      I haven´t seen something about saiki in a while :o (your pfp)

  • @pppoopoo1232
    @pppoopoo1232 4 роки тому +355

    I feel bad for Len. Sukone might want to kill his FREAKING sister and his best friends.

  • @ThePotionMaster413
    @ThePotionMaster413 3 роки тому +8

    Listen. Anyone who can tune Defoko well has my whole fucking heart, since she’s super hard to tune well and because her voice is really soft and is hidden in artificial haze.

    • @Metallic_Ashes
      @Metallic_Ashes 3 роки тому +1

      Yooo you want someone who tunes like a god? Nakano4, this producer is the god of utau

  • @katoxaur
    @katoxaur 3 роки тому +6

    Meiji and Renri have to be my favorite utauloids just because their voicebanks are so nice its sad that meiji is discontinued

  • @rucowz
    @rucowz 4 роки тому +835

    Am I the only one who wishes the popular utaus' fanmade wiki pages would be updated with the correct info? For example, Rook has no canon height, on his official Japanese website he's only described as being "just under Ruko's height", but the English fanwiki pages made up the idea that he's 6'9 (based on his character number)
    Kinda the same way as most of Ruko's fanwikis say they prefer she/her pronouns, that's...made up. Ruko's official site and creators have never given Ruko any pronouns, you can use anything really.
    I also wish more people would be aware that vipperloids (Teto, Ruko, Ritsu, Rook, Tei, Miko etc) were made as joke characters, so the canon facts about them are ridiculous and blown out of proportion. Their characteristics shouldn't be taken 100% seriously... :')

    • @PanTran
      @PanTran 4 роки тому +61

      exactly! It would save so much trouble. Can't even read the comments of a Ruko/Ritsu cover without people arguing about gender.

    • @smmis
      @smmis 4 роки тому +25

      The problem is that most wiki pages on the UTAU fandom wiki of the popular UTAU are moderator locked, and the wiki was kind of abandoned by the moderators when they created the UTAU wiki 2.0 (and even there, they’re locked as well...) so that’s why most users can’t change stuff like this that easily :/ I’ve thought of contacting the admins and such, but i feel like such a bother, lol

    • @rucowz
      @rucowz 4 роки тому +9

      @@smmis YOU'RE RIGHT & I've wanted to contact the admins as well but got too scared to do it...we need a brave hero 😔

    • @smmis
      @smmis 4 роки тому +8

      It’s just that I don’t really know how many of the admins are even active on the old wiki anymore? iirc I think I tried to contact one of them for a minor thing some years ago, but never heard anything from them

    • @animestrife0094
      @animestrife0094 4 роки тому +11

      This comment and its replies are such truths ;-; There's a lot of official stuff that needs translated properly and updated.
      Like people still think Ritsu's fav food is whatever the heck 'chocolate crisps' are instead of 'Choco Krispies'. I was only able to update one website when I found out but the others were locked.

  • @ghorlanes5623
    @ghorlanes5623 4 роки тому +105

    1:35 minecraft in a nutshell

  • @zigzagzagoon
    @zigzagzagoon 3 роки тому +4

    I knew that Nyan Cat had to be a vocaloid or utauloid but I never knew it was Momone????
    Also I love Yokune??? Both of their(?) voices are so nice 😳

  • @ni_bendita_gracia
    @ni_bendita_gracia 3 роки тому +6

    I wonder how Defoko's voice have been created
    Sorry if I wrote it badly, I'm Spanish

    • @snowdrop5048
      @snowdrop5048 3 роки тому +3

      it was sampled from a text-to-speech software

    • @telecasr
      @telecasr 2 роки тому +1

      some really smart japanese people made a text to speech that didnt need an actual persons voice then ameya (utau creator) made a voicebank from the samples

  • @reiimouse
    @reiimouse 4 роки тому +151

    Tei is litteraly the representation of like Half of the vocaloid fandom(Len Fangirls)!
    and also if Tei hates all Vocaloids,why does she love Len?

    • @mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122
      @mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122 4 роки тому +34

      Probably the weird yandere thing "This boy is the only thing left in my life!"

    • @BonnieNakagawa
      @BonnieNakagawa 4 роки тому +13

      How did I find you here?! Anywho, Tei is like a character of the past. If she was released now, the fandom probably wouldn't think of her the way they did when she actually was released. She has not aged too well with time. That doesn't mean her voicebank in of itself is bad though.

    • @reiimouse
      @reiimouse 4 роки тому +11

      @@BonnieNakagawa Hi!
      I Know,I love her voice but she has an unhealthy obsession with Len,and so I said she was the Representent of Len's Fangirls (You will get the joke!)

    • @annaferns1840
      @annaferns1840 4 роки тому +11

      That's the joke. The folks who designed her wanted to make her character annoying to the average NND fan. So we have a school uniform (coz many anime characters have those), the white hair, the touching, the yandere, yada yada.

    • @reiimouse
      @reiimouse 4 роки тому +2

      @@annaferns1840 Ok Thanks!

  • @starrymimix
    @starrymimix 4 роки тому +120

    WHEN ROOK TURNED INTO A DOG-
    ITS NIGHTTIME DONT DO THIS 😭 😭

  • @triniteer8391
    @triniteer8391 3 роки тому +3

    My parents thought VOCALOID was weird...wait till they see this!

  • @Powerisha
    @Powerisha 3 роки тому +79

    For anyone asking why Neru wasn't mentioned, she doesn't have an actual voicebank.
    Also, if Tei loves Len, but despises Vocaloids, then... does she love or hate him? Because Len is also a vocaloid.

    • @wallace_bf
      @wallace_bf 3 роки тому +22

      i headcanon that she loves Len out of all the vocaloids, and probably hates the vocaloids since they get shipped with Len?-

    • @Bluespiderlilies
      @Bluespiderlilies 3 роки тому +11

      @@wallace_bf *seems legit*

    • @amafe8304
      @amafe8304 3 роки тому +5

      I only know one thing: she creepy as hell

    • @josephoyek6574
      @josephoyek6574 2 роки тому

      She hates him but likes the D...

  • @kay_panic_arts
    @kay_panic_arts 3 роки тому +209

    There needs to be an “(un)helpful guide to fanloids” cuz damn I’m so confused about all of them and how people make their voices (except Neru)

    • @genesisjade
      @genesisjade 3 роки тому +22

      The majority of their voices are just pitch-altered versions of existing Vocaloids. There’s like at least 5 fanloids based off Kaito and their voices are all just pitch changes

    • @kay_panic_arts
      @kay_panic_arts 3 роки тому +8

      GenesisJade yeah i know. It’s just that a lot of them i cant tell who the original voice is and when i can tell, it’s hard to tell if they pitched up or down. Usually for me Miku and Kaito derivatives are most distinguishable

  • @charlotpink07
    @charlotpink07 4 роки тому +87

    Utauloid:hates all vocaloid
    Also utauloid:sees Len "falls in love

  • @themanlymen
    @themanlymen 3 роки тому +3

    UTANE UTA HAS SUCH A CUTE VOICE

  • @jjoi4411
    @jjoi4411 3 роки тому +3

    Squidward gettin it in the background