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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
  • Stupid thing I made after noticing a lack of Blood Meridian memes.
    Ft.
    Red dead redemption 1
    Red dead redemption 2
    Tombstone
    The good, the bad, and the ugly
    Blood Meridian
    #western #reddeadredemption #bloodmeridian #meme
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  • @YII-9
    @YII-9  Рік тому +8195

    It has come to my attention from one of my friends that UA-cam has put unskippable ads on this vid. This is incredibly frustrating as the whole point of this video was for widely accessible slightly humorous content, and it pisses me off seeing unskippable 15 second ads on my own vid. I have tried to turn off ads on the video but I can't find the option after looking it up online (I am very much an amateur in this field). If anyone knows how to turn off ads on my video please tell me and I'll do it when I have the time.

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 Рік тому +234

      there's no ad. I think it was just your friend.

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 Рік тому +444

      Highly based gigachad
      Wish I could help

    • @katzekratze
      @katzekratze Рік тому +637

      You cant do anything against it, UA-cam itself activate ads on Videos because more and more people use Ad Blocker.
      And you dont have the ads option because of your low amount of subscribers.
      sorry for my bad english i hope it helps

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 Рік тому +11

      Ok

    • @DragonaxFilms
      @DragonaxFilms Рік тому +184

      @@katzekratze Actually UA-cam just puts ads on whatever they want to now, regardless of subscriber count. I follow a channel with 100k+ subscribers that used to be ad-free, but UA-cam started forcing ads on their content :(

  • @CATboss001
    @CATboss001 Рік тому +16364

    Just by showing his picture, a child went missing somewhere.

    • @automaticrevolver1989
      @automaticrevolver1989 Рік тому +1455

      Bro, I didnt Even NEED to watch the whole video, just seeing your comment told me that the fucking Judge is here lmao

    • @AAllen-br8it
      @AAllen-br8it Рік тому +488

      ​@automaticrevolver1989 I suspected it but sane here lol. What a monster of a villain. Once one is introduced to the Judge, they can never forget him.

    • @edgarcardiff7874
      @edgarcardiff7874 Рік тому +168

      ​@@automaticrevolver1989Ngl this comment being made by an ONI pfp of all things is peak irony

    • @Ligierthegreensun
      @Ligierthegreensun Рік тому +136

      Don’t look in the shitter, whatever you do.

    • @NuevaCalifornia1769
      @NuevaCalifornia1769 Рік тому +18

      @@automaticrevolver1989same

  • @ArtwellI
    @ArtwellI Рік тому +9346

    Walks into church. Claims that the priest is fake and a wanted criminal who did horrible things. Gives no evidence. Leaves as a gunfight ensures. Later at a bar they ask him how he knew.
    He didn't.

    • @skevan6641
      @skevan6641 Рік тому +455

      Listened to an audiobook of this on UA-cam, first impression of the judge and man he is despicable.

    • @gaminginthelincolnyears
      @gaminginthelincolnyears Рік тому +648

      He did a little trolling

    • @bobbyfirmansyah8580
      @bobbyfirmansyah8580 Рік тому

      Judge Holden is a Sigma Male Grindset Manifested. A Hustler University Graduate. Anyone who doesn't like Him or Emulate Him is Soyboys and proven to have lack of Testosterone.
      Holden is a real human bean.

    • @matts8833
      @matts8833 Рік тому +457

      my source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP

    • @Nico42048
      @Nico42048 Рік тому +444

      Don't forget that they laughed and he got a drink.
      The man literally riled all of them up, went "I've never seen this man in my life" then everyone just laughs and buys him a drink.
      Had to read that part a few times, but it's actually quite tame compared to the feats of strength, wit and charm he pulls later on

  • @filikasnicadori1827
    @filikasnicadori1827 Рік тому +6243

    "Every spur that jingles without my knowledge, jangles without my consent"

    • @Cat-uv7dy
      @Cat-uv7dy Рік тому +357

      Yippee yay, they’ll be no wedding bells for today

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 Рік тому +183

      Truly baffled this video didn't include Fallout New Vegas for the good side. That aside:
      I got spurs, that jingle, jangle, jingle!
      (Jingle Jangle!)

    • @Cat-uv7dy
      @Cat-uv7dy Рік тому +31

      @@lavans5721 does new vegas really count as a western game?

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 Рік тому +140

      @@Cat-uv7dy I'd say so, yeah.
      Firstly, it's set in the Mojave desert, which stretches across Nevada, Arizona, California, and Utah which is as western as a location gets. Theres tumbleweeds, cactus, yucca trees, succulents, watering holes and wells, hills and canyons. Most of the songs featured in-game are western themed (one example being jingle jangle). Lots of characters wear post-apocalyptic western attire, like cowboy dusters, theres cowboy hats of all shapes and sizes. Theres a talking robot who is a corporate cowboy mascot made to sell a western themed (sassafras root) pop drink. Weapons also have a lot of western flavor in them. Widowmaker shotguns, .22 old rifles, revolvers, "big irons". Hell, theres a weapon called the "Mysterious Magnum" which everytime you pull it out and holster it, it makes a banjo twang like a Clint Eastwood movie. A lot of the quests are named after western-themed references, apart from the ones that reference song titles.
      New Vegas isnt Red Dead in terms of cowboy influence, but it's a mix of that cowboy stuff with the fallout setting of an apocalypse.

    • @bobhonkhonk9843
      @bobhonkhonk9843 Рік тому +5

      Hack away you mean red courier

  • @Primo_Luca
    @Primo_Luca Рік тому +5718

    Any Blood Meridian meme that exists in creation without my knowledge exists without my like

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 Рік тому +40

      XD

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams Рік тому +47

      as a matter of fact this statement is correct, precise and accurate

    • @SeaSerpentLevi
      @SeaSerpentLevi Рік тому +12

      Yep this is an irrefutable fact id say

    • @p_filippouz
      @p_filippouz 9 місяців тому +20

      The popularity of these memes is an insult to me, I'd have them all put in a private folder

    • @Kitty255Again
      @Kitty255Again 9 місяців тому +2

      Was about to ask where that's from since I remember it but then I realized I was literally staring at it lmao

  • @njoYYY
    @njoYYY Рік тому +5877

    *Googled Blood Meridian once*
    UA-cam Feed:

    • @midknightmiddleman5887
      @midknightmiddleman5887 Рік тому +156

      He says he will never die

    • @hesya5400
      @hesya5400 Рік тому +22

      Yeah me too, creepy

    • @kurtdemir9735
      @kurtdemir9735 Рік тому +12

      feds

    • @lolmeme69_
      @lolmeme69_ Рік тому +11

      In my case it's having a younger brother who's really into Cormack McCarthy.

