Xelzaz | Some April Fools Patch Dialogue

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  • @reagansaunders9244
    @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому +51

    The part where I am running into him IS NOT intended nor part of the patch. It's like midnight and I didn't cut it out. Either way, see it as a blooper XD.

  • @saberwolf181alpha6
    @saberwolf181alpha6 Рік тому +142

    Downloads a mod that makes Serana able to fall in love with me, proceeds to friendzone her because my character is has no time for such things

  • @spacecowboy5486
    @spacecowboy5486 Рік тому +102

    This is just how CHIM canonically feels like: you understand that you live in a dream but instead of erasing yourself from existance you simply vibe with it and start saying crazy shit that it's actually true and breaking the fourth wall

    • @Dogtles
      @Dogtles Рік тому +6

      Kind of like absurdism? Realising that life is entirely devoid of purpose and meaning but just going along with it and laughing in it's face in a form of rebellion.

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 Рік тому +12

      @@Dogtlesnah, not quite. CHIM is when you realize all of existence is a dream of some dreaming overgod, and having the ego to still say you exist. Tiber Septim apparently achieved this. Vivec supposedly did.
      The real truth? CHIM is the in lore explanation for mods.

  • @TheRogue_Paladin
    @TheRogue_Paladin Рік тому +98

    I feel attacked by the Serana comments 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 Рік тому +34

      It pains me even more to know he's actually got a point...

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому +36

      Then there's me who constantly yells at Serana to get the fuck out of my way 🤣

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 Рік тому +10

      @@reagansaunders9244 "What a grand and intoxicating innocence" 👏 👏 👏

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому +6

      @@MelodyofDarkness0001 "Come, Nerevar, Moon and Star."

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 Рік тому +1

      @@reagansaunders9244 The edits have been phenomenal of late.

  • @WickedMarkio
    @WickedMarkio Рік тому +89

    the immediate "YES HELLO???" immediately killed me 💀 i knew i was in for some shit but my goodness

  • @Handitar
    @Handitar Рік тому +60

    I'm considering that line about him killing anyone to protect Khash canon anyway. This is gold 🤣

    • @solareclipse9379
      @solareclipse9379 9 місяців тому

      Who is that anyway? Never tried that mod btw.

  • @theblackcaesar1685
    @theblackcaesar1685 Рік тому +49

    Xelzaz does have a point about the Dwemer disappearing. I mean if they didn't Tamriel would be way to advance and it would take the fun out of being an adventurer

  • @MelodyofDarkness0001
    @MelodyofDarkness0001 Рік тому +67

    "Hey Nazeem!"
    "Yes?"
    "PERISH."
    ... I had no idea Xelzaz could shout. Absolute gem of a follower

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому +7

      He needs to teach me his ways.

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 Рік тому

      @Reagan Saunders slightly off topic, but mind checking my latest vid? I'm trying to start a new Playthrough... but visuals are suffering a sequence of aneurysms.

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому +3

      @@MelodyofDarkness0001 why not. I'll check it out in a bit!

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 Рік тому +1

      @Reagan Saunders Thanks. I've spent the better part of the last 24 hours trying to fix it lol.
      My only guess is Kyne got screwed.

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому +2

      @@MelodyofDarkness0001 which one? The two hour one?

  • @steampunkfox1411
    @steampunkfox1411 Рік тому +27

    "soup time" kills me

  • @BrolyCulo121
    @BrolyCulo121 Рік тому +10

    If Xelzaz knows you downloaded the April fools patch he knows what other mods you have.

  • @BlackJack55_55
    @BlackJack55_55 Рік тому +36

    I was hesitant to install the April fool's patch at first, but the two things that sealed the deal were the announcement to whiterun and xelzaz using chim to kill nazeem. Perfection

  • @walterthemighty7549
    @walterthemighty7549 Рік тому +15

    THAT CODA LINE SENT ME

    • @ali4games10
      @ali4games10 Рік тому

      Whata coda?

    • @walterthemighty7549
      @walterthemighty7549 Рік тому

      @@ali4games10 This stupid-ass sci-fi story about a colony of dunmer living on the moon after Nirn was destroyed. I am not making this up.

