no imagine talking casually with a friend and he asks what happened at your worst date and he just straight up says: Oh my date overdosed in the bathroom, Anyway.
Here's the worst date I ever had. I was 17, relatively new to the whole concept of dating. I dated this guy who had just graduated from the same high school as me, but a year ago, so I new him. My mom and dad met and actually liked this guy, I thought he was pretty great too. He had recently gotten his second car and wanted to take me out to eat somewhere, just the two of us. The actual date and meal part went great, we got along well and he treated the waitstaff nicely. It all went to hell on the way home. We left the restaurant, and there was a lot of nasty traffic on the main road, so we went down a back road for a little bit. On the way back to my house, there was a dog who had clearly just been abandoned. Does this guy stop? Oh hell no. He backed up, spun his tires hard, put it in drive and HIT THE DOG. He hit the poor dog and had the worst, scariest grin on his face while doing it. Afterwards he just kept driving like it was nothing. I couldn't do or say anything, I was horrified! If he had just done that to a random dog, what would he have done to me if I tried to say something? He dropped me off like nothing unusual had happened, and as soon as I got inside I started bawling to my mom and dad. Thanks to them I got a number change and they threatened to shoot the guy if he came back on their property or tried to contact me ever again
@@tiredman99 I felt awful afterwards... There was no way that dog survived and then there was the feeling that I should have done or said something, instead of just shutting up
What does it say about how your friends view you when they come to you and are like: "I have this friend. She's super whiny and pushy. She's kind of annoying and crazy. She'd be perfect for you." Like really?
You can’t even begin to comprehend the pure happiness I get whenever I wake up early in the morning and see that you posted something 😭 thank you for giving me something entertaining to listen to while I do my hair and makeup for work 😭❤️
Here’s a situation where being mad at both cheating parties makes sense Rslash: One of my exes cheated on me with a “good” friend of mine. A friend who I frequently gave rides to, comforted, and also worked with. I introduced my ex to him because they had stuff in common and the guy needed more friends. My ex ended up hanging out with this guy on my birthday and having sex at his apartment. My ex initiated everything, but my friend could have stood by me and kicked the jerk out. But they both betrayed me that night, so I hate both of them and rightfully so.
Well the difference is Gf and best friend = angry at both SO and random stranger who didn’t know = angry at random stranger??? How does that make sense? That’s what Rslash meane
Dude, most women are not crazy. It is always better to take a chance - even if it goes wrong, you'll have a funny story to tell! In fact, that is how I always approach situations that have a gone wrong - just think of all your friends laughing as you tell them what happened over a pint down the pub! 😂 It really does help to make existencenmore bearable.... 😃😄☺
12:00 Man I always hated it when my date would do that. I would get all gussied up and look nice and he would wear the exact same thing-- t-shirt, jeans, and a ratty old hoodie. I get that if we were going to a casual location it would've been acceptable, but on fancier dates I would've appreciated more effort!
I always thought bad dates were just embarrassing, sad or a little creepy. But never entertaining; this had me in stitches. One of my favorite rSlash episodes
I have two when I was in college and figuring out online dating: 1. We met up for some pizza. The dude is lethargic and not really engaging in conversation. Was definitely hungry on account of being a 420 connoisseur. (The sunglasses inside maybe should've been a hint, I don't know.) Anyway, he recommends we watch some TV. We go back to my dorm and he puts on Adventure Time. Barely two episodes in, he falls asleep. On me. Woke him up, but fell asleep again after the third episode. Didn't see him again. 2. We were talking for a while and we decided to meet later that night. He said he was waiting on his roommate to bring back his car since they shared it. Two hours later, he said his friend was running late. Another two hours pass and his online dating profile is gone. (Not horrible, but still a dick move imo)
“You speak like a peasant” Obviously he’s an idiot but the grandmother probably told him this about his own command of the language or his parents- specifically because she’s heard it from her family in a time where how you talked could give away your social status and that changed opinions. Now we don’t care as much and we are more casual with language but once it would have been an easy way to tell someone’s level of education and then their level of wealth and status. It’s like when your grandparents tell you to act or speak properly.
It reminds me of how my grandad grew up in the States, was 3rd or so generation born in the US, but he grew up in a remote area where everyone only spoke German. German was his first language and it was the only language for most of the people in his town and any nearby towns. Basically, German immigrants settled the area, but the towns were so remote that they had no reason to learn any other languages until the mid-20th century. Anyway, my grandad would occasionally meet people from Germany or Austria and would chat with them. He said they were all surprised at how well he spoke, but that he had an odd accent they couldn’t place and that he used some very outdated words. But he didn’t pretend he knew the language better than them. He just knew that his town had been isolated from Germany for 100 years, so of course it would sound a bit ‘off’ to Germans. He just tried to learn new words and phrases from them. I can’t imagine what an ass he’d be if he’d told them *they* were speaking it wrong. And worse, if based on him speaking German and teaching us some, if me or my brother had smugly told a German date they were speaking it incorrectly.
@@Annie_Annie__ I'm a Polish catholic living in Poland. In my parish there's a priest born and raised in Warsaw who spent over 20 years in a Polish church in the USA. At the beginning after coming back his Polish was...strange? peculiar? even though fully understandable.As a result, we focused more on his highly original "style" than on the gist of the sermons :-)
This gets worse when you add dialects into the mix. I live in a very small village on an island that is considered to have very uncomprehensible dialect. Here is the thing. When I am at the capital, I speak, properly (?), the common dialect (?) I don't know how to say this. Although it is, apparently, apparent that I come from that island, my accent is as proper as it, probably, can be. However, things change when I am speaking to my parents or others that are from the same village that I am. I was in a drugstore to pick up some medicine and my mother happened to call. It was the usual check up, "how are you", "what did you do today", etc. Apparently without me knowing, I was speaking in a very heavy accent. At some point after I ended the call I turned to the pharmacist and asked if my order was ready in perfectly normal accent and she said, "Oh, so you do know how to speak properly". I know this woman for many years and was a great help on many occasions, especially since I moved there and didn't know any people in that area and she was one of the first people I got to know. She can roast me all she wants and I won't be angry at her.