    • @darkpinkgirl6684
      @darkpinkgirl6684 Рік тому +21

      and now I've just watched this video... I'll get recommended more...
      the curse is passed on

  • @james3553
    @james3553 Рік тому +5656

    I like the touch of literally half a second of Dunkelheit playing for Blood Meridian

    • @cyberman179
      @cyberman179 Рік тому +255

      It's very fitting. The Glanton gang is like the early black metal scene except with less music and even more crime.

    • @ImpendingRiot83
      @ImpendingRiot83 Рік тому +122

      @@cyberman179More murder per encounter than Varg could have ever dreamed of, that’s for sure 😂

    • @cyberman179
      @cyberman179 Рік тому +85

      @@ImpendingRiot83 I mean the Judge did destroy a church in the beginning of the story.

    • @thedawnchilloutking
      @thedawnchilloutking Рік тому +8

      ​@cyberman179 no he didn't it was the kid who did that .

    • @cyberman179
      @cyberman179 Рік тому +10

      @@thedawnchilloutking wrong.

  • @jonahc2807
    @jonahc2807 Рік тому +4731

    "The freedom of the birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos"
    "That would be a hell of a zoo."

    • @kaspersaldell
      @kaspersaldell Рік тому +228

      It would literally be a *hell* of a zoo

    • @praisethebeatles
      @praisethebeatles Рік тому +325

      the fuck is this punctuation doing in my cormack mccarthy

    • @cucas7000
      @cucas7000 Рік тому +38

      The judge smiles

    • @blades9937
      @blades9937 Рік тому +66

      "Anything that exists without my knowledge exists without my consent."

    • @Scholupine
      @Scholupine 11 місяців тому +15

      "Yes, even so."

  • @Sahiyena11
    @Sahiyena11 Рік тому +2846

    He filled his pockets with little candy deathsheads and he sat by the door offering these to the children passing on the walk under the eaves but they shied away like little horses

    • @boxhed95
      @boxhed95 Рік тому +385

      Kids had good instincts.

    • @midknightmiddleman5887
      @midknightmiddleman5887 Рік тому +86

      And they are dancing, the board floor slamming...

    • @jesusl4739
      @jesusl4739 Рік тому +128

      I think about this passage often idk others did as well just as he paid double for the puppies used as shooting targets or the orphan Apache he feed them slain in the morning like a mocking gesture of kindness to savor his cruelty after as in leaves them in disbelief what has done after gets rocks off

    • @karayi7239
      @karayi7239 Рік тому +75

      My dumbass would've taken the candy

    • @YOy50
      @YOy50 Рік тому +41

      @@midknightmiddleman5887he says he’ll live forever

  • @cyberman179
    @cyberman179 Рік тому +1392

    Was honestly expecting the dark castle to be The Town With No Name.

  • @confessor183
    @confessor183 Рік тому +1489

    His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

    • @Poodlestroop
      @Poodlestroop Рік тому +50

      I’ve read Blood Meridian four times and that passage many more and each time I get a chill. Every time.

    • @manwithnoname8229
      @manwithnoname8229 7 місяців тому +4

      Bears that dance, bears that don't.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 місяців тому +6

      Somehow I feel cocaine was involved in this kind of behaviour

    • @spark1400
      @spark1400 4 місяці тому +1

      So basically he’s evil incarnate

    • @confessor183
      @confessor183 4 місяці тому

      @@spark1400 Basically yea. He's kind of an analog of satan.

  • @krypticunlimited6925
    @krypticunlimited6925 Рік тому +15675

    Explination: the character on screen is Judge Holden, the antagonist from Blood Meridian, a Western book that explores the most evil parts of humanity. Wendigoon did a video on it. Its widely known as quite possibly the darkest book ever written

    • @randomenbyuploads8925
      @randomenbyuploads8925 Рік тому +960

      It’s really dark and Cormac McCarthy’s (RIP) nihilism definitely plays a part in that, however I’d say that the writings of the Marquis de Sade are a lot more dark and depraved, his most popular one probably being The 120 Days of Sodom

    • @goncalocosta9550
      @goncalocosta9550 Рік тому +657

      The darkest book ever written?
      Do i got some books to tell you a bout

    • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
      @OGRE_HATES_NERDS Рік тому +94

      also the good the bad the ugly, tombstone, and red dead redemption. why are people only talking about the holden guy?

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 Рік тому +612

      ​@@OGRE_HATES_NERDSBecause he's less well known. And the point of the video.

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 Рік тому +372

      ​@@goncalocosta9550 Not the "darkest", OP said it wrong.
      But It's got some of the most vile, horrifying stuff ever put to print.

  • @Dregkar
    @Dregkar Рік тому +3122

    Glanton leveled the huge pistol in one hand and thumbed back the hammer. The explosion in that dead silence was enormous. The cat simply disappeared. There was no blood or cry, it just vanished.

    • @Gooberpatrol66
      @Gooberpatrol66 Рік тому +427

      This is what 45ACP users unironically believe

    • @SouthDakotaFacts
      @SouthDakotaFacts Рік тому +90

      Didn’t he do the same thing to an elderly woman too

    • @doommastermclean8238
      @doommastermclean8238 Рік тому +284

      @@SouthDakotaFacts yea but's is description is way more brutal then the cat being shot, talkin about how the brains fly out the back of her skull and shit.

    • @blades9152
      @blades9152 Рік тому +87

      @@Gooberpatrol66ANTI COW PROJECTILE

    • @turtlemaster2957
      @turtlemaster2957 Рік тому +64

      That was brutal but the dead baby tree was worse

  • @nathanielleguizamo409
    @nathanielleguizamo409 Рік тому +1268

    As soon as I saw Red Dead, I knew what would be on the other side, yet you still managed to spook me with that picture
    RDR feels like a fairy tale in comparison

    • @pablo_giustiniani
      @pablo_giustiniani Рік тому +120

      Blood Meridian is a RDR Creepypasta

    • @BigBegus
      @BigBegus Рік тому

      The skinner brothers are pretty in tandem with the violence of the Glanton Gang
      Skinning a man’s scalp off and plucking his eyes out leaving him still alive for no other reason other than torture. The O’drisscols do some fucked up shit as well. It just doesn’t have the judge.

    • @latergator4154
      @latergator4154 Рік тому +33

      I really wish rdr2 was darker when it came to certain things, but I guess it was already like 1899 and the things portrayed like in blood meridian already died almost completely off

    • @BigBegus
      @BigBegus Рік тому +67

      @@latergator4154 but even then it it is extremely brutal with the night folk and the skinner brothers and not to mention the strawberry massacre with Micah where he kills an entire family simply for guns

    • @trevorjolls1480
      @trevorjolls1480 11 місяців тому +2

      I love how this sounds like an exaggeration but it really isn’t

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 9 місяців тому +519

    Left: “It’s a rootin’-tootin’ gun-shootin’ time in the West!”
    Right: *“He says that he will never die.”*

    • @frankficcle7081
      @frankficcle7081 Місяць тому +5

      "Hear me, man. There is room on the stage for one beast and one alone. All others are destined for a night that is eternal and without name. One by one they will step down into the darkness before the floodlamps. Bears that dance, bears that dont."

