I just finished watching some Kung Fu Panda reviews so I'll just leave this Oogway quote here - "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."
Brings me back, i still remember how to do the glitch step by step, spent a lot of time doing it as it always gave different results. I think my best find was a trainer that had 6x lvl 137 ivysaurs.
For those who don't understand the line: Micheal vick is a football player that secretly would bet on dogs battling each other against their own will. Darwin relates this to the pokemon animated series
I feel like its impossible for someone like Ash to win in this type of matchup even if they had bars of the same caliber, which I don't think was the case this time around. Charles' bars hit harder because they are about something very popular in today's culture or at the very least something most people are at least familiar with. Like I think the TB and Scarlet Fever bar was the most brutal bar but somehow it still doesn't hit as hard as something like "Mighty Morphin Michael Vick" being an avid Pokemon fan.
It's not impossible given that most people think Hannibal Lecter destroyed Jack the Ripper. Ash should've taken advantage of his popularity to hit harder.
I don't know, that line about not being able to turn 11, when Ash has been 10 years old for 22 years was brutal, then that last line of harder than the wood Oak gave your mother? I'm not even sure there are enough Burn Heals in the game to fix that without the Missing No glitch.
@@jp3813 Your logic is baffling. So your expecting Ash to hit harder with bars that have nothing to do with Charles Darwin? The reason Hannibal Lectar won was because he was flipping bars back and because much like Hannibal Lectar said, Jack The Ripper was jacking off on the track. Likely due to limited amount of ammo Lloyd and Peter had for Hannibal Lectar. But ironically enough, you are saying that Ash should have rapped like Jack The Ripper and made more Pokemon references rather than take shots at Darwin and that would have helped him win. Astounding.
@@dominiccampbell181 Its subjective which is my whole point, I am partial to alliterations hence why I like that bar. But I was more comparing how even though the bar about his dead children and how they died was savage it doesnt hit as hard because his dead children and Charles Darwin as a whole isn't as popular as Pokemon to put it bluntly.
@@ImAviex Honestly, I don't think it was about popularity, but more about the differences between age and style. If you think about it, aside from that last part about Darwin's kids, Ash's hardest shots were mostly funny type shots that someone his age would make that leaned towards burns of the Yo Mama... joke variety. Darwin on the other hand, was hitting Ash with adult disses and references. His hardest shots at Ash were 'I'm coming for your soul' levels of meanness; like, this battle is over, you crossed a line and we have to fight now.
The "your shit talking mouth is the origin of feces" line is a reference to Darwin's book "On the Origin of Species" where he discussed his research in evolution and natural selection.
@@johnnygreenface4195 he did dog fighting. That's horrible and awful animal abuse. And ANY human being who would do that willingly to an animal is truly a sick individual.
Gen 1, talk to the old man who teaches you how to catch pokemon in vermillion city after, of course, he has his coffee. fly to cinnabar island, save, turn off power after the "s" is saving but before the second "." in the ellipse.now your 6th item slot is at 256 quantity, might be 254 quantity
I believe you missed that Ash's "origin of feces" line is a reference to Darwin's "Origin of species" which is aptly titled. It's one of his most famous works, and outlined much of what he's known for today, scientifically speaking.
It depends on the cards you have, the condition they are in, what set they are from. Some are expensive because of being highly sought after by collectors. The harder a specific card is to get, the more expensive it will be. Also some cards are expensive because of how good the are/were in the actual competitive card game.
Didn’t even notice the way ash’s eye turns into the cartoon ash before he threw charazard I’ve spoken to the animation team that scene you went right past took almost two weeks to put in. I gave Ash this win. Most people don’t know enough about them both to weigh this battle. I would love to see Brian (Ash) please check the description and support him... battle Ash Williams from evil dead and army of darkness series
I just realized this whole thing was happening at a coast, possibly where MissingNo. spawns making this whole real battle a possibility and a referral to "glitchy old man"
The glitch of lavender town I believe?but hands down Darwin won.i love Pokemon but he got beat when Darwin pointed out the fact that they force the creatures to fight like dogs,that bar hit me hard in my animal living heart lol. Darwin was actually the first to discover that sleeping with your cousin is a bad thing too.im a little biased but Darwin actually did some ground breaking work.