    • @Cyberweasel89
      @Cyberweasel89 21 день тому

      @@ali4games10 C0DA is an unofficial web graphic novel written by former Bethesda writer Michael Kirkbride. It was to be illustrated by various artists but it was not produced in full, instead released online as a script and some artwork.
      Set on Masser in a post-apocalyptic Fifth Era, C0DA tells the story of the death and rebirth of the world through the eyes of Jubal-lun-Sul, a Dunmer tasked with killing a Numidium which caused the destruction of Nirn. Described as "the last Morrowind story," C0DA is a conclusion to wider narratives that Kirkbride introduced in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and expanded on in further writings. As a work of metafiction, C0DA regularly breaks the fourth wall, such as with figures called "the Digitals," giant hands that interact with characters from outside of the comic's panels, and an embedded narrative section depicted in the form of a superhero comic.

  • @b_is_alive
    @b_is_alive Рік тому +20

    The Serana shots :( I feel it damn it.
    the Jon and Olfina expose tho' xD Xelxaz is UNLEASHED
    also love the part when Alduin, Miraak, Dagoth Ur, etc came out to kill Xelxaz but Xel just said "It's Souping Time"

  • @idkname420
    @idkname420 Рік тому +29

    Okay, okay! Xelzaz can have his best follower mug. Just please don't call me out with the Serana mods 😂

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому +7

      He do be correct tho.

    • @idkname420
      @idkname420 Рік тому +2

      @@reagansaunders9244 He does! Which makes me like him more!

    • @dakotastein9499
      @dakotastein9499 Рік тому +7

      he really is the best
      interracts with followers (including mod onses)
      actually has detailed opinions
      breaks the fourth wall
      will interract with random npcs and do certain quests for you
      cooks for you and reads to you
      thurrally roasts delphine
      all he is missing is some interraction with inigo and then hed be perfect.

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому +3

      @@dakotastein9499 The April fools patch adds stuff but otherwise he interacts with shop keepers, mod followers such as Lucifer and Remi, and of course NPCs from his mod. His Delphine roast is legendary.

  • @rmc360
    @rmc360 Рік тому +20

    Look, I’m super busy but… stop thief! This was PURE gold! He has come so far in such a short time. I can’t believe how much depth this guy has. The mod author should be applauded here. Bigly!

  • @DamienTheGoat
    @DamienTheGoat Рік тому +10

    5:04
    S o u p T i m e

  • @phantomgamez117
    @phantomgamez117 Рік тому +13

    The Serana comments are a personal attack on me 😂

  • @deaddragonskull
    @deaddragonskull Рік тому +9

    I want to download this patch SIMPLY for the “soup time!” Line

  • @morrisperrish9644
    @morrisperrish9644 2 місяці тому +1

    This is probably one of the best patches added to a mod. Canon or not, it's worth it to experience the comedy.

  • @ThrashMetallix
    @ThrashMetallix Рік тому +18

    4:45
    Xelzaz watching too much Gamer Poop?

  • @aurielissonofauriel3009
    @aurielissonofauriel3009 17 днів тому +1

    4:33 nope, sorry, that’s inigo.

  • @AlexSlate211
    @AlexSlate211 Рік тому +15

    Xelzaz knows power word kill, this gives me further reason as to why I will never uninstall him

  • @SallySpillingTheTea.
    @SallySpillingTheTea. Рік тому +8

    *WILL THIS LIZARD MAN EVER BE ROMANCEABLE...?!?*

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому +3

      Not likely. I think Blue had a companion kept away from romancing the player in mind. At least according to the nexus page.

    • @SallySpillingTheTea.
      @SallySpillingTheTea. Рік тому +3

      @@reagansaunders9244 Dang, Him Lucien and Inigo are the best but...None of them are romanceable 🙂

  • @madameghostie
    @madameghostie Рік тому +6

    Has Sheogorath disguised himself as my friend Xelxaz and locked the real one away in a cupboard somewhere when I wasn’t looking? 😆

  • @StevenZissimos
    @StevenZissimos Рік тому +3

    I get the feeling Xelzaz and Serana would clash if they ever interacted. Would be interesting if the modders for both followers decided to collaborate. Would love to see how the characters would interact. Also Kerstyn's voice acting makes Serana a bit more tolerable, depite how cringey the romance is 😂

  • @noonenowhere877
    @noonenowhere877 8 місяців тому +2

    No but he’s completely right about Remiel and Khash.

