Drunk Man Goes Completely Nuts When Reality Hits

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  • @CodeBlueCam
    @CodeBlueCam  2 місяці тому +179

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    • @LloydChugs
      @LloydChugs 2 місяці тому +13

      Great video again guys

    • @SOTMead
      @SOTMead 2 місяці тому +14

      Gotta say, your ad segues are on frickin point. I ignore ads but I can appreciate the effort put into weaving them into the video.

    • @deesprincess3508
      @deesprincess3508 2 місяці тому

      I can agree, I have premium so get pissed when I see ads in videos when I pay to not have ads at all. The way they toss them in there is a good idea! ​@@SOTMead

    • @Iamthelolrus
      @Iamthelolrus 2 місяці тому

      You may want to Google scentbird. The CEO is insane.

    • @EnlistedBombin
      @EnlistedBombin 2 місяці тому +5

      The TREX has risen! Omg I had to go back and look at Donuts old videos!

  • @emmjayy1313
    @emmjayy1313 2 місяці тому +7350

    This is the first time the guy in the back has gotten a chance to talk to a woman in YEARS

  • @1Luke.-
    @1Luke.- 2 місяці тому +9281

    That guy in the back seat is absolutely unbearable and I bet that's not just the alcohol talking, he's definitely like that sober.

    • @AI-dp3rd
      @AI-dp3rd 2 місяці тому

      He should be on a diet of knuckle sandwiches

    • @ShannonT78
      @ShannonT78 2 місяці тому +18

      @@annikaclark4843 So you know his wife personally?

    • @annikaclark4843
      @annikaclark4843 2 місяці тому +97

      @@ShannonT78 Wife is my sister lmfao

    • @staceylousherman
      @staceylousherman 2 місяці тому +452

      Yeah, so im stunned there are no women in the car enjoying a fun night out with these wonderful, well mannered and well dressed/groomed gentlemen.

    • @annikaclark4843
      @annikaclark4843 2 місяці тому

      @@staceylousherman he’s a drunk pos that makes his wife sit at home with 3 kids while he snorts meth and drinks alcohol all day.

  • @sullsosoto256
    @sullsosoto256 2 місяці тому +6873

    The dude in the passenger seat is definitely never talking to those other two ever again

    • @tygerfn8292
      @tygerfn8292 2 місяці тому +93

      Fr

    • @timothyhodge8302
      @timothyhodge8302 2 місяці тому +280

      Facts. I know I wouldn't. I'd be blocking them as they speak, lol.😂😂

    • @mathewdecorse5748
      @mathewdecorse5748 2 місяці тому +269

      Pops always told me "you are who your friends are"
      He definitely doesn't want to be either of those idiots 😅

    • @m0nstercarp513
      @m0nstercarp513 2 місяці тому +70

      @@mathewdecorse5748bro no lie, pops was right

    • @Hyperion21x
      @Hyperion21x 2 місяці тому

      You know damn well he was asking to get out of the car because he couldn't listen to the dipshit behind him drunkenly ramble anymore without losing his cool

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 27 днів тому +848

    I love when videos have the archetypes, 3 of them are here:
    - The combative one who's showing out and getting arrested.
    - The sarcastic street lawyer who can't shut his mouth.
    - The chill guy who's realizing how terrible his friends are.

    • @davepowell7168
      @davepowell7168 26 днів тому +22

      Succinctly grouped

    • @benparker2522
      @benparker2522 24 дні тому +11

      Haha, loved this comment

    • @Bbcolleen34
      @Bbcolleen34 22 дні тому +7

      You nailed that!

    • @hdmccart6735
      @hdmccart6735 19 днів тому +4

      Ha! Spot on friend

    • @Twigz11
      @Twigz11 17 днів тому +5

      The trifecta to achieve perfect balance of an arrest video 🧘‍♂

  • @Equipt00
    @Equipt00 2 місяці тому +4172

    dude in the backseat was just upset because he wasn't home to mod reddit

    • @tcapfan4190
      @tcapfan4190 2 місяці тому +106

      100% he plays a ukulele

    • @MADmosche
      @MADmosche 2 місяці тому

      @@tcapfan4190 don’t talk crap about skilled ukulele players, they can be awesome!

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 2 місяці тому +96

      @@tcapfan4190 And with himself...a lot.

    • @IanFiebigwi
      @IanFiebigwi 2 місяці тому +36

      That is hilarious, and I actually was a mod of the La Crosse Reddit!

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 2 місяці тому +75

      @@IanFiebigwi Now that's something I would never admit to anyone lol.

  • @Budini67
    @Budini67 2 місяці тому +4064

    The Irony of a guy screaming about the lives of children while also defending his drunk-driving buddy... It hurts my brain.

    • @TREVINparty
      @TREVINparty 2 місяці тому

      dude in the backseat likes kids so much i wouldn't be surprised if he's touched them

    • @MrWhitelightning73
      @MrWhitelightning73 2 місяці тому +86

      Field sobriety tests are a waste of everyone’s time and energy. Breathalyzer or arrest.

    • @matthewyeomans7106
      @matthewyeomans7106 2 місяці тому +8

      @@MrWhitelightning73 In spirit, sure, just cut to the chase. But the point of the tests are to bolster the case, it gives you video evidence of what a drunk jackass this guy is

    • @scoobydoo8498
      @scoobydoo8498 2 місяці тому +4

      Damn Jacob

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 2 місяці тому +83

      @@MrWhitelightning73 Breathalyzer doesn't pick up when someone is under the influence of drugs, as they often are, just alcohol. That's why the field sobriety tests are still used.

  • @Brad90977
    @Brad90977 2 місяці тому +3534

    Tubby in the backseat knows everything about nothing.

    • @madmichm.6455
      @madmichm.6455 2 місяці тому +50

      Right!! Tubby!! Bahahaha!!

    • @bitterbeauty711
      @bitterbeauty711 2 місяці тому +108

      Tubby in the backseat is way too fixated on children and abuse. Hummm, that raises questions imo

    • @mtthwpnn
      @mtthwpnn 2 місяці тому +18

      Theeeee philosoherrrrrrr
      You know so much about nothing at alllll 🤘🎼🎵

    • @leebeastmode824
      @leebeastmode824 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@mtthwpnn rip Chuck 🙏

    • @piper-vn7ic
      @piper-vn7ic 2 місяці тому +9

      Yeah apparently the driver doesn't know about the 5th amendment.

  • @hex.enigma
    @hex.enigma 24 дні тому +99

    "Children are dying." Uhhh... check this man's basement, please.

    • @Drew-mm9wt
      @Drew-mm9wt 6 днів тому +7

      Facts. Hes so fixated on children its actually very concerning😭

  • @BennyVibes
    @BennyVibes Місяць тому +2160

    That backseat passenger is everything people hate about people

    • @mollyram2997
      @mollyram2997 Місяць тому +65

      I rarely everrrr say this.. but I actually hate all of them.

    • @informanti
      @informanti Місяць тому +28

      Just the worst kind of person 😂

    • @bobbeezel2593
      @bobbeezel2593 Місяць тому +18

      Perfectly put 👍

    • @ownSystem
      @ownSystem Місяць тому +11

      Old hipster

    • @timosnorthshore
      @timosnorthshore Місяць тому +7

      It should have stayed at the ole fishin' hole.

