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  • @icarus_falling
    @icarus_falling 2 роки тому +1122

    My grandad raised me. He was my role model. He died alone after not seeing me for months. At the same time boris was throwing parties.

    • @classicambo9781
      @classicambo9781 2 роки тому +79

      I am sorry for your loss.

    • @montgomery77
      @montgomery77 2 роки тому +108

      Take heart from the fact your grandad raised you properly, to consider your civic duty to those around you even in the worst of personal circumstances; whereas Boris and his colleagues were not. Don't be angry with the rules, be angry with the rule makers.

    • @annieeee1111
      @annieeee1111 2 роки тому +21

      I'm so sorry for your loss 😞

    • @nektekket852
      @nektekket852 2 роки тому +21

      So sorry for your loss.

    • @georgereeves8137
      @georgereeves8137 2 роки тому +17

      I’m sorry for your loss

  • @SNAFUferret
    @SNAFUferret 2 роки тому +1490

    THE JOHNSON DEFENCE:
    Although my client was wearing a balaclava and brought his own shotgun, he was unaware that he was attending a bank robbery.

    • @bloodfest8510
      @bloodfest8510 2 роки тому +15

      America

    • @Squi-A-tone
      @Squi-A-tone 2 роки тому +14

      America

    • @zaedenuk
      @zaedenuk 2 роки тому +64

      As he was working as a bank robber, he thought it was a 'work event'

    • @TititoDeBologay
      @TititoDeBologay 2 роки тому +7

      🤣spot on.

    • @SuzLa1
      @SuzLa1 2 роки тому +6

      English people tend to be gullible and believe anything politicians and Tory propaganda media say, even if reality says the opposite. Just so the country can stay USA lapdogs with an economy closely linked with USA banks/international bankers/war machine, encouraging people live in greed and debt.
      Like how people believed the ex Tory banker Farage wanted to leave the EU for the good of British people, when he was paying his foreign wife on tax payers expenses and hiding money in foreign tax havens. Then as soon as people voted to leave the EU he resigned, to leave people out the EU with Tories in power, who only work for a few rich people.
      Nobody remembers UKIP originated from the French born James Goldsmith, whose German Jewish family changed their name to sound British. Who thought politicians after Thatcher weren't doing enough to make the rest of the world hate Britain. From Ireland one side, Europe on the other side, and the rest of the UK to hate England.
      People thought if we left the EU there would be less immigrants, but now we've left the EU and become more of a USA lapdog, there are hardly any white people in English politics or the media, in a country most people are white. Morons chant the word lefty to mean multiculturalism, when the USA is the main promoter of multiculturalism, and the main lefty policies of north Europe and Scandinavia are free health care and university.
      Scotland luckily have devolution to give them more independent rights away from London, so they have politicians that counteract Tory policies. Scottish people now have free university and prescriptions, while England is nothing more than USA lapdog encouraging people to live in debt, with English students being £50,000 in debt.
      Scotland can look to a brighter future away from USA lapdog England, and they can be more like the rest of north Europe and Scandinavia, with politicians who work for the people and society, and less people use credit cards.

  • @diane4488
    @diane4488 2 роки тому +846

    It's really evil what they did to elderly people.
    Remember the retired nurse, and her family who were ARRESTED for trying to take her elderly mother, from a Care home, to take care of her, at home?
    Millions of elderly, sick, ill people went over a year, not seeing anyone they loved, or were related to.
    Have you any idea how vulnerable you are, in a care home, without relatives able to visit you for a few weeks, let alone a year!

    • @heididejongh5554
      @heididejongh5554 2 роки тому +28

      It's criminal.

    • @johnhall9250
      @johnhall9250 2 роки тому +12

      If the government was a corporation, Boris would be facing a charge of corporate manslaughter at the very least, it could even be homicide. Even his own party found that he was responsible for over 10K deaths with his advice, this make him the biggest mass murderer in modern history.

    • @lisawilliams3056
      @lisawilliams3056 2 роки тому +9

      My Mum, who had Alzheimers, was in exactly that position

    • @SuzLa1
      @SuzLa1 2 роки тому +9

      All the anti EU Tories lie and talk nonsense, but no media cares. Most of them are previously sacked from government or using Brexit as only way they can be in government.
      When Boris was foreign secretary he didn't know basic foreign policy history. The media made a massive fuss when he said a dumb unimportant comment on a TV show, but the media didn't care when he said on the same show that there wasn't a vote on the 2nd war against Iraq, when more Tory MPs had voted yes to it than other parties. That means he either puts on a clown act to get away with telling lies and the media is in with him. Or him and the media are stupid.
      Boris is a man who shacked up with his pregnant girlfriend in No 10, with a string of previous women he got pregnant and treated badly including his wife, he was still married to while living with the girlfriend, and USA citizen Murdoch owned Sun make him out to be a trustworthy man.
      Michael Gove said in Guardian Education that Labour were liars for saying Tories would get rid of EMA if they won the election, and then Tories did take away EMA when they won the election.
      Others, like ex Tory banker Nigel Farage who was paying his foreign wife on tax payers expenses and hiding money in tax havens, pretends he's nationalist, when he's a capitalist Tory who wants us closely linked with USA banks encouraging greed and debt. He resigned as soon as he talked people into voting to leave the EU, to leave us out the EU with Tories in power.
      Nigel Lawson who was Chancellor when the economy crashed in the early 90s after Tories did the opposite of Germany in the 80s by making millions unemployed, and left us an economy closely linked with USA banks encouraging people to live in debt, was recently advising Britain leave the EU, while he was applying to live in France.
      As an English person I'm jealous Scotland can leave the UK to become more like the rest of north Europe, with politicians who care about people and society. Devolution has already allowed Scotland to stop their students being £50,000 in debt like in England.

