A Warning To All Pirates, We Have a Human On Board! | HFY Bedtime Stories: Job Title Human

[@rondohunter8966]

Very good, I liked this. Having a live human on board as your insurance policy. He does nothing but sit in the "glove box" until needed. I'd love a job like that. Being skilled in the art of B.S. I would be good at my job.

[@WillRennar]

Pirates: "We have an army!"
Captain: "We have a human."
Pirates: "And _we_ have...to get going, actually. Have a lovely afternoon."

[@robertvirnig638]

This was a clever story, better than most. Made me recall the theory that we survived and the Neanderthals didn't because we were better at deception.

[@KarimAkors]

well the Neanderthals survived in a way, everyone of us Homo Sapiens carrys up to 5 % neandertalis genes in us (40.000 years befor it was up to 6-9%), so wi diddent kill them we....ahm breed them out...

[@tylerboone6584]

There should be a book, a mandatory text: "The Practical/Tactical Advantages of having a Shifty Bastard (read: Human) on your crew" Harper Collins Publishers, New York. 🤣

[@Questor-ky2fv]

Nicely done story. Many humans are good at bluffing, so the use of that in this manner is believable.😂

[@watchdogCZ]

I love this kind of HFY stories, able to deliver an interesting story without 30-50 minutes of repetetive and dull blah blah blah.

[@johnsanford3596]

ummm, how does it work when the PIRATES have a human?

[@yahdahayasharahla4402]

Well we find out who's human is better, duh!😂.

[@grumpyolesilverback7211]

Wow

[@yahdahayasharahla4402]

@@grumpyolesilverback7211 wow, upsidedown is MOM...

[@Shadowkey392]

We DUEL.

[@markscheutzow3446]

🤣

[@bodaciouschad]

"Beware of dog" energy.

[@RonaldMyers-oz3pk]

Tyvm for the story 😂

[@boqndimitrov8693]

we are born crooks!most useful talent in space!! 😂

[@MichaelWinter-ss6lx]

Aye fine;• ahhnd where's the nearest space port!
🚀🏴‍☠️🎸

[@wildwolf3852]

It is called "bluffing".

[@chriskelso723]

This is a cute story.

[@johncunningham4820]

Loved it .

[@damonberry2212]

A game of 3 card Monty

[@JohnSmith-mf3dh]

It's a basic skill on war AND games...