An Opening So Bad it Shouldn't Be Possible

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  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2025

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  • @compactinfinity
    @compactinfinity 16 днів тому +14

    I love how red doesn't wanna ally, and the comes in so confident after stacking and trading big, goes in to knock you out of the middle, and tryna take a cap, only to take a horrible cap, all after failing to see the white kill and letting it trade behind him. Like dude, not allying really hurts yourself if anyone lol. But if you do it at least proceed with caution.

  • @AuralEntropy
    @AuralEntropy 17 днів тому +24

    For Capital Conquest games players 5, 6 and 7 should get their respective +1, +2 and +3 when selecting their cap, not on their first turn. Would stop a lot of the stupid T1 cap slamming and eliminate some of the luck of the starting order limiting cap choices.

    • @DozierButler
      @DozierButler 16 днів тому +10

      Ssshhhh no good ideas allowed lol

    • @AuralEntropy
      @AuralEntropy 16 днів тому +7

      @@DozierButler Sorry. SMG, we need more over-priced avatars, dice and emotes!

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs 12 днів тому

      Damn, I didn't know we had 7 player games in Risk. Though yeah I 100% agree with this, especially on bigger maps where the first players start with like 8 troops, making it basically impossible for later players to cap on a 1 or 2 stack.

  • @MarkWiseTechno
    @MarkWiseTechno 16 днів тому +5

    Kylted Katchphrase Counter:
    Dude(s)/dude trade x1
    Baby boy
    Baby time/town
    Daddy time
    Doggy
    Doggy time/town
    Donkey style/time
    Mama town
    Ramdingle x1
    Rawdog
    What is this game?
    Taste it/taste the rainbow
    Reacharound Sally/sweeper
    Juicy/spicy/tasty meatball/boy/taco/tuna
    Fiesta/fiesta dogtown x1
    Kombo Katchphrases:
    Full on fiesta rawdog

  • @noneofyourbusiness4397
    @noneofyourbusiness4397 17 днів тому +27

    Let’s take a moment to appreciate that this guy singlehandedly made this map so popular

    • @TheGreatSpanishBaldwin
      @TheGreatSpanishBaldwin 17 днів тому +4

      And you’re saying this has been a positive change to the world?

    • @DozierButler
      @DozierButler 16 днів тому +4

      Clearly you haven’t seen his first game on this map where he says never again lol

    • @craigcombes
      @craigcombes 16 днів тому +1

      Bruhhh this was the first map pack I bought before I started to watch kylted, I love the zombies map pack

    • @parkerbond9400
      @parkerbond9400 16 днів тому +12

      Singlehandedly? Bro have you even watched Vampire Chicken?

    • @supravlieg
      @supravlieg 16 днів тому

      ​@@parkerbond9400my thoughts exactly. I assumed Kylted started playing this map because of VC.

  • @yitzhakspolter9551
    @yitzhakspolter9551 17 днів тому +10

    Starting with 12 troops locked behind blacks cap is crazy

    • @rpmotorwerks
      @rpmotorwerks 17 днів тому +5

      *15

    • @yitzhakspolter9551
      @yitzhakspolter9551 17 днів тому +1

      ​@rpmotorwerks wow, you're right! I was just looking at the two big 6 stacks

  • @tstep522
    @tstep522 16 днів тому +5

    I would have capped on one of the 6's above the black 7 because you would have 20 troops to address the Black players 12 after their open.

  • @james0908
    @james0908 16 днів тому +3

    Bros spent more time in Alcatraz than al Capone

  • @Primarch359
    @Primarch359 15 днів тому +1

    I feel like the most reasonable way to play that spawn is to cap on one of the corner 6s and manual blacks cap with the other two stacks.
    You just can't let players cap right next to TWO LARGE STACKS OF THE SAME PLAYER. You have to teach them the error of thier ways.

  • @nathanielbakelaar3836
    @nathanielbakelaar3836 16 днів тому +2

    I was hoping to see you finish with your sixes! Finally getting to put those troops to work!

  • @user-iv5hc7rj7k
    @user-iv5hc7rj7k 16 днів тому +3

    Can we respect black seeing 15 of your troops and said yeah thats a good cap choice

  • @kingbowser6824
    @kingbowser6824 16 днів тому +1

    What a start. Great job pulling the win out of that nonsense.