Yeah, i'm different eastern european living in america but the language has changed so much. There's a lot of people who get offended by the ultra polite "you all" that my parents drilled into me and my parents spoke with both the capital city accent and their home village dialect, so all that mixed with english turns into a funny sounding dialect from me. I had an interview with someone from that country, and as soon as she came on speaking like a news reporter I knew I was done for lol.
About the wife being mad at OP instead of her spouse, I think it's a "Well, you obviously knew he was taken, so I'm going to get revenge at you for stealing/seducing/whatever my significant other". She just arrived and didn't have time to process anything so I would not be surprised if she just shut down and went "autopilot"
@@whitneybennett5076 it's the same situation with men too. Have you honestly never seen some guy get a gun and tell his SO he is going to kill the bastard she chested on him with?
@@whitneybennett5076 I wasn't annoyed or anything. I was mostly confused. That exact line is so common in dramas and basically every TV show with a male and female couple, that I was genuinely confused because of your comment.
@@whitneybennett5076 ooof! Sound rough man. Overthinking random texts on the internet and even caring about the feelings of a complete stranger enough. I don't know how Asperger's works, so the best I can do is a hang in there! You learn to live with dumb genetic(I assume) shit.
There’s also the idea that if the wife blames her husband, her whole world is going to collapse. Everything she’s built with him is going to be swept out from under her and she’s likely going to be facing divorce, mostly being a single mom, a step down (or more) financially, etc etc etc. So it’s better to blame the other woman because she can be gotten rid of and maybe the wife and husband’s relationship can be fixed. This thought process is made so quickly that it’s nearly subconscious. It’s a snap judgment. Plus, she knows her husband well and doesn’t know the other woman. So she’s more drawn to defend him and see the other woman as a 2-dimensional cartoon villain that is just an "evil home wrecker" with no other traits.
There are blind dates where all the 2 do is talk about how long they've listened to r/slash. Then, one of them gets bold and asks if they want to go back to one of their places and "Passionately Hug", and it works! Then, they have a kid from that night and name it Dabney. But they call their son "r/slash" as a little nickname. I hope to hear one of those stories.
OK, for that one about the engagement ring joke that fell flat, I both find the joke funny and can see how it would backfire even if your date did have a sense of humour. What if crazy guy ended up stalking date's friend or something, and you/we/OP just didn't get to hear that part of the story? If something that traumatic happened to your friend, I wouldn't blame you for not enjoying jokes about that sort of thing. Not having a sense of humour at all though? I would blame you for that.
Yeah, I had a guy try to date me… and on the first time we talked in a while, a facetime date, because he was in a different state at the time, he spent 3 hours in the early hours of the morning explaining his take on religion, how he wanted to start (basically a) cult, and how I would be the perfect bride to lead along side him.
yes i was looking for this comment! it sounds like that poor girl could have been traumatized from that stalker dude, the joke was funny but def poor taste, and i wouldn't have laughed either. even if it wasn't her, but her friend, she still had to experience part of that.
@@starbird3939 not really I found it pretty funny but I guess it’s a sorta thing she has problems with so it wasn’t the best. If she didn’t laughed at any of the jokes he should’ve probably just stopped trying and count it as a loss.
I’ve had mixed results with being set up with guys. Twice in college I had people tell me I should write someone they knew. The first was a friend of this guy who I considered to be a fairly obnoxious person... we’ll call the friend Lucas. I wasn’t really conscious of what kept me from writing Lucas but I think in retrospect it was that the guy recommending him was so full of himself. Were any of his friends likely to be more pleasant? The second was the cousin of my roommate. She said, “You should write my cousin. He’s weird like you.” This might sound insulting to some people but to me, it struck the right note. Anyone who got me well enough to describe me as weird to my face might be on the right track. So I wrote him... and to sum up, we’ve been married for 28 years and counting. Three kids. But when I told that other guy that I’d written my roommate’s cousin and we’d hit it off, he just said, “Eh, that’s good. Lucas is kind of a jerk anyway.” Jackass.
I chatted with a guy for a few weeks. Met online. Went on one date. I was I think 19, he was 25. I told him I was going on a trip and would be out of contact for a week. 2 days into the vacation, I go to check my phone and had several missed calls and increasingly panicked voicemails about my being non-responsive. Like dude, I told you I wasnt going to be able to make calls or chat. (This was back before national cell phone coverage so I couldn't do roaming calls, and before texting was really a thing) I mean he was nice, but it just felt he was super clingy and whatever future we could've had disappeared.
First story: I agree, "sorry for your loss, don't call me." But make sure she gets home safe. Don't let her drive like that, regardless of what she did.
@Stolen Car: Why the guy was waiting: They were waiting for the police to show up to take the Auto Theft report. They literally said it in the end. That's why they stuck around.
Also, the guy might not have let slip it was his wife he was calling and OP didn’t know until the wife did show up. Maybe he said it was a friend who could come pick them up or something.
@@ReigoVassal That would only be true if he hadn't hidden the fact that he was married from her. After a revelation like that, she has every right to walk away and say that neither he nor any of his problems are her problem anymore. The discovery that he was married not only reveals that he lied to and used her, but also nullifies whatever relationship they may have had (which was based on the premise that he was single) and reduces them to strangers. Would you stick around to help a dishonest stranger whose car was stolen while he was busy scamming you and whom you could no longer feel safe around (if he's willing to hide his marriage, he obviously doesn't care too much about her rights or whether the relationship was fully consensual)? I don't think so.
5:04 about that LOL My family did that Ancestry thing and found out we are descended from one of the many affairs' one the King Georges had, XD It's still a good laugh to this day and some people on my mom's side came Africa, Good laughs all around.
Do attempted dates count? There was this girl (daughter of some older friends, close to the same age) whom I'd visited with a several times, we had been talking quite a bit while I was visiting, and I finally decided to ask her out (I knew she wasn't dating.) Well, she worked retail and was living in a city 1.5 hours away, I drove in, found her and asked if she'd like to go to a movie that night (fellowship of the rings, definitely her type of movie.) Her response? You go watch it and tell me what it's like. I didn't try again.