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 2 роки тому

      @@lisawilliams3056 and then she forgt a few moments later

  • @Rumym8
    @Rumym8 2 роки тому +187

    "police dont investiagte anything that happened a year ago"
    instantly thought of madeline mccan and the search that is still going like 10 years later

    • @JollyRogerTheDodger
      @JollyRogerTheDodger 2 роки тому +4

      Longer than 10 years...

    • @Rumym8
      @Rumym8 2 роки тому +15

      @@JollyRogerTheDodger exactly and how it aint obv the parents did it and how they aint been done for child neglect is just wow
      are they still searching for her?

    • @sorryg4352
      @sorryg4352 2 роки тому +8

      @@Rumym8 she's a little white girl.

    • @christopherbate6248
      @christopherbate6248 2 роки тому +4

      @@Rumym8 I think that they should have been prosecuted for negligence for abandoning their child to go out and drink that’s what should have happened if the story the Mcanns put out is the truth . In a way as a parent myself losing a child seems like enough of a punishment and mental torture of its own . What I despise is how they have lived off the handouts and book deals riding the wave for the story.
      Something is not right with the whole thing possibly they sold her off to some kind of illuminati satanic pedo cult for a ritual sacrifice/murder and receive immunity from high ranking officials in government .
      Did the police just fail to investigate properly and cover up their own negligence ? Allowing the parents to get away with their neglect .
      Could it have been an accident and Gerri dumped the body in the sea and the fishes ate maddi ?
      Maybe it was just a case of abduction and a mistake that even a caring parent could have made and in hindsight regret ?
      I think they sold her off to a cult and they sacrificed her then drank her blood .
      Gerri McCann is a bad liar his face tells a different story to his version of events.
      What’s the verdict people ??

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 роки тому +2

      Or the Virginia Guiffre case against Prince Rapist (21 years ago)

  • @score-crazyca
    @score-crazyca 2 роки тому +43

    One man has united his nation through the pandemic, his name is Russell Howard.
    SIR YOU ARE A CREDIT TO THE WORLD!! 👍

    • @zibbezabba2491
      @zibbezabba2491 2 роки тому

      He's the most unfunny (comedian?) I ever heard in my life.

    • @1nfinitune533
      @1nfinitune533 2 роки тому +1

      Clearly you haven't seen his Good News stuff

    • @QuestNation3221
      @QuestNation3221 2 роки тому +1

      @@zibbezabba2491 That award goes to Mr Kumar.

  • @markreece7827
    @markreece7827 2 роки тому +1305

    This man of excellence should get the title “the peoples comedian.” He says what we think…….

    • @ckleanth
      @ckleanth 2 роки тому +20

      Russell and Jonathan Pie 👍😂

    • @baldeepbirak
      @baldeepbirak 2 роки тому +2

      Russel Howard and Ruddle Kane

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 2 роки тому +15

      I do hope russell got some comedy awards

    • @ChocoLater1
      @ChocoLater1 2 роки тому +9

      Everyone should say what they think

    • @crabsy6452
      @crabsy6452 2 роки тому +14

      He is just like me but mentally stable

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean 2 роки тому +633

    There are a lot of reasons I don’t like Boris Johnson from the racism, to the constant lying, to the fact he looks like a failed clone of himself… but this takes the cake.

    • @bradleysmith9352
      @bradleysmith9352 2 роки тому +42

      Failed Clone of Trump more like

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 2 роки тому +33

      They look like failed clones of each other

    • @Kerbal_fever
      @Kerbal_fever 2 роки тому +5

      Michael Fabricant is another one of the failed clones.

    • @davidfattore
      @davidfattore 2 роки тому +20

      Personal Opinion from an Aussie: I reckon Boris is so dense that he probably wouldn't even realise that Russell is taking the piss, he'd probably just see this as good press.

    • @ChimpManZ1264
      @ChimpManZ1264 2 роки тому +3

      When was he racist?

  • @franisthebest1234
    @franisthebest1234 2 роки тому +203

    I saw someone talking about how they couldn’t even go visit their terminally ill son in hospital because of Covid, and yet boris is doing this. It’s a piss take.