  • @anthonybramante2921
    @anthonybramante2921 Рік тому +842

    I expected to see Will Smith riding a giant spider, and instead found a rabbit hole into Blood Meridian

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu Рік тому +46

      I was legit thinking the same, or if the "bad" side would be comedy westerns (or steampunk western in general.)

    • @PotawatomiThunderNew
      @PotawatomiThunderNew Рік тому +10

      Were you unfamiliar with Blood Meridian before this?

    • @PhantomOfficial07
      @PhantomOfficial07 7 місяців тому +11

      I thought the bad side was gonna be that one animan video

    • @fleshfurbyTroutLegion-wq5po
      @fleshfurbyTroutLegion-wq5po 5 місяців тому

      ​@@PhantomOfficial07 I forgot that existed lmao

    • @skdeathxlife
      @skdeathxlife Місяць тому

      @@PotawatomiThunderNewnever heard of it any tldr

  • @melissahenderlight2588
    @melissahenderlight2588 Рік тому +687

    And then he said, "it’s judging time!!!" And shot 37 people after claiming them to be child predators (he had never met any of them before)

    • @ratgobbler
      @ratgobbler 9 місяців тому +82

      takes one to know one, don’t it

    • @esauce3850
      @esauce3850 7 місяців тому +27

      And then someone spots him with a kid in his lap and said kid disappeared the next day

    • @MYBALLSARERUNNING
      @MYBALLSARERUNNING 6 місяців тому +1

      do that more often

    • @runningcommentary2125
      @runningcommentary2125 12 днів тому +1

      Then he judged the kid all over the toilet.

  • @davisdf3064
    @davisdf3064 Рік тому +290

    I think this book might somewhat be the best example of "evil will prevail when good men chose to do nothing" (or at least, that is part of what I've got from the book)

    • @ORLY911
      @ORLY911 Рік тому +38

      Maybe not prevail, as it's pretty clear Holden has no grand ambitions except what he likes to do in the book. The kid should have left the area entirely, it is the "blood meridian" he was in after all. Nothing good can happen to you there, unless you dance :)

    • @hpropganda
      @hpropganda 9 місяців тому +56

      ​@@ORLY911the kid left the bar, aka he did nothing. That led to the judge killing him, and it led to the judge dancing forever and thriving forever. If the kid did indeed join the dance, then he would've been able to stop the judge.

    • @BlakeSwanson-c1i
      @BlakeSwanson-c1i 6 місяців тому

      @@hpropgandaI read it as the judge overtook him and the kid raped and murdered the bear girl

    • @onyxd4450
      @onyxd4450 Місяць тому +2

      @@hpropgandaNot to mention, he had the chance to shoot him but he didn’t

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 18 днів тому

      Deadass like 90% of what he did happened because no one, in the age of wild gun totting riders, dared nor cared to stop his madness, the book like the ultimate deconstruction of the wild west.

  • @hunternowhunted1377
    @hunternowhunted1377 Рік тому +911

    i thought it was going to be ram ranch

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen Рік тому +123

      Look hard enough and you'll see no differences

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE Рік тому +70

      I thought it was going to be Animan Studios
      Or Brokeback Mountain

    • @michaelballard4916
      @michaelballard4916 Рік тому +90

      I wish Ram Ranch was the bad ending. Unfortunately, we went straight past that, and got down into the boiler room of hell ending

    • @oxygenenjoyer1712
      @oxygenenjoyer1712 Рік тому +5

      Sadly it’s the book water night or the morning blueness in the east

    • @mistertwister2000
      @mistertwister2000 Рік тому +1

      *18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH?*

  • @zoloftbf618
    @zoloftbf618 Рік тому +358

    Genuinely jumpscared me even though I’ve seen this exact image of the judge countless times beforehand. Needless to say I wont be using any public bathrooms for the next couple days.

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Рік тому +75

      But after sometime you will forget him, and when you least expect it, you'll see him, naked, with wide grin. And he will dance, and he will never die.

    • @commercialairliner
      @commercialairliner 6 місяців тому +7

      try not to go into any outhouses either 🥲

  • @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728
    @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 Рік тому +326

    The Judge makes Pocketcat from Fear & Hunger look like a CPS agent in comparison.

    • @soumyadip5434
      @soumyadip5434 Рік тому +47

      The entirety of Dungeons of fear and hunger would kneel against the judge at this point.

    • @webstercarlson7553
      @webstercarlson7553 Рік тому +70

      Nah with how social workers are now Judge WOULD BE a cps agent.

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl Рік тому +24

      @@webstercarlson7553
      Who knows? He might even be promoted to president

    • @pointynoodle
      @pointynoodle Рік тому +17

      @@bruhbruh-us6glI see him best as regional CIA commander

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 Рік тому +11

      ​@@pointynoodle No no, ATF "Dog Death Squad" commander in chief

  • @MrMindCloud
    @MrMindCloud Рік тому +837

    My favorite part about “Wild West fiction” is that it’s generally not too far from stuff that actually happened.

    • @IAmTheStig32
      @IAmTheStig32 Рік тому +242

      And it's endlessly versatile for storytelling. You want a romance? Brokeback Mountain. You want a splatter horror? Bone Tomehawk. Cattlepunk science fiction? The Wild Wild West. Something more modern? Breaking Bad and No Country For Old Men, not set in the 1800s but absolutely carry many of the hallmarks of westerns. Westerns don't even have to be set in the mainland USA, even - North to Alaska is set in Alaska, Death Hunt is set in Canada, The Proposition is set in colonial Australia but still is very much a western.

    • @bubonic524
      @bubonic524 Рік тому +114

      @@IAmTheStig32And for those that want space science fiction there is the Mandalorian

    • @shrekeyes2410
      @shrekeyes2410 Рік тому +47

      Hell.. look at fallout: new vegas

    • @expertarcher8542
      @expertarcher8542 Рік тому +15

      @@bubonic524the mandalorian doesn’t count.
      Unless you mean that one episode.

    • @bubonic524
      @bubonic524 Рік тому +58

      @@expertarcher8542 Well depending on your perspective, the entire first season could count as it follows a lot of the tropes of a western such as gunslingers, bounty hunters, and lone wanderers. The second and third seasons I would agree do not fit the category though

  • @Ortega.Juan.C
    @Ortega.Juan.C Рік тому +945

    "...and one of the Delawares emerged from the smoke with a naked infant dangling in each hand and squatted at a ring of midden stones and swung them by the heels each in turn and bashed their heads against the stones so that the brains burst forth through the fontanel in a bloody spew..." - Blood Meridian

    • @YOy50
      @YOy50 Рік тому +212

      I wasn’t prepared for that entire segment bro

    • @noahrodriguez293
      @noahrodriguez293 Рік тому +236

      "... and humans on fire came shrieking forth like beserkers and the riders hacked them down with their enormous knives and a young woman ran up and embraced the bloodied forefeet of Glanton's warhorse."