  • @calschiff5825
    @calschiff5825 2 місяці тому +2956

    Faking an asthma attack minutes after begging to hit his vape is one of the best things I’ve seen on this channel

    • @TemperedMedia
      @TemperedMedia 2 місяці тому +123

      It's great how someone who "has an asthma attack" is capable of stopping on command to continue yelling at the cops for arresting him lol

    • @A.Girl.Has.No.Name.
      @A.Girl.Has.No.Name. 2 місяці тому +58

      I'd have asked him during his "asthma" attack if he wanted to hit his vape... and I bet ANYTHING that he'd have sat up and said yes.

    • @zaviernegron4607
      @zaviernegron4607 2 місяці тому +20

      Dude deserves an OSCAR FOR THAT FLAWLESS ACTING 😭🤌🏼

    • @pddaawwgg
      @pddaawwgg 2 місяці тому +13

      Nicotine is a helluva drug. I know first hand. It's like an adult teddy bear.

    • @chichi9851
      @chichi9851 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@pddaawwgg😂 my husband says "do you cuddle that vape at night? Is it yoyr BFF?"

  • @thelostone6981
    @thelostone6981 2 місяці тому +2493

    Someone who “cares” so much for kids SHOULD know that children are killed every year by drunk drivers AND THATS WHY WE HAVE LAWS AND OFFICERS STOPPING PEOPLE.

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 2 місяці тому +88

      🎯In 2022 280 children were killed by drunk drivers in the US.

    • @kimdoes32
      @kimdoes32 2 місяці тому +23

      This!!

    • @BACNandEGGS
      @BACNandEGGS 2 місяці тому +24

      That requires thought and parents to raise them again from the beginning

    • @JuanLopez-ts2ny
      @JuanLopez-ts2ny 2 місяці тому +40

      He cares nothing about kids. Guy is just a weirdo

    • @sieman78
      @sieman78 2 місяці тому

      Yeah he kept mentioning Alexavier Pedrin (yeah I looked it up because his dumba$$ kept repeating it)...the child's death had nothing to do with cops and everything to do with fkd up parents.

  • @rachelmoore1974
    @rachelmoore1974 28 днів тому +103

    So funny that as soon as Dillon's handcuffs were tight he was suddenly able to freely scream at the top of his lungs! He was miraculously healed from asthma!

  • @StinklBerry316
    @StinklBerry316 2 місяці тому +5518

    STFU was created just for that guy in the backseat.

    • @nonono5351
      @nonono5351 2 місяці тому +54

      Yes

    • @xtripsx11
      @xtripsx11 2 місяці тому +102

      I think I actually said that out loud when he talked

    • @kite47
      @kite47 2 місяці тому +50

      that and Scent Bird ads

    • @bullbutter9699
      @bullbutter9699 2 місяці тому +55

      and Karen, liberals and communists

    • @ErikZarins
      @ErikZarins 2 місяці тому +27

      I think Jacob got fired from InfoWars it seems haha

  • @joet2699
    @joet2699 Місяць тому +735

    That’s the longest that dude in the backseat has ever talked to a girl.

    • @cb9600
      @cb9600 Місяць тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @andybeans5790
      @andybeans5790 Місяць тому +3

      Cutting 😂

    • @shawandthemiddles
      @shawandthemiddles Місяць тому +3

      Bahahahhaha

    • @brumby6697
      @brumby6697 Місяць тому +4

      i noticed also his boyfriend in the front was getting jealous .

    • @cherylhayes1001
      @cherylhayes1001 Місяць тому +2

      Except for his Mommy😂well she may have run screaming into the night 😂

  • @ShawnMcLaughlin-re4jg
    @ShawnMcLaughlin-re4jg 2 місяці тому +4725

    Love how the neckbeard berates the officer for "paying his salary" with his tax dollars while being a county employee himself. The lack of self-awareness is staggering.

    • @Just.A.T-Rex
      @Just.A.T-Rex 2 місяці тому +195

      Right and cops pay taxes too😂

    • @Nba7yt
      @Nba7yt 2 місяці тому +91

      I highly doubt he’s a county employee, he probably works at a factory oss

    • @cammobunker
      @cammobunker 2 місяці тому +22

      @@Just.A.T-Rex As do-ironically-county employees.

    • @PsunnProductions
      @PsunnProductions 2 місяці тому +158

      He’s also got a weird fixation on children that should probably be investigated

    • @NittyGritty420
      @NittyGritty420 2 місяці тому +37

      Ridiculous when tax payers think they are the only ones that pay taxes 😂

  • @matthew6695
    @matthew6695 9 днів тому +21

    26:37 The Lt. “that’s not even our jurisdiction” , laughed out loud 😂

    • @smileyrenee
      @smileyrenee 2 дні тому

      that cracked me up too😂😂

  • @lordthistlewick5711
    @lordthistlewick5711 Місяць тому +473

    I feel bad for the passenger, having to sit there while Captain Reddit unleashes 30 years of virginity on the first female he’s ever talked to.

    • @italianmiltyfriedman6264
      @italianmiltyfriedman6264 29 днів тому +8

      🤣

    • @oxysz
      @oxysz 28 днів тому +11

      Captain Reddit 😂
      I was thinking the same thing about dude in passenger seat like oh man get me out of here

    • @sheagiesler
      @sheagiesler 27 днів тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @ColbyandEon
      @ColbyandEon 26 днів тому +1

      😂 😂 😂

    • @TinyVio-Lynn
      @TinyVio-Lynn 25 днів тому +2

      😂 I’m crying.

  • @mailroomplus7310
    @mailroomplus7310 2 місяці тому +2570

    Man, backseat virgin is WAY too hung up on children. Asking "do you care about kids?" over and over and over is super creepy.

    • @TheMainLead
      @TheMainLead 2 місяці тому +12

      If its made up yeah hes creepy. But if its real then no he is not creepy

    • @LivingForTMH
      @LivingForTMH 2 місяці тому +150

      He looks like a pdf

    • @davewhiteduck935
      @davewhiteduck935 2 місяці тому +81

      ​@TheMainLead it's creepy because he seems to have first hand knowledge. And it very obsessed with children

    • @pheniks0
      @pheniks0 2 місяці тому +15

      where the heart is full of, the mouth runs over ( or something like that )

    • @RolIinStoner420
      @RolIinStoner420 2 місяці тому +110

      @@LivingForTMH $1000 says he has a body length pillow with an Anime character on it

  • @erikalynn1981
    @erikalynn1981 2 місяці тому +2145

    I'm glad I'm not a cop. I would have gotten fired for tasing the backseat guy just because I felt like it.

  • @TomBulll
    @TomBulll 29 днів тому +52

    That guy in the back is like Peter Griffin from Family Guy,after drinking and behave like a child😅

    • @TillerG7
      @TillerG7 29 днів тому +2

      Peter has more integrity than that.

    • @TomBulll
      @TomBulll 29 днів тому +1

      @@TillerG7" kekekeke " you absolutely right😂🤣😂

  • @blakedurrant9399
    @blakedurrant9399 2 місяці тому +4922

    When the collective IQ of the vehicle is lower than the tire count.

    • @ohcrounches1989
      @ohcrounches1989 2 місяці тому +63

      Their ignorance was hilarious to me. Donut Operator would be laughing at this typical lacrosse behavior

    • @verarain9028
      @verarain9028 2 місяці тому +18

      lol 😂😂💯

    • @ECMann-dr1sb
      @ECMann-dr1sb 2 місяці тому +231

      The one guy in the trucker hat in the passenger seemed embarrassed by the other two so I’ll give him credit at least

    • @marvinkutta7044
      @marvinkutta7044 2 місяці тому +3

      @@ohcrounches1989 La Crosse C.U. is the best xD

    • @robertkay9871
      @robertkay9871 2 місяці тому +24

      Did anyone understand what the backseat passenger was talking about?