    • @SuzLa1
      @SuzLa1 2 роки тому +3

      Anti EU Tories are the same as Thatcher, when she didn't like the EU preventing Tories mistreating British people, because of the EU saying workers should have enough breaks and genetically modified ingredients should be labelled on food.
      Then the secret service whistle blower David Shayler told how Thatcher was using British money to fund Al Qaeda in Libya against Gaddafi. A country people didn't pay household bills, while more old British people were dying of the cold than before Tories stole and sold off public owned energy. It wasn't until later that Labour introduced cold weather payments to help stop old people dying.
      It might not seem a nice idea for the UK to split up, but England is run by the international bankers who need our economy to stay closely linked with USA banks, encouraging everybody to live in greed and debt. It has become worse since the 1980s when Tories did the opposite of Germany, by treating workers like dirt, making millions of people unemployed, and left us an economy based on little else but encourage everybody to live in debt, for our economy to crash by the early 90s when many couldn't pay back the debts, and crashes every few years since after the USA. Then Tories use the crashes as an excuse to make anybody suffer not any use at being a slave for the upper classes, bankers and Tory tax dodging donors.
      Don't expect our media to point out the truth, trying to get idiots to get all nationalist over fishing while we have the biggest differences between rich and poor and worst pensions in north Europe. What media has bothered to remind our people that our own government funded Islamic extremists in Libya, after our own people were shot in Tunisia and Manchester by Libyan extremists? England is full of Sun reading idiots who call others lefties as an insult, while they expect everybody else to pay for their children and cheer on the NHS, not realising the NHS is a lefty idea. Because they heard some Americans online using a tern to insult multiculturalism, when the USA and other capitalist countries promote multiculturalism more than any lefty country.
      How asleep do you have to be to keep voting in governments that cause university students to be £50,000 in debt, while it's free in Scotland?
      If the UK all split up, the international bankers/war machine wouldn't see us as any use at being a USA lapdog, and might go away to the USA, and English people will see how Scottish politicians look after their people like the rest of north Europe and Scandinavia, and want to be the same. That's if it isn't too late and English people aren't dumbed down beyond help.

    • @johnreed9932
      @johnreed9932 2 роки тому +7

      My dad had 2 heart attacks and i couldn't visit him either time! Should have told them it was a work event i guess, my bad.

    • @amateurs7814
      @amateurs7814 2 роки тому +2

      This isn't rare. Wait until you find out what else they've been up to

  • @ezatron9766
    @ezatron9766 2 роки тому +233

    It's nice to see a comedian using his art to express how fed up he is with our current prime minister

    • @goawayleavemealone2880
      @goawayleavemealone2880 2 роки тому +1

      Yes... he has as much edge as a butter knife.

    • @kevinparker461
      @kevinparker461 2 роки тому +1

      Comedian?, that's pushing it!, & i wouldn't trust him reading an auto cue correctly!!

    • @andyrogers7704
      @andyrogers7704 2 роки тому

      Seems we have a few Tory supporters in this thread that enjoy being shit on on a regular basis

    • @a.m.gnovember151
      @a.m.gnovember151 2 роки тому

      @@kevinparker461 Who do you think writes the scripts? Comedy writers dummy xD

  • @christianfrost8660
    @christianfrost8660 2 роки тому +40

    All those times Boris said that the party was a work event, how was it that no-one asked him, "Is it normal practice for you to be drunk at a business meeting, Prime Minister?"

    • @alkaholic4848
      @alkaholic4848 2 роки тому

      All parliament are usually drunk aren't they?

    • @christianfrost8660
      @christianfrost8660 2 роки тому

      @@alkaholic4848 No there's one MP, can't remember which specifically that is allowed to drink the rest no.

  • @skycityskate4536
    @skycityskate4536 2 роки тому +280

    Man's been an ongoing meltdown for years, how he's not been forced out by now is mind boggling.

    • @adamchaplin9702
      @adamchaplin9702 2 роки тому +15

      The british government is not known for making Sound and Rational decisions.

    • @JayJay5244
      @JayJay5244 2 роки тому +4

      He’s not going anywhere.

    • @2thinkcritically
      @2thinkcritically 2 роки тому +13

      They won't get rid of him until just before the next election. He's the get -out-of-jail card for everything this government does wrong. Worse still, they'll probably then win that election and carry on r*ping this country as before.

    • @GreenJimll
      @GreenJimll 2 роки тому +6

      That's a bit harsh... I think Russell is pretty good still.

    • @kaiberberich1
      @kaiberberich1 2 роки тому +3

      @@GreenJimll - was wondering if someone was going to head down that road... and you didn't disappoint 😂

  • @_____alyptic
    @_____alyptic 2 роки тому +128

    "The police don't usually investigate things that have happened in the past."
    "Crimes that have Happened."

    • @_____alyptic
      @_____alyptic 2 роки тому +7

      Talk about being "rat-arsed" off of wine & cheese 🧀👀
      That's how you know they're posh lol 😂

    • @Hession0Drasha
      @Hession0Drasha 2 роки тому +8

      Crimes that weren't commited by the plebs, he means.

  • @omarhussain9864
    @omarhussain9864 2 роки тому +355

    Boris is type of person who doesn’t realise that they are at a party

    • @jorgegomez524
      @jorgegomez524 2 роки тому +24

      He’s always been at a party. The world has been a party to him.

    • @Gunni1972
      @Gunni1972 2 роки тому +7

      @@jorgegomez524 His Bullingdon Club Initiation Party involved Peppa Pig?

    • @FacheChanteDeux
      @FacheChanteDeux 2 роки тому +3

      He is a Looooooser with a capital L! What a freak.

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 2 роки тому

      @@Gunni1972 oh that's not a thought I can get out of my head now

  • @matthewwilliamson6343
    @matthewwilliamson6343 2 роки тому +602

    Really wish Russell Howard could do the news all the time, in his own way and being allowed to swear. It would be absolutely hilarious and enlightening to see 😂👏

    • @LieutenantDanz
      @LieutenantDanz 2 роки тому +6

      It wouldn't be his own way, he's already afraid to joke on the WOKE crap that's going on in society. And shaming unvaccinated people by practically calling them idiots......great material.