Im a minor so ive only been on two dates in my whole current lifetime😅 but my first date was pretty odd our families would ditch us at the mall and then pop up when we get talking we had no privacy yet had privacy- it was so weird
I had to play chaperone once. Give them enough space to talk, but not enough space for any deep conversation. It felt weird the whole time. I felt like a stalker and I'm pretty sure I looked like one too.
@@ttyngordon oh jeez😭 recently they took me out to eat for my birthday and we were so awkward we talked and managed to keep conversations but were both extremely socially awkward and we were alone at a restaurant so like not a great combo
My interpretation of peasant is someone at the lowest peg of the social ladder. They lack most any sophistication, like eating spaghetti with your fingers in a restaurant style.
I have a story for this. I went on a date with a guy that was a bit older than me and we went out to eat. When I first started talking to him he was pretty decent. But then I met him in person and that perception changed, because the whole time during dinner and while I was trying to have a conversation with him, he had his phone out on the table and was watching UA-cam the entire time. And I was like "Really dude? You can do that at home." I even told him after the date that what he did was very rude and I didn't like it, and he had the audacity to try to tell me I did the same thing simply because I was showing him things on my phone and my iPad but the thing is once I was done showing him I put those away especially when the food got there because I was more focused on eating cuz I was hungry. But yeah needless to say, I never contacted that guy again. His Excuse was also that he had not been on a date in a while and I was like thinking "That isn't an excuse. The point of a date is to get to know the person. Not be on UA-cam or on your phone absorbed and not paying attention to the other person."
I worked as a bartender and a friend of mine came in after his first date with a girl. She did the same thing! 😑 Was constantly on her phone and wasn't really talking or acknowledging him at all.🙄 Afterwards she actually said that she had a great time and they should do it again. 😮I couldn't stop laughing and told him that some girls go on "dates" for the free meal.😂😂🤣🤣🤣
An ex-best friend did this. Every time we went to eat, he'd converse but was way heavily invested in his phone. I eventually said "you're either having lunch with your phone or with me." He finally turned it off.
I had a date with someone who also talked about their life story. We met at a starbucks, didn’t order anything (I hadn’t been to starbucks before). We sat there for about three or four hours, where they talked about their suicidal past, weight gain from anxiety and depression medication, bad exes, their current eating disorder, people bullying them in high school (they had been out for 2/3 years), not having friends, and confiding in me that they were currently suicidal. I eventually convinced them to leave, where we wnt to Journeys and they windowshopped while i kind of stood there, then barnes and noble where i tried to distract them from hard topics with anime (they talked about it a lot). At the end of the date they said they had a lot of fun and wanted to see me again and i just kind of nodded. That same night i texted them that I didn’t think i felt the same for them but tried to be nice. It was… a lot
There’s a really good chance that girl was lying to and cheating on her fiancé as well. She’s probably gonna feel guilty for the rest of her life that she was with another person while he died.
Your choice of the words "it went to morbid and insane in a heartbeat" about the OD date was a little piece of unintentional irony imo, because technically the lack of a heartbeat was what made the situation so awful. 🤦♀️Ik, I'm going to Hell.
Oh, God. My dad did a version of the engagement thing to my mom! He was having a family dinner with HER family and announced that they were engaged. They had talked about if they were interested in marriage, but he hadn't asked. It was all of 2 months into the relationship. My mom's home life was... Complicated and not good. She went with it mostly to be able to move out. The wedding was about a month later. I was born a year later (yes, I have checked the marriage certificate against my birth certificate. If Mom was knocked up, then I have a sibling in heaven). They were married for 16 years and had 2 kids, but yeah... You can guess what that marriage was like.
The one date i went on was with a college classmate who brought 3 of her guy friends along, we had agreed it was a date beforehand and as far as i knew, she wasnt polygamous.
whoa!!!! that stabby lady.... A garden trowel? i mean like not even a nice sharp kitchen knife but instead a gardening tool that usually has a kinda dull edge and really wide blade. Poor hubby
Worst start to a date was when I was about 19, was driving a car that wouldn't go in reverse, pulled in the girls driveway with no way to loop around, so my dates Mom help me push the car in position to be able to leave, luckily it was a small car
R/slash. Please remember not everywhere has Uber or even a Taxi. Just because a town has a movie theater dose not necessarily mean it has a ride share service of one form or another.
@@aaroncousins4750 There are 2 towns near me they have a school in each town they have a cinema in each town the nearest taxi service is 45 minutes away
The town I live in/near had a movie theater until last year because pandemic. That being said, the nearest Lyft and Uber services are an hour away. And the cab company has like three different phone numbers, none of them work. We have a public transit system you call and make appointments for, but only during the day (until 5 PM) and they may or may not be able to find your location in time
I remember my mom telling me stories of when she was in high school. When they found out a guy was cheating, both the girls would get together and plot their revenge in the guy for cheating. I dont understand why girls get mad at the other girl when their boyfriend cheats.
I hate that so much. You don't deserve them shitting on you like that!!!! I used to be like that too. But thankfully my mom installed confidence in myself, so no also your safety comes first
I went on a date last year and the guy thought I wasn't having a good time so he left me at a store that I've never been to lol I was lucky my old roommate saved me by picking me up and bringing me back home.
I could have sworn that story about the Alaskan honeymoon was in yesterday's episode or the day before. Also the story about the drug addict shooting up was in a different video as well
Maybe he's copying himself? But I've not noticed that. After you listen to a few different readers over a period of time you do see the same stories popping up here and there. At first it annoyed me, but when I realized that these guys don't collaborate and so there's no way they can tell if the story's been read five times over the past month. There's bound to be duplication.
2:32 I think from the context of the story, OP didn't know about the wife until she showed up. Like, date called his wife, but didn't tell OP that's who it was. You're right though, the wife should have been pissed at her moron of a husband.
