Dave Chappelle ROASTS His Wife 😂
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation (2017) Netflix
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The delivery here was perfect
Impeccable you pebble go cuh b g from the kgb cripwalkin' in da hood 🖕
I'll never tell on my husbands or bout em😊
My like was the 200th like. 😎
As always
@mosaabtwice3999 a more mature man I guess. Time change people bro. I hope that I won't change that much
It’s amazing how many of his “jokes” take a few serious turns before dropping an anvil on someone’s head…
That's why he's the goat for me. He doesn't just go from joke to joke. He really is just talking to you and lands the joke only when it will really hit. Kevin hart will tell 10 jokes in a minute maybe one of them will be funny. Dave might go 10 minutes with only 5 jokes but they will all make you laugh like crazy
@@brandonayong5823lljllllł😊
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Behind every joke is some truth
Why the quotes around word jokes? People who get offended or question comedy are the people who ruin it.
@@brandonayong5823bro you literally explained it so perfectly lol
His voice doesn't get enough credit. Very soothing and pleasurable listening.
Smokers voice.
@@michaeljeffery7466lol
If only cigarettes could talk
Yes! His voice changed A LOT since his first show. So much passion when he tells stories. I believe he worked on it. (Cigarettes definitely helped too)
Lmao. More like very much like throat cancer
😂😂😂 turning a very dark subject into comedy is a mastery of the craft
It's not hard to do
@@jake-qn3tlfor you it is
@@jake-qn3tl
Not seeing You do it, and getting paid for it.🤔
Props on "very dark"
My wife is Filipina, she has that characteristic of telling on me too, almost got a ticket by the cops for speeding when she told on me about speeding , saying "Ofpiser, He was not speeding, He knows to slow down around here because this is a well known speed trap, he slowed down to 35". He busts out laughing as the words son of a ... Come out of my mouth. He let me off with a warning.
😂
Ofpiser😅
Ofpiser - too funny 😂 😂
Leave her. She’s a liability
😂😂😂
My wife is Asian she would tell on me in a second.😂 Dave is the 🐐 of punchlines. No cap
H & W are connected. If we don't come clean, we share the *responsibility* of the wrongdoing and with that, share in its karmic/spiritual consequences in all aspects.
Hence, the sins of the fathers visit the generational line up to 3rd or 4th generations.
We fear to offend God.
And God is not mocked.
P.S. I am Asian.
I wouldn't say that he ROASTS his wife. The title is misleading. It was like he was roasting himself via his wife.😄
Right he was basically saying I better mess up
Aaaaaand that's exactly the problem with click bait titles 😂 they're all misleading
You guys are white lmao and wrong as fuh
For his wife 😂
@@dillonhall3344not
It was so sad😢 and then he mentions his wife😂😂😂
@@Eltar_I think you misunderstanding his comment is too hard to believe, I just think you’re political and want to start something. Despite that kinda being dumb here and embarrassing 😂go contribute to society instead of being angry
@@Eltar_I'm Ecuadorian, history there is different, boy
@@Chris-lu4vmhe’s trolling. Don’t even engage
@@Eltar_never assume something you're not sure of boy
It’s comments like these, that make me grateful for the Alabama ass whooping’s!
Dave knows how to serve medicine with the cherry flavor
@firstofall1078was just about to say that
With technology such as AI Is it plausible to think that Big brother will some day use his voice for their ends? 😢
Also because people don’t believe black women look what happened to Meg thee Stallion when she came out
How beautifully he constructs every damn jokes. What legend. Love him absolutely.
The ending was spot on, guuddday sir. 🤣
He teach you knowledge and jokes at same time
This is what I like about Dave, always put truth mixed with comedy.
I said that too when Megan at first tried to make up a story to protect tory but his fans started talking to much 🤦🏾♂️ got the mane in trouble
He got himself in trouble by running his mouth
This is true black women have a guilty felling about putting another black in jail becauee of how the systems treat them
@MB-iv4mqIs this the exception or the rule?
@hamiltonblankson I think the point is to say either is a blanket statement as we have no unit of measure to depict the truth. Physical abuse and general crime shouldn't be tolerated.
