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**Batman’s Contingency Plan: The "Jefferson Fade Protocol"**
**File Name**: "The Hawkins Incident (That We Don’t Talk About)"
**Threat Level**: **Catastrophic**
(Note: If you’re reading this, it’s too late. My ribs still hurt.)
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### **Incident Context**:
**Summary**:
Gotham, 2:15 AM. I was in pursuit of the Joker and his gang. Routine sweep. Or so I thought. My Batmobile’s retractable top lifted as I prepared to leap into action. But the unexpected happened. No sooner had the roof lifted than I felt an iron grip yank me out of my own vehicle.
It wasn’t Bane. It wasn’t Killer Croc.
No. It was Robert Hawkins, **Static Shock’s dad**-a former JD (Joker Disciple) with hands so lethal, Gotham’s rogues gallery doesn’t mention him by name.
**Outcome**:
He proceeded to run me the **fade of a lifetime**. Hand-to-hand combat. His skillset was… unexpected. I, the Dark Knight, received an L so resounding that even Alfred hesitated to ask about the bruises.
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### **Profile**
- **Name**: Robert Hawkins
- **Former Alias**: JD (Joker Disciple), but reformed into a social worker.
- **Current Alias**: Dad Supreme, The "Father of Fades"
- **Known Abilities**:
- **Hands of Fury**: Possesses unquantifiable street-fighting skills, refined during his time as a JD. His ability to deliver perfectly timed punches left Batman questioning his life choices.
- **Dad Strength**: More potent than I anticipated. His grip is inescapable, his stance unshakeable, and his strikes - *devastating*.
- **Street Smarts**: His tactical awareness is on par with Gotham’s most dangerous criminals. He reads opponents like a dad spotting a kid’s bad report card from across the room.
- **Fury Mode**: Activated when his son, Virgil (Static), is in danger or when his past as a JD is mentioned. His aggression triples.
- **Perfect Timing**: It’s as if he *knew* exactly when and where I would be. Stealth capabilities are nearly Batman-level.
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### **Assessment of Incident**
1. **Batmobile Breach**:
- **Mistake**: Allowing the Batmobile’s vertical top to open, giving Hawkins a perfect opportunity to strike. Never should’ve trusted autopilot in his vicinity.
- **Remedy**: Consider retrofitting Batmobile with "Hawkins Mode," an impenetrable shield specifically designed for him.
2. **Close-Quarters Combat**:
- **Mistake**: I underestimated the combination of street-fighting techniques he learned as a JD. His strikes were precise, overwhelming, and came at a speed unexpected for a social worker.
- **Observation**: He clearly hadn’t forgotten his JD training. Even without Joker’s influence, his skills remain deadly. I failed to prepare for his unique fighting style- a mix of **bare-knuckle brawling** and **dad reflexes**.
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### **Plan of Action (In Case of Future Encounters)**
#### 1. **Avoid Direct Confrontation**
- Engage only from a distance. Utilize **Bat-drones** to monitor his position at all times. Close-quarters combat should be avoided unless absolutely necessary.
#### 2. **Reinforced Armor**
- The usual Batsuit is insufficient. I will develop a new armor set, **"The L-Blocker"**, designed to absorb the impact of Hawkins’ devastating strikes. The material will be a combination of shock-absorbent polymers and vibranium-laced Kevlar (I’ll have to call T'Challa for that one).
#### 3. **Misdirection and Distraction Tactics**
- Drop his **social worker files** detailing underfunded community programs to create a distraction. If engaged in conversation about his responsibilities, there is a high probability that Hawkins will become distracted and begin discussing systemic issues-use this as a window for escape.
- Alternatively, remind him that Virgil hasn’t done his homework yet. This may cause temporary hesitation.
#### 4. **Environmental Control**
- If fighting is unavoidable, ensure it takes place in an environment with **low ceilings** and **limited space**, where the Batmobile is parked out of reach. Hawkins thrives in open environments where he can use his raw strength to full effect.
#### 5. **Deploy Backup**
- Call **Alfred** and **Nightwing** immediately. Alfred knows a thing or two about getting disarmed, and Nightwing can use acrobatic maneuvers to provide distractions.
- Additionally, send Static a subtle message. If Hawkins gets angry, only **his son’s presence** has a chance of calming him down.
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### **Contingency Protocol: "Dad Reflex Suppression"**
If there is no other option and a direct fight is imminent, use the following contingency plan:
- **Deploy Bat-Bait**: Attach a hologram projector to the Batmobile’s rear, projecting a figure resembling Virgil. This will prompt Robert to drop everything to check on his son. Use this brief window to either escape or subdue him (note: still working on how to *actually* subdue him).
- **Pace the Fight**: Hawkins’ street-fighting style relies on overwhelming his opponent early on. Slow the pace by using smoke pellets and flashbangs to disorient him. However, avoid using **batons** or **staffs**, as they seem to infuriate him further (he broke four in the last encounter).
- **Evasive Maneuvers**: Retreat until backup arrives. If trapped in an alley, employ the **Batarang Cloak**-a series of high-frequency sound-emitting devices designed to disorient former JDs.
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### **Final Assessment**
Robert Hawkins is a force to be reckoned with. His unique combination of **street-fighting prowess**, **dad instincts**, and **Joker Disciple training** make him an opponent unlike any other. He is a man of unshakable moral conviction but, when provoked, can deliver the fade of a lifetime.
**Conclusion**: Avoid, deflect, and *never* let him near the Batmobile again.

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