@@KyrosKJ A Chinese tributary state used to rule Okinawa which is part of Japan today. China never owned mainland Japan but had a couple islands that would be Japan today.
@@GabrielKitignaTessouat who said anything about defending the accused? I came to make the exact same comment and I sue people who don’t pay their bills for construction materials
Your honor I’d like to prepare our opening statement, the defendant was merely interpreting a dish that was already misinterpreted by the United States and should not be charged for the non-authentic dish. furthermore judge we’d like to push for the defendant to be found not guilty or I will proceed to let that mf sing 🔫
@@vanbogan3712Bangladesh immigration brought it , added it to Shepherd's pie Mince pie Soused herring Black pudding hash Steak and kidney pie Treacle tart Toad in hole Mushy peas Bangers and mash Eccles cakes Fish and chips Biscuits Trifle 🏴 Shortbread Haggis Heather honey Finnan haddie with poached egg Dundee cake Butter scotch Black Angus beef 🏴
Got a little dicey in later seasons when the mg42 dislocated her tiny shoulders; having the bailif akimbo .50 magnums was a decent compromise, aswell as replacing the gavel with an 88
Panda Express was actually founded by a Chinese person. I find that funny because it is the most Americanized Chinese I can think of. Also as a someone who use to work there, it was very popular with Chinese tourists for some odd reason. There is a picture of me handing one tourists a large cup of soda. He was surprised by the size and since it was a mall the refills was 50 cents. I wonder how he react if he went to a regular one and see the refills are for free. Also fortune cookies I believe are a Chinese American invitation. Kinda like the chimichanga, while not Mexican per se it was made by a Mexican American. We have a lot of food like that. Not from X but invented by a X American.
@@MrSophire I have an uncle who is born and raised in mexico rich as fuck, and every time he visits the u.s he always goes to taco bell. I swear italians are the only ones complaining about the bastardization of their cuisine
@@percyross7612 neither of them really resemble Chinese food, so on the rare occasion I eat them I just call it American/British food, because that's what it is
@@35327290 Nah nah, listen up. Americans love japan, cause after we kicked their ass they became our friends. But with China we still are butting heads with them constantly.
Last court session I went to almost ended like this but luckily the universal tea time struck so we all sat down and had some tea. Afterwards the swords were drawn. We are people of class after all.
Reddit White people over here arguing about the correct use of chopsticks. While I'm over sipping my American Midwestern pop through a straw and staying out of it
Of course! Japan is in China, along with Korea, Mongolia, Thailand, Taiwan, and many countries in south-east Asia! They all speak the same language, and I know this because I can’t tell where one character begins and the other ends.
I went on a date with a girl once who was nice but just dumb as hell. Said she really wanted to go to Italy, then she said "thats in paris right?" I was like no sweetheart italy is a country it wouldnt fit in the city of paris
Me and a friend where talking about a senior trip after highschool, Egypt pyramids, Italy vatican, Paris france and tokyo Japan where options. My cousin 15 said that sounded like a fun road trip we live in the USA. Non of the options where a road trip.😅
It's like when Americans say Scotland is in ENGLAND Never say anything like this to the Scottish Because it wouldn't matter if you have a tank you will be dealing with their whole CLAN from every direction with everything from a knife to a massive tree log which is being used as a projectile (if you don't believe me about the log check out the high land games) And i have seen an group of 9 tough American on the receiving end of the anger from 2 Scotsmans After they implied that they are english.
I hope you'll survive if you ever visit NA haha they are like that over there most of the time. They don't even know what the UK is like either so imagine
You’re calling that shakey? I lived in the US for 5 years and had to deal with people imitating my ‘British’ accent all the time. Everyone was AWFUL. It really cannot be overstated how bad the their genuine attempts were. I’ve only heard pro actors get close, but only to that overly posh-sounding accent (Hermione Granger-esque). Compared to 99% of Americans, this guy is doing a fabulous job!
@@seretap5211dude... this black guy that you watching is living in Britain, and the guy above you is talking about him attempting to speak American accent, not British accent.
When I was younger, the kebab shops near my underground station didn't sell chips, so we used to buy them at the Chinese take away. Freshly cut and shallow fried in a wok - delicious.
@@asifmetal666how do you not understand Fat means large And Chinese is short for a type of cultural meal where some aisian originating spices and ways of preparing dishes are infused within a classic British palette to create a takeaway no Brit can resist
@@beesechurgr0People in London are next level. They'll just teleport behind you and slice you in half or something. Your Desert Eagle might work again the rest of Europe, but not London.