@@hamiltonblanksoncome on bro! The child court system?
@@Mook05Wtf are YOU on about ❓MEN COULD TAKE THEIR CHILDREN ‼️🤡
So true. And yet black men drag black women every chance they get
He tells the truth and a joke at the same time.
Agreed, black women have always held black men down from jump!! Unfortunately it has not always been reciprocated 😢 But tides are changing slowly but surely.
I could say the same thing; all the blk guys I know are blindly loyal to blk women. Blk women Not always. Plenty of blk woman selling their soul
I literally just reported a black guy to the police today for threatening me. You should’ve seen the look on his face. He was genuinely shocked. They really do believe BW exist to put up with their sh!t. Well not this one, & that’s not the first time I’ve reported a black guy either. They gon learn 😡.
Black women needed to more respected from black men. Some are horrible.
For black women to protect their black abusers IS just Wild, the hypocrisy IS immeasurable on your behalf. As always, you wanna Talk about not seeing colour and That's the first thing you do.,,🤡
@@nicoldavis-johnson7080 respect goes both ways, to say blk women are acting like this because of black men lacks accountability
Having worked with nurses and nursing assistants I have found black women to be more emotionally honest.
And sometimes excesively loud.
@@cesaravegah3787
That goes for any woman. They'll bug you through the hockey game, the football game, your favorite tv show......
And a lot of hand gestures
@@空心菜沒用 That too.
@@vincepurpura8905especially during the game (sports).. Its like they waited for that exact moment..
The cigarette made it better
Dave is the Goat 🐐
Megan the stallion has entered the chat
This is why they say “a black women is made for a black man” it’s deeper than just race. But you love who you love. Just know what comes with it
If you believe in bible or quran or ibrahamic religions the same story eve was created from adam or both them were created feom each other so black women and black men belong to each other cuz we children of most high, but blackmen been conolized mentaly to hate their own so some them hate blackwomen especially dark skin blackwomen , I hope they wake up to who really like them , it painful when I see other race of men treat their women like princess but I see blackmen treat blackwomen in not nice way it painful.
So black women are made for black men,because they can mistreat them and use them as punching bags?
@@docaz9453God doesn't have children,he is above that ,and black women don't belong to black men ,we belong to God, and by the way your partner is the one you marry not the one that shared the same completion with you
Dave is pandering to black women. A black woman will tell on a black man. Many times, if there isn't anything negative to say about a black man, she will make up a lie on him.
@@docaz9453 it makes us all as race look foolish, unorganized, ignorant, and look like we hate ourselves….Blackmen, sit back and really think about it… We are the cause of the disruption, disfunction, disorganization, of our people… BM my friend are the butt of the jokes world- wide… Every race know where the problem is with our race… BM are the only one that seem to not see it.
Asian women: we didn't go to murica and marry mericans just to risk getting deported. 😂😂😂
Some comedians makes you laugh. Dave Chappelle makes you think
Black women…stop saving black men from their consequences. Call the police & stay out of men’s business. Move accordingly.
You good?
The devil wears many faces.. sometimes a weave..
@@borntatum9341but most times a deadbeat.
That's a lie, we've been the only ones who been there for you,still. Tell me what these other groups of men do. Ate familiar with history and modern days? These ignorant and delusional comments crack me up. Men across the board can be abusive, genius
Poor femcl with the victim mindset.
“My wife is Asian, she’ll tell on me in a God damn second” is what I imagine he was talking about in a previous comedy special about he writes a punchline on a piece of paper and throw it in a fishbowl. Then he randomly at times dig in the fishbowl for one of the punchlines and build the joke.
Precisely ❣️
Joke so good, Dave cracked a smile at the end 😂
The reason why it’s easier they’ll tell on you, makes it even more funnier to me.
We all know a black woman who would just fight back... whether she can win or not. 😂
Yeah that’s usually what they are always doing. Most miserable women on Earth.
@@smellywaffels1967Hey, leave your mother out of this!
They do be aggressive tho 😂
@@ihebammar6568They may be aggressive but they aren't as deceitful as a certain other race of women.
