Johnny Depp's funniest moments in court💅😜( part 5 )

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  • @Chris_Of_Abyss
    @Chris_Of_Abyss 2 роки тому +8037

    I loved how Johnny Depp made a sticky note drawing and showed his lawyer. Lawyer looked so proud of his goofy client during this hard and serious time. I swear this dude deserves to win for his innocence alone

    • @accioysa
      @accioysa 2 роки тому +55

      I know right?

    • @mariavlachodimou3771
      @mariavlachodimou3771 2 роки тому +4

      Innocence? He will win because he has money,fame amd security guards that protected him...

    • @ChennaiBahrain
      @ChennaiBahrain 2 роки тому +215

      @@mariavlachodimou3771 bruh

    • @Yuki667Neko
      @Yuki667Neko 2 роки тому +271

      @@mariavlachodimou3771 he will win bc the truth will show that SHE is the abuser in this case. And it will bring hope to other victims male and female to speak out 🙏

    • @senoritaamethyst1923
      @senoritaamethyst1923 2 роки тому +56

      @@mariavlachodimou3771 you mean,justice is for sale in America!?

  • @MalaikaCutii
    @MalaikaCutii 2 роки тому +2785

    "Maybe they're hearsay papers"
    Bro I'm crying 😂

  • @Jennifer-ih4de
    @Jennifer-ih4de 2 роки тому +5499

    Johnny’s lawyer putting on his glasses to look at Johnny’s sticky note drawing and the nod of approval😭 the wholesomeness i Cant 😭❤️

    • @SophieScheib
      @SophieScheib 2 роки тому +96

      I KNOWW IT WAS SO CUTEE😭😭

    • @TEAandWINE
      @TEAandWINE 2 роки тому +120

      2:18 A replay button

    • @PoopooPondue
      @PoopooPondue 2 роки тому +22

      @@TEAandWINE 🙏❣️

    • @aleksnotsorry2180
      @aleksnotsorry2180 2 роки тому +14

      @@TEAandWINE THANK YOU 🙏🙏

    • @EthanMeatan
      @EthanMeatan 2 роки тому +7

      @@TEAandWINE i hope you have a beautiful life

  • @MissChangeALot
    @MissChangeALot 2 роки тому +3104

    “This is hearsay, isn’t it? Your favorite word?” I’m crying 😭 this guy is literally taking this situation so well 💕

    • @HowdyItsAzzy
      @HowdyItsAzzy 2 роки тому +23

      Sorry to be that person but-
      your*

    • @musiccer7446
      @musiccer7446 2 роки тому +47

      He isn’t. Humour is a coping mechanism. He probably won’t trust women in relationships for a long time. He will always have that thought that he might sit in court the next day

    • @arshdeepsingh5351
      @arshdeepsingh5351 2 роки тому +1

      @@HowdyItsAzzy Lol

    • @Tayyrr
      @Tayyrr 2 роки тому +2

      @@musiccer7446 I-

    • @Casperlasperdasper.
      @Casperlasperdasper. 2 роки тому +5

      6:39
      … “hearsay papers”

  • @maxmayfield4214
    @maxmayfield4214 2 роки тому +768

    Love how Amber is actually taking this “seriously” while Johnny is drawing during them talking 😂

    • @milacruz3970
      @milacruz3970 11 місяців тому +31

      She was writting invisible notes the whole trial

  • @chidoscorner
    @chidoscorner 2 роки тому +3410

    My favorite part is "is that the signature I signed three time already?"

    • @Chris_Of_Abyss
      @Chris_Of_Abyss 2 роки тому +92

      Mine was the cute little drawing he showed his proud lawyer

    • @tabitha2917
      @tabitha2917 2 роки тому +1

      Hvhvh))

    • @cremist2317
      @cremist2317 2 роки тому +21

      "Could you repeat that?" lol.

    • @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413
      @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413 2 роки тому +10

      There are many on this single video, but, one of them for example is at 11:35 when Ben Chew (JD's lawyer) has the caption:
      *yo, we aboutta win this shit*

    • @adamhornik8730
      @adamhornik8730 2 роки тому

      show

  • @Brucifer2
    @Brucifer2 2 роки тому +6454

    I love how Johnny enjoys saying Rottenborn's name. Theres nothing more insulting than using someone's name as an insult... especially since his last name is literally an insult.

  • @antagonizingprotagonist8721
    @antagonizingprotagonist8721 2 роки тому +2160

    Fun fact: it is common for liars to point out little details that have absolutely no significance. The carpet rant and "My dog stepped on a bee" Are perfect examples of this

    • @PdPiper-wn2nb
      @PdPiper-wn2nb 2 роки тому +79

      Why is no one talking about the fact that SHE HAS A DOG? I hope he's doing great

    • @JacobsCoffee28
      @JacobsCoffee28 2 роки тому +60

      @@PdPiper-wn2nb well, certainly not..
      Bc he's with Amber Turd :'/

    • @togaloverxoxo6423
      @togaloverxoxo6423 2 роки тому +6

      @@JacobsCoffee28 😂😂 this literally made my day, thx for that😂

    • @JacobsCoffee28
      @JacobsCoffee28 2 роки тому +3

      @@togaloverxoxo6423 haha you're welcome😂🤙🏻

    • @zenerobloodaxe
      @zenerobloodaxe 2 роки тому +14

      My mom is stuck in a tree

  • @megansmith9045
    @megansmith9045 2 роки тому +1434

    I’m sorry, she has a child? That poor baby. Not all people deserve children.

    • @queeenie
      @queeenie 2 роки тому +118

      Hopefully she treats the baby a lot better than this

    • @kariallen6601
      @kariallen6601 2 роки тому +19

      @@queeenie that's the first thing I said

    • @perhapswelivedalonglife8966
      @perhapswelivedalonglife8966 2 роки тому +100

      As someone with a parent who is more or less like amber I sure hope as fuck that baby gets taken away from her to a safer place

    • @MoonWithMe288
      @MoonWithMe288 2 роки тому +9

      Exactly!