The judge has an entire arsenal underneath his desk
he’s packing a red white and blue 1911 under his outfit
More like an entire armory
Justice rifle
Bro has a death dispenser under there
@@_TheMufflnMan_ JUSTICE RIFLE
The judge calling "Justice!" while holding a machine gun is gold
350 likes and no comment? Lemme fix this real quick
Thats the name of his gun
Aaah yes, amuhrica
Most American thing ever. Except that he was protecting himself and didn't just start the fight.
@@khvoo6969shut up bro your not fixing anything
The judge saying "justice" as he unloads his rifle had me laughing like crazy 😂😂😂
Same
FREEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥💣💣💣💣
Justice for Merica 😂😂😂😂
I'm batman
Convergent evolution of inventing Judge Dredd.
“Objection! Japan is in China!”
dude i literally used to think that when i was eight
Depending on what time in history that is a correct statement. It would also have at one point been correct to say China is in Japan.
@@austinblackburn8095China never got hold on Japan, it’s only Japan who used to partially colonize China but not the opposite
@@KyrosKJ A Chinese tributary state used to rule Okinawa which is part of Japan today. China never owned mainland Japan but had a couple islands that would be Japan today.
Me when I thought Portuguese was an Asian language around the same age.
Me when I didn't know Chinese people weren't white at that age
"Case closed."
"The hell it is!"
*"The hell it ain't!*
😂
"Justice!"
Shoulda been thrown out.
New case: Attempted murder of the first degree!
@@ginnyjollykidd into heaven
Most calm American court
“objection! Japan is in China” is KILLING ME 😂😂😂😂
main gon say "right?" at then end
**sound of Chinese nationalists nodding their head**
Its gonna be soon enough 😬
@@yutaronakajima199 BRO 😂😂😂😂
*+9999999 credit score*
The cackling in the crowd at “bottle o water” killed me 😂
Average American solution to an unsolved argument:
As an American I can confirm that court cases always end in a shootout to make sure that we can easily decide a winner
E
@@EEEEEEEE good point.
@@EEEEEEEE unbelievably true
@@EEEEEEEE deffo true
@@EEEEEEEE exactly.
As an American lawyer, I can safely say that this is precisely how every court appearance ends.
Thank you for defending the accused. It is needed.
@@GabrielKitignaTessouat who said anything about defending the accused? I came to make the exact same comment and I sue people who don’t pay their bills for construction materials
Your honor I’d like to prepare our opening statement, the defendant was merely interpreting a dish that was already misinterpreted by the United States and should not be charged for the non-authentic dish. furthermore judge we’d like to push for the defendant to be found not guilty or I will proceed to let that mf sing 🔫
Well fuck. As someone planning on law school, i better have my gf take me to the gun range with her next time
@@FIRING_BLIND get strapped, son!
Naw that "JUSTICE!" was batman fr
Fun fact, fortune cookies aren't Japanese. They were invented by a Japanese immigrant in:
The United States.
They're American.
Blud failed English Geography History Maths Science Music and PE💀💀💀
@@K1NG_1987 and still has a higher GPA than you
Also for this reason Tikka Masala is a British dish
@@vanbogan3712Bangladesh immigration brought it , added it to
Shepherd's pie
Mince pie
Soused herring
Black pudding hash
Steak and kidney pie
Treacle tart
Toad in hole
Mushy peas
Bangers and mash
Eccles cakes
Fish and chips
Biscuits
Trifle 🏴
Shortbread
Haggis
Heather honey
Finnan haddie with poached egg
Dundee cake
Butter scotch
Black Angus beef 🏴
@@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv All of which is amazing
Can confirm. I live in the US. If your lawyer doesn't start blasting at the jury. You've hired the wrong lawyer.
As long as they don't go to jail I think that's W lawyer
_SAY IT LOUDER!_
@@Daquavious313 No survivors, no witnesses, no jail lol
Sometimes that’s the only way to get off
Yeah
As an American I can confirm this is how the legal system works
Its true
'MERICA 🤠 🇺🇲
Bro they in a florida court look at the flag
As a Native American, this is how our "federally granted government" works also
@@ivan.2050well how else are we supposed to stab things?
I loved the girl in the background on her phone and the other guy is just questioning her😂
i swear all this man's videos is like a weird fever dream
A prime example of a single man being the judge, jury, and executioner.
