I saw a comment on another video that said the dwarves look like they came from those old UA-cam videos that would have titles like "if Mario was REAL"
I don’t understand the lighting choices in these movies at all. It’s Disney, it’s supposed to be bright and colourful. This isn’t as bad as The Little Mermaid but could still be a lot brighter and vibrant.
It all comes from wanting to hide cgi imperfections and also trying to keep everything lit as dull as possible to make it easier to change everything in post at any moment
In an effort to hide the shortcomings of their cgi from rushed studios working on like 12 fucking films a year, it makes all their live action movies look dull, colorless, and feel like the same products rather than unique theatrical films
Seriously, that is a major problem in all of these live action remakes, everything looks so dark and the colors are all washed out. It is almost like they are feeling shame in working on a cartoon remake so they want to take out all the colors in a pathetic attempt to look more "serious" than the original.
Is it me, or does the humor feel finally out of place for a fairytale remake. It’s not supposed to be a MCU type quippy kingdom battle movie but it certainly feels more like that than a sincere Snow White retelling. Does anyone else feel how sincere the original Disney film was compared to what they make nowadays. It feels like they are embarrassed to make more fantasy movies.
Eh, the original had some humor. Though that was more slapstick cartoon stuff and less quippy jokes. So it's really not that they're including humor, it's that they're applying the wrong type of humor. It's a fairy tale meant for kids, not a sitcom dependent on dialogue heavy humor.
This issue of whether dwarf actors should be playing those "small fairytale creature" type roles has been a long-time disagreement between Peter Dinklage and Warwick Davis. They never have a dialogue going about it, neither direct nor indirect, but they've been giving opposing statements to the press for years. Dinklage's position, just to be clear, isn't that this film should have been made with CG dwarves, it's that he thinks those characters as they are in the story are offensive. Davis thinks this could have been a great opportunity for seven dwarf actors, considering that such roles are rare, and that shrinking taller people for such roles is offensive. So, basically, Disney's decision to use CGI instead of dwarf actors but keep the characters the same slapped them both in the face and nobody is happy.
This is what happens when studios rely on name recognition alone instead of creative ideas. Disney was once pioneers of animation but let go of their 2D department to produce this soulless remake slop instead. People are rejecting this modern wave of garbage. We need to go back to when movies were art instead of a product. As a huge fan of the original film, this movie deeply saddens me. 😡 All these remakes make them worse, nobody asked for this.
Even back in the day, every Disney story was an old public domain tale from hundreds of years ago, but at least back then, they had a team of talented animators that did something nobody else could do. Now they’re nothing special animation wise. Even animators on UA-cam have surpassed them with 1/100000th of the budget. Worst of all, like most companies, they treat their animators like garbage and make them rush products out and give them zero control of the projects. They’re just an assembly line factory now.
It'll never happen, unfortunately. Streaming and cooperate greed are main-stays in the industry, and if they can cut skilled and talented creators for cg and ai slop to save a couple billion or million, they'll do it. That's why 2D animation is no longer here, because it's expensive and takes too long for the average consumer or executive.
I hate to go Oh OoGa BoOgA AI for something that WASN'T made by AI, but it quite literally looks like the shit that one of the image generators would dump out if you put "cozy fantasy cottage".
Nah, the production design is probably the best thing about this trailer. It's not great, and the style doesn't come close to the original, but it's not because it's kitschy. The original was kitschy as well.
@@grmpf You should rewatch the film, because it original absolutely wasn't kitchy. It always had an air of darkness to it, a feeling that Snow was legitimately fighting for her survival. It doesn't go away until Snow actually meets the Dwarfs, and even then it's only a brief reprieve before the literal storm. Fun fact, the orignal Snow White movie was so terrifying to audiences at the time it was almost BANNED for its content. It only seems quaint nearly a century seperated from the context of its era, but it was very much a bold trailblazer of the film industry that couldn't be replicated. The same cannot be said for these LA remakes that are churned out on a conveyor belt. This remake is a mockery of the source material.
Chip'n'Dale Rescue Rangers literally had a whole joke with an uncanny, poorly animated, Zemeckis-looking Dwarf character, then a few years later they make this atrocity? They HAVE to be self aware! Right?!
I wonder if they got so much hate over realistic Flounder and Sebastian that they finally realised it wasn't a good look and decided to make the animals more cartoony. If only they'd realised that BEFORE the nightmares of cg Flounder and Sebastian...
It's both sides in the uncanny valley spectrum. On one side, you get Lion King 2019, where all the animals don't have any expression whatsoever. On the other side, there's these animals that show too much expression to the point where it's cartoonishly creepy.
Right? Her dress is awful. I've seen cosplayers do better. I remember it was the same with Beauty and the Beast, but iirc the actress had a hand in making it a prom dress.
Remember when Disney paid to bring actual deer into the studio for the animators to draw them as realistic as possible? Or when they made a whole new invention to give depth to the forest? I truly think Walt would be genuinely upset with this level of garbage.