  • @NotKnafo
    @NotKnafo 16 днів тому +3

    yuckey spawn capping on one of the 6s is an option

  • @frankjrgensen2042
    @frankjrgensen2042 16 днів тому +1

    OMFG...when green killed blue he had NOTHING on his cap

  • @TheGreatSpanishBaldwin
    @TheGreatSpanishBaldwin 17 днів тому +4

    I had a funny feeling when blue accepted your alliance and you zero-reacted to him being off cap that something like this would happen. You know, if you didn’t play fog with alliances, you might not have looked like such a dumb-dumb 😂

  • @H4rbo
    @H4rbo 17 днів тому +2

    12 views in 3 minutes.. Kyle we gotta get these numbers up

  • @davidstears7037
    @davidstears7037 16 днів тому +1

    In this situation, I think you just cap on a 6 in the corner and roll black if he doesn't roll you first. Insanely bad luck.

  • @eja5799
    @eja5799 16 днів тому

    always a fun time with The Orange Show!

  • @wendestein9092
    @wendestein9092 14 днів тому +1

    the nonsense going on on this map is just amazing every time 👍

  • @DozierButler
    @DozierButler 16 днів тому +2

    Get subbed to this prison Dom for more videos and smash that like button bro!

  • @AuralEntropy
    @AuralEntropy 17 днів тому +2

    Alcatrash? Let's Go!

  • @Ottopielit
    @Ottopielit 12 днів тому +1

    Why would you put fog and alliances on at the same time? Uhhhhhh

  • @craigcombes
    @craigcombes 16 днів тому +1

    Kylted can you play some more pirates bay? I really enjoy that map.. I had a great zombies game on that map the other day blue who was a master held the plus 11 bonus from turn 2 so I managed to sneak myself a plus 5 which he'd broke by turn 5 he ended up stuck on one side of the map behind my 9 stack so he had to go through it to make a kill on the white player which he ended up failing by 1 troop because of my 9😂 I picked up the pieces finished white then continued to kill everyone but blue picking up like 10 cards in the process, I had blue trapped in the corner he started in, he left I finished him and cleared the board❤

    • @Kylted
      @Kylted  16 днів тому

      I do want to play it again soon. It's very luck based so its one of those maps I try to pull out when I am a bit ahead of schedule and can afford the time for a few attempts just in case

  • @VictoryNotVengeance
    @VictoryNotVengeance 16 днів тому +1

    Perfect example of why u play it out regardless of spawn.
    Fortunately the only reason you were able to succeed this game was the fact no one took out your little stack u were using to get cards in the middle of the board, allowing you to leave your cap open. May have had to play an off-cap game otherwise lol
    Green declining your alliance requests TWICE was cute tho 🤣🤣🤣

  • @beauxmitcham799
    @beauxmitcham799 16 днів тому +1

    That was a good gg

  • @97letsplayer
    @97letsplayer 16 днів тому +1

    Why is blacks name orange in the battle log and the profile thing on the side? Weird

    • @97letsplayer
      @97letsplayer 16 днів тому

      @ 2:28 16:49 for example

    • @Kylted
      @Kylted  16 днів тому +1

      something to do with steam. I think when you set your name on steam you can use html text for colors and stuff

  • @thomasenigma88
    @thomasenigma88 16 днів тому +1

    You know, I always disliked fog, even more so with alliances. But I appreciate your explanation on why you like it and I def understand the appeal.
    I think I just have simple bonobo brain and don't wanna think to hard so I stick to classic fixed. xD Cool thing about settings tho is that we can all play what we like.

    • @Kylted
      @Kylted  16 днів тому +1

      For sure! There are many different ways to enjoy the game. I just got sooo many of those comments telling me that I'm stupid because they negate each other so I might have come off a bit strong 🤣🤣

    • @thomasenigma88
      @thomasenigma88 16 днів тому +1

      @@Kylted Ha! You're good! The explanation was welcome! I just don't get why people complain about what settings someone else is playing. If someone wants fog will allies, fuck it. Let em do fog with allies lol.

  • @Jonnysh
    @Jonnysh 17 днів тому +1

    who needs 12 of their starting troops anyhow?

  • @LuizGCB
    @LuizGCB 17 днів тому +1

    YO!

  • @shago6684
    @shago6684 16 днів тому

    🤦‍♂️
    So frustrating when you don't pay attention

    • @shago6684
      @shago6684 16 днів тому

      Well at least your opponents were really bad