Bull Pattillo’s Creek - Off Topic #95
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- The AH Crew sit down to talk about the Destiny 2 raid aftermath, androids and cyborgs, annoying each other, and more on this week's Off Topic!
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I feel like the raid is going to get a lot of views just because people want to see them argue
I'm guessing it isn't out yet?
melodyofkanade It isn't
Okay I was worried they were talking about the stream attempt and they were just really underselling it :P
When’s it coming out
Is that not what everyone was watching it for?
I love you Geoff just will not take his eyes off of his puzzle while threatening bodily harm to all of his co-workers
That's what a man whos threats actually will happen if you piss him off, so he doesn't need to look at you to get his point across
23:25 Michael described Jack saying "What happened Ryan?" in the Destiny let's play SO perfectly
15:00 for the shenanigans talk ;)
I haven’t watched a destiny let’s play ever... I really want to watch the video they’re talking about.
Not out yet.
Bigmoney 14253 then skip it, you don't have to watch it
Their Destiny videos are almost unique in just how much they care. You think they care in get gud as they joke about cutting rounds and changiing dollars for teamkills? I dont think even criminal masterminds compares to how much they care about destiny raids. Its just intense even if you dont like watching destiny
You're missing out on a lot of background content then. The salad chalice debacle, half the stuff in the HemboHero's how-do-words-good, etc.
The Axis raid is definitely worth watching.
RTAA 36:54 for bullcreek bull💩
You sir are a good man
Ares God of war Bless you, Sir. Bless you.
THANK YOU
Thank you
Geoff everytime: It was the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Make that a shirt!
Wouldn't be a good idea for a shirt imho, but its in the AH rap which is awesome
Im dying of laughter just listening to them talk about the argumet. Boy I can't wait for the video to come out.
which video is it?
It's not out
I love how horrible Michael and Jack are to other people. They are likely the greatest manipulators of Achievement Hunter. They trigger things that the others just can't comprehend.
Mind you they usually pull it back in time, but it's still pretty diabolical.
Who else whistles with the intro?
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
@Jon C: Care to elaborate? ;-)
Whistling while reading your comment XD
SSniper14 PB I hum it because I can't whistle
I used to whistle to the outro as well, but THEY WONT FUCKING PLAY IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!
Jack: Did you ever see the mov...
Geoff: The book was way better
Furyplane TK Geoff: hey I found a great place to eat
Jack: I'm a 6th generation austinite it's not as good as it used to be. My family is so important and and I have a stick so far up my ass
Knownwellenough lol
"We have a sex fan" Jack: His name is Tom. HAHAHAHHA, goddammit Jack xD
So when the raid video comes out who is gonna be the hero and timestamp the start of the salt?
the best topic is off topic.
I miss not seeing the salt raid for what it is now that we know the truth, a glimpse at an unstable man.
And I'm guessing you are stable??what he did was stupid and wrong but stop judging people like your perfect.
I remember the raid videos from Destiny. When Destiny 2 was announced, I immediately said to myself, "Ryan will kill someone, or someone will kill Ryan."
Never seen a milkshake without icecream
Psa: the wiffle ball clip with lil J mentioned is shown on RT Podcast #385 @ 15:19
What was the video that Matt hit Jeremy with a bat (wiffle ball) They talk about it 15;30
Pretzel I don't remember the video , but Jeremy talked about it on an rt podcast, only one he's been on.
Responding for notification
it was one of the million dollar hole attempts. i remember seeing the clip on the RT podcast but im worthless with timestamps and video specifics.
UPDATE!!! RT podcast 385 roughly 15 mins in
It was mentioned and shown during an older off topic as well. Don't remember which one exactly, but I do remember the people that were there for it were Michael, Jeremy, Griffon, Millie, Gavin, and Jack (if that helps narrow it down any). I don't think they've actually uploaded the video itself anywhere though
*loopy lupe shows up*
Jack: "oh little lupe, if ya want more of little lupe just go Google little lupe"
Me: "jack....jack why....you know what you're doing"
Not for nothing, but Michael has got to be the best ad reader in the entire company.
Someone needs to send them a weapon safe to lock up all there weapons during destiny raids. Please even if it's just an old one.