    • @sxnfkour
      @sxnfkour 2 роки тому +8

      @@perhapswelivedalonglife8966 same

  • @notAim_
    @notAim_ Рік тому +134

    It is almost like Johnny is teaching Mr.Rottenborn to read. “Did I read that right?” “Yes, you read that very good.” XD

  • @WaryJester
    @WaryJester 2 роки тому +2811

    I think Johnny's personality falls somewhere between the purity of Edward Scissorhands and the absolute chill and charm of Captain Jack Sparrow. And Im living for it.

    • @OverTheDay
      @OverTheDay 2 роки тому +12

      no he is a normal human being completely seperated from the roles he play please go outside

    • @WaryJester
      @WaryJester 2 роки тому +150

      @@OverTheDay "Johnny is a person, he doesn't have a sweet and charming personality"
      That's you. That's what you sound like. You realize characters are given qualities that ACTUAL people have, right?

    • @maxgoldfield7790
      @maxgoldfield7790 2 роки тому +74

      @@OverTheDay Calm down child. Who hurt you?

    • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
      @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 2 роки тому +62

      @@OverTheDay bruh chill they're literally complimenting him:/

    • @snowypixa
      @snowypixa 2 роки тому +52

      @@OverTheDay damn, who pulled an amber heard in your cereal?

  • @sabrinahayes4336
    @sabrinahayes4336 2 роки тому +3501

    I was never into Johnny Depp.But watching him during this court case.He is a character.I love him.🤣

    • @lalunacee9168
      @lalunacee9168 2 роки тому +52

      This. I've binged watched his films. Wondering why I never really checked them out before. 💛

    • @alfieblaadedwatkins8386
      @alfieblaadedwatkins8386 2 роки тому +3

      @@lalunacee9168 all the poftc series.is on disney+ (pirates of the Caribbean )

    • @_loveu_4321
      @_loveu_4321 2 роки тому +13

      i liked his movies but I was never like into him I wasnt a fan but now I love him

    • @JoonieGurly
      @JoonieGurly 2 роки тому +5

      Omg same

    • @andrewgilliam3891
      @andrewgilliam3891 2 роки тому +3

      I have ALWAYS loved him!! 🥰😍
      I honestly just thought everyone else did too, I guess?! 🤷🏻‍♀️😩😂😂

  • @thealivec4t
    @thealivec4t 2 роки тому +5750

    Anyone else heavily relate to how Johnny copes with trauma via comedy?

  • @mariamorales-y2o
    @mariamorales-y2o 8 місяців тому +29

    " My dog stepped on a bee" this frase will be remmembered as the most ridiculus one of all time in history of court

  • @Idontknowhowtobehuman
    @Idontknowhowtobehuman 2 роки тому +243

    5:29 They objected the chair sqeaking. Like what did the chair do?
    1 Like = 1 Justice petition for the chair

    • @raindeer9787
      @raindeer9787 8 місяців тому +4

      The chair squeak is from the lawyer standing up to object the question by the lawyer by the podium, not them objecting a random chair squeak lol

    • @prodby.B-t6w
      @prodby.B-t6w 5 місяців тому +2

      @@raindeer9787 he was joking lol (no Hate)

  • @glisteninglagoon1947
    @glisteninglagoon1947 2 роки тому +1226

    I love all those time when the guy is like “Did I read that right?“ and then Johnny’s like “You certainly read that very well”

    • @Scarz1991
      @Scarz1991 2 роки тому +57

      I half waited for JD to say “good boy, I’m so proud of you” XD

    • @hunter49ish
      @hunter49ish 2 роки тому

      @@Scarz1991 🤣🤣

    • @Rosedrawsandsings
      @Rosedrawsandsings 2 роки тому +9

      I was waiting for Johnny to say "yes sir you can read " 🤣

    • @janaabreu
      @janaabreu 2 роки тому +7

      And when he said "Those are the same documents I signed 3 times before?" LOL

  • @cootachoo
    @cootachoo 2 роки тому +1287

    She really posed for the camera.
    Girl, bye 🤣
    Also, I love how JD's team is all organized and sitting together like a group of best friends that still study hard in class. And AH's team is all discombobulated, papers scattered everywhere, the C-average students. It reminds me of the butt-out cigarettes episode from South Park 🤣

    • @origamiman7891
      @origamiman7891 2 роки тому +59

      Hey, don’t insult us C-average students like that!

    • @cootachoo
      @cootachoo 2 роки тому +37

      @@origamiman7891 lol im sorry, I really didn't mean to insult. To be fair though, I was a C-average student myself xD

    • @potatopower3015
      @potatopower3015 2 роки тому +17

      @@cootachoo I feel like the insult was being compared to the AH team 😂

    • @cootachoo
      @cootachoo 2 роки тому +17

      @@potatopower3015 yeah I know. That's why I threw myself in there as well lol. Don't take it personally, that wasn't the point of my comment.
      It could be a lot worse, you could be one of AH'S team or even worse, her.
      Everyone and everything is better than those people. Even the garbage in my trashcan ✌️

    • @potatopower3015
      @potatopower3015 2 роки тому +8

      @@cootachoo oops, my bad then! I’m very oblivious when it comes to jokes :p

  • @bridgettemounts3320
    @bridgettemounts3320 2 роки тому +647

    He gets great joy out of saying Mr Rottenborn...I would too! Lol

    • @micheletorimaru9348
      @micheletorimaru9348 2 роки тому

      Mr Rottenborn and T💩rd Face would make such a Lovely Couple. Don't you think. 😂😂😂 Bridgette mounts.

    • @thegoblinsteed3558
      @thegoblinsteed3558 2 роки тому +13

      Born Rotten 🤣

  • @zacharysproull3060
    @zacharysproull3060 2 роки тому +124

    I love how Johnny still has his sense of humor during his court hearings. I just think it's funny how he says hearsay and Amber's later says it right after him.

