Genshin Noobs Smash or Pass EVERY Character
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either theyre trying to prove that theyre straight or theyre in denial if theyre passing zhongli, ayato and alhaitham I CALL CAP
i AGREE
@@DukajaTV WHY YOU PASS ON NAHIDA I LOVE HER
@@xxluckykittyxxluki214
Even though she’s 500+, nahida still looks like a child.
@@xxluckykittyxxluki214 because she looks fucking 7…
Bruh I'd pass too even tho I like them..
Passing Zhongli, Kaveh and Diluc has to be a sin of some sort bro HOLY
And Alhaitham too like what-
I mean I would pass too
No thank you
It’s not a sin if your a man it is if your a woman
@@freemoneycash664zhongli is a universal taste
Denial is a river in Egypt.
Passing Zhongli is a crime.
Pass
I promise show them Rukadhevata and then SMASH !!❤
As a bisexual, I pass him on to the gays.
@@goldfishimpact736 As a homosexual, I'll gladly take him. Thank you very much.
@@shiroq6714 your welcome
Willy questioning sexuality after seeing Kaeya
the kaeya effect
To quote Max0r, "this is where the player...learns they're bisexual after discovering Kaeya.'
I started playing two years ago for Kaeya, now he's my strongest character at AR 55 😂
@@ShiQingxuanSimp Same!!
Don't let them see his new skin 🤭
“She’s 19 (probably)” is literally something you hear before getting thrown in jail 💀
I've never met a 15 year old who looked 19, so I doubt it.
@@Thedarkbunnyrabbitbut I did
@@chiarichibi9456💀
I love how they called Wanderer a little boy 😂
I mean he does have the body and mind of one. And possibly isn't even "smashable" since he's a puppet and I doubt Ei felt the need to ads any "additional parts" down there. Because if you think about his intended purpose, which was to rule over Inazuma for all eternity these "parts" would NOT be needed. It was inconvenient for her he even had feelings so no way in hell she gave him any parts down there. He's just a flat, sexless doll with the body of a young man/teenager. Bc in the old times people were considered "adults" much earlier than 18 or 21. So his body is probably around 15-17 ish. I find it so weird when people simp for him but yk to each their own I guess. They probably got a fetish for sex dolls or sth idk
@@beetlejuulz sometime i thinking about that too. And about simping, I'm a wanderer simp, not bc his body but bc his voice and personality😀
@@jeanpaulina3044 okay I can see how people can like the character's personality and voice. I personally don't but I can understand it. His body tho, especially as a 23 y.o. nah bro daz a kid
I mean look at his height, he kinda is lol
".......that's a little boy."
"Willy You can hold the horns" I died 😂 9:15
_Crack_
I got PTSD
@@AC_memes NOOOOOO
Did not know we had Childe irl
@@AC_memes I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS ONE-
The moment they passed Hu Tao I lost close to all my hope and then it got completly destroyed by passing Zhongli 😂
Same. Ghost lady got done dirty in this.
What minute?
Ey, Hu Tao is minor lol
She looks like a babbo
@@mintpudding7908nope shes not. she has a voice line mentioning "back in my teenage years" in past tence so shes 20 years old minimum
They literally said “pass” to the GREATEST GOOD LOOKING GENSHIN IMPACT MEN and said pass to Alhaitham and Kaveh😭😭💀💀😤😤
You realize that not everyone is gay/bo ?
"Jack and Willy have never played Genshin Impact"
Meanwhile, Jack showing that he has clearly played at least _some_ Genshin Impact through his familiarity with some of the characters:
Kaeya, Diluc, Childe, Zhongli, Thoma, Ayato, Cyno, ltto, Tighnari, Alhaithum, Baizhu, Kazuha, and Kaveh....SMASH 💯
Based but honestly same XD
BASED
Ayato, Zhongli, kazuha, SMASH 🥵
As a girl/woman agree
Tbh all tall male in the game look very nice to me
@@lana_354 as a straight woman*
Just being a woman doesn't mean it's the reason you like male chars
Haha the fact that Hu Tao is around 20 and Noelle around 15-17 and he thought Noelle looked older (Sometimes its hard to tell due to the anime style and the fact that they use the same/similar models for minor characters and characters that are of age but just short. •_•)
Noelle is not that young either. She's also highly likely around 19.
The only non-loli character who's around 16 is Collei. Maybe Shenhe being around 17.
@@LARVideos actually if you look it up noelle is 15 and shenhe is around 27.
@@Ph3onix.101none of the characters have confirmed ages, but yeah there’s no way Shenhe is under 20.
