Girlfriend f@#%ing ruins your hair ASMR

[@No-uc6fg]

never let a girl touch your hair bros, that's how they got my homie Samson

[@C0Z3Y.]

Justice for Samson✊️✊️🗣🗣🗣

[@moonkennedy]

Not Samson 😭

[@featherhead2694]

Narrator: "Not content with taking the unfortunate soul's balls, she also robbed him of his hair, as well."

[@terriblyterrified8742]

she took our balls, now our hair... what will she take away from us poor seadogs next?

[@RemedyComics]

We cannot let this boatfailure out of the harbor for her and everyone else's safety.

[@skittlez7837]

She gave into the Valley girl side I see

[@kylemsguy_]

“You trust me, right?”
No, I don’t trust you…

[@MrFern5]

I read it as “girlfriend f@#%ing, ruins your hair” this makes much more sense

[@norad_clips]

Is this a coordinated wave of asmr parody shorts I’ve been seeing?

[@missfourthofjuly8002]

I was going to sleep and this randomly started playing and now wide-awake>:()

[@williamforbes6919]

Guess I'm wearing hats for a while

[@owlsoda]

time to return the favor ✂

[@terriblyterrified8742]

isa why cant i feel my hair ✂

[@senabonbon]

[@Uebagi]

True GFE

[@tetov1620]

She really turned into fred from courage the cowardly dog, enjoyed cutting hair a little too much

[@kageshinich.2048]

She had to share her experience I see.... Joke's on her, I already keep my hair super short. Near impossible to mess up.

[@phrenqthetenq]

My glorious locks...

[@theveryaveragegamer9865]

Don't you dare touch my hair, I spent so long growing it out.

[@masternest]

Omg I’d be laughing like crazy XD but meh I was gonna try the Saitama look eventually. But wait- I have a girlfriend!? Haha score 😎

[@Lycan_Winter]

🤨 Approved!😏

[@Yayachan1512]

Does this qualify as a girl failure moment?

[@lexnyx_]

WHAT.