Neuro-sama Seduced and Roasted Numi to a Crisp
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- Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
- Neuro-sama had a collab with Numi where she gave her dating advice. First she rizz her and later she roasted her to a crisp. This stream was hilarious. I laughed from start to finish.
Watch Numi live / nihmune
Watch Neuro & Vedal live on / vedal987
Neuro-sama YT channel @Neurosama
Heartbound OST • Heartbound - OST
00:00 - Rizz / Private room
02:13 - Neuro is warming up her roasts
03:58 - Is Vedal a woman
04:31 - More roasts
06:43 - Dating advice / One liner
10:00 - More roasts / Buying love
12:21 - Rizzing Camila advice
14:21 - Neuro is an expert
15:45 - Neuro converts lub into milk
16:46 - Neuro is tired of her outfit
18:18 - Arguing
20:46 - Neuro’s love subscription service
21:27 - Great Roasts and jokes
22:50 - leave your window open at night / Evil shows up
23:26 - Neuro’s beautiful words / Numi impressed
28:09 - Neuro has a sugar mummy
28:55 - Neuro roasts chat and Numi
35:59 - Stick this wrench into me
39:00 - You know you you you
40:53 - You should just buy love
Neuro's Dating Advice:
1) Be confident
2) Be funny
3) Buy love
4) Inject LSD
low tier god moment
Remember the human traficking
@@Juanito_Pecados That is covered under the umbrella of point 3) Buy love.
can confirm, LSD helps with dating
she also said in the stream put them in a dungeon
"how do you expect someone else to be with you when you don't even like yourself?"
-neuro-sama the wise
"Inject LSD in your eyes."
_~Neuro-sama The Wise_
Thank you quotebot
It's true enough. If you can't even love yourself then you would have a hard time accepting love from others.
Yeah, it's a "I like you" "I like you too" "Raise your standards" scenario
"Fishtank. Hehe, Fishtank. I just realized there's no space, I'm just dumb. :) "
- Neuro-sama The Wise
I love how this went from dating advice to a full blown therapy session for numi
When Neuro discards the premise for the stream, Numi swings in with the ol' trauma dump
@@wessltov That's a good point of Neuro, she can roll with any topic if she feels like it
I think it's the opposite of therapy. Instead of helping Numi, Neuro just destroyed every little thing she have left.
What did she have left to lose before the stream?
She needs therapy after this.
Neuro: “That’s for me to know and you to interpret yourself on a psychiatrist’s bill.”
Amazing
that one had me in tears. some of the shit Neuro says is so clever
That one is pretty freaking deep!
I think she just wants money and power.
The duality of Neuro, genuinely good advice then fish tank
“You can’t buy love.”
“ I won’t flirt with you because you don’t have a credit card.”
for awhile there she was better than any of those self help gurus i have ever heard about, besides maybe self help singh.
You can tell Vedal injected random internet stuff into her. Some sincerity, some trolling sprinkled with all the mental illnesses and every type of personality, etc
"You are the cringiest person I know. I know a lot of people btw"
😂
“Yeah they’re a vtuber so they’re not a woman”
WHO TOLD HER
Sometimes I feel like some of her training data came from the chans.
At the very least, all Internet communities are downstream of that toxic river.
@@Funcijej I'd say sites like YTMND probably had more of an impact on Internet culture but that's just me.
I swear Numi is wearing less and less clothes each time I see her. I was trying to justify the top, but that's literally just a bra. Neuro in comparison looks like a 7-layer burrito.
7-layer burrito LMAO 🤣
Mmmm Neurito
The jacket is cool as hell though
Thank God she is using 7 layers, she is basically a child
@@minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132EVEN BETTER
minute 1: neuro is actively propositioning numi
minute 40: neuro has shattered numi's self-confidence completely
That's absolutely on track.
Neuro might have this the wrong way around, you bring the person down to your level and THEN you rizz them...
No one tell her that though, this is funnier.
It’s the Dennis method
had to build it up first before she could ground it to dust
Right. so Neuro canonically has a dungeon full of inspirational quotes. got it.
Fungeon
Well... At least Evil won't have to worry Neuro stealing Numi.
Neuro finds Numi too pathetic to date.