That's what happens when your entire scale for 'is it legal' is 'what is their bra size'. That's why they instantly called Lumine a child and didn't even consider Aether might be.
he said noelle was a knight of favonius but she isnt
Remember people, this is rated by the appearance only. The video is pretty entertainment.
So they just passed all kids, young ladies, boys, and high class man, and then smashed all moms and cool guys. Pretty boring.
So you wanted them to smash kids???
I will take all the hot and high class men
yeah, this was safer than a bulletproof vest....
They just passed most good characters..
yeah it became predictable pretty early on
Sooo safe... this could have been a simple "rate the design" and it would have been more intresting. like 30% of the characters were even just considered.
Smash
Yeah, they don't really have an intelligent way of deciding things. In their brains, any character that doesn't have big boobs must be a child. Actually goofy.
@@jonathangoodwin5609 they do look like kids lmao 💀
@@aestheticvibes6951 do 20 year old women fit your description of kids?
Not them passing on Heizou and me clicking on this video because of the thumbnail 💀💀😂😥
"I got terrible vibes from him [Tartaglia]"
Yeah, dude kinda murders people casually just to challenge himself and get stronger.
Basically Goku without a moral compass
I like to joke Childe reminds me of Dito from Drakengard 3 but WITH more of a moral compass, lol.
He has more of one than Dito. But yeah, how much of one altogether is pretty questionable.
Still smash on Childe.
This was essentially try not to say smash to an underage character
I initially had low hopes, but surprisingly they passed most. Except Aether.
Which is strange because there's only like 10 underage characters in the game out of like 60. lol
@@QuitYourBullshit Aether is like 1,000 minimum.
@@Thedarkbunnyrabbit you don’t quite get it
@@QuitYourBullshit what
I love how respectful they are to the ages😂😂
>Passes Hu Tao (canonically 20)
>Almost immediately smashes Noelle (Canonically 15)
Where are you getting theses ages? Genshin doesn't have canon ages, people are just guessing.
@@paige8453 Google bro. You should try it.
Their voice lines give enough info - noelle cannonicly underage to drink, and Hu Tao speaks of her teenage years in past tence
@@FlandrionScarlet we don't know the drinking age and even with that we can only generalize. There are no canon ages in the game aside from the immortal characters and the traveler.
@@paige8453 my point wasn't to say exact age but to back up the og in that they passed Hu Tao who is likely an adult(being funeral parlor CEO when her other relatives still alive) and immediately smashed Noelle who is underage. I don't know any other country beside japan and US where drinking age is higher then 18 in europe it's generally around 16 and in medieval germany/Mondstat it would probably be even lower
7:42 HELP THAT TRANSITION FROM LISA TO NAHIDA MADE ME WHEEZE
FRR 🤣🤣🤣🤣
From HOT MOMMY to YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON
I can excuse skipping Zhongli and Diluc BUT KAVEH WHAT?! thats gotta be a crime man
We all know not showing the splash for everyone lead to bias!!! Smhhhh the tpose ruined it
He is babygorl ❤️
Kaveh is a hard pass for me lmao
@@hiperviao91me when I lie
@@lechugster8648 sorry, i just think hes too annoying
its so funny🤣🤣🤣
"she's a homicidal maniac"
"i do not care"
"SMASH! SMASH! I WOULD DO UNGODLY THINGS!!!"🤣🤣🤣
love every sec of this🤣🤣
dont forget "that makes it better!"
10:51 Certified homiesexual moment
Some of these were not the best poses😂 like Zhongli…
But everything else is hilarious. They went very safe.
Also RIP Baizhu. And Cyno reaction.
Fr, imagine he showed Zhongli and Diluc's Skin's splash art
Passing Kaveh and Kokomi just hurt me. And zhongli voice is a part of the experience 😭😭
The funny thing about some of thier passes with the woman being 14-, they were older than they looked. Lumine and yanfai being the perfect examples. Yanfai being around potentially 500+, and lumine having seen the birth and death of multiple stars, making her like 100,000+ years old, and that's only when she's awake with the stars
erm this character looks 9 but shes actually a 90,000,000,000 yr old space goddess!!
aether split in half LMFAOOO no but they have to be in straight denial or you didn't do kaveh's picture justice
I can't believe they passed kazuha AND albedo, the two rizziest men in all of teyvat
2:43 The fact that Yoimiya's younger than Hu Tao 💀
Mmm I don’t think so tho 😂 Hu Tao looks younger 🤔 I think is the pigtails
@@pai_neapple5177 Hu Tao at the same age as Xiangling, they're actually grow up together
@@faishalafif1881 where does it say that?