That would have to be a giant weapons case.
Jack's "His name is tom" jokes killed me.
Oh, the blissful ignorance of Jack offhandedly mentioning Fortnite announcing their upcoming battle royale mode. If only he knew.
That intro totally should have been... "I'm your host Michael. Here joining me is Lindsay, wife, Geoff, godfather, Jack, guy I stayed with for three months, Jeremy... also here."
Can we Have Jeremy as a character in RWBY that wants to make love to a bird faunas?
I love Lindsey's lipstick and also I just love her💜 and also everyone💜 you're all so lovely and I don't know what I'd do without AH.
the warlock has the best jump by far because it carries momentum yes it's great for distance but if you hit the second jump during the upswing of the first you go straight up. basically you have a jetpack
I worked at an ice cream place and the milkshakes always had ice cream in it
The look on Michaels face at 1:27:00 = priceless. It is like he died a little bit on the inside.
Just watched kinsman 2, never been more suspicious of Ryan...
Leman Russ depth perception was the real villain
franklin pagsanhan Stereoscopic vision, my friend.
Just in case anyone wondered, or cared. Costco(1976) is older than Bj's (1984)
Also they say BJ's is from the east coast? Maybe the north east coast. Here in Florida I've never seen a BJ's, but I have seen a Costco.
Jeremy Richardson let us not forget Sam's Club (1983)
Checkmate1138 Florida isn't the East coast, it's the south😂
East coast is the part of the USA that meets the Atlantic ocean. Florida is part of the east coast
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East? West?.....East?
"I will put on a strap-on and show you, Jeremy!"
Ah, the return of the fear boner!
about DBZ, the Wish was not to make her human, but to remove the Bomb from her.
17 & 18 are fucking cyborgs. I don't know how much Cell needs to stress this to you people
In California, milkshakes are ABSOLUTELY milk and ice cream
I live in Vermont (two and a half hours from Boston) and we use the words frappe and milkshake interchangeably for milk with any flavor of ice cream in a blender. "Milkshake" at a fast food place applies to some stupid foam shit. Maybe that's why everyone in the video is super wrong. The fast food thing is just a sorry imitation.
In the UK, milkshakes are either ice cream and milk or just flavoured milk.
More often then not, it's just flavoured milk.
Edit: just realised that we also call ice cream and milk, "smoothies"
Luke Dominick milk ice cream salt and ice
It should be everywhere because that’s what a milkshake you can’t have a milk shake without milk and ice cream
You also have a third gender in California so nothing you do really means anything.
I watched the Destiny video...it honestly made me really uncomfortable, Jack pushed Ryan way too much, it almost broke Achievement Hunter
wibby Woo I felt legitimately bad for Ryan. He is right, the best way to learn is by doing since you can remember it easier and you get experience
Ryan Haywood, King of Salt Anyone?
Tristan C he definitely does carry salt
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures it’s a video, a compilation of all of Ryan’s saltiest moments, the destiny part is 😱
Tristan C yea that’s where I found it
I'm rewatching this in April 2019, and it's just funny and interesting to see Jack calmly mention Fortnite getting a Battle Royale mode (back when it was entirely PvE), within months of it exploding and becoming arguably the biggest thing to ever happen in gaming, whether you like it or not. It's just nuts that no one saw it coming
"WORST PART, FUCKIN BALD"
*sad jeremy*
The lack of Dragonball Z knowledge hurts me. Android 18 is NOT an android, thats a translation error that stuck around, shes a cyborg. She was a human right up until her teenage years when she was forcfully turned into a robot by a possible pedophile who kidnapped children and turned them into eternally young slaves of his bidding. She still pisses, shits and bleeds. She still has organs (reproductive and otherwise). She still bathes and washes without short circuiting. Shes mostly human still. She doesn't need to eat but she can still eat if she wants. Shes a human female with cybernetic and bio-mechanical implants to turn her into the equivalent of a super human. She even had a dumb name (Shes either Lapis or Lazuli... honestly I can't tell which one is the female and which one is the male name, but thats 18 and 17's pre-kidnapped and reconstructed by a mad scientist name).