  • @lbabb0607
    @lbabb0607 Місяць тому +509

    The patience that these police officers showed was superhuman

    • @Thewatchinglad
      @Thewatchinglad Місяць тому +11

      The verbal abuse from criminals is pathetic insulting to logic ..no other job deals with such abuse like first responders.

    • @morsanbrorsan1
      @morsanbrorsan1 29 днів тому +9

      Oh for sure, I could never ever be a cop! This stop would have, for sure, ended that career 😡😤😅
      The backseat passenger is having the day of his life. Kinda gives the impression that he has never talked to a woman OR an officer ever before.
      These at least 2 "men" are such toddlers that I'm embarrassed for them. All they're missing's the bear spray and the flagpoles 🤢

    • @agf1700
      @agf1700 28 днів тому +2

      @@morsanbrorsan1You hit the nail on the head, EXACTLY.

    • @sharonblais3953
      @sharonblais3953 26 днів тому +2

      @@morsanbrorsan1 absolutely!!!💯

    • @JugSouthgate
      @JugSouthgate 26 днів тому +4

      There's a reason they're so patient. Besides being trained professionals, the LEOs know that the criminals are trying very hard to get them to lose their cool, and do something that will get their charges dismissed AND get them a big settlement.

  • @gramof5396
    @gramof5396 2 місяці тому +891

    The guy in the front seat is probably thinking, I should have gotten an Uber! 😂

    • @Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
      @Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 2 місяці тому +71

      Bro just seemed past embarrassed lmao

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 2 місяці тому +50

      Definitely needs new friends.

    • @cherryd9747
      @cherryd9747 2 місяці тому +11

      It was his car

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi Місяць тому +1

      What a twit Dillon is. I guess it’s not an asthma attack if he can scream.

    • @GhostRanger84
      @GhostRanger84 Місяць тому +11

      Yeah I wouldn’t talk to them again lmao

  • @FattyMateo
    @FattyMateo 24 дні тому +17

    The world's biggest toddler had the world's fakest asthma attack🤣

  • @kurtkaster5666
    @kurtkaster5666 2 місяці тому +1379

    These guys are one podcast from telling the cop they weren't driving, they were travelling.

    • @solarlass5807
      @solarlass5807 2 місяці тому +57

      Apparently, this is a sequel for Dillon. Perhaps on the release of his next film, he'll incorporate the sovereign citizen genre. Stay tuned.

    • @feefs2139
      @feefs2139 2 місяці тому +26

      I'm dying sounds so accurate 🤦🏾‍♀️ 😂😂😂😂

    • @gonelucid
      @gonelucid 2 місяці тому +10

      They are woke af 😂

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 2 місяці тому +14

      You're probably correct - Dillon will use the "travelling" rap to cover for his suspended license.

    • @8XSaintX8
      @8XSaintX8 2 місяці тому

      They are dooge maga

  • @JeffersonFrank756
    @JeffersonFrank756 Місяць тому +528

    The guy in the back seat is the type of guy who hates police. But calls them when someone punches him in the face for running his mouth.

    • @SwanSoup69
      @SwanSoup69 Місяць тому +8

      Exactly!

    • @mythicsin3083
      @mythicsin3083 Місяць тому +3

      Yep

    • @corbinhbucknerjr558
      @corbinhbucknerjr558 Місяць тому +9

      I don't get why the female cop just didn't put his flabby butt on "ignore" instead she kept on answering him.

    • @mythicsin3083
      @mythicsin3083 Місяць тому +3

      @@corbinhbucknerjr558 She should have

    • @tony9305
      @tony9305 Місяць тому +2

      I'll volunteer for the second part.

  • @45proteinconsumer
    @45proteinconsumer 2 місяці тому +1912

    lardass in the back is absolutely insufferable

    • @piper-vn7ic
      @piper-vn7ic 2 місяці тому

      Because he's asking hard questions to masonic frat boys?

    • @VoRLiN
      @VoRLiN 2 місяці тому +104

      These guys are 100% trump supporters 🤣

    • @Booze_Rooster
      @Booze_Rooster 2 місяці тому

      ​@@VoRLiN Yes, they probably are, as the majority of the citizens of this country are still wondering what Kamala's deal is. She was riding shotgun on the last four shitty years and has a vague plan she has failed to properly explain going into the future while ducking interviews.

    • @ClimptonDiddlehopper
      @ClimptonDiddlehopper 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@VoRLiNwe don't claim them. Just because one candidate is the better choice for a person's ideals over the other candidate doesn't mean they are supporters. If you only have 2 choices what else do you do? I never supported Trump but my other choices didn't line up with my ideals. I vote person not party. I was a Tulsi Gabbard supporter but your party railroaded her after she decimated who you "support" so does that make me a Trump supporter. I've never donated to him or the party he claims.

    • @mikeydude750
      @mikeydude750 2 місяці тому +1

      @@VoRLiN i could already tell by the sturgis american flag but "we want our government back" oh yeah he's definitely a magat

  • @srt5musik
    @srt5musik 11 днів тому +16

    I love when people randomly assume that parking the car magically makes all of their traffic violations and felonies go away 😂

    • @transexl
      @transexl 9 днів тому

      Never heard about that one, I'll put that to work in my advantage next time I get pulled over for sure

    • @reelmermaid8844
      @reelmermaid8844 День тому

      Or if they made it home.......

  • @NevaG2190
    @NevaG2190 2 місяці тому +2290

    "Infringement on our civil rights" = running a red light in front of a cop 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

    • @Skaiform
      @Skaiform 2 місяці тому +38

      Literally 1984

    • @hotpotato4027
      @hotpotato4027 2 місяці тому +33

      And driving on a suspended license!

    • @hotpotato4027
      @hotpotato4027 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Skaiform literally? How do you work that out?😂

    • @methebee
      @methebee 2 місяці тому +14

      He is a walking red flag

    • @LimuEmu420
      @LimuEmu420 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@hotpotato4027sarcasm....

  • @nasum187
    @nasum187 Місяць тому +349

    The moment the guy in the front passenger seat started talking I was instantly so thankful for hearing at least one normal and rational person speaking to the cops. 🙏🏻

    • @moegreen3870
      @moegreen3870 Місяць тому +10

      LOL same, i would buy that dude a beer xD

    • @jasontaverner391
      @jasontaverner391 Місяць тому +6

      We're judged by the company we keep.

    • @sarasweightlossjourney1432
      @sarasweightlossjourney1432 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@jasontaverner391well hopefully he's not keeping that company around him anymore

    • @ViolinAddict
      @ViolinAddict Місяць тому +3

      Dude needs some better friends

    • @thomasloney612
      @thomasloney612 Місяць тому

      I though that was Freddy Mercury.

  • @nikesneeze
    @nikesneeze 2 місяці тому +720

    As soon as the blob got out of the car and started running up to the officers, he should’ve been cuffed and arrested for interference.

    • @ph3nixrise
      @ph3nixrise 2 місяці тому +23

      Absolutely!

    • @AA-tv5gv
      @AA-tv5gv 2 місяці тому +40

      The blob! 😂

    • @BeamieYT
      @BeamieYT 2 місяці тому +30

      tubby mcannoyington? 😆

    • @lindacarlson6887
      @lindacarlson6887 2 місяці тому +5

      Yes ma’am

    • @ShouterOfSanity
      @ShouterOfSanity 2 місяці тому +22

      For better or worse WI officers are very permissive. A bit too permissive if you ask me. But if this was one of the FL videos he'd probably have been tackled as soon as he got out of the car.