@@pai_neapple5177 in an event, I forgot which one but there's a cut scene little Xinqiu, Chongyun, Xiangling, Hu Tao, Keqing playing, so I assuming they're around the same age maybe Keqing was the oldest amongs them
@@faishalafif1881 hu tao and keqing were the oldest while the others are still underage
4:20 THE DISRESPECT BRUH SORRY XIAO 💀😭
Passing on Diluc, Zhongli, Kaveh AND alhaitham is too much for me 😤
I agree with you, it's a crime
I did not expect they would cut aether in half lmao
Jack’s appreciation of my boi Aether makes me happy ☺️
Passing Ningguang because of her gameplay is one of the dumbest thing I heard in my entire life, boring personality??? Nah man she have the richest personality
I'm straight, but PASSING ZHONGLI AND HEIZOU? Also, Kuki? LIKE WHAT THE HELL
I love the description of Wanderer’s backstory.
1:12 Sayu is 22 💀how dare you say something about Tighnari's precious ears😭
6:28 "I don't care" got me fr, he's so right.
😂😂😂 this whole video was just "Willy hear me out" and I was doing from laughing
“The one I hated the most was that red head”
You have my respect
Comrade
At 9:15 LMAO 🤣🤣 "You can hold the horns..". Can't stop laughing 🤣
Giving me flashbacks of Tortellini
Passing Ayato is wild tbh
Kaeya making EVERYONE question their sexuality
VENTI SMASH IS SO GOATED
also this video was really funny! i usually dislike genshin smash or pass content, but you guys were ridiculously entertaining!!!
Kaeya collecting women and men like pokemon
Ahahaha my cheeks was so hurting cuz I laugh too much lol what a fun video 😂
hahaha so glad you enjoyed (:
I was so happy that they put venti in smash..i mean😅😊
7:58 MF IS THAT ALOY??
Yes
not the tic tac toe on ayaka's forehead... i'm dead-😭😭
11:07 Fischl got her vision at 16 and according to the shogun, no electro visions have been given for over two years
I thought it was 14
@@spider-saiyan0475 she said she was 12 vibes
charecter design didnt change tho. you could say shes 100 but she still looks 16
The huge smash on Dehya is honestly so true
Age in this game is deceiving, u can’t convince me Tighnari, Cyno, Keqing, Kazuha etc are minors, just short, but with the lack of models well, they almost pass Xiao and he is 2000+, or Yanfei, she is a graduated lawyer and senior of another graduated lawyer 😂 even Kazuha said he is pass drinking age, but Beidou doesn’t let him drink 😂 is kinda funny
Well they’re more comfortable like that
Keqing is not a minor. She literally leads an entire nation. She's basically a president. Plus there's no ages confirmed in this game to actually claim that those characters are minors since the only ages confirmed are the gods and adepti.
@@Sam-pt3qt I said “u can’t convince me Tighnari, Cyno, Keqing, Kazuha etc are minors” so I agree xD
And yeah, most of them have no confirmed age, but some can be deduce because of their character story, or manga
Kaeya was 18 years old when he got his Vision, right after Diluc’s father died, and that was 3 years ago, so him and Diluc (they are around the same age) are 21/22 or so
Fischl was 14 when she got her vision, and it has been 1-2 years since an Electro vision appear until Raiden stop de VHD, so she is 15/16
Those are the ones I know by number, besides the adeptus or Archons, everything is from either character stories or the manga which is official, still there is not in game confirmation yet 🤔
Then are the ones confirmed by actions or so, (like drinking, which I think is from 18 and over in this case, or graduated from college/akademiya, working serious af jobs) Kaeya, Rosaria, Eula, Ayato, Thoma, Kazuha, Diluc, Shinobu, Itto, Tighnari, Cyno, Alhaitham, Kaveh, Dehya, Keqing, Candace, Mona, Yanfei, Lisa, Jean, Ningguang, Beidou (and I still think Hu Tao and Albedo are of age, but thats me) etc etc etc…
This was long, sorry for the whole text 🥹🔫
@@pai_neapple5177 we also know bennett is 16 because he turned 4, barbaras whole hangout revolves around pedofilia, noelle is under the drinking age and xingqiu chongyun and xiangling are teenagers
His scaramouche life story make me choke on my water😂
passing Heizou and Kazuha was a crime against humanity that smashing Kaeya could only do so little to fix
my neck snapped when they said pass to scaramouche- **coughs in scara simp**
SAME XD
Omg same 😭😭 I NEARLY DIED
Same here i was nearly having a stroke with their words 💀
same
@@kinmoreira 😭 my head went like the FNAF animatronics when they look at the cameras
“Willy you could hold the horn” freaking killed me dude💀😂
"she's a homicidal maniac"
"even better!"
we Stan cryo mommy here
This video was hilarious 🤣😂🤣thanks for the entertainment duk 👍
They passed Alhaitham and Ayato and i am just crying…WHY DID YOU NOT SHOW THE FRONT SO THEY COULD SEE THE SKIN TIGHT SHIRT WITH THE ABS BRO. OR AYATO’S SMIRK BRO LIKE WHYYYY
8:26 I CAN'T
"You can hold the horn" exactly same thing I was thinking it's basically like the better version of pulling the hair back
0:37 Hu Tao being in her 20s and noelle is a teenager
Would you consider ever doing a first and last episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! Vrains it's the last yugioh anime from studio gallop and it'd be fun to see your reaction especially based on your previous YGO first and last reaction
11:48 YOU CROSSED THE LINE BOY
Were they high or something?