It is one of the best selfpromoting lines in ERB. Dude took on the most powerfull organisation at that time in the world, and came out on top. He changed the worldview of almost the entire planet and all mayor religions.
Mighty Morphing meant Mighty Morphing Power Rangers which Darwin called Ash a Michael Vick on steroids with animal cruelty which Michael Vick went to prison of dog fighting.
Pokemon cards can be worth a lot if you still have an unopened box from the very first set it's worth thousands of dollars if you have a certain charazard it's worth thousands as well
I gave it to Ash cause I don't know shit about Pokemon. So Charles last line was lost to me. By your reaction though I guess it was one of the most savage ERB lines ever.
PS! I Called that a Draw 3 months ago... But Seriously? Ash would be happy if Professor Oak was his Father... So really? That blow packed no punch. So really? I have to declare Ash the winner, All of Ashes lines struck paydirt
How does a glorified “your mama is a whore” joke better than dissing about dead children. Good rebuttal sure, but the better diss in my opinion, absolutely not! Ash Wins!
I know it's not ERB but if you liked pokemon maybe you can watch Red vs Gold by Videogamerapbattles. It is very well made and not gonna spoil they really go at it.
Pokémon fam! I had the binder too with them all in their categories and in order by hp 😂 I have a pikachu tattoo with him wearing Viking warrior attire lol
1:24 unless ur still a fan now then u liking it in ur childhood is null void If it’s a phase then ur not a real fan To be a fan Pokémon has to be ur life
Funny how people recognise Darwin for his beard when the only he reason he grew the beard was so people wouldn't recognize him 😆
Joel Pearson That’s a massive universe card
I just finished watching some Kung Fu Panda reviews so I'll just leave this Oogway quote here - "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."
Just like Santa, he grew beard so people would't recognize him and... You know the rest.
@@rileythorn4928 u mean reverse
Joel Pearson ironic
Yes it was a the glitchy old man was reference to missing no, it was a glitch in the og Pokémon red and blue
Leaf green for real OG
Yeah if you surfed along Cinnabar Island it would spawn missingno
Brings me back, i still remember how to do the glitch step by step, spent a lot of time doing it as it always gave different results.
I think my best find was a trainer that had 6x lvl 137 ivysaurs.
I am aware it was simply a typo.
You are correct sir. Good players only used it for TMs though :P Waits for someone to call BS
wanted ash to win, till that Mighty Morphing Michael Vick line dropped, then reality set in.
Rich and Kelsey: ''I'm a proud Pokemon fan right now.''
Charles Darwin: ''I'm about to end this man's whole -career- childhood.''
@no homo
They did: ''Only thing you are winning is your cousin's gene pool.''
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Mighty morphin Michael Vick I almost died holy shit the savagery
For those who don't understand the line:
Micheal vick is a football player that secretly would bet on dogs battling each other against their own will. Darwin relates this to the pokemon animated series
I feel like its impossible for someone like Ash to win in this type of matchup even if they had bars of the same caliber, which I don't think was the case this time around.
Charles' bars hit harder because they are about something very popular in today's culture or at the very least something most people are at least familiar with.
Like I think the TB and Scarlet Fever bar was the most brutal bar but somehow it still doesn't hit as hard as something like "Mighty Morphin Michael Vick" being an avid Pokemon fan.
It's not impossible given that most people think Hannibal Lecter destroyed Jack the Ripper. Ash should've taken advantage of his popularity to hit harder.
I don't know, that line about not being able to turn 11, when Ash has been 10 years old for 22 years was brutal, then that last line of harder than the wood Oak gave your mother? I'm not even sure there are enough Burn Heals in the game to fix that without the Missing No glitch.