  • @FattyMateo
    @FattyMateo 24 дні тому +21

    Dillon thinks he's so hard built like an ice cream cone🤣

  • @hughaskew6550
    @hughaskew6550 2 місяці тому +695

    People who fake medical problems in an effort to get out of an arrest should not only have to pay the ambulance bill but should be charged with making a false report.

    • @lisawatson9570
      @lisawatson9570 2 місяці тому +16

      I agree.

    • @Omni_Shambles
      @Omni_Shambles 2 місяці тому +1

      Damn! You guys have to pay for an ambulance? Wow. You really do live in a 3rd-world-toilet-nation. 🤡🤡🤡

    • @MisspEC
      @MisspEC 2 місяці тому +10

      I believe it is their bill until they are booked in jail

    • @slypear
      @slypear 2 місяці тому +1

      Good to learn!
      @@MisspEC

    • @RDnAC
      @RDnAC 2 місяці тому +12

      It’s offensive to people who really suffer with this actually.

  • @chucker625
    @chucker625 2 місяці тому +457

    I wanted to be a law enforcement officer when I was in high school. My dad told me I did not have the right temperament for the job. Every time I watch one of these videos I am reminded why I am thankful I listened to him.

    • @the.h.is.silent
      @the.h.is.silent Місяць тому +14

      Same. Same. 😅

    • @kristinafletcher2919
      @kristinafletcher2919 Місяць тому +29

      I wanted to be a lawyer. My mother told me I was too honest and couldn't lie well enough. She was a legal secretary. She knew what she was talking about.

    • @andysux1
      @andysux1 Місяць тому +15

      Yup. I don't have the patience for it. The fact cops can talk to morons and keep their cool is astonishing to me.

    • @supposedhumanmars
      @supposedhumanmars Місяць тому +10

      My dad was a cop and all us kids were told repeatedly not to go into law enforcement.
      Suffice to say none of us are cops.

    • @Nutnboujee
      @Nutnboujee Місяць тому

      That means he thought you were sane, intelligent, moral, non-aggressive and you know how to think properly!!! Good dad!!!!
      ps. You prolly have a generously sized peni$ as well!

  • @crd88918
    @crd88918 2 місяці тому +973

    the guy in the back seat is the ULTIMATE reddit neck beard jabroni, dear god

    • @RonSch123
      @RonSch123 2 місяці тому +34

      And according to him....our future! Glad I'm old.

    • @leena3465
      @leena3465 2 місяці тому +40

      lol I really think he was trying to woo her. Reddit told him to neg the ladies.

    • @Callie-joe07
      @Callie-joe07 2 місяці тому

      I'm calling him redneck yobbo because it says everything about him

    • @johnfreeman440
      @johnfreeman440 2 місяці тому

      I promise that dude has never seen a living, breathing vagina.

    • @mariannemabie9274
      @mariannemabie9274 2 місяці тому +3

      Help me out please. WTF is a jabroni?

  • @sentient_beanbag
    @sentient_beanbag 24 дні тому +18

    The asthma attack is giving big mouth bass out of water 😂

  • @GuadalupeGuacamole
    @GuadalupeGuacamole 2 місяці тому +546

    Drunk Dillon: 🤬🤬🤬
    Backseat SovCit : 🗣️🗣️
    Front passenger: 🤐

    • @codynichols7053
      @codynichols7053 2 місяці тому +30

      shotgun king

    • @faceless3239
      @faceless3239 2 місяці тому +72

      Front passenger guy definitely was rethinking who he hangs around the entire time

    • @tass2001
      @tass2001 2 місяці тому +4

      The mere fact of distrusting and disliking law enforcement doesn’t make someone a sovereign citizen.

    • @GuadalupeGuacamole
      @GuadalupeGuacamole 2 місяці тому +21

      @@tass2001 you must’ve not listened to the rhetoric you silly SovCit ☠️

    • @jdk353
      @jdk353 2 місяці тому +1

      The sense of entitlement here is thick.

  • @Applep1esandfrenchfr1es
    @Applep1esandfrenchfr1es 2 місяці тому +739

    Larry, the Cable Guy was the only man that did not cause any problems. He remained quiet from the front seat the whole time. Respect ✊🏾

    • @emekao502
      @emekao502 2 місяці тому +63

      Yeah he seems like a good dude. Was even apologizing for his drunk idiot “friends” hopefully he gets some better friends.

    • @matthewbesson5367
      @matthewbesson5367 2 місяці тому +28

      He thought through the situation and decided to show some restraint and poise.

    • @kahledblackman318
      @kahledblackman318 2 місяці тому

      He was too intoxicated to make clear sentences..lol 😆

    • @Tytanized
      @Tytanized 2 місяці тому +23

      Bro needs better friends

    • @nullnullnullvoid
      @nullnullnullvoid 2 місяці тому +24

      @@emekao502 to play devils advocate for him, a lot of times you dont realize how bad some people are until you see it happen. hearing about it from others can be dismissed, especially if all your interactions so far have been the opposite.

  • @dianejohnson26
    @dianejohnson26 2 місяці тому +318

    Amazing how his “asthma” resolved completely and he went from gasping to shouting profanities in a split second. Both of those men are wastes of space.

  • @patbarbe6962
    @patbarbe6962 28 днів тому +6

    The patience these officers exhibit here is amazing

  • @GraceH81
    @GraceH81 Місяць тому +277

    What an insufferable bunch of toddlers.

    • @Fooney1
      @Fooney1 Місяць тому +12

      The one guy was cool.

    • @annagitana1
      @annagitana1 Місяць тому

      Disgusting humans.

    • @danbehling7345
      @danbehling7345 28 днів тому +2

      And they all get to vote, great!

  • @christianbaughn199
    @christianbaughn199 2 місяці тому +990

    Spitting in someone's face as an offence on its own should carry a sentence of way longer than 11 days in jail.

    • @Brixster
      @Brixster 2 місяці тому +45

      He wasn't put in jail for that because the charge was dropped. It was probably for the other things, which makes your sentiment even better because an aggressive drunk driver was only imprisoned for 11 days.

    • @SuddenUpdraft
      @SuddenUpdraft 2 місяці тому

      Especially because of Covid which is still around. Not to mention other viruses and diseases. And, of course, the pure grossness of it.

    • @crushlogic
      @crushlogic 2 місяці тому +32

      Spitting on someone is a class 1 felony in Wisconsin. So yes, should be a long jail or prison sentence.

    • @PhantomCookie87
      @PhantomCookie87 2 місяці тому +18

      ​@@crushlogicYup, it's a bio hazard

    • @fishcreature2416
      @fishcreature2416 2 місяці тому +5

      @@BrixsterIf it was read in doesn’t that mean the victim still pressed for charges? So now he gets away with it?

  • @mikehlusak6727
    @mikehlusak6727 2 місяці тому +360

    Never wanted someone tased as much as these guys

  • @Airazor
    @Airazor 16 днів тому +2

    Throwback to the traffic light crash. Epic. The legend continues.

  • @victoriacyr5150
    @victoriacyr5150 2 місяці тому +637

    The guy in the backseat was such a douche and so rude for absolutely no reason. Despicable

    • @dd-Espana
      @dd-Espana 2 місяці тому

      DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? THE LAST TWO LUITENANTS AT MY HOUSE HAD TO TAKE A SHIT BEFORE THEY CAME THEN HE ORDERED A FUCKING BEAR CAT. 😂Did I understand this correctly lol

    • @pinheadlarry1327
      @pinheadlarry1327 2 місяці тому +30

      Dudes the definition of a liberal

    • @Fortunecookie47
      @Fortunecookie47 2 місяці тому +17

      Wish they cld have arrested him just for being so annoying and obnoxious. i bet it wasn’t just the alcohol. It was purely his warped personality.