One surprising thing is out of all the stories on this channel involving cheating spouses, this is by far the only one which has the person getting mad at the other person because their spouse was cheating on them, like, I'm surprise that 'blame the paramour' stories are non-existent in Reddit as this is a common problem in real life. Honestly, this whole thing feels like it's the result of the women being so obsessive of their man that she lead herself to believe that he would never betray her, so when it turns out he does, it has to be the work of the other woman because she knew he's already taken, she mind controls him into dating her, because how else did he choose her instead of the person he's already in a relationship? Yeah, this logic is stupid.
I went on a double date with a friend of mine, I wasnt really interested but she didnt want to go alone and the guy had a friend. This man spent the entire time talking to me about the different drugs hes done and what they did to him. Guy was a military doctor. I noped out of that and never saw him again. My friends date turned out to be already engaged as well so they were both losers.
It’s possible based on lack of context in the 3rd story that OP’s date made the phone call to his wife without telling OP who it was and didn’t know he had a wife until she actually showed up
I am such a horrible person....in that situation I would have said "sorry for your loss, but since you have been dating me for about a year, clearly the universe didn't think you wanted him" And then just leave
I don't get spouses that get mad at the innocent date, it's not like people go, "oh yeah by the way I have a partner that doesn't know I'm doing this" at the start of the date
Worst date: was back when I started using Internet dating. Didn’t even feel comfortable posting my photo. I messaged a girl on plenty of fish and she wasn’t posting a photo either. Conversation seem to be going OK we decided the restaurant was the first time we see each other. What made the date bad? 1) she was over half an hour late 2) when I say she didn’t stay I mean she saw me, had this absolute look of disappointment in her eyes. Left after saying “sorry didn’t realize you were that big. Best of luck in your search” 3) whole length of this “date”…maybe 60 seconds 😔
I remember that one. This OP should’ve really done that or not even drive them. Or call cops on them for underage drinking after she left. This was just painful to listen to
Lol, your comment reminded me of this: Hawaiian, born and raised on Maui. Not all of us obviously, but a lot of us have relatives who were connected to the ali'i, essentially, our royalty. Heck, my great grandparent was part of the freaking royal court.
Big same, I don't understand how people get mad at the person they're being cheated WITH Like?? They didn't cheat on you??? If anything they're doing you a favor as long as you don't know them.
Do you have a terrible date story?
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I wish lol
This episode was straight up crazy. Imagine having your date *die* in the bathroom
no imagine talking casually with a friend and he asks what happened at your worst date and he just straight up says: Oh my date overdosed in the bathroom, Anyway.
My heart goes out to the dead fiancé. He died thinking he was the only one for her.
:(
American guy: "You speak like a peasant!"
OP: *"You dare oppose me, mortal?"*
"I bow to your superior knowledge of how to talk like a peasant."
i saw your comment on maybe 3 other videos
@@riaradiance9100 Yep, I'm everywhere.
I didn't vote for any king!
OP:*starts rapping in polish*
Here's the worst date I ever had. I was 17, relatively new to the whole concept of dating. I dated this guy who had just graduated from the same high school as me, but a year ago, so I new him. My mom and dad met and actually liked this guy, I thought he was pretty great too. He had recently gotten his second car and wanted to take me out to eat somewhere, just the two of us. The actual date and meal part went great, we got along well and he treated the waitstaff nicely. It all went to hell on the way home. We left the restaurant, and there was a lot of nasty traffic on the main road, so we went down a back road for a little bit. On the way back to my house, there was a dog who had clearly just been abandoned. Does this guy stop? Oh hell no. He backed up, spun his tires hard, put it in drive and HIT THE DOG. He hit the poor dog and had the worst, scariest grin on his face while doing it. Afterwards he just kept driving like it was nothing. I couldn't do or say anything, I was horrified! If he had just done that to a random dog, what would he have done to me if I tried to say something? He dropped me off like nothing unusual had happened, and as soon as I got inside I started bawling to my mom and dad. Thanks to them I got a number change and they threatened to shoot the guy if he came back on their property or tried to contact me ever again
That is some serial killer shit right there
@@tiredman99 I felt awful afterwards... There was no way that dog survived and then there was the feeling that I should have done or said something, instead of just shutting up
@@tiredman99 facts
@@kenziemalling9697 don’t hun, there was literally nothing you could do. I’m glad you and your family are safe.
@@kenziemalling9697 you couldn’t do a thing for that dog it was probably too late. You saved yourself and that’s what you had to do.
It must say a lot about a guy when he refuses to acknowledge your existence until you do something he deems as wrong
What does it say about how your friends view you when they come to you and are like:
"I have this friend. She's super whiny and pushy. She's kind of annoying and crazy. She'd be perfect for you."
Like really?
That they think you're a doormat?
"I hope you turned out to be very hot" -Sum Tzu. The art of compliments
“Blood for the blood god”
Sun Tzu
@@ZombieSazza "a month? I can't be that much time without upload, my fans will murder me" -Some random dude on the internet
@@ZombieSazza technoblade never dies!!!
You can’t even begin to comprehend the pure happiness I get whenever I wake up early in the morning and see that you posted something 😭 thank you for giving me something entertaining to listen to while I do my hair and makeup for work 😭❤️
Wait, european curiosity peeking, what time is it for you ?
7:27 am lol
@@itzame2127 dang, that's early, we're in the middle of the afternoon here
Edit: 3:50pm
PURE BLISS LMAOOO
Same I always wake up an hour before he posts it and I have an alarm so I won’t miss it haha I love his work
Here’s a situation where being mad at both cheating parties makes sense Rslash:
One of my exes cheated on me with a “good” friend of mine. A friend who I frequently gave rides to, comforted, and also worked with. I introduced my ex to him because they had stuff in common and the guy needed more friends. My ex ended up hanging out with this guy on my birthday and having sex at his apartment. My ex initiated everything, but my friend could have stood by me and kicked the jerk out. But they both betrayed me that night, so I hate both of them and rightfully so.