This movie is the ultimate "grandma takes the 8 year old to the movies and even hes probably bored and can barely sit still for the runtime" kinda movie
I miss the old Snow White's optimism- here, "kindness" is like...a power? Some sort of moral high ground? 1937 Snow White seems genuinely kind and happy to be alive, where did that go?
@forregomJust like Star Trek at the peak of the Cold War. It seems like these young nihilists forgot why the media of the time was going so happy go luck, it was escapism from the worst eras in this modern era. But now, the media (especially from the west) doesn't want people to escape anymore, it is just misery corn atop of more misery.
1:18 Stop eating my sesame CAKE! Also, the dwarves look like those early 2000's online "cards" people would send that has characters dancing with cheap flash animation and has a squished face picture of their friends or family. (Angela Anaconda style)
JibJab was actually fun and you could tell a lot of effort would go into the animation, even if it was just paper puppet animation coded to make an image move as the face. It was intentionally silly and it knew what it could and couldn’t pull off. It knew that making the rest of the bodies real would be uncomfortable and weird looking, and opted to stylize the base templates, instead. I feel like Disney thinks it can pull off this kind of hyperrealistic giant head stuff, and tried their hardest to do so, but didn’t really consider how bad it would look if effort were actually put into making a giant-headed human with unrealistic proportions move and look realistic.
I can’t wait to see the boys do a _YMS & Pals_ on this so I can skip the movie entirely and enjoy something actually entertaining without giving Disney a dime
They could've used an actual person's face for the mirror. I'm sure they could've made it look really menacing instead of using CGI. Also, I think the woman who played the Evil Queen in the first Descendants movie looked better as the character than Gal Gadot here.
Jesus Christ, these Disney remakes give me such whiplash i thought this movie had already been out and done by now. Every time a new one of these pop up, everything looks the same and it just came and went already like the rest of them. Gives me very bizarre deja vu.
I thought it was just me. I watch a lot of movie related stuff on UA-cam but barely get any ads for it. The only time I really notice is when Double Toasted or Mr Sunday Movies post videos of it.
Modern Disney literally does not understand what made Classic Disney good. They can’t even begin to comprehend it. Not that long ago, they could. Tangled is a lot like what modern Snow White should have been. A smaller scale story about an abused girl on her own for the first time and learning how to be herself. OG Snow White was a 14 year old child who barely escaped her unhappy home with her life, and now she has to start over, create a life FOR herself, while knowing she’ll never be really safe until her stepmother is dead. But the world outside the castle walls is so much more beautiful than she ever imagined it would be, and as scared and naive as she may be, she discovers again and again that the fight is worth it. But nah, fuck all that. This girl is perfect and doesn’t have to learn or grow or experience anything she can’t handle like a pro. Having vulnerabilities is gross! Morality is always black and white! And Romance is dumb and gross lmao.
12:09 I like how everyone acknowledges how uncanny the dwarves look but look at this frame of Zegler it’s also really uncanny. It’s like she’s not able to pull off looking happy somehow. Someone else says the mouth is too big and I have to agree something is way off.
It was the same in Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. Any facial expression she pulls off just comes across as sarcastic, and her head looks like it's photoshopped on
my experience watching the snow white trailer was literally an immediate impulse to watch the original for the first time and it was such a mystifying spectacle and piece of history that it left me so impressed that I lost any interest in seeing a remake at all.
Somebody needs to make an edit from the movie Red Dragon where the killer is showing Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character disturbing images while repeating the words “Do you see?!” and replace the images with these CGI trailer shots.
Gotta up the stakes to fill up that runtime. Also, like half of all fairy tale/fantasy movies from the last two decades have had LotR envy to an enormous degree. Remember when Alice in Wonderland had to have a big CG battle at the end?
watching this was like experiencing firsthand what a lovecraft character goes through when they witness horrors beyond human comprehension and instantly go insane
Kind of crazy that the style’s so boring that they managed to de-yassify the Evil Queen. Like say what you want about the original but at least the Queen slayed
this remake is genuinely so irritating for numerous reasons 1. they autotuned rachel zeglers voice when she literally didnt need it 2. they cast rachel zegler at all to play a character traditionally very soft-spoken to emphasize this new snow white's outspoken-ness because heaven forbid a gentle, feminine character be deemed "Strong" (no problems with her appearance except that horrific haircut) 3. they didnt use little people actors to play the dwarves even tho literally all who have spoken out about this said they would have like i get disney is a multi billion dollar company but youd think theyd have some standards
honestly i dont think you could have the original characterization of snow white for this kind of movie, shes a very passive character where the plot just kinda happens to her and it only works bc the movie is visually beautiful. i think shes probably the most passive disney princess. i dont have faith in this remake doing anything interesting or good with the character, its probably going to be the same pop-feminism girlboss character youve seen a million times, but making her a more active character was probably a good idea
@@alexf225tbf given the ridiculous backlash zelger got for basically stating her opinions of the movie, it's not as far off (I doubt Disney is gonna do anything clever with 'women face backlash for opinions' thing though)
@@Lemoncakelover678 Yes, i agree. Women do get a backlash for expressing their opinion still and I don't even think that they should make Snow White exacly the same like in the original with almost no agency. It just looks very funny in the trailer. Like they made it look like such a big deal that was never explored in media.