    • @dannydubya9410
      @dannydubya9410 2 місяці тому

      ​@pinheadlarry1327 oh no buddy, those were the ramblings of an alt right loser who spends all his time on 4chan. They hate cops too

    • @Medipaul
      @Medipaul 2 місяці тому +50

      You’re trolling, right? He is every Trump fan I’ve ever met

  • @CherrillByrket-ko5cs
    @CherrillByrket-ko5cs Місяць тому +388

    His asthma attack was miraculous cured when he got distracted from his act. 😂

    • @martin-pz6ds
      @martin-pz6ds Місяць тому +4

      the mind-body connection is a mystery

    • @donnaburleson7097
      @donnaburleson7097 Місяць тому

      One thing about being a criminal if you're a man you can always act like a man if you're a lady you can act like a lady

    • @karlagarcia1851
      @karlagarcia1851 Місяць тому

      I respect their opinions but the way two of them went about it was a bit much

    • @karlagarcia1851
      @karlagarcia1851 Місяць тому

      You mean when he was mysteriously hurt oops 🙊 I mean shocked

    • @heatherwilliams2565
      @heatherwilliams2565 29 днів тому

      😂😂

  • @WillyGrippo
    @WillyGrippo 2 місяці тому +567

    Wisconsin has their own special brand of mouthy, know-it-all drunks. Mr. Tubby Backseat needs to catch some hands

    • @Austin.Kilgore
      @Austin.Kilgore 2 місяці тому +1

      lol backseat fatty sounded like such a looser… “So what’d ya guys get pulled over for?” “GoD kNoWs WhAt… iNfRiNgMeNtS oN OuR CiViL RiGhTs. 🤓👍”
      Edit: 5:40 Oh god, he’s getting worse… I now completely agree. Dudes needs cracked in the m outh

    • @simonlarge2052
      @simonlarge2052 2 місяці тому +43

      Yeah, acting sanctimonious about a child’s death but calling investigating drunk driving trivial! Guess what one of the most common causes of death for kids is in the US?

    • @V3racious3
      @V3racious3 2 місяці тому

      Your mum can catch some fists. Ask me how I know...

    • @cruisinguy6024
      @cruisinguy6024 2 місяці тому +3

      @@simonlarge2052oh I know, it’s firearms! Followed by motor vehicle collisions which has fallen significantly in recent decades thanks to modern safety whereas firearm deaths are rising.

    • @cruisinguy6024
      @cruisinguy6024 2 місяці тому +11

      You’re right, I’ve noticed that Wisconsin drunks are a whole thing on their own.

  • @shannondh83
    @shannondh83 8 днів тому +5

    I appreciate that the drunk back seat guy was taken home but I really wanted this to be a twofer arrest.

  • @jacobwestfield3164
    @jacobwestfield3164 2 місяці тому +944

    He’s literally wearing a wrist band for drinking that’s hilarious 🤣😂😂😂😂😂
    And then he tried to take it off like the cop wouldn’t notice half way through the arrest. 😂😂

    • @tcntad87
      @tcntad87 2 місяці тому +3

      No its not, i went to a small venue concert twice and got a wristbands, EVERYONE got a wristband

    • @beefsticklover6968
      @beefsticklover6968 2 місяці тому +20

      @@tcntad87 I also had the opposite where the drinking tents were the only ones doing wristbands

    • @boomnews815
      @boomnews815 2 місяці тому +53

      ​@@tcntad87The cops clearly said it's a button to get in and a wristband to buy booze.

    • @MikeHawkbaby
      @MikeHawkbaby 2 місяці тому +10

      @@boomnews815exactly lol and every event’s different buddy think the one concert he been to how they all go

    • @Mrshotshell
      @Mrshotshell 2 місяці тому +10

      @@tcntad87 You went to the same exact venue as these guys?
      It's not a universal standard

  • @jstmythots
    @jstmythots Місяць тому +283

    As someone with asthma, I can 100% say this is not how asthma works.😂
    And the guy in the back seat sure seems interested in children.

    • @Grawlix_Jungle
      @Grawlix_Jungle 21 день тому +8

      Bet he's a libertarian too

    • @odobenus159
      @odobenus159 19 днів тому +12

      @@Grawlix_Jungle Nah, we libertarians want a bit less government regulation for everyone.
      He wants NO government regulation. For himself and his friends. Because how very dare anyone stop his drunk driving buddy from killing the kids he "cares" so much about.

    • @NoTengoDinero69
      @NoTengoDinero69 18 днів тому +7

      He loves kids, candy, and every combination of them,

    • @cad0isk
      @cad0isk 13 днів тому +3

      immediately after begging for a hit of his vape too 😂😂

    • @tjlpurdy
      @tjlpurdy 7 днів тому +3

      ​@@odobenus159 1000%. Drunk driving kills so many innocent people.

  • @firstbradley3281
    @firstbradley3281 2 місяці тому +1089

    When your friend group has to rely on a felon to be the designated driver, you need to expand your friend group.

  • @Tenebrae87
    @Tenebrae87 22 дні тому +4

    I love how he is having some sort of breathing attack, and then sits up quickly and start screaming 😅

  • @aukrayn
    @aukrayn 2 місяці тому +542

    Guy with the angler hat is VERY verbal about about children endangerment for someone who looks exactly like a certain stereotype.

    • @pattilemonhouse7911
      @pattilemonhouse7911 2 місяці тому +28

      Exactly what I thought.

    • @Allworldallday
      @Allworldallday 2 місяці тому +27

      I wish we would later found out he owned a white van with tinted out windows

    • @Assorted-Moose-Nonsense
      @Assorted-Moose-Nonsense 2 місяці тому +20

      @@aukrayn Yeah he sure seems like he's on the register..

    • @WyldfireKeeper
      @WyldfireKeeper 2 місяці тому +23

      I can very easily imagine him playing a banjo at a playground.

    • @ihatespam2
      @ihatespam2 2 місяці тому

      Yet they are drunk driving!

  • @Gussi145
    @Gussi145 2 місяці тому +279

    “You don’t care about kids” says the guy that allows a drunk friend to drive…. Real smart

    • @buddyholly9269
      @buddyholly9269 Місяць тому +8

      This bearded reddit mod talks a little too much about children...
      That dude is a creep

  • @entheogenocide
    @entheogenocide 2 місяці тому +377

    Dude in the passenger seat needs some new friends. He seems like a good guy. Dylan and Jacob have 15 braincells between the two.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 місяці тому +6

      Dylan, Jacob, no Tristan?! 😂😂

    • @HEMI-MOMMA
      @HEMI-MOMMA 2 місяці тому +12

      You're giving them way too much credit.

    • @davelowets
      @davelowets 2 місяці тому

      YES

    • @cs1458
      @cs1458 2 місяці тому +15

      When he was tapping his hand on the windowsill during the reddit mod's rant, I think that's exactly what was going through his head 😂

    • @KyleRS877
      @KyleRS877 Місяць тому +2

      15 seems generous

  • @HotTakeAndy
    @HotTakeAndy 15 днів тому +2

    “Jacob, be quiet!” 😂😂😂

  • @chrisnotap
    @chrisnotap 2 місяці тому +333

    When back seat buddy said “I pay your wage” she should have said “Then I want a raise to continue dealing with you”

    • @RocketRocket-ce3ke
      @RocketRocket-ce3ke 2 місяці тому +10

      I doubt he can pay his rent.