  • @florencefriendsfamily4990
    @florencefriendsfamily4990 2 роки тому +78

    “No I’m not European” 🥹
    “Was she wearing any amica cream?”
    “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” *wheezing in pain
    IMMACULATE ✨✨✨

  • @eleloss
    @eleloss 2 роки тому +363

    I love how non concerned Johnny is. When your innocent you don’t have to worry or act terribly

    • @Just_a_Piano_
      @Just_a_Piano_ 9 місяців тому +1

      Well tbf in the american justice system you still have to be worried. People are falsely accused and wrongfully convicted way too often

  • @cheekyllamacreations
    @cheekyllamacreations 2 роки тому +1880

    No matter how many times I watch these clips of Johnny I still rofl. He is so quick with funny responses. Love him 💕

    • @Pyllymysli
      @Pyllymysli 2 роки тому +18

      I like how when you just watch his testimony in full, he is quite relatable and all. You know the considerate articulation, slight stutter etc. You kinda forget he is a effing big hollywood star. Then he just starts namedropping bombs out of the blue. "Yeah I told some of my closest friends... Tim Burton." "My friend was there playing guitar, Keith Richards." Almost spat my coffee couple of times.

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 2 роки тому +3

      Are you serious? What's something every abuser does to their victim... they isolate them from their circle of friends. This week several of Amber's friends testified that Johnny was isolating Amber from he friends.
      And what method was Johnny Depp using in order to isolate Amber from her friends..... That sick bastard was moving them all into his penthouses and live for free. This man is a true monster, I know this is only a civil trial but I'm 90% sure at the end of it the jury can still put him in jail for 25 to life, and they should.

    • @cheekyllamacreations
      @cheekyllamacreations 2 роки тому

      @@bennypit4411 WTF!! You're talking absolute shite! How is that isolating her from everyone when she was always surrounded by them???? Those freeloaders were all living in luxury at his expense next door! Countless times she said she had them around her for support (yeah that was bullshite too!). They spent most of the time WITH her drinking his alcohol, eating his food, using his drugs, using his pool, he took them all on free tropical vacations?!! The list goes on.... 🙄

    • @a_rtyom
      @a_rtyom 2 роки тому +10

      @@bennypit4411 they were AMBERS friends, ofc they woyld testify like that. plus, ambers own family is on Johnny's side. kate moss is coming next week to testify against amber. and if you didnt know, kate moss is JOHNNY'S EX GF.

    • @arrow4237
      @arrow4237 2 роки тому

      @@bennypit4411 Look at the evidence.. Amber admitted to HITTING Johnny, and her testimony was just one lie after the other you can tell by her body language and the way she snaps when a lawyer objects in the middle of her sentences. She fake cries without shedding a single tear. Her OWN acting coach even said she has trouble shedding tears when she needs to fake cry. She is a psychopath I can't believe you think she was the one abused🤣

  • @randominternetguy3537
    @randominternetguy3537 2 роки тому +640

    Bro, even in sexting, he still says he doesn't wanna cause her injury. That's so fucking funny.

    • @candycanes7581
      @candycanes7581 2 роки тому +71

      Fucking amazing
      So accurate… my god, this is a joke.
      How is Johnny and his team not laughing hysterically thru this whole case!

    • @origamikiddo2625
      @origamikiddo2625 Рік тому +10

      So funny that the lawyer is teasing the text like oh man, we got him with this evil text! While all of us are like...um...😏

    • @bravehearts6226
      @bravehearts6226 4 місяці тому +3

      I just realized today that "I have other uses for your throat" thing was sexting 🥲

    • @btschic8292
      @btschic8292 4 місяці тому

      ​@candycczanes7581 cz i was wheezing 😂

  • @ghost_.gamer.
    @ghost_.gamer. 2 роки тому +794

    Amber Heard's fake cry face is literally me when i take a bite out of a lemon.

    • @dude4809
      @dude4809 2 роки тому +8

      Yes

    • @qwertyuiop-bh7fk
      @qwertyuiop-bh7fk 2 роки тому +15

      Omg I'm wheezing rn 😂

    • @lex0h2
      @lex0h2 2 роки тому +8

      or ice cream

    • @ghost_.gamer.
      @ghost_.gamer. 2 роки тому +12

      @@lex0h2 like very cold ice cream to the point where it sort of hurts your teeth.

    • @lex0h2
      @lex0h2 2 роки тому +6

      @@ghost_.gamer. anything cold can hurt my teeth

  • @duyphan4617
    @duyphan4617 Рік тому +22

    Johnny "bless you" is both wholesome & hilarious XD

  • @aaaawill
    @aaaawill 2 роки тому +341

    “my dog stepped on a bee”
    *looks like she’s gonna start fake crying all over again*

  • @lovisericachii4503
    @lovisericachii4503 2 роки тому +504

    Rotten: I'm trying to not waste the court's time here
    Also rotten: Tis your signature correct? x4

  • @foxrose1392
    @foxrose1392 2 роки тому +183

    “Isn’t happy hour anytime?” My favourite line from Depp 😭🙌

  • @Jonaegh
    @Jonaegh 2 роки тому +153

    Remember, this woman is an ACTRESS. SHE HAS BEEN PAID TO ACT IN MOVIES.
    AND SHE IS THIS BAD AT FAKING EMOTION.

    • @BlueAssassin-k4m
      @BlueAssassin-k4m Місяць тому

      And yet she told everyone that she got the role in Aquaman by auditioning lmaooo

  • @wingidon
    @wingidon 2 роки тому +44

    3:10 mans really just objected to the chair squeaking

  • @elizabethmarzluf1903
    @elizabethmarzluf1903 2 роки тому +487

    I absolutely love when Johnny says he has uses for her throat without injury and Rotten keeps saying it when asked to repeat! So good!!!

    • @OmegaM3TE0R
      @OmegaM3TE0R 2 роки тому +1

      I speak English, yet again I don't understand that statement even after repeating it multiple times. Could you please help me? What does it mean?