This has to be THE ugliest movie trailer I've ever seen. I can't imagine literally anyone seeing those dwarves and deciding to go see this in theaters, but I already know a lot of people will
It's insane how LOTR managed to make a race, like Dwarves or Hobbit, look realistic with just a little bit of that "movie magic" like camera angle and green screen! We're evolving, just backwards!
Something to put how bad the dwarves look into further perspective: The Polar Express, the movie everyone loves to shit on for its animation not aging spectacularly, was released in 2004, and at the time, its animation was actually praised. It was top-grade stuff for its day. This shitfest is coming out in a couple months and looks worse than The Polar Express ever could.
what happened to the cool narrator guy that did all the trailers in the 90s? Yeah, it was kind of cheesy but that's way better and concise than this overly edited and stitched dialogue from the movie.
What happened is that some really good and interesting trailers came along without the narration that got people interested while also not straight up telling you half the plot of the movie (or worse, spoiling or ruining entire story arcs) Of course, then ad agencies started copying those really good trailers and just ended up creating another formulaic approach that left us with a new generation of shit movie trailers, just now without narration.
I get the vibe, from comments on the trailer itself, that the actress playing Snow White is not the most popular person either Edit: after looking into it myself, it seems the anti-woke crew dislike her quite a bit, HOWEVER, she doesn't seem to have helped herself, 8/10 on the insufferable "who do you think you are scale," daily wire, Ben Shapiro, Sargon, whoever else stands for the alt-right won this one 😬. Disney need to sort it out.
7:36 I thought mixed people playing actual little dwarves would be real, but now they decided to make them CG dwarves? That was a terrible decision. Why Disney and Why People Behind Thought will be a good idea to make them as pathetic and uncanny as they wanted to make?
IIRC Peter Dinklage went mental so they pivoted. I have very little respect for Disney at this point but they were between a rock and a hard place for the dwarves. Could’ve animated them better though lol
Everything in this trailer looks like one of these "hyperrealistic" images of famous video game characters from like 2008 claiming "This is how (game character here) will look in 2015".
OG: "She's mad, jealous of you! She'll stop at nothing!" Hmmmm, I dunno, I can't grasp what these words mean. Live action: "ThE qUEeN iS eViL." Thanksssss, Didd-neyyyyy :B
Why did they decide to make the skirt of her dress mountain dew battery acid piss yellow? I understand that Disney oversaturates her pallete in marketing but it just looks so fucking awful. It shouldn't come off costumey in an AliExpress way in a multimillion dollar movie but ok, it's a choice. Even then, the merchandise doesn't saturate it THIS much and her original pallete is muted so idk what the fuck is going in here. I dont know how a movie can be both so visually dull and washed out but also so eye searingly brightly colored at the same time.
Yeah, Wicked was well acted, written, choreographed, paced, framed, etc… and yet, it had to be “dark.” Less technicolor, more uggo. Even the best fantasy films can’t stop with this shit! It’s like real prevalent.
I think they wanted to go for the gritty realness of the book... But that doesn't work when the musical itself disregards the book to give a more whimsical take on the Wicked story. Broadway needs to be flashy, it doesn't make sense to downplay it here.
god wicked was awful- ‘what is this feeling’ was pretty okay, and johnathan bailey fucking KILLED it with “dancing through life” but “popular” and “defying gravity” made me wanna scream in agony. i love how the choreography for their final song and literal show stopper was having glinda and elphaba… stand there… with the camera circling them… that’s p much it.
@ I went to the bathroom during “Popular” lol. Bailey had my favorite parts. Interpret as you will lol, and Chenoweth had the funniest bits. I laughed like a hyena at most everything she did. Funny how having the chops for joke delivery actually makes movies funny 🤣
12:16 - you can hear that they spliced together two different lines (or two different takes?). The cut is so bad that she barely even gets out the “k” in kingdom. 😖 “This is our k- ‘ingdom.”
2: 11 the mirror guy looks like the one from Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep. Over 200mil has been sunk into this and this underwent multiple complete rewrites so you know its gonna be a good film
The 7 dwarfs look like uncomfortably realistic meatcanyon characters
What a perfectly cursed yet accurate assessment
Somehow, they look even creepier than any of Meatcanyon's artwork.
They remind me of Paul McCarthy’s Snow White paintings /photos
Meatcanyon at least intentionally make them exaggerated and disturbing. This one, I can't tell if it's laziness or misguided
@@r3dr4te963 I want to say it's a healthy mix of both
“YES! THE LOG!”
Wow, dude Pride Rock
IS THAT CLIP FROM SOMEONE REACTING TO THIS VERY TRAILER??? IS THIS THE NEXT DUDE PRIDE ROCK????
Wow, dude Bridge Log
Me when I take a dump
The budget at disney just went up!