    • @NuonCheaKhmer
      @NuonCheaKhmer Рік тому +62

      a direct reference to psalm 137:9

    • @stargazer2312
      @stargazer2312 Рік тому +76

      From the excerpts I've read in the comments, it doesn't sound that "dark and disturbing" just edgy and gratitious

    • @YOy50
      @YOy50 Рік тому +195

      @@stargazer2312 you are wrong

  • @rose_bushes
    @rose_bushes Рік тому +266

    holden makes micah look like an angel in comparison

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 8 місяців тому +58

      If micah was in the book he would be the good guy

    • @plutoniumin
      @plutoniumin 8 місяців тому +68

      @@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012if michah joined the glanton gang they would have shot him for being too soft

    • @EnclavegovtofficialUSA
      @EnclavegovtofficialUSA 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@plutoniuminfunny you're doing this now....

    • @plutoniumin
      @plutoniumin 7 місяців тому

      @@EnclavegovtofficialUSA ?

    • @manintheline5331
      @manintheline5331 6 місяців тому +29

      Micah would be a fucking saint in the glanton gang

  • @ShoggothLord
    @ShoggothLord Рік тому +231

    Saw this meme at the start of the week and subsequently listened to the Richard Poe audiobook of Blood Meridian through two days of work, knowing nothing but the title and the Judge's face going in.
    This might be the most *useful* meme I've encountered on the internet for that.

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity Рік тому +3

      Just the Judge's face alone should be enough to clue you in to what kind of ride you're in for, and I haven't even read it.

    • @Primo_Luca
      @Primo_Luca Рік тому +1

      Saw two judge holden memes on some backwater meme page on instagram, said fuck it, bought it, read it, and here i am.
      Now i am become war, the taker of scalps.

  • @Dare88
    @Dare88 Рік тому +596

    Yknow, the New Vegas Bounties is probably the only thing that managed to portray the Judge accurately

    • @roachdoggjr8399
      @roachdoggjr8399 Рік тому +21

      Best mod ever

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 Рік тому +101

      I think a video game would be able to do blood meridian right

    • @VelhoTeste
      @VelhoTeste Рік тому +158

      ​@@giovannicervantes2053Red Dead Redemption but every character is Trevor Philips.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 Рік тому +5

      @@VelhoTeste yes

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 Рік тому +100

      I should have known that mod series was inspired by Blood Meridian. I thought it was just the mod author being a drunk edgelord. At least the Courier kills predators rather than becoming one, like a certain other infamous mod. Plus becoming the NCR's personal Terminator was a ton of fun and it really made you feel like the brutal government enforcer taming the west by any means possible.

  • @Brahkolee
    @Brahkolee Рік тому +402

    In case anyone’a curious where that last sound effect comes from (0:19), it’s from the first couple of seconds of a Norwegian black metal song: “Dunkelheit” by Burzum.
    That is an incredibly specific piece of useless information that absolutely no one wanted to know, but I was just impressed with myself that I was able to place it.

    • @TheChasedanger
      @TheChasedanger Рік тому +5

      ok but what is the other song

    • @Brahkolee
      @Brahkolee Рік тому +21

      @@TheChasedanger “Triggernometry” by Bill Elm and Woody Jackson, from the Red Dead Redemption OST (2010)

    • @archerycraft1866
      @archerycraft1866 Рік тому

      One of my favorite songs ever! One of only 2 good Black metal albums

    • @tacothedank
      @tacothedank Рік тому +9

      ​@@archerycraft1866made by a terrible person unfortunately, but it is what it is

    • @AshSonnenDrache
      @AshSonnenDrache Рік тому +4

      It's funny seeing these disclosures because this was music I listened to in high school (the whole burzum album) and now it's a meme

  • @EatitHarvey
    @EatitHarvey Рік тому +251

    I put Blood Meridian in the list of "Things I absolutely LOVE but will NEVER recommend to most people" alongside Fear and Hunger and the Drakengard Soundtrack.

    • @toobig7150
      @toobig7150 Рік тому +24

      Kid named slurpcore (cruelty squad)

    • @wtfboomguy
      @wtfboomguy Рік тому +1

      Thanks! I'll go check those out.

    • @EatitHarvey
      @EatitHarvey Рік тому +39

      @@wtfboomguy Fear and Hunger is a cool indie rpg horror game with a unique story, cool lore, and its cheap on Steam, but I don't recommend it for its high difficulty and mature themes.
      I like the Drakengard OST because it sounds like an orchestra being led by a schizophrenic hobo with a tinfoil hat, but I don't recommend it because it sounds like an orchestra being led by a schizophrenic hobo with a tinfoil hat.
      So yes, you should totally check em out. Guaranteed you'll have a unique experience. Not guaranteed you'll like it, but a guaranteed unique experience.

    • @dand8399
      @dand8399 Рік тому +2

      gotta love Fear and Hunger! maybe I should check out Blood Meridian some time.

    • @wtfboomguy
      @wtfboomguy Рік тому +6

      @@EatitHarvey High difficulty is a skill issue that can be resolved. And I'm pretty sure we don't gotta worry about "mature themes" on a video with Judge on it.

  • @realpastastrainer
    @realpastastrainer Рік тому +114

    "Hadn't you known I would have loved you like a son?"

    • @oneinathousand2156
      @oneinathousand2156 8 місяців тому +11

      The quote is actually “Don’t you know that I’d have loved you like a son?” But you were close.

    • @sceneshootergirl88
      @sceneshootergirl88 5 місяців тому

      LEMME TOUCH YOU

    • @Aurelius1239
      @Aurelius1239 5 місяців тому +11

      I hated reading that so much
      It was so gross knowing what the Judge was known for

    • @syrupsnake302
      @syrupsnake302 22 дні тому

      @@oneinathousand2156 - "Let me touch you"

  • @LeoGaming55
    @LeoGaming55 Рік тому +89

    Before clicking on the video I thought it was going to be a Cowboy Bebop meme. As I was watching it I looked at a comment and as soon as I saw the name “The Judge” I actually felt my heart sank. Then I saw the image.

  • @Cibraste
    @Cibraste Рік тому +137

    "i like wild west fiction" 😃
    "i like wild, west fiction" 💀

  • @queenbee2769
    @queenbee2769 Рік тому +54

    "whatever exists outside my knowledge exists without my consent"

  • @arjyabirhazra1135
    @arjyabirhazra1135 Рік тому +136

    I immediately stopped feeling safe once i saw the judge on the screen

    • @WalterUndergo
      @WalterUndergo Рік тому +26

      His gaze alone is enough to make a boy who does not him yet feel unsafe.