Judge Dredd
Also the accused
💀💀
@@tigerseye2596where did we go right? 😞
The One JUDGE THET CAME PREPARED😮😮😮😅
"The hell it is!"
"The hell it ain't!"
“Justice!”
It’s ironic cause I’m watching Justice League too 😂
@@abiezerEscudexd
@@abiezerEscudeironical!
Bro really became Batman with the “justice” and pulling out a freaking minigun
As a culinary courtroom I can confirm this is the most peaceful court ending
As an American I can confirm this is how every episode of judge Judy ends
Got a little dicey in later seasons when the mg42 dislocated her tiny shoulders; having the bailif akimbo .50 magnums was a decent compromise, aswell as replacing the gavel with an 88
Yeah... I remember how Judge Judy episodes used to be
@@Yt_people_are_lowkeyannoying yeah, she'd end every episode with a bunch of dancin lobsters, classic Judge Judy
@@ObviouslyNotXenrek Facts tho
GOOD THING YOU CAN CONFIRM AS AN AMERICAN HAHAHA WHAT A FUNNY COMMENT
“Japans in China, right?”😂 nah fam you did us dirty 😂
But he didn't lie.😂
@@bartsanders1553 bro what?
@@YestinTV Ask an American where America is on a map. He told no lie.
@@bartsanders1553 ask a roadman what the 7 continents are? They don’t even know the definition
@@Vl0gWithAb got em
"Objection! Japan is in China! Right?"
I was laughing like Spamton for a full 30 minutes.
Getting a Chinese is wild
“Orange chicken- They ain’t got that in China!”
“Tastes good though…”😂😂😂😂
Oddly enough, there is a non ignorant defense. "True, but it was made by Chinese people in America."
Panda Express was actually founded by a Chinese person. I find that funny because it is the most Americanized Chinese I can think of. Also as a someone who use to work there, it was very popular with Chinese tourists for some odd reason. There is a picture of me handing one tourists a large cup of soda. He was surprised by the size and since it was a mall the refills was 50 cents. I wonder how he react if he went to a regular one and see the refills are for free.
Also fortune cookies I believe are a Chinese American invitation. Kinda like the chimichanga, while not Mexican per se it was made by a Mexican American. We have a lot of food like that. Not from X but invented by a X American.
Mandarin oranges originated in south asia and china though..
@@MrSophire I have an uncle who is born and raised in mexico rich as fuck, and every time he visits the u.s he always goes to taco bell. I swear italians are the only ones complaining about the bastardization of their cuisine
@@MrSophire Tbf, the Panda Express in Guam is amazing.
As a Chinese person, seeing Americans and British people arguing about chinese food was hilarious
Is that a thing?! Bruh haha I didn't know we argued over that its hilarious! I need to fight with british guys more often.
@@BronzedBeast Bro that was literally in the video wdym you’ve never seen that 💀
As a Chinese person… I like American Chinese food. That British Chinese “food” looks very gross lol
@@percyross7612 I know American Chinese isn't super authentic, but those British versions looked terrible lol
@@percyross7612 neither of them really resemble Chinese food, so on the rare occasion I eat them I just call it American/British food, because that's what it is
Go back 5-10 years and the “they call Chinese takeout” would be a whole different kettle of fish😂
The judge became batman with a gun at the end😂😂😂
"Objection Japan is in China right" got me dying
😂
That was one of the most American things I've heard all year lol
He said it with such confidence that I believed it for a moment
literally spat out my drink
You guys don't put ideas in Xi's Head.. he will do it
As an American, this is how 90% of court cases go
Honestly? I want a show of that
It’s a joke
@@docavar5698 its not. my uncle got shot in court and stabbed the shooter to death, who also happened to be the defendant
As another American, I can also confirm this
>95% during October of an election year or during 'Sweeps Week.'
He shouldve just gave the judge a big hug
"Justice" had me rollin
I absolutely LOST it at "the hell it ain't!" and the judge pulling the gun 😂😂😭😂😂
Omg me too dude 🤣
The judge is like naw we aint done here, lemme pull out my AK-47 🤣🤣
This is a pretty average courtroom scene though
💀💀💀💀
Man what 😂
That ending was the most American thing I’ve seen in a UA-cam video
Japan being in China was as American as the guns 😂😂😂😂
@@35327290 Nah nah, listen up. Americans love japan, cause after we kicked their ass they became our friends. But with China we still are butting heads with them constantly.
