Rhino vs Lion: Unexpected Wildlife Encounter!
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- Watch as a mother rhino and her calf unexpectedly sneak up on a pair of sleeping lions in this wildlife encounter. Who will emerge as the king of the jungle in this unexpected showdown? Tune in to find out! @Tekweni
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Crazy how that friggin tank was nearly silent walking in the forest.
It's pretty satisfying to see their feet compress, it's soooo squishy BUT it's only cause of their weight so not really squishy but still squishy 😃
@@vanajaajith6222 bro, that just took foot fetish to a whole nother level.
@@zaterranwraith7596 lmao what you on about
Yup, same with elephants. Huge but can be deadly silent in the forest. I’ve read many times how walking safari groups are walking thru the forest and all of a sudden stumble into a herd that they didn’t even know was there. Crazy.
@@lorrainefisher7361 its true. Where i live, elephants roam around free in the streets and they're so silent you don't even hear them coming.
That has got to be the sharpest rhino horn I’ve ever seen.
Poachers will definitely be interested in him.
@@jeffghant4760 fk poachers
@@deepstariaenigmatica2601 I agree. Death to all poachers!
@@stas33309 poacher lifts up his head *BAM*
@Tony Brophy I don't think that's a good Idea
“Fred, why does everyone always run away when we show up? Is there something on my face?”
He just wanted to make some new friends :(
"i don't know, George, there must be something on mine too"
Only a huge horn that will hurt any animal, and potentially kill.
2 fucking katanas
Scott Murphy is there a particular reason why you chose the name George? Were you trying to make a little Harry Potter ref 😔?
The Rhinos were like "Move or get moved".
*mowed
The lion will most certainly not survive the encounter with that sharp spike on the rhino.
@@tajayi78 mapogos killed rhinos lions are way more impressive then a rhino
Move or lose the ability to move
@@devonlothamer5824 may be in groups and that too at night I guess , but in one vs one rhino would the mop the floor with the lions xD.
Lion: "I'm the King of the Jungle"
Rhino:"Yes, now get out of here."
Lions are king of savannah and not jungle... Tigers are king of the jungle
@@angelus77300 Make sense.
Ced Ric gorillas are the true kings of jungles
@@angelus77300 tigers are kings of the forest not jungle. lion is king of the jungle, lions also live in congo rainforest
@@caravaggio31 does not make sense, tigers are kings of the forest not jungle. lion is king of the jungle, lions also live in congo rainforest
Imagine being one of the most stealthy creatures in the world. And a 2000lb tank just casual sneaks up on you.
A full grown male white rhino is likely closer to 5000lb (2270kg).
@@basedplants wow, that is HEAVY
@@JarvoD i could carry a rhino
@@demonize9587 Damn bro you're not human lmaoo
@@quill7889 yeh im god
Imagine sleeping and it’s beautiful out and rolling over and seeing those behemoths walking towards you.
That happen with lion... Do not imagine anymore
What’s so amazing is that the Behemoths are ranked before us humans
Uhmm... You just regurgitate what happened in the video.
@A Wet Sock underated comment
It’s how your mom wakes me every time I stay over
What an absolute unit.
The thought of backing down isn't even wired into that thing.
a stealth unit
Stealth unit, inbound !!
wide boye
That's what she said.
Look at the size of this lad. an absolute unit
Krustykrabpizzeria
While undoubtedly a unit, I’m fairly certain that’s a female with her young.
He massive
@@beeseebee_ it's a she rhino..
Oh lawd he comin
Stokedhavok how are you certain
I don't blame the lions. Dudes literally walking with a katana on his head.
🤣🤣
Katana or some chinese viagra
Katana means a Japanese sword
Glorious beasts🦏🦏🦏
444
That's one hell of a horn!!
Mike G he ain’t keeping it for long lol
@@hillalahmadzai9042 yea probably get took off for his safety
Not even the king wants that smoke😁
Beautiful animal
@Frank Castle Don't let a mainland Chinese see it. And if they do I'll slay them.