    • @buddyholly9269
      @buddyholly9269 Місяць тому +3

      "How do you recognize M4GA-Trump3teer-Voters?"
      Furry Backseat Guy:

    • @patrickjames3148
      @patrickjames3148 Місяць тому

      ​@buddyholly9269 nah he is one of those woke soft democrats who vote for kamala because he believes all the lies she tells and will vote for her just because she is a woman. One of those weirdos

    • @dakotareid1566
      @dakotareid1566 Місяць тому +3

      Ironically enough he pays his own salary because he’s also a county employee

    • @JeffHill-rn5bx
      @JeffHill-rn5bx Місяць тому +2

      I carried a nickel in my shirt pocket for such occasions... 😃

  • @TheSimba86
    @TheSimba86 2 місяці тому +551

    ah yes, the classic "if i'm parked you can't pull me over" technique

    • @WyldfireKeeper
      @WyldfireKeeper 2 місяці тому +37

      It works nevery time.

    • @menikmati789
      @menikmati789 2 місяці тому +5

      Foiled again!

    • @SmilerORocker
      @SmilerORocker 2 місяці тому

      I've stopped using the following joke but as you say... a classic... so I say .... "... and they call the Irish stupid" 😂😂😂 👍🇮🇪

    • @MichaelJohnson-uy7gd
      @MichaelJohnson-uy7gd 2 місяці тому +3

      It’s actually worked quite a few times for me

    • @mariusvanc
      @mariusvanc 2 місяці тому +5

      Cops HATE this one trick!

  • @twig4590
    @twig4590 2 місяці тому +854

    The guy in the back seat spends a lot of time on reddit for sure.

    • @sue3032
      @sue3032 2 місяці тому +77

      And porn hub.

    •  2 місяці тому

      @@sue3032 Hey now, don't be demonizing PH, lol

    • @darklord9581
      @darklord9581 2 місяці тому +28

      He got a tinfoil cap under the bucket hat

    • @Assorted-Moose-Nonsense
      @Assorted-Moose-Nonsense 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@darklord9581
      It's defo made of tinfoil and painted camo. 😂

    • @jessebeeghly3608
      @jessebeeghly3608 2 місяці тому +19

      He’s got those internet muscles

  • @KTGHATS
    @KTGHATS Місяць тому +3

    His asthmatic symptoms went away fast 😂

  • @kimely9621
    @kimely9621 2 місяці тому +354

    How does spitting on an officer get DISMISSED?????? That is the most disgusting thing ever and should never be dropped

    • @johnanon6938
      @johnanon6938 2 місяці тому +23

      Dismissed and 1k bond for all those probations daym its like all the "judges" in Lacrosse Wisconsin are trying to make sure police officers get enough body cam footage daily to take over youtube.

    • @damagecontrol2424
      @damagecontrol2424 2 місяці тому +5

      I’m so mad!

    • @mike2339
      @mike2339 2 місяці тому +9

      Because they are white.

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 2 місяці тому

      @@mike2339 No, because blue states are removing that as a serious offense. It should be a serious offense because of diseases. Spitting at or biting an officer should be a felony, full-stop.

    • @AGirlHasNoName1.618
      @AGirlHasNoName1.618 2 місяці тому +14

      @@mike2339 BS..rather, prosecutors who don't want to do what they're paid to. Never would have happened in my State where it would be a criminal battery with a high bail and not a prayer of dismissal. You get what you vote for I suppose 🤷‍♀

  • @rhinnojr.1049
    @rhinnojr.1049 2 місяці тому +124

    Dude in the front seat is chill as hell he needs new friends. Id have a beer with him. He is the only one in the car with an self awareness.

    • @PurpleHaze_11
      @PurpleHaze_11 2 місяці тому +1

      Lmao😂

    • @megladon6
      @megladon6 2 місяці тому +7

      “I’m too drunk to drive but I have sober people coming to pick up the truck.”
      If only he had called those sober people first. He could’ve avoided this whole headache.

  • @Susan-cooks
    @Susan-cooks 2 місяці тому +735

    Backseat Bob is awfully worried about children for someone who doesn't have a chance in hell of procreating.

    • @glamdolly30
      @glamdolly30 2 місяці тому +14

      TRUTH! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @NBMonkey
      @NBMonkey 2 місяці тому +9

      Yup 😂

    • @who-_-Cares
      @who-_-Cares 2 місяці тому

      💯

    • @Invisible5723
      @Invisible5723 2 місяці тому +12

      Dude never gets any! He is that creepy friend

    • @deaconpoe5941
      @deaconpoe5941 2 місяці тому +10

      Let’s hope it never happens.

  • @Jackyll-x3o
    @Jackyll-x3o 21 день тому +14

    "I'm not an animal!"
    Literally spits at people💁🏻‍♀️

  • @TheJohnnyvegas22
    @TheJohnnyvegas22 2 місяці тому +213

    Making it onto Code Blue Cam is going to be the highlight of Dillon’s life.

    • @chevlife3311
      @chevlife3311 2 місяці тому +11

      His biggest accomplishment in life.

    • @annamariavalatka636
      @annamariavalatka636 2 місяці тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BOOMBILLY502
      @BOOMBILLY502 2 місяці тому +2

      Won’t be his first time either 😆

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 2 місяці тому +3

      @@BOOMBILLY502 It's not his first time. He is a bonefide La Crosse Universe recurring character now. The stuff of legends.

    • @keymaster8176
      @keymaster8176 2 місяці тому +1

      He is right there with Noah.

  • @CrJediKnight
    @CrJediKnight 2 місяці тому +512

    All of that, including his priors, and he only got a $1000 signature bond and 11 days in jail that was already served. At this point, the courts are to blame for why this guy is still a nuisance

    • @ChuckThree
      @ChuckThree 2 місяці тому +31

      Liberal appointed judges 🤷‍♂️

    • @ihatespam2
      @ihatespam2 2 місяці тому

      @@ChuckThreewhaaaaah! Maybe if you Repugs would use some of that money you keep giving back to the rich we would have space in jail for them.

    • @Fanciest-Hobo
      @Fanciest-Hobo 2 місяці тому +36

      And they dropped his felony charge. This man's attitude is the result of being let off the hook too much

    • @Blaxton9
      @Blaxton9 2 місяці тому +12

      Welcome to Wisconsin

    • @crushlogic
      @crushlogic 2 місяці тому

      Lacrosse, WI, has got to have the highest degenerate repeat offender population in the Midwest. And every one of them gets a minimum cash bail or signature bond.

  • @dant1983
    @dant1983 Місяць тому +91

    Cop: "look at my pen!". drunk guy: "I AM!!!" Cop: "no your not!. drunk guy: "I AM!!!". His friend: "Four score and seven years ago our father brought to this continent, a new nation....." This was so entertaining lmao.

  • @gorey4more837
    @gorey4more837 23 дні тому +4

    Dude's shirt is a BIG red flag.

  • @jamesmckay8663
    @jamesmckay8663 Місяць тому +197

    And this here, ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, is what a grown ass man-child looks like.😂😂 The dude in the passenger front seat is the only adult there.

  • @deejaydiabolic
    @deejaydiabolic Місяць тому +261

    Dude in the back definitely added a fever-dream vibe to the stop.

    • @jcasto7343
      @jcasto7343 29 днів тому +10

      Perfect analysis

    • @ls_812
      @ls_812 22 дні тому +5

      I bet his dad regrets the night he created the POS

  • @ericalcosiba
    @ericalcosiba 2 місяці тому +810

    Lacrosse needs a welfare check 😂

    • @SOTMead
      @SOTMead 2 місяці тому +41

      "This town needs an enema!"