    • @fishmud3264
      @fishmud3264 2 роки тому +5

      He's full of 💩

    • @missmayflower
      @missmayflower 2 роки тому +2

      He does.

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 2 роки тому +6

      @@LieutenantDanz Shut up!

    • @superblackbirdrider
      @superblackbirdrider 2 роки тому +4

      @@LieutenantDanz well, if the cap fits 😉

  • @volvoheadgasket
    @volvoheadgasket 2 роки тому +188

    nice one russell ..... we need to unite and get rid of these corrupt politicians

    • @andydudley1775
      @andydudley1775 2 роки тому +2

      i doubt i could bring myself to unite to save people who are prepared to fuck us over first chance they get . so they can vote to starve children .i rather we started deporting these tory to what ever off shore back account country they prefere to invest there money in.and live off that country tax free so how long that lasts

    • @LieutenantDanz
      @LieutenantDanz 2 роки тому +5

      No Russel is a sellout. Shaming unvaccinated people in his Netflix show. No thanks

    • @gerarduspoppel2831
      @gerarduspoppel2831 2 роки тому

      Than go vote next time😂

    • @plaguemaster308
      @plaguemaster308 2 роки тому +2

      @@LieutenantDanz Could you provide the context of this 'shaming unvaccinated people'?

    • @LieutenantDanz
      @LieutenantDanz 2 роки тому

      @@plaguemaster308 I can't really be bothered, but I will say this. Him and a few other comedians (mainly on Netflix) are making it look like unvaccinated people are idiotic, uneducated chavs. I've yet to witness comedians to joke on the "WOKE" madness, but nope, they target the unvaccinated. They have good motive by using their platform in doing this because they know most of the people who buy tickets for the shows are required to be vaccinated? Or their being payed to say that to encourage more people to have the vax if they see their favourite comedian has had the vax also. All decent motive.

  • @joeogle7729
    @joeogle7729 2 роки тому +65

    "the point of an inquiry is to find no evidence" - Sir Humphrey Appleby, Yes Prime Minister

  • @brianthesnail3815
    @brianthesnail3815 2 роки тому +299

    On a serious note, what's really compelling about this is that when you put all the different denials and excuses in a timeline of short clips its much easier to see the pattern. Spread over days and weeks its harder to follow and recall what was previously offered as an explanation. Its so obvious what has really been going on. Plus its a very funny take on the whole sorry mess.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому +3

      None of my bastard neighbours bothered to follow the lockdown, they too had parties with dozens of people around and visited friends and family and nobody gave a toss

    • @Pyladin
      @Pyladin 2 роки тому +8

      @@SamuelBlack84 Doesn't change the facts about legality. What we have here, are people who made the laws themselves, but it seems they didn't follow them. Maybe I'm just a crazy person, but I expect more from the lawmakers.

    • @almostanengineer
      @almostanengineer 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pyladin were they actually laws?

    • @Pyladin
      @Pyladin 2 роки тому +4

      @@almostanengineer yes

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 2 роки тому +3

      @@SamuelBlack84 well then it seems that your neighbours were no more responsible than the government, which is basically the point.

  • @tman5634
    @tman5634 2 роки тому +183

    You're humorous yet frank assesment of Bojo the buffoon & his fellow numpties is 100% bang on Russell.

  • @thelilacbutterflyflower
    @thelilacbutterflyflower 2 роки тому +30

    Working in elderly care and seeing the effects of self isolation on the clients and their families I can't like this enough.

  • @helga__13
    @helga__13 2 роки тому +22

    When he resigns me and my family are going to have a 'business meeting'

  • @corpseisaiah8595
    @corpseisaiah8595 2 роки тому +20

    "it's murder not milk"
    -i cant 😂😂

  • @kathybrandt6060
    @kathybrandt6060 2 роки тому +44

    Hello, living in America I feel your pain. Don’t forget we had Trump…..

    • @k.j.hulander2204
      @k.j.hulander2204 2 роки тому +14

      Don’t worry, no one forgot the disastrous Trump fiasco… but did you have to replace him with a senile war monger?

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 2 роки тому +3

      @@k.j.hulander2204 Yess, Pollypollypolly, what a nice bird you are!

  • @elizabethboone3724
    @elizabethboone3724 2 роки тому +53

    And meanwhile I had to postpone my wedding twice and attend 2 very important funerals either completly outside or with limited socially distanced numbers inside, I can tell you now the last thing greif needs is social distance, He cannot be allowed to get away with it , in a way I'm glad people can finally see him for what he is , I only hope we can finally get rid of him and his colleagues.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому +1

      My whole existence is the same lockdown or no lockdown. I don't have the luxury of other people

    • @elizabethboone3724
      @elizabethboone3724 2 роки тому +2

      @@SamuelBlack84 luxury ? All pain is relative mate yours doesn't lessen anyone else's and vise versa.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому

      @@elizabethboone3724 Which means I have equal right to voice my pain

    • @musicbyella3769
      @musicbyella3769 2 роки тому +3

      @@SamuelBlack84 not the place though, is it?