I never knew the rhino horn grew so long. What a marvelous beast it is
White rhino horns can grow up to 5 feet long.
many illegal poachers target rhinos because those horns are actually worth lots of money. and most zoos de-horn them
Asi es cuanto los malditos cazadores no logran hacer su maldad.
Many preservations keep the horns trimmed in an attempt to lessen the temptation for poachers.
God's creatures are beautiful! He has a beautiful imagination from whales tigers,lions, bears and birds.
Wow, so this is what a rhino horn is supposed to look like? Gorgeous.
I don't know if I'd call it gorgeous, but it is impressive.
@@pleutron i call it very horny
The shorter stubby horned rhinos win in a fight. I don't know which type of horn is better for killing a lion
Total power! Only an elephant can topple a rhino.
@Oliver Lewis Oliver, you are a God among insects
Lion: "why do I hear boss music?"
🤣🤣
Lol for sure
That’s why he looked around at 0:10
😂😂😂
Wow!! That rhino is massive!! 😨🦏
+Brian, you do know hippos eat meat too, right?
Copy paste am lazy
Hippos are huge animals with fearsome tusks and aggressive natures, but they mainly eat plants. Sometimes they attack people and can tangle with crocodiles, sure, but they're not predators or carnivores. Right? But a closer look reveals that hippos aren't so herbivorous after all, says biologist Joseph Dudley.
the blades pointy tho
Caleb Carrigan youre saying rhino's arnt muscular?
Big Ben I'm saying they are BIG.
Lions: (relaxing)
Rhinos: "We dont do that around here."
"OH yep you're right okay heh heh lets go honey"
🤣🤣🤣
" I'm the king of the jungle! "
" And I'm a living tank, move it "
Smh,🙄😊
“Oi! It’s my turn to relax! Shoo!!”
Worst alarm clock ever
most effective though
@@7oo282 yep nobody is going to hit the snooze
Rhino: “Hello.”
Lion: “JESUS!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Rhino: u're goddamn right.
@GuyNamedBob Rhino: "Ah! So you already know about our lord and savor. Would you like to.....they ran away."
LMAOOOOO
This Rhino looks like it uses a Grinding wheel to sharpen his Horn every morning
Maybe 😂
😂😂
Or a lions spine as we almost witnessed in this clip
So you seen that episode with the determined Rhino using the pedal-operated grinding wheel.
That is indeed the sharpest rhino horn this lil ol white boy who has never been to Africa has ever seen
Rhino: "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Just fifteen minutes could have saved them fifteen percent on car insurance. 😂
Haha...hes not a robo caller hes a rino caller
that rhino was about to inquire about their LIFE'S extended warranty
this reminds me of Kole from Ross Creations
He got to know that from someone who is the size of a car
When your girl's parents arrive earlier than expected :
Perfect example!
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
😂
That was just perfecttttttttt 😂😂
the stealth of rhinos is very underrated lol. Especially for a 2-3 ton animal
Yes ! It makes the F-22 Raptor look absolutely clear on radars :D
I know right!!
Warthog: *Sees the sleeping lions and Runs for its dear life*
Rhino: "Observe"
LMAO
Lmfao
Lions laughing cause food run away
Lions were NOT laughing seeing rhinos.
Warthog be food for lions. Rhino can kill lion
I haven't heard that name in a loooong time
They do look like little rhinos. Surprised I never caught that before
I always forget how big they are. Magnificent, aren't they?
'yes'.... [bluntly remembers those GAIA behemoth units]
They are armored tanks with feet .
@@brianmeen2158 hrm.
I laughed so loud when the lions had wtf moment
Stewart Watson but that never happens
Stewart Watson u gonna cry or sth?
lol
Ha ha ha
The lion even had jelly legs at first.
😁
It's rare to see a rhino without it's horn sawn off, so beautiful!
that horn must be worth $$$$
@@kumarincome2226 They're probably surrounded by armed guards so, go and try lol
I think the answer is on the date of the video. 9 years ago you had more of those rhino, today I think he died or he lost it
Most anti-poachers now cut them down now to reduce their commercial value and reduce the chance of the rhino being killed
@@adamhaycock7982 a necessary evil I suppose...