@@ihebammar6568 honesty tends to be aggressive. "The devil" usually comes with a soft voice :)
That Brother speakath the truth 💯
That’s why it’s a shame there are so many single black women that are labeled “angry black woman” while black men cater to others
Exactly, they laughin but it really shows the lack of loyalty from black men because they would never do the same for black women
We say all this as if blk women are loyal, the angry blk woman is the worst kind of woman.
@@sewblue187no. It shows how much abuse Men have to endure
Why it's loyalty from Men? black women abuses Men more. Why is that not a statistic? What's wrong with Men divorcing women if He is getting treated bad? Men making choice is making you women insecure?
Y’all laugh at this as black people or shall I say black women but I have no idea why any black women support him or any black men like him because they talk black power but date and marry everything but that and their legacy and money go out of the black community🤷🏽♀️
That's a lie, we've been the only ones who been there for you,still. Tell me what these other groups of men do. Ate familiar with history and modern days? These ignorant and delusional comments crack me up. Men across the board can be abusive, genius
Didn't know his wife was Filipino, just learned something new today, and something he and I have in common
This is brutal Dave 😂😂😂
It went over most peoples heads
Chappelle good be serious and then out nowhere boom the joke. A master at work
Lil take from the late 🐐Paul Mooney🙌🏾
missed the part where he roasts his wife
Black people generally don't put their faith and trust in government institutions whe it comes to law and order.
And as a person who leans conservative libertarian I can't really blame them
Any guesses why??🤔
@@26ML_MM because their culture holds the belief that white police are worse than black rapists and murderers.
Yeah, but getting yr gun and going out settling scores doesn't really do amazing things for any community either...
It’s not that we don’t want to, it’s not an option. To our EuroBrethren they aren’t too witty. They think the law means something simply because it’s on a sheet of paper. The law means something based on its interpretation and practical application. He’s actually wrong. Black women don’t tell on black men out of love. Even if they say that it’s a coping mechanism. Black women simply aren’t listened to by anyone. No one cares outside of maybe a basic human sentiment. We have been left to try to simply figure it out and it hasn’t worked out that well.
They “generally don’t put their faith and trust in *white* institutions.”** Fixed it for you. Whether an institution is public or private doesn’t make it inherently good or bad. That’s simplistic right-wing logic.
Facts Dave. This is the argument that BK wm need to stop with the no snitching when BK men harm them.
Problem is not every woman that calls the police is innocent as we know from plenty of different sources.
That's a lie, we've been the only ones who been there for you,still. Tell me what these other groups of men do. Ate familiar with history and modern days? These ignorant and delusional comments crack me up. Men across the board can be abusive, genius
Finally a song that is written Stoney all over it. Keep it coming bro. Poetic justice.
I'm definitely telling the 🚔 🚓 🚔
Yeah that's why Dave chose Asian woman 🥴
@@LetsGoforDabash and he said she will call the police as well. And who he married is none of my business
@@BrownSugarBabe8459 Yes he lied about black women , thank u for proving my point. 😆
@ddnick as a collective black woman don't call the police. Even the government knows that. That's why dudes be runumuk in the community
@@BrownSugarBabe8459 Yeah dudes " chosen " by these women are on super Saiyan mode 🤣 I agree with u.
This must be an old skit or something, blk woman will tell on her blk man in a heartbeat
There was so much funny in his statement of truth! 💜
Yes the fuck we have lol! Why do you think more brothas have been becoming passport bros 😂
He’s correct. Sad but true. It’s sad bcuz a lot of black men don’t have the same loyalty and consideration for black women. In fact, many believe the worst things about black women and treat black women as if they are beneath non-black women.
"the only thing black I want is an XBOX" - Stephon Clark.
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You Black woman in America are worse than any other race of peoples, your loyalty and love for Black man stopped the day feminism and extreme liberal ideologies became a staple food. If you are a wealthy Black man America or extremely educated and you want a life partner who will build with you, Black American woman are not the ones to choose from, you are very combative, extremely loud and will teach my children homosexual nonsense because 90% of you subscribe to that foolishness, this is why over 90% of rich Black people don't marry Black woman including Dave.