    • @cyber_xiii3786
      @cyber_xiii3786 2 роки тому

      @@OmegaM3TE0R probably sexual stuff, I don’t know what else that could mean

    • @Marco-The-Grey
      @Marco-The-Grey 2 роки тому +7

      @@OmegaM3TE0R That Gawk Gawk 9000

  • @yeppeocecille
    @yeppeocecille 2 роки тому +557

    this court is like an endless source of entertainment, it could easily turn into a comedy, imagine every video of this saga as a new episode in netflix 🤣🤣

    • @miamimidnight9309
      @miamimidnight9309 2 роки тому +8

      Omg I would most definitely tune in😂😂😂

    • @warschdule
      @warschdule 2 роки тому

      But omg you are definitely tune ing in 😂 🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩💩

    • @warschdule
      @warschdule 2 роки тому

      @@miamimidnight9309 L bozo + ratio

    • @warschdule
      @warschdule 2 роки тому

      @@miamimidnight9309 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @kazooflopped6359
      @kazooflopped6359 2 роки тому +3

      @@warschdule tf did they do?

  • @tobycooper1041
    @tobycooper1041 2 роки тому +1454

    "Slaps me across the face.. I TURN to look at him." That part has me dying... so the back of your head is now asking him this bs?

    • @michelleb7399
      @michelleb7399 2 роки тому +97

      My mom was pretty violent against me. I remember one particular time when I was a teen she slapped me hard across the face and I turned to look at her… that’s how I would describe it. We were face-to-face yet when she slapped me, it caused my face to turn toward the right (she would slap me on the left cheek with her right hand). When you are slapped hard on the cheek or somewhere on the side of the face, the momentum causes your face to turn. So, to confront your attacker you need to turn your face back toward front.
      As much as I think AH is a horrible vindictive, manipulative person, I have to say that this is a plausible reaction to being slapped when being directly in front of someone, facing them.

    • @Phoenix_DarkMoon
      @Phoenix_DarkMoon 2 роки тому +35

      She has a second face like the film malignant.

    • @tobycooper1041
      @tobycooper1041 2 роки тому +29

      @@michelleb7399 I understand that and have had that exact situation happen with different circumstances, it was intended to be a joke.

    • @dianenoga8538
      @dianenoga8538 2 роки тому +13

      It almost seems like Amber is saying this s*** on purpose

    • @spirre2780
      @spirre2780 2 роки тому +24

      @@michelleb7399 I'm 100% on JD's side but you explaining this makes so much sense tbh. Well, if it weren't AH who's telling lie after lie, but whilst I still don't think JD really slapped her, the sentence she said on it's own doesn't sound that dumb anymore. I'm sorry about what you had to go trough, I truly hope you are safe & happy now 🖤

  • @randomchocolateenjoyer5393
    @randomchocolateenjoyer5393 2 роки тому +40

    "Ur favorite word 💅" and him showing his lawyer the sticky note drawing are my favorite parts of this whole video lmao
    JD is just so pure and adorable in these moments, despite the terrible reasons why he's in this position. He's staying positive in a terrible time, and I truly admire his ability to do so

  • @kellzroberts2355
    @kellzroberts2355 2 роки тому +25

    I love it that Johnny is drawing(one of his greatest passion) while having to listen to AH and her lies. Could you imagine if a guitar was allowed in court room

  • @randomcartoonfan8993
    @randomcartoonfan8993 2 роки тому +383

    “My dog stepped on a bee..” I feel bad for the dog but.. MAN AMBER HEARDS FACE-

    • @Ch33SE_T04STY
      @Ch33SE_T04STY 2 роки тому +3

      And that’s how the meme was made :D

    • @sxnfkour
      @sxnfkour 2 роки тому

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Xxbladeajn88xX
    @Xxbladeajn88xX 2 роки тому +877

    You missed the portion where Johnny says “you’d think I would know if I was throwing up in my sleep, because I’d wake up and actually see the vomit” (not exact quote). That was the biggest point he made.

    • @lunagabriella213
      @lunagabriella213 2 роки тому +5

      Yep, I remember that

    • @ggrrwut
      @ggrrwut 2 роки тому +1

      @@bennypit4411 bruh man...

    • @FaerieLoki
      @FaerieLoki 2 роки тому +7

      @@bennypit4411 she... She saw her friends almost all the time besides when she had work

    • @TheGoodZorua
      @TheGoodZorua 2 роки тому +5

      @@bennypit4411 really hope that's sarcasm

    • @arrow4237
      @arrow4237 2 роки тому +22

      @@bennypit4411 are u ok?? Her sister's story and her own story don't even line up with each other. Amber's testimony was a JOKE it was one lie after the other. You don't have to be a genius to realize she's lying and making up half if not all her stories. Depp is more honest and a genuine good person he would always run away from conflict, not start it. Amber called him a "baby" and said "see if anyone believes you in court" and that "you always run away".. who talks like that to their abuser? Connect the dots yourself man

  • @brianbardel482
    @brianbardel482 2 роки тому +384

    Obviously no one is perfect, I never was a super big Depp fan, I respected him and his roles immensely especially black mass among others, but after seeing this I love the dude. He's so pure and nice I just wanna give him a hug lmao he's taking this shit with style and grace and is managing to be so loveable and funny and charismatic. I'm genuinely so happy his character assassination has almost completely died and been replaced by pure love and support in his hard times. Truly beautiful to see. I wish none of this had to happen but since it did, I'm glad it's gone this way. If amber wins we know the jury was bribed and or threatened. And or black magic was involved.

    • @a.j.9797
      @a.j.9797 2 роки тому +7

      😂I completely agree Brian. I laughed out loud when you said, "and/or black magic was involved".🤣

    • @susanengel-ix8bl
      @susanengel-ix8bl Рік тому

      I can't remember the name of the movie, but he was a writer who lived in the woods, he ended up being the killer that he himself was looking for, it was awesome 😎😎👽👽

    • @Just_a_Piano_
      @Just_a_Piano_ 9 місяців тому

      if anything this whole case just improved Depp's reputation and (rightfully so) destroyed turd's lmfao

  • @linkfan160
    @linkfan160 Рік тому +17

    "You'd like it to be, sir. There's nothing simple about this case."
    "Isn't that hearsay? Your favourite word?"
    God I love him. So honest and refusing to put up with any of this guy's BS whatsoever.