Well the difference is
Gf and best friend = angry at both
SO and random stranger who didn’t know = angry at random stranger???
How does that make sense? That’s what Rslash meane
@@SpairM I know that… that’s why I was giving him a situation where it made sense to hate both. Also both people were men in my story.
@@jadecs oh okay, I thought you were saying something else. Glad we could see eye to eye though. Have a nice day
That is definitely a valid reason to be mad at your SO and their AP.
Listening to stories like these makes me glad I'm single. Can't have a bad date if you've never been on a date
I’m the opposite, Listening to stories like these make me glad I’m not single. I’ll never have to go on another bad date again. Lol
Same here
Damn
Dude, most women are not crazy. It is always better to take a chance - even if it goes wrong, you'll have a funny story to tell! In fact, that is how I always approach situations that have a gone wrong - just think of all your friends laughing as you tell them what happened over a pint down the pub! 😂 It really does help to make existencenmore bearable.... 😃😄☺
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12:00 Man I always hated it when my date would do that. I would get all gussied up and look nice and he would wear the exact same thing-- t-shirt, jeans, and a ratty old hoodie. I get that if we were going to a casual location it would've been acceptable, but on fancier dates I would've appreciated more effort!
I always thought bad dates were just embarrassing, sad or a little creepy. But never entertaining; this had me in stitches. One of my favorite rSlash episodes
The 13th wedding anniversary came out of fucking nowhere, I felt like I got whiplash at that one
I have two when I was in college and figuring out online dating:
1. We met up for some pizza. The dude is lethargic and not really engaging in conversation. Was definitely hungry on account of being a 420 connoisseur. (The sunglasses inside maybe should've been a hint, I don't know.) Anyway, he recommends we watch some TV. We go back to my dorm and he puts on Adventure Time. Barely two episodes in, he falls asleep. On me. Woke him up, but fell asleep again after the third episode. Didn't see him again.
2. We were talking for a while and we decided to meet later that night. He said he was waiting on his roommate to bring back his car since they shared it. Two hours later, he said his friend was running late. Another two hours pass and his online dating profile is gone. (Not horrible, but still a dick move imo)
“You speak like a peasant”
Obviously he’s an idiot but the grandmother probably told him this about his own command of the language or his parents- specifically because she’s heard it from her family in a time where how you talked could give away your social status and that changed opinions. Now we don’t care as much and we are more casual with language but once it would have been an easy way to tell someone’s level of education and then their level of wealth and status. It’s like when your grandparents tell you to act or speak properly.
It reminds me of how my grandad grew up in the States, was 3rd or so generation born in the US, but he grew up in a remote area where everyone only spoke German. German was his first language and it was the only language for most of the people in his town and any nearby towns.
Basically, German immigrants settled the area, but the towns were so remote that they had no reason to learn any other languages until the mid-20th century.
Anyway, my grandad would occasionally meet people from Germany or Austria and would chat with them. He said they were all surprised at how well he spoke, but that he had an odd accent they couldn’t place and that he used some very outdated words.
But he didn’t pretend he knew the language better than them. He just knew that his town had been isolated from Germany for 100 years, so of course it would sound a bit ‘off’ to Germans. He just tried to learn new words and phrases from them.
I can’t imagine what an ass he’d be if he’d told them *they* were speaking it wrong. And worse, if based on him speaking German and teaching us some, if me or my brother had smugly told a German date they were speaking it incorrectly.
@@Annie_Annie__ I'm a Polish catholic living in Poland. In my parish there's a priest born and raised in Warsaw who spent over 20 years in a Polish church in the USA. At the beginning after coming back his Polish was...strange? peculiar? even though fully understandable.As a result, we focused more on his highly original "style" than on the gist of the sermons :-)
This gets worse when you add dialects into the mix. I live in a very small village on an island that is considered to have very uncomprehensible dialect.
Here is the thing. When I am at the capital, I speak, properly (?), the common dialect (?) I don't know how to say this. Although it is, apparently, apparent that I come from that island, my accent is as proper as it, probably, can be. However, things change when I am speaking to my parents or others that are from the same village that I am. I was in a drugstore to pick up some medicine and my mother happened to call. It was the usual check up, "how are you", "what did you do today", etc. Apparently without me knowing, I was speaking in a very heavy accent. At some point after I ended the call I turned to the pharmacist and asked if my order was ready in perfectly normal accent and she said, "Oh, so you do know how to speak properly". I know this woman for many years and was a great help on many occasions, especially since I moved there and didn't know any people in that area and she was one of the first people I got to know. She can roast me all she wants and I won't be angry at her.
Yeah, i'm different eastern european living in america but the language has changed so much. There's a lot of people who get offended by the ultra polite "you all" that my parents drilled into me and my parents spoke with both the capital city accent and their home village dialect, so all that mixed with english turns into a funny sounding dialect from me. I had an interview with someone from that country, and as soon as she came on speaking like a news reporter I knew I was done for lol.
The H-Applebee’s story didn’t change in a heartbeat; it changed in a heart STOP!
That may have been a bad date, but it was also a bullet dodged! (Not for the girl though.)
About the wife being mad at OP instead of her spouse, I think it's a "Well, you obviously knew he was taken, so I'm going to get revenge at you for stealing/seducing/whatever my significant other". She just arrived and didn't have time to process anything so I would not be surprised if she just shut down and went "autopilot"
Probably that yhe, still dumb though, even if OP knew he was taken the fault is still on the dude.
@@whitneybennett5076 it's the same situation with men too. Have you honestly never seen some guy get a gun and tell his SO he is going to kill the bastard she chested on him with?
@@whitneybennett5076 I wasn't annoyed or anything. I was mostly confused. That exact line is so common in dramas and basically every TV show with a male and female couple, that I was genuinely confused because of your comment.
@@whitneybennett5076 ooof! Sound rough man. Overthinking random texts on the internet and even caring about the feelings of a complete stranger enough. I don't know how Asperger's works, so the best I can do is a hang in there! You learn to live with dumb genetic(I assume) shit.