Dammn that size of Rhino, also his horn its so big.
Illyrian Empire and sharp
That's what she said :p
thats what yer girl said to me
Yeezy Slayz killed it
Illyrian Empire and thats what she said
0:35 I love how the lion does like a double-take. it looks up like "what IS that?" and sees them... and then after grasping what it's looking at, THEN it flinches completely awake.
Couples caught completely off guard
you watch a lot of porn dude
u got 69 like
Imagine you are sleeping and there is this thing behind your back!
I would make usain bolt look like a normal human
That's fuckin creepy
Lion "Who DARES wake up the King of the..WTF! Honey! Go,go, go..! You can see the lion was still half asleep when he ran Jelly legs.
Rxonmymind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A Black Mamba or Gaboon Viper would have been a worse encounter.
It really is nice to see a Rhino that's still alive
Yes its a wonder... considering its horn is more expensive than gold!!
This was nine years ago tho..
And tha biig
Some of the sub-species of rhinos are extinct...in South Africa wildlife are trying to save rhinos
@@rgmoney14101994 why? Why would anyone buy a rhino horn instead of gold? 🤔
Lions being jump scared has to be the funniest thing in nature.
They were just lion around
TheOrlfla81
Lol
oh wait wait wait i got one, i got one.... make mine a *cub* sandwich... what you think?
ur just lioning now.
TR EA stfu
TheOrlfla81 I see what you did there
The rhino was like, "Y'all gotta go" lol
Just imagine waking up and see a rhino like that three meters from you aproaching... a heart-attack kill me first before that Rhino.
It looked like they really had minor 1s when they woke up!
Only view on this sharp horn kill you,no need rest of them
Uhtred Ragnarsson This Rhino looked like it could run over anything even without a horn, i bet it could seriously injure any animal out there.
@@xAmiin elephant
Rhinos aren't aggressive as hippos and elephants.
Lion: I am the king of...
Rhino: Say?
Lion: king of runnway!
Now being a model this comment was mine😂😂😂😂❤damn king of the runway
Lions- me and gf
Rhinos- parents
Falco830
Haha. 😄
😂
Lion : why do I hear boss music
You're a virgin
Someone’s been hurt before.
That has to be the most deadly rhino horn of all time. That thing is MASSIVE
And razor sharp asf
looks like a sword
That looks like an average FULLY GROWN rhino to me.
@@ICE-gm8jd average???? Damn.....lol for him to be just average he is huge.....imagine.
@@ICE-gm8jd nahh bro that is definitely not an average sized rhino... Plus the horn.... that's way to huge for a rhino
Well... If you have always wanted to see a dinosaur scare a house cat... That was probably about as close as you're going to get.
T Bag not even close
a bird scaring a cat is a dinosaur scaring a cat. Birds ARE dinosaurs.
Sardonyx Su fan for life With doritos and cheetos Yes they are dinosaurs, specifically therapods.
Donax Trunculus
Cassowary > cat
S L I agree
Lion: Behave yourselves, I'm the king of jungle
Rhino: What jungle?
Rhino acts like they are the parents finding out their daughter with her boyfriend in the house 😅
You have nailed it 😀😀
what else girls can think of
@@Shreymani2 what
@@Shreymani2 lol
@@Shreymani2 virgin detected?
Mufasa: Everything the light touches, belong to us Simba
Rhino: Want to repeat that in my face your sunovavich
underrated
The horn puts a shadow on the rhinos face
😂😂😂
@@mospusthespider1246 underrated reply
Omg m dying 😂
Rhino: "Good morning carnivores, I would like you to GET OFF THE DAMN ROAD!"
Lion: "yyyes sir"
The lioness was fast to dissappear but the lion was pretty slow, like "I'll get you next time, now I'm tired after spending my energy on my girl.".
@@peter130476ohh ohhh rhinos will make juice out of male lions
Rhino: "Why're they running? I was just about to invite them over for coffee."