I saw a comment on another video that said the dwarves look like they came from those old UA-cam videos that would have titles like "if Mario was REAL"
Dude they're totally right that's such a fucking trip lmao
Forgot those videos existed, but holy shit is it accurate for all of these Disney remakes.
This will be snow white in 2014
"Mom, can we watch Snow White at home?"
"No, Snow White's in theaters."
Snow White in theaters:
Brutal.
I will steal this joke. You won't be stop me.
They literally reversed a meme.
@@fuzzy7644 It's their fault for not copyrighting it first
I don’t understand the lighting choices in these movies at all. It’s Disney, it’s supposed to be bright and colourful. This isn’t as bad as The Little Mermaid but could still be a lot brighter and vibrant.
It all comes from wanting to hide cgi imperfections and also trying to keep everything lit as dull as possible to make it easier to change everything in post at any moment
@@OlCrunchyah that makes a lot of sense actually
In an effort to hide the shortcomings of their cgi from rushed studios working on like 12 fucking films a year, it makes all their live action movies look dull, colorless, and feel like the same products rather than unique theatrical films
Seriously, that is a major problem in all of these live action remakes, everything looks so dark and the colors are all washed out.
It is almost like they are feeling shame in working on a cartoon remake so they want to take out all the colors in a pathetic attempt to look more "serious" than the original.
"That lighting is too lucky for actual photography "
The Dwarves look like rejected Attack on Titan designs lol.
The difference is that the Titans in that anime are *_SUPPOSED_* to look creepy.
This comment is gold oh my
Snow White is Eren
It's a spin off actually. Same universe. MUCH easier to slay
@@TheHaremReviewer Written by the guy who wrote Strange World.
Can't sleep, CG dwarfs will eat me.
I gotchu bro. Take this glock.
Take a flamethrower, too. (Ask Kurt Russell if you can borrow his. Honestly, The Thing was less hideous than those 7 squirts of digital diarrhea…)
HELLO JOE
IRON HELPS US PLAY
Is it me, or does the humor feel finally out of place for a fairytale remake. It’s not supposed to be a MCU type quippy kingdom battle movie but it certainly feels more like that than a sincere Snow White retelling. Does anyone else feel how sincere the original Disney film was compared to what they make nowadays. It feels like they are embarrassed to make more fantasy movies.
The reality is these writers are all nepo babies. This is all they know how to write.
**Snow White eats the poison apple and starts dying**
Dopey: "Erm, THAT just happened"
"And Dopey, you... Just be Dopey!"
"she's right behind me isn't she" -Snow white when talking about the witch
Eh, the original had some humor. Though that was more slapstick cartoon stuff and less quippy jokes. So it's really not that they're including humor, it's that they're applying the wrong type of humor. It's a fairy tale meant for kids, not a sitcom dependent on dialogue heavy humor.
"God dammit Disney"
That just about sums it up perfectly.
Disney: rolling in his grave at mach 3
With her one outfit, did Disney forget Snow White isn't little red riding hood? Ah yes, every remembers Snow White's iconic red hood?
The ammount of time and money wasted rendering those CGI abominations could have been saved by actually hiring 7 dwarf actors.
I like how that was offensive, but Dopey isn't.
It's hard to think of a worse way of doing it.
Thank you, Peter Dinklage
For being so whiny about it he has cost dozens of jobs for people with dwarfism
@@TulpechaidoplaysMCPeter Dinklage incessantly pulling up the ladder behind him
This issue of whether dwarf actors should be playing those "small fairytale creature" type roles has been a long-time disagreement between Peter Dinklage and Warwick Davis. They never have a dialogue going about it, neither direct nor indirect, but they've been giving opposing statements to the press for years. Dinklage's position, just to be clear, isn't that this film should have been made with CG dwarves, it's that he thinks those characters as they are in the story are offensive. Davis thinks this could have been a great opportunity for seven dwarf actors, considering that such roles are rare, and that shrinking taller people for such roles is offensive. So, basically, Disney's decision to use CGI instead of dwarf actors but keep the characters the same slapped them both in the face and nobody is happy.
WOW DUDE, THE LOG!
Magic mirror looks like the gay cgi organ from the beauty and the beast christmas special
Had no idea what you were talking about so I looked it up. Now I'm absolutely CACKLING
What a deep cut 😭
They can't be in love if they're DEAD!!
Unfortunately this one won't be voiced by Tim curry.
Put some respect on Tim Curry's name!
Gal Gadot is going to be the most entertaining aspect of this movie, but not in a good way.
Kal-EL Nooo.
So is she gonna bang a guy possessed by her deceased lover again?
Hey, you need a reminder of how she is during IDF service
@@lulukulu5489mandatory duty
"I look at you and I just want to be the Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
😭😭😭
Who knew the enchanted forest was actually in the uncanny valley this entire time.
That's a good one 😂
This is what happens when studios rely on name recognition alone instead of creative ideas. Disney was once pioneers of animation but let go of their 2D department to produce this soulless remake slop instead. People are rejecting this modern wave of garbage. We need to go back to when movies were art instead of a product. As a huge fan of the original film, this movie deeply saddens me. 😡 All these remakes make them worse, nobody asked for this.