There’s also the idea that if the wife blames her husband, her whole world is going to collapse. Everything she’s built with him is going to be swept out from under her and she’s likely going to be facing divorce, mostly being a single mom, a step down (or more) financially, etc etc etc. So it’s better to blame the other woman because she can be gotten rid of and maybe the wife and husband’s relationship can be fixed.
This thought process is made so quickly that it’s nearly subconscious. It’s a snap judgment.
Plus, she knows her husband well and doesn’t know the other woman. So she’s more drawn to defend him and see the other woman as a 2-dimensional cartoon villain that is just an "evil home wrecker" with no other traits.
There are blind dates where all the 2 do is talk about how long they've listened to r/slash. Then, one of them gets bold and asks if they want to go back to one of their places and "Passionately Hug", and it works! Then, they have a kid from that night and name it Dabney. But they call their son "r/slash" as a little nickname. I hope to hear one of those stories.
OK, for that one about the engagement ring joke that fell flat, I both find the joke funny and can see how it would backfire even if your date did have a sense of humour. What if crazy guy ended up stalking date's friend or something, and you/we/OP just didn't get to hear that part of the story? If something that traumatic happened to your friend, I wouldn't blame you for not enjoying jokes about that sort of thing.
Not having a sense of humour at all though? I would blame you for that.
This. I think the OP is the one with no humor.
Yeah, I had a guy try to date me… and on the first time we talked in a while, a facetime date, because he was in a different state at the time, he spent 3 hours in the early hours of the morning explaining his take on religion, how he wanted to start (basically a) cult, and how I would be the perfect bride to lead along side him.
yes i was looking for this comment! it sounds like that poor girl could have been traumatized from that stalker dude, the joke was funny but def poor taste, and i wouldn't have laughed either. even if it wasn't her, but her friend, she still had to experience part of that.
@@starbird3939 not really I found it pretty funny but I guess it’s a sorta thing she has problems with so it wasn’t the best. If she didn’t laughed at any of the jokes he should’ve probably just stopped trying and count it as a loss.
@@starbird3939 just different sence of humor
Went from goofy to morbid in less than a heart beat...
I think OP was just a heart stopper
I’ve had mixed results with being set up with guys. Twice in college I had people tell me I should write someone they knew. The first was a friend of this guy who I considered to be a fairly obnoxious person... we’ll call the friend Lucas. I wasn’t really conscious of what kept me from writing Lucas but I think in retrospect it was that the guy recommending him was so full of himself. Were any of his friends likely to be more pleasant?
The second was the cousin of my roommate. She said, “You should write my cousin. He’s weird like you.” This might sound insulting to some people but to me, it struck the right note. Anyone who got me well enough to describe me as weird to my face might be on the right track. So I wrote him... and to sum up, we’ve been married for 28 years and counting. Three kids.
But when I told that other guy that I’d written my roommate’s cousin and we’d hit it off, he just said, “Eh, that’s good. Lucas is kind of a jerk anyway.” Jackass.
The guy probably didn't tell OP he called his wife. The wife and OP prolly figured out what's going on when she got there.
The thing to say to the first one is “oh my gosh, that’s terrible! Good thing you didn’t love him that much.” And then saunter out like a boss.
I chatted with a guy for a few weeks. Met online. Went on one date. I was I think 19, he was 25. I told him I was going on a trip and would be out of contact for a week. 2 days into the vacation, I go to check my phone and had several missed calls and increasingly panicked voicemails about my being non-responsive. Like dude, I told you I wasnt going to be able to make calls or chat. (This was back before national cell phone coverage so I couldn't do roaming calls, and before texting was really a thing) I mean he was nice, but it just felt he was super clingy and whatever future we could've had disappeared.
"it went to really morbid and insane in a heartbeat"
Yeah...the last heartbeat.
First story: I agree, "sorry for your loss, don't call me." But make sure she gets home safe. Don't let her drive like that, regardless of what she did.
crofters, toast, and rslash- what a great way to start the morning-
@Stolen Car: Why the guy was waiting: They were waiting for the police to show up to take the Auto Theft report. They literally said it in the end. That's why they stuck around.
Also, the guy might not have let slip it was his wife he was calling and OP didn’t know until the wife did show up. Maybe he said it was a friend who could come pick them up or something.
And it's also very inconsiderate and no empathy if you just leave.
It's like saying "not my problem" and then get away.
@@ReigoVassal That would only be true if he hadn't hidden the fact that he was married from her. After a revelation like that, she has every right to walk away and say that neither he nor any of his problems are her problem anymore. The discovery that he was married not only reveals that he lied to and used her, but also nullifies whatever relationship they may have had (which was based on the premise that he was single) and reduces them to strangers. Would you stick around to help a dishonest stranger whose car was stolen while he was busy scamming you and whom you could no longer feel safe around (if he's willing to hide his marriage, he obviously doesn't care too much about her rights or whether the relationship was fully consensual)? I don't think so.
That guy didn't dodge a bullet, he dodged 20 stab wounds.
5:04 about that LOL
My family did that Ancestry thing and found out we are descended from one of the many affairs' one the King Georges had, XD It's still a good laugh to this day and some people on my mom's side came Africa, Good laughs all around.
Got a cup of cocoa and a new Rslash video, I'm not sure there's a better way to start the day
Same thing with me, but with tea
Same with me, except with tomato soup and ending the day
Do attempted dates count?
There was this girl (daughter of some older friends, close to the same age) whom I'd visited with a several times, we had been talking quite a bit while I was visiting, and I finally decided to ask her out (I knew she wasn't dating.) Well, she worked retail and was living in a city 1.5 hours away, I drove in, found her and asked if she'd like to go to a movie that night (fellowship of the rings, definitely her type of movie.)
Her response? You go watch it and tell me what it's like.
I didn't try again.
Holy f that second to last story definitely went dark, and he definitely dodged a knife with that one
Im a minor so ive only been on two dates in my whole current lifetime😅 but my first date was pretty odd our families would ditch us at the mall and then pop up when we get talking we had no privacy yet had privacy- it was so weird
I had to play chaperone once. Give them enough space to talk, but not enough space for any deep conversation. It felt weird the whole time. I felt like a stalker and I'm pretty sure I looked like one too.