Krillin tried to wish for her to be restored back to fully human (like you guys said) but the dragon was like, 'Fuck you guys, let someone else use the dragonballs for once. All ya'll do is die right after I bring ya'll back anyway!'. So then Krillin and the dragon spoke and the dragon realised he was stuck there until they made their wishes so they settled on a wish to remove the self destructive bombs from both 17 and 18 and the dragon was like 'If I do this promise to leave me alone for a while and learn to actually live, because none of you are respecting the rule that you cannot come back a second time and I don't want to bring you back forever!'. So then Krillin was like, 'I got you dawg', a didn't die for atleast a decade. Now that she wouldn't explode for real,Krillin felt he could safely blow her mind with his 4ft badass self, as the strongest human but weakest Z-fighter that still fought. Unfortunately he forgot to use protection and his life went downhill to the point he quit the dream of fighting and stopped shaving his head and didn't give a fuck about himself no more... Android 17 also went off and started a family, he has like half a dozen kids but he also got a job that requires him to never be home so he don't have to deal with that shit aslong as he keeps sending money to whoever his baby mama(s?) are.
Terminator is cyborg whose base is mechanical and robotic, but has Arnold Schwarzenegger skin and blood encased around his robotic parts to make him 'blend in'. Unfortunately the creators overlooked the fact that Arnold barely fit in to begin with and was the only robot that struggled to speak English well.
TheMalibuLizard quite the read lol
It's kind of funny because they specifically stated in the anime that only no. 16 and no. 19 were fully robotic or actual androids. I'm surprised I never caught onto the mis-labeling before.
Good job on writing. Nobody cares. You could've just said 18 isn't an android
Knownwellenough I write like this just to get to people like you, the 'nobody cares' people who care enough to tell me that no one cares. You people sustain me.
58:47 Lindsey starts talking right as her animated adventure character starts talking
*lindsay
Geoff giving michael that look while Jack tells his Bull Creek story 37:47
What? Milkshakes don't have ice cream?! On what planet?
Was looking for a comment like this. Milkshakes without icecream aren't milkshakes
On every planet. Ice cream is barely dairy. Milkshakes are also a drink.
If you go to Dairy Queen and they have shakes AND malts? We asked what the difference was and the guy says "have you ever had whoppers, like the candy? Malts have liquified whopper centers in them." Fucking delicious, holy shit
BoundbyCronus wait. Like. The center part of maltesers? :O
Snake12347 yes!
I love Jack and Geoffs commentary throughout this episode ;)
I spent too much time wondering why PBS would make a show about a biker with a flaming skull before i looked it up and realised they said Ghostwriter.
How did I miss this episode of off topic I totally agree with Jeremy it's not a water fountain if they bubbler and I'm from Wisconsin
"the one mistake i've ever made in rainbow six" I was hoping for like just a montage of geoff fucking up in rainbow six
I guess Geoff's quote of 'Life is too short to give a shit' must be akin to Jeremy's motto of, 'I'm too short to give a shit.'
The androids in DBZ were (mostly) biological humans who were then fitted with mechanical parts by Dr. Gero. So technically, they are cyborgs.
They should make a Bully 2 with a grown up Jimmy in an office like environment.
Cyborg: human with robot parts
Robot: something made that is controlled by a human or helps with tasks usually in a human style form easily able to tell not a human
Android: a robot that is made to act like and look like a human and may have a will of its own
Jeremy's definition between geek and nerd makes sooo much sense!! ♡♡
Hey Jeremy, in Australia we often call water fountains bubblers as well.
Crassha yay, fellow Aussie! What state are you from? I'm from Queensland.
wow on 2:03:56 I was watching after they said rainbow six... a notification just pop up... the guddest one yet... lol what a coincident
Their conversation about the raid is accurate I was doing it with my friends so they can finally do it, and we all got pissed off at each other. Almost lost a few friends.
That's just how it goes with any raid from WoW, FF14, and whatever. You "replace" someone without telling them for a raid weekend, and you can nearly kiss that friendship good-bye.
The editor of the raid should do a tally of the number of times each of them messed it up
At 1:05:55 Jermey says his definition of a geek and a nerd which is, a nerd is someone who is into science and math and a geek is somebody who's into games, then where does that place me at because I am both
gerd.
