Hatsune Miku - Turbo Rules (ターボ最高) - English/Romaji Sub

Author's Comment (Translated):
Puffs♪ I'm TEPPAN. It's a dream collaboration with Iso P and Machigerita!
Original by TEPPAN
Light-Speed-Like Fast Guitar Playing: 磯P (Iso P) (from 2:22)
Sparkling-Like Brass Section, Drums, Sort of DJ and Mix: マチゲリータ (Machigerita)
Upper-Arm-Like Emphasis Art: くさなぎゆうぎ (Yuugi Kusanagi)
Movie-Like Movie: Romix
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Title in Romaji: tābo saikō
Translated Lyrics:
You got it!
*I ignite the turbo of my heart
Go through bumps one and another
And don't care bottomless swamps
You don't know true results
Until you die after getting old
So keep your turbo inside until then
Turbo rules yeah!
1, 2, 3 and look, you've quite fallen into a trap
I guess at first that's the way it is
They once told I'm thrifty but how about me?
Always I find nothing to exit here
Until you say "I give up"
You are in the queue forever
Squat holding your trembling legs
It's free to make a bluff
(Repeat *)
I'm not as soft as you tell
And called the Low and Outside Outlaw
In the region of Chiba, y'know?
Even if I'm beaten head over heels
I'll run about writhing in agony
And jockey about with knowledge and skills
Turbo rules yeah!
Tap, tick, pop and rhythm boosts you till becoming the man
You'll get support from everything
With a heap of lucky like, oh damn am I gonna die now?
And of course more heaps of the opposite
For the fragility of probability theory
It makes a turn in a fashion
Rock 'n' roll from an incredible angle
It's free in dancing to
You got it!
(Repeat *)
The tandem seat is now yours
All the load is you, that sounds great
I love you so wait a minute
Guys laugh making fun of turbos
I'll get ahead of them
And make 'em a dot in the rearview mirror
Turbo rules yeah!
* Memo
Mr. Chiiiba-Kun: An official ambassador of Chiba, officially written as "CHI-BA+KUN" or チーバ君.

[@ragedzai]

Turbo Rules Yeah!!

[@simonhuwaa6530]

someone should add this ver to blood music

[@blazingfuryoffire1]

Just update the song first. A decade has made Miku's software better and the users more skilled.
Maybe have this one available at the start, then have a modern redo after you beat the game.
Like oh we go from a noob with a pile of scrap or some retail junk to being top of the food chain.