@@ttyngordon oh jeez😭 recently they took me out to eat for my birthday and we were so awkward we talked and managed to keep conversations but were both extremely socially awkward and we were alone at a restaurant so like not a great combo
It’s videos like these that make me glad that I started dating my best friend and we’ve been together for almost three years 😂😅
Listening to Rslash right before surgery, great way to calm down
what?
@@arnoldvalerostv5550 I had surgery and I was freaking out so I listened to the video to help me chill out
I hope that everyone is having a good Thursday!
Thank you, you too!
My interpretation of peasant is someone at the lowest peg of the social ladder. They lack most any sophistication, like eating spaghetti with your fingers in a restaurant style.
I have a story for this. I went on a date with a guy that was a bit older than me and we went out to eat. When I first started talking to him he was pretty decent. But then I met him in person and that perception changed, because the whole time during dinner and while I was trying to have a conversation with him, he had his phone out on the table and was watching UA-cam the entire time. And I was like "Really dude? You can do that at home." I even told him after the date that what he did was very rude and I didn't like it, and he had the audacity to try to tell me I did the same thing simply because I was showing him things on my phone and my iPad but the thing is once I was done showing him I put those away especially when the food got there because I was more focused on eating cuz I was hungry. But yeah needless to say, I never contacted that guy again.
His Excuse was also that he had not been on a date in a while and I was like thinking "That isn't an excuse. The point of a date is to get to know the person. Not be on UA-cam or on your phone absorbed and not paying attention to the other person."
I worked as a bartender and a friend of mine came in after his first date with a girl. She did the same thing! 😑 Was constantly on her phone and wasn't really talking or acknowledging him at all.🙄 Afterwards she actually said that she had a great time and they should do it again. 😮I couldn't stop laughing and told him that some girls go on "dates" for the free meal.😂😂🤣🤣🤣
An ex-best friend did this. Every time we went to eat, he'd converse but was way heavily invested in his phone. I eventually said "you're either having lunch with your phone or with me." He finally turned it off.
I had a date with someone who also talked about their life story. We met at a starbucks, didn’t order anything (I hadn’t been to starbucks before). We sat there for about three or four hours, where they talked about their suicidal past, weight gain from anxiety and depression medication, bad exes, their current eating disorder, people bullying them in high school (they had been out for 2/3 years), not having friends, and confiding in me that they were currently suicidal. I eventually convinced them to leave, where we wnt to Journeys and they windowshopped while i kind of stood there, then barnes and noble where i tried to distract them from hard topics with anime (they talked about it a lot). At the end of the date they said they had a lot of fun and wanted to see me again and i just kind of nodded. That same night i texted them that I didn’t think i felt the same for them but tried to be nice. It was… a lot
This person wasn’t looking for a date - they were looking for a therapist.
There’s a really good chance that girl was lying to and cheating on her fiancé as well. She’s probably gonna feel guilty for the rest of her life that she was with another person while he died.
Your choice of the words "it went to morbid and insane in a heartbeat" about the OD date was a little piece of unintentional irony imo, because technically the lack of a heartbeat was what made the situation so awful.
🤦♀️Ik, I'm going to Hell.
I really like these AskReddit videos you do & your responses. They are awesome & your jokes are hilarious!
nice a new rslash video! love your voiceover!
There's nothing better than turning on the new R/ video and falling asleep😴
Oh, God. My dad did a version of the engagement thing to my mom! He was having a family dinner with HER family and announced that they were engaged. They had talked about if they were interested in marriage, but he hadn't asked. It was all of 2 months into the relationship. My mom's home life was... Complicated and not good. She went with it mostly to be able to move out. The wedding was about a month later. I was born a year later (yes, I have checked the marriage certificate against my birth certificate. If Mom was knocked up, then I have a sibling in heaven). They were married for 16 years and had 2 kids, but yeah... You can guess what that marriage was like.
I'm glad Crazy Karen's husband is okay, and was able to find a much better partner.
Ok grab ur morning drink, and new rslash video and get ready for the day
The one date i went on was with a college classmate who brought 3 of her guy friends along, we had agreed it was a date beforehand and as far as i knew, she wasnt polygamous.
You have no idea how a simple notif about new rSlash video can make my day much better.
Oh, man. These are giving me flashbacks to my old dating life...
3:22 And she's probably still wondering why no one will ever trust her again
Jak to zawsze moja babcia powtarzała "Nie ucz ojca dzieci robić" 😂
That American dude "teaching" OP her native language was so full of himself.
Wow. I envy these people. If I get one date a year, I'm on a roll.
Have a great Thursday all. Thanks for the stories rslash
“And then he RAN INTO my knife! He ran into my knife [TWENTY] TIMES!”
“He had it coming…
He had it coming…
He only had himself to blame…”
whoa!!!! that stabby lady.... A garden trowel? i mean like not even a nice sharp kitchen knife but instead a gardening tool that usually has a kinda dull edge and really wide blade. Poor hubby
This is the content I've been waiting for.
11:17
Best wrap up to a story ever. 🤣
12:47 OMG I'm dead! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wish I could've been there ti witness that outburst! 🤣🤣🤣
Worst start to a date was when I was about 19, was driving a car that wouldn't go in reverse, pulled in the girls driveway with no way to loop around, so my dates Mom help me push the car in position to be able to leave, luckily it was a small car
At least your mom's date was kind enough to help you out.
9:23 Barney Stinson: I told you the Lemon Law was a thing.
R/slash. Please remember not everywhere has Uber or even a Taxi. Just because a town has a movie theater dose not necessarily mean it has a ride share service of one form or another.