Thats the punchline
This is America
Average dumb foreigner:
The ending be like “MURICA🇺🇸🦅”😂😂😂
Americans saying "Japan's in China, right?"
Im Canadian, but. I still felt that. Lol.
Oh hey, Bri'ish courts end this way too, except we say "The wigs coming off" and draw swords
Don’t be ridiculous. We say the wig’s turning around. We’d never fight without a wig. Do some research next time.
@@sophiefrancis8295 fancy pants southern wig fighter here. In the north we know better than to risk mixing blood and powder
Last court session I went to almost ended like this but luckily the universal tea time struck so we all sat down and had some tea. Afterwards the swords were drawn. We are people of class after all.
@@sophiefrancis8295ahahahahahahahahahaha
This should be pinned 💀
“Neither of you are Chinese and are arguing about Chinese authenticity”
Twitter in a nutshell
lmao
Yeah
White women in particular:
@@cye2310 racists in particular
Reddit White people over here arguing about the correct use of chopsticks. While I'm over sipping my American Midwestern pop through a straw and staying out of it
“Japan is in China!” LOL😂😂😂
Judge is a true American
Bo’oh o’ wa’er somehow manages to force itself into every single video this man posts
We'd riot if it didn't!
@@Finckelstein yes we would! 😂
It's a great running gag!
😂😂😂😂
And somehow, it always blends well
I legit lost it at the "Objection! Japan is in China." line 😂😂😂
That was excellently done. Had me rolling
@@callumfinlayson-palmer8393 same
Same
😂😂😂😂😂
@@callumfinlayson-palmer8393 japan: "yes, yes. The cover ups are doing good. Forget about the disease testimg on "logs"
“I’m going out to get a Chinese”💀💀💀
We call it “getting a chinky” in Scotland
Yeah, as an English man it does sound racist! 😂
It's even worse actually because lots of people call it getting a "chinky"
I've never understood what is wrong with this. Getting an Indian, getting an Italian etc.
@@lukemurray4950 It sounds like you're going to kidnap or attack one. 😂
This is a masterpiece
"Japan's in China" is the most American thing you can ever hear 💀
Of course! Japan is in China, along with Korea, Mongolia, Thailand, Taiwan, and many countries in south-east Asia! They all speak the same language, and I know this because I can’t tell where one character begins and the other ends.
@@nobleradical2158 I'm gonna leave the fact that I know that they're actually different cause I'm laughing so hard at this shit😂
@@ashborn2470 I can't differentiate mekong river countries alphabet they looks the same to me 😢
This line got me too 😂
Maybe in WW2 "Japan's in China" made sense.
How calm the judge reacted with his "Hell it ain't."
"Japan is in China"
"Right?"
I have always been outraged by the presence of greasy chips in my local Chinese buffet restaurant run by Vietnamese.
Yes, and nothing happened to Nanjing while Japan was in China during December 17, 1937
@@2maddie184I know the event.
There was a special offer in a chow mein restaurant, 50% off.
@@2maddie184oh man, the ones who see it couldnt unsee it. secondary trauma is real tbh
As a Japanese I agree with this statement 😂❤
As an American I can attest to the fact that this is 100% accurate of our legal court proceedings.
🤣 Judges must serve in the US military for at least 10 years before being hired.
And as a Brit I can attest to the fact that this is 100% accurate to our Chinese
No, it ain't!
@@FreakingRandomName Don't worry, Jade Lee and I are joking.
@@FreakingRandomName 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Technically, fortune cookies are very American, since they were invented in America, for Americans, and are only really sold in America
I've watched this at least 100 times
“Case closed? The hell it is”🤣😭
@@dotxoz._I fucked up. Appreciate it tho lol.
@@dotxoz._ Oh no, I know you weren’t. You’re good bro
Made me blink in surprise
But the judge said "the hell it ain't"
Movie : Gun slinger at court
“Both of you are worried about Chinese authenticity. And you both aren’t Chinese.”