The best comedians know how to take real life sh*t and make it funny. He is definitely one of the best not only because he understands that using the truth makes it funnier because it’ll resonate with the people but it’s the depth of truth he uses and the way he comes out of it unscaved that makes him a master of his craft. ❤👑
Dave knows black women and understands us more then any other black man i know. He may just be the only one. And to the idiots, hes not praising that black women call the cops less so yall look dumb saying “not this generation” thats a good thing. Yall want black women to suffer in silence more then any other race of women. Its okay if the white or asian women calls the cop but “this generation” of black women calling the cops when we’re assaulted is such a bad thing. And another reason we dont call the cops because there isnt the same urgency.
Yeah Dave knows the whole thing.
That's why he chose asian woman 🥴
@@LetsGoforDabashdisgusting
@@chairman3427 Yesh reality is pretty disgusting bro 🤔
I’ve personally had the police called on me by my black sister because of sibling arguing, she also called the police on my brother for something similar at a later date- chappelle is with an Asian woman, he don’t know blk woman like the other brothers do.
That's a lie, we've been the only ones who been there for you,still. Tell me what these other groups of men do. Ate familiar with history and modern days? These ignorant and delusional comments crack me up. Men across the board can be abusive, genius
Ehh he doesn’t have that truthful edge he used to
Only comedian can make them all super serious and then laugh
Dave never fails in poignancy, and still be able to completely drop the punchline on your head effortlessly. Just endless S-Tier skill
My heart goes out to all the black women today who not only had to deal with SA but were or are currently slaves in America.
Ain’t no slaves in America
@@williammclaughlin8205 that's the joke bucko
My heart goes out to every brother that had to defend himself in court over false SA allegations
What you talking bout. You aren't American 😅 smh 🤦
He spoke the fact before telling the joke
😂 the GOAT for sure.
Genuine question - can someone help me understand this joke?
It’s always a message in his jokes 😊
Dave nowdays look like he moved on from his kevin hart phase to morgan freeman phase
That ‘mean’ word. That look on his face and his eyes…bought a tear to my eye. 😢
Yea, made a few of them laugh...
Dave Chappelle always takes it right to the edge bfo rescuing it !!! Greatest Comedian I've ever watched
his wife is filipina we waz slaves too
“We waz slaves” 🤢
It’s sooo crazy! I’m a black man who comes from privilege and my wife, who is black, always thought I’d marry a white person before her. (I have a lot of white friends) and Dave just hit the nail on the head here…that’s one of the reasons I married a black woman
Tells a very serious and sad truth before hitting them with a joke. You love to see it.
The tension in the crowd.... before the joke came out
FACTS!
NO SMOKING IN PUPLIC
Fillipina wifes are the best😊 maried to one myself and living my happiest years now, with her and our kids
That made my day hes funny its logical..logical comedian genius 2023 still Ballin dave
Was it roast though 😆
Not really. and only one sentence
That’s cap bW will get a black man executed the quickest
Guess you have learned your history yet, there are so many Emmett Till cases. BW we’re not the reason you were hung from trees for looking at us or getting your meat cut off….til this day they have proven more false grape allegations against bm from women of other races where cases are being over turned decades later…yet you still said something ignorant like this lol 😂 I’m glad bw are stopping birthing you.
False. Out of the 4 BW women I knew in really bad relationships…the only one that called the cops on her bf was the one with all white friends 😂 So probability says otherwise my guy.
Evidence shows that it's the yt women who have gotten and still gets BM executed the quickest.
This is cap, because he’s trying to say that black women are loyal to black men when in fact, they are not, have you had a look at what’s going on in the media lately black women are black men’s biggest op
@@queen-asia2184 your personal experience is irrelevant, my very own sister called the police on me and my brother and no one even touched her, it was sibling arguing, and she called the police on me and him, and this was separate situation at different times, these blk women are the opps
Dave Chappell needs to eat a bag of apples, blueberries, and avocados
I’m black and I’m telling. Don’t let blackmen guilt trip you into not calling the police😂
You ok?
I know plenty of blk women who will put a blk man in front of the police, just like many other women. Mind as well find you a chick who at least has some class
@@borntatum9341, or just don’t do anything to make any woman call the cops on you.