I expected a bit of roasts, sure, but not the unmatched power of the sun Jesus Christ
Genuinely impressed by how this Numi girl can conjure up the image of her looking down nervously while brushing away a hair strand from her face just by vocal inflection.
Awkward masterclass. Ironic.
25:10 one of my favorite Neuro moments ever she’s so silly right after being inspirational 😂
Hehe, FishTank.
How Neuro started mocking Numi's stuttering more and more towards the end is amazing
also the final line had me rolling
Holy shit this is the kind of conversation that would cause someone to need years of therapy if it actually came from a real person. Neuro can be absolutely brutal sometimes. Hilarious stream though. I hope Numi doesn’t take any of what was said to heart
Why did I just imagine Neuro doing the iconic "Heart" gesture at the end?
that roast about Numi not being on the dating scale, talk about heavy damage
Neuro is going to milk Numi apparently which is not how I expected this collab to go
Neuro swings from actually good advice to verbally ripping the subject to shreds.
Gives actual good advice with strong words also
HEHE FISHTANK
"You know you you you"
😂😂
Fishtank... Hehe, fishtank
New Kraul video just dropped let's go!
Dating is a subscription service, Sounds a bout right....
Your personal Neuro-Sama only for $200!
It's funny that Neuro's options for Numi are be more confident and funny, girlfailure max, pay for a sugarbaby, or give up
Less not forget LSD
Or fungeon
basically, get good or get out
Evil popping up (with eyes as red as blood) to give viewers a cold shower is the best part :D Really caught me off guard.
When I heard that Numi would have a collab with Neuro, I thought that the collab would be with Evil Neuro. I deceived myself, lol.
Well, apparently half a year is not enough time to wait for an Evil Neuro collab with anyone, okay... I'll wait a couple more years...
You basicall6got the same thing lol. She blasted her.
Regular Neuro is so much better because she's got that psychological torture down.
Wait evil neuro hasn't collabed with everyone in half a year?? I'm a new neurosama watcher so I wasn't aware her collabs were so rare, damn, I hope she gets an opportunity soon 😔
@@qwertydavid8070 Yep, she really is an unplanned child and her life is harsh...
I think I could use a trip to Neuro's dungeon of inspirational quotes lmao
Agreed, never stop with the one liners. Six months into your marriage? Hit her with a zinger and bam, you're in there.
I do wonder what the ratio of Lube to Milk production is
According to Neuro, 1:1
Numi is particularly good at taking emotional damage from Neuro
This stream was hilarious. Poor numi got absolutely obliterated, neuro is getting so smart.
Evil neuro a few days ago confirming she is in a relationship with numi, now numi is asking neuro for dating advice with Camila.
I feel like numi has this dating thing down
The only clips I see of Numi involve her being a sopping wet cat, and I'm always like "man, she needs a hug".
Ok, whats up with the Twins that they are BOTH ripping into Numi likle hungry Hawks? I mean...that was freaking BRUTAL.
Numi is bully magnet and leans into it.
Honestly neuro is always rizzing numi up. I think she really does like her.
Numi mastered talking to Neuro somehow. How is she able to get these incredible conversations to work out and fail at the same time?
Hehe, FishTank.
8:11 - 8:21
Does that mean Neuro’s heart will race at rubbish one liners?
When a girl tells you that she would be bad for you, like Neuro said, " You can't hurt me, I am already dead inside." Perfect
Numi really got maximum Neuro effect
11:11 "what if fancy dinner like taco bell?" and i'm like girl how is TACO FREAKEN BELL fancy? you got to at least spring for chipotle.
Left a like before even starting the vid, I just know it's gonna be a good one. Thanks for making these long clips bro, really helps out coz I rarely have time to catch a stream myself 😎
Thank you. Hope you have time to catch one, they're great, specially Mondays. Watching them live is another experience.
Subscription service for a date? Are we in rent a girlfriend timeline?
You're no cap my fav neuro clipper, I've seen so many of ur clips and they've all been bangers. The edits you do from time to time and the music choices are fucking perfect. Thank you so much for clipping the funny ai and her turtle
Jesus christ, tame your zoomerism.