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому

      @@musicbyella3769 Tough

  • @WaddenSeaSiren
    @WaddenSeaSiren 2 роки тому +69

    2:12 Beautifully evaded that Andrew libel case there, Russell.

    • @adamchaplin9702
      @adamchaplin9702 2 роки тому +4

      Not libel if its truth

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 роки тому

      @Pierre In that's not the way law works either. If you prove it is true in the lawsuit...?

  • @leannegrace3937
    @leannegrace3937 2 роки тому +70

    Sadly the police can't even investigate their own crimes.🤔

  • @evanhanley6437
    @evanhanley6437 2 роки тому +126

    I love how he pokes fun at Boris Johnson. Absolutely brilliant!

    • @dreddlockz8364
      @dreddlockz8364 2 роки тому +4

      What a robotic thing to say

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 роки тому +3

      “Pokes fun”? Dude, it was friggin’ _acupressure._

    • @BradleyParrisFM
      @BradleyParrisFM 2 роки тому +3

      @@vanbalzup6481 wow, you typed so much yet said so little…

    • @danlofc5134
      @danlofc5134 2 роки тому

      @@vanbalzup6481 yould could of shortened your little story into 1 sentence

    • @BradleyParrisFM
      @BradleyParrisFM 2 роки тому +2

      @@vanbalzup6481 honestly mate, do something worthwhile and quit crying in UA-cam comment. Take a walk, go shopping, have a wank. Do something more interesting.

  • @davinamissick6780
    @davinamissick6780 2 роки тому +2

    Takes the piss .My friend got fined for putting Xmas presents on a door.....!

  • @simonb6306
    @simonb6306 2 роки тому +9

    Don’t forget that police were there too. So we have a situation where they kicked down doors to arrest people in one house while in another they stood guard.

  • @challenger2031
    @challenger2031 2 роки тому +3

    When you look at the sacrifices so many of us made during lock down, loved ones being isolated such as my grandma who is frail after having lost her husband, was finding being on her own difficult and what does our useless number 10 do, blatantly hide the truth from the public. The public whom he is supposed to be protecting and entrusting his leadership.

  • @siikliidii3380
    @siikliidii3380 2 роки тому +72

    it’s really disappointing to see the British public lose patience with him over a party and not the almost daily lies and scandals ie the “new hospitals”

    • @TheRealHussla96
      @TheRealHussla96 2 роки тому

      This stuff been happening for years it just got to the limelight now that's all lol 😂🤦‍♂️

    • @echiko4932
      @echiko4932 2 роки тому +6

      I think it's because he broke his own law. That's next level what the hell.

    • @liams1991
      @liams1991 2 роки тому +1

      Because even the previously oblivious can't miss these blatent lies.

    • @gedjones5977
      @gedjones5977 2 роки тому +4

      Oh I do hope you’re not American because if you are, that was the most hypocritical thing I’ve ever seen.

    • @dracotias
      @dracotias 2 роки тому +1

      Because normally we have zero expectations that promises will actually happen so when they don't it's just another Tuesday
      But when shit like this happens it's just a piss take

  • @margaretsmist7140
    @margaretsmist7140 2 роки тому +15

    Can’t believe this guy is still in office - throw him out - we didn’t and look what happened!! When they lie about so many things and get impeached but the party still defends him …? Love, from the USA 🇺🇸

  • @HandmadeByTasha13
    @HandmadeByTasha13 2 роки тому +20

    "Oh, fuck off" I love how he just says what I'm thinking 😂

  • @xtheamazingax
    @xtheamazingax 2 роки тому +80

    Damn right. He can't escape these shenanigans forever.

  • @Kazavop
    @Kazavop 2 роки тому +30

    surely, you'd know if there was a party at your house, right?

    • @nickcoppard5335
      @nickcoppard5335 2 роки тому +5

      Oh no it's an easy mistake to make I could see how that would happen

  • @amazinggrace5692
    @amazinggrace5692 2 роки тому +1

    Trying to blow my nose and can’t due to explosive laughter! Greetings from The US 💕🐝💕🇺🇸

  • @annettegulliver7592
    @annettegulliver7592 2 роки тому +5

    I was laughing so hard I had to keep going back to the Prime Minister notes to see what they said. Priceless 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daisysingh4659
    @daisysingh4659 2 роки тому +3

    Crime doesn't have a cell by day🤣 Russell you are awesome 👏

  • @ThePzrLdr
    @ThePzrLdr 2 роки тому +27

    Boris apparently has been in the Pub more than the office!

    • @stevefowler3398
      @stevefowler3398 Рік тому

      Except he never buys a round ( I heard yesterday).

  • @leoaranzaa
    @leoaranzaa Рік тому +2

    One of my best friends lost her mother to cancer where she was unable to spend her last months together and wasn’t able to say goodbye, another friend lost her dad to suicide but because of lockdown she couldn’t go into the hospital until he died. It’s disgusting what these toffs did

  • @SkillSMB
    @SkillSMB 2 роки тому +102

    he's showing about as much loyalty to the rules as he does to his girlfriend
    edit: girlfriends

    • @ToaArcan
      @ToaArcan 2 роки тому +3

      Which girlfriend?

    • @SSJfraz
      @SSJfraz 2 роки тому +3

      Kay Burley or Laura Kuenssberg?