They also absorbed and blandified Pixar.
Remember that one Iger speech this year about: "IP mining"? Dude doesn't care about quality anymore, even Eisner was a better CEO.
Even back in the day, every Disney story was an old public domain tale from hundreds of years ago, but at least back then, they had a team of talented animators that did something nobody else could do. Now they’re nothing special animation wise. Even animators on UA-cam have surpassed them with 1/100000th of the budget. Worst of all, like most companies, they treat their animators like garbage and make them rush products out and give them zero control of the projects. They’re just an assembly line factory now.
Sorry, but audiences are clearly not rejecting this, these remakes make absurd amounts of money. The average movie watcher loves slop.
It'll never happen, unfortunately. Streaming and cooperate greed are main-stays in the industry, and if they can cut skilled and talented creators for cg and ai slop to save a couple billion or million, they'll do it. That's why 2D animation is no longer here, because it's expensive and takes too long for the average consumer or executive.
the mirror looks like some cgi shit from courage the cowardly dog
Return the slab.
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"
_"YOU'RE NOT PERFECT"_
"😳"
The cottage looks like one of those garish Thomas Kinkade paintings that your grandma probably has hanging in her dinning room
I hate to go Oh OoGa BoOgA AI for something that WASN'T made by AI, but it quite literally looks like the shit that one of the image generators would dump out if you put "cozy fantasy cottage".
Disney sells Kinkade crossover paintings, so that was probably intentional.
That would be an insult to Thomas Kinkade paintings.
Nah, the production design is probably the best thing about this trailer. It's not great, and the style doesn't come close to the original, but it's not because it's kitschy. The original was kitschy as well.
@@grmpf
You should rewatch the film, because it original absolutely wasn't kitchy. It always had an air of darkness to it, a feeling that Snow was legitimately fighting for her survival. It doesn't go away until Snow actually meets the Dwarfs, and even then it's only a brief reprieve before the literal storm.
Fun fact, the orignal Snow White movie was so terrifying to audiences at the time it was almost BANNED for its content. It only seems quaint nearly a century seperated from the context of its era, but it was very much a bold trailblazer of the film industry that couldn't be replicated. The same cannot be said for these LA remakes that are churned out on a conveyor belt. This remake is a mockery of the source material.
Disney saw the CGI abominations from _Cats_ and said, "What if we did that to the seven dwarves in our Snow White remake?"
Early CGI movies like Hoodwinked have more consistency in their stylization than this uncanny slop
Grrr I hated when the comments were like “It’s mirror mirror not magic mirror” when actually nope! It was always “magic mirror on the wall”!
Classic Mandela effect
MEMBER “MIRROR, MIRROR” WITH JULIA ROBERTS?
mirror mirror was lord farquaad.
@@half-lifer5761no , it’s just people being stupid
"I look at you and I just want to be the fairest of them all." I wouldn't be surprised at all if this movie's script was made by AI or ChatGPT, jfc
Don’t disrespect my boy ChatGPT like that, they can write much better than this
Chip'n'Dale Rescue Rangers literally had a whole joke with an uncanny, poorly animated, Zemeckis-looking Dwarf character, then a few years later they make this atrocity? They HAVE to be self aware! Right?!
That would suggest Rescue Rangers was self-aware.
@@jskywalker58
"Are you, though?"
I wonder if they got so much hate over realistic Flounder and Sebastian that they finally realised it wasn't a good look and decided to make the animals more cartoony. If only they'd realised that BEFORE the nightmares of cg Flounder and Sebastian...
It's both sides in the uncanny valley spectrum. On one side, you get Lion King 2019, where all the animals don't have any expression whatsoever. On the other side, there's these animals that show too much expression to the point where it's cartoonishly creepy.
You say that as if the movie doesn't have seven cgi horrors in it lmao.
Why does the costuming look like an underfunded university production
Lack of passion.
@ something which makes it worse than costuming on a high school production
@@VestigeGG also the camera quality doesn't help too there is kind of a haze around the shots.
@@rascoehunter3608 to quote Adam “but how else can you see the fur glow?”
Right? Her dress is awful. I've seen cosplayers do better. I remember it was the same with Beauty and the Beast, but iirc the actress had a hand in making it a prom dress.
Disney begins and ends with Snow White and the seven dwarfs...
It's like poetry, they rhyme.
Dopey is the key to all this.
Ends???
@@eamk887 hopefully
@@eamk887 I mean, Disney's reputation is already in the gutter at this point, so it wouldn't surprise me if this is the final straw.
I love how everyone is just blaming Peter Dinklage for the ugly dwarves
The CGI animals looked better in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe; and that movie came out in 2005.
Remember when Disney paid to bring actual deer into the studio for the animators to draw them as realistic as possible? Or when they made a whole new invention to give depth to the forest? I truly think Walt would be genuinely upset with this level of garbage.