  • @punishedwhispers1218
    @punishedwhispers1218 Рік тому +46

    I never even considered it Blood Meridian and instantly the overwhelming fight or flight took over me when I saw him

  • @willm678
    @willm678 11 місяців тому +136

    “How did you know that priest was a fraudulent pedophile?”
    -🤓
    “I’ve never seen that man in my entire life until today.”
    -🗿

    • @syrupsnake302
      @syrupsnake302 22 дні тому +1

      -Everyone laughs and buys the judge a drink-

  • @matthewiler7094
    @matthewiler7094 Рік тому +65

    Even before I clicked on the video, I just had a feeling the dark castle was going to be Blood Meridian.

  • @clanka7147
    @clanka7147 Рік тому +50

    Jesus that picture of Judge is actually terrifying

  • @pescando
    @pescando Рік тому +355

    Incredible. My first time hearing about Blood Meridian and Judge Holden. What a spectacularly evil character. As able as he is depraved. I’m really impressed at how well read UA-cam commenters are. You all are a smart bunch.

    • @lorddervish212quinterosara6
      @lorddervish212quinterosara6 Рік тому +44

      Nobody here actually read Blood Meridian

    • @remobrandon190
      @remobrandon190 Рік тому +34

      ​@@lorddervish212quinterosara6I did, but I don't remember everything of it. It's a very dark western fiction, mostly because describe in all detail the level of brutality of many of the crimes provoked by a historical famous scalping gang.

    • @qstionblomens6138
      @qstionblomens6138 Рік тому +21

      We all saw the Wendigoon video, buddy

    • @BNK2442
      @BNK2442 Рік тому +5

      ​@@qstionblomens6138I read it.

    • @BNK2442
      @BNK2442 Рік тому +15

      ​@@remobrandon190That book has an excess of violence and a lack of commas.

  • @syrupsnake302
    @syrupsnake302 2 місяці тому +5

    For those who don't know:
    The photo of the guy in the last part is named Judge Holden. He is the main antagonist of a anti-western novel called "Blood Meridian" which is mainly about a boy who is a part of a gang of mercenaries that hunt Native tribes' scalps.
    Judge Holden is one, if not the most evil villain in all of fiction.
    Here's why:
    He was involved in countless crimes on the Wild West, including mass slaughtering of people, robbery, grape, and scalp hunting.
    Falsely accused a priest of being a child murderer and zoophiliac in an attempt to get the priest killed by his congregation. When confronted about how he was aware of that fact, he stated that he never met or saw him in his life and simply destroyed the priest's life for his own amusement.
    When he and the group of nomadic mercenaries encountered the tribe of Apaches, he tricked the Natives by falsely surrendering, only to attack and brutally murder them.
    He graped and murdered children multiple times throughout the story.
    He graped and broke a boy's neck.
    He graped and threw a girl over the wall of a town.
    He was involved in several more conflicts with Natives, including a raid that resulted in the slaughtering of multiple babies and defenseless non-combatants.
    He refused to help Davey Brown pull out an arrow in his leg and even sarcastically joked about stealing his insurance.
    He murdered (and most likely graped) a Native American child and scalped him. When Toadvine confronted him about this act, he did not show any kind of remorse or guilt.
    He shot a man who stabbed one of the gang members at a bar, which led to a fight between the customers and the gang that resulted in multiple deaths, and then ordered Tobin to kill the fleeing men.
    He bought two puppies, only to throw them off a bridge and leave them to drown, showing signs of his blatant psychopathy.
    He hunted various specimens of birds because he finds the freedom of birds to be an insult to him. As if this weren't cruel and petty enough, he also says that it would be preferable to keep all birds in a massive zoo, even if it took a lot of time and resources to build it.
    Attempted to corrupt more of the already evil members of the gang with his nihilistic and socially darwinistic philosophy.
    He refused to turn over the gang member who had murdered the eating house proprietor to Lieutenant Couts.
    He attacked Tobin and the Kid and forced them to go into hiding in order to escape him. During the chase, Tobin was shot in the neck.
    He used the Idiot as a pet while holding him by a leash and forcing him to hold his weapons. He also corrupted the Idiot into becoming his "pupil", to the point that he assisted him in trying to kill the Kid and Tobin, and, aparently, in graping a little girl.
    Tried to get the kid executed by framing him responsible for the slaughter of the Glanton gang.
    It's also implied he testified against Toadvine and Brown, resulting in the two of them getting hanged. While both men undoubtedly deserved it given their crimes, it comes off as extremely hypocritical given that Holden was just as guilty as them, if not more so.
    It is implied that he murdered Tobin after the duo escaped.
    He lured the Man into the outhouse, implicitly graping and killing him in a very gruesome manner.
    He is never punished for his crimes and gets away with everything in the end, stating that he never sleeps and will never die; being a Satanic figure, the narrative even implies that he is ageless, eternally free to commit atrocities and corrupt men while working towards his goal of becoming suzerain of the earth.
    Even though he is Satanic in nature, he still has full moral agency due to possessing the capacity to think like a normal individual.
    Overall, he has absolutely no redeeming traits or excuses for his actions, as he simply commits them to satisfy his sadism.

  • @crimsonii8683
    @crimsonii8683 Рік тому +326

    Blood Meridian is the dark souls of western fiction

    • @edoardogualano3685
      @edoardogualano3685 Рік тому

      Blood meridian Is more like a anti western fiction

    • @wolfcharlie3771
      @wolfcharlie3771 Рік тому +90

      The world of Red Dead is pretty brutal and cruel already, that should let you know how fucked up Blood Meridian really is.

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 Рік тому +18

      ​@@wolfcharlie3771 Well thats why they called it the wild west.

    • @monsieurbongo
      @monsieurbongo Рік тому +32

      not even dark souls is as fucked up as blood meridian

    • @andrewb6194
      @andrewb6194 Рік тому +61

      Blood Meridian is to Western Fantasy what Berserk is to Medieval Fantasy

  • @eddy_malouempereur_du_cong6536
    @eddy_malouempereur_du_cong6536 7 місяців тому +18

    Even Micah would find the Judge dispicable

    • @thebrownbanana7863
      @thebrownbanana7863 7 місяців тому +12

      Miach would be absolutely terrified of Judge

    • @UGOISCOOLNOW
      @UGOISCOOLNOW 5 місяців тому +1

      @@thebrownbanana7863Arthur would most definitely shit his pants considering how easily he gets scared from the night folks

    • @runningcommentary2125
      @runningcommentary2125 12 днів тому

      Perhaps to Micah he would be a great favourite.

  • @mr.purple7816
    @mr.purple7816 Рік тому +17

    Every time his name is spoken, a child disappears.

