Nerd³ Recommends They Are Billions - Age of The Walking Dead

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 847

  • @OtherworldlyOdd
    @OtherworldlyOdd 7 років тому +48

    "Close the gates, close the gates! We don't have gates, but we are going to BUILD and CLOSE the gates!"
    Had me dying man.

  • @macsthepanda9836
    @macsthepanda9836 7 років тому +122

    Well this was a short video...
    sorry I’m used to 8 hours now.

  • @hyperspeed1313
    @hyperspeed1313 7 років тому +25

    This was basically the whole video in summary:
    Dan: The shock tower is the only thing keeping me alive.
    Dan: *Doesn't research shock towers when he has the option. Dies*

  • @crazehcakes
    @crazehcakes 7 років тому +57

    Nerdcubed: "This is good!"
    Me: *sees there's ten minutes left in the video* this is not good.

  • @animorph17
    @animorph17 7 років тому +25

    You know, it's usually painful to see people who are terrible at this game. But Dan panics so much and just sounds so terrified when things go wrong, that it's actually amusingly entertaining. Wouldn't watch a full series of this but I needed Dan's horrified screams to brighten my day.

  • @murrax2
    @murrax2 7 років тому +96

    I haven't even finished desert bus yet

    • @Comet_04
      @Comet_04 7 років тому +2

      I have greatest 7 hours of my life that was

    • @marthulu6220
      @marthulu6220 7 років тому +2

      I haven't started

    • @murrax2
      @murrax2 7 років тому +1

      I'm about 5 mins after Dan crashed

  • @EnRandomSten
    @EnRandomSten 7 років тому +129

    Soooo ... gates are a thing that are pretty neat

  • @tristanking7748
    @tristanking7748 7 років тому +34

    Finally found a recent video! Hi NerdCubed, been loving your videos and please keep it up. It's always a joy to get out of school and be able to laugh off all the stress and anxiety with your jokes and great sense of humor. Thank you for what your doing and please keep going!

  • @natford366
    @natford366 7 років тому +82

    "Good everyone just starve for a moment"-Stalin 1949

  • @TheArtfulNarrator
    @TheArtfulNarrator 7 років тому +24

    thank you for uploading the whole full length video. It is always a joy to watch this long vids of yours : )

  • @dadudedatdoesstuff
    @dadudedatdoesstuff 7 років тому +34

    We're starting to come back to life
    -Dan, with 3 minutes left in the video

  • @tastygravy4410
    @tastygravy4410 7 років тому +84

    Play it in VR.
    On a bus.
    For 8 hours.

  • @GOODGUYNOODLE
    @GOODGUYNOODLE 3 роки тому +29

    I think Dan should revisit this, cause his biggest mistakes was LACK of gates and troops, plus he didn't expand fast enough....

  • @SempaWZ
    @SempaWZ 7 років тому +21

    We need a series of this...badly

  • @detectivecotton6824
    @detectivecotton6824 7 років тому +10

    I actually wouldn't mind more of this at some point, I watched the entire thing without even realizing how long it was

  • @superer1703
    @superer1703 7 років тому +13

    Completes series in 30-45 minute episodes would be amazing. please do it till you win on the hardest difficulty or give up.

  • @JSAcousticJuice
    @JSAcousticJuice 7 років тому +12

    "Put seeds in the ground and piss on them!" I am never paying for food again!!

  • @IrritableCronos
    @IrritableCronos 7 років тому +21

    I would love to see a completes series on this. Or maybe just a check up as it comes along. But I would love to see a full play through of this

    • @Corndog1
      @Corndog1 7 років тому

      it is so much fun, i bought it after watching this.

  • @Tyrant11547
    @Tyrant11547 7 років тому +9

    He says "Where are they coming from? East! Fuck em!" Dies immediately. Please make more of this game.

  • @truennn
    @truennn 4 роки тому +20

    by the end, he could've bought stone from the market to upgrade the walls, or after that massive attack when he was trying to recover the lost areas, he could've bought iron to make soldiers instead of archers. he had a surplus of gold for a very long part of the game

    • @rustedyoda7339
      @rustedyoda7339 4 роки тому +4

      there's many things he could have done better, like actually using the pause button
      but it's dan, and we love him for who he is.

  • @rayisawsome11
    @rayisawsome11 7 років тому +11

    This definitely needs to be a series

  • @carterknox3096
    @carterknox3096 7 років тому +11

    Best thing about your channel is the keyboard clicks.... I love them for some reason.

  • @joshlegacy1101
    @joshlegacy1101 7 років тому +44

    Me: *24 minutes in* "This video is pretty long." *checks play bar* "Oh."