Wow so funny...
Wow this is so funny.
@@r.koleda1436 more creative than your reply and the other "wOw So FuNnY"
Old people have the best jokes
watching videos like these you always gotta check the comment section for a extra laugh .
Jim Crow Flag so true
An* extra laugh. The terrible grammar always makes me laugh.
I've never seen a lion flinch and run in terror like that before.
The Zen Fool Idiot the Lion was cautious but not freaking out Liar!!!!
Swift Lee can I ask you this Whose Lions greatest threats to its thrown?by the way Rhino now are the center of attention in animal kingdom?🤹🤹🤡🤡🤡
Swift Lee if they fear this Animals!this Animals would not be In Lion's Menu!!!!😅😅😅You're a Jealous Hyena,its not our fault if it's all Eyes on Us!🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁♌️♌️♌️♌️♌️
Swift Lee What Animal on earth won't look at the Lion, now whose the one who can't accept facts.if Lion's are Coward then it would not die defending it's Territory against 5 Male Lions.Obcourse bringing down Elephants needs extra Muscle nothing wrong with that.its a world of Prey And Predators..😝😝😝😝😝😝😅😅😅😅🦁🦁🦁🦁
Swift Lee Yeah fighting alone vs 5 or 4 Male Lion's,is our dream Death!watch Mapogo Lions.Like I said it's not our fault if All eyes on Us where ever we Go....🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁
You cannot argue with a tank
Lion: I’m king of the Jungle.
Rhino: sorry but…this is Savannah. Now get up and go to your jungle.
Rhino: are you the king
Lions: no sir, have a nice day..
Wow thanks for the likes
😂
Is that a reference to solo leveling?
😂
🤣🤣🤣
...
"so gtfo here"
"sure sir, pardon me for blocking your way"
I love the way they become startled and react so fast, instantly looking around in all directions to see the danger, grease lightning reflexes, amazing creatures
I think we'd all react the same way if we saw a building walking towards us. It would be my fastest wake up ever and I'd need to be especially careful and keep my heart from jumping out of my mouth lol.
@@tacitozetticci9308 'Com-china vs Cap-america'....
And if they had been wearing underwear .....
You can't even sleep in peace anymore. This is why they sleep together. Imagine if rhinos were carnivore.
Oh hell naww bruh lets go to mars 😂
@sumesh s pinarayi polar bears are pretty fat
@sumesh s pinarayi you're delusional, rhino can speed up to 40kmh, weighing around 3500KG on average they can penetrate any creature on earth. Go back to your poop beach
@sumesh s pinarayi *P O O P B E A C H*
@sumesh s pinarayi rhino are extinct because elephant not because of humans ..
Very good you are intelligent
The whole king of the jungle uno. He saw that horn and was like nah I’m out😂
Those lions had a "wtf" moment and got the hell up and out!
The guy was just spooning with his girl. Bad rhino real bad rhino
the rhino wants to spoon his own girl at the same spot and lions were sitting on their usual spot. rouge irresponsible lions.
Cockblocker. Atleast Rhino didn't steal the lioness for some kinky bestiality action.
Dareen Black Which is the human? Lol the lioness or the rhino?
@@PrinceOfParthia74 That is actually a calf- Lmfao it's not a female rhino.
How is no one talking about how funny it was that the lioness just plopped up right after the male lion?! 🤣🤣🤣
Idk but that's SO friking funny!
Lion: Oh sh*t!
Lioness: WTF WHAT NOW???! Oh.. Oh sh*t indeed!
@@StrikerSimp HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
I mean it's kinda funny but not like that funny 🤷♂️
@@svan4748 it's dire around UA-cam isn't it these days
I guess he heard first because he was a bit closer
That rhino just kept getting bigger and bigger as it walked up MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL !
“Caaaaarl.”
“Easy Frank.”
“They ruined. Our salad.”
A pinecone will sort em out.
A dandelion
@JZ's Best Friend humans are king of jungle
JULIEN IS THE LEMUR KING!!