Basically summarized Twitter
276 likes and no reply? Let me fix that
319 like and only 1 reply let me fix that
@@EngineerFromTf2 400 likes and only two replies! Let me fix that
@@andrewmakenzi its not 400
lmao
"Japan's in China." Lord 💀
"The hell it is"
*pulls out pistol*
"The hell it ain't"
*pulls out assault rifle*
Wouldn’t be an American court if it were any other way🫡
You just repeated the joke
*Sporting rifle
@@MountainsBreathIf you wanna get technical it was a tripod
@@MountainsBreathbro got humbled so bad he didn't respond
“Japan is in China”
As a Japanese who’ve heard an American saying “Tokyo is in China no?” that cracked me up😂
I went on a date with a girl once who was nice but just dumb as hell. Said she really wanted to go to Italy, then she said "thats in paris right?" I was like no sweetheart italy is a country it wouldnt fit in the city of paris
Me and a friend where talking about a senior trip after highschool, Egypt pyramids, Italy vatican, Paris france and tokyo Japan where options. My cousin 15 said that sounded like a fun road trip we live in the USA. Non of the options where a road trip.😅
It's like when Americans say Scotland is in ENGLAND
Never say anything like this to the Scottish
Because it wouldn't matter if you have a tank you will be dealing with their whole CLAN from every direction with everything from a knife to a massive tree log which is being used as a projectile
(if you don't believe me about the log check out the high land games)
And i have seen an group of 9 tough American on the receiving end of the anger from 2 Scotsmans
After they implied that they are english.
@@freddiefackelmayer5267
Im fucking crying, what are we doing to our education system? 😭
@@harryjohnson9215 they'll say this and call themselves Scottish because apparently their 25th great great grandad was half scottish
Here in the netherlands we say :
''Ik ga chinees halen'' meaning ''Im gonna get chinese''
Bro the “Japan is in China” somehow caught me off guard
The judge really just said “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!!!!!!!”
Oh I get a reference for once 😂
@@iexist1349congratulations
Ugh I wasn't ready. Gave me flashbacks
fucking pharaoh
I hated that character bruh
As a Japanese dude living in Osaka, *never say that Japan is china, you’re gonna die* 😂
I hope you'll survive if you ever visit NA haha they are like that over there most of the time. They don't even know what the UK is like either so imagine
As I Chinese person, I agree.
It's like saying the UK is part of France or the US is part of the UK or Canada
Last time japan was in china it wasnt pretty
@@Mobferklopfer US being part of Canada isn't as inflammatory, because the USA and Canada don't have a history of war against each other.
yo the judge was like IT'S GO TIME
"Japan is in China", I'm dead!😂😂😂😂
Wonder how many times this has happened for the judge to just have a gun at the ready.
Lol
Too many times man. Now the judge have to take matters into his own hand
@@popepenguin1st973 court don't even need a hammer at that point
🎶this is America🎶
Probably daily man, This shit is maybe in Chicago or maybe Detroit you can’t have shit in Detroit.
It’s the American dream all over again.
Guy's American accent seemed kind of shakey, but then he pulled a piece in a courtroom 100% authentic freedom sauce right there.
You’re calling that shakey? I lived in the US for 5 years and had to deal with people imitating my ‘British’ accent all the time. Everyone was AWFUL. It really cannot be overstated how bad the their genuine attempts were. I’ve only heard pro actors get close, but only to that overly posh-sounding accent (Hermione Granger-esque). Compared to 99% of Americans, this guy is doing a fabulous job!
@@seretap5211dude... this black guy that you watching is living in Britain, and the guy above you is talking about him attempting to speak American accent, not British accent.
@@seretap5211 good. British ppl deserve to be made fun of
@@seretap5211 yea I mean it’s hard for people to imitate accents unless they really try and practice
Is he not american? I thought he was faking the british accent
The guy laughing at Bo o o wo o made it for me
That went from Ace Attorney to Call of Duty real quick
This is the first and the last time i have ever seen a judge yell out justice and start spraying.
You obviously haven't watched enough judge judy
We don't want a criminal lawyer. We want a CRIMINAL lawyer. 😂😂
Like criminal lawyers aren't criminals themselves
Better Call Saul
@@fahkrudin98 I'm not even gonna start
Better call Saul
ah a man of culture i see
As an American I can confirm that every court case has a shootout at the end
they seriously shot up the courtroom over food 💀
as an american lawyer i can confirm this happens at every court case
Pretty soon. Yeah. That will
Be one version of the American court system. 😐
Not every court especially if were dealing with a serial killer! ✋
True
As a lawyer from outside America I would like to use this alternate dispute resolution tactic to revolutionise my country’s legal system as well
At the very least I imagine it feels like it.
People here are crazy on a good day.
"Taste good though." Honestly the best argument there is.
yeah, call it what you like, no labels matter if the food is good
It tastes horrible though.