@@jp3813 Your logic is baffling. So your expecting Ash to hit harder with bars that have nothing to do with Charles Darwin? The reason Hannibal Lectar won was because he was flipping bars back and because much like Hannibal Lectar said, Jack The Ripper was jacking off on the track. Likely due to limited amount of ammo Lloyd and Peter had for Hannibal Lectar. But ironically enough, you are saying that Ash should have rapped like Jack The Ripper and made more Pokemon references rather than take shots at Darwin and that would have helped him win. Astounding.
@@dominiccampbell181 Its subjective which is my whole point, I am partial to alliterations hence why I like that bar. But I was more comparing how even though the bar about his dead children and how they died was savage it doesnt hit as hard because his dead children and Charles Darwin as a whole isn't as popular as Pokemon to put it bluntly.
@@ImAviex Honestly, I don't think it was about popularity, but more about the differences between age and style.
If you think about it, aside from that last part about Darwin's kids, Ash's hardest shots were mostly funny type shots that someone his age would make that leaned towards burns of the Yo Mama... joke variety.
Darwin on the other hand, was hitting Ash with adult disses and references. His hardest shots at Ash were 'I'm coming for your soul' levels of meanness; like, this battle is over, you crossed a line and we have to fight now.
The phrase about Mike Vick is because he had parties for dog fights. Such as trainers battle in Pokémon.
Hey! Vic did his time.
"Do they got Pokemon on Xbox?"
I'm hella dead 😂💀
He's been out of touch with Pokemon for so long 😂😂
Yea it's definitely been a really long time I stopped paying attention a long time ago 🤦🏾♂️
Rich and Kelsey download Pokemon Go on your phone and start catching!
With Gen 8 literally starting next month, get a Switch 😅
@@israelchavez6975 Haha, I bought a Switch a few weeks ago just for that and Smash Bros.
Rich and Kelsey never
Origin of feces is a diss on Darwin's prolific books "The Origin of Species"
Take a drink every time Rich says "low-key".
Enjoy being drunk.
😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Doc Rich i can’t read this because I’m drunk
everyone always misses the ash ( evil dead) reference
Everyone I've watched missed Darwin mocking the traditional Pokemon intro with his first few lines, too. It's weird.
@@sentinel7672 ohhhh
I caught it damn what a burn
i know right makes no sense, they literally show it.
I figured that out thanks to bar breakdown reactors
Ash couldn't win, because grown man bars is something he has to deal with.
He was on his ass tho 🤣🤣
That look on your face at that Oak line bruh...I felt that in my soul. Cause we all know it was done.
I really think that this battle was really close until the end. Damn.
Galapago islands are from Darwin. That's where he studied.
And the boat he took there was "The Beagle."
Wasn’t their the Galapago island series in the anime? With Tracy I think
Volcan Brimstone oh yeah thanks I haven’t watched it in a while
The "your shit talking mouth is the origin of feces" line is a reference to Darwin's book "On the Origin of Species" where he discussed his research in evolution and natural selection.
*mighty morphine Michael vick*
jesus how many videos do you upload a day but keep it coming
I was also into the Pokemon cards growing up as well, dude. You're not the only one lol
The origin of feces line is about the book charles darwin wrote, the origin of species
3:48 Rich reacting to an ERB right after Chloraseptic
💯🤦🏾♂️😂
everyone says charles cooked ash, but I've always felt ashs gotta catch em all line hit WAY harder than anything darwin put out.
"But this should be fun/I get to catch the Ghost-type"
And now Ash has a Gengar.
Dude, did you just come out defending Michael Vick?
Imma guess you missed something there, love your videos otherwise!
He made up for hsi mistake man. He worked to get back from it. What he did was bad but i think he made up for what he did.
@@johnnygreenface4195 he did dog fighting. That's horrible and awful animal abuse. And ANY human being who would do that willingly to an animal is truly a sick individual.