This movie is the ultimate "grandma takes the 8 year old to the movies and even hes probably bored and can barely sit still for the runtime" kinda movie
"Anybody who does watch this is not gonna think about it a month later"
That describes literally 95% of kids movies over the last 15 years.
All the way back to 2010? We actually had some banger films during that time.
yeah I agree. I think the last kids movie I watched was somewhere between despicable me and moana so that checks
Dude, pride log
Everywhere that the sun hits on this babbling brooke, Snow White, is our kingdom.
9:41 they turned dopey into the mad magazine mascot.
or the proto Alfred E. Newman, The Yellow Kid.
OMG…now I can’t unsee it!
@@caucasoidape8838eugh, i hate his design.
The dwarves look like they came straight out of Polar express and that is from 2004.
5:10 DUDE, the LOG
I miss the old Snow White's optimism- here, "kindness" is like...a power? Some sort of moral high ground?
1937 Snow White seems genuinely kind and happy to be alive, where did that go?
Jon Favreau; Its not realistic enough. A-And if you watch this compared to the original, it’s better here because fur glow.
It’s like her lightsaber.
Because being that happy just isn't relatable anymore
@@andrewn7365
'37 Snow White was released during the great depression tho
@forregomJust like Star Trek at the peak of the Cold War.
It seems like these young nihilists forgot why the media of the time was going so happy go luck, it was escapism from the worst eras in this modern era.
But now, the media (especially from the west) doesn't want people to escape anymore, it is just misery corn atop of more misery.
@forregom We're living in worse times, the Internet era /s
This looked bad but seeing gal Gadot try and act always makes me burst out laughing😂
Zionists hire a Zionist to portray the evil queen.
1:18 Stop eating my sesame CAKE!
Also, the dwarves look like those early 2000's online "cards" people would send that has characters dancing with cheap flash animation and has a squished face picture of their friends or family. (Angela Anaconda style)
JibJab was actually fun and you could tell a lot of effort would go into the animation, even if it was just paper puppet animation coded to make an image move as the face. It was intentionally silly and it knew what it could and couldn’t pull off. It knew that making the rest of the bodies real would be uncomfortable and weird looking, and opted to stylize the base templates, instead.
I feel like Disney thinks it can pull off this kind of hyperrealistic giant head stuff, and tried their hardest to do so, but didn’t really consider how bad it would look if effort were actually put into making a giant-headed human with unrealistic proportions move and look realistic.
I can’t wait to see the boys do a _YMS & Pals_ on this so I can skip the movie entirely and enjoy something actually entertaining without giving Disney a dime
You could always torrent the movie and thrn play their commentary over it.
They could've used an actual person's face for the mirror. I'm sure they could've made it look really menacing instead of using CGI. Also, I think the woman who played the Evil Queen in the first Descendants movie looked better as the character than Gal Gadot here.
So instead of finding little people with acting skills they just paid the money for CGI.
Jesus Christ, these Disney remakes give me such whiplash i thought this movie had already been out and done by now. Every time a new one of these pop up, everything looks the same and it just came and went already like the rest of them. Gives me very bizarre deja vu.
I thought it was just me. I watch a lot of movie related stuff on UA-cam but barely get any ads for it. The only time I really notice is when Double Toasted or Mr Sunday Movies post videos of it.
Modern Disney literally does not understand what made Classic Disney good. They can’t even begin to comprehend it.
Not that long ago, they could. Tangled is a lot like what modern Snow White should have been. A smaller scale story about an abused girl on her own for the first time and learning how to be herself.
OG Snow White was a 14 year old child who barely escaped her unhappy home with her life, and now she has to start over, create a life FOR herself, while knowing she’ll never be really safe until her stepmother is dead. But the world outside the castle walls is so much more beautiful than she ever imagined it would be, and as scared and naive as she may be, she discovers again and again that the fight is worth it.
But nah, fuck all that. This girl is perfect and doesn’t have to learn or grow or experience anything she can’t handle like a pro. Having vulnerabilities is gross! Morality is always black and white! And Romance is dumb and gross lmao.
I’d rather watch Snow White and the Huntsman(2012) over Snow White(2025).
"terrifying" is an interesting word for "shit"
I've seen terrifying shits that were more entertaining than this slop.
It is a real talent to make a movie that is so ugly looking such as this
From the director of Amazing Spider-Man 2
12:09 I like how everyone acknowledges how uncanny the dwarves look but look at this frame of Zegler it’s also really uncanny. It’s like she’s not able to pull off looking happy somehow. Someone else says the mouth is too big and I have to agree something is way off.
It was the same in Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. Any facial expression she pulls off just comes across as sarcastic, and her head looks like it's photoshopped on
my experience watching the snow white trailer was literally an immediate impulse to watch the original for the first time and it was such a mystifying spectacle and piece of history that it left me so impressed that I lost any interest in seeing a remake at all.
Somebody needs to make an edit from the movie Red Dragon where the killer is showing Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character disturbing images while repeating the words “Do you see?!” and replace the images with these CGI trailer shots.
It could not have possibly been THAT difficult to cast several actors with dwarfism for this movie.