  • @robbieking4070
    @robbieking4070 2 роки тому +51

    I can only imagine how he reacted when he saw the Boris cosplayers outside Number 10

  • @nedthumberland
    @nedthumberland 2 роки тому +18

    How is it that Boris, with one misstep after another, one gaffe after another, one scandal after another, one blunder after another, is still in power?

    • @maxhartley4095
      @maxhartley4095 2 роки тому +1

      Because dozy working class people were sucked in by the leveling up bollox. Vote Tory and the poorest ie pensioners get fucked over. If YOU voted Tory, serves you right for the shit we are in now. Personally i wouldn't trust Boris to sit the right way round on the bog.

    • @bassmanjr100
      @bassmanjr100 2 роки тому +2

      Appears to be the same in the US and Canada as well. Totally incompetent idiots running the country.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 2 роки тому

      He did the Trump University Home Study Course, which Trump flunked.

  • @survivetheidiocy485
    @survivetheidiocy485 2 роки тому +12

    Actually the police investigation into Boris Johnson lying about being at the party is like them arriving at a murder with they guy holding the bloody knife covered in blood standing infront of a large screen playing a video of him murdering the person who is currently on the ground dead.

  • @chanelfitzgerald
    @chanelfitzgerald 2 роки тому +66

    And yet people will vote for the Tories. Look it didn't take much for Boris to lie about Brexit and people jumped on that.

    • @DT-dc4br
      @DT-dc4br 2 роки тому +9

      Yep, that "£200M per week for the NHS" lie is massively more harmful to the country and should have been the end of him.

    • @ChimpManZ1264
      @ChimpManZ1264 2 роки тому

      To be fair Teresa May delayed Brexit and when Boris took control we were out. The only reason it's come to nothing is because the Pandemic has thrown the economy into turmoil putting an original plan into messy situation.

    • @valeriethompson3584
      @valeriethompson3584 2 роки тому +15

      @@ChimpManZ1264 are you for real? He didn't even read the deal before signing it. Jeez the man is a flipping liability. A liar, a cheat & playing at the job without wanting to do the work. Don't defend the dangerous idiot.

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 2 роки тому +8

      @@ChimpManZ1264 Not really, my country has gained a ton of jobs previously done in the UK. So jobs lost in the UK and gained on the continent.

    • @ChimpManZ1264
      @ChimpManZ1264 2 роки тому +2

      @@valeriethompson3584 That's because Europe was pissing about and thought we'd be bluffing. Any deal they wanted was for their personal gain. The EU is nothing more than a dictatorship and the politics will crumble. Now Britain is out it is someone else's turn to get heavily taxed for a bad deal.

  • @DEE-mt9eq
    @DEE-mt9eq 2 роки тому +25

    Russell is just pure gold!!!

  • @Jamal_Tyrone
    @Jamal_Tyrone 2 роки тому +48

    I think someone thought it was a laugh to switch Borris's notes with blank sheets of paper in that scrabbling for words scene; he looked genuinely flustered like he didn't have anything there to go by.

    • @juniorolumide
      @juniorolumide 2 роки тому +1

      bruh!!!! now that you said that😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xxxsquared
      @xxxsquared 2 роки тому +3

      Regardless, if he had any kind of clue with respect to the economy, he wouldn't need notes. Doubt the cretin could even explain what basic concepts like GDP, inflation, QE and recession are.

  • @xBaDaBiNgx
    @xBaDaBiNgx 2 роки тому +2

    Hahaha, always in tears from an aussie, we need someone over here to take the piss out of our politicians! And every thing in between! 😂

  • @yinka661
    @yinka661 2 роки тому +10

    It was great. It proved how docile the population really was. Great experiment.

  • @elizabethjarram
    @elizabethjarram 2 роки тому +58

    Russell is on point about our British Prime Minister, also; I wondered when Russell would take a hit at Prince Andrew lol!

    • @LiveDonkeyDeadLion
      @LiveDonkeyDeadLion 2 роки тому +4

      The best hit on Prince Andrew was in Ted Lasso. Coach Beard has tipped trousers and someone says an exposed arse could bring down the monarchy, and he replies, “how dare you talk about Prince Andrew that way”

  • @samsmith8954
    @samsmith8954 2 роки тому +46

    Boris was still hungover at that CBI conference 🤣🤣 bout Peppa Pig world 🤣🤣

    • @Clare0116
      @Clare0116 2 роки тому +5

      He also has a now publicised cocaine habit whilst working. Crikey, no wonder the world is laughing at us with a scruffy, alcoholic, drug sniffing, lying CLOWN 🤡

    • @samsmith8954
      @samsmith8954 2 роки тому

      @@Clare0116 🤣🤣🤣 well said
      I read Crikey and busted out laughing 🤣🤣

    • @carmenburton4918
      @carmenburton4918 2 роки тому +1

      I know I saw that... and I was thinking "omfg the WORLD can see this... ! They Can See This!"
      So... we are a laughing stock

  • @ainebingham5134
    @ainebingham5134 2 роки тому +84

    Russell Howard never fails to bring the laughter absolutely love him ❤ 🤣

  • @starbuckscoffee8521
    @starbuckscoffee8521 2 роки тому +6

    And people will still vote them in 🤦‍♂️

  • @anthonyrybicki1000
    @anthonyrybicki1000 2 роки тому +37

    As long as Cressida Dicks remains as Police Commissioner of the Metropolitan police by gift of the Tory support that she received there can be no serious investigations of No.10 breaking the covid19 control laws nor of corruption in public contract awards nor of intimidation of MPs. A Police Chief from outside of London needs to be appointed to head up an independent enquiry.