I kept reloading my subs for the last few hours waiting for your erb reaction ;P thanks
You knew it was coming lol
@@docrich Haha I did just had to wait for the perfect time 😉
"Glitchy old man best left out at sea" - MISSINGNO glitch in Red and Blue
You still have that book with the cards? I keep mine to show them to my children one day. So many memories from my childhood ^^
This moment is when I realized Peter has 1 old man voice lol
His impression of Charles Darwin sounds nothing like his impression of Tolkien.
YES IT WAS RED AND BLUE AND THAT BROUGHT BACK SOOO MANY MEMORIES
Yellow had it as well, I wanna think it was just off Cinnabar Island, where you could catch Pokemon X, glitches everything up lol
Gen 1, talk to the old man who teaches you how to catch pokemon in vermillion city after, of course, he has his coffee. fly to cinnabar island, save, turn off power after the "s" is saving but before the second "." in the ellipse.now your 6th item slot is at 256 quantity, might be 254 quantity
the pikachu bar was what you thought it also meant, turn to “peek at you” bc he isn’t a big consideration so he only gets a glance
Dude.... "Mighty Morphin' Michael Vick"... It was just =DONE= right there.
I believe you missed that Ash's "origin of feces" line is a reference to Darwin's "Origin of species" which is aptly titled. It's one of his most famous works, and outlined much of what he's known for today, scientifically speaking.
I'm about to hit 27, and Pokemon is still in my life. Never to old to enjoy something you love.
Yes, it was a MissingNo reference "you´re a glitchy old man best left out at sea" - we find MissingNo surfing at Cinnabar´s Island coast.
There is a fiction story called Old Man and the Sea. It is weird and you could say glitchy as well.
It depends on the cards you have, the condition they are in, what set they are from. Some are expensive because of being highly sought after by collectors. The harder a specific card is to get, the more expensive it will be. Also some cards are expensive because of how good the are/were in the actual competitive card game.
Aye!
U gotta upgrade to the 3ds or switch
Real fans still play to this day imo
Didn’t even notice the way ash’s eye turns into the cartoon ash before he threw charazard I’ve spoken to the animation team that scene you went right past took almost two weeks to put in. I gave Ash this win. Most people don’t know enough about them both to weigh this battle. I would love to see Brian (Ash) please check the description and support him... battle Ash Williams from evil dead and army of darkness series
You should check those Pokémon cards, I just sold my childhood binder for 1800
If you want more Pokemon rap, check out Shofu.... He has a ton of them....
I think you can find missing no. at a part were water and land connect in pokemon red, blue, green, and yellow
Have to check out your react videos - I didn't know you did this ish
There was a glitch in the first pokemon games where you could experience a glitch after talking to an old man.
Rofl. That moment Rich realizes Ash died .😏😂Priceless
I just realized this whole thing was happening at a coast, possibly where MissingNo. spawns making this whole real battle a possibility and a referral to "glitchy old man"
pokemon and magic the gathering were my games of choice as a kid
Look at him looking around the room like he don't know exactly where them Pokémon cars are.
cant wait for the next erb vid!!!! Keep it up bro
You know Rich, here's something for you to check out a Pokemon rap battle against, Red and Ash!
Everybody loves these 3 characters: the Mouse, Young Bambi and Pikachu.
Ash was preaching
"When I need a week verse, I choose you" was a reference to the first episode, titled [Pikachu, I choose you]
Yes. It's missingno. Known as missing number. It a pokemon that once caught , will eventually destroy the entire game.
I never caught it. I used the glitch to get infinite rare candy to level up my squad.
The TB and scarlet fever gotta catch them all line was one of the most savage lines in erb history
It was a reference to Pokémon and a reference to the Galápagos Islands
2:28 my man sounded like Michael Rosen
The glitch of lavender town I believe?but hands down Darwin won.i love Pokemon but he got beat when Darwin pointed out the fact that they force the creatures to fight like dogs,that bar hit me hard in my animal living heart lol. Darwin was actually the first to discover that sleeping with your cousin is a bad thing too.im a little biased but Darwin actually did some ground breaking work.