  • @lemoonleeme2235
    @lemoonleeme2235 2 роки тому +34

    We can all agree that Johnny is obviously innocent he’s awesome

  • @Rachel_Nyx
    @Rachel_Nyx 2 роки тому +157

    I love Johnny’s comments about the hearsay. 😭😂 “I’m learning” I died

  • @Greek_Goth
    @Greek_Goth 2 роки тому +558

    I love when Johnny’s lawyer does the middle finger at amber in 1:11 🤣

    • @supermario.wahoo_20
      @supermario.wahoo_20 2 роки тому +15

      same 😂

    • @Hellwaterva
      @Hellwaterva 2 роки тому +35

      the subtlety is astounding

    • @OreoHT
      @OreoHT 2 роки тому +35

      That was too good 🤣 But did she actually snort afterwards? Honestly because that shit looked too perfect. She inhaled, didn't blow mucous. That was crazy. 😳

    • @Greek_Goth
      @Greek_Goth 2 роки тому +1

      @@OreoHT 🤣

    • @Eddie-x8i
      @Eddie-x8i 2 роки тому +3

      Savage lawyer right there 😎

  • @jodyburgin1810
    @jodyburgin1810 2 роки тому +824

    Literally love Johnny Depp & the way he (and his legal team) are dealing with this. The stress is off the scale but he's kept his sense of humour. He's won in the court of public opinion! I know there's a petition going around to get AH dropped from Aquaman but in my opinion they should have dropped her the day the voice recording was heard in court of her saying 'I was not punching you,I was hitting you' ... one rule for men & another rule for women is not fair.
    Great video,thank you. I could watch Johnny being funny all day!
    #teamdepp #justiceforjohnny

    • @kristentrep5038
      @kristentrep5038 2 роки тому +16

      Everything you’ve said X 10!! The tape of her saying the “not punching/hitting” thing is the least of the tapes Now! I’ve heard so many, and it’s disgusting! Christina Randall played one that I haven’t heard before.. it was with Amber literally berating Johnny over his career choices like Jumpstreet, among a lot of other things. You can tell she was using things he’d told her in confidence to rip him apart. This is NOT. A woman in fear of this man! He was staying calm, which seems to be what sets her off! It’s so hard to listen to her with her nasty, condescending legal team! It’s like she hired all people who are awful like she is! Dr Hughes was just as bad!

    • @genevievegreene1595
      @genevievegreene1595 2 роки тому +13

      She seems to think that it would be okay if she slaps him. I wonder how she would feel about being slapped herself. She has been so disrespectful to this man. Slapping someone in the face and putting shit in their bed is the height of disrespect.

    • @oppor9803
      @oppor9803 2 роки тому +5

      @@genevievegreene1595 I hope amber faces every lie she said about Johnny Depp did to him

    • @susanoffenberger431
      @susanoffenberger431 2 роки тому +1

      Amen! Nobody deserves to be accused or lied about to any degree, let alone to the degree it has serious Consequences that could ruin your life because another is being controlled & made into a puppet by their own anger or outta spite!
      I couldn’t agree more with your comment! Nobody has any right to ever put hands on another for any reason unless self defence of course.
      I dunno wth is going on anymore but these are some scary times where living in!
      Johnny Depp is a class act & such a likeable person which only goes to prove more so just how evil amber turd truely is inside.

  • @eucatstrophe5734
    @eucatstrophe5734 2 роки тому +98

    I love how Amber creates whole stories in court and no one believes her, whilst Johnny is sitting there saying a single word And we’ll all believe him 😂 We seriously just need justice for Johnny at this point- Ambers Lies are getting boring!

  • @sarahstewart2154
    @sarahstewart2154 2 роки тому +59

    I love how Jhonny is trying his best not to laugh and amber is fake crying

  • @qlvx9016
    @qlvx9016 2 роки тому +109

    WHY IS BEN SO FUNNY EVEN HIS NATURAL REACTION SEEMS FUNNY TO ME 😭😭😭

  • @ABC060491
    @ABC060491 2 роки тому +705

    Things we learned through this trial:
    - AH's lawyers can read things right.
    - AH's lawyers are advertising for Amica cream because they know they're not getting any more work after this.
    - AH can't act, even if 50mil is on the line.

    • @LadyBug0311
      @LadyBug0311 2 роки тому +48

      Actually Elaine (don't know it that's spelt right) who is also Turd's lawyer cannot read things correctly according to our lovely Dr. Curry hahahah

    • @boba_lu
      @boba_lu 2 роки тому +86

      Additionally, we learned that:
      - their carpet is really dirty
      - her dog stepped on a bee
      - it really was Johnny Depp's signature on the document
      - Johnny Depp poured himself a megapint of wine
      - Drinks and dinner were served when Dr. Curry had an interview with Mr. Depp's legal team 🤨 very sus if you ask AH's lawyer
      - there were mashed potatoes on the counter

    • @TheNinjaNiky
      @TheNinjaNiky 2 роки тому +37

      @@boba_lu you forgot the muffins Dr. Curry had😂

    • @boba_lu
      @boba_lu 2 роки тому +22

      @@TheNinjaNiky the real question here is: why did her husband buy muffins for Amber Heard 🤨🤨

    • @clairelouise4063
      @clairelouise4063 2 роки тому +5

      quick question, who made all the recordings? was that amber?

  • @Zephbobeph
    @Zephbobeph 2 роки тому +86

    Johnny's lawer subtlety giving Amber the finger has to be one of my favorite historical moments

  • @dusajovanovic6499
    @dusajovanovic6499 2 роки тому +35

    5:53 How is he so funny without even trying!!! He's just a legend 👑

  • @cooperosorio6888
    @cooperosorio6888 2 роки тому +17

    “No, but it looks like it would fit some cocaine.” Shit had me dead😭😭😭

  • @Impossible-t7z
    @Impossible-t7z 2 роки тому +173

    ICONIC!!!! He is the best even recounting the worst time of his life! I love him, Justice for our dear Johnny Depp!!

  • @aggv8837
    @aggv8837 2 роки тому +71

    “Maybe there hearsay papers” BAHAHHAHAHA I SNORTED

  • @LadyKataNova
    @LadyKataNova 2 роки тому +111

    AH lawyers were trying to make him mad, but he just sassed his way through this thing. Chillest man on the planet. 😎

  • @Br0teas
    @Br0teas Рік тому +9

    "It's alright I did text someone yesterday"
    Cracked me up!