    • @grahambuckerfield4640
      @grahambuckerfield4640 2 роки тому +2

      Now you know why Johnson and Patel gave her an extra two years, despite (or maybe because of) her record in failing upwards, an extra attraction being her reputation for covering up.
      As with the Daniel Morgan case to name one, then sending the heavy mob in to disperse a peaceful vigil (which for a time included Princess Kate) in the wake of the murder of Sarah Everhard by a Met officer, (it was Dick’s advice to women in a similar situation to stop a bus somehow), yet managed not to have public order equipped officers when it came to the trouble at the Euro 2020 match, which was very predictable.

    • @tonydoherty2190
      @tonydoherty2190 2 роки тому +2

      There would never be an inquiry either and if there was it would be a whitewash anyway

    • @howler6490
      @howler6490 2 роки тому

      NO... first thing is to accept the findings of the previous investigation...the Met is "institutionally corrupt".
      Dick,head of the met, must be replaced...before she gets a chance to further ruin the country...

    • @windillboy
      @windillboy 2 роки тому

      Welp, she’s out

    • @a.m.gnovember151
      @a.m.gnovember151 2 роки тому

      How the fuck people still vote tory is beyond me. (Besides bigotry)

  • @coloursmoke
    @coloursmoke 2 роки тому +25

    Good to see Russell Howard again. Captures the mood of the people.

    • @jimwest7107
      @jimwest7107 2 роки тому

      Maybe a few days ago. I'm back to marginally supporting Boris now as the attacks have gone too far and I suspect a deep plan to fiddle Brexit could be behind all of it now.

    • @graemeclark2485
      @graemeclark2485 2 роки тому

      @@jimwest7107 you think boris lying through his teeth and throwing parties in lockdown is his attempt at reversing brexit which he wanted? Strange viewpoint

  • @vailryan5682
    @vailryan5682 2 роки тому +12

    Just imagine if here in the US something like that was enough to demand a leader's resignation.

    • @baronburch6702
      @baronburch6702 2 роки тому

      you mean an impeachment don't you. no never happen

    • @1nfinitune533
      @1nfinitune533 2 роки тому

      @@baronburch6702 happened to trump twice. Spineless Republicans got in the way

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 2 роки тому

      You mean, Al Franken?

  • @thesupernova9138
    @thesupernova9138 2 роки тому +21

    It's funny how he predicted a whole year ago those people partying in front of 10 Downing Street recently 😂

  • @stephenswistchew7720
    @stephenswistchew7720 2 роки тому +7

    Best line I’ve heard for a long time there was no party but if there was no rules were broken

  • @rionachhobbs5501
    @rionachhobbs5501 2 роки тому +3

    Russell generally brightens up my day, when I feel like life is crap and ful of nobs, he makes me laugh so hard and helps me see that life can be so beautiful and funny ❤

  • @Marie-ex8nh
    @Marie-ex8nh 2 роки тому +1

    Whenever I feel like shit, I check out Russell's videos. Instant dopamine boost👌

  • @natashaashmore602
    @natashaashmore602 2 роки тому +2

    So angry that people's relatives died alone babies and children were in nicu and picu and icu alone! It's utterly disgraceful what they did

  • @tonycampbell1010
    @tonycampbell1010 2 роки тому +39

    “It’s murder, not milk!” Genius as always Russell!!! 😂😂😂

  • @stevenwalker7835
    @stevenwalker7835 2 роки тому +33

    "Yesterday I went as well all must to pepa pig world" funniest thing a politician has even said and he wasn't't even joking

  • @shelleysolomon7767
    @shelleysolomon7767 2 роки тому +2

    I love it!!! Best comedian I have seen in a long time

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 2 роки тому

    Thank you🙏

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 2 роки тому +11

    I'm experiencing deja vu - just as funny the second time around.

  • @autumbreeze1129
    @autumbreeze1129 2 роки тому +24

    Stuck at home because of covid.
    Russell uploads a new video.
    Things just got that little bit better

  • @tubelev
    @tubelev 2 роки тому +100

    Glad such a well composed thinker led Britain into Brexit.

    • @danwic
      @danwic 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah that's a shitshow too

    • @SMthegamer1
      @SMthegamer1 2 роки тому +1

      Just imagine how different this all could have been if Theresa May had got on with Brexit instead of betting her job on a second referendum.

    • @ToaArcan
      @ToaArcan 2 роки тому +5

      @@SMthegamer1 So about the same?

    • @owenward4796
      @owenward4796 2 роки тому +1

      I mean he didn't Theresa did but Yano, he is a bit of a mess

    • @MrMargaretScratcher
      @MrMargaretScratcher 2 роки тому +2

      @@SMthegamer1 Ah, yes, if we'd just "got on with it" we'd have all those wonderful things we were promised, with candy cane fields and gumdrop rainbows...

  • @nickkline667
    @nickkline667 2 роки тому +19

    Wow, that guy is excellent. I'm an American but kind of following the story. I want someone as funny and able to describe the situation clearly to come to the US! I think he's even better than Stephen Colbert.