@@bluebutterfly5684 yea, like breathe. I was simply arguing with a blk chick who happened to be my sister and she called the police- when they do that knowing how police respond to blk men she has no regard for your life, and she is trying to assert authority over you. Stay far away from all of them.
@@borntatum9341 , I’m sorry that happened to you, truly. She’s not a reflection of all black women, but I get what you’re saying. Have you gotten therapy? I’m not trying to be funny. That sounds like it was a traumatic experience for you.
The meanness make me watch a white man from the corner of my eyes
Megan Thee Stallion left the chat
Nice one.
Good because she did what was right.
@@dalaedriajames8684 go girl 👍😂
She literally lied to protect him first until he started bragging on videos
This is why Meg didn’t tell on Troy at first
Probably the worst David joke ever because black women call the cops or government on black men all the time.
Statistically especially compared to other groups they really don't
They don’t. You must not know many black women. It’s a common understanding among most black women not to. They’re probably just now changing since finally realizing a lot of black men don’t give af about black women lol
@@KingsCourtNetworkthey really don’t😭😭 and it’s sad as hell. I’ve seen far more black women in tv dv relationship keep quiet because they were scared to speak up, in fear of not only not being listened to but retaliation.
Not nearly as much as we should.. but we can... Truth is we fear for our lives as much as yours. Anybody can get that bullet when we call. Victim or prep.
@@krystaltaylor8634truth is you exaggerate. Most times statistics shows Men are the ones victims of emotional abuse. It's just the social construct that we give concern to women. Because education never taught about Men or hardships of Men. Most times Men are the ones unheard and judged. Not women. Enough with your victim mindset.
That delivery ❤❤❤
He hasn't met the new school
White guy post 95 here, I can vouch, We are very cool, but none of us in politics... yet. Then things will get better, even though the world may be less livable.-. I'm scared guys
Its still the same 🤦🏽♀️ there is literally nothing new going on. Yall keep trying to use “this new school” to talk down on black women when the same stuff is going on statistically. Black women still wont tell on yall as much as we should. Nothing has changed. Yall excuses are dead. Men have been complaining about the same stuff yall complain about today. Yall complain about everything but yall homeboys not being in there kids life because “its none of yalls business” but everything else is?
@@dalaedriajames8684right! These punks don’t want any accountability and the audacity in these comments are ridiculous. Shows how they’re cowards and still depending on a woman to forever take care of them!
Kind of glad the new school are learning to speak up. No one should be quiet on abuse.
Yeah cuz the new school finally woke up and realize a lot of black men don’t give af about black women and treat black women as if they’re beneath everyone else.
The depth of this guy jokes, i swear.
I love how these comedians can wrap up PAIN in a neat little bow and and then it up with gift full of laughter 😂❤ l wish l could do this..
People who take jokes very seriously are a joke. Just enjoy the moment.
Exactly..laughter is the best medicine!😂😂😂
Joke is on you when it is part of the mainstream brain washing
When joke is about insulting Men and generalising them. It's bad.
There is NOTHING truer than this. I have older teenage sons and they are the ones that have encouraged me not to cover up black men’s behaviour.
Black women better start reporting asap
They do enough reporting, stop
Black women, be more Asian(in this sense only). 🤷🏾♀️
Black women are definitely Asian, in this sense Dave is off
You mostly see that side of BW when it comes to their sons 🤷🏾♂️ she will call that same white man ( police juge etc..) on you real quick when shit don’t go her way ( she became the authority in the Black community)
Maybe speak on who you know, but not all of us sir
@@1stBorn538 we juge by the result. The black community is dead last among the other and why is that ? The white men?
Masculine woman run the community cuz the don’t have no respect to their men 🤷🏾♂️ and if you stand up the police the juge will be call on you
Black women are starting to call the police because we tired of protecting yall when all yall do is talk down on us just like this comment here. Now when we dont call and end up dead at the hands of an abusive black men then its “she shouldve called the police”. When we do yall say “it’s because things didn’t go her way” when we call family its “see she calling family trying to get her brothers killed” we cant win no matter what we do with yall 🤦🏽♀️. BM are getting more and more miserable. Yall are the white women of the black race. Yall are karens.