It's sad that I knew the exact episode of Forensic Files Michael was talking about because that's pretty much the only true crime show I watch anymore. Hello, I am trash
Re: Bicentennial Man (haven't seen, dunno anything about), "at what point are/aren't you a human?" Your body isn't you, and your brain isn't you; what's you is the pattern of bullshit happening inside your brain, the firing of the synapses and... like... neuro... -shit. It's the pattern; that's you, that's the person and the creature and the individual.
As for human, I reckon you're human as long as you're in a human brain; if the you, the pattern, somehow gets uploaded to another medium, I guess you're... a person that's a thought pattern that's in another medium.
That was almost Gavin level shit.
I wonder if Gavin's taken any philosophy classes; I think he'd probably enjoy them.
But yeah, that Searle guy with the Chinese room? Total bullshit; the you definitely isn't your fucking mouth. Fucker had no idea what he was talking about.
Also total bullshit was that dumbass Ex Machina movie. So, your idea of an AI that is a person is that the AI just has to be able to get one opinion from one dumbass on whether it's a person? And in your idea, assigning it a gender and giving it a gendered body, AND SEX FUNCTIONS, is a good idea, like, makes it MORE of a person or something? And also in your idea, the test isn't actually even getting that one dumbass's opinion, but on seeing whether the AI is able to get said dumbass to try and help it escape into the world where it'll just get trashed by the first person who sees it with its fake skin off, or run out of power, or who knows what?
Ex Machina is not intelligent, it is not feminist, and its writer(s) have no fucking idea what they're talking about.
The interesting thing to think about is, even if you uploaded your brain into a computer and it functioned as a perfect copy of you, it still wouldnt be YOU, i mean your consciousness is still in you, you wouldnt experience what the computer experiences, it would still have the same ideas memories and principals as your human brain, but your youness would still be in the human, if your body died, you still die, but a copy of you lives on.
This is the shit that keeps me up at night.
Edit: additionally, in the bicentennial man situation you are you as long as your mental processes stay intact, so i would assume your consciousness remains as long as your brain stays in you,
But that makes me wonder what would happen in a brain transplant, does the consciousness transfer or remain in the body?
My brain hurts.
I do like when Geoff is arguing with Jack and he looks down and you can see he is trying to stop from smiling
In upstate New York a milkshake has icecreme. A milkshake without icecreme is just milk. A milkshake is milk and icecreme in a blender.
Who else looked at the picture of Ryan as a punching back and immediately thought of Cage The Elephant's song "Punching Bag"
The old Michael can't come to the phone. Why? Because he's dead.
Not to be that guy, but #18 is a cyborg. Parts of her are still human. The wish from shenron was to remove the bomb from #18's chest, since shenron couldn't turn her completely human. Her being called android is a translation/dubbing error. Official name: C-18 (Artificial Human #18)
Kato Richardson was hoping someone would comment this
They say that she's a cyborg on the podcast...
Padman531 Yet they still thought the wish was to turn her human.
NHK LM Michael explains it in the video though, which is why no one else commented about it.
I'd like to know what happened to #s 1-7 and 9-12 They're not mentioned at all in any series
Lindsay's mom is from Peoria? I am from Peoria. It is a little rough in some parts but its a good town for your character.
Agree with Jeremy about Boston words I didn't know people called it other stuff
Lupe is the Towilie of AH in my mind, only he's an alcoholic instead of a pothead.
TheDjMasterD And funny instead of shitty pot humour.
Lindsay's right though, a bubbler is a type of pipe. It's just a lot smaller and there's often no slide for it like a bong has.
damn. they really shit on ryan this episode
And now I try to find the time thanks to the rtaa but probably going to forget the time. Around 35 mins in that’s where the rtaa starts
52:15 Thanks for that perfect cut, broadcast
Okay I waited to the end to make sure nobody on Twitter corrected Michael. 17 and 18 were never wished human. Krillin tried to wish them human but Shenron couldn't do it (for some fuck off reason) so instead he just wished away the bombs inside them. They're both originally humans, but they had almost all of their internals replaced with robotic parts. So 18 still shouldn't be able to have a kid, but hey it's a fictional universe anyway.
anyone else noticing the crystal clear signs Jeremy has some serious anger issues....