  • @salavast1522
    @salavast1522 Рік тому +5

    2:23 My Response (To induce panic): "How about you show instead?"

  • @fine_ol_chap
    @fine_ol_chap Рік тому +1

    "My name Chef."
    - Xelzaz the Chef... Also Gourmet... of the dark brotherhood.

  • @alexandercook8984
    @alexandercook8984 Рік тому +15

    Sorry, Xelzaz, if anything, I'm helping Remi.
    Screw it. I'm installing the April Fools Patch 🤣🤣🤣

  • @roxasjones207
    @roxasjones207 Рік тому +7

    I feel very attacked here thanks xel 😂😂😂😂 i love this so much

  • @Dark15801
    @Dark15801 Рік тому +6

    Tbh, imma install the patch just to witness Xel murder nazeem simply by commanding him to die with a godly voice. My first arrest in EVERY character save is from me committing unalive against the smug bastard.

  • @CMFT_69
    @CMFT_69 9 місяців тому +1

    The zooming adds so much

  • @highlordlaughterofcanada8685
    @highlordlaughterofcanada8685 Рік тому +15

    All the Whiterun announcement is missing is mic feedback

  • @CMFT_69
    @CMFT_69 9 місяців тому +2

    1:43 you can’t even kill him

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  9 місяців тому

      Yes you can, he's only protected, not essential. If he's not currently following you, he is killable.

    • @CMFT_69
      @CMFT_69 9 місяців тому

      @@reagansaunders9244 really? Good to know if he tried to steal gold again

  • @Its_Pretty_Lame
    @Its_Pretty_Lame Рік тому +5

    I love this dude, holy fuck

  • @squibl__
    @squibl__ Рік тому +12

    “yeah, i know you have. scum.” why was that kinda…

    • @denae6879
      @denae6879 Рік тому +2

      finally! someone else who thinks so!

  • @penguinmaster7
    @penguinmaster7 8 місяців тому +1

    4:53 made pepsi come out my nose

  • @Victor-d3z
    @Victor-d3z 11 місяців тому +1

    I would love it! If he was recognized as a true mod for skyrim's creation club so I can legally have him and all of my normal non-moded. Playthroughs.

  • @alerouc
    @alerouc 9 місяців тому +1

    I swear that "Bye! Bye-bye!" Line said as it is, has to be a Sam Hyde reference.

  • @natebit8130
    @natebit8130 Рік тому +8

    Which spell did you use to turn Xelxaz into a megaphone? I can't stop laughing hahahahaha.

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 5 місяців тому

    I like how Xelzaz expresses his disgust of killable children mods, while also having dialogue interacting with Khash, who is technically the only minor who can perish in the game without other mods interfering

  • @Nod_Lucario
    @Nod_Lucario 6 місяців тому +1

    Serana Simps: [Downloads mod just to marry her.]
    Me, who doesn't need mods to marry Farkas or Shahvee: "Pathetic."

  • @Cyberweasel89
    @Cyberweasel89 21 день тому +1

    > Unless you think C0DA is canon. At which point there is no hope for you.
    OH THE SHADE

    • @Zekken_The_Lodestar
      @Zekken_The_Lodestar 8 днів тому +1

      What is C0DA?