You understimate the amount of slop that normies are willing to consume
Why is this trailer trying to be "epic"? What about fuckin Snow White is epic?
Heigh ho!🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥
Maybe epic isn’t the right word, but the 1937 movie did have its intense moments
Every Disney movie has to be some epic world saving life changing movie for some reason.
Gotta up the stakes to fill up that runtime. Also, like half of all fairy tale/fantasy movies from the last two decades have had LotR envy to an enormous degree. Remember when Alice in Wonderland had to have a big CG battle at the end?
watching this was like experiencing firsthand what a lovecraft character goes through when they witness horrors beyond human comprehension and instantly go insane
Kind of crazy that the style’s so boring that they managed to de-yassify the Evil Queen. Like say what you want about the original but at least the Queen slayed
Gal Gadot also has the innate talent to de-yassify most roles she's in. She can turn any "yes slay" into a "please stay away".
"at this point who is this for?"
its for their investors, their shareholders, thats who they are thinking about when they make these things
This feels like the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland, but now with autotuning.
Alice in Wonderland is already a product on autotune.
The dwarves unnerved me when I was a child and now they go and do THIS
I totally soyed when adum called himself an unkindness 😮
this remake is genuinely so irritating for numerous reasons
1. they autotuned rachel zeglers voice when she literally didnt need it
2. they cast rachel zegler at all to play a character traditionally very soft-spoken to emphasize this new snow white's outspoken-ness because heaven forbid a gentle, feminine character be deemed "Strong" (no problems with her appearance except that horrific haircut)
3. they didnt use little people actors to play the dwarves even tho literally all who have spoken out about this said they would have
like i get disney is a multi billion dollar company but youd think theyd have some standards
honestly i dont think you could have the original characterization of snow white for this kind of movie, shes a very passive character where the plot just kinda happens to her and it only works bc the movie is visually beautiful. i think shes probably the most passive disney princess. i dont have faith in this remake doing anything interesting or good with the character, its probably going to be the same pop-feminism girlboss character youve seen a million times, but making her a more active character was probably a good idea
0:36 lets get this over with, Lord Farquad’s mommy everyone!
Chopping up the audio in these trailers is so wild, idk how people hear it think it's fine.
They hate the Disney protagonist because she has opinions? What a fresh and original idea.
What are you getting at? (I haven't seen many Disney movies)
@@HOTD108_ They kind of make it seem in the trailer that a woman having opinions is such a revolutionary idea.
@@alexf225tbf given the ridiculous backlash zelger got for basically stating her opinions of the movie, it's not as far off (I doubt Disney is gonna do anything clever with 'women face backlash for opinions' thing though)
@@Lemoncakelover678 Yes, i agree. Women do get a backlash for expressing their opinion still and I don't even think that they should make Snow White exacly the same like in the original with almost no agency. It just looks very funny in the trailer. Like they made it look like such a big deal that was never explored in media.
@@alexf225that is true lol. And they definitely wont provide any unique insight to opinionated womens backlash either
This has to be THE ugliest movie trailer I've ever seen. I can't imagine literally anyone seeing those dwarves and deciding to go see this in theaters, but I already know a lot of people will
"Disney is so woke!!" If they were woke, they would have used REAL dwarves. WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO CAN ACT THOSE PARTS! Instead, they just CGI'd them.
those dwarves really have the energy of those "real life Homer Simpson" photoshops from years ago with the hyper realistic skin
oh so now this forest was always a magical place. we must explain everything because whimsy is Not Epic
To be fair, they did a really good job casting an evil queen who would gladly kill a child for her own vanity, self advancement, land acquisition etc.
Knowing Walt I’m sure he’d be proud of that fact
@@creed8712 However, Walt would've insisted on giving her version of the old witch a far more pronounced hooknose
Disney: Hei hoooo!
Me: F noooo!
"And she's in a handicap."
That's fucking hilarious.
It's insane how LOTR managed to make a race, like Dwarves or Hobbit, look realistic with just a little bit of that "movie magic" like camera angle and green screen! We're evolving, just backwards!
Adum's sleep story was a thousand times more interesting than the trailer itself
2:10 Came out 1937. The first Disney Animated Film started and premiered.
It really feels like every single word was cut and pasted together in the opening. absolutely insane that they thought it was presentable
Oh I was waiting for his take on this remake lmao.
Is there anything Disney doesn't ruin nowadays?
I love when Adum catches himself before he admits that the anti-woke crowd was entirely correct about the Dwarfs
Something to put how bad the dwarves look into further perspective: The Polar Express, the movie everyone loves to shit on for its animation not aging spectacularly, was released in 2004, and at the time, its animation was actually praised. It was top-grade stuff for its day.
This shitfest is coming out in a couple months and looks worse than The Polar Express ever could.
I just wanted to point ot that snow white was 7 years old in the original, and so was the target audience.
You mean the Fairy Tale or the movie?
@TheNMan64 Original story written down by the Grimm brothers. Disney made her 14.
Good day your majesty, we are from police. We would like to have a word with your mirror.
and the queen wanted to eat her heart!