  • @tehdmanvids3
    @tehdmanvids3 11 місяців тому +119

    The worst part about Blood Meridian is that it's inspired by true events and characters.

    • @manwithnoname8229
      @manwithnoname8229 9 місяців тому +8

      worst part or best part?

    • @tehdmanvids3
      @tehdmanvids3 9 місяців тому +31

      @@manwithnoname8229 WORST, for sure

    • @Minka-ot9xl
      @Minka-ot9xl 8 місяців тому +17

      Cornac spent a long time studying the glanton gang despite there not being much written about them, the judge and the kid were completely fictional

    • @cannibalisticvegan8461
      @cannibalisticvegan8461 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Minka-ot9xlyes, just judge was real but the book version of Holden is fictional. Real judge holden was silently known to likely be a pedophile rapist and well spoken murderer, as all judges likely are

    • @Fortnitemcgamer
      @Fortnitemcgamer 8 місяців тому +21

      ​@@Minka-ot9xlJudge Holden was a real person in the real Glanton Gang, but the kid was fictional

  • @zombiesalmon4997
    @zombiesalmon4997 Рік тому +32

    18 NAKED COWBOYS IN GLANTONS GANG

  • @swisschese1323
    @swisschese1323 Рік тому +52

    When I say I like Wild West Fiction, I mean I like to have spurs (that jingle jangle jingle)

    • @t4rsus90
      @t4rsus90 Рік тому +10

      I respect it. I, too, like to go riding merrily along.

    • @notamobilesprout4175
      @notamobilesprout4175 Рік тому +3

      “What in the god damn…?”

    • @NobodySpecial-mu5ic
      @NobodySpecial-mu5ic Рік тому +6

      “Every bell that jingles without my knowledge, jangles without my consent.”
      The Judge.

    • @josemfernandeza5979
      @josemfernandeza5979 2 місяці тому

      Some say "War, war never changes"
      He says "It makes no difference what men think of war... War was always here. Before man was, war was waiting for him... War is god".

  • @ihatetwinks99
    @ihatetwinks99 Рік тому +33

    saw this and immediately went “this is gonna be a blood meridian joke” so glad i wasn’t disappointed lmao

  • @antohagaming748
    @antohagaming748 3 місяці тому +6

    He never sleeps, he says he will never die, This judge.

  • @moonyasnow36
    @moonyasnow36 Рік тому +37

    That picture is goddamn terrifying
    Fits him perfectly

  • @dankcatfish4205
    @dankcatfish4205 Рік тому +134

    If it was the van der Lin gang vs the judge I think the only one to survive that would be bill and not for the reason you think

    • @ghost.2527
      @ghost.2527 Рік тому +48

      the judge is strong and tbh hes so evil and js disturbing that you could put him up against darth vader and although he'd absolutely win vader would be disgusted by the judge maybe scared too. But the entire vanderlinde gang together could probably beat the judges ass.

    • @dankcatfish4205
      @dankcatfish4205 Рік тому +23

      You missed the joke

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Рік тому +24

      Does bill escape much like the Kid when it was a shootout between him, Tobin, and the Judge? Or does the Judge keep bill like a chained pet like the Idiot?

    • @dankcatfish4205
      @dankcatfish4205 Рік тому

      Ok bill is gay , the judge is know for ass r*ping to death, so of the gang he’s probably must likely to survive, there’s the joke

    • @webstercarlson7553
      @webstercarlson7553 Рік тому

      @@ghost.2527knowing judge he would somehow outskill them or charm his way out of it, only to then rape them all to death.

  • @IamOmegon
    @IamOmegon Рік тому +35

    He is dancing

  • @critaper328
    @critaper328 Рік тому +149

    Holy shit this hits accurate, mid read of blood meridian rn

    • @DevinSantos-t2k
      @DevinSantos-t2k Рік тому +2

      Same here bro

    • @kunaiwithchain5278
      @kunaiwithchain5278 Рік тому +1

      I didn’t really like the book, wasn’t very interesting

    • @DevinSantos-t2k
      @DevinSantos-t2k Рік тому

      @@kunaiwithchain5278 your opinion is different form mine therefore i hope your life is a hopeless march towards an unachievable goal that will never fulfill you as a human

    • @TheMaiztro
      @TheMaiztro Рік тому

      ​@@kunaiwithchain5278Me too

    • @thebrownbanana7863
      @thebrownbanana7863 Рік тому

      ​@@kunaiwithchain5278Lol you're dumb then

  • @wingscollectxr
    @wingscollectxr Рік тому +297

    I find it so hard to consume ‘wild west’ media now bc of that book lol. ruined the aesthetic for me haha

    • @theblackrose3130
      @theblackrose3130 Рік тому +108

      There's always Samurai media lol, until you watch Harakiri and have the same realisation of an anti-samurai/western piece ruining it again.

    • @ShoggothLord
      @ShoggothLord Рік тому +71

      ​@@theblackrose3130I am *so* jazzed to see Harakiri namedropped under a Blood Meridian meme. It's a contender for my favorite film.

    • @theblackrose3130
      @theblackrose3130 Рік тому +16

      @@ShoggothLord Kobayashi was an insanely talented director

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas Рік тому +53

      I thought I was the only one that had this
      Not Blood Meridian, but sometimes you'll consume one of those "gritty deconstruction" pieces of media that, when done right, completely ruin a genre for you
      Military shooters just feel hollow after Spec Ops: The Line, the only example that pops in my head right now

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander Рік тому +48

      ​@@Sorrelhasthat is not a result of "doing it right"
      A good deconstruction should give you a newfound appreciation for the genre, but through a different lenses.

  • @mikerueffer579
    @mikerueffer579 Рік тому +98

    Blood meridian fans: "The characters are so complex and multilayered."
    Judge Holden: "I killed a puppy cause I'm evil."

    • @thehawk8332
      @thehawk8332 Рік тому +54

      2 puppies ackshully. ☝️🤓

    • @jungkinoid8706
      @jungkinoid8706 Рік тому +20

      Ain't no one said they were multilayered bruh

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez Рік тому +36

      Contrarianism is a hell of a drug

    • @manwithnoname8229
      @manwithnoname8229 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@FelipeJaquez It usually happens when something so well adorned by its target audience, like Blood Meridian, gains popularity and exposure to some of the worst, terrible opinions out there.
      Cormac McCarthy wrote esoteric books, with a specific audience in mind whom he knew would enjoy his writings and diligently scrutinise it.
      Apparently some of his books have reached broader audiences and such results occur.

    • @AlfredFJones1776
      @AlfredFJones1776 5 місяців тому +1

      @@FelipeJaquezOr people just think edgy shit is stupid.