    • @lafynk6734
      @lafynk6734 7 років тому

      exactly the same for me

  • @jon8348
    @jon8348 7 років тому +24

    Hint: pausing the game with spacebar drastically makes the game easier. People are doing challenge runs where they don't pause.

  • @xThatOneKid
    @xThatOneKid 7 років тому +28

    I get the feeling he doesn't know you can pause the game and build...

    • @Sterski1
      @Sterski1 7 років тому

      Gott probably to keep the video being even longer

  • @nightowlanna1069
    @nightowlanna1069 7 років тому +12

    "there's the conga line of death" Never heard a swarm of zombies described like that, but I might use it in the future.

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 7 років тому +1

      Not sure, but I think he described the aliens in Factorio that way at one point

    • @RealityMasterRogue
      @RealityMasterRogue 7 років тому +1

      Crypt of the necrodancer?

  • @DRAGONFANG18
    @DRAGONFANG18 7 років тому +29

    I found out the game gets easier when you pause the game a lot. No wonder it is mapped on the spacebar.

  • @RinAldrin
    @RinAldrin 7 років тому +21

    Imagine if they add an option that limits it to only slow zombies but vastly increases their numbers, a slow moving wave of death that you have to try and hold back

    • @youtubestroller5549
      @youtubestroller5549 7 років тому +1

      That would be too easy honestly. Once you get Thanatos and Executors at a wall slow zombies will basically never touch that wall again. It's the special zombies that make defense so tough later on.

    • @RinAldrin
      @RinAldrin 7 років тому

      Ah fair enough I haven't been able to grab the game yet so I am unaware of these units.

  • @apertureemployee215
    @apertureemployee215 7 років тому +13

    What does Dan have against gates? A couple times he even selects them and ignores them for literally no reason

  • @vegaspapp
    @vegaspapp 7 років тому +36

    so pretty much...
    everything the light touches is your kingdom?

    • @emyame3291
      @emyame3291 7 років тому

      Lucky yeah pretty much

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 7 років тому +8

    "Close the gates! Close the gates! We don't have gates, but we're going to build and close gates!"

  • @ryanhoobin
    @ryanhoobin 7 років тому +9

    Dan. Zombies. One hour and 30 minutes of survival.
    BBC, if you're listening, MAKE THIS A WEEKLY TV SHOW.

  • @domeplsffs
    @domeplsffs 7 років тому +15

    Just for anyone wondering : he could've just paused one of his buildings to get back Energy to build another Mill or w/e he needs, without deleting the building. As soon as you are back into balance, you can just ressume the paused building. No need to be utterly stupid and f'ing delete your building xD Also, getting a Soldier Center so late is suicide.

  • @peksn
    @peksn 7 років тому +10

    I WANT A SERIES RIGHT NOW

  • @TheXcizer
    @TheXcizer 7 років тому +15

    “This is all fine. Everything is going well”
    *about one minute later*
    “WHAT? WHEN DID THEY GET THROUGH?”

    • @Shryce
      @Shryce 6 років тому

      It is inherent to this game though.

  • @bronco5334
    @bronco5334 7 років тому +59

    Farms are easy: you just put seeds in the ground and piss on 'em.
    Because piss has what plants crave. It has electrolytes!

    • @Leitonhaack5586
      @Leitonhaack5586 7 років тому

      I get it ;)

    • @robertschalk2
      @robertschalk2 7 років тому +4

      Bronco 53 you must be the smartest man on Earth!

    • @SScozzari
      @SScozzari 7 років тому

      Robert Schalk he must watch rick and morty

    • @arthurmcvey8231
      @arthurmcvey8231 7 років тому +1

      I don't think we have time for a Starbucks

    • @robertschalk2
      @robertschalk2 7 років тому

      Arthur McVey welcome to Costco I love you

  • @ComradeSpirit
    @ComradeSpirit 7 років тому +26

    Say it with me now lads - permadeath, permadeath, permadeath!

    • @xgrimkillx
      @xgrimkillx 7 років тому

      Watch his stream gods he doesn’t last long

  • @aapjeaaron
    @aapjeaaron 7 років тому +8

    DAN! I'm still watching desert bus! Some of us work you now.

  • @swankfox9112
    @swankfox9112 6 років тому +42

    Just spent this video saying "No, no no no." to myself.
    - Hasn't planned his building placement based on potential farm-able land.
    - Builds and deletes, wasting resources.
    - Deleted his 4 stone quarry over his 2 stone quarry.
    Anyone spotted similar?
    Still enjoyable as usual.