  • @Slevin_Kalevra
    @Slevin_Kalevra 2 роки тому +21

    That guy litterally shaking his head at the geriatric saying "doctor curry" when he is so dumb he would object to his own question is absolutely fascinating.

  • @kerbethegodkiller2914
    @kerbethegodkiller2914 2 роки тому +76

    It's still really funny to me how they took JD's joke about the million alpacas as a serious statement

  • @cwjohnson1356
    @cwjohnson1356 2 роки тому +205

    Win or lose the name Rottenborn is forever a villain name Jack vs Rottenborn this is the day you almost caught Captain Johnny Depp

  • @Bbeff.Baby.
    @Bbeff.Baby. 2 роки тому +328

    I am loving the relationship that Johnny Depp and all of his lawyers .they all seem like they really care about one another and are good friends it seems like Johnny Depp‘s like that with everyone in his life you can’t help but to just love him and wanna be his friend because he has a good heart that’s very easy to see.
    And is it just me or does it seem like poor Mr. rottenborn on Ambers side kind of wishes he was part of the cool club like he chose the wrong side to be on. I think deep down he really wants to be one in Johnny’s lawyers. Lol 😂

    • @thebruhtruth8973
      @thebruhtruth8973 2 роки тому +5

      He sure is a wannabe🤣

    • @thebruhtruth8973
      @thebruhtruth8973 2 роки тому +11

      OBJECTION HEARSAY!

    • @thebruhtruth8973
      @thebruhtruth8973 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Scarlett193966
      @Scarlett193966 2 роки тому

      This made me lol...the cool club is a perfect description of the other side, and Mr. R did share a smile with Johnny after his cat comment. 😄

  • @AmakaZawadi-vy8qd
    @AmakaZawadi-vy8qd 11 місяців тому +9

    Not him saying, “you read that very very well”😂😂

  • @WPB420
    @WPB420 2 роки тому +8

    I died when Johnny corrected him on the texts. He was waiting for his moment. 🤣

  • @jd5061
    @jd5061 2 роки тому +261

    I'd stay drunk 24/7 if I had to live with her too.

    • @katrinaemily6601
      @katrinaemily6601 2 роки тому +1

      Bahahahaha

    • @ada_pink
      @ada_pink 2 роки тому +3

      Yes yes yes, how can you fault him for turning to drugs when he went through hell everyday with that $*%!$* AH? 🙈

    • @EvalleDeMonaco
      @EvalleDeMonaco 2 роки тому

      💀💀💀

  • @laviniasnow4494
    @laviniasnow4494 2 роки тому +108

    Johnny waiting for his lawyer's reaction to his little drawing melted my heart! 🥰

  • @djtruth7938
    @djtruth7938 2 роки тому +129

    Bro, when the attorney asked him if he sometimes would drink whiskey in the morning... He was basically responding in character as Jack Sparrow and saying: "why's the rum gone?"
    Priceless and Classic response from Johnny!!! Well done LOL!!!
    😳🤣😭💀☠

  • @avastoocaworld
    @avastoocaworld 2 роки тому +13

    The fact that Johnny admits his flaws and Amber is some how flawless... the case is closed in my eyes!

  • @kathryn-sanabri
    @kathryn-sanabri 2 роки тому +15

    8:25 that vent kinda loud😃😍

  • @preztjuswoman
    @preztjuswoman 2 роки тому +312

    "Maybe they're hearsay papers!"
    "Isn't happy hour anytime?"
    "You continue to read them right, yes."
    -Johnny Depp 2022
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @luanhuynh4261
    @luanhuynh4261 2 роки тому +54

    5:15 "my dog stepped on a bee" LMAAAAOOOOOOO shes making up random details as she goes. That was hilarious it was so random.

  • @-valmetal-
    @-valmetal- 2 роки тому +41

    “it’s a simple yes or no question”
    “you’d like it to be, sir”
    i done lost it😭

  • @jamestudio2014
    @jamestudio2014 2 роки тому +7

    Ill be honest I could watch Johnny and the others just chill casually for a whole video.

  • @Omg_Stitchh2
    @Omg_Stitchh2 2 роки тому +4

    I love the way johnny says " How did they know" 😂😂

  • @marlenaquinonez6764
    @marlenaquinonez6764 2 роки тому +88

    Johnny should add stand up/roasting comedy to his resume. 😂😂

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 2 роки тому +72

    I laugh at "a MEGA pint" every time. The way he laughs while saying it gets me

  • @bananacupcakes6790
    @bananacupcakes6790 2 роки тому +84

    I've heard people say a movie will be made from this, but it's the simple fact that this is a whole ass series with several lengthy movies in its pocket already, that got me laughing 🤣...lol

  • @violetGgilmore
    @violetGgilmore 2 роки тому +12

    Saying "I won't give you anything to argue with me yet" while he's not uttering a word or wanting to shows how her lawyer's are no less insane than her

  • @jesshealyx
    @jesshealyx 2 роки тому +2

    Aww he is so sweet tho! The sticky note drawing was so good and it was so cute how proud he was of it and so was his lawyer ❤️