  • @FearsomeVoid
    @FearsomeVoid Місяць тому +3

    At first: I wanna be a cowboy
    At the end of the video: 💀

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity Рік тому +44

    Not gonna lie, I was not expecting the dark castle to be whatever *_that_* was. If anything, I'm pleased my expectations were subverted.

  • @L0rdTonk
    @L0rdTonk Рік тому +51

    alternatively, I know 18 people at a place that want something

  • @111uhhhh1
    @111uhhhh1 2 місяці тому +4

    When judge holden said "I'll be the judge of that" and judges all over the place is truly one of the most blood meridian of all time

  • @roachct9076
    @roachct9076 Рік тому +47

    I knew that was blood meridian

  • @satvikverma681
    @satvikverma681 Рік тому +18

    Ah yes, Blood Meridian the Wild West "fiction"

    • @Fami_Salami
      @Fami_Salami 11 місяців тому +3

      Oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man on God oh man

    • @runningcommentary2125
      @runningcommentary2125 12 днів тому

      You can sleep easy. Chamberlain probably made up half of the stuff he wrote.

  • @redknecktelevision4428
    @redknecktelevision4428 Рік тому +18

    We do a little judging

    • @sneed3613
      @sneed3613 Рік тому +3

      "We do a little trolling"
      *Wipes out whole village*

  • @BigMuggs21
    @BigMuggs21 Рік тому +20

    To make me feel happy, I imagine the courier, Joshua Graham, Arthur Morgan, Dutch etc. all my favorite characters from RDR and FNV absolutely butchering the Judge. He’s so well written to the point that I hate him as much like he’s a real person

    • @ShaftYtps
      @ShaftYtps 11 місяців тому +1

      but being real they'd all get flattened by the Judge

    • @BigMuggs21
      @BigMuggs21 11 місяців тому +7

      @@ShaftYtps buddy, Judge Holden is cool and all. But he would get ANNIHILATED by the courier, Frank Horrigan, Graham, an Enclave soldier, a BOS Knight etc. he’s just a very big man with superhuman strength, but put him against laser weapons, robotic cowboy warriors he ain’t nothin

    • @valentinov901
      @valentinov901 11 місяців тому +1

      @@BigMuggs21
      i think misses the point of the character
      A saint is someone who has achieved the pinnacle of virtuous living, akin to a good Samaritan dedicating a substantial portion of their life to goodness. However, living a virtuous life is a challenging undertaking, demanding the daily rejection of wrongdoing and consistent right choices throughout one's existence. It's like using a chisel to sculpt stone-your soul, in this case-into the desired form. This is a demanding process where man serves as both the artist and the medium. Nevertheless, this demanding existence is attainable through determination and human means, albeit typically reserved for the strongest and most resolute among us.
      On the opposite end of the moral spectrum, we find the dark saint, one who wholeheartedly commits their life to embracing depravity and evil with the same zealous focus as their benevolent counterparts. This represents the zenith of what is humanly conceivable and achievable in the realm of evil. Their life is characterized by unwavering discipline, dedication, and relentless effort, all directed toward causing pain.
      They don't engage in sin for personal whims or fleeting pleasures, such as drinking for personal enjoyment. Instead, they commit acts of evil as if it were a worthwhile endeavor, much like an artist creating a masterpiece or a saint performing good deeds without expecting anything in return.
      For a dark saint, committing acts of evil is not only because they can, but because they must, as it is a fundamental truth of their nature
      The Judge's purpose is to sow violence, pain, and suffering. He embodies the darkest capacities of humanity, serving as a stark exemplar of the sins of Western society and manifest destiny. Despite being somewhat mortal - susceptible to failure, deception, and lacking omniscience - he possesses unparalleled skill, grounding him in the realm of human capability.
      A confrontation with him transcends the physical realm and delves into a moral battle. The Judge employs psychological tactics, aiming to induce paranoia, nurture the worst aspects of his adversaries' personalities, and ambush them at their most vulnerable moments, all with the goal of inflicting pain.
      In the wasteland, he is a mythical figure, akin to the likes of the Courier, Ulysses, or Graham. However, while the others may lean towards neutrality or goodness, he embodies the essence of evil and cruelty.

    • @ShaftYtps
      @ShaftYtps 11 місяців тому

      @@BigMuggs21 Oh yea, if we're bringing Horrigan and the Brotherhood into it then yea, Holden is gone, but the van ders, graham and the courier are just normal blokes who would get decimated

    • @BigMuggs21
      @BigMuggs21 11 місяців тому +3

      @@ShaftYtps nah Courier can solo everyone. Especially max level with a sequoia or other shit

  • @joseywales3580
    @joseywales3580 11 місяців тому +6

    “His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.”

  • @obamaprism5688
    @obamaprism5688 Рік тому +16

    That photo of the Judge scared the shit out of me

  • @LacoSinfonia
    @LacoSinfonia Рік тому +12

    The second I saw the thumbnail I knew there was only one thing the bad path could lead to.

  • @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811
    @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 Рік тому +26

    I thought one was gonna be westerns and the other was gonna be erotic novels.

  • @MylesDurham-g9f
    @MylesDurham-g9f Рік тому +59

    I love it, thank you so much it looks really cool.

  • @CryloWolf
    @CryloWolf Рік тому +14

    “His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die.”
    Knowing about the judge that picture was a jumpscare

  • @TheTrueNecRoHeaD
    @TheTrueNecRoHeaD Рік тому +9

    When night falls, she cloaks the whole world in impenetrable darkness. a chill rises from the soil, and contaminates the air, suddenly life has new meaning.

    • @thechatkid6701
      @thechatkid6701 Рік тому +5

      Absolutely banger lyrics. Vargs an awful guy but a damn amazing musician

    • @TFFAN16
      @TFFAN16 11 місяців тому +1

      Gotta love Burzum

    • @Lizardman-d5j
      @Lizardman-d5j 2 місяці тому

      He recorded that with a WW2 pilot's helmet

  • @thehellion754
    @thehellion754 Рік тому +32

    Ain't no way that's the beginning of Dunkelheit playing at the end

    • @alek124.
      @alek124. Рік тому +3

      THATS WHAT IM SAYINGGGG

  • @joeking6972
    @joeking6972 Рік тому +11

    "There is a flawed place in the fabric of your heart, did you think I could not know?"

  • @heypal8072
    @heypal8072 Рік тому +18

    Was waiting for it yet the Judge still snuck up on me in the end. Just like the Kid

  • @uberfeel
    @uberfeel Рік тому +111

    "He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge."
    - Blood Meridian

    • @uberfeel
      @uberfeel Рік тому +1

      @@SaberFate777 damn dude, I am sorry for your illiteracy.

    • @uberfeel
      @uberfeel Рік тому

      @@SaberFate777 why?