If it has a cinema its almost guaranteed to have a taxi. Pretty much everywhere has some form of taxi services
@@aaroncousins4750 There are 2 towns near me they have a school in each town they have a cinema in each town the nearest taxi service is 45 minutes away
The town I live in/near had a movie theater until last year because pandemic. That being said, the nearest Lyft and Uber services are an hour away. And the cab company has like three different phone numbers, none of them work. We have a public transit system you call and make appointments for, but only during the day (until 5 PM) and they may or may not be able to find your location in time
@@nathangoedel8745 what country are you from
@@aaroncousins4750 up state new York
I remember my mom telling me stories of when she was in high school. When they found out a guy was cheating, both the girls would get together and plot their revenge in the guy for cheating. I dont understand why girls get mad at the other girl when their boyfriend cheats.
I hate that so much. You don't deserve them shitting on you like that!!!! I used to be like that too. But thankfully my mom installed confidence in myself, so no also your safety comes first
Rslash your my favorite to listen to while i drive
I went on a date last year and the guy thought I wasn't having a good time so he left me at a store that I've never been to lol I was lucky my old roommate saved me by picking me up and bringing me back home.
I could have sworn that story about the Alaskan honeymoon was in yesterday's episode or the day before. Also the story about the drug addict shooting up was in a different video as well
the alaskan honeymoon wasnt in a recent video, i think
Maybe he's copying himself? But I've not noticed that. After you listen to a few different readers over a period of time you do see the same stories popping up here and there. At first it annoyed me, but when I realized that these guys don't collaborate and so there's no way they can tell if the story's been read five times over the past month. There's bound to be duplication.
6:27 So serious on the “..you died😀” 😭I don’t know but it’s just so funny
These are like horror stories
Morning everyone, I'm curious what's everyones favorite type of RSlash video? I'm in-between Malicious Compliance and Entitled Parents.
Honorable mention : Puppy Bloopers
Malicious Compliance all the way. But petty/pro/nuclearrevenge are a close second
Am I the asshole is my personal favourite
AskReddit and ProRevenge. MaliciousCompliance counts as ProRevenge sometimes too.
Malicious Compliance and AITA are up there. Also Prorevenge
For me it's Ask Reddit and Malicious Compliance.
The dates I've been on so far were super tame compared to these horror stories!
2:32 I think from the context of the story, OP didn't know about the wife until she showed up. Like, date called his wife, but didn't tell OP that's who it was. You're right though, the wife should have been pissed at her moron of a husband.
One surprising thing is out of all the stories on this channel involving cheating spouses, this is by far the only one which has the person getting mad at the other person because their spouse was cheating on them, like, I'm surprise that 'blame the paramour' stories are non-existent in Reddit as this is a common problem in real life. Honestly, this whole thing feels like it's the result of the women being so obsessive of their man that she lead herself to believe that he would never betray her, so when it turns out he does, it has to be the work of the other woman because she knew he's already taken, she mind controls him into dating her, because how else did he choose her instead of the person he's already in a relationship? Yeah, this logic is stupid.
I heard that Lex Luthor was posting it, and my very first thought was " this is about to be a meme. It's going to be a 40 cakes punchline."
And that's terrible.
Damn, it do be scary out there on the dating scene.
I love your videos R/slash:) Keep up the good work
Awwww shiiiiiidddddd time for rslash and morning stretches
Did anyone else find it funny that RSLASH expected a bolt of lightning ⚡ or a bear attack rather than divorce papers lol🤣🤣🤣
Can I just have a whole video of puppy outtakes. I live for those lol
me: what’s a date?
I went on a double date with a friend of mine, I wasnt really interested but she didnt want to go alone and the guy had a friend. This man spent the entire time talking to me about the different drugs hes done and what they did to him. Guy was a military doctor. I noped out of that and never saw him again. My friends date turned out to be already engaged as well so they were both losers.
Great way to start the day
Yes
I have two questions.
1. What time is it for you ?
2. Where are you from to only be starting you day by now ?
@@MrAnotherfox
It's barely 8:00 AM and I have no life so-
I’m so glad I’m married!!! Please do more of these, I was laughing out loud.
It’s possible based on lack of context in the 3rd story that OP’s date made the phone call to his wife without telling OP who it was and didn’t know he had a wife until she actually showed up
8:00 goddamn lol now that is what I call a twist
11:02 Of all the ways that sentence could have ended, this is not one I expected.
I am such a horrible person....in that situation I would have said "sorry for your loss, but since you have been dating me for about a year, clearly the universe didn't think you wanted him"
And then just leave
Man getting up before an R/slash video is strange lmao
*Wow, such empty*
I don't get spouses that get mad at the innocent date, it's not like people go, "oh yeah by the way I have a partner that doesn't know I'm doing this" at the start of the date
Can't stop imagining the girl without a sense of humor as Mai from avatar
Worst date: was back when I started using Internet dating. Didn’t even feel comfortable posting my photo. I messaged a girl on plenty of fish and she wasn’t posting a photo either. Conversation seem to be going OK we decided the restaurant was the first time we see each other. What made the date bad?
1) she was over half an hour late
2) when I say she didn’t stay I mean she saw me, had this absolute look of disappointment in her eyes. Left after saying “sorry didn’t realize you were that big. Best of luck in your search”
3) whole length of this “date”…maybe 60 seconds 😔
Is it me or is it just that no matter how long rslash's videos get it's still too short
10:36
I remember a similar story where op just left with the alcohol.
Me too. I know what you're talking about
I remember that one. This OP should’ve really done that or not even drive them. Or call cops on them for underage drinking after she left. This was just painful to listen to
Great advice to live by, never stick your junk in crazy
Daily reminder that you are loved and appreciated even if you don’t know it
Stop trying to get likes
☺️ thanks
@@RealAmandaHuginkiss just trying to make people’s day/night better
Sure
My god... Stabbed 20 times with a trough? That had to hurt like hell. Those things are pretty blunt.
Lol, your comment reminded me of this: Hawaiian, born and raised on Maui. Not all of us obviously, but a lot of us have relatives who were connected to the ali'i, essentially, our royalty. Heck, my great grandparent was part of the freaking royal court.
Big same, I don't understand how people get mad at the person they're being cheated WITH
Like?? They didn't cheat on you??? If anything they're doing you a favor as long as you don't know them.