  • @LittleVboh
    @LittleVboh 2 роки тому +135

    Here are some quick facts about Amber that we know that are proven:
    1) He wasn't the only alcoholic and drug abuser. She drank 2 bottles of wine a day, took drugs as well by her own admission.
    2) Caught lying about using the makeup that didn't exist back then to "cover her bruises" frequently, which was refuted by the makeup company in court.
    3) Past domestic violence arrest against her ex, literally charged and arrested. Plus admitted to domestic violence against Johnny. Plus suspicion of domestic violence against her own sister (her sister was discussing it with her friends by the poolside in a video clip), and assaulted her ex-best friend in public. In contrast Johnny has no history of being violent towards women, every single one of his ex gfs and spouses all speak highly of him, and has said he's never laid hands on them.
    4) Audio recording of her admitting to cutting his finger in Australia (not allowed in this trial due to technicalities), proving again that her testimony was a lie. (one of the voices on the tape is now deceased and can't testify)
    5) Her psychologist lied about Amber having no domestic violence history and was called out by Johnny's attorney.
    6) Has NO witnesses or evidence (all conveniently random strangers that she doesn't know or deceased people like the bodyguard)
    7) Her longtime assistant testified under oath that she did not once see or hear any physical abuse from Depp or ever saw any injuries on Heard in all the years. She also testified under oath that Heard spit ON her face when she asked for a raise
    8) She visits Dr Kipper's office the day after an alleged incident where she was severely beaten, the doctor's medical report states her in perfect health, with no injuries of any kind on her, also state her skin was in perfect condition. Her explanation was "this was a partial report and I didn't have time to get into the details with the doctor about the injuries". (Day 16 of trial cross examination)
    9) Allegedly got her nose broken, hit multiple times, her scalp and hair ripped off, penetrated by a bottle, dragged over broken glass and got her arms and legs "pretty cut up", then somehow felt safe enough to take sleeping pills with her "attacker" in the same house, woke up the next day and made him coffee, then went to James Corden's show miraculously healed. No marks, no scars, no pictures, no medical report . Hair stylist saw no signs of abuse, the hair stylist would've been inches away from her face looking at all the details while working on her appearance, and she saw 0 injuries. Multiple witnesses (including 3 cops) saw no signs of abuse.
    10) Allegedly got raped and assaulted multiple times on her honeymoon, then wrote Johnny a love letter saying "it was the most amazing and beautiful honeymoon any girl could've ever dreamed of". (evidence presented in Day 18 of trial)
    11) Claimed she wanted to leave Johnny, but in all the audio clips she was the one begging him to stay. Claimed she always tried to de-escalate, but in audio clips she was always the aggressor preventing him from leaving and taunting him .
    12) In all her "crying", there's never a single tear coming out of her eyes, even when reciting the most "traumatic experience".
    13) Allegedly feared for her life but bought him a large knife.
    14) Testified under oath that she was beaten by Johnny with huge chunky rings on all his fingers, said she was "hit so many times in the face over and over again she lost count". The photos taken the next day shows her face completely spotless without any injuries, when cross examined, she answers "there do not appear to be any injuries on my face in that photo".
    15) Caught lying under oath again saying she "didn't receive money" from Johnny when she got $7 million, and lying about "never assaulted" Johnny when she admits to it on tape.
    16) Proven once again as a liar when she made public statement of donating 7 million dollars for children's hospital but in reality donated exactly 0 dollars before she was called out, also caught lying under oath about donating the money. Her sworn statement was "I donated the entire settlement of $7 million to charity", when cross examined, she states "I did not lie, I pledged the $7 million, "pledged" and "donated" are synonymous, they mean the same thing." (Day 16 of trial cross examination)
    17) Blackmailing Depp with her attorney, trying to make a deal for 3 of the adjoining penthouses where they both lived, 50k monthly expenses, 500k in attorney fees and the SUV Depp let her drive in exchange for not filing the protection order.
    18) Her publishing of the op-ed "domestic violence" piece is timed perfectly with the release of Aquaman film, it didn't get published when they divorced, or before, or right after, but instead it was published right when Aquaman was being released and when the "Me Too" movement was grabbing the most headlines.
    19) Amber Heard's team desperately tried to stop the trial from being publicly broadcasted while Depp's team made sure it was made public
    20) Long time friend and co worker of Amber Heard telling about her hardcore cocaine and drug habit dating all the way back to 2008 when they were close associates, (youtube show called "Steven and Jason" and in the newest episode titled "We need to talk about AH").
    21) Amber testified about having injuries such as “gross colored puss coming out of her temple” and “suffering a broken nose”, but when cross examined she changes the lines to “gross colored puss UNDER HER SCALP” and “FELT like a broken nose”, because she knew the evidence is about to show ZERO injuries visible on her. (How does she see gross colored puss under her scalp? With an X-ray machine??)
    22) Allegedly got beaten up for FIVE YEARS and not a SINGLE injury shown on her face, no doctor visits, no dentists, no surgeons, no photos, despite countless appearances in public events and countless photos taken given her celebrity status, many of those public appearances were the night after "the beating", keep in mind the beating were all allegedly done by Depp with "huge chunky" rings on all his fingers, yet after five years of beating, she didn't need to visit the doctors once or show on sign of injury on her face, sounds like her facial bone density and durability of her skin can match that of armor platings.
    23) Alleges Johnny slashed the soles of her feet, but was seen the next day walking completely normal, again no doctor visits or treatments of any kind even though she has a personal doctor on retainer.
    24) Constantly changing details of her stories and allegations, she's already given 4 different versions of the poop incident, she has said "1: told security guard that she pooped and it was a practical joke gone wrong. 2: Johnny did it to frame her. 3: said it never happened and Johnny was gaslighting her. 4: said the tiny puppies did it."
    25) Her lying under oath is not even worth mentioning anymore, there is too many to list, just to list a few in this trial alone. Lying about not receiving any money from Johnny, when in fact she received $7 million. Lying about having donated the money, when in fact she has donated $0 so far. Lying about never assaulted Johnny, when in fact she was recorded admitting to it multiple times. Lying about never assaulted anyone before, when in fact she's assaulted at least 4 that we have evidence of. Lying about her injuries, when a medical record showed absolutely no injuries.
    26) She put someone through hell for years, publicly shamed and destroyed his career and life, just so she can be seen as a noble victim and use the attention and sympathy to advance her career and profile. She claims she's never wanted to be seen as a victim and wanted to move on, but appears in countless TV shows and articles talking about her "abuse" and "donation" non stop, literally appeared on every show she could to talk about her being a victim and being noble on the donation that never happened.
    27) Amber's own friend, Tillet Wright, a long time close friend with Amber Heard, testified under oath that he's never seen or heard Amber being abused by Johnny Depp. (Day 20 of trial)

    • @hyejulko
      @hyejulko 2 роки тому +13

      Jesus im not reading this

    • @Angel_Love6680
      @Angel_Love6680 2 роки тому +2

      @@hyejulko that's what i just said XD

    • @sumaakter750
      @sumaakter750 2 роки тому +15

      My man just did a 50 page essay in the comments

    • @MalaikaCutii
      @MalaikaCutii 2 роки тому +1

      💯 facts

    • @Anunseasonabletoering
      @Anunseasonabletoering 2 роки тому +22

      Despite all the comments saying "I'm not reading that." I did read all that, and damn you're good bro. Thanks for citing all this.