  • @mikew3194
    @mikew3194 Рік тому +119

    Someone help me here. In the first chapter when the Judge enters the tent and accuses the preacher, his hands are described as small and his face childlike. But frequently the author describes him as bigger than most men and very strong. At one point there is a mention of a strangled body, and the hand prints on the neck could only belong to one man... Was that a slip up? Does the judge shapeshift subtly at times?

    • @sneed3613
      @sneed3613 Рік тому +222

      He's supposed to be uncanny, he's very large and intimidating, but also has childlike features

    • @lorddoof3370
      @lorddoof3370 Рік тому +12

      @@sneed3613 thanks sneedchad pfp dude, very cool

    • @sneed3613
      @sneed3613 Рік тому

      @@lorddoof3370 Why don't you have Judge Holden molest Perry for you?

    • @spiritofchaos58
      @spiritofchaos58 Рік тому +90

      Imagine a giant baby the size of a grown man.

    • @webstercarlson7553
      @webstercarlson7553 Рік тому +69

      Judge is roughly as tall as shaq. But judge is described as wide even for his height. “Small” hands to him would still be extremely large to us.

  • @DanialTarki
    @DanialTarki Рік тому +18

    I had a feeling Blood Meridian would get a mention.
    So are not going to talk about how Holden is basically a vague personification of war itself?

    • @NobodySpecial-mu5ic
      @NobodySpecial-mu5ic Рік тому

      Some people, like The Vile Eye, consider the Judge to be the devil.

    • @failtolawl
      @failtolawl 11 місяців тому +2

      He is many things. War, death, lucifer, "the wandering Jew", Mephistopheles, humanity, but above all, he is the Judge. He is worthy of being his own self.

  • @MenelikTheFirst
    @MenelikTheFirst 2 місяці тому +3

    He never sleeps.

  • @H20ZTS
    @H20ZTS Місяць тому +1

    I could feel Judge appearing from a mile away but it still got me 😭

  • @Choatemister
    @Choatemister Рік тому +8

    I was thinking "Well what's the bad side?"
    And then he smiled.

  • @BlazefireSaber
    @BlazefireSaber Рік тому +67

    let's be honest, Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2 are mild at best with the level of savagery and violence

    • @Murphy_Law
      @Murphy_Law Рік тому +21

      Yes but the serial killer from RDR2 was kind of gorey (not as gorey as whatever the fuck Glanton's gang is doing though)

    • @krypticunlimited6925
      @krypticunlimited6925 Рік тому +13

      Nah red dead 2 gets pretty messed up in terms of what you can do to NPCs. Look up low honor play throughs and you’ll see just how convincing they made human suffering in that game

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 8 місяців тому +3

      Thats because the brutal things in that game is not being done by dutchs gang, in some place you can find a scalped man that is still alive

  • @Sweld549
    @Sweld549 6 місяців тому +3

    He is sneeding, sneeding. He says that he will never Chuck.

  • @MrModojojo
    @MrModojojo Рік тому +162

    If anyone wants to take the journey into Blood Meridian I want you to be prepared for a few things.
    One, the book is incredibly written. I say this because it's so good that it's actually hard to follow at times if you're not used to that type of writing.
    Second, for the first half of the book you'll be wondering "this is bad but I thought it was going to be worse?" Continue to the second half.
    Third, you won't make sense of what you read in the end. You'll read/watch people make multiple different opinions all unique from each other.

    • @failtolawl
      @failtolawl 11 місяців тому +7

      I found it entirely better as an audio book. Almost as if it were read around a fire, naturally, as it looks like it was trying to do.

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 2 місяці тому

      Ughh, wonder If I just have some sort of inner hipster or something but the more the Quality of Blood meridian is described to me the more I absolutely never wanna touch it. Have a similar feeling about the dune books whenever those fans talk about it. That and a bunch of other pieces of literature that I'm sure are beyond Phenomenal, yet I feel my experience has somehow been derailed or distorted before it even began.

    • @runningcommentary2125
      @runningcommentary2125 12 днів тому

      @@failtolawl That might be because in an audio book you don't have to worry about the lack of quotation marks.

  • @Alfa_Editz
    @Alfa_Editz 2 місяці тому +2

    If my baby sister annoys me too much I'mma just show her a picture of the judge she gonna go missing

  • @MrPear40
    @MrPear40 Рік тому +5

    “I don’t know”
    -The Kid

  • @sethgardner4297
    @sethgardner4297 Рік тому +20

    Is that Burzum I hear?

  • @deaddymanny7309
    @deaddymanny7309 Рік тому +74

    How can we forget about the third path? Like the weird one, the weird west path.

  • @deleteduser3455
    @deleteduser3455 3 місяці тому +4

    I really did expect blood Meridian there

  • @МаринаМакшина
    @МаринаМакшина 2 місяці тому +3

    Left: Roman
    Right: Reality

  • @GoofFrogthingaa
    @GoofFrogthingaa Рік тому +9

    Et in Arcadia ego.
    Even in paradise, HERE I AM!

  • @nseven1117
    @nseven1117 Рік тому +9

    I actually expected the other castle to be Broke Back Mountain

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 9 місяців тому +3

    Left: The good, the bad and the ugly
    Right: The bad, the ugly, and the _dear god make it stop._

  • @CountCrimsonStrider
    @CountCrimsonStrider Місяць тому +1

    Thank you for sending me on a year long rabbit hole

  • @matthewyeldig4608
    @matthewyeldig4608 Рік тому +4

    Remember kids, always shoot Judge Holdens... You'll probibly not get a second chance.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Рік тому +7

    I cannot believe how good of a movie Tombstone is

  • @TotallyNotMaiko
    @TotallyNotMaiko Рік тому +61

    I FUCKING LOVE BLOOD MERIDIAN (no fr, i need to see more content like that)

  • @noahplaysgames3748
    @noahplaysgames3748 13 днів тому +2

    whatever in creation exists without my knowledge
    exists without my consent

  • @Chekmate-em3mc
    @Chekmate-em3mc 2 місяці тому +1

    “Yeah I like tf2 sfms”
    “It is good day not to be dead”
    “ *it’s eternity in there* “

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 Рік тому +6

    I was expecting it and knew what the punchline was, but Holden's face startled me

  • @tomdolben
    @tomdolben 3 місяці тому +4

    all my homies love judge holden

  • @Atlee_Stewart
    @Atlee_Stewart Рік тому +6

    All you need is one photo, and that was it

  • @The_Hirohiko_Araki
    @The_Hirohiko_Araki 10 місяців тому +5

    After reading this book, Judge Holden is one of the scariest antagonists in Wild West history.

  • @SYMBIOTEDINOSAUR
    @SYMBIOTEDINOSAUR 8 місяців тому +3

    What the fuck did I just hear the start of dunkelheit by Burzum in a random unrelated meme...

    • @jfloreszav
      @jfloreszav 8 місяців тому +1

      Same reaction haha. I don't think I've seen another Burzum fan in the wild so it was surprising.