Rhino looks like an absolute weapon
I use a rhino as my every day carry
What’s surprising is how quiet a multi ton animal like a rhino really is.
Rhino: "What's up king!"
Leo: "I'm out..."🏃♂️
😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lion @ 0:10
"I feel a disturbance in the Force.."
Ur Fkn Awesome🤯🤔🤣Was Sooo JUST Thinkin Dat🎉👍🏿💯
Rhino to his kid - so kid this is how you play with cats
00:47 to make things even more humiliating, rhino number 2 takes a duke in the living room
LOL
Just so wonderful to see these rhinos with the heir horns so well intact. God bless and keep these wonderful animals the way God intended.
The way natural selection intended*
@@GrantH2606 The way BOTH intended.
Them fools got caught slippin! 😂
It’s crazy how such large animals can be so quiet to sneak up like that
@Allan Ren st fu
a very long zoom lens was used. it means we can't perceive the distance between the animals. rhyno could be very far away when the lion noticed it
it was so romantic until.......
😁😁😁
That’s me if Shaq walks into my room while I’m sleeping.
when the lions get up they look like they just got caught in the act XD
Rhino: Im here to talk about your extended warranty
Lions: No thanks, maybe next time!
Im laughing 😂look how surprised they are!😂😂😂
Jimin Kate
I know.lol
what creature human or animal wouldn’t freak out from a near one tonne beast with a sharp strolling into your living room
Funny af how the male lion immediately wakes up the lioness
Pure instinct, she is wired this way. Wild animals don't play around, they feel how dangerous their environment can become very quickly.
The males' scared jump wakes up her lol
We sleep in the wrong way lol
@@heraldo623 wakes her up*
@@crazedtuber3396 ok shallow head. We all knew what he was saying.
Animal experts : Lions are skillful predators with a keen sense of hearing and smell
Meanwhile loins : Literally doesn't sense a 5000 pound tank charging at it
I heard the rhinos walking before the lions did but correct yourself. - The rhinos did not charge. The words "charge" and "attack" are used too often by the meek.
What's so literal about it?
The lions let their guard down while relaxing.
Umm..the rhino is just walking casually..not charging..the rhino only charge at the lions after the lions wakes up
You can see the wind is blowing in a direction that would carry the rhinos' scent away from the lions
Lions: The lions sleeps tonight!
Rhino: You sure about that?
This cracked me completely 🤣🤣🤣
It is a sad indicator of human power and ingenuity that this absolute tank of an animal's survival depends entirely on us.
but its in danger entirely because of us
@@captaineinsicht264 Yeah I was implying that. Its extinction is also entirely dependent on us.
We just need to get out of the way and leave them alone. They'll be fine if that happens. They do not need us.
@@simon77047 but humans are greedy. So that will sadly never happen
Bang on mate. God's purpose built tanks should always be protected from people.
a lion and a lioness...wonder what they were tired from.
;)
from playing all day in the hot sun?
Yeah cause being an animal in the wild is a walk in the park? Donkeyyyy
I'm pretty sure he was joking too lol
iEat Crayons did u used to play runescape?
That lion jumped like he just saw the ghost of someone he murdered 🤣💀
Lion: HE'S GAHT UH KNIFE!
Rhino: Why do they *keep saying that!*
That fucking horn tho
worth bout $700,000
Dark Sterix a house
Dark Sterix sadly :(
1000 subs without any videos
Looks like the king of the jungle is vegan.
nose saber
When your sitting in your dad’s chair, and his car pulls into the driveway.
Loll
👌 it was nice...
You just received a 👍.
😅.
Best comment on here.
@Heavy Potato thx hhhh for all us non native speakers.
Then when he's back home he realizes that his chair is warm, so you start to hear belt noises
Rhinos:
"Hey! Hey wait! Come back!...we were only going to ask for directions"
"Yeah! We're vegetarians!"
@@timvanloo6 no. I think I was just making a joke.
Hippos will kick your ass and spit you out. You are mistaken for not having a sense of humor.
Do you think they NEED to ask for directions in the first place.