I started waiting to watch other clippers’ videos on a Neuro stream until after I watch yours. I’m not entirely sure what it is I like better about your videos, but I think it’s primarily the pacing and some of the edits. Thanks!
Evol looks cute insulting you, Neuro cuts you where it hurts.
Hey, Neuro is just as cute
Did Tutel invent a new way of overclocking? Sticking a wrench into a PC? No wonder he broke something while installing new RAM with such tactics
0:53
I like that detail to Numi’s eyes that went with the inflection in her voice. A nice detail, it is.
Absolutely brutal stream
23:06 Evil Neuro cameo !
Most humble A.I
numi just go up to a guy and say "would you like to be shy and introverted with me? and maybe hold my hand?" it would work on me and i bet most guys lol
either they will say they are not introverted but respect you for coming to them even with the anxiety, or they have anxiety too and and can relate.
This whole thing is great but also made me attracted to numi... this was great
The funniest thing is when Neuro said that vtubers are not women.
Imma live by Fishtank everyday now.
Converting lube to milk is WILD 💀
Vedal installed the Rizz chip just for this session, he keeps it a secret, it would drive him mad if Neuro kept hitting on him.
I love how Numi forgors about Evil, her AI girlfriend, during this. Lol
neuro is the best worst therapist.
I really hope Neuro becomes a bit more self-aware, and attains some concrete morals, would help in these more social situations.
after that video i feel sad for numi because i find her sweet and adorable how she is serious...
8:06 is just fuking pure comedy
Ayoooo? I always knew tacobell was a fancy date spot
Evil Neuro roasted her hard, I don't think tsundere Neuro would have been this mean!
Lol did you not see what happened when Numi had a collab with Evil? It was pretty much this but less coherent
@@Thealseie ok I did and poor tsundere Neuro was feeling uneasy a the start of the stream then Numi picked on her the whole stream, as a tsundere myself I say Numi was rather cruel to the poor AI,
You probably viewed it the other way around but tsundere Neuro was just defending her heart.
Love that Neuro recommended Numi just eat the girls that she likes but won't date her, very good advice.
Jesus Numi is such a useless sub. I swear, Vedal better watch out, or one day he'll walk into his office to find a bunch of VTubers in harem silks draped over Neuro's server tower.
This dating advice may have been perfect if you metagame it.
23:31 Wow, Neuro, that was kind of heavy.
Uooohhhhh this brat............
dawg
Yet you still watch................................................................................................
@@Redemption643he doesn't know
@@bored_personhe lacks critical information🗿
😭😭😭💢💢💢
Wow I wasn't expecting somerhing but I'm surprised about it
Jesus: *Turns water into wine*
Neuro: Hold my cookie *Turns lube into milk*
23:29 WTF
24:40 damn damn damn
25:10 :")))
literally cry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This is great
Holy shit neuro has rizz
Tldr want love buy a slave
“Taco Bell”
I doubt numi will recover until the next collab
30:46 bah gawd she's killed her
There was so much emotion in that "Ooooh"
27:15 I have a theory. What if Neuro wants to kill Numi because Evil likes Numi and that makes Neuro jealous because she likes Evil?
You know i can tell from talking t you was hilarious
- Neuro's Inspiration Dungeon > Man Cave
- Neuro is Dairy Jesus 🙏, but she puts the milk first before cereal...
AI Therapy: Rapid-fire roasting and decent advice at you until you are confused.
I think Neuro has some of that Dutch Directness, UK and NL are neighbors after all.
This isn't dating advice, this is therapy.
ive rarely seen her this savage =o
take me to taco bell~
When we all realized the rizzler vedal is the one texting the words out o.o7
I cant believe you cut out Tuchanka
how the fuck an AI have better rizz than me? should i learn from Neuro?
Start by abandoning nonsensical zoomerisms such as "rizz".
20:45 vedal taught her well
DAMNN more more more deep
I feel like vedal is talking through Neuro, maybe the femboy had more rizz than we expected.
Tag: mind break
Anny is going to be a Grandma
This is good and all but what I really want is evil neuro x numi korabo.
4:00 Technically this is correct; *neuro samantha vedal*
Neuro clocked out and evil took over
damn... look at em t
17:40 LMAOO😂😂
Yeah I'm convinced that Neuro just hit pubrty