  • @flowerpuffff
    @flowerpuffff 2 роки тому +319

    I can’t believe that Elaine seriously said “objection calls for speculation” on what role Johnny was going to play in Pirates 6💀 Like girl… come on😩

    • @AF3NI
      @AF3NI 2 роки тому +6

      Lmfao

    • @debbieclark5846
      @debbieclark5846 2 роки тому +21

      I thought the same thing! Who doesn’t know he’s jack sparrow

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 2 роки тому +27

      @@debbieclark5846 *CAPTAIN* Jack sparrow.

    • @radium4194
      @radium4194 2 роки тому +5

      @@debbieclark5846 CAPTIAN, Jack sparrow, don’t forget

    • @NBear2338
      @NBear2338 2 роки тому +4

      Obviously Elizabeth swan

  • @JadensReviews
    @JadensReviews 2 роки тому +118

    Depp is so quick witted. Love his responses to their arrogant attitudes.

  • @marksnyder6120
    @marksnyder6120 7 місяців тому

    Johnny Depp is just too great!!! Love him.

  • @annfalconer8723
    @annfalconer8723 2 роки тому +6

    3 things
    1: Johnny is such a gentleman literally 🔥
    2: this video is 😂
    3: amber those tears were so real I couldn’t even see them!!!

  • @sakshi6282
    @sakshi6282 2 роки тому +191

    "Slaps me across the face. I turn to look at him." No one was intelligent enough to process this BS. This is one of the most funniest thing going on for the past few weeks if it wouldn't have been so sad for Johnny Depp

    • @samhenley7156
      @samhenley7156 2 роки тому +4

      Encyclopedia Brown has solved the case! She could not have turned to face him after being slapped across the face if she was already facing him to begin with.

  • @CL4UDi4xx
    @CL4UDi4xx 2 роки тому +47

    "it's alright I did text someone yesterday" lmao hes so cute

  • @cymbelinebritain6799
    @cymbelinebritain6799 2 роки тому +54

    "Maybe they're hearsay papers" Gets me every time. LMAO!

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima 2 роки тому +4

    "I was... drinking"
    "You were drinking pretty heavly"
    "Were you there?"
    The chad.

  • @TerPer1969
    @TerPer1969 2 роки тому +2

    This weeping is horrific!! Seriously, if she auditions like this she must of had some favors called in. It's a SLAM DUNK WIN for JD #TeamJohnny! 😍

  • @MasterHall117
    @MasterHall117 2 роки тому +38

    Amber: my throat is yours
    Depp: I have better intentions than abuse
    Everyone: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE 😏

  • @maybaby4768
    @maybaby4768 2 роки тому +44

    7:10 this section of the video of the case got me rolling 😂🤚 He is one hell of a jokester and I’m living for his whole humor throughout this case. Absolutely love him!! ♥️♥️

  • @Its_a_mystery77
    @Its_a_mystery77 2 роки тому +20

    Johnny is a pure soul but he is savage at the same time. I love this man!! He was never guilty in my eyes. He will ALWAYS be one of he most iconic actors of all time. A genuine man. Love you, Johnny!!!

  • @KatieLeDerp
    @KatieLeDerp Рік тому +1

    I fucking adore how Johnny drew something and showed his lawyer and his lawyer is so fucking proud.

  • @funtimepastel9118
    @funtimepastel9118 2 роки тому +3

    Bro this video is a masterpiece, just the,
    “My dog stepped on a bee ARGHHHH ✨✨✨😩😩😩💅💅💅💅
    And the fact that the dude is like “Did I read that right?” So many times and Johnny is just like
    “Y-Yes no shit-“
    Johnny is such a child in this and I’m living for it 😂

  • @BleedthisFreak83
    @BleedthisFreak83 2 роки тому +80

    Its so clear from the employees who have stuck by him for many years, and friends, to his newly appointed legal team, that Johnny Depp has a lovely aura about him. He literally brings joy and this is just in a court room, can you imagine being in his company on an island with fine wines and cheese’s?! I mean seriously, Turd fucked up BIGTIME. Side note cardi b saying ‘dats weeeirred’ in the clip took me outtt 😅😂😂😂

  • @zulaikairizarry-vargas9293
    @zulaikairizarry-vargas9293 2 роки тому +121

    I hope and pray he doesn't go threw that ever again he's a good actor and he has a beautiful soul. I love his movies.

  • @veelee4836
    @veelee4836 2 роки тому +34

    "Maybe they're hearsay papers..." 😂

  • @sadierutta2406
    @sadierutta2406 6 місяців тому +2

    Her hair in “My dog stepped on a bee” made me spit my drink out XD

  • @kimstephenson5985
    @kimstephenson5985 2 роки тому +17

    2:00 I think she might need to wash the carpet if it's that dirty

  • @Tororobas
    @Tororobas 2 роки тому +42

    i think the best part of this whole case is when ben litteraly takes out his glasses with all seriousness to look at a drawing that johnny did, that right there is friendship to the max

  • @airryyy2794
    @airryyy2794 2 роки тому +43

    0:25 and the part afterwards seriously made me choke on my cereal oh my god. I wheezed so hard THAT WHOLE THING WAS UNNECESSARILY FUNNY

  • @allie936
    @allie936 2 роки тому +63

    There is something when Johnny says “ A mega pint?” that’s just so 🔥🔥🔥Anyone else notice what I’m noticing

  • @annisayen8805
    @annisayen8805 2 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "it's alright, I did texted someone yesterday"... OMG... I love you, Johnny... 😘😘😘

  • @Dylan-md5ju
    @Dylan-md5ju 2 роки тому +3

    “I turned around and looked at him and I said JOHNNY YOU HIT ME! YOU JUST HIT ME!” Had me dead 🥲