They acted like smashing Hu Tao is the biggest sin known to humanity while she doesn't even look like she's 13!
Also disrespecting Zhongli's drip should be considered war crime!
she looks 16 to me tho. baby faced.
Not Jack passing out when you mention Bleach in front of him😭😭
Wait what, you don’t smash heizou ?
I will do it for you
Not kaeya making people question their sexuality every time 😭
If the camera wasn't there....how many of the pass characters would've been smash?🤔
10:39
YES FELLOW BEIDOU LOVERS UNITE!!!! 😭❤️
UNITE!!!!
omg I laugh so much 😂😂😂 please do more ❤
VENTI BIGGEST SMASH ❤
Archon mode got me feeling a different way.
That's probably the only acceptable reaction when you see dehya for the first time
Best summary of wanderer's story ever.
9:12 Jack is on FIRE today LMAO
Confirmed, Yae Miko definitely did shops at Juicy.
5:03 *Faruzan Intensifies*
Willy I am proud you smashed Kaya
Why is no one talking about how they passed Ningguang?! TOT
I'm more concerned that they passed Keqing. But since they don't know much about genshin, i guess it's not their fault.
@@Sam-pt3qt i would Pass keqing too tbh. I mean everyone has different preferences and I don't really like her personality.
@@kyodaina_oshiri3901 I'm guessing you haven't played Moonchase or Lantern Rite 2.0 & 3.0. Cuz if u did there's no way u don't think she's super nice and caring for everyone. And that's not a personality u can dislike.
@@kyodaina_oshiri3901 You probably just remember her from the first archon quest, which could be understandable, since she was pretty sharp and straightforward, and not everyone can like that type of ppl, but after that she's had so much development and we got to see more screentime of her and how she actually is behind that hard shell of hers, and she's a great character. Not my favorite, but she's in my top for sure. Especially since everything she does is for Liyue and it's people. Always thinking about her city and putting Liyue Harbor and all it's citizens before herself. Something not many characters do.
@@Sam-pt3qtpeople can have opinions yk, i remember keqings personality and i still don’t like her, it’s a preference
I love how that one guy was just trying to smash venti
Candace being put into pass when they said smash ;-;
Smashing Aether but passing on Childe, Zhongli and Albedo… They lost me then 😔
KAVEH AND ALHAITHAM PASS????? Outrageous, slanderous even
Willie’s eyes was fr budging from the socket when he saw the first picture of Raiden Shogun
Wil has watched so much jojo to the point that he will pass half of the mommys in genshin impact
the good thing about being 20 is that i'm not going to jail for liking half of these characters
This is too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and yes i subscribe
“what about this character, xiao?”
“S.M.A.S.H. I SAID IT, SMASH. SMASH. GIVE ME. SMASHHHHHH.”
That pass on Wanderer was a crime 😂 and fun fact! he’s canonically called beautiful multiple times in artifact lore and ingame 🤭
but good on that Ei smash, she’s his mom
smashing him would be a crime for them - like they said, is body and face looks 13
Wanderer literally looks like a teen.
@@Daiyu555 oh no a TikTok user
@@Daiyu555 to you, at least. i agree he may look like a teen sometimes but a majority of ppl see him as an adult. he could look around (13-25) depending on how you view him
not everyones gay my guy
4:48 MEEEEE LMAOO
The type of guys that would ask a fictional character for her ID to know if they can call her cute...
How dare you do that to Ninguang! 😂
I AM SO FKING UPSET AT THIS VIDEO
This video got me to appreciate Sucrose a lot more :)
The concept is so funny but watching them every 2 characters being like "HOW OLD IS SHE" or "He looks young" is too annoying. I just wanted to see a fun game of smash or pass not feeling like it's Twitter and Im going to get cancelled for shipping characters.
It's anime style, young looking 2000yo girls are normal
If they dont feel comfortable just leave them alone lmfao
“I hate that red head the most!” Favorite line in the whole thing
that description of scaramouche was simultaneously the worst and best thing ever
this video made me subscribe.
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