@@superhond1733you must have no taste buds then
@@superhond1733it’s pretty good
@@superhond1733I like it
The guy that burst out laughing when he said bottle of water lmfao
Perfect cast for Kang the Conqueror
"Japan is in china!"got me rolling💀
😂😂
I wasn’t expecting that ong 😢
Mfw the ROC finally got their occupation zone
Give Chewkz his Bing Chillin ❄️🥶 credits
++++++ social credit
The judge pulling out a gun and saying "Justice!" Is probably the hardest thing I've ever seen in my life
He learned a little bit from his nations son if you get it
Now we know where the court was held
@@Froggo.Frognacious.Froggington in a school
@@memeknight360 in america
It was a tripod
Bro became John Wick in less than a nanosecond
Relatable happened to me in court
Man' busted out a fully automatic rifle and yelled 'Justice!' That's a respectable judge.
started with a chinese conflict and ended with an american ending, truly cultured
The judge didn't start this fight but he sure is gonna finish that shit.
“And that is how the 300 year old war of British and American Chinese food started, while the Chinese didn’t even give a shit”
Chinese people really don't. Y'all eat whatever you want and as long as you don't purposefully slander our culture, go nuts with it.
🤷♂️
They were funding the whole thing.
@@mobiiustrip2828 not gonna lie I respect that hustle
@@painvillegaming4119as a British it would be a very entertaining match with full funding on both sides
Most calm Twitter discussion:
🗿
☠️
True
I… wait…
When I was younger, the kebab shops near my underground station didn't sell chips, so we used to buy them at the Chinese take away. Freshly cut and shallow fried in a wok - delicious.
How the judge got an AR underneath his desk 😂😂😂
The worst part is that I can imagine some American saying that Japan is in China lmfao
Have seen a aduleupnext short in the short of contrys that still have slave he said Tokyo is in china💀💀
Way more than one😔
@@dreadaby wait tokyo is not in china???? is it in asia then?
@@cloudyhamster It actually is in Asia tho
@@digitail4000 ohh right its in india i remember
This is what every country thinks happens after an American trial is over.
this is exactly what happens
i'm currently on a grand jury and this is how we end each day
Because that's the truth.
No this is true. Americans love doing that. We shoot shit up that we don’t agree with and that’s why everyone copy our culture and fear us.
But this is what happens
He unloaded justice into that guy
A BO'OH'O'WA'ER gets me every damn time.
"Objection! Japan's in China! Right?"
😂😂😂😂😂
Hehe nice nice num bro
Funny, but then,, he is american
😂😂😂😂
as someone who went to school to study the formation of identities in east asia, one can make the argument that japan is china
@@catboyjohnfollowing this logic one can argue that Ukraine is Russia, Ireland is UK and Finland is Sweden
Not only is he a Judge and Jury, he's also the executioner
He is the LAW!
"Chinese takeaway" sounds better than "takeout"
Damn you got skills bro 🔥🔥🔥I rate the performance bruv🤜🏿
im gonna be honest, this video was a ride from start to finish. 10/10
Yesterday a friend informed me of his plan to “wolf down a fat chinese” and i couldn’t help cracking up at that
lol as an american, i would imagine someone eating a chinese dude
😂😂😂😂😂
WTF is that even mean!?
Wolf down a FAT CHINESE! Can anyone explain this
@@asifmetal666 quickly and enthusiatically consuming a large quantity of food from a chinese takeaway
@@asifmetal666how do you not understand
Fat means large
And Chinese is short for a type of cultural meal where some aisian originating spices and ways of preparing dishes are infused within a classic British palette to create a takeaway no Brit can resist
**pulls out knife**
"Oi, you don wanna mess wit me mate"
my 50 A.E desert eagle disagrees
*Pulls out butter knife*
"Bet."
fuck around and get smoked by our freedom
@@beesechurgr0People in London are next level. They'll just teleport behind you and slice you in half or something. Your Desert Eagle might work again the rest of Europe, but not London.
@@A_User time to get the Frenchies
Chips tossed in those godly crack seasonings are an irresistible masterpeice. You can't tell me otherewise
What's the seasoning made from?
@@bloopletank2491 God knows. It's bloody good though.
First YTS to make me audibly laugh and smile in a long time! That “objection Japan is in china……right?” And “the hell it ain’t” was great!
“The hell it ain’t” sent me bro
I caught that too, bro I'm dead
*"Justice!"*
"The hell it is"
"The hell it ain't"
Fucking gold.
FUCKING FAX
Yes
Just a normal american tuesday