I just realized "Reversed the first words of the church is also literally: "God created Earth" to "Earth created God"
It is one of the best selfpromoting lines in ERB. Dude took on the most powerfull organisation at that time in the world, and came out on top. He changed the worldview of almost the entire planet and all mayor religions.
Ass Ketchum, folks!
Mighty Morphing meant Mighty Morphing Power Rangers which Darwin called Ash a Michael Vick on steroids with animal cruelty which Michael Vick went to prison of dog fighting.
ERB: 3 Minutes videos :)
Literally every Reaction UA-camr: No....... 10 or 11 minutes!
Hell yes them cards worth something! The older the card, the more expensive
Man this brought back
Some pokemon cards are worth tons. it really depends on what can be used in tournaments and stuff, some cards sell for 1000, some 200$
Darwin was actually one of the first people to question if cousin incest wasnt a bad thing because his children were so sickly.
Please check out Death Battles Thanos vs Darkseid I think you will like it. And no pokemon cards dont cost as much as you think
4:52 Darwin is dabbing in the background.
darwin truly is the natural selection here.
Sorry bruh, I love ya big guy but Darwin was right: the real Ash has a boom stick and a chain saw. [shrug]
Ages late but important question, What is your favourite pokemon? Mine is Cubone!
Pffft. We were all at one point pokemon geeks. No worries rich :p
I'm glad I wasn't alone
Not all of us. But, there's no shame for your hobbies. You guys were playing Pokemon and I was playing D&D. We're all still geeks.
The unlimited item old man glitch in the og red and blue lol
Your Pokemon cards, Gotta catch em all!
Pokemon cards can be worth a lot if you still have an unopened box from the very first set it's worth thousands of dollars if you have a certain charazard it's worth thousands as well
Darwins intro was like Oak's in the GB games which was great.
An original holographic Chansey card is worth *BANK.* I think I saw one on Amazon for over 1k
Bro we all were some still like those games to this day i’m one of em 😂
I gave it to Ash cause I don't know shit about Pokemon. So Charles last line was lost to me. By your reaction though I guess it was one of the most savage ERB lines ever.
I will never leave Michael Vick alone.
1st edition charizard is worth serious coin if in good condition
_My research reversed the first words of the Church._
This bit alone is sooo *fire*
Glitchy old man best left at sea- missingno reference
The glitchy old man is missingno
PS! I Called that a Draw 3 months ago... But Seriously? Ash would be happy if Professor Oak was his Father... So really? That blow packed no punch. So really? I have to declare Ash the winner, All of Ashes lines struck paydirt
Pokemon cards can go between 8 to 250 dollars in good condition
How does a glorified “your mama is a whore” joke better than dissing about dead children. Good rebuttal sure, but the better diss in my opinion, absolutely not! Ash Wins!
I know it's not ERB but if you liked pokemon maybe you can watch Red vs Gold by Videogamerapbattles. It is very well made and not gonna spoil they really go at it.
I just got it the jigglypuff put people to sleep so he was saying Ash 1st line was putting him to sleep.
I have Team Rocket's R tattooed on my ankle!
Im a Pokemon fan too my favorite is Blastoise
You were the perfect one to review this rap
Wrong
I have over 15000 pokemon cards in my collection. About 100 if those cost more If sold than the other 14900.
8:12 doc rich pogchamp
Dude I can't believe you caught that Missingno reference!!
This is def one of my favorite. Lol def a Pokémon fan as a kid
Yeah. Pokemon cards can be worth several thousand. It's worth checking into
Pokémon fam! I had the binder too with them all in their categories and in order by hp 😂 I have a pikachu tattoo with him wearing Viking warrior attire lol
1:24 unless ur still a fan now then u liking it in ur childhood is null void
If it’s a phase then ur not a real fan
To be a fan Pokémon has to be ur life