    • @rena8215
      @rena8215 6 років тому +2

      He had many chances to retake and rebuild but didn't take them

    • @GrimDMasterMind
      @GrimDMasterMind 5 років тому +13

      Welcome to Dan's Land. You might not recognize this, but Dan isn't exactly the best strategist.

    • @dignitas01
      @dignitas01 5 років тому +1

      Tesla placement! Argh

    • @Meander101001
      @Meander101001 5 років тому +2

      the fact that he deleted the quarry at all; pause production and he'd've been grand

  • @Versalis_
    @Versalis_ 7 років тому +11

    Dan, you can turn off production buildings rather than destroying them to stop them taking up workers and power temporarily rather than getting rid of them then having to rebuild it

  • @Roger_Grace
    @Roger_Grace 7 років тому +17

    I'm thinking you seriously need to treat this like it's attack on titan and every expansion you make you don't delete walls you just make a gate and then make more walls where you want to expand to. Also I think you should have a way to bait zombies to the ballista like build it slightly out so it can just fire along the wall and pierce through all the zombies. I would assume zombies prioritize houses so use that as bait.

    • @Myrdin90
      @Myrdin90 7 років тому +2

      Roger Simmons i've played this game for a bit now. Barely able to beat it on easy. You're right. Layering walls around your command center is absolutely critical. Thats how i survived that 1 time, by putting 2 or 3 layers of wall around every side if it, and that barely held

    • @Myrdin90
      @Myrdin90 7 років тому +1

      Also the zombie waves will always target the weakest, least defended wall, or the highest concentration of houses

  • @blazingpanda1588
    @blazingpanda1588 7 років тому +14

    Complete series
    Pleeeeaaase

  • @Cellidor
    @Cellidor 7 років тому +30

    Not gonna lie, this game looks _really_ cool. It's been a long time (Factorio) since I've seen a game I want to just buy even at full price, yet here it is. I've always loved "turtling" in defense games, building up, but it always got dull after a point since the neemy would only send X amount of units my way, my defenses never got properly tested, but _this_ looks like I could turtle up proper and really give my own base building skills a run for their money! I'm sold!

    • @Korbanial
      @Korbanial 4 роки тому +1

      So, how did it go?

    • @Cellidor
      @Cellidor 4 роки тому

      @@Korbanial I got my shit rocked several times over, and enjoyed it every time. They really nailed the feeling of a pandemic, one little nothing building gets broken, makes zombies, who wreck another building, making more zombies...things spiral out of control really quickly.

  • @meowsers775
    @meowsers775 7 років тому +12

    its not "never eat shredded wheat". is "nobody enjoys soviet womble"!

    • @pumpkinqueen6278
      @pumpkinqueen6278 7 років тому +2

      Inigo Gibson no it's "nobody enjoys cyanide the Indian"

    • @Ethan2143
      @Ethan2143 7 років тому +1

      Well now I'm triggered

    • @Ethan2143
      @Ethan2143 7 років тому +1

      error 404 sans not found now I'm extremely triggered

    • @pumpkinqueen6278
      @pumpkinqueen6278 7 років тому

      Battlefield Montages good~

    • @m1ndfr34k3
      @m1ndfr34k3 7 років тому

      Inigo Gibson haha

  • @CyarSkirata
    @CyarSkirata 7 років тому +21

    So this is a game about fortifying... and I'm a castle nut who turtles in RTS games like Fort Knox with force-fields and a nuclear deterrent. I feel like I would enjoy this.

    • @CyarSkirata
      @CyarSkirata 7 років тому +2

      Kazyyk Tenek Aye. That's kinda part of what I was thinking. No game I've played gives me much room to expand.

    • @stubbyfoamz1
      @stubbyfoamz1 7 років тому +3

      The fact that it's procedural as far as maps go I've found it good for making you change layouts each map.

  • @Shryce
    @Shryce 6 років тому +19

    You know the game has a feature that lets troopers through and magically closes behind them... they're called gates.
    Might wanna try them out.
    Other then that, I'm just as chaotic at this game lol.

  • @2manykeys
    @2manykeys 7 років тому +14

    Mooooore? More. Definitely more, please.

  • @lek289
    @lek289 7 років тому +17

    Holy shit a solid hour an a half, didn't even notice till I was halfway through.

  • @ChaoticCrabtree
    @ChaoticCrabtree 7 років тому +25

    *Hoard gets through defenses*
    "Oh no, oh no oh no, I'll recover from this"
    *like 15 minutes later, bigger hoard attacks from the same spot, and has worse defenses*
    "Oh yeah, we got this!!"
    *dies*

  • @GarfieldStreet
    @GarfieldStreet 7 років тому +8

    I've been watching you for years now, Dan, and THIS is the most fun I've had watching a video in a longggg time! Absolutely make this a running series, PWEASE. :3

  • @gabrieleidswick1661
    @gabrieleidswick1661 7 років тому +7

    Soldier: Is everything ok?
    Dan: No...