@@billsykes2977 featuring P Diddy as the Mirror.
did wardrobe just have five bucks and a sandwich
Walt’s grave looks like a speed bump now…🤦🏾♀️
The Spanish silent Blancanieves from 2012 starring Maribel Verdú is infinitely better than anything in this
what happened to the cool narrator guy that did all the trailers in the 90s? Yeah, it was kind of cheesy but that's way better and concise than this overly edited and stitched dialogue from the movie.
What happened is that some really good and interesting trailers came along without the narration that got people interested while also not straight up telling you half the plot of the movie (or worse, spoiling or ruining entire story arcs)
Of course, then ad agencies started copying those really good trailers and just ended up creating another formulaic approach that left us with a new generation of shit movie trailers, just now without narration.
I get the vibe, from comments on the trailer itself, that the actress playing Snow White is not the most popular person either
Edit: after looking into it myself, it seems the anti-woke crew dislike her quite a bit, HOWEVER, she doesn't seem to have helped herself, 8/10 on the insufferable "who do you think you are scale," daily wire, Ben Shapiro, Sargon, whoever else stands for the alt-right won this one 😬. Disney need to sort it out.
Don't know the details, but the anti-woke crowd despises her especially
it's mostly right wing weirdos who feel that way. from what i've seen she's fine.
Ah so no one that matters
At worst she is just kinda annoying and awkward. But the Anti-woke crowd just blow it out of proportion.
@@rascoehunter3608Isnt it from both sides since shes a zionist or something. Pro israel I mean.
8:00 The old CGI dwarf in Center-left looks like he should be singing in the special edition of Return of the Jedi.
How to make $100 million look like slop:
The lyrics for that new song made my face recoil like I'd licked a lemon. What the hell
If the line "It's time to restore our kingdom" was "Shit just got real" instead, this trailer would be 100 times better.
7:36 I thought mixed people playing actual little dwarves would be real, but now they decided to make them CG dwarves? That was a terrible decision. Why Disney and Why People Behind Thought will be a good idea to make them as pathetic and uncanny as they wanted to make?
IIRC Peter Dinklage went mental so they pivoted. I have very little respect for Disney at this point but they were between a rock and a hard place for the dwarves. Could’ve animated them better though lol
DUDE, PRIDE LOG
Gal Godot does a great job of playing an evil queen who sentences a child to death, in self-defense
Goddamn, that's good. Underrated burn right there.
What? Did she really kill a child in real life? Wtf?!
@@HOTD108_ She served in the IDF. You do the math.
I see what you did there 🫡
@@nabilkhan2971 Every Israeli citizen serves in the IDF, it's mandatory conscription.
I lost it at “and she’s in a handicapped” 😂😂😂😂
Everything in this trailer looks like one of these "hyperrealistic" images of famous video game characters from like 2008 claiming "This is how (game character here) will look in 2015".
Dude... The log!
OG:
"She's mad, jealous of you! She'll stop at nothing!"
Hmmmm, I dunno, I can't grasp what these words mean.
Live action:
"ThE qUEeN iS eViL."
Thanksssss, Didd-neyyyyy :B
"Well I'm... An Unkindness!"
He got me with that one.
Why did they decide to make the skirt of her dress mountain dew battery acid piss yellow? I understand that Disney oversaturates her pallete in marketing but it just looks so fucking awful. It shouldn't come off costumey in an AliExpress way in a multimillion dollar movie but ok, it's a choice. Even then, the merchandise doesn't saturate it THIS much and her original pallete is muted so idk what the fuck is going in here. I dont know how a movie can be both so visually dull and washed out but also so eye searingly brightly colored at the same time.
Yeah, Wicked was well acted, written, choreographed, paced, framed, etc… and yet, it had to be “dark.” Less technicolor, more uggo. Even the best fantasy films can’t stop with this shit! It’s like real prevalent.
Its based on one of the most famous broadway musicals of all time too, youd think they would add more life into the visuals.
I think they wanted to go for the gritty realness of the book... But that doesn't work when the musical itself disregards the book to give a more whimsical take on the Wicked story. Broadway needs to be flashy, it doesn't make sense to downplay it here.
god wicked was awful- ‘what is this feeling’ was pretty okay, and johnathan bailey fucking KILLED it with “dancing through life” but “popular” and “defying gravity” made me wanna scream in agony. i love how the choreography for their final song and literal show stopper was having glinda and elphaba… stand there… with the camera circling them… that’s p much it.
@ I went to the bathroom during “Popular” lol. Bailey had my favorite parts. Interpret as you will lol, and Chenoweth had the funniest bits. I laughed like a hyena at most everything she did. Funny how having the chops for joke delivery actually makes movies funny 🤣
12:16 - you can hear that they spliced together two different lines (or two different takes?). The cut is so bad that she barely even gets out the “k” in kingdom. 😖 “This is our k- ‘ingdom.”
2: 11 the mirror guy looks like the one from Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep. Over 200mil has been sunk into this and this underwent multiple complete rewrites so you know its gonna be a good film