    • @Cyberweasel89
      @Cyberweasel89 7 днів тому

      @@Zekken_The_Lodestar "C0DA" is an unofficial graphic novel written by former Bethesda writer Michael Kirkbride and was to be illustrated by various artists. While the graphic novel was never completed nor released, its script and some artwork was released online in 2014.
      Set in a Dunmer/Khajiit refugee colony Masser (yes, one of Nirn's moons) formed after the complete destruction of Nirn in a post-apocalyptic Fifth Era, C0DA tells the story of the death and rebirth of the world through the eyes of Jubal-lun-Sul, a Dunmer tasked with killing a Numidium which caused the destruction of Nirn. Described as "the last Morrowind story," C0DA is a conclusion to wider narratives that Kirkbride introduced in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and expanded on in further writings. As a work of metafiction, C0DA regularly breaks the fourth wall, such as with figures called "the Digitals," giant hands that interact with characters from outside of the comic's panels, and an embedded narrative section depicted in the form of a superhero comic.
      Though Bethesda has included a subtle nod to C0DA in Elder Scrolls Online, they have officially stated that C0DA is not part of the overall Elder Scrolls canon. The released script has also been widely criticized by Elder Scrolls fans for various character inclusions, story beats, lore contradictions, and attempting to incorporate a fan-made mod into Elder Scrolls canon. However, some have a fondness for C0DA for following up on various lore and story beats from Morrowind that were not followed up on in Oblivion or Skyrim.

  • @UnsweetTeaMozzarellaSticks
    @UnsweetTeaMozzarellaSticks Місяць тому

    The 7 trillion argonians would win if they fought the Sun at night.

  • @SkyrimVictor
    @SkyrimVictor Рік тому +4

    3:24 is that a sam hyde reference lmao

  • @TheOnlyShyDude11
    @TheOnlyShyDude11 8 місяців тому

    2:37 A year old video and yet I wonder what kinda armor that is you're wearin..

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  8 місяців тому

      That's the travelling mage armour! It's on both Xbox and the Nexus, I think.

    • @TheOnlyShyDude11
      @TheOnlyShyDude11 8 місяців тому

      @@reagansaunders9244 Ah, Thank you!

  • @dakotastein9499
    @dakotastein9499 9 місяців тому

    In all serious him willing to kill for kash is wholesome l.

  • @kokukun6907
    @kokukun6907 Рік тому

    the 2nd to the last all im going to do is this *clapping hands applause*

  • @cheemsdoge
    @cheemsdoge Рік тому +5

    5:42 need more followers with this kind of power.

  • @croconaw__
    @croconaw__ Рік тому

    absolutely histerical lmao

  • @rence234
    @rence234 Рік тому

    Is it me or does Xelsaz sound like Upisnotjump?

  • @jackyutani4880
    @jackyutani4880 Рік тому

    OMG!!! I hope next Year's April Fools day Patch is just more funny, lore and immersion breaking, and insulting to the player than the next. I'm sad I didn't get to download this year beforehand. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DarkAdept1
    @DarkAdept1 Рік тому +3

    1:33
    No. Serana is boring and annoying stupid vampire teenager. Why Bethesda didn't put some cool argonian characters, may be even some An-Xileel battlemages?

    • @Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere
      @Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere 10 місяців тому

      One the reason there aren't that many argonians is because we're not in Black Marsh and that title was wasted on eso and two because they only have one argonian va for males and females

  • @jamescampbell4416
    @jamescampbell4416 Рік тому +1

    I MUST KNOW where did you get that Guar?!

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому

      Mihail's Guar mod. I stole it from a redoran guard.

    • @Overlord2328B
      @Overlord2328B Рік тому

      ​@@reagansaunders9244wdym stole from a redoran guard?

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому

      @@Overlord2328B I used Mihail's guar mod which added guar to the game, one of them was being ridden by a redoran guard on solsthiem. So I stole it.

  • @Maddieneff-m2y
    @Maddieneff-m2y Рік тому

    So um does he break the 4th wall often cause its funny

  • @retroalienfreakazoid4809
    @retroalienfreakazoid4809 Рік тому

    I've been wondering dose Xelzaz have a reaction if your character is a modded race I've been thinking about downloading the dragonelf race . And I was thinking huh I wonder is Xel has dialogue around Modded races like. He asks wait what even are U 😂😂😂😂

    • @reagansaunders9244
      @reagansaunders9244  Рік тому +1

      He does not, that would be funny though!

    • @yep1486
      @yep1486 Рік тому

      wonder what'd say about my human-race character that has racial powers to rival endgame dragonborn