  • @jaxonmoore1355
    @jaxonmoore1355 4 роки тому +39

    People want to stop deforestation for all of these dumb reasons but I personally believe that we should stop deforestation so the zombies have no where to attack from.

  • @dominiqhatch8427
    @dominiqhatch8427 7 років тому +25

    "WHO STARTLED THE WITCH!!!" I died

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 7 років тому

      Oh, and FYI, that's the zombie who can jump (single) walls.

  • @Haggleman2
    @Haggleman2 7 років тому +13

    "Fun but difficult"? *Must be a souls-like*

  • @MxFelstead
    @MxFelstead 7 років тому +18

    Can we get a series out of this pleaseeeeeeee, i love the long videos!

    • @Phambleton
      @Phambleton 7 років тому +2

      Nerdcubed COMPLETES

    • @MxFelstead
      @MxFelstead 7 років тому +1

      PhambletonMR YES WE NEED ONE! DO IT DAN

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 7 років тому +1

      I need this to be a series

  • @lord_cecil3337
    @lord_cecil3337 7 років тому +12

    I would love to see a second episode on this game. It’s really interesting and fun to watch!

  • @Ethan2143
    @Ethan2143 7 років тому +9

    The one thing this needs is to have an alternative mode where you can be the zombies and train up hordes and go in and destroy a base either it be PvP or PvE. It would look fun from a different perspective and I think it'd get boring building and defending from the same thing

  • @guilhermereis6134
    @guilhermereis6134 7 років тому +34

    I wouldn't mind watching a series of this game... Just saying

  • @lewiswakerley8330
    @lewiswakerley8330 7 років тому +16

    lets play! lets play! lets play! *chanting* lets play! lets play!

    • @ej3809
      @ej3809 7 років тому

      The L Cast *joins in chanting*

  • @GrimDMasterMind
    @GrimDMasterMind 5 років тому +18

    "We should be okay" Famous last words.

  • @OfficialMimsy
    @OfficialMimsy 7 років тому +9

    You need to do a series or more streams of this, please

  • @Cruzz999
    @Cruzz999 7 років тому +8

    Oh nice. A neat short little recommendation video from the stream! Only 1.5 hours long. Essentially nothing compared to desert bus!

  • @ninjawarrior-sh7mi
    @ninjawarrior-sh7mi 7 років тому +7

    For the love of god, record more of this

  • @Thorbuscus
    @Thorbuscus 7 років тому +13

    MORE DAN MORE PLEASE THIS WAS WONDERFUL

  • @peksn
    @peksn 7 років тому +6

    I seriously need more of this.

  • @A_massive_wog
    @A_massive_wog 7 років тому +53

    PAUSE. THE. GAME. WHEN. GIVING. ORDERS.

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 7 років тому

      Do people actually do that in RTS games?

    • @gytux0258
      @gytux0258 7 років тому +4

      +Martin Anthonyo usually rts games dont have a pause button. But since this one does theres really no reason not to use it.

  • @loganpage1157
    @loganpage1157 7 років тому +9

    Watching this, I'm just waiting for Dan to scream "THE NEEDLE IS FREAKING OUT ROY!!!!"

  • @OriginaIGamers
    @OriginaIGamers 7 років тому +12

    we need a series! this reminds me when you played age of empires

  • @proxy3640
    @proxy3640 7 років тому +15

    This is one part enjoyment and three parts face desk.

  • @awesomo660
    @awesomo660 7 років тому +7

    “Can you unload over here”
    Sure can

  • @isaacwoodward2554
    @isaacwoodward2554 7 років тому +12

    You should bring back permadeath with this

  • @michaelcaplin8969
    @michaelcaplin8969 7 років тому +28

    Series please. Thank you sweetie!

  • @megaman2000ish
    @megaman2000ish 7 років тому +4

    Did anyone else die of laughter when he said " That's what defenses are for."

  • @asora6790
    @asora6790 7 років тому +13

    You really have to play this in a way that lets you cut off sections of your stuff when they get infected

    • @Vipertooth007
      @Vipertooth007 7 років тому +1

      Basically, build an Attack on Titan town. Layered walls.

  • @MattyBmemes
    @MattyBmemes 7 років тому +32

    GATES EXIST

    • @Errorsnake
      @Errorsnake 7 років тому +3

      WITCHCRAFT! HERESY!