Lies! Black wombman stay marching and protecting their sons! It’s sad. Free Pookie and Ray Ray, he’s innocent. They aren’t calling the police on them at all. Now bw are finally waking up and not birthing their enemies.
Diddy somewhere agreeing with this... Cassie vs Careesha 🫤
Tell’em Dave!!! Transgenerational epigenetics is real.
It's not. You don't understand how epigenetics work, and either recently heard an idiot or a quack talk about them in the past few years at best.
It's bullcrap.
Why so desperate to be a victim.
How exactly?
@@steveschmidt4063no this is not bs.
Who would have thought I’d take a gut punch like this right before my lunch break. Got damn you Dave 😭😭😭😭😭triggered as fuck right now.
Black men are very hot blooded.
Violent, but soft hearted. I know this because my brother abused me physically and threatened to kill me. If it wasn't for my older sister that day and the friend around, I would be dead.
I would never call the police on him even though what he'd done is unforgivable to strangers.
No matter how bad he is, I will never give him up to strangers to be judged.
My aunt told me my father did that to her, he was like that too. Hot blooded angry.
My father is black, my mother is Arab. We are just a bad mix.... both Arabs and black are hot blooded. 😂😂😂
Dave is right, his wife wouldn't blink twice, because no one understands us.
That’s a generalization about black men, I’m a black man and I’m not hot blooded, that’s just your brother and your dad. When black women refrain from calling the police, it’s not out of consideration for her brother, my very own sister did it to me, and I never even touched her physicallydid the same thing to my older brother for the same scenario
Then you're an idiot if he almost killed you. There's no honor in being a victim.
That's not every black person. That's your environment. I was very protective and watchful if my little sis.
I never really thought about it, but it’s mostly white women who are like me too
Actually, it's because them black women be kicking the black man's ass!
Not only black woman LOL TRY ITALIAN!! LOL THANK YOU FLINT MI 😂😂😂
Where did you get this nugget of stupidity?
I was so serious then the punchline came…. 😂
I wish more of his content was available to the public bc his ticket prices are far to high for a normal person to afford.
Tons of his stuff is free on YT or $15 a month on Netflix.
@@oolala53 I'm aware of all that stuff. Everything you see on yt is repeated over and over from his specials usually.
He’s overrated and overpriced for sure
@@ClutchClick then what are you doing watching? Who is right-priced?
Overpriced yes. Overrated? I don't think so.
Ya slavery is a real issue today😂
Never heard of cause and effect
@@WickedlyChill I just know no one has talked to a slave or slave owner. I have had family members murdered. Should my family go after their family 150 years later? Many white people are slave decendants also. Under slavery for over 1500 years by Moors and Catholic church. Should I hate them
Besides to the cause and effect point. YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CAUSE OF SLAVERY. IT SHOULDN'T EFFECT YOU
@@WickedlyChillstop blaming your deficiencies on the past
If youre seriously going to act like slavery hasn't affected African American culture, you just earned your short bus pass.
Blinders and categories limit people's potential and keep them separated
I don't think they got what he said because it's true, black women and men saw black ppl getting punished at the hands of white Amerikkka, those beating with whips created a trauma marker that's scratched into our DNA
Yeah sure older black women maybe that actually saw that $hit but if you think a young black girl won't metoo you if you rap them then think again.
@@STOPTHECLOWNS581 exactly…getting tired of victims man
Sounds like you are judging based on the color of peoples skin and not the content of their character.
Sheer. Utter. Nonsense. Chappelle shot himself in the foot with this ridiculous stunt of a "show".
Seem to recall america being much more civil and with less crime back then....gee 🤔 its almost like giving them freedom didnt work out very well
Will Bill Burr's wife tell on him or defend him no matter what?
What would your Asian wife tell Bill Burr about you?
Hmmm... is there a comedy combo edit in the future?
Krass 😮
There is always a plot twist 😂
Very dark, sad even disturbing… all of a sudden it’s a good joke, 😅
dave starting to sound like tone loc
😂😂😂
My wife's Asian after 26 years she would drop the dime on me for j walking.