Geoff and Burnie have worked together as long as I have been alive
Try being asked "haha are you a teenage witch?" Every fucking time you say your name. Eventually I would just say "yes, you are so clever for being the now 4000th person to come up with that unoriginal joke."
Y'all need to pause at 1:24:25 . Great thumbnail.
Animated starts at 36:53
Today I learned Jeremy's favorite beer is also my favorite beer. I like that guy.
Can't wait to see them play the rest of the raid, just beat it yesterday with a group of five randoms, it was fucking stressful.
Cilantro is so fucking good, guacamole is my all time favorite food.
50:19 Ghost Writer was the shit! I love you even more now Lindsay
My dad says "Mickey Mouse Shit" also. However, he says it to mean juvenile stuff that he thinks lowers your intelligence. Always tells me when I watch Family Guy or any adult cartoon.
No ryan , no party 😕
I couldn't keep watching after they started talking about the terrible piece of crap that was terminator genisys. F**k that movie.
I guess Lindsay kind of gets grouped with Geoff and Gavin in that they're not good enough at the games to be anything but victims to annoyingness :P
So he's 5' 4", but I'm 30 year old & I'm 5'2", but I don't mind (sure hated it as a kid & in my teens, though, being shorter than any girl in school). I was 1 inch taller than I am now, but a back injury made me shorter. You know how sometimes you see 90 year old people are shorter than when they were 20 or so, it's just like that. So when I'm 90 I'll probably be 4" 5'. Hopefully I won't live past 60 or 70, I don't want all that old stuff. Old & healthy, sure. Old & physically ill plus memory issues? WHY & WHO WANTS THAT?! Stop making products that help me live longer! I would like wrinkles though. I may be 30, but I appear to be 15. People are always shocked when they hear my real age. When you're tiny & look 15, most adults don't take you seriously. Even after they find out, most still keep treating me like a kid. Beingshort, no problem, but not aging since I was 13, that's pretty annoying & makes dating hard since women don't even look your way.
Everything at 23:25 should be animated.
Jeremy I miss you with hair.
Holy shit, Geoff, you walked from Busch Gardens to the dirt mall by USF? You're a braver man than I am.
Speaking of Droids, there is this movie called "Uncanny" its a movie about a "Cyborg" adapting to being his own human under the supervision of a scientist that goes wrong. It's a weird movie but personally I think all Thrillers are, weird/bad.
I still haven't done the destiny 2 raid :/ none of my friends who play care enough...although my friend on ps4 will (i have it on both consoles), so im levelling that character up now :P I do prefer warlock even though I know it's under-powered purely because of how it jumps. ;) The bald joke and jeremy, nice. The RTAA's are always great. Freaking Lupe haha
In Australia a milkshake is made of flavoring, milk and 1 small scoop of icecream 20% icecream 80% milk and a thickshake has flavoring, milk and 3 to 4 scoops of icecream 70% icecream 30% milk.
Jack and Geoff would get along more if they did more puzzles
I'm about to 1000 point destiny 2 and I gotta say I'm pretty happy about it :)
Anyone watching this after Beyond Light's release? RIP Leviathan...good riddance.
23:00 - 23:30 is this moment from the Destiny Raid even released yet? x)
Being someone who worked at Costco for 4+ years, i couldn't stand the free samples only for the reason that 90% of human beings with a Costco membership didn't know how to find a trash can for the sample wrapper! If you throw yours away however, i thank you!
Android 18 was supposed to be a human that had been modified with robotic/synthetic parts. As far as I know from the English Sub DBZ, Krillin's wish just got rid of the bomb that was inside her; it did not turn her back to full human.
coke doesnt mean soda in all of the south. virginia to SC its just called soda or drink and really its actually more specific as in we just say what we want like if i say i want something to drink that could mean coke, water, milk, alcohol. but ill ask for what i really want.
Talking about how things are said differently from State to state, apparently California is the only place where we say "THE 91" when talking about freeways or highways.