  • @quinn4968
    @quinn4968 7 років тому +15

    This game has a pause mechanic...

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox 7 років тому

      He doesn't realize that? Yikes. That pausing mechanic is one of the things that really appealed to me when I was learning about this game. It lets me choose whether to think through every step carefully, or to play it like a regular RTS.

  • @parkeradelaide4579
    @parkeradelaide4579 7 років тому +9

    I didn't realise the video was an hour and a half. DAN.

  • @cortorwinters9082
    @cortorwinters9082 7 років тому +7

    "They are billions", referring to the amount of nano-seconds in this video, though that's likely an understatement.

    • @ArmandLegGames
      @ArmandLegGames 7 років тому +4

      "likely an understatement" lol, 1 billion nanoseconds is just one second, so yeah a bit of an understatement :)

  • @kiwiskateboarding8855
    @kiwiskateboarding8855 7 років тому +11

    An hour and a half, not a single ad

    • @Omegabigb
      @Omegabigb 7 років тому +1

      Kiwi Skateboarding only on officialnerdcubed 😁

  • @pearse9116
    @pearse9116 7 років тому +19

    Dan . . . you know you can pause and play this game?

  • @Mark-cd3sy
    @Mark-cd3sy 7 років тому +7

    This needs a series

  • @brandanberg7214
    @brandanberg7214 7 років тому +12

    favorite quote from this.
    "who the fuck startled the witch?"

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile 4 роки тому +16

    "Everybody starve for a moment!" xD

  • @conscript900
    @conscript900 7 років тому +6

    that section where he throws his archers and soldiers to deal with that pile in the south makes me think of a new hope so much.. when han is chasing the storm troopers then comes around the corner and sees the baraks full of em.

  • @horatiulupsan6256
    @horatiulupsan6256 7 років тому +12

    “WHO STARTLED THE WITCH?” 😂😂😂

  • @Gelertsrock
    @Gelertsrock 7 років тому +6

    More of this would be dope.

  • @benmiller8716
    @benmiller8716 7 років тому +5

    These kind of videos are by far your best ones

  • @Blkasasin
    @Blkasasin 7 років тому +18

    My OCD killed me in how he placed everything 😂😂

    • @barebones7835
      @barebones7835 7 років тому

      Never play this game then lmao, its OCD peoples worse nightmare

  • @bstewart8891
    @bstewart8891 4 роки тому +9

    I remember watching this the day it came out... nerdcubed is my nostalgia!

  • @dragonofelder5011
    @dragonofelder5011 7 років тому +7

    Use the pause button! That would have been so useful so many times! USE IT I SAY!

  • @aligallaton3978
    @aligallaton3978 7 років тому +5

    When your base/colony had been destroyed it looked like an industrial town in the '80's.

  • @Rateus_Johanson
    @Rateus_Johanson 7 років тому +8

    I love the longer videos Dan. This one was a lot of fun.

  • @heyguysjohnfarder
    @heyguysjohnfarder 7 років тому +6

    A ranger has become a veteran *s o l d i e .*

  • @openfbtd
    @openfbtd 7 років тому +3

    This feels like TB's older WTF is... videos. I mean that as a good thing, please keep doing these.

  • @Sam27182
    @Sam27182 7 років тому +12

    You have to use gates, so that you can cut off places, and move to them.

  • @magemultimedia2943
    @magemultimedia2943 7 років тому +6

    *still waiting for update on the Planet Coaster compilation experiment*

  • @nicstone1695
    @nicstone1695 7 років тому +11

    Video was to short, We or maybe just, need 8 hours a least.

  • @thehomiesrule123
    @thehomiesrule123 7 років тому +6

    Video didn't show up on my feed, didn't notice this came out :D, always nice when an hour of NC pops up

  • @bolbistraganovski5239
    @bolbistraganovski5239 7 років тому +25

    I am sad
    I am sad that NerdCubed only has 2.5mil
    I am sad that people don't notice you or your channel
    ._.

    • @Lodethebig
      @Lodethebig 7 років тому +1

      Bolbi Straganovski its unfortunate for him. More subs and recognition is always nice. But with the adpocalypse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @BANANA-mv1gf
      @BANANA-mv1gf 7 років тому

      hi sad I'm dad

    • @bolbistraganovski5239
      @bolbistraganovski5239 7 років тому +3

      dad please
      Let me out
      its cold in the box

    • @snorkelninja858
      @snorkelninja858 7 років тому

      Bolbi Straganovski been like that for a year, kinda sad but he seems happy

  • @aligallaton3978
    @aligallaton3978 7 років тому +8

    "We can recover from this." The Tories also said that, neither were right.