    • @liams1991
      @liams1991 2 роки тому +1

      Is Ricky Gervais still over there? He'd be absolutely brutal.

    • @a.m.gnovember151
      @a.m.gnovember151 2 роки тому

      Miss Jon Stewart tbf, John Oliver is pretty amazing too

  • @dragonflyBMX
    @dragonflyBMX 2 роки тому +6

    As long as people don't forget all this when it comes to the next election.

  • @sarahalice7034
    @sarahalice7034 2 роки тому +7

    "The police don't investigate things from more than a year ago." Explain the Madeleine McCann case then.

  • @upsidedownsausage5466
    @upsidedownsausage5466 2 роки тому +2

    9:38 the "uh" was perfect when he opened the notes 😂

  • @cstoby
    @cstoby 2 роки тому +1

    I absolutely love Russell!

  • @_Nivida
    @_Nivida 2 роки тому +5

    This should be how daily news is done

  • @deniseharrison7179
    @deniseharrison7179 2 роки тому +4

    When i watch Boris Johnson speeches i feel like im watching a up to date version of THE MUPPET SHOW. 😷😪

  • @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041
    @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041 2 роки тому +2

    I'm not even British and I'm howling over the Boris Johnson digs!

  • @sloughman2180
    @sloughman2180 2 роки тому +3

    Got to be the best laugh I have had through all this sh!t! Superb

  • @helentrove620
    @helentrove620 2 роки тому +4

    Brilliant Russell, Boris is yet another hopeless PM, sadly though I have no faith at all in any of the major parties these days

  • @FirstSmit
    @FirstSmit 2 роки тому +32

    #BorisMustResign

  • @stevie5141
    @stevie5141 2 роки тому

    Brilliant...

  • @mumscorner4213
    @mumscorner4213 2 роки тому

    So good Russell.

  • @mountaingoat3012
    @mountaingoat3012 2 роки тому +17

    My fav comedian. I could watch and listen to Russell for hours

  • @nikiTricoteuse
    @nikiTricoteuse 2 роки тому +13

    The shenanigans of that incompetent muppet and his dodgy mates make the photo of a tiny, aged Queen sitting completely alone, while attending her husband's funeral, even more poignant. BJ clearly knew what he was doing was wrong, or there would have been no reason to have a bin bag covering the CCTV camera at 6:29.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому +2

      The royals are all bastards too

    • @leocervidae
      @leocervidae 2 роки тому

      @@SamuelBlack84 yeah they usually are… there’s been a handful of exceptions though and Elizabeth has been one of them.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому

      @@leocervidae She once strangled a Swan to death

    • @marklammas2465
      @marklammas2465 2 роки тому

      Indeed. Bin bags don't levitate themselves, and that looks awfully like a bin bag to me.

  • @8437nathalie
    @8437nathalie 2 роки тому

    Brilliant😊

  • @TheAW76
    @TheAW76 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious!!!! Well done Russell!!!

  • @LadyKattrina84
    @LadyKattrina84 2 роки тому +9

    The police didn't invetigate due to "No evidence" because their jobs were threatened.

    • @katherineh7381
      @katherineh7381 2 роки тому

      How could they investigate when the police are corrupt, if they were not corrupted them the investigation would have gone ahead...its like a mafia which is the government...what they say goes and no donny is gonna question it....unless you have the power too which police do but don't use it, unfortunately....like soo tough on the public being held accountable but not the government even when evidence is hitting them in the face.... Look how quick was this case closed, no question asked...So many strict rules for us and so many free rules for them. Absolutely ridiculous.

  • @acolli777
    @acolli777 2 роки тому +27

    Boris' apology to the CBI was more sincere than the one he made in the House of Commons, it also had less caveats. He's a 🤡

  • @danieldib2286
    @danieldib2286 2 роки тому

    Russel, new episodes please. We miss you!

  • @debrajones9325
    @debrajones9325 2 роки тому

    Just brilliant. Love the truth. That's always funny as fuck.. Love from Australia.

  • @sammansfield21
    @sammansfield21 2 роки тому +3

    Love Russell's "Boris voice"

  • @alzychoze6591
    @alzychoze6591 2 роки тому +7

    The opening bit is entirely why people enter politics- to be able to spit on us peasants from a safe height during troubled times.

  • @vaderismydaddy381
    @vaderismydaddy381 2 роки тому

    great stuff

  • @sskaur193
    @sskaur193 2 роки тому +1

    Keep it up x

  • @fabian78
    @fabian78 2 роки тому +5

    You’re the best

  • @rayman2168
    @rayman2168 2 роки тому +7

    got happy when i read it wrong i thought it said “boris johnson to resign” 😭😂😂

  • @bernadettecrawford3656
    @bernadettecrawford3656 2 роки тому

    You speak the truth

  • @michaelsaunders6923
    @michaelsaunders6923 2 роки тому +1

    Bloody excellent!!

  • @merriedalton3877
    @merriedalton3877 2 роки тому +3

    I have been waiting for this all week!! 🤣

  • @Logans3Run
    @Logans3Run 2 роки тому +9

    Russell right on target, as always.

  • @lynnjaskowiak9963
    @lynnjaskowiak9963 2 роки тому

    No fence No filters..Brilliant!

  • @gml5347
    @gml5347 2 роки тому

    The best keep it up friend x