Goodness get a grip.
@@timvanloo6 you must be fun at parties
@@fleshybits you only got 72 likes for a stolen comment. You tried.
😂
What a mother! A massive horn. Weighing the best part of 3 tonnes. Her calf is well protected.
"hello, we'd like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty...."
Dang thanks for the likes :)
*lifes* extended warranty
I’m so sick of the call lol
🤣I just got that Fkn call and text message
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear I just received that call. This is starting to get weird lol
"King of the Jungle" my ass...
Tim Cheng Cause there's more of. A threat to his throne than a Rhino, our own Kind...
he can hunt the elephant that can kill rhino so yeah he is the king
They are both higher ranked then humans without technology, so there's that.
Right ,always wondered that came from and what makes a lion king of the jungle
Junior Barnes
Umm.. it's actually because of the lion hierarchy and that they fear no animal. It's been recorded lions being killed by rhinos not because the rhino wanted to kill the lion but because the lion refused to back down. Stupidity and cowardice aren't the same. It's stupid for a lion to attack a rhino head on without surprise advantages.
If lions were human - we'd call that intelligence.
WTF man!! That Rhino on steroids
OZ FLAVA lol
Yessir!
A silent, gentle "Beat it!" 😃
the lead Rhino is a tank charging
Why would anyone kill a beautiful rhino for its horns. Leave them majestic creatures alone and let them exists. The earth needs their beauty along with all creatures of the earth
I take it you smoke weed and hug trees 🌲?
Darkasknightfall ...money rules
blame china they believe rhino horn can make magic potions with them the same with a tiger..
Pussy
Darkasknightfall Were we watching the same video? No one killed a rhino.
“I’m natural, i take no steroids”
“Bs, just look at you”
With an ear as sharp as lion's one, they couldn't hear that big beast coming until this close. Amazing 👌🏻👌🏻
Now thats an alarm u won't dare to snooze...
those lions were damn serious about their morning schedules!!!
The Rhino is like : GET A ROOM !!!!
Amer J is it aye
That rhino just ruined the “One night stand “ of that Lion.
These creatures seem otherworldly!!
Unless your a bull elephant, you move out the way and fast!!
shovon ski or hippo
Calm down
Rhino be like king of the jungle my ass.
Rhino : I heard you Lions been running your mouth saying you're King of the Jungle.
Lions : run away.
Rhino : Yeah just as I thought.
🤣🤣🤣
Lion: "Oi, interrupting the king's nap?!"
Rhino: "You're in the way, your highness."
Lion: "I see your point, good bye."
Lioness : (sneering) damn brave of you, my lord!
Lion : oh shut up, will you! Lad made a very sharp point back there.
@@PersistentPureheart Nice addition!
Ha good joke 🤣
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@@tlhabanelinchwe6484 сн
JESUS CHRIST will come very soon!
"King of the Jungle" yeah sure. The docile rhino with a spear on its nose is the humble order-keeper of the jungle.
The lion is a cat. Everyone knows cats are nervous, skittish, and when their 'fight-or-flight' instinct is triggered, 90% of the time they choose 'flight'
The rhino has no 'flight'. The rhino makes the ground thunder. Flight is sort of out of the question.
LION: "Hey rhino, I'm king of the jungle - fight or flight?"
RHINO: "You're a poor excuse for king of the jungle, cat. Now get lost or I'll step on you."
Only reason MGM studios used a roaring lion instead of a rhino at the start of their movies is - rhinos don't roar. They step on you. Not a good intro for a movie.
.
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Rhino: we came to vote u as the king of jungle.
Lion: poll start tomorrow. have a good day Sir.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂🤦
Actually Its a female rhino with her baby
Rhino Gf: "Ugh, you said you didn't have cats, you know Im allergic"
Rhino Bf: "Baby they're strays, I swear"
😂😂😂😂😂
Rhino Bf: "Baby these are house cats can we buy it"
Rhino Gf: "Yes lets buy it"
thats the funniest comment I have ever read😂😂😂😂😂
most underrated comment