    • @Kingnothing7x
      @Kingnothing7x 2 місяці тому +24

      Lacrosse...Lacrosse never changes

    • @ericalcosiba
      @ericalcosiba 2 місяці тому +7

      ​​@@Kingnothing7xyaaa and this tubby dude in the van is talking about the next gen or whatever lol

    • @mjd111
      @mjd111 2 місяці тому +7

      And really who cares if he works for lacrosse. Is that supposed to mean something. 😵‍💫 That poor Police Officer had to listen to his 💩 🤦

    • @realjosephanthony
      @realjosephanthony 2 місяці тому +14

      That place makes all of Florida seem like Disney.

  • @PaulDumas-e3n
    @PaulDumas-e3n 24 дні тому +2

    This Dillon is A COMPLETE WASTE OF EVERYTHING THAT MAKES A HUMAN A HUMAN. I give police so much credit, for having to deal with these total wastes.

  • @GrumpyMeow-Meow
    @GrumpyMeow-Meow 2 місяці тому +212

    As an asthmatic, I can say that is the funniest, most ridiculous, most laughable fake asthma attack ever! 😂😂😂

    • @user-kt6rf7dh6p
      @user-kt6rf7dh6p 2 місяці тому +19

      My son has asthma and I told him to watch because obviously he's been doing it wrong all these years. He laughed so hard!

    • @Aspire-23
      @Aspire-23 2 місяці тому +4

      Imagine the jail officers having to deal with this clown. Those poor workers.

    • @laz0rbra1n
      @laz0rbra1n 2 місяці тому +6

      he should be charged for the ambulance. other people need it.

    • @melodiem2408
      @melodiem2408 2 місяці тому +6

      It was horrifically acted! I’ve never heard an asthma attack sound like that. The scary part is that in reality, asthma attacks are often very quiet! 🥴

    • @s.p.e.2696
      @s.p.e.2696 2 місяці тому +2

      As an asthmatic woman…. 😂😂😂

  • @unapologeticallyb5068
    @unapologeticallyb5068 Місяць тому +93

    This might be the longest conversation that guy in the back has ever had with a woman in his life

  • @gwynluv5447
    @gwynluv5447 2 місяці тому +651

    Prosecutors need to STOP dropping the battery on LEO charges! It's infuriating. It also empowers these assholes to keep doing it. The prosecutor who made this plea deal needs to be fired and the judge who approved it needs to step down. This guy is a career criminal, he commits a felony and a few misdemeanors, a DUI, and only spends 11 days in jail and has to pay a few fines?!? That is why this society is so f-ed up. Nobody faces the consequences of their actions.

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 2 місяці тому

      That's the point. It makes it look like crime rates are dropping and also to dissolve American society from within. Look into how the Open Society and WEF are funding American soft on crime DAs and judges' campaigns. It's absolutely insane. When you here about violent people not being held accountable, almost 100% of the time... They're Soros funded

    • @spacerat111
      @spacerat111 2 місяці тому +28

      seriously. That shit alone has to discourage a lot of young people who *think* about joining the police from joining. Why bother if the public and the prosecutors are against you.

    • @debbie4503
      @debbie4503 2 місяці тому +5

      I 💯 Agree!

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica 2 місяці тому +9

      Yup. Does these prosecutors ever see the consequences of their stupid watching these videos? A DA in Michigan did something similar and got unseated last month by Deborah Davis. Shes fairly well known among the UA-cam sphere.

    • @valerierodger
      @valerierodger 2 місяці тому +4

      @@UnchainedAmerica she got elected? Awesome! She was a great prosecutor, was very fair and always did her best by the victims.

  • @bencavallero6776
    @bencavallero6776 Місяць тому +5

    I wonder if cops give people like this so many chances because they get a break from work conducting these pointless field sobriety tests. In new zealand i got pulled over and the first thing the cop did was give me a breathalyzer. I loved how quick and easy it was. Field sobriety test are pointless. We have breathalyzers. Why not use them. They aren't expensive and save officer's time.

    • @transexl
      @transexl 9 днів тому

      I got SO frustrated and angry whilst watching and kept thinking "These superhuman cops have to step SO carefully in order not to be sued or their case getting kicked out for some formality". The time and number of officers WASTED for some.... 😢

  • @LESLASLESLAS
    @LESLASLESLAS 2 місяці тому +82

    I hope the dude in the backseat is reading these comments.

    • @buddyholly9269
      @buddyholly9269 Місяць тому +13

      Sure he will, he is a reddit mod.
      Btw If you see this, stop talking about children all the time, you're creepy

  • @GinjaNinja77
    @GinjaNinja77 Місяць тому +127

    The back and forth between the guy taking sobriety tests and the airbag in the backseat is a brilliant piece of editing on OP’s part 👏

    • @transexl
      @transexl 9 днів тому

      Almost insufferable in its density, though❗😨

  • @devinhogan5493
    @devinhogan5493 Місяць тому +186

    The guy in the passenger seat actually seemed nice. He didn’t bug the police officers, just minded his own business and only asked questions that he needed to know for his car.

    • @solodad7999
      @solodad7999 Місяць тому +2

      Cause he doesn't want his car impounded.

    • @darthsmack7090
      @darthsmack7090 Місяць тому +2

      Because he had shit he needed to hide and he knew better than to draw attention to himself.

  • @noah297REALDEBATE
    @noah297REALDEBATE 20 днів тому +1

    When you pick up your friends from a concert and realize the speed limit is higher than your IQ 😂

  • @Steve-O187
    @Steve-O187 Місяць тому +67

    I just could not be a cop in this day and age. Dealing with these insufferable adult babies constantly would push me over the edge 🤯

  • @zenith3783
    @zenith3783 2 місяці тому +126

    Front seat passenger is the only guy who had any sense. You can tell he was reconsidering his friendship with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb here. Man decided he didn't wanna become the Third Stooge after all. And of course our ring leader was wearing a Sturgis shirt! I used to have to deal with people just like this way too much and decided my peace was more valuable.

    • @tbell7935
      @tbell7935 2 місяці тому

      @zenith3783 he quickly got on his phone and texted his folks to come get him and his vehicle with a sober driver, so much for hanging out with the fellas. He was over it.

  • @kikki1386
    @kikki1386 2 місяці тому +194

    These look like the kind of guys that call you a lesbian when you reject them at the bar

    • @Dracula926
      @Dracula926 2 місяці тому +6

      😂☠ 💀

    • @BryanBenoitPhoto
      @BryanBenoitPhoto Місяць тому +2

      There is a name for it… Incel

    • @Shaytan.666
      @Shaytan.666 Місяць тому +26

      And if you really are a lesbian and reject them, they will try to change your mind and say that you haven't found the right man yet and they will continue to harass you

    • @mrjesabi
      @mrjesabi Місяць тому

      I think the guy in back seat might be lesbian.

    • @KyleRS877
      @KyleRS877 Місяць тому +3

      Hahahahaha no kidding, I could totally see that

  • @BubblesNoSoap
    @BubblesNoSoap 17 днів тому +2

    "that's not even our jurisdiction" was #1 plot twist wtf 😭

  • @rickimaka3027
    @rickimaka3027 2 місяці тому +230

    The dude in the back seat is verbally abusing the woman officer he is a coward.....

    • @jonboll-LGM
      @jonboll-LGM 2 місяці тому

    • @BonyHawksToeSkater
      @BonyHawksToeSkater 2 місяці тому +3

      Is that what he was doing? I honestly can’t tell….sounded like some mush-mouth nonsense to me.

    • @saywhatKavs
      @saywhatKavs 2 місяці тому

      These guys are what you can expect from "Date Right Stuff" dating app. Misogyny is the way of the "Right" man...
      They left the bar alone; seems about right. No wonder they are so angry and childlike😂

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 2 місяці тому +5

      I don't have the patience for these types. I'd lose my job 😅

    • @Mark-uh4zd
      @Mark-uh4zd Місяць тому +6

      Well, he can’t get women so he probably hates them and blames them for not liking him. Classic incel

  • @bendalton5221
    @bendalton5221 2 місяці тому +435

    the dude with the floppy hat that thinks he knows so much is exactly what is wrong with this country

    • @darklord9581
      @darklord9581 2 місяці тому +21

      Aye man he’s the next generation and will lead our country to greatness 😂🤣

    • @bendalton5221
      @bendalton5221 2 місяці тому

      @@darklord9581 he will be arguing and defending cases in court in no time, a true stalwart of the legal system, we're lucky to have such experts

    • @nuhuh4564
      @nuhuh4564 2 місяці тому

      Sounds like some antifa boys

    • @justicierodelaliga
      @justicierodelaliga 2 місяці тому +4

      Yes, he and his friends are.

    • @NiskaMagnusson
      @NiskaMagnusson 2 місяці тому +15

      he's got an ego the size of wisconsin lol

  • @yasinsalehi8421
    @yasinsalehi8421 2 місяці тому +119

    The patience these police officers have is CRAZY

    • @doctoruttley
      @doctoruttley 2 місяці тому +2

      It’s dangerous.

    • @cd4498
      @cd4498 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@doctoruttley they should have had him in the car half hour ago

  • @headp3
    @headp3 7 днів тому +1

    My god at first glance at that thumbnail, i thought man what happened to Stiffler!!!😂😂😂

  • @booshmcfadden7638
    @booshmcfadden7638 2 місяці тому +236

    "Ok, only 6 more shots. I gotta be responsible as the designated driver."

  • @lisah1095
    @lisah1095 2 місяці тому +89

    Officers, you have my respect. You couldn't pay me enough to put up with these idiots!!

  • @cezarblack13
    @cezarblack13 Місяць тому +104

    The fact that he expected that the female cop was obligated to talk to him while they were waiting for the test to be done 🤦🏾‍♀

  • @eternitisRequiem
    @eternitisRequiem День тому +1

    Situations like this make me back the blue harder than I ever have before.
    So much respect, so many allowances from all angles.
    You had so many chances, I'm sorry man, but what did you expect after every single olive branch was offered to you?
    Best of luck, Dylan

  • @ErikZarins
    @ErikZarins 2 місяці тому +221

    - clicks video -
    Me: is it La Crosse, Wisconsin??
    Narrator: police were conducting routine patrol at a festival in La Crosse, Wisconsin.
    Me: *YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS*

    • @anthonyhack1164
      @anthonyhack1164 2 місяці тому +13

      I swear it's almost ALWAYS in Wisconsin.

    • @ErikZarins
      @ErikZarins 2 місяці тому +4

      @@anthonyhack1164 hey La Crosse is The Happiest Place on Earth!

    • @NachosBorealis
      @NachosBorealis Місяць тому +4

      ​@@anthonyhack1164that's because the channel owner is from LA Crosse

    • @craigsheffield6546
      @craigsheffield6546 Місяць тому +1

      Yes, it is La Crosse I'm sorry to say. We have to put up with that on a regular basis.

    • @ty7280
      @ty7280 Місяць тому

      I literally rolled my head back 😂

  • @ronnirides9705
    @ronnirides9705 2 місяці тому +420

    I guarantee that dude in the backseat wonders why he can’t get a gf and blames it on the “Chads”

    • @NeonGrn_Viking
      @NeonGrn_Viking 2 місяці тому

      Or his gf is a 12 yo hostage in his fun closet.

    • @benevivunt1256
      @benevivunt1256 2 місяці тому +21

      He probably consumes a bunch of red pill content and then regurgitates it when he argues with women on the internet 😂

    • @imonyourside8376
      @imonyourside8376 2 місяці тому

      You rang?

    • @Fwyd
      @Fwyd 2 місяці тому +11

      An incel if there ever was one.

    • @HereWashThis
      @HereWashThis Місяць тому

      Uhh…they don’t blame it on the Chads, silly.

  • @becauseentropy8646
    @becauseentropy8646 Місяць тому +60

    I’m only 10min in, but this is the best documentary about Neckbeards that I’ve ever seen. It’s fascinating that out in the wild, they behave the exact same way they do online.
    Idk what’s funnier, the BucketHatNeckBeard’s choice to woo the lady cop by reciting his most upvoted Reddit posts in non sequitur fashion, or his choice to act superior to everyone while looking like a 45 yr old toddler sitting in the BACKSEAT of the car by himself.
    The only thing better than this video, is the ENTIRE comment section…it’s comedy gold, I can’t believe how perfectly hilarious this is. Humiliation will hopefully deter the NeckBeards from doing this again.

    • @Synaptic_gap
      @Synaptic_gap Місяць тому

      Beards, in general, are long past their expiration date.

    • @BraydenBomb2006
      @BraydenBomb2006 Місяць тому

      I wanna be a neckbeard when I grow up

  • @SaintThree
    @SaintThree 20 днів тому +1

    “That’s where scent bird could help” ngl you be sliding those ads in smooth as hell lol

  • @BKHockeyTalk
    @BKHockeyTalk 2 місяці тому +137

    “Asthma attack” miraculously ends at 22:05. 😂 and he’s perfectly fine to yell and scream!

    • @09ChargerRT
      @09ChargerRT 2 місяці тому +2

      I see, hahahaha😂

    • @KatherineBerns
      @KatherineBerns 2 місяці тому +1

      And the response from the officer at 27:34 😂😂😂

    • @Oliviaandtrina
      @Oliviaandtrina 2 місяці тому +4

      It's always hysterical to see someone who's never had asthma fake an attack. Like so close buddy but no dice.

    • @Blackwolffe097
      @Blackwolffe097 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Oliviaandtrina
      Right!!?? 🤣
      I have asthma & I laughed when he did that

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 14 днів тому

      He was trying to call for help from his Bald Eagle family

  • @Daniel-gb9ex
    @Daniel-gb9ex 2 місяці тому +283

    That one dude seems to have a weird obsession with children

    • @sketchysketches381
      @sketchysketches381 2 місяці тому +21

      Guys like that watch too many videos about conspiracy theories. They pick up all these different tidbits they hear from other people and just run with it. They can't even regurgitate the stupid talking points back properly. He probably feels like he's talking to sheep when he explains this to people and they have no clue what the hell he's rambling about

    • @nancyslagleacts
      @nancyslagleacts 2 місяці тому +14

      Yeah, wtf was he babbling about with the whole “children died” thing? What happened, exactly?

    • @TheTragicClown6001
      @TheTragicClown6001 2 місяці тому

      @@nancyslagleactsseems to be alexavier Pedrin killed through neglect by a druggie mom. Seems backseat guy is concocting a theory that the police were somehow complicit

    • @djdsst
      @djdsst 2 місяці тому +2

      It's their constitutional right to run red lights.

    • @TheBoombooman
      @TheBoombooman 2 місяці тому +3

      Check his computer

  • @ThingerVal
    @ThingerVal Місяць тому +36

    “Children die bc of your badge” as he happily gets escorted to a bar by